1. Look, sun! Look, house!
Look, road! Look, ball!
Look, door! Look, cloud!Copy !req
2. Look, bird!
You're not looking!
Bird! Bird! Bird! Bird! Bird!Copy !req
3. Bird! Bird! Bird!
It's a d...Copy !req
4. Red! Red! Red! Red! Red! Red!
Red!Copy !req
5. Bing!
Dude, I need you to grab theCopy !req
6. emergency hammer.
I'm not breaking a
window.Copy !req
7. No, I need you to
knock me out.
How about you justCopy !req
8. ask sussie to calm down a
little?
Uh...Copy !req
9. I can't.
What?
You're embarrassed, aren't you?Copy !req
10. Just use the hammer.
Darwin watterson, the fish whoCopy !req
11. grew legs at the expense of his
gut.
Shut up!Copy !req
12. Hey, Darwin!
Which noise to do you prefer?Copy !req
13. Or...
Excuse me, sussie,
but can you be a little bitCopy !req
14. quieter, please?
Certainly, young gumball, I'd
be more than happy to oblige.Copy !req
15. Thank you.
What was that?
That was me taking myCopy !req
16. hat off to you.
I still don't understand how you
can be so direct with people.Copy !req
17. Oh, it's really
hard.
You have to think the words,Copy !req
18. then move your lips at the same
time so it makes the right
sound.Copy !req
19. Teach me.
What?
Uh, uh...Copy !req
20. Yeah, that's what I thought.
Hmph!Copy !req
21. That whole argument I just won
only went on in my head, didn't
it?Copy !req
22. Well, nothing
happened in reality, so I'm
gonna have to say yes.Copy !req
23. What's that now?
That's me beating
myself for being such a doormat.Copy !req
24. If you want me to
teach you how to be direct, ICopy !req
25. can, but you have to promise to
do exactly as I say — no
questions asked.Copy !req
26. I promise.
I want you to walk
like a dog with an itchy butt.Copy !req
27. I shouldn't have
promised.Copy !req
28. Hi, guys.
I think I actually
understand the purpose of thisCopy !req
29. exercise.
You're ridding me of my
inhibitions by destroying theCopy !req
30. little dignity I have.
No, dude.
I was just messingCopy !req
31. with you.
What?
Was it really... Necessary... ToCopy !req
32. take me over... The... Sandbox?
I'm sorry.
Just tell me who you want to beCopy !req
33. direct with, and I'll show you
how it's done.
Calm down, honey.Copy !req
34. You're being over-gramatic.
This guy's too shellfish, and
he's being, like, a totalCopy !req
35. control greed.
Do you mind?Copy !req
36. I was in the middle of a
condensation.
Well, I see what youCopy !req
37. mean now.
Come on, tell him how annoying
he is.Copy !req
38. Okay.
You know, Leslie, when you try
and sound intelligent sometimes,Copy !req
39. you just
you just
Come on, man, speakCopy !req
40. your mind!
You're so bottled up, you're
choking on your own frustration!Copy !req
41. Say... What... You...
Mean!Copy !req
42. When
you try and sound smart and mix
up your words, you sound like aCopy !req
43. foo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-l!
I...
I don't know what to say.Copy !req
44. Thank you.
Thank you for telling me.
I'll be forever graceful forCopy !req
45. your honesty.
I-it's grateful.
Ah, yes.Copy !req
46. I'll be forever grapefruit
for your honesty.Copy !req
47. What?
Tobias just poked atCopy !req
48. a photo.
I'll send it over.Copy !req
49. Oh, for goodness
sake!
This is another thing that bugsCopy !req
50. me!
He's always pulling that stupid
post!Copy !req
51. It's so annoying!
Well, it's not
really that annoying.Copy !req
52. It's just photos, buddy.
It's not, though, is
it?Copy !req
53. It's all the time!
Dude, fyi, you look totally lame
when you pull that pose!Copy !req
54. What does it even mean?
It's chunking the deuce, man.
And what does thatCopy !req
55. mean?
I don't understand.Copy !req
56. For my whole walking life, I've
had to keep my mouth shut,
having to deal with everyone'sCopy !req
57. annoying, little habits, but now
I can say what I like.
I feel like —Copy !req
58. deep down ♪
♪ now I'll tell the world ♪
♪ exactly what I think and feelCopy !req
59. about every boy and girl ♪
♪ every boy and girl ♪
♪ tell us what he thinks aboutCopy !req
60. ♪ but your friends just like youCopy !req
61. ♪ Jamie's rude and
impolite ♪
♪ because she's half cow, halfCopy !req
62. ♪ Carrie thinks
herself unique ♪
♪ but she's just one more emoCopy !req
63. ♪ Joe, your jokes are
lame and lazy ♪
♪ you sing just like a dog withCopy !req
64. rabi-I-I-I-I-I-I-es ♪
Hmm, where do peopleCopy !req
65. go when they run away crying
like that?
UhCopy !req
66. I feel a bit silly now.
Oh, just stop it, all
right?Copy !req
67. Well, what does it matter to
you?
You do know that there are moreCopy !req
68. germs on an average door handle
than there are on a toilet seat.
Well, if that's theCopy !req
69. case, why don't we all open
doors with our butts?Copy !req
70. Almost got it.
Darwin, what are you
doing?Copy !req
71. Just proving a point.
Ha!
Principal brown, Darwin isCopy !req
72. being recklessly unhygienic, and
it's giving me ulcers!
See?Copy !req
73. Oh, my gosh, your
hand — it's covered in germs!
What? Where?Copy !req
74. There.
Eeeeee!Copy !req
75. Darwin watterson, this is not
like you at all!
I can only assume that gumballCopy !req
76. has something to do with it.
I've got nothing to
do with it at all!Copy !req
77. Nothing?
Well, maybe I kind
of set him off.Copy !req
78. That's all I needed to know.
Both of you to the school
counselor immediately.Copy !req
79. As much as I think it's
important for you to be able to
express yourselves freely, ICopy !req
80. don't think comments about my
ponytail are appropriate.
The back of my head does notCopy !req
81. look like a horse's buttocks!
I swear, I'm trying
my best, Mr. Small, but I justCopy !req
82. can't stop myself from saying —
I'm tired of staring at your
hideous, hairy man toes!Copy !req
83. Oh.
Interesting.
I want to try something.Copy !req
84. What do you see when I show you
this ink blot?
A very sad,Copy !req
85. middle-aged man wearing sandals.
I think I have the rightCopy !req
86. treatment for your problem.Copy !req
87. I'm impressed with
how you're managing all this,Copy !req
88. buddy.
I thought for sure you'dCopy !req
89. [ Grunting
continues ]Copy !req
90. Everyone get out of
here!Copy !req
91. He's gonna hurt your feelings
real bad!
No, we need to listen to him!Copy !req
92. He's just misunderstated.Copy !req
93. Hey, chin bag, how
about you learn to breathe
through your nostrils?Copy !req
94. Oh, I'm sorry.
You don't have any!
Nostrils!Copy !req
95. And how about you
clip those stupid nails?
They're not gonna make you anyCopy !req
96. more feminine.
In case you haven't noticed,
you're a 10-ton sack of reptileCopy !req
97. flesh.
Reptile flesh!
And as for you, theCopy !req
98. only thing worse than hearing
you slurp your coffee is
watching it stick to your rancidCopy !req
99. lady mustache!
Mustache!Copy !req
100. Uh, dude, I know I
told you to be direct and all,
but you're acting like aCopy !req
101. full-blown, atomic jerk right
now.
Can you, uh, just go back toCopy !req
102. being a nice guy?
Dude?
♪ noCopy !req
103. more mister nice guy ♪
♪ I've found a new style ♪
♪ with claws and pointy teethCopy !req
104. You and me outside
now.Copy !req
105. I don't want to do this, man,Copy !req
106. but it's the only way!
You need to learn that words canCopy !req
107. hurt.
Round 1! Fight!Copy !req
108. Your head is so big
that you have to put your shirtCopy !req
109. on feet first!Copy !req
110. Big head! Big head!
Big head!Copy !req
111. Aah! Stop it!
Big head!Copy !req
112. You're cheating!
Big head!Copy !req
113. You keep using the
same move!Copy !req
114. Big head!
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
115. Darwin wins! Perfect!
Round 2! Fight!Copy !req
116. You're so ugly that
when you entered an uglyCopy !req
117. contest, the judges said, "no
professionals"!Copy !req
118. You're so dumb, you
put stamps on your e-mails!Copy !req
119. You're so short that
your head smells like feet!Copy !req
120. Your brain's so small
that you thoughts have an echo!Copy !req
121. Your cheeks are so
big that people don't know whichCopy !req
122. end of you they're looking at!
Ping!Copy !req
123. Agh!Copy !req
124. Your face is so
greasy that people put on weightCopy !req
125. when they look at you!
Agh!Copy !req
126. Eh, it's not as good as I
thought it'd be.Copy !req
127. You're so bald that
when you take a shower, you getCopy !req
128. brain-washed!
You're so — uh, ICopy !req
129. got nothing!
Agh!Copy !req
130. You're so chubby,
the back of your head looks likeCopy !req
131. a pack of wieners.
Aah! Aah!Copy !req
132. Final round!
Wait a minute.Copy !req
133. Pause.
Darwin, I think this has goneCopy !req
134. far enough.
Surely you understand what I'mCopy !req
135. trying to say to you.
It's good to speak your mindCopy !req
136. sometimes, but — w-what are you
doing?Copy !req
137. Hey, you unpaused!Copy !req
138. That's cheating!
Big head! Big head!Copy !req
139. Big head! Big head!
Okay, I didn't wantCopy !req
140. to do this, but you leave me no
choice.Copy !req
141. You are not my brother!Copy !req
142. You are just a pet...
Who grew legs!Copy !req
143. Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
Ultimate combo!Copy !req
144. Did you really mean
that?
No!Copy !req
145. I just wanted you back to
normal!
It just came out!Copy !req
146. It really
hurt!
It really hurt me,Copy !req
147. too!
I never thought it before!
You're totally my brother!Copy !req
148. Well, I think you
made your point, and if that's
how I made other people feel, ICopy !req
149. don't want to do it anymore.
Oh, it's good to
have you back, buddy.Copy !req
150. You still have a big
head, though.
Well, at leastCopy !req
151. mine's got hair on it.Copy !req
152. Now pay attention!
This diagram reveals everything
you need to know.Copy !req
153. What?
Oh, no, nothing.Copy !req
154. Carry on.
Hmm. Now we shall continue.
This area is —Copy !req
155. What?
This area is mostly composed ofCopy !req
156. hot gases.
Never look at it directly with
your naked eye, or you will burnCopy !req
157. your retinas.
This could lead to rash acts,
nausea, weight loss,Copy !req
158. malfunction, confusion, or
explosion.
I can't take thisCopy !req
159. anymore!
Every second I look
at it means another year ofCopy !req
160. therapy!
I-I got to tell her, man.Copy !req
161. You can't talk to a
teacher about her tushy.
It's too touchy.Copy !req
162. Oh, come on, you
can't leave her like that.
I-it's cruel.Copy !req
163. Okay, but we got to
be subtle.
Often results in a blackCopy !req
164. hole that has the potential...
Psst! Miss simian!
Huh?Copy !req
165. You're nothing but a pair of
disruptive, disrespectful
delinquents from a dysfunctionalCopy !req
166. dynasty of degenerates and
dimwits!
What have you got to say inCopy !req
167. your defense?
Uh, it — it was an
accident, sir.Copy !req
168. We were trying to tell her
something.
Tell her what?Copy !req
169. Uh, I-I...
I can't say it.
It's too embarrassing.Copy !req
170. For the last time, why did
you throw a paper plane in your
teacher's face?Copy !req
171. It says it all on the
paper.
"You do not know how much youCopy !req
172. show, but the wind doth blow in
the hills below."
Huh?Copy !req
173. Speaking of which, can anyone
else feel that draft?Copy !req
174. Maybe you should say
something.Copy !req
175. Yes, I suppose.Copy !req
176. You knew about this, and you
thought it was funny, didn't
you?Copy !req
177. You think this is funny?
Lucy, please, I think you owe
them an apology.Copy !req
178. don't you "Lucy" me, Nigel!
These kids tried to make a
monkey out of me, and you wantCopy !req
179. me to apologize?
Uh, you kids are free to go.Copy !req
180. Hmm, there's oneCopy !req
181. thing I don't understand.
Yeah, why did she go
ape when we just tried to helpCopy !req
182. her?
No.
Why do monkey have hair all overCopy !req
183. their bodies except for the ugly
part where they need it the
most?Copy !req
184. Have you noticed that
miss simian's been acting aCopy !req
185. little off lately?
Now that you mention
it, she has been keeping aCopy !req
186. particularly close eye on us.Copy !req
187. Report card signed.Copy !req
188. Oh, okay.Copy !req
189. It's the most pathetic,
half-baked attempt at forgeryCopy !req
190. I've seen in my 300,000 years as
a teacher, and I taught during
the stone age!Copy !req
191. Forgeriers?
My own flesh and blood accusedCopy !req
192. of forgerering?
What does it mean?
Faking your signature.Copy !req
193. We need you to sign their
suspension card.Copy !req
194. Buh, buh, buh.
Mm.Copy !req
195. Uh, listen, these kids are
decent children.Copy !req
196. There's nothing you can suspend
them for.
They don't fight.Copy !req
197. They respect school property.
They don't steal.Copy !req
198. Come on, pick it up and keep
it for themselves, you thieving
hoodlums!Copy !req
199. We're rich!
We're prosperous!
We're opulent!Copy !req
200. We're flushed!
We're gilded!
We're wealthy!Copy !req
201. We're — wait a
minute.
We need to change our phoneCopy !req
202. numbers and leave town.
Why?
Because they're allCopy !req
203. gonna want a piece of it.
Who?
Everyone!Copy !req
204. Look at them all trying to get
their creepy hands on my money!
Gumball, you'veCopy !req
205. changed.
No, I haven't!
I'm just the same but happierCopy !req
206. because I'm rich!
Look at yourself!
You're surrounded by all theseCopy !req
207. riches, and you're the loneliest
man in the world!Copy !req
208. You're — you're
right!
This money is evil!Copy !req
209. I wish I'd never found it!
Mm, have you heard?Copy !req
210. There's gonna be a big fight.
Why do you think I
brought the popcorn?Copy !req
211. Who do you think it'll be?
I don't know.Copy !req
212. Imagine if it's Tina and bobert!
If I saw that, I would throwCopy !req
213. away my eyes because nothing
else in the world would be worth
watching anymore.Copy !req
214. Really?
What about Alan versus
Willy?Copy !req
215. Yeah, I'd watch it,Copy !req
216. but it'd be better if they were
in a cage.
With spikes.Copy !req
217. That was on fire.
Oh, I can't wait to see who itCopy !req
218. is!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!Copy !req
219. See, look at them, about to
fight like animals.
Why not focus your attentionCopy !req
220. on someone who really needs it?
Hush! It's about to start.Copy !req
221. Fight! Fight! Fight!
Dude, what are we
doing?Copy !req
222. Stupid things because
of peer pressure!
This would be better withCopy !req
223. poisoned nunchucks.
You got to get us out
of this!Copy !req
224. Okay, hold on, I got
it.
People of elmore, you came toCopy !req
225. see a fight, and until a few
seconds ago, I was just like
you!Copy !req
226. But now, knowing I'm the one
supposed to get hit, I've
discovered something!Copy !req
227. Fighting is wrong!
This is no way to settle a
dispute because after all, whatCopy !req
228. is more powerful — this or
this?Copy !req
229. Lucy, what's wrong? Speak!Copy !req
230. This isn't at all what I had
planned!Copy !req
231. Please don't tell me you're
the one who arranged this fight.Copy !req
232. I know we haven't spoken in a
long time, but I need your
advice.Copy !req
233. Is it really wrong to create
false evidence to frame some
criminals who you know for sureCopy !req
234. are definitely, absolutely,
without a single shadow of a
doubt guilty?Copy !req
235. Well, I don't care what you say,
dad!
I'm doing it anyway!Copy !req
236. Mm.
Aha!Copy !req
237. Let's see you get away with this
one, you little hooligans!
And I know for sure that theseCopy !req
238. two did the graffiti because
they were idiotic enough to sign
their names at the bottom of it!Copy !req
239. Are you sure no one else
could've done it?
Absolutely!Copy !req
240. Miss simian, wrongly accusing
the boys is one thing, but
openly framing them is another!Copy !req
241. One more offense, and you are
fired!
And you still owe these boys anCopy !req
242. apology.
That's fine, that's
fine.Copy !req
243. I'll apologize when fish
start to walk.Copy !req
244. If this really is the kind of
person you are, then we
seriously need to talk about ourCopy !req
245. relationship, as well.
I saw that coming.Copy !req
246. I glued everything to the floor.Copy !req
247. I got to be honest,
gumball.Copy !req
248. I'm not entirely comfortable
committing a crime.
Look, it's not aCopy !req
249. crime if you intend to get
caught.
Unless we actually do somethingCopy !req
250. bad, simian's gonna blow a fuse
and lose her hairy boyfriend.
Do you really want that on yourCopy !req
251. conscience?
Good, then give me a leg up.
Now what am ICopy !req
252. supposed to do?
Give yourself a leg
up!Copy !req
253. Oh, of course.Copy !req
254. Oh!
Oh!Copy !req
255. don't!Copy !req
256. This is gonna be easier than I
thought.Copy !req
257. Oh, why do I have to
run every eight minutes of myCopy !req
258. life?
Wait!
In the jungle when a gorillaCopy !req
259. charges, you have to stare them
to the ground!Copy !req
260. Oh, is it working,
dude?
Dude?Copy !req
261. I just realized, we
can't let her catch us until
we've done something bad!Copy !req
262. Oh, you could've
told me!
Sorry!Copy !req
263. Aah!Copy !req
264. Aah!Copy !req
265. Quick, get in here!Copy !req
266. Okay, you get
brown's attention.
I'll deface his car.Copy !req
267. Psst!
Principal brown!
Principal brown!Copy !req
268. Principal brown!
Principal brown!
Principal brown!Copy !req
269. Dude, why is every single window
broken except for brown's?Copy !req
270. How about you do it
yourself if you're such a hot
shot?Copy !req
271. I caught them!
I finally caught them, which
means I can do this.Copy !req
272. You're coming with me to the
principal's office.
With pleasure.Copy !req
273. Wait, we forgot to spray our
names.
What do you mean?Copy !req
274. Duh.
If we don't sign it,
principal brown will think it'sCopy !req
275. you again, then you'll get fired
and lose the love of your life.
Now, where would that leave us?Copy !req
276. Are you trying to say that
you only did this to save my
reputation, my job, and myCopy !req
277. relationship?
Of course.
What do you take us for — someCopy !req
278. kind of criminals?
Well, yes.
And I was wrong!Copy !req
279. Right, I'll clean this up.
You need to get out of here
before principal brown seesCopy !req
280. this.
I don't think so,
miss simian.Copy !req
281. We're not letting you ruin your
life.
don't worry — I won't.Copy !req
282. Just go!
Boys!
I'm sorry!Copy !req
283. What?
I'm sorry!
Say again?Copy !req
284. I'm sorry!
Ha, heard it the
first time, miss.Copy !req
285. Just wanted to milk it.
Why, those littleCopy !req
286. Care to explain?
Well...Copy !req