1. This pie chart is an
illustration of the composition
of happiness.Copy !req
2. This portion here represents the
ratio of love needed in one's
life.Copy !req
3. This portion here is the...
Hmm.Copy !req
4. My brain is amazing.
When I find something boring, it
actually prevents me fromCopy !req
5. hearing it.
Hmm, I don't thinkCopy !req
6. it's your brain.
I think it's his.
He should seriously give up onCopy !req
7. this herbal tea.
And this portion representsCopy !req
8. the amount —
Class displ—Copy !req
9. Thanks for the pen, dude.
No problem.Copy !req
10. Hmm.
Hey!Copy !req
11. What?
Eh, eh, eh, ah, ah, ah.
What the durf isCopy !req
12. that?
I don't know.
What are you doing?Copy !req
13. The pen!
You chewed his pen!
No, I didn't.Copy !req
14. Aah!
Can you believe this guy?
Relax, dude.Copy !req
15. It's only a pen.
don't you "dude" me
when I'm right!Copy !req
16. You're supposed to chew things
you eat, not people's stuff!
What about gum?Copy !req
17. What about it?
You don't eat gum,
but you chew that.Copy !req
18. It's even in the name — chewing
gum.
Yeah, sure, butCopy !req
19. that's specifically made for
chewing.
That wasn't a chewing pen.Copy !req
20. You write with a pen!
You can get a
fountain pen.Copy !req
21. You don't spray water with it.
You just don't chew
other people's pens!Copy !req
22. It's the principle!
This is what society is built
upon — respect!Copy !req
23. You know, there's nothing that
can't be solved with an apology,Copy !req
24. Joe.
Hmm.
I forgive you for accusing me ofCopy !req
25. chewing the pen.
Can I borrow your glue, please?Copy !req
26. Yes, of course.
But don't go chewing on it.Copy !req
27. What are you doing?
Exacting justice.Copy !req
28. What kind of justice
is piercing the tube of glue
like a psycho?Copy !req
29. Ow!Copy !req
30. Now, what do you
feel is an appropriate thing to
do in return?Copy !req
31. Turn the other cheek.
Which means I can do
this.Copy !req
32. Ooh!
That emotion you'reCopy !req
33. feeling is your thirst for
justice.
Quench it!Copy !req
34. But what if you offer
love instead of hatred?
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
35. That is nicer.
But it's not justice!
This is justice!Copy !req
36. This is justice!
This is justice!Copy !req
37. "Thanks for the glue."
Aww. How swell.
I should make them a card toCopy !req
38. celebrate our friendship.Copy !req
39. Ah.
Gee!Copy !req
40. That's what I call a sticky
situation.Copy !req
41. Whoopsie!Copy !req
42. Oh. Darwin's homework.
Well, what am I
gonna glue now?Copy !req
43. Looks like I'm getting more andCopy !req
44. more attached to this school.Copy !req
45. Now I'm even bonding with
myself.Copy !req
46. Aaaah!
Okay, Joe, we're going to
take the bandages off now, but ICopy !req
47. just want to warn you that,
well, we did the best we could.Copy !req
48. Aaaaaaaaah!
Oh. It's not so bad.
We found this tube of glueCopy !req
49. stuck to your, uh... Anyway, in
future, you need to be more
careful.Copy !req
50. This tube was covered in holes.
But it wasn't when I lent it
to gumball.Copy !req
51. Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.Copy !req
52. Oh, come on!
I can understand the
glue, but why the glitter?Copy !req
53. Like putting lipstick on a
skeleton.
It doesn't make it any nicer.Copy !req
54. Eh, you were right.
We should have let that pen
stuff slide.Copy !req
55. Dude, please chill
out!Copy !req
56. Here, have some love.
This — this is for
my homework!Copy !req
57. And this is for the glitter!
Just pop it already!Copy !req
58. Aaaah!
He destroyed yourCopy !req
59. desk, too, so chew on this!
That's for my desk that I don'tCopy !req
60. really care about that much!
Take that, you
banana!Copy !req
61. Oh, look.
A pen!
And it's not chewed!Copy !req
62. What else can we do to it?
Attention please.Copy !req
63. Could gumball and
Darwin watterson please come to
Mr. Small's office?Copy !req
64. Thank you very much.Copy !req
65. Any conflict can be resolved
with these three tools.Copy !req
66. The mirror reminds us that an
enemy is just ourselves but seen
from another angle.Copy !req
67. The water reminds us that we all
have something in common.
And the hourglass is the time weCopy !req
68. need to reach an understanding.
Aaah!
Aaah!Copy !req
69. Aaah!
Come on, you
googley-eyed punk!Copy !req
70. Darwin!
We got one minute.
Let's finish this.Copy !req
71. Geez, Louise!
The pen! Give him the new pen!Copy !req
72. I didn't chew your pen,
honestly.
But I bought you a new oneCopy !req
73. because I, myself, have a pen of
great sentimental value.Copy !req
74. It's not a fountain pen, is it?
Actually, yes, it is.Copy !req
75. It's the pen that
obadiah banana, the founder of
our family, used to sign theCopy !req
76. registry when he first came to
this country.Copy !req
77. It was a very expensive pen.
I'm not even gonna tell you
where he had to hide it to keepCopy !req
78. it safe.Copy !req
79. I would lose my mind if
anyone chewed on that pen!
Anyway, please accept this newCopy !req
80. pen, and let's be friends again.
Aww.
Eh?Copy !req
81. Dude, we have to get
to his locker before he sees
what we've done.Copy !req
82. Thank you.
We've got to go now. Bye.
One minute.Copy !req
83. Thank you for a beautiful
resolution.
Banana Joe, you can go.Copy !req
84. I just need to fill out your
hall pass, guys.Copy !req
85. Gu-u-mba-a-ll.
That's a funny
name, isn't it?Copy !req
86. Now, do you spell it with two or
three l's?
Two. Two l's.Copy !req
87. I'm sorry. I just put one.
Dude!Copy !req
88. You could have just put another
one at the end!
Of course.Copy !req
89. Silly old hippie.
I'll do another one.
Oh, wait. I'm all out.Copy !req
90. Uh, I'll to print one.
Come on!
Huh?Copy !req
91. Just print it please!
Yeah, sure.
Here it is!Copy !req
92. Old reliable.
I don't know how it works.Copy !req
93. Just let us go,
okay?
You seem a little stressedCopy !req
94. out, guys.
You want to try my herbal
infusion?Copy !req
95. It's very good for the nerv...
Mr. Small?Copy !req
96. Yo!
Right. Come on.Copy !req
97. Whooooo-hoo!Copy !req
98. Hey!
Turn around, you cowards.
[ ChucklesCopy !req
99. nervously ]
No, thank you.
Turn around and face the canCopy !req
100. of butt-whupping that I'm gonna
open on you!
Wouldn't it be betterCopy !req
101. to stay like we are for that?
Turn around!
Should we turnCopy !req
102. around?
I don't want to turn
around.Copy !req
103. Okay.
Aaaaaah!Copy !req
104. Oh, that's justCopy !req
105. great!
Now people are gonna come around
the corner, see him like that,Copy !req
106. and think we're massive bullies!
Which we are!
Because of us, he lost an eye,Copy !req
107. and we attacked him with a
mirror, we punctured his tube of
glue, we chewed everything inCopy !req
108. his locker, he got a huge brown
banana bruise on his little
face, and we even managed toCopy !req
109. ruin the most precious thing his
family ever owned!Copy !req
110. He did chew that pen, though.
It doesn't matter!
What are we gonna do now?Copy !req
111. What are you doing?
We need to make itCopy !req
112. look like he won the fight.
And then we'll be even and weCopy !req
113. can be friends again and no one
will ever know what horrible
people we are.Copy !req
114. Banana Joe, please!
Not the face!
On, no!Copy !req
115. Not with the elbow!
Hey, pull one of myCopy !req
116. teeth out.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's completely over the top,Copy !req
117. isn't it?
Let's just get into position.Copy !req
118. What happened?
You kicked our butts like aCopy !req
119. beast.
That's what happened.
Awesome.Copy !req
120. Oh.
I mean, I'm sorry.
How did it ever come to this?Copy !req
121. It's our fault, Joe.
We didn't know it was your
family pen.Copy !req
122. Well, obadiah banana always
said that nothing is lost until
you lose a friend, and I don'tCopy !req
123. want that to happen to us.
That's really lame.Copy !req
124. Group hug?
Ahh.Copy !req
125. Ow!
What is that?Copy !req
126. Oh.
Hey, Darwin, here's your pen.
What?Copy !req
127. Your pen. Look.
It's got your initials on it.
Wait.Copy !req
128. Oh, man.
You know what this means?
It means the pen you lent JoeCopy !req
129. was my pen, not yours, and I was
the one who chewed it.
I always chew my pen!Copy !req
130. Ha-ha!
Isn't that funny?
All this fighting for nothing,Copy !req
131. when I had the pen in my pocket
the whole time.
Pretty fun, huh, guys?Copy !req
132. Guys?Copy !req
133. I can't believe they're going to
show it!
TV is finally gonnaCopy !req
134. acknowledge our existence.
What are you talking
about?Copy !req
135. Only "cutey pets."
The number-one pet
show on TV.Copy !req
136. They're gonna show
this photo!
But I thought youCopy !req
137. preferred "animal companions"?
Aw, who cares about
moral principles?Copy !req
138. This is TV we're talking about!
I'm pretty excited, too.
"Win or don't win" is callingCopy !req
139. tonight.
All I have to do is answer one
question and I'll win a newCopy !req
140. microwave.
What's wrong with
our microwave?Copy !req
141. Yeah, that makes
sense.Copy !req
142. Well, I can't wait to
watch "Daisy" tonight.
You're going to meetCopy !req
143. Sally the snake, aren't you,
Daisy?
"Yes, I am."Copy !req
144. I can't wait till 8:00.
Well, then I guessCopy !req
145. it's whoever gets to the remote
first!Copy !req
146. Aa-aa-aah!Copy !req
147. I've been up all night saving my
seat for...Copy !req
148. And just to make sure no one
changes the channel, I've hidden
the remote!Copy !req
149. Can I please watch
"Daisy"?
No!Copy !req
150. This face was made
for TV!Copy !req
151. I don't want to grow a
third arm next time I make a cup
of coffee!Copy !req
152. I wish I had enough
money to buy my own remote!
Okay, well, you knowCopy !req
153. what?
I'm going... Grocery shopping!Copy !req
154. Hey! We're not doneCopy !req
155. with you yet.
Wake up!Copy !req
156. Wait a minute.
We don't need the remote.Copy !req
157. We can change the channel on the
TV.Copy !req
158. You mean get up from the sofa
and change it manually, like
they did in ancient times whenCopy !req
159. people weren't lazy?
That sounds a little extreme,
man.Copy !req
160. Ckk! Check, check.
Okay, control, I'm going in.Copy !req
161. Chk!
Okay. Chk!
How you feeling?Copy !req
162. Chk! To be honest,
I'm feeling pretty lazy.
Chk! Keep going.Copy !req
163. You're doing great.
Chk!
Something'sCopy !req
164. happening.
It's like... No one's ever walked
here before.Copy !req
165. I — I...
I-I can't do it.
I'm gonna turn around!Copy !req
166. No!
You've got to keep going!
You've passed the ChristmasCopy !req
167. carpet stain.
There won't be enough willpower
to send you back.Copy !req
168. Chk! Okay.
I'll try.Copy !req
169. Gravity pulling me down!
I'm not gonna make it!
I... Can't... Be...Copy !req
170. Bothered!
Abort the mission!Copy !req
171. I repeat — abort the mission!
The mission.Copy !req
172. I'm sorry, buddy, but it wasn't
possible.Copy !req
173. Now I know why remotes were
invented.Copy !req
174. Here — take this.
It'll make you feel better.Copy !req
175. Did I hear chocolate?
Ye-e-e-e-s.
And we'll give you some...Copy !req
176. When you tell us where the
remote is!
No! Never!Copy !req
177. Oh, really?
Not even for the chocolate
choo-choo train?Copy !req
178. Ch-ch-ch-ch-choo-choo!
Aah!
Ch-ch-ch-choo-choo!Copy !req
179. I'll get it!
Choo-choo!Copy !req
180. Anais, I need you to
tell me what brand the TV is.Copy !req
181. Okay. But does this
mean I can watch "Daisy"
tonight?Copy !req
182. No, it means you won't
be grounded for six months.
What?Copy !req
183. But I'm 4!
That's like 1/8 of my life!
Then you don't want toCopy !req
184. spend it locked up in your
bedroom.
Ugh!Copy !req
185. Fine!
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-
ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch...Copy !req
186. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-choo-choo!
Bing-bong!
The train will not be stoppingCopy !req
187. at this mouth.
Okay! Okay!
Just give me the chocolate, andCopy !req
188. I'll tell you!
Yes!
Ahh.Copy !req
189. But in the form of a riddle.
The remote is in the valley
betwixt two hills.Copy !req
190. It's name begins with a "b,"
ends with two t's, and has "u"
in the middle.Copy !req
191. And you'll never find it!
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
192. Oh! I know this one!
I know this one!
Dude, there's noCopy !req
193. remote here.
Hmm.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
194. B-u-t-t.
It's under his butt, isn't it?Copy !req
195. I got him!Copy !req
196. Get the remote!
Aah!
Where is it?Copy !req
197. I've been sitting on it all day
long!
There's only oneCopy !req
198. person that could have taken it.
Yeah! You!
Because it definitely wasn't me!Copy !req
199. Where did you put it?
Where did you put it?
Where did you put it?Copy !req
200. Dude, say it, don't
spray it!
Tell him where it is!Copy !req
201. Tell him where it is now!
Chill, everybody!
I meant anais.Copy !req
202. It could only be anais.
Oh.
'Cause we both want to watch theCopy !req
203. same thing.
Yeah, right.
Get her!Copy !req
204. Where's the
remote?Copy !req
205. What remote?
Right!Copy !req
206. What are you doing?
Look! The scissors
she used to cut a hole in theCopy !req
207. sofa.
What are you talking
about?Copy !req
208. Tell us where it is!
Or Daisy won't have to worry
about headaches ever again.Copy !req
209. No, please! Wait!Copy !req
210. Here it is.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
211. But I just want you to know...
I'm doing this for your own
good!Copy !req
212. N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-Copy !req
213. o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-
o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
All right, Daisy'sCopy !req
214. getting it.
No.
There is another.Copy !req
215. Another what?
Another remote.
Mom went downtown to buy one.Copy !req
216. Aah! It's 20 to 8:00!
We need to get that
remote!Copy !req
217. Thanks for the tip!
Daisy!
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
218. Wait. You're not coming?
I don't care about
your stupid TV anymore!Copy !req
219. All I need is my Daisy.Copy !req
220. Gotcha.Copy !req
221. Get her!
Hyah!Copy !req
222. Ow!
Ow!Copy !req
223. Get the remote!
Hyah!Copy !req
224. Ohh!
Oh!Copy !req
225. Looking for these?
Aah!Copy !req
226. Aah!Copy !req
227. Thank you.Copy !req
228. No!Copy !req
229. She's gaining on us!
Aah!
That remote is mine!Copy !req
230. Then come and get it!
Hyah!
Ooh!Copy !req
231. Aah!Copy !req
232. Let's take the stairs.Copy !req
233. She's getting away!Copy !req
234. If you leave without
paying, you're setting a bad
example for your children!Copy !req
235. I can't find the right
change!
Oh, no.Copy !req
236. Come on.
Aah!Copy !req
237. Thank you for being
a responsible citizen.Copy !req
238. Come on, dude.Copy !req
239. "Cutey pets" starts in five
minutes.Copy !req
240. Oh, no, it doesn't!
"Win or don't win" does!
Give it — give itCopy !req
241. to me!
"I'm a celebrity"!Copy !req
242. Wait a minute!
That's mine! Hey!Copy !req
243. This isn't a TV
remote.Copy !req
244. Why?
My car!
Dagnabbit!Copy !req
245. It's for a garage door!
What did you buy this for?
What?Copy !req
246. It's the one anais told me to
get.
Why would anais tellCopy !req
247. you to buy the wrong...
Remote?
She planned this whole thingCopy !req
248. from the start.
First, she gave mom the idea to
buy a new remote.Copy !req
249. I wish I had enough
money to buy my own remote!
So, when I called, sheCopy !req
250. must have given me the name of a
garage-door opener.
Fine.Copy !req
251. Let me have a look.
It's a logikar 2000.
Thanks, honey.Copy !req
252. She overheard my
riddle...
I know this one!Copy !req
253. Waited till you guys
were at butt valley and cut a
hole in the sofa so she couldCopy !req
254. take the real remote.
And the remote she
smashed upstairs must have beenCopy !req
255. a decoy.
Which means the real
one must still be in the house.Copy !req
256. I had it in my hands.
Thanks for the tip.Copy !req
257. Daisy!
Oh, yeah.
All I need is myCopy !req
258. Daisy.
[ Man speaking indistinctly
on television ]Copy !req
259. I wish I had enough money to buy
my own remote!
All I need is my Daisy.Copy !req
260. Logikar.
And I don't watch the stupid TV
anymore.Copy !req
261. Oh, madre mía!
Ugh!
I feel so proud of her,Copy !req
262. yet really scared at the same
time.
No!Copy !req