1. Camera!
Alarm clock!
Laptop!Copy !req
2. Are you sure we won't
need it anymore?
Of course not.Copy !req
3. What is all this — aah!
We have everything
we need in one state-of-the-artCopy !req
4. Little... Package.
I don't understand
what all the fuss is about.Copy !req
5. We never needed a cellphone
before.
What are you talkingCopy !req
6. about?
I don't know how we ever managed
to live without it.Copy !req
7. Okay, where's the camera?
No camera.
Alarm clock?Copy !req
8. No.
Please tell me we
have the Internet?Copy !req
9. Dude, I think this
manual was printed b.I. —
Before... Internet.Copy !req
10. I know that one day I'll feel
regret about the many things weCopy !req
11. have lost today.
But right now, I don't care
because... Who's got a phone?Copy !req
12. We got a phone.
I said, who's got a
phone?Copy !req
13. We. We got a phone.
Wow! That's right!
Hmm.Copy !req
14. Dude.
I think I know why we haven't
received any calls yet.Copy !req
15. Is it because you
look like a dork with your
brick-phone-hands-free headset?Copy !req
16. No.
It's because no one's got our
number.Copy !req
17. Aaah!
Hey, ocho, here'sCopy !req
18. our number.
Zero-triple 1-zero-zero-triple
zero-1-1-zero-1-triple 1-zero-Copy !req
19. double 1-zero-double 1-double 1-
zero-triple 1-zero-triple zero.
That spells "poop" in binaryCopy !req
20. code.
What are you doing?
Not ocho!Copy !req
21. What?
Why not me?
Mm, 'cause you'reCopy !req
22. nuts.
What was that?Copy !req
23. Nothing.
It's just that occasionally you
can get a little intense.Copy !req
24. Oh, yeah?
Is this intense?
Is this intense?Copy !req
25. Is this intense?
No, no, no, no.
No, that's a perfectly normalCopy !req
26. level of intensity.
That's a relief.
I just wanted to make sure ICopy !req
27. don't scare anybody.
Thanks for the number.
Dude, be moreCopy !req
28. careful.
We can't just go around giving
our number to anyone.Copy !req
29. Hey, everybody!
We got a cellphone!
Who wants our number?Copy !req
30. Ugh, come on, come on, come on!
Ring already!
Dude, I think you'reCopy !req
31. getting a little too hooked on
this phone.
Shh!Copy !req
32. I don't want to miss a call.Copy !req
33. H-hello, gumball speaking.
Please be quick, I'm a very busy
man.Copy !req
34. Hey! Keep it down, man!
I don't want to miss a call.
Okay.Copy !req
35. Gonna take like three weeks to
drill this hole now.Copy !req
36. I don't care!
Shh! Hello.Copy !req
37. Gumball speaking.
Please be quick.
I'm a v—Copy !req
38. I'm not addicted.
Hello?Copy !req
39. Just take it.Copy !req
40. I don't want to see it anymore.
Hello.Copy !req
41. Oh, hey. How's it going?
What?
H-hold on.Copy !req
42. Do you mind? This is for me.
Sorry, what?
Oh, nobody important.Copy !req
43. No, I don't think you're nuts,
dude.
Maybe blowing up the cafeteriaCopy !req
44. was a little over the top.
I've never liked
that stupid phone anyway.Copy !req
45. This is the moment of truth, my
friend.Copy !req
46. Final level.
One life left.
It is time for the comboCopy !req
47. breaker.
Three, two, one.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, comboCopy !req
48. breaker!
I should probably getCopy !req
49. that.
Leave it, dude.
Focus!Copy !req
50. If we lose here, we'll have to
start the whole game again, and
I can't go through that!Copy !req
51. But what if it's
important?
This — this isCopy !req
52. important!
Chill out.
It'll just take a second.Copy !req
53. Darwin, no.
don't do it, man!
Darwin, please don't do this toCopy !req
54. me!
Just a little second.
Darwin!Copy !req
55. I'm getting a cramp in my
tongue!Copy !req
56. How do you spell "lol"?
J-e-r-k.
Aah!Copy !req
57. O-m-g!
O-m-g!
You have to h-l-p!Copy !req
58. Dude, text lingo's
for phones.
We use real words when we talkCopy !req
59. with our mouths.
It's the phone!
I was texting in the library,Copy !req
60. and Mr. Small confiscated it!
You have to get it back!
I'm sorry, Darwin,Copy !req
61. but maybe it's for the best.
O-m-g, o-m-g, o-m-g, o-m-g,Copy !req
62. o-m-g...
Dude, what do you
want me to do?Copy !req
63. I'm a coward.
I'm not gonna break school
rules.Copy !req
64. All right.
Colon, closedCopy !req
65. bracket!
What is that?Copy !req
66. Ommmmmm.
Over there.Copy !req
67. Up a bit, up a bit!
I know where your phone is, youCopy !req
68. text maniac!
Just chill out for a second.Copy !req
69. Gumball, look out!
Look out!
Will you be quiet?Copy !req
70. Gumball, behind you!
Behind you!Copy !req
71. Ommmm.Copy !req
72. Aaaah!Copy !req
73. Aaah!Copy !req
74. Oh, man, what am I gonna do?Copy !req
75. Thanks.Copy !req
76. I meditated too long!
I've become one with the
universe!Copy !req
77. Darwin, we need to talk.
Uh, yeah.
You know, I loveCopy !req
78. you, man.
Uh-huh.
But ICopy !req
79. think you have a problem with
that phone.
Yeah.Copy !req
80. So I've arranged for
your butt to be surgically
grafted onto your face.Copy !req
81. Yeah, yeah, sure,
great.
You're not evenCopy !req
82. listening!
Why don't you text
me?Copy !req
83. Aaaah! Give me that!
Give me it!
Give me it!Copy !req
84. Look at what this
thing has done to you!
You're right fin has worn downCopy !req
85. to a stump from all that
texting.Copy !req
86. The left side of
your head is burning from all
that radiation.Copy !req
87. Aaah!
And worst of all,Copy !req
88. your tail has fallen off!
What? Seriously?
Noooooo!Copy !req
89. No, I just added
that for dramatic effect.
But you get the point!Copy !req
90. This has to stop.Copy !req
91. I'm sorry, but Darwin isn't
available right now or ever
again.Copy !req
92. Please get a life, stop texting,
and never call again after the
beep.Copy !req
93. Beep!
You're right.Copy !req
94. Ocho and I are phone addicts.
Please don't tell me
that was ocho I just spoke to.Copy !req
95. Who do you think was
calling me all the time?Copy !req
96. Um, you-you must forgive me,
buddy.
I'm so sorry about that.Copy !req
97. We should talk.
Dude, don't!
You had the predictive text on!Copy !req
98. Oh-ho, what did I
send?
"Your mom gave meCopy !req
99. scurvy.
I'm so ready for a fight.
You're a dork."Copy !req
100. He said, "I'mCopy !req
101. coming," and he spelled that in
capitals and he put arrow,
colon, bracket.Copy !req
102. What does that mean?
We need to get out of here!Copy !req
103. Shh!
Aaah!Copy !req
104. Hello.Copy !req
105. I know you're behind the
door.
No, no door here.Copy !req
106. Bye.
ICopy !req
107. think we're fine.Copy !req
108. Dude, please stop destroying our
house!Copy !req
109. Aaah!
I didn't mean that
stuff about your mom.Copy !req
110. It was our predictive text! Aah!
What are we gonna do?
He's completely out of control!Copy !req
111. Let me reason with
him.
We have a relationship.Copy !req
112. I just need the phone, uh, to
send him a message!
No! Enough texting!Copy !req
113. This is what got us here in the
first place.
You have to go and speak withCopy !req
114. him directly.
Ocho, stop!
Stop, please!Copy !req
115. Please!
Truce!
This is me, your friend, Darwin.Copy !req
116. Darwin?
Nooooooooooo!Copy !req
117. Never mind.
Dude, we've got threeCopy !req
118. lives!
Then let's give him
a taste of his own medicine.Copy !req
119. Hey, punk!
Game over!Copy !req
120. We got him!
Really?Copy !req
121. Nice shooting, noob.
It's the trash lidCopy !req
122. that's defective.
Typical.
Blame the controller.Copy !req
123. Does that mean this
is our last life?Copy !req
124. Gumball, we need to
call the police.Copy !req
125. We can't.
Why?
I lost the phone!Copy !req
126. What?
Where?
Let me get it!Copy !req
127. What are you doing?
This is our last life, and
you're gonna waste it on someCopy !req
128. stupid phone?
You asked for this.
Ugh! Gross!Copy !req
129. Darwin!
Well, it still looks like a
brick to me.Copy !req
130. My cellphone!Copy !req
131. Final level.
One life left.Copy !req
132. It's time for the
combo breaker.
Go, go, go, go, go, go,Copy !req
133. go, go, combo breaker!
Ow!Copy !req
134. Ocho, what are you doing?
We're not fighting again, I
hope.Copy !req
135. Oh, gosh.
Did I get a little too intense
again?Copy !req
136. Pssh, nah.
Totally normal level of
intensity.Copy !req
137. Are you sure?
Yeah.
Are you sure?Copy !req
138. Yes!
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah.Copy !req
139. Are you sure?
Y-e-e-e-s.
Please go home now.Copy !req
140. Oh, that's good.
He can get a little carried away
at times.Copy !req
141. Come on, ocho.
Dinner's ready.
See you tomorrow, guys.Copy !req
142. You know, I'm glad I
had the strength of character to
give up that cellphone.Copy !req
143. It takes a lot of will power to
overcome your own weaknesses.
I hope you'll find thatCopy !req
144. strength, too, one day.
[ Imitates cellphone
buzzing ]Copy !req
145. Mom, wake up!Copy !req
146. Oh!
Mom, are you okay?
Oh, I had the weirdestCopy !req
147. dream.
I was on the front lawn and your
father had a job as a pizzaCopy !req
148. delivery guy.
Heh, that wasn't a
dream.Copy !req
149. That's what I just told you, and
you fainted.Copy !req
150. I guess I was just
overcome with a strange new
feeling.Copy !req
151. What do you mean?
I think I'm PR— I think
I'm plared.Copy !req
152. I think I'm... Proood of you,
Richard.
Do you mean proud?Copy !req
153. Yes, I think so.
It's just I'm used to saying
that word much, particularly toCopy !req
154. describe your father.
Oh. Oh.
I think I need to go lie down.Copy !req
155. Something about this is not
right.
Please follow him and make sureCopy !req
156. nothing goes wrong.
I got to say, dad, ICopy !req
157. never thought you were gonna get
a job.
Neither did I.Copy !req
158. I found a number for fervidus
pizza delivery, but I didn't
realize it was a jobCopy !req
159. application.
I should have known it was
strange they wanted my socialCopy !req
160. security number.
But look at me now!
I am an Italian foodCopy !req
161. distribution engineer!
Your mother's proood of me, and
best of all, I can eat as muchCopy !req
162. pizza as I like.
They give you free pizza?Copy !req
163. Technically, no.
But what I do is...
Step one — remove a sliceCopy !req
164. from the center of the pizza.
Step two — eat the pizza slice.
Step three — push the remainingCopy !req
165. halves of the pizza back
together and cover your tracks.
Step four — put the pizza inCopy !req
166. its box.
Step five — enjoy how clever
you are.Copy !req
167. Step six — repeat.
Well, these pizzas aren't gonnaCopy !req
168. deliver themselves.
Whoa-oh-oh!Copy !req
169. Whoa!
Aaaaaaaah!Copy !req
170. Look at him.
He's not going to keep this job
for long unless we give him aCopy !req
171. hand.
Your father has a job.
Your father has... A job.Copy !req
172. Something's gonna go terribly
wrong, isn't it?
No, this is a goodCopy !req
173. thing.
We can finally buy all the
things we need.Copy !req
174. What do you mean?
We've got everything we need.
Mom, we've all beenCopy !req
175. wearing the same clothes for the
past year, you three don't even
have any shoes, and I think it'sCopy !req
176. time Darwin wore some pants.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
177. Show me that.
Look at the crack down the
earth.Copy !req
178. And your father's eyes.
I've got a bad feeling aboutCopy !req
179. this.
Mom, please.
It's just delivering pizzas.Copy !req
180. How wrong can it go?
Okay, 438 elmCopy !req
181. street.
That's the place.Copy !req
182. Siciliana, come see what the
stork brought us!Copy !req
183. Oh, look!
He's got his father's eyes.Copy !req
184. Oh, he's beautiful!
Thank you so much.
Here's a $20.Copy !req
185. ♪ boom, boom, ba-boom,
ba-boom, boom ♪
♪ here I am, I got aCopy !req
186. when I'm pulling on the thr— ♪
whoa!
Whoa-oh-oh-ah!Copy !req
187. Whoo! Aah! Aah!
Waaah! Wh-whoa!Copy !req
188. Oh, man!Copy !req
189. We gave them the vegetarian.
What are we gonna do?
Improvise.Copy !req
190. Are you sure this is
going to work?Copy !req
191. Because right now, it kind of
looks like a load of grass and
dirt.Copy !req
192. It just needs some
mozzarella.
There.Copy !req
193. Oh, finally!
I've been on this Tibetan diet
where you're supposed to eatCopy !req
194. nothing but sunlight, but it's
been really cloudy.
I think I need to eat somethingCopy !req
195. that actually exists!
Yum! Yum! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
196. At least it was organic.
Dude, I think he's
stopped breathing!Copy !req
197. Anais, did you see that?
See what?Copy !req
198. Yeah, I know.
Running water.
Wasn't like that in your day,Copy !req
199. huh?
You know, when the world was in
black and white and you couldCopy !req
200. leave your front door open and
everyone cycled to school on a
bike with one big wheel at theCopy !req
201. front.
I don't claim to
understand it, anais, butCopy !req
202. something is going wrong —
seriously wrong.
And I think it has to do withCopy !req
203. your father.
I think we're gonna
stop with the coffee now.Copy !req
204. don't talk to me like
I'm hysterical!Copy !req
205. ♪ pizza, pizza, pizza!
Pizza, pizza, pizza! ♪
♪ pizza, pizza, pizza!Copy !req
206. Correct!
And for 10 points, what's round,
from Italy, and sometimes hasCopy !req
207. olives on it?
♪ pizza, pizza, pizza! ♪
Right again!Copy !req
208. And for double or nothing, what
is the name of the tower that
leans to one side?Copy !req
209. ♪ pizza, pizza, pizza! ♪
Eh, it's pisa, but
I'll give you that one.Copy !req
210. ♪ pizza, pizza, pizza,
pizza! ♪
Uh, okay, okay.Copy !req
211. Game's over, guys.
♪ pizza, pizza, pizza! ♪
Right.Copy !req
212. I'm just going to
put the box down here.
Okay.Copy !req
213. Bye now.
Well, somebody likes
pizza.Copy !req
214. ♪ pizza,
pizza, pizza! ♪
That's one creepyCopy !req
215. bunch of bananas, man.
Mom, when you say dadCopy !req
216. having a job has upset the
fundamental balance of the
universe, are you sure you don'tCopy !req
217. just mean he's changed the
balance of power in the house
and that upsets you becauseCopy !req
218. you're a little bit of a control
freak?
No.Copy !req
219. Well, maybe.
I don't know anymore.Copy !req
220. Boys, what's going on
with your father?
Has something terrible happened?Copy !req
221. Um, he dropped a
few pizzas, so we delivered
them.Copy !req
222. That's about it.
Maybe I should just try toCopy !req
223. forget about this.
Reports of strangeCopy !req
224. occurrences all around elmore.
At food 'n' stuff it's been
night time all day.Copy !req
225. It's supposed to be noon!
Meanwhile, residents were
confused by unseasonal snow.Copy !req
226. It's supposed to be June!
And one senior citizen seems
to have inverted gravity.Copy !req
227. I'm supposed to be on the
ground!Copy !req
228. See? I told you!
This is all because of your
father!Copy !req
229. Some things are not meant to be.
Dogs shouldn't get on with cats,
men shouldn't have ponytails,Copy !req
230. and your father is not meant to
have a job!
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
231. We have to stop him.
Look, I'm sorry, but tearing
apart the fabric of the universeCopy !req
232. is not a dismissable offense.
Now please let me go!Copy !req
233. don't you understand?
You need to fire him!
But he's going okay.Copy !req
234. What if he delivers a
pizza late?Copy !req
235. Uh, well, yeah, I guess I
could fire him for that.
Then he's not gonnaCopy !req
236. deliver this one.
♪ mild orCopy !req
237. spicy, my flavors will
exhilarate you ♪
♪ get them double quickly whenCopy !req
238. We must be getting
close.
That was him!Copy !req
239. The closer we get to
dad, the more warped theCopy !req
240. universe becomes.
We got to be careful!
Then you better hold onCopy !req
241. tight.
What's happened?Copy !req
242. I feel really smart.
I don't.
Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
243. don't forget to check
your mirrors!Copy !req
244. Phew.
This is not so bad.Copy !req
245. Phew.
I think the worst is over.
Aaaaaah!Copy !req
246. I can't... Take it... Any...
Where's he delivering his pizza?Copy !req
247. 34th street.
I know a shortcut.
We'll be there in no—Copy !req
248. I'm sorry, but tearing apart
the fabric of the universe is
not a dismissable offense.Copy !req
249. Now please let me go!
What?
Oh, man!Copy !req
250. We went back in time!
We'll never catch up
with him!Copy !req
251. We'll see about that.Copy !req
252. We'll go this way.
What's the house number?Copy !req
253. Uh, I don't know.
Well, make an effort.
This street is two miles long.Copy !req
254. Uh, I think I know
which house it is.Copy !req
255. There he is!
Brace yourself!Copy !req
256. Rich!
For heaven's sake, Larry, fireCopy !req
257. him!
But he hasn't done anything
wrong.Copy !req
258. He's destroying the
universe!Copy !req
259. I'm all right... I guess.
Now go and stop your father.
Gumball, look.Copy !req
260. Dad!
don't deliver the pizza!Copy !req
261. Nooooo!
Uh, hey!Copy !req
262. Have you been eating this
pizza?
Just a little bit fromCopy !req
263. the middle.
Watterson, in accordance with
article 34 of the fervidus pizzaCopy !req
264. handbook, I fire thee.
Nooooooo!Copy !req
265. I'm sorry I lost my job, Nicole.Copy !req
266. I know you were really proood of
me.
It's all right, honey.Copy !req
267. But don't worry.
I'll get another one.Copy !req