1. Atten-tion!
It's time to reach for theCopy !req
2. stars!
So, what has everyone achieved
this week?Copy !req
3. I got a science award
for discovering a new form of
bacteria in the fridge, sir!Copy !req
4. Ma'am!
Mom!Copy !req
5. Ooh, that's very good,
anais!Copy !req
6. That puts you on the...
Sunny cloud!
Just below the star, where I amCopy !req
7. for beating everyone at the
company paintball day.
Wasn't that supposedCopy !req
8. to be a team bonding exercise?
I'm sure they all bonded
in the hospital.Copy !req
9. Who's next?
I learned how to do
the mating call of theCopy !req
10. mockingbird.Copy !req
11. Well, I guess that's
something.Copy !req
12. Hmph!
Well, I invented the
sausage pen!Copy !req
13. Everything it writes is
delicious.
Hmm, innovative...Copy !req
14. But ultimately useless.
And what about you,
private gumball?Copy !req
15. What have you achieved?
Hmm.
Waah!Copy !req
16. Eh, I guess I
achieved nothing.Copy !req
17. Again?
Surely there's something you're
good at.Copy !req
18. Hmm. I guess I'm
just good at being happy.
Well, that's not goodCopy !req
19. enough, little man!
As of tomorrow, I'm turning you
into a winner!Copy !req
20. But right now, you're on the
rainy cloud!
Wakey wakey, gumball.Copy !req
21. It's time to get up.
Huh?
I c— I can't see anything.Copy !req
22. I'll open the curtains.
What the —Copy !req
23. what time is it?
It's 4:00 in the
morning.Copy !req
24. [ Shuddered
breathing ]
Mom, why are we in theCopy !req
25. supermarket when the rest of the
world's asleep?
Because winners wake upCopy !req
26. early so they get the best out
of life.
For example, that discountCopy !req
27. chicken.
Pop it in the basket,
sweetheart.Copy !req
28. Ew. Oh!
Uh, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize you wanted it.Copy !req
29. I think you had your
hand on it first, gumball.
But she's just anCopy !req
30. old lady.
An old lady who's going
to lose.Copy !req
31. Yeah?
Well, we'll see about that.Copy !req
32. What the —
ow!
Ow! Okay, okay! Ow!Copy !req
33. Mom!
She's hitting me!
Win the chicken,Copy !req
34. gumball.
Ha! Go on, kid.
Give it your best shot.Copy !req
35. This chicken...
Is...Copy !req
36. Mine!
Good job.
Ha ha!Copy !req
37. Keep the chicken, losers!
I got myself a half-priced
salmon!Copy !req
38. So, how does it feel toCopy !req
39. win, son?
Hmm, don't know.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
40. Like an old lady hitting me in
the face with a wet fish!
Honey, I think there's aCopy !req
41. few things you don't understand
about being a winner.Copy !req
42. Like what?
Like...Copy !req
43. A winner never quits!Copy !req
44. Ow!
A winner stares fear in
the face!Copy !req
45. Oh, man.
Aah!Copy !req
46. All right, that's it!
I'm not doing this anymore.
What does a winner doCopy !req
47. when life gives him lemons?
Uh...
Make lemonade?Copy !req
48. No, he squeezes them
right back into life's eyes!
Really?Copy !req
49. Mm, mm, mm!
All right.
Aah!Copy !req
50. Yeah!
Dude, when was theCopy !req
51. last time you slept?
don't even ask, man.
Mom had me up at 4:00 in theCopy !req
52. morning, teaching me how to be a
winner for that stupid fridge
chart!Copy !req
53. Stupid?
What's stupid about reaching for
the stars?Copy !req
54. Dodge ball!
Boom! 1 point!Copy !req
55. Boom! 2 points!
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!Copy !req
56. And he kept throwing
the ball over and over...
And over.Copy !req
57. I have no idea what got into
him.
You know, there'sCopy !req
58. nothing wrong with a little
competitive spirit, honey.
Success is like a journey fullCopy !req
59. of hardship.
You need to learn there's no
gain without a little pain...Copy !req
60. Which is why I've driven you
here.Copy !req
61. A desert?
Yes.
You're walking home.Copy !req
62. No! don't you dare
leave me he—
unh-unh-unh-unh-unh!Copy !req
63. Ohh!
She'll be back.Copy !req
64. Give me that!
Hey!Copy !req
65. Aah! Whatever, young man!
Keep it!Copy !req
66. Ahh!
Where's elmore?
About 10 miles that way.Copy !req
67. Rrraaaah!Copy !req
68. What the —
Oh. Oh, geez.Copy !req
69. What went on here?
It all happened so fast.
First of all, Darwin got angryCopy !req
70. because he thought he deserved a
sunny cloud for winning some
dodge-ball game.Copy !req
71. Yeah, I remember
that.
And then anais flippedCopy !req
72. out because mom won't share top
spot on the chart.
What? Anais, too?Copy !req
73. And when mom put your
face on the sun, I trashed the
house.Copy !req
74. I got a sun.
Wait a minute.
You trashed the house?Copy !req
75. Darn right!
And I'll do it again if she
doesn't give me a star for myCopy !req
76. cheese crayon!
Yaah!Copy !req
77. Hmm.
Not bad.Copy !req
78. Aah!
Feels good to win,
doesn't it?Copy !req
79. Uh, no, it doesn't!
Your chart is ruining this
family!Copy !req
80. They're all behaving like
animals!
I mean —Copy !req
81. Hello?
We were all happy before!
Do you even realize what you'reCopy !req
82. doing to us?
That's right.
Use your anger.Copy !req
83. 'Cause you're gonna need it for
our little family outing
tomorrow.Copy !req
84. Why?
What's happening tomorrow?Copy !req
85. Okay, people — first
one to capture the flag wins!
You get hit, you're out!Copy !req
86. Oh, this is great.
Paintball with crazy people.
I'll be in the car.Copy !req
87. What have I got to do to
get you to show a little
competitive spirit?Copy !req
88. Okay, I'll play...
But only if you tear down that
stupid chart.Copy !req
89. Oh, I'll tear down that
chart...
If you win.Copy !req
90. All right, you're
on.
But, please, everyone, this is aCopy !req
91. family outing, so let's play
fair and try to have a little
fun, okay?Copy !req
92. Great.Copy !req
93. Dad?
Please...Copy !req
94. Take off the mask.
Oh! Thank you.Copy !req
95. Smells like other people's
faces.
What happened?Copy !req
96. I didn't even see her.
See who, dad?Copy !req
97. Your mo—Copy !req
98. Aah! Aah!
Ow! Unh!Copy !req
99. Aaaaah!
Please leave me alone!
I can't take it anymore!Copy !req
100. Chill out, dude.
It's only me!Copy !req
101. I'm scared, man.Copy !req
102. You were right!
That fridge chart is evil!Copy !req
103. Look, if we stick
together, we can beat mom.
All we need is a little time toCopy !req
104. come up with a pl—
Paint bomb!Copy !req
105. Okay, I think we're
safe here, buddy.
Darwin?Copy !req
106. Go on without me.Copy !req
107. I'm not gonna leave
you here!
It's too late for me.Copy !req
108. You're the only one who can save
this family from insanity.
I saw the flag from the tree.Copy !req
109. It's just over that hill.
No!
No!Copy !req
110. Just go!
Just go.Copy !req
111. don't move.
I'm winning this thing.Copy !req
112. I don't think so.
Hmm.Copy !req
113. One of mine, huh?
You know it's for the
best.Copy !req
114. Want to get a
sandwich?
Yeah.Copy !req
115. Thank you, Darwin.Copy !req
116. Aaaaah!
Aah! Aah! Hey!
I'm out of the game!Copy !req
117. I was on my way to get a
sandwich.
Sorry!Copy !req
118. Right.
Let's end this.Copy !req
119. Looks like you led me right to
it. Oh!Copy !req
120. Enough!
I have won!
The game is over!Copy !req
121. Not until you've shot
me.
Then you'll finally join me andCopy !req
122. be a winner.
I don't want to be a
winner!Copy !req
123. I'd rather be a disappointment
to you than live like this.
What?Copy !req
124. Gumball, no, no.
Disappointed?
I could never be disappointed inCopy !req
125. you.
I just saw your potential.
That's all.Copy !req
126. I wanted you to reach it.
I'm sorry if I upset you.
Please, just...Copy !req
127. Just take the flag, my little
trooper.
You've earned it.Copy !req
128. Thanks, mom.
Did you just try and shoot me inCopy !req
129. the back?
No.Copy !req
130. Unh!
There!
You happy now?Copy !req
131. I'm sorry.Copy !req
132. So, you gonna take
down that chart now?
Yep. Gumball won fairCopy !req
133. and square.
Typical.
I was just about to make aCopy !req
134. breakthrough with my Turkey
scissors.Copy !req
135. One, two,
three, four, five.Copy !req
136. We are elmore junior high.
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
137. That's my girl.
Mwah!Copy !req
138. Right next to my
heart, baby.
Dude, what are youCopy !req
139. doing?
What's the problem?
Can't a guy celebrate when hisCopy !req
140. cheerleader girlfriend lands an
amazing flip on a beautiful
sunny day?Copy !req
141. Okay.
I don't know what kind of
reality you're living in.Copy !req
142. First of all, this isn't a sunny
day.Copy !req
143. Secondly, that move went wrong
and you cheered.
Oh, penny, are you okay?Copy !req
144. Ugh, I face-planted so hard
I've got grass on my tonsils.
Well, someone found itCopy !req
145. entertaining.
And, finally, she's
not your girlfriend.Copy !req
146. What?
Well, then how come she blew me
this kiss?Copy !req
147. That's ketchup.
You just smeared it all over
yourself.Copy !req
148. What the...?
What's going on?
What's going on isCopy !req
149. you've dragged me here to eat my
lunch in the rain so you could
gawk at penny like you do everyCopy !req
150. day even though you guys aren't
even boyfriend and girlfriend!
Oh, yeah?Copy !req
151. Well, you look like a s-swollen
traffic cone.
Sorry, dude.Copy !req
152. I didn't mean to offend you.
I'm not saying it won't happen,
but right now, you've got someCopy !req
153. competition.
Come on, now.
Let's get you back inside.Copy !req
154. Who? Leslie?
Nah, they're just friends.Copy !req
155. Oh, Leslie.
What would I do without you?
That'sCopy !req
156. how it starts!
Soon, he'll be her boyfriend and
you'll be history!Copy !req
157. No, it's not
like that.
He's a nice guy.Copy !req
158. No, he's not!
And I'm gonna put an end to this
right now!Copy !req
159. Here.
Aaah!Copy !req
160. Oh!
Aaaaah!
You like this?Copy !req
161. Penny! Leslie!
Stitch!Copy !req
162. You see?
There's nothing going on.Copy !req
163. They're just eating lunch and
chatting.
What do you thinkCopy !req
164. they're saying?
So, how
do you like my stupid pinkCopy !req
165. petals and my fat yellow face?
Oh, I'm so pleased you like
it.Copy !req
166. I use it to steal
girls from people!
Who are you talking about?Copy !req
167. Gumball's jealous of
Leslie.
Leslie? Why?Copy !req
168. Because he's trying
to steal my girl!
You know, you shouldCopy !req
169. seriously consider becoming a
carnivore.
Why?Copy !req
170. Because before it ends up on
your plate, this is what they do
to vegetables!Copy !req
171. Uh-huh. Yeah.
I'm not sure baloney's such a
good option, though.Copy !req
172. At least I'm not eating my
own kind.Copy !req
173. Uh-huh.
Yeah.Copy !req
174. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
175. Aaah!
Curse this feeble body!
You should work out more.Copy !req
176. Gumball, what is wrong with
you?Copy !req
177. What's wrong with
you?
Hanging out with this loserCopy !req
178. instead of me!
Come on, Leslie.
Let's get out of here here.Copy !req
179. Penny, I'm so
sorry!Copy !req
180. No, I'm not!
Shut up!
You're pathetic!Copy !req
181. You're
pathetic, you insecure weirdo!
Oh.Copy !req
182. Looks like I'm gonnaCopy !req
183. have to secure this myself!
Wow.
I know.Copy !req
184. I've never seen him like this
before.
And the case isCopy !req
185. solved!
Commissioner brown, arrest this
man!Copy !req
186. What are you talking about?
The case of the
stolen trophy, which I have justCopy !req
187. found in his conveniently open
locker.
Principal brown, I think it'sCopy !req
188. pretty obvious what's happened
here.
He did it.Copy !req
189. Ah, um, see you later.
Huh? What?Copy !req
190. What's going on?
Uh, what's going on is that
we're about to open your lockerCopy !req
191. and find a crowbar.
Uh... Okay.
Dude, I wouldn't doCopy !req
192. that if I were you.
Why?
What have you made me do now?Copy !req
193. What's all this?Copy !req
194. Uh... Plan b?
Ha-ha-ha.
Well, at least there's noCopy !req
195. crowbar.
Wow.Copy !req
196. I know, right?
Gumball, I think you owe
Leslie an apology.Copy !req
197. I would apologize,
but... He'll beat me up again.
Oh!Copy !req
198. I'll do nothing of the sort.
Not you. Him.
Who?Copy !req
199. Me!
You nectar-faced, co2-breathing,
self-pollinating,Copy !req
200. photosynthesizing...
Root-drinking, deciduous,
petal-headed punk!Copy !req
201. See? He hates me!
It's been like this all day.Copy !req
202. Look, I don't hate you.
It's just... I'll explain
everything when I get out ofCopy !req
203. prison.
Prison?
Gumball, we're notCopy !req
204. the police.
Wait.
You mean I'm not wearingCopy !req
205. handcuffs?
Of course not.
Well,Copy !req
206. then good luck finding me in
Mexico.Copy !req
207. Unh!
Aah!Copy !req
208. Gumball, please make anCopy !req
209. effort with Leslie.
Yeah, okay.Copy !req
210. I'm pleased we got to spend thisCopy !req
211. time together.
Me, too.
Penny was right.Copy !req
212. We do have a lot in common.
Phew, it's hot.
Oh!Copy !req
213. A bench in the shade.Copy !req
214. You know, after today, I neverCopy !req
215. really thought you and me would
become friends.Copy !req
216. Well, I guess sometimes life is
just full of...
Surprise!Copy !req
217. Aaaah!
Ah, I see you've met
my hungry, little friends.Copy !req
218. I can't move!
That's right!
I glued you to the bench!Copy !req
219. I guess we won't be insect-ing
you at school tomorrow.Copy !req
220. Wait, wait.
I-I can do better.Copy !req
221. We'll see how pretty you look
after this, larvae-boy!Copy !req
222. No, still not good enough.
That'll teach you for being aCopy !req
223. creepy-crawler... Ahh, you get
the point.
Aaaaaaaah!Copy !req
224. I'm so pleased you and Leslie
are finally getting along.Copy !req
225. Yeah, because for
awhile there, I thought you
completely lost it.Copy !req
226. Where is he, by the way?
Eh,
he had to take care of somethingCopy !req
227. Penny, keep away from him!
He's insane!Copy !req
228. How did
you get away?
I glued you to the bench!Copy !req
229. You glued my pot to the
bench!
Oh, Leslie!Copy !req
230. Are you okay?
Stay away from her!
Aah!Copy !req
231. Aaaaah!
She loves me!
She loves you!Copy !req
232. She loves me!
Darwin, help!
Dude, chill out.Copy !req
233. We need to do something.
I don't even recognize him
anymore.Copy !req
234. I think I know what to do.Copy !req
235. don't break the circle ofCopy !req
236. pepper.
It's our only protection.
From what?Copy !req
237. Jealousy.
It's taken possession of his
body.Copy !req
238. And it must be expelled!
Gumball, if you're there,Copy !req
239. give us a sign.
"Writing in versreCopy !req
240. is... Difficlut."
Yeah, that's gumball, all right.
Good. It's not too late.Copy !req
241. Now we must present the root of
his jealousy.
Leslie.Copy !req
242. Take a step forward.
I feel like I'm close enoughCopy !req
243. already.
How about you guys take a step
back?Copy !req
244. Stupid pink petals!
Fat, yellow face!
Gaaah!Copy !req
245. Why is he so mean?
Come on, man.Copy !req
246. His face isn't that fat.
It's just disproportionate
compared to his really weedyCopy !req
247. body.
Yeah, and because
it's round, it's kind ofCopy !req
248. full-looking, and the yellow
makes you focus on it.
So, if it is a little fat,Copy !req
249. it's not that fat.
It's just very, very plump.
Fat-faced people haveCopy !req
250. feelings, too, you know,
gumball.
All right, can we just getCopy !req
251. this done?
Carrie, what's the next step?
Everybody, join me.Copy !req
252. Jealousy,
be gone.
Jealousy, be gone.Copy !req
253. Jealousy, be gone.
Jealousy, be gone!Copy !req
254. Jealousy, be gone!
Aaaaaah!
What is that?Copy !req
255. It's jealousy in its purest
form.Copy !req
256. Gumball, are you all right?
No! No, don't!Copy !req
257. Aaah!
How come you have more comic
books than I have?Copy !req
258. That makes me angry!
Aah! Ooh! Aah!Copy !req
259. I want a TV in my room!
Hey, your bed's really sturdy!
Mine's not this well made!Copy !req
260. Aaah!
Ohh, I've always wanted a
dimmer switch!Copy !req
261. What do we do?
I don't know!
What do you mean, youCopy !req
262. don't know?
I just read about it on the
Internet.Copy !req
263. I didn't think it was gonna
work.
How many pairs of shoes doCopy !req
264. you need?
You don't even have feet!Copy !req
265. Hey, over here, you green
freak!
Leslie!Copy !req
266. Huh?
I got a vacuum bag with yourCopy !req
267. name on it.
Oh!Copy !req
268. Gross.
Hmm.Copy !req
269. Aaaah!
I wish I had my own
bedroom like you!Copy !req
270. I wish I had my
own body like you!Copy !req
271. I'm actually quite
happy with my life.
And you!Copy !req
272. You betrayed me.
If I can't have you, nobody
will.Copy !req
273. Aaah!
What is he doing?Copy !req
274. He's gonna explode!
Gumball, you have to stop being
jealous!Copy !req
275. I can't!
Not as long as penny's going out
with Leslie!Copy !req
276. Aaah!
Penny, you got to break up with
Leslie!Copy !req
277. What are you talking about?
We're not dating.
We're cousi—Copy !req
278. Wait, did you just
say he was your cousin?Copy !req
279. Well, duh.
Everyone knows.
Well, duh, I didn't.Copy !req
280. There's a lot of things you
don't know about me, gumball.
Oh.Copy !req
281. Aaaah!Copy !req
282. I wish you said that earlier.Copy !req
283. Yeah, so do I.
Sorry, man.
I just didn't know.Copy !req
284. Well, I think that was a good
lesson for you.
Jealousy's a pretty ugly thing,Copy !req
285. gumball.
Yep. I get it.Copy !req
286. That's okay.
You made it, man.
Get your hands offCopy !req
287. him, you undead, ectoplasmic,
transparent, paranormal, spooky,
floating, French-cooking freak!Copy !req
288. Wow.Copy !req