1. Ohh!
Dude, his foot isCopy !req
2. pointed in the wrong direction!
He's going to be
walking in circles for the restCopy !req
3. of his life!
Pick something else!
Pick something else!Copy !req
4. Aw!
Gosh, this is soCopy !req
5. cute, it should be illegal.
What's up with you?Copy !req
6. Dude, please click
something else.
These puppies are so sweet,Copy !req
7. they're making me fat!Copy !req
8. Huh?
There's no ghost in this video.Copy !req
9. It's just a car driving down the
r—
waaaaaah!Copy !req
10. Blech!Copy !req
11. Unggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh!Copy !req
12. Pbht! Wasn't scary at all.
Let's watch some more people
making fools of themselves.Copy !req
13. Waaaaaah!
Blech!Copy !req
14. What the what?
How did that happen?
Aaaaah!Copy !req
15. What's going on here?
Stop it!Copy !req
16. It's your fat fingers, dude.
You started the webcam and
uploaded yourself by mistake.Copy !req
17. Stop laughing and do
something!Copy !req
18. I'm doomed!Copy !req
19. I broke the
number-one rule of the
Internet — don't put yourselfCopy !req
20. on the Internet!
Come on, man.Copy !req
21. Do you know how many videos
there are on the Internet?
You're just a drop ofCopy !req
22. embarrassment in an ocean of
shame.
I'm sure no one's seen it yet.Copy !req
23. No!
Man, how is that even possible?
That's more views than there areCopy !req
24. people on earth!
Well, on the plusCopy !req
25. side, it can't get any worse.
Anyway, it's the Internet, dude.
It'll die out as fast as itCopy !req
26. started.
Delete it!
Do something!Copy !req
27. I can't.
You can't delete anything on the
web.Copy !req
28. Do something!
Do something now!
Do something!Copy !req
29. Oh, yeah. That's better.
I... Think that's
enough Internet for today.Copy !req
30. I'm really enjoying this timeCopy !req
31. off from the Internet.
I can finally develop my brain
and study the big classics ofCopy !req
32. literature!
"The little platypus
who took the wrong bus"?Copy !req
33. Oh, man.
It's intense.
It's this platypus baby on thisCopy !req
34. quest for family and identity.
Is he a duck? Is he a beaver?
An otter?Copy !req
35. And more to
the point, where is his mother?
A platypus child needs hisCopy !req
36. mother, dude!
Well, I'm glad it
took your mind off that video.Copy !req
37. Oh, yeah.
No one's even mentioned it.
Now that I think about it, whereCopy !req
38. is everyone?Copy !req
39. Oh, my god!Copy !req
40. What's that?
You've gone kind of viral,Copy !req
41. dude.
You're famous.
What kind of fame isCopy !req
42. that?
This is stupid!
I mean, what's next?Copy !req
43. My stupid face wearing a
sombrero shooting lasers at
kittens or something?Copy !req
44. That's it!Copy !req
45. I'm telling the cyber police.Copy !req
46. O... Kay.
Let's have a look at theseCopy !req
47. pictures and see if I can
back-trace them.Copy !req
48. Ooh!
Oh, a new car.Copy !req
49. Come on, man.Copy !req
50. Everyone knows you shouldn't
click on pop-ups.
Step back, children!Copy !req
51. It's a hacker attack!
Mwaaaah!
Choo! Choo! Choo!Copy !req
52. Choo! Choo!
Bam! Bam!
Dude, just click theCopy !req
53. pop-up-blocker option.
What the...?Copy !req
54. That's amazing!
I must send an e-mail to the hq!Copy !req
55. What are you doing?
That's not how you send e-mails.Copy !req
56. Let the professionals do
their job, kid.
I've been doing this since theCopy !req
57. '80s.
What, in the future?
No — the 1980s.Copy !req
58. There was a "19"?
You can't delete those videosCopy !req
59. from the Internet, can you?
No.
But I can delete the Internet.Copy !req
60. Watch and learn, kid.
I'm not sure that'sCopy !req
61. gonna be enough.
You're right!Copy !req
62. How's that?
Yeah. Sure.
Thank you for yourCopy !req
63. help, sir.
Okay.Copy !req
64. One, two, three...
Darwin, there's noCopy !req
65. point.
The Internet has no heart, man.
It's like a goatee — it's madeCopy !req
66. out of evil.
Gumball, there's a
beating heart in everything.Copy !req
67. Really?
What about zombies?Copy !req
68. Okay, everyone apart from
people whose hearts don't beat.
What aboutCopy !req
69. jellyfish?
Okay.
I get your point.Copy !req
70. They technically don't have
hearts, either, but everyone
else does.Copy !req
71. What about lawyers?
Just press "record," please.Copy !req
72. ♪ there is a beating heart inCopy !req
73. I know you're better than that.Copy !req
74. What's wrong with the Internet,
man?Copy !req
75. This video goes on for at least
20 minutes.
That's it!Copy !req
76. I've had it with you, Internet!
I'm comin' for you!
I'm gonna go cyber warrior onCopy !req
77. your butt!
♪ ta ta-dah-dah tun ta-tum ♪
chh!Copy !req
78. virtual soldier.
Commencing digital scan process.Copy !req
79. Scanning in progress.
Prepare to enter the Internet
in... Three, two —Copy !req
80. aaaah! What the?
Aah! Abort!
Abort! Abort!Copy !req
81. Mrs. Mom was right.
We really didn't need the
high-definition scanner.Copy !req
82. All right.
Never mind.
We'll just have to find theCopy !req
83. Internet's address and deal with
this in the normal world, I
guess.Copy !req
84. don't be ridiculous.
Internet is a thing, not a
person.Copy !req
85. Yeah, dude.
Can't you see the difference?Copy !req
86. Dumb nut.Copy !req
87. Ha! I knew it!
The Internet lives only three
blocks from here!Copy !req
88. Let's go!
Ooh!Copy !req
89. 100 funny animals in hats.
Ca-lick!
D'aw!Copy !req
90. Aw!
Ohh!Copy !req
91. Aw!
Aw!Copy !req
92. Aw!
Okay. Let's go.Copy !req
93. Ohhhhhhhhhhh!
Aaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
94. Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Dude, wait!Copy !req
95. Can't you see what's happening?
The Internet is tricking us with
its deadliest weapon —Copy !req
96. time-wasting.
You're right!
Just one more, and then we'llCopy !req
97. go!
No!Copy !req
98. No, no, no, no, no —
Ohhhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
99. All right.
Just one more.
Blech!Copy !req
100. - Big mistake, Internet.
That was are-post.Copy !req
101. Ha!
Now that we're away from the
computer, there's no way theCopy !req
102. Internet can stop us finding
him!Copy !req
103. Dude!
The Internet's hacked into theCopy !req
104. traffic system!
It's trying to get us creamed!
Come on! Let's run!Copy !req
105. Ah-bup-bup!
No.
We've been taught to alwaysCopy !req
106. respect the rules of the road.
These rules were invented toCopy !req
107. protect us, and they will.Copy !req
108. Come on. It's green.
Ah-bup-bup!Copy !req
109. Wait! Stop!
Gumball!Copy !req
110. Do you realize how dangerous
that was?
If you don't respect the rules,Copy !req
111. then how do you expect cars to
drive safely?
Wh-o-o-oa!Copy !req
112. The rules of the road
are all about trust, and you
can't expect to receive trust ifCopy !req
113. you don't have any trust.
Know what I mean?Copy !req
114. U-uh —
See?
How hard was that?Copy !req
115. I— a— uh—
never mind. Let's go.Copy !req
116. Eh, gumball and DarwinCopy !req
117. watterson.
Wanted for fraud, embezzlement,
unlicensed practice of medicine,Copy !req
118. and a —
huh?Copy !req
119. Blah!
Bluh!Copy !req
120. Ch—
Okay!Copy !req
121. Hey! Come back here!Copy !req
122. Hurp!Copy !req
123. Wait!
Stop!
I said stop!Copy !req
124. Aaaaaaaaaah!
[ Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap! Zap!
Zap! Zap! ]Copy !req
125. Bah!
Darn it.
I'm out of shape.Copy !req
126. Okay.
We're not that far now.
It's just another block away.Copy !req
127. Hm.Copy !req
128. What's that noise?
I don't know.Copy !req
129. I can't hear over that vibrating
sound.Copy !req
130. Watch out!Copy !req
131. What are we gonna
do?Copy !req
132. I don't know!
There's no way to escape the
Internet!Copy !req
133. Technology is everywhere!
Except for the park.
Yeah.Copy !req
134. Should have thought about this
earlier.Copy !req
135. I can be a jerk to anyone 'cause
I'm behind a screen in the
safety and comfort of my ownCopy !req
136. home.
Aaah!Copy !req
137. Who let you in?
Your mom!
Mom!Copy !req
138. You let enemies into my secret
base?Copy !req
139. You know very well I don't have
any friends!
Wow!Copy !req
140. The Internet is way less
impressive in real life than I
thought it would be.Copy !req
141. All right, dude.
Delete my video now, or you're
going offline.Copy !req
142. Wha? I can't!
Nothing can be deleted from the
Internet!Copy !req
143. You have five
seconds.
One...Copy !req
144. don't you realize?
Think about everything the world
would lose!Copy !req
145. Two...
Think about the educational
content.Copy !req
146. Three...
Think about the freedom of
speech!Copy !req
147. Apart from the 2/3 of the world
that don't have it.
Four...Copy !req
148. Think about the kittens!
Five!
Wait, gumball!Copy !req
149. He's right.
Think about it.Copy !req
150. Yo. You okay?
You've been staring at the
ceiling for about 15 minutes.Copy !req
151. You're so beautiful.
Really?Copy !req
152. don't ever change,
Internet.
You were meant to be free.Copy !req
153. Ughhhh!
Physical contact!
Just try and takeCopy !req
154. some responsibilities for your
actions from time to time.
Never!Copy !req
155. And maybe try to
laugh with people instead of
always laughing at them.Copy !req
156. Yeah. That's right.
Keep hoping.
And try to rememberCopy !req
157. that other people have hearts,
too.
Get bent!Copy !req
158. This is the Internet you're
talking to!Copy !req
159. Meh.Copy !req
160. Where are they?
Where are they?
Where are they?Copy !req
161. Is it really that
important?
Of course it is!Copy !req
162. This is crupac the barbarian!
Without his weapons, he's...
Crupac, the weird dude who hangsCopy !req
163. out in furry underpants and
looks like he's angrily trying
to shake hands with people.Copy !req
164. Like I said, is it
really that important?
Hey, who'sCopy !req
165. Daniel lennard?
Who cares?Copy !req
166. Him, apparently.
For mom?
Look at all this stuff he sentCopy !req
167. her.
And listen to this — "here's
another gift because your beautyCopy !req
168. and happiness is the most
important thing in my world.
Signed, Daniel lennard."Copy !req
169. That guy's trying to steal our
mom!Copy !req
170. ♪ dun-dun-dun-duh ♪
We need to find himCopy !req
171. and make sure —
What are you doing?Copy !req
172. What are you doing?
Showing you how angry I
am.Copy !req
173. If I had to pull a real frown
every time you guys misbehaved,
I'd be more wrinkly than aCopy !req
174. granny in a bath.
What are you doing spreading
trash all over the grass?Copy !req
175. Uhhhhhhhhhh...
Re... Cycling?
Really?Copy !req
176. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Then I guess it's all right.Copy !req
177. Oh, my gosh!
This is terrible!Copy !req
178. He's gonna steal mom!
I-I don't feel good.Copy !req
179. Okay.
Sorry about that.Copy !req
180. I think I'm better n—
Oh, no.
I'm passing out again.Copy !req
181. Okay.
I think I'm all right no—
Oh, nnungg...Copy !req
182. We should have seen
this coming.Copy !req
183. She's a great mom.
Who wouldn't want her?
We have to do something beforeCopy !req
184. that guy steals her away!
I've got a plan!
Uhh...Copy !req
185. First, Darwin uses his man voice
to call mom, pretending to beCopy !req
186. her boss and tell her that she
has to go into work...
Hello,Copy !req
187. this is your boss from the place
you work.
When she leaves theCopy !req
188. house, we hack into her e-mail
and send a message to
Daniel lennard posing as her toCopy !req
189. get him to agree to a secret
meeting in the park tonight.
Then we steal some of mom'sCopy !req
190. clothes.
Then we break for lunch.
I'm thinking burritos.Copy !req
191. Then we sneak out of the house
with the clothes and cross down
to the park.Copy !req
192. Once there, you will tell
Daniel lennard that he's in
danger...Copy !req
193. You are in danger,
Daniel lennard.
And that mom is aCopy !req
194. horrible, carnivorous monster
and you are the survivors of her
previous family.Copy !req
195. Then I'll attack him disguised
as mom...
Reeee!Copy !req
196. scaring him away forever.
Boom!
Hm.Copy !req
197. That could work.
We need to make sure nothing can
go wrong.Copy !req
198. Let's go through this in detail.
Okay.
So, what exactly would DarwinCopy !req
199. say to mom?Copy !req
200. Hello? Nicole watterson.
Uhhhhhh...Copy !req
201. Who is this?
Hhhhhhhhh.Copy !req
202. Okay.
So we call mom, and Darwin reads
what's on the paper.Copy !req
203. Hello? Nicole watterson.
Hello.
This is your boss from the placeCopy !req
204. you work.
We need you to, uh —
Uhhhhhh...Copy !req
205. Okay.Copy !req
206. So we write a script and then
call mom from a pay phone.
Hello!Copy !req
207. This is the boss from the place
you work.
We need you to come here rightCopy !req
208. away, or you're fired!
Why? What's going on?
Is it the kobayashi account orCopy !req
209. is it the infrastructure problem
with the throughput outflow?
Uhhhhhh...Copy !req
210. Turn the page.Copy !req
211. It's
so serious, I can't discuss it
over the phone.Copy !req
212. Bye!Copy !req
213. Then I get to the
computer.Copy !req
214. Hu! Hur! Eh! Ah! Hi-ah! Hur!
Ha ha!
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch.Copy !req
215. Come on.
Let's be real for a minute.Copy !req
216. Eh!
Ehh heh heh!
Hii-eh!Copy !req
217. Uah!
Hnnnng!Copy !req
218. Eah!
Nhah! Ngah! Ngah!Copy !req
219. Hah!
Okay. Then I —Copy !req
220. Hoo!
Then I break into mom's e-mailCopy !req
221. account.
"Dear Daniel lennard!"
Dude, your caps lockCopy !req
222. is on!
Oh. Sorry.
"Dear Daniel lennard, meet me atCopy !req
223. the park tonight.
It's mega-important, dude."
Oh, come on!Copy !req
224. Have you ever heard mom say
"mega" or "dude"?Copy !req
225. What would you say?
Just say it's an issue
of utmost importance.Copy !req
226. Ohhh!
Would you like me to cc the
queen of england, as well?Copy !req
227. "Forever yours, gumball."
Dude!
You just signed it with your ownCopy !req
228. name!
Oh, come on!
I've already had to re-type thisCopy !req
229. thing three times!
All right.Copy !req
230. "Dear Daniel lennard, meet me at
the park tonight.
It's an issue of utmostCopy !req
231. importance.
Forever yours, mom."
Come on!Copy !req
232. Mom would never sign "mom."
She would sign her own name!
Yeah. Sure.Copy !req
233. "Dear Daniel lennard,
nah-nah-nah.
Forever yours, Nicole."Copy !req
234. Wait!
What'd you put in the subject?
Aaah!Copy !req
235. Can we just move on from the
e-mail bit?
Come on.Copy !req
236. Every part of the plan has to be
foolproof.
Eh-eh-eh-ehCopy !req
237. eh-eh-eh-eh...
All right. It's done.
I put "hello."Copy !req
238. Lunchtime!Copy !req
239. Mm.
Burritos are nice, but they're
kind of messy.Copy !req
240. Okay, next, we sneak
past dad to get to the park.
It should be easy — he'll beCopy !req
241. asleep.
Hey!Copy !req
242. Where do you think you're going?
Aah!
Why'd he wake up?Copy !req
243. He smelled us.
You wiped some sauce on
yourself.Copy !req
244. ah-bup-bup!
don't forget to use your napkin.
Okay, next, we sneak past dad toCopy !req
245. get to the park.
Hey!
Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
246. Aah!
How is that even possible?
He smelled it from inside us?Copy !req
247. It's just not as good without
the sauce.Copy !req
248. Why did you leave five hours to
run to a park that's only threeCopy !req
249. blocks away?
Because
she's got no legs.Copy !req
250. They're more like feet coming
out of her butt.
Why don't we takeCopy !req
251. bikes?
Because...
It's way funnier to watch youCopy !req
252. try to run.Copy !req
253. Oh, man!
The park's closed!Copy !req
254. Why didn't you get in when it
was open?
It was closed when weCopy !req
255. got here.
I've been waiting for four hours
for him to man up and jump.Copy !req
256. But he's too scared!
I'm not scared!
I... Just don't want to do it.Copy !req
257. You don't want to
because you're scared!
Aah!Copy !req
258. No! Not c—
no! Not cool!
Okay! Okay!Copy !req
259. Fine! I'm doing it!
Okay.Copy !req
260. Three... Two... One.
Whaa!
Oaaaaaaah!Copy !req
261. don't sit there! Help me out!
don't leave me hangi-I-I-ng!
Please, please!Copy !req
262. Somebody do something!
You do realize that
all this is just happening inCopy !req
263. your head, right?
Yeah, but
let's just go to the shop to buyCopy !req
264. some rope before we go to the
park, because I'm not going
through all that again.Copy !req
265. How did they get in
here when the gate is...
Wait!Copy !req
266. No one actually tried it?
It was shut!
A shut door isn't aCopy !req
267. locked door!
- I think we all learned that
after the granny jojoCopy !req
268. dressing-room incident.
What kind of weirdo gets dressedCopy !req
269. hat-first?
Anyway, which one is
Daniel lennard?Copy !req
270. We'll know when we
see him, but right now, let's
just imagine what he would be.Copy !req
271. Well, we already saw
from his note that he's pretty
slimy.Copy !req
272. We also know he's rich, so he
must be full of bling.Copy !req
273. Also, he's probably
evil.Copy !req
274. No. Even more evil.
Yeah. That's our Daniel lennard.Copy !req
275. Okay.
Everyone put on their disguises.Copy !req
276. Uh... Mr. Lennard?
Yes?
Indeed.Copy !req
277. There's no way mom
would fall for a guy with a
voice like that.Copy !req
278. Evil voice!
Yes, indeed?
Uh, we need to warnCopy !req
279. you, good sir.
Oh, but it's you who should
be warned.Copy !req
280. I came for you!Copy !req
281. Darwin! Help me!
Stay away from us!Copy !req
282. Hyah!Copy !req
283. We're not gonna make
it!
Do you trust me?Copy !req
284. Of course!
Then go!Copy !req
285. You throw worse than ICopy !req
286. run.
You thought you could trick
me?Copy !req
287. Aah!
How does he know about our
plan?Copy !req
288. Because next time you plan to
get rid of me, don't write
"fake e-mail to Daniel lennard"Copy !req
289. in the subject line!Copy !req
290. I couldn't be
bothered, all right?
I'd written that e-mail aCopy !req
291. million times already!
Fine.Copy !req
292. Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh-eh.
All right. It's done.
I put "hello."Copy !req
293. Aaah!
Future gumball: Gumball, I amCopy !req
294. you from the future.
And I know it's a total bummer,
but you're gonna have to correctCopy !req
295. the subject line.
Can't you do it?
You're here now.Copy !req
296. Future gumball: Gosh, was I
really that much of a jerk when
I was young?Copy !req
297. Yep!
Gosh, am I really
that much of a sucker in theCopy !req
298. future?
Future gumball: don't mess
with me, little man!Copy !req
299. 'Cause I can go back in time and
do this.Copy !req
300. Aaaah!
Ugh!Copy !req
301. So you think you're the only one
that can play that game, huh?Copy !req
302. Let's see how you
feel after I've had all dad's
candy.Copy !req
303. Aah! Just stop!
You're giving me cavities!Copy !req
304. Aaah!
What the —Copy !req
305. gaah!
Crupac's weapons?
Fine! You asked for this!Copy !req
306. Eh! Eh! Eh! Uuuah! Eh!
Future gumball:
You treacherous little —Copy !req
307. Aah!Copy !req
308. You put tape on it?
Gaah! You left the weapons on!
Future gumball:Copy !req
309. Change the subject of the
e-mail.
Okay! Okay!Copy !req
310. Or maybe I'll do this!
Nyah!
Waaah!Copy !req
311. You do realize that
this is costing you guys wayCopy !req
312. more effort than just changing
the message subject?
Yeah, I'm stillCopy !req
313. having trouble with that
hypothetical future/past thing.
Ch-ch-ch-ch.Copy !req
314. You are in danger,
Daniel lennard.
How do you know my name?Copy !req
315. Who are you?
We're all that is left
from Nicole watterson's previousCopy !req
316. family.
What?
What about your father?Copy !req
317. She took
all his money, a-and then...
She ate him!Copy !req
318. And now she's coming
for you.Copy !req
319. Reeeee!
Hyah!
Okay.Copy !req
320. You're gonna have to dodge that.
Reeeee!
Hyah!Copy !req
321. Hoo!
Okay.
You're gonna have to dodge that,Copy !req
322. too.
Reeeee!
Hyah!Copy !req
323. Hoo!
Hyah!
Okay. That, as well.Copy !req
324. Reeeee!
Hyah!
Hoo!Copy !req
325. Hyah!
Aah!Copy !req
326. No, dude!
You're not gonna be able to
dodge that!Copy !req
327. Ah, man.
Ohhhh...Copy !req
328. Gumball. No.Copy !req
329. I think this plan
is —
ugh!Copy !req
330. finally foolproof.
Yay!Copy !req
331. Right!
Let's get our mom back!Copy !req
332. Wait!
What is that?Copy !req
333. Daniel lennard
anti-aging products?Copy !req
334. Wait.Copy !req
335. "Here's another gift because
your beauty and happiness is the
most important thing in myCopy !req
336. world.
Signed, Daniel lennard."
If I had to pull a realCopy !req
337. frown every time you guys
misbehaved, I'd be more wrinkly
than a granny in a bath.Copy !req
338. Daniel lennard is
not a man.
He's a brand of cosmetics.Copy !req