1. Why is everyone so
uncool on this school bus?
Is it really that bad to move soCopy !req
2. we can sit together?
That's animal
instinct, man.Copy !req
3. Everyone's protecting their
territory.
Aw, come on.Copy !req
4. People aren't animals, dude.
Hey, Tobias.
Do you mind moving so we can —Copy !req
5. Aah!Copy !req
6. H-hey! Carrie!
Carrie!Copy !req
7. Carrie!
Carrie! Carrie!Copy !req
8. Carrie!
Carrie!
Carrie! Carrie!Copy !req
9. Carrie! Carrie!
I could do this forever.Copy !req
10. I don't have bones.
You can have my seat.Copy !req
11. Here's a lesson to
you selfish seat hogs!Copy !req
12. Never judge a book by its
cover — no matter how weird
and... Bald and a bit... Scary itCopy !req
13. might be.
Thank you, sussie.
You're a gentleman and a lady.Copy !req
14. Ohh! What is that?
The leather makes sussie
sweaty.Copy !req
15. Well, on second
thought, what kind of gentleman
could rob such a fine lady ofCopy !req
16. her seat?
Please, take it back. I insist.
Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
17. Oh! Hot flash. Hot flash.
I've got such a craving for some
anchovies and peanut butter.Copy !req
18. Oh. Uh —
Hurry up, please.
I'm sitting for two.Copy !req
19. Ohh! They grow up so fast.
H-hey! Banana Joe!
How you doin', buddy?Copy !req
20. Do you mind moving up
a seat so we can both —Copy !req
21. I'd move for anyone except
you two backstabbing dweeb
muffins!Copy !req
22. Why are you so
angry, buddy?Copy !req
23. Is it because we didn't defend
you when Tobias said your mom is
so overripe, she's got fruitCopy !req
24. flies?
Is it because we left
you at that gas station on theCopy !req
25. way to daisyland on your
birthday, but because we were
almost there, we decided to justCopy !req
26. pick you up on the way home?
Is it because we
forgot about you on that campingCopy !req
27. trip and you had to sleep under
a tent of your own skin and eat
a bit of yourself to survive?Copy !req
28. And you waited for three days in
the woods, but then decided to
walk home and got lost?Copy !req
29. And winter came and you tried to
light that fire with the lighter
fluid we said we left you, butCopy !req
30. it wasn't lighter fluid — it
was shampoo?
And you got frostbite, andCopy !req
31. that's... Kinda why you have no
feet?Copy !req
32. I swear to you, my
banana friend, by the end of the
weekend, we shall discover theCopy !req
33. source of your anger and appease
your wrath!
Uh... No, dude.Copy !req
34. We shall not.
It's our special weekend.
And nothing's gonna ruin it!Copy !req
35. don't worry.
We'll work it out.Copy !req
36. Unh!
No peanut butter!Copy !req
37. The more time spreading the
stuff, the less time playing the
game.Copy !req
38. I can't believe you'd go and getCopy !req
39. tangled up in some menial banana
problems and forget about our
weekend.Copy !req
40. I like banana Joe.
He's, like, my favorite fruit.Copy !req
41. But I'm not gonna ruin the
gaming weekend of the century
for a weekday friend.Copy !req
42. Do you remember how excited we
were about this game?Copy !req
43. Dude.
There's a new "zelmore" comingCopy !req
44. out.Copy !req
45. Yay-hey-hey!
This is gonna beCopy !req
46. so good!
Dude!
Good so much game, can't wordsCopy !req
47. say!
A-ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
48. Dude!
The game!Copy !req
49. The game, dude!
The game!Copy !req
50. When it comes out,
you and me, buddy, we're gonna
buy this game and play it tillCopy !req
51. we're purple.
Let's check if
there's any more info.Copy !req
52. There's nothing.
Hit "refresh."Copy !req
53. Still nothing.
Hit it again.
Still nothing.Copy !req
54. Hit it again.
Still nothing.
Hit it again.Copy !req
55. I know.
But what about Joe?
He was so angry, he looked likeCopy !req
56. he was gonna get a nosebleed.
Uh, I'm sorry.
Can you repeat that?Copy !req
57. 'Cause all I heard was...
And something about bailingCopy !req
58. on the best weekend ever!
Yeah, you're right.
I'm really sorry to haveCopy !req
59. forgotten about your weekend.
It's definitely more important
than a friend who's hurt,Copy !req
60. possibly scarred forever,
because of something we —
well, let's be honest, moreCopy !req
61. likely you — have done.
Aah! What is that?Copy !req
62. That's the weight of
the guilt.
Give in to the niceCopy !req
63. side.
Help the less fortunate and
make the guilt go away, myCopy !req
64. friend.
Ow! Make it stop!Copy !req
65. Ow!
Surrender to your
kindness, gumball.Copy !req
66. It's nice to be nice.Copy !req
67. Your guilt is
strong, my friend.Copy !req
68. But it is no match for the
power of my selfishness.Copy !req
69. Hey, what do you call a fish
with no eyes?
A "fsh."Copy !req
70. If a banana makes a joke and noCopy !req
71. one's around to hear it, does
that banana even exist?Copy !req
72. Dude,
let's have a soda.Copy !req
73. What the —
did you just say something?
What?Copy !req
74. I don't know what you're talking
about.
Did you get that?Copy !req
75. Let's have a soda!
Yes, you!
Meet me outside by the machine!Copy !req
76. Hmm...
Let's get out of here.Copy !req
77. I'm getting shopping fever.
I'm starting to hear voices.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
78. Let's just get the
game.
Yeah.Copy !req
79. Good disguise.
See you at the soda machine.
Okay.Copy !req
80. Oh.
Your mom says hi, by the way.Copy !req
81. Are you guys here for
"zelmore"?Copy !req
82. Do you know what time the store
opens?Copy !req
83. When your high score gets into
double digits, newb!
Pound!Copy !req
84. This is what happens when you
spend all your time flaming
people on web forums.Copy !req
85. You don't get girlfriends.Copy !req
86. Hey!
Have you ever heard of personalCopy !req
87. space?
Oh, hi... Ocho.
Hi.Copy !req
88. Look, dude, I know
you have trouble handling your
intensity, and we're all excitedCopy !req
89. about the game, but could you
just calm down a little?
I am calm!Copy !req
90. Oh, that's cool,
'cause I'm really calm, too,Copy !req
91. now!
Well, not as calm as me!
I'm the calmest manCopy !req
92. on the planet!
Yeah?
Any calmer, I'd be asleep!Copy !req
93. I'm as calm as a
moonlit lake!
I'm the calmest!Copy !req
94. I'm as calm as the
petal that falls softly from aCopy !req
95. rose!
I'm as calm as the stream
that flows gently past theCopy !req
96. Willow tree!
Hey... Joe.
Uh, I know you're angry at us.Copy !req
97. I just want to find out why.
Well, I've been thinking a
lot recently about ourCopy !req
98. friendship.
And I just feel that maybe I —Copy !req
99. Are you shuffling away from me?
Noooo!Copy !req
100. I... Feel like it's you who's
moving away from us.
Oh.Copy !req
101. It's true that recently I've
felt a little —Copy !req
102. Can you at least finish your
soda and pretend you care for a
second?Copy !req
103. Hey, what was that?Copy !req
104. I'm pretty sure you're
supposed to do your diversion
before pouring the soda on theCopy !req
105. floor.
Look, I just can'tCopy !req
106. hang out right now.
But can we sort something out
for later?Copy !req
107. Well, I am making a new video
tonight, so you guys should come
around —Copy !req
108. Are you listening?
Come help me make my videoCopy !req
109. tonight!
Where? When?
The gym — at the school!Copy !req
110. And don't let me down!
I won't! I promise!
I didn't need yourCopy !req
111. help.
It's not like I got my butt
kicked.Copy !req
112. Yeah, I guess it
looks more like a head-butt...
On your butt.Copy !req
113. Shhhhhhhh!
don't spoil this moment.
I'm gonna open the box.Copy !req
114. Dude, where are you going?
Uh, I, uh...
Need to powder my nose.Copy !req
115. Are you gonna sneak
out of the window, do something
in secret for a while, and sneakCopy !req
116. back here and pretend you were
never gone?
Noooo.Copy !req
117. All right, then.
- >> Darwin:Copy !req
118. How do I get out of here now?
Aha!Copy !req
119. Aaaaaaaah!
Darwin?Copy !req
120. Darwin? Buddy?
Are youCopy !req
121. okay?
That was quite a fall.
Lucky you landed on these.Copy !req
122. Aah! My back!
What are they?Copy !req
123. Bricks!
Because I knew you'd bail on me!
All of this for your bro-Nana.Copy !req
124. Okay.Copy !req
125. I think I have the solution
to our problem.
How about we just invite JoeCopy !req
126. over to play with us?
Uh, no!
It's supposed to be just you andCopy !req
127. me, man!
don't you remember?
Actually, that's notCopy !req
128. what I remember.
When it comes out, you and me,
buddy...Copy !req
129. And banana Joe...
We're gonna buy this game and
play it till we're purple.Copy !req
130. Enough with the brainwashing!Copy !req
131. But banana Joe needs
us.
Ohhhh! For what?Copy !req
132. Welcome back to
"banana Joe's body jam."
Explosion — psoo!Copy !req
133. Title card — "volume 3, pecs"!
♪ na, na-na-na, nowr, nowr ♪
now, let's start with a basicCopy !req
134. bench-press move.
Now, what you want do is —Copy !req
135. Aah!
That's an example of what youCopy !req
136. shouldn't do.
- I wanted to show you how
important it is to always haveCopy !req
137. someone around to spot you.
But since I don't have
anybody... Yet, I'm gonnaCopy !req
138. demonstrate how you get out of a
situation like this.
What you want to do is —Copy !req
139. Ow! Aah!
Okay.Copy !req
140. That's to be expected.
Just roll back to the side, and
the weight —Copy !req
141. ow! Ohh!
It's okay.
I'm sure they'll be here anyCopy !req
142. minute now.
Look, I don't like it
when people don't like me, okay?Copy !req
143. And I promised bajayjay that
I'd help him out.
What the —Copy !req
144. "Bajayjay"?
You've got nicknames now?Copy !req
145. You're better
friends with him than me.
Why don't I have a nickname?Copy !req
146. But gumball is a
nickname.
Not a new one!Copy !req
147. Y-you want a new
nickname?
Okay, fine.Copy !req
148. I'll give you one now.
Just chill out, okay?
Gummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Copy !req
149. Bag?
I love it!
So... Can we go andCopy !req
150. see banana Joe now?
No!Copy !req
151. It's okay.
I'm sure they'll be here any
minute now.Copy !req
152. In three...
Two...
One...Copy !req
153. Now?Copy !req
154. Oh, man.
Friendship is moreCopy !req
155. important than some game!
It's not about the
game!Copy !req
156. don't you get it?
It's about us.
I just wanted to spend some timeCopy !req
157. together.
But I guess you don't feel the
same.Copy !req
158. don't you dare doubt
my love.Copy !req
159. You are the most precious thing
in my life.
AsCopy !req
160. precious as a diamond dipped in
gold sprinkled with
emeralds and allCopy !req
161. wrapped in a big platinum bow?
No, dude. More.Copy !req
162. Come on, then,
buddy.
Let's go and see Joe.Copy !req
163. Maybe it can wait
till tomorrow.
You want to playCopy !req
164. that game as much as me, don't
you?
Yeah.Copy !req
165. And I'm sure Joe's getting on
fine without us.Copy !req
166. They'll be here soon.
They'll be here soon.
Ohhhh...Copy !req
167. Ohh!
Aah!Copy !req
168. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
169. Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
170. They'll be here any minute now.
All right, dude.Copy !req
171. One ring for "yes" and two rings
for "no."
Does it hurt?Copy !req
172. Are you still mad at
us?Copy !req
173. Ohh!
We're bffs again!Copy !req
174. "And
if you really didn't know that,
then maybe you should read aCopy !req
175. book."
I don't know, dude.
This book says he's right.Copy !req
176. Apparently, nachos aren't fruit.
What the
what?Copy !req
177. You mean we've been in a flame
war for seven hours and we
can't even win?Copy !req
178. Did he make any
spelling mistakes?Copy !req
179. No.
But he did say "who" instead of
"whom."Copy !req
180. Call it.
"I think you'll find it'sCopy !req
181. 'whom.'"
Whap! Whap!Copy !req
182. Cyber-psych!
Quick!Copy !req
183. Block it before he can respond!Copy !req
184. I love elmoreplus.
It's like real life, but withCopy !req
185. none of the consequences!
Yeah.
You get to see what everyoneCopy !req
186. does and how happy they are and
how much better their lives are
compared to ours.Copy !req
187. Let's write more sarcastic
comments.
"Just got my rootsCopy !req
188. done.
What do you think?"Copy !req
189. "I think you should realize this
is a public forum and put your
pot back on."Copy !req
190. - >> Darwin: "Upset because of aCopy !req
191. certain someone.
They know who they are."
"Stop postingCopy !req
192. mysterious status updates when
we have no idea who you're
talking about."Copy !req
193. [ Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,
ding, ding, ding, ding ]
I don't get this.Copy !req
194. There's always people who will
give the thumb-up to everything,
like, "Tobias is getting hisCopy !req
195. appendix out today.
Prob gonna have a scar."
"Thumbs up from Alan!"Copy !req
196. What is he liking about that,
exactly — the fact it wasn't
him who was in pain?Copy !req
197. Let me handle this.
"You have reached your thumb-up
limit.Copy !req
198. Please walk away from your
computer, look at yourself in
the mirror, and give yourself aCopy !req
199. thumb down."Copy !req
200. Let's just block him.
In fact, let's block everyoneCopy !req
201. that annoys us.
Mm, block, block, block, block,
block, block, block, block,Copy !req
202. block, block, block, block,
block.
Done!Copy !req
203. - >> Darwin: We got a message.Copy !req
204. Who from?
I don't know.
It's blocked.Copy !req
205. "Dear gumball
and Darwin—"
What's with theCopy !req
206. voice?
It says
"read in a deep scary voice" atCopy !req
207. the top.
"You have
wronged me for the last time.Copy !req
208. By the end of today, I will have
my revenge and you will be sorry
for the way you treated me."Copy !req
209. Signed, "your sworn enemu."
"sorry — typo.Copy !req
210. I meant 'enemy.'"
Aah!Copy !req
211. What did we do?
And who sent that message?
It could be anyone!Copy !req
212. It couldn't just be
anyone!
It has to be someone we'veCopy !req
213. upset!Copy !req
214. Yeah, you're right.
It could be anyone.Copy !req
215. Oh! I know!
Let's apologize to everyone.Copy !req
216. Yes.
That's the only way we can be
sure.Copy !req
217. How could you
forget what you've done to me?Copy !req
218. Hey, guys, I just wanted to say
that you seem really cool, and,
well...Copy !req
219. I think we should hang out.
What do you... Say?
- >> Gumball: Wow!Copy !req
220. That was awkward.
Okay, so, um... We're gonna go
now, but you, uh...Copy !req
221. You should stay here.
'Kay, bye.Copy !req
222. Come on!
There must be something we've
done to you that's worth anCopy !req
223. apology.
Think!
Yes, come on.Copy !req
224. Use your pointy brain.
But sussie's not angry.
Sussie likes you.Copy !req
225. Sussie likes all the things
in the world.
Yeah, well, I got toCopy !req
226. apologize for something, so I'll
apologize for this.Copy !req
227. Aaaaah!
Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
228. I am so sorry.
But sussie like that, too!Copy !req
229. Aww.
Okay, next.
♪ ah-ah ah-ah oh-oh oh-oh ohhCopy !req
230. ohh ♪
darn right I'm angry at you!
Tell us about it.Copy !req
231. Have you ever noticed that
nothing in this world is set up
as it should be?Copy !req
232. Like what?
I should be more important!
I should be the one with theCopy !req
233. sidekick and exciting
adventures!
I'm more handsome, richer, andCopy !req
234. more colorful than you guys, and
yet it's like I'm the
- supporting character of my ownCopy !req
235. life!
Come on.Copy !req
236. I'm not hugging you.
We're both in towels.
Come on.Copy !req
237. Noooo — n-no!
Get off! Get off! Get off!
Get off! Get off!Copy !req
238. Come on!
Gimme a hug!Copy !req
239. Aah!
Leave me alone, you weirdos!Copy !req
240. You leave us no choice.
Accept our apology!
Accept it!Copy !req
241. Forgive us!
Look how sorry we are!
Give us a hug!Copy !req
242. Okay!
Geez!Copy !req
243. Right!
That's one less angry friend toCopy !req
244. deal with.
Who's next?
Uh... Leslie.Copy !req
245. Hey, buddy.
We apologize for —Copy !req
246. it's okay!
I-I forgive you, all right?Copy !req
247. Mnh-nnh-mnh.
Your time to apologize hasCopy !req
248. passed.
Expect nothing but my wrath
now!Copy !req
249. Ouch.Copy !req
250. No, no, no, guys.
I apologize for making you feel
like you owed me an apology.Copy !req
251. Dude, this has been
going on for an hour now.
Just accept our apology andCopy !req
252. let's be done with it!
I apologize for apologizing
so much.Copy !req
253. Stop apologizing for one
second —Copy !req
254. sorry.
Uh, um —
I think it's clear it's not himCopy !req
255. who sent us a scary message.
I apologize for not being the
person you were looking for.Copy !req
256. I'm sorry for being
so annoying!Copy !req
257. Aaaa—
Shh!
Walk away, man.Copy !req
258. Just walk away.
You're right. You're right.Copy !req
259. I apologize for making you
leave!Copy !req
260. You know, the fact that youCopy !req
261. don't know what you're
apologizing for means that you
basically don't care.Copy !req
262. How dare you judge
my guilt!
Do you know how torn andCopy !req
263. tormented I am?
Do you really want to see my
soul weep, Carrie?Copy !req
264. Do you?
Yeah. Let's see some tears.
Fine!Copy !req
265. Okay, okay! I forgive you!
Please — stop before you
permanently damage your dignity!Copy !req
266. Cool. See you later.
This is exhausting.
Let's apologize a little faster.Copy !req
267. Hey, masami.
We're sorry for what we've done,Copy !req
268. and if there's anything we can
do to make it up to you, then —
oh!Copy !req
269. Well, actually, there are a
couple of things —
Uh, let me stop youCopy !req
270. right there.
We don't have a lot of time, so
I'm just gonna placate you withCopy !req
271. some half-baked lie and then
come up with a lame pretext to
bail on you.Copy !req
272. Sorry, masami.
We've got to go because of some
random excuse.Copy !req
273. Bye!Copy !req
274. Hey, girl we don't
know!
Sorry for never talking to youCopy !req
275. enough to actually have
something to apologize for!
My name is Sara.Copy !req
276. Hey, penny.
I'm sorry for never being upCopy !req
277. front about my emotions or
having the courage to stand in
front of you like a man and tellCopy !req
278. you how I feel.
Oh. Wow.
I never realized you had anyCopy !req
279. feelings towards me.
If anyone did, I would have
thought it was gumball.Copy !req
280. Sorry for being too
scared to say it in person!Copy !req
281. Ow!
Hey, sis.Copy !req
282. Sorry I used your red
toothbrush.
Please don't destroy us.Copy !req
283. The red one?
That's not my toothbrush.
Mine's the blue one.Copy !req
284. Wait — I thought the
blue one was mine.
Ohh.Copy !req
285. You mean we've been...
Well, at least noCopy !req
286. one's been using my yellow
toothbrush.
Yellow toothbrush?Copy !req
287. Yeah, that big one
we keep by the side of the bath.
You mean dad's backCopy !req
288. brush?
Nah.Copy !req
289. Mm.Copy !req
290. Yep.
That's the one.Copy !req
291. So, that's Alan, Tobias, and
anais, and...
Well, I guess that's everyone.Copy !req
292. Wow!
It's like a massive weight's
been lifted off my —Copy !req
293. what the what?
Dude, what's going on with you?
Wow!Copy !req
294. I guess it must have been the
stress of everyone being angry
at us all the time.Copy !req
295. I've been losing my hair for
years and never even realized!
Uh, what's up with you?Copy !req
296. I don't know.
I just feel really at peace with
the world, as well.Copy !req
297. Have I ever told you I love you,
Darwin?Copy !req
298. Never like this.Copy !req
299. "I am coming for
you now!"Copy !req
300. Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
301. We need to get out
of here!
He's coming for us!Copy !req
302. Everything's locked!
The only way out is down there.Copy !req
303. Okay, you go first.
No way, man.Copy !req
304. The guy at the front always gets
it.
Fine. I'll go first.Copy !req
305. No, wait!
I don't want to be at the back.
The guy at the back is theCopy !req
306. easiest to pick off.
Well, what do you
want me to do?Copy !req
307. Dude, be quiet.Copy !req
308. We're nearly at the front door.
Yeah,
and I can't move my gills.Copy !req
309. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...
No, you don't.
Ah-choo!Copy !req
310. We're locked in!
Who are you?Copy !req
311. Why are you doing this to us?
Let's think.Copy !req
312. It's got to be the person we
least expect.
Well, I suppose theCopy !req
313. person I least suspect is me.
Of course!
It can only be you!Copy !req
314. Wait!
By the same logic, it could be
you, as well!Copy !req
315. Aah!
Ohh!
Back off!Copy !req
316. Wait — what are you gonna do,
divide me by zero?Copy !req
317. I said step back!
Aah!Copy !req
318. You stay away from me, man!
This water is really old!Copy !req
319. You have foolishly fallen
into my trap.Copy !req
320. Now you will destroy yourselves
and your friendship at the same
time.Copy !req
321. Maybe then you will understand
my pain!
- >> Gumball: I don't want toCopy !req
322. fight you, man!
I don't want to,
either, but it looks like that'sCopy !req
323. what's happening!
Well, in that case,
I don't want to lose!Copy !req
324. Aah!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Why don't we just apologize toCopy !req
325. each other, and then we're cool
again?
Ha.Copy !req
326. Oh, yeah.
No. No.
How dare you rub yourCopy !req
327. friendship in my face.
Look at me.Copy !req
328. I am talking to you!
Look at me!Copy !req
329. What? William?
But we've never done anything
wrong to you, dude.Copy !req
330. Run.
Okay, I'll go first.Copy !req
331. No, wait!
I should go first.
What? Why?Copy !req
332. Um...'Cause there
might be danger ahead and I just
want to protect you.Copy !req
333. I'm not going at the
back.
He's definitely gonna attack theCopy !req
334. guy at the back.
I've got just the
solution.Copy !req
335. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
336. There is no escape.
What the —Copy !req
337. What do we do now?
I don't know.
How do you fight an eye?Copy !req
338. Dude! Shampoo!
It's like the stingiest thing in
the world.Copy !req
339. Hey! William!
Feast your eye on this.Copy !req
340. Aaaaaah! My eyes!
Aaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
341. Oh, wait. It's not that bad.
It's baby shampoo.Copy !req
342. Watch out!Copy !req
343. You cannot hide from me.
Turn around.
Turn around and face me likeCopy !req
344. men!
I am talking to you.Copy !req
345. There he is,
creeping up on us in silence
again.Copy !req
346. In silence?
oh, gosh.Copy !req
347. No one can hear me, can they?
Oh, I suppose it makes sense.
I don't have a mouth.Copy !req
348. I thought you'd ignored me on
purpose all my life.
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349. elmoreplus, something snapped.
What was I thinking?
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
350. You must be terrified and
confused.
I cannot apologize enough.Copy !req
351. Now!Copy !req