1. Come on.
We've been here all morning.Copy !req
2. Yeah, hurry up!
Come on!
Hey, take it easy, littleCopy !req
3. guy.
You're putting too much pressure
on yourself.Copy !req
4. Is it really too much to ask to
have a decent school photo onceCopy !req
5. in my life?
Come on.
It can't be that bad.Copy !req
6. Have you ever tried shotofop?
I've triedCopy !req
7. everything!
The only solution was toCopy !req
8. airbrush my whole face out.
Get out of the way!Copy !req
9. I can't hold this much longer!
I've been holding this pose
since breakfast!Copy !req
10. Uh, it's okay.
I'll just turn this way.Copy !req
11. Let's just do a head shot.Copy !req
12. Just take the photo!
Take the photo!Copy !req
13. You'll pay for this,
gumball watterson!Copy !req
14. Please, Mr. Small.
I can't be remembered this way.
Just give me oneCopy !req
15. more chance!
I'm sorry, but... I got to
return the camera at 3:00.Copy !req
16. Oh, all righty.Copy !req
17. Just come back at 3:00.
I'll take one last picture, and
that's it.Copy !req
18. Okay?
You're a good man.
Next.Copy !req
19. I'm not paying for that.
Man, I look good.Copy !req
20. You know what the
real problem is with these?Copy !req
21. That I look like I
should speak like this?
No.Copy !req
22. The problem is, you need to
learn to accept yourself for who
you are.Copy !req
23. That's easy for you
to say, with your perfect face.
It's not that perfect.Copy !req
24. All you can see is my mole.
Dude, even your mole
looks better on-camera than me.Copy !req
25. Real beauty comes from
within.
You should —Copy !req
26. What — what are you doing?
It's bad enough...Copy !req
27. That you're a million times
prettier than I am.Copy !req
28. I don't need you to rub in my
face...Copy !req
29. How mature and deep you are!
It's okay. I understand.Copy !req
30. I can't stand that guy.Copy !req
31. He's right, though.
Look inside yourself, and you'll
see how beautiful you are.Copy !req
32. All I can see is
brains, guts, and some ofCopy !req
33. today's breakfast.
Yeah, I know.
I was lying so you wouldn't beCopy !req
34. whining about your school photo
all day.
Just deal with it.Copy !req
35. You're not photogenic, and
there's nothing you can do about
it.Copy !req
36. I don't see how this
is gonna make you look any
better.Copy !req
37. Because
your face is a muscle, the more
you train it, the more awesomeCopy !req
38. it looks.
O... Kay.
I think that's enough.Copy !req
39. Mm-hmm.
Check this out.Copy !req
40. Wow.
The most
important thing is to smile withCopy !req
41. your eyes.
That makes absolutely
no sense.Copy !req
42. Just tell me if I'm
doing it right.Copy !req
43. Mm. Mm. Yeah.
Yeah, that's a lot better now.
Good.Copy !req
44. This is horrific, isn't it?Copy !req
45. Mm-hmm.
Are you crying orCopy !req
46. dribbling?
I don't know
anymore!Copy !req
47. Dude, what are you
doing?Copy !req
48. Getting a tan.
I think you're making
too much of a big deal out ofCopy !req
49. this photo thing.
Are you kidding?
My life's plan was built aroundCopy !req
50. me being good-looking!
Didn't you want to be
a doctor?Copy !req
51. No.
I wanted to be a handsome
doctor.Copy !req
52. Or... Maybe a lifeguard.
You don't need to be
handsome to be a lifeguard.Copy !req
53. Are you serious?
If you were drowning and this
came to the rescue, you'd swimCopy !req
54. downward!
Aah! Aah!Copy !req
55. Leave it!
I burn, I peel, then it's tan.Copy !req
56. Well, if that photo's
so important to you, why don't
you just ask somebody for someCopy !req
57. beauty tips?
Like who?
Well, the guy whoCopy !req
58. always looks good in photos.Copy !req
59. All right, tell me
your secret.Copy !req
60. Okay.
I anonymously donate all my
allowance to charity.Copy !req
61. But I don't want anyone to know
because it's not about me —
it's about the cause.Copy !req
62. Ugh!
You're so nice, it's disgusting.
I didn't mean that secret!Copy !req
63. Tell me why you look perfect in
every photo.
I don't know what you'reCopy !req
64. talking about.
Oh, really?
Well, I can understand how youCopy !req
65. look awesome in a staged school
photo with a nice background and
flattering lighting, but how doCopy !req
66. you explain this?
This is you after you've run a
marathon — in 90-degree heat —Copy !req
67. with the flu!
Hey, the real winner there
was the photographer.Copy !req
68. Oh, yeah?
Then how do you explain this
one?Copy !req
69. How did you get that?
Doesn't matter.
Now, stop holding out on me andCopy !req
70. tell me how to take the perfect
photo!
I just look at the camera andCopy !req
71. smile.
Now, listen here, you no-goodCopy !req
72. lying hunk — if you don't tell
me your secret, I'll have no
choice but to buy you a one-wayCopy !req
73. ticket to pain town.
Gumball, there is no secret.Copy !req
74. You made me do this.
Aah!Copy !req
75. Ow!
Darn it!Copy !req
76. Unh!
Face me like a man!Copy !req
77. Aah!
Aaah!Copy !req
78. Uh, are you done?
Because I'm late for math.Copy !req
79. Fine.
We'll call it a tie.
Aw, man!Copy !req
80. I'm never gonna get a decent
photo!
My face looks like a droppedCopy !req
81. cake.
It's not so bad.
Maybe we can just... Uh...Copy !req
82. Ohhhhh.
Mm... Let me just, uh...Copy !req
83. Whoa!
Your face is surprisingly
malleable.Copy !req
84. Check this out.
Hamburger!
Dude!Copy !req
85. Oh!
Infinite mustache!Copy !req
86. You're not helping
right now.Copy !req
87. S-sorry, man.
At least you know if handsome
doctor doesn't work out, you canCopy !req
88. get a job as a test dummy for a
cosmetic surgeon.
Hmm...Copy !req
89. Okay...
And I think we're done.
How does it look?Copy !req
90. Now, I'm going to
show you in a minute, but before
I do, just remember — I am notCopy !req
91. a professional plastic surgeon.
Yeah, yeah.
That's fine.Copy !req
92. Just show me the mirror.
And — and I...
Didn't ask you for any money,Copy !req
93. either, when a specialist would
have billed you for thousands of
dollars.Copy !req
94. Just show me!
Okay.
But keep in mind that this isCopy !req
95. what you asked for.Copy !req
96. I-I...
I look...
Awesome!Copy !req
97. Aah!
We got to get to the gym!Copy !req
98. Wait — that's the
2:00 bell.
We've got another hour.Copy !req
99. Really?
That's never happened before.
Hmmmmmm...Copy !req
100. Dude, things never go this right
for us.Copy !req
101. Something terrible's
gonna happen, isn't it?
Someone's gonna ruinCopy !req
102. my chance to get a good photo.
I can feel it.
But who would want toCopy !req
103. do that?
You will pay for thisCopy !req
104. humiliation, gumball watterson.
Ya!Copy !req
105. Ugggggh!Copy !req
106. Unh!Copy !req
107. Yes!
Uh, paper goes in the
recycling bin.Copy !req
108. Dah!
Recycle this!Copy !req
109. Well, I don't know
who'd want to ruin my photo, but
that's the problem.Copy !req
110. If I can't think of anybody,
it could be... Everybody.Copy !req
111. I'm scared, dude.
Aren't you?
Terrified.Copy !req
112. But my face can't express it.Copy !req
113. Okay, I think we're safe.
Aah! Watch out!
There's some kind of hobgoblinCopy !req
114. freak right next to you!
What? Where?
I wouldn't worryCopy !req
115. about it, dude.
Run! It's hideous!
Aah!Copy !req
116. What's he talking about?
Where is it?
Trust me, man —Copy !req
117. you're fine.
Wait a minute.
He thinks you're the hobgoblin.Copy !req
118. Sure.
I'm the hobgoblin.Copy !req
119. Ohh! Ohh!Copy !req
120. Why am I feeling so tense?
It's that noise.Copy !req
121. What noise?
The one they use in
horror films to show somethingCopy !req
122. terrible's coming your way.
Like that!Copy !req
123. What's going on with
the lights?Copy !req
124. I don't know!
Just keep running!Copy !req
125. Where is she?Copy !req
126. Come on, Tina.
You have to be more flexibleCopy !req
127. than that if you want to join
the team.
Hm.Copy !req
128. That was anticlimactic.
Yeah.
What's going on with the lights,Copy !req
129. though?
Night!
Day!Copy !req
130. Night!
Day!
Night!Copy !req
131. Day!
Ah-hah!
Well, I'm startingCopy !req
132. to think there's nothing to ruin
my photo after all.Copy !req
133. Blblblbl!
Heh!Copy !req
134. I really don't know what we were
worried about.
It's just a photo.Copy !req
135. Here we go.
This is it.Copy !req
136. Look at him.
Come and get us.
Calm smile is hiding his fury.Copy !req
137. Yeah.
He'd definitely want to get even
because I whupped his buttCopy !req
138. earlier.
He's gonna do something.
But what? What?Copy !req
139. How do you defend
yourself from the unknown?Copy !req
140. With a preemptive
strike.
Hyah!Copy !req
141. I am so sorry.
We completely overreacted there.
I just thought you were gonnaCopy !req
142. stop me from —
shhhhhh.
It's okay. I understand.Copy !req
143. It was an accident.
Well, not really.
I kind of went for it.Copy !req
144. Could you please flip over
that bit of rubber next to your
foot?Copy !req
145. Uh, sure. Why?
Because I'm turning the other
cheek.Copy !req
146. Dude, you're so nice, it's
actually sickening.Copy !req
147. Well, now we know
that no one is after us, and
we're 20 minutes early for yourCopy !req
148. photo.
Nothing can stop us
now.Copy !req
149. Gumball watterson!
Where are you?
Come and fight me like a man!Copy !req
150. Huah!Copy !req
151. I know, right?
For the first time in my life,Copy !req
152. I'm actually early.Copy !req
153. Okay, let's do this.
Right.
And you're sure you're happyCopy !req
154. with your weird face?
Because this is the last photo
I'm taking of you.Copy !req
155. Ready when you are.
Okay, then. On "three."Copy !req
156. One, two...Copy !req
157. Oh!Copy !req
158. Super-slam flying attack!
This is a senior citizen'sCopy !req
159. arrest.
What?
Why?Copy !req
160. For littering.
It's not littering if
I'm putting trash in a trashCopy !req
161. can.
It is if it's my trash can.
I knew you'd been stuffing yourCopy !req
162. trash in here.
It took me a week, but I caught
you red-handed.Copy !req
163. Wait.
You've been hiding there for a
week?Copy !req
164. What I do with my retirement
is my own business.
Now, leave this trash can alone.Copy !req
165. I own it.
But it's empty.
You don't own the air inside it.Copy !req
166. Yes, I do.
You can't own nothing.
But I own the lid to nothing,Copy !req
167. and it's staying shut.
Hmm!
Oh.Copy !req
168. Think puffing out your chest is
going to intimidate me?Copy !req
169. don't laugh.Copy !req
170. don't poke me.
I'll poke you whenever I
like.Copy !req
171. Aah!Copy !req
172. And the police said I
have to wear this thing for...
Six weeks.Copy !req
173. And I can't leave the house
or...
It sets off an alarm andCopy !req
174. I'll be...
Sent to prison.
And it was all...Copy !req
175. His fault!
Dad, could you
explain that again, this timeCopy !req
176. using full sentences?
I'd love to, but I'm too
busy —Copy !req
177. plotting my revenge!
Hmm.
I see what's happening here.Copy !req
178. Boys, I need you to
sneak into Mr. Robinson's house.
There's this old prank I used toCopy !req
179. do in college.
College?
Okay, high school.Copy !req
180. Just do as I say.
Dude, is she gone?Copy !req
181. Yeah, I think it's
safe.
Okay, let's do this.Copy !req
182. Right.
Now we just need to find the
butter.Copy !req
183. Dude, what is it with old people
and canned stuff?
I mean, look.Copy !req
184. Canned pizza, canned yogurt,
canned water.
Shh!Copy !req
185. Just find the canned butter and
get on with it.
You know what?Copy !req
186. Now that we're here, I don't
think we're doing the right
thing.Copy !req
187. Well, we can't
disobey Mr. Dad.
He told us to put butter onCopy !req
188. everything in the house.
Mm, look.
Let's compromise.Copy !req
189. We'll just pick one thing and
butter that.
Margaret, we're out of cannedCopy !req
190. toothpaste.
Aah!Copy !req
191. On second thought,
maybe we shouldn't have chosen
the floor.Copy !req
192. I feel so guilty.
We've reduced a beautiful
vintage gentleman to aCopy !req
193. greased-up, slidey sausage.
We have to make up
for this.Copy !req
194. Let's tell Mr. Robinson we'll
help him settle the score with
dad.Copy !req
195. And we only did it because we
didn't want to lose theCopy !req
196. unconditional love of our
father.
Under ordinary circumstances,Copy !req
197. I'd be so furious with you, my
kidneys would fail, but I think
I'll forgive you.Copy !req
198. Good, because I've
cried so much, all the
moisture's gone from my body.Copy !req
199. I hadn't finished.
I'll forgive you if you do
something for me first.Copy !req
200. Wait.Copy !req
201. This isn't water.
I'm in a bath of melted cheese!
I've been wishing for this forCopy !req
202. 20 years.
I feel so guilty.Copy !req
203. We betrayed our own father.
Uh, I don't know,Copy !req
204. man.
He still looks pretty happy.
What?Copy !req
205. No!
Ah, there it is!
Robinson stole all myCopy !req
206. cheese!
He must have done it while I was
in that magic bath, but how didCopy !req
207. he trick the tag?
Okay, boys, here's the plan.
Hold my foot.Copy !req
208. You put your dirty hands on my
cheese, you get my greasy
fingers on your windshield.Copy !req
209. I'm losing my grip.
His cankle is tooCopy !req
210. wide for my hands.
Grab his pants!Copy !req
211. What part of "under house
arrest" don't you understand?
Mm, I guess the word "under"Copy !req
212. because, technically, you're
inside the house.
If you leave your houseCopy !req
213. again, we'll find you in 15
minutes and put you in prison.
Keep an eye on your father,Copy !req
214. kids.
don't worry,
officer.Copy !req
215. This whole thing was just a
silly feud.
Now things are even,Copy !req
216. there's no reason Mr. Robinson
would seek revenge.Copy !req
217. My car!
Almost.Copy !req
218. Mr. Robinson, we
need you to stop this feud or
you and dad are gonna end up inCopy !req
219. prison.
Almost there.
Darn it!Copy !req
220. What are you doing,
anyway?
Trying to get back at yourCopy !req
221. father, but this thing's still
not long enough.Copy !req
222. What the wasp?
Mr. Robinson, this argument has
spiraled into madness.Copy !req
223. It has to stop.
Not till your father pays for
what he did to my car.Copy !req
224. Then you leave us no
choice, sir.
Darwin.Copy !req
225. Stop the feud, or I
reset your alarm clock.
No!Copy !req
226. I won't know how to reprogram
it.
Then end it.Copy !req
227. Never.
How would you like to
wake up at 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, orCopy !req
228. 9:00 A.M.?
9:00 A.M.?
I'll lose half the day.Copy !req
229. You know, this can
end anytime you like.
Hmm.Copy !req
230. Do your worst.
My bladder will wake me up at
5:00 anyway.Copy !req
231. Well, then, how
would you like your radio tuned
to young people's music?Copy !req
232. times!
Turn it off!Copy !req
233. Okay, okay.
I give up.
I'll end the feud, but, please,Copy !req
234. can you do this one thing for me
in return?
I can't leave the house to postCopy !req
235. this letter.
Would you do it for me?
Sir, it would be anCopy !req
236. honor.
"Stick your head out of
the front window for a specialCopy !req
237. surprise."
Hmm, all evidence points to this
letter being a trap, but what ifCopy !req
238. it's a nice surprise, like a
cake or a kiss?
Aah!Copy !req
239. It was a trap!
Unless this bee tastes of honey.
Aah.Copy !req
240. Aah! It doesn't!
It tastes of pain!
Oh, man.Copy !req
241. I knew we should have checked
the address.Copy !req
242. Let's "bee" friends, watterson.
I hope you like "eyes" cream!Copy !req
243. That pun doesn't even make
sense.Copy !req
244. This is never going
to stop, is it?Copy !req
245. I think we need to
do something drastic.Copy !req
246. Shh!Copy !req
247. Where are we?
Smells like a dumpster.Copy !req
248. It's locked.
Hmm.Copy !req
249. "Play me."
What kind of musical instrument
is this?Copy !req
250. It's a video camera.
Good evening,Copy !req
251. gentlemen.
This feud started with a trash
can, and that's where it's goingCopy !req
252. to end.
In front of you is a cake.
Ooh!Copy !req
253. Inside the cake is a
key.Copy !req
254. By sharing the cake, you'll find
the key and learn that sharing
is the key...Copy !req
255. To getting out of
there.Copy !req
256. You have 15 minutes
before the police arrive.Copy !req
257. I'm pretty sure it'll be
more than 15 minutes before we
see that key again.Copy !req
258. You jelly-bellied fool!
What were you thinking?
If you'd have shared that cake,Copy !req
259. we'd be out of here by now!
If you'd have shared
that trash can, we wouldn't haveCopy !req
260. been here in the first place!
don't you think they
should have figured it out byCopy !req
261. now?
I'll go and check.
Oh, man.Copy !req
262. That was the worst
idea you've ever had!
Oh, come on.Copy !req
263. It was pretty good —
the mysterious riddle, the
positive message, the fact theyCopy !req
264. got to eat a cake.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Mr. Small, watchCopy !req
265. out!
don't worry.
I'll use my roller-bladingCopy !req
266. skills to avoid it.Copy !req
267. We're never gonnaCopy !req
268. catch them!
I've got an idea,
but it's really uncool.Copy !req
269. Come on!
Faster!
Faster! Faster! Faster!Copy !req
270. Why are you always
trying to motivate me with
cruelty when you know I respondCopy !req
271. better to emotional rewards?
Sorry, man.
Ahh.Copy !req
272. That's better!
Ahh!
Okay!Copy !req
273. don't move!
Okay.Copy !req
274. Okay, I got this.
Aah!Copy !req
275. Ahh!
Okay, maybe a little
closer this time.Copy !req
276. Ha ha!
What do we do now?Copy !req
277. I don't know.
Jam the wheel or something.
Ah.Copy !req
278. No! Please!
I'm too old!
I can't walk without my cane!Copy !req
279. Aah!
Hold on, guys.
I'm gonna get you out of there.Copy !req
280. Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
281. There's nothing we
can do anymore.
They're going to have to jump.Copy !req
282. Catch me, Darwin!Copy !req
283. I'm sure they're
still okay.Copy !req
284. Oh, wait.
These are all dad's nacho-cheese
wrappers.Copy !req
285. This is our trash can.
We've been chasing the wrong
one.Copy !req
286. Which means they're
still in Mr. Robinson's trash
can at home.Copy !req
287. There's still time
to get them back in the house
before the cops come.Copy !req
288. Ahh!
I agree.
Wearing a tie every day despiteCopy !req
289. neither of us having a job is
perfectly appropriate.
It gives you a sense ofCopy !req
290. purpose when you have absolutely
nothing to do.
You know, watterson, maybeCopy !req
291. you and I aren't so different
after all.
And all it took was myCopy !req
292. children locking us in a
dumpster to realize it.
We should have just done this inCopy !req
293. the first place.
Aah!
Boys, finally.Copy !req
294. Ah, the worst part about this
job is you give people a second
chance, and you still end upCopy !req
295. having to tase them.
Wait!
That was all his fault!Copy !req
296. don't listen to him, officer!
He's nothing but a
good-for-nothing — aah!Copy !req