1. Okay. Bye, then.Copy !req
2. No problem,
Mr. President!
I'll have it on your desk by theCopy !req
3. year 2025!Copy !req
4. Noooooooo!
Gumball!
You're dreaming!Copy !req
5. Wake up!Copy !req
6. What are you doing?
Trying to throttle
you, but you don't have a neck!Copy !req
7. I'm sorry, dude.
I don't know what came over me.
That's okay.Copy !req
8. It was just a nightmare.
Can you pass the salt, please?
Sure, buddy.Copy !req
9. Dude! It was a dream!Copy !req
10. I didn't kiss penny!
It wasn't real.
I know!Copy !req
11. But I just can't help hating
you.
You hurt my feelings.Copy !req
12. You hurt your own
feelings with your own brain!
You're being irrational!Copy !req
13. I know!
What are you doing?Copy !req
14. I stormed off in the
wrong direction.Copy !req
15. I know you're upset,
but could you at least make eye
contact with me?Copy !req
16. Hmm?
Hmm?Copy !req
17. Hmm?
Hmph!Copy !req
18. Hmm?
Hmph.
Okay.Copy !req
19. This is getting ridiculous.
I don't want to
speak to you.Copy !req
20. There's nothing ridiculous about
it.Copy !req
21. Look, I can't believe
I'm about to say this, but...Copy !req
22. I apologize...
For something I didn't do.
Okay?Copy !req
23. I'm sorry, man.
I-I can't accept your apology —
especially if you don't mean it!Copy !req
24. I'd like to read a
poem.
"I am more sorry than there areCopy !req
25. grains of sand in the sea.
Accept my Sincere apology.
When you are sad, it hurts me.Copy !req
26. So, please forgive me, buddy."
Too cheesy?Copy !req
27. I'm sorry!Copy !req
28. Too surprising?
Hey, buddy! Ruff, ruff!Copy !req
29. I'm sorry — ruff, ruff — if I
treated you so rough, ruff,
ruff!Copy !req
30. Please forgive me — ruff,
ruff — 'cause I'm after all —
ruff, ruff — I am your b.F.F.Copy !req
31. Ruff, ruff!
Too weird?Copy !req
32. Ow! Ow!
I'm sorry!
Owwwww!Copy !req
33. Too medieval?
I'm trying, dude,
but I just can't forgive you.Copy !req
34. You and penny both betrayed me.
Penny didn't betray
you.Copy !req
35. Nothing's changed.
She would never pick me over
you.Copy !req
36. Ask her.
I can't do that!
She'll know I like her!Copy !req
37. She knows you like
her.
No, I mean I likeCopy !req
38. like her.
Oh, yeah.
You can't, like, let her knowCopy !req
39. you like like her like that.
But you don't have to be that
direct.Copy !req
40. Oh. So, I can have whichever
one I want?
Uh-huh.Copy !req
41. So, do you want this handsome,
charismatic, faithful, devoted
blueberry cupcake or thisCopy !req
42. backstabbing, ugly orange
cake — which should never have
grown legs?Copy !req
43. What?
Nothing.
Just choose which one you want.Copy !req
44. Well, I'd always go for the
orange because I'm —
Whoa, whoa, whoa,Copy !req
45. whoa, wait.
Consider this — if you'd
previously expressed an interestCopy !req
46. in the blueberry cupcake, would
you then eat an orange cupcake
behind its back before resolvingCopy !req
47. a potential relationship with
the blueberry cupcake?
Can I have a cake or not?Copy !req
48. Sure.
Pick the one you want.
Look, if you want me to haveCopy !req
49. the blue one so bad, why did you
bring two?
Uh...Copy !req
50. Just give me the orange one.
Mmm! Smells delicious!Copy !req
51. No!
The blue one is better!Copy !req
52. No, gumball!
I'm allergic to —Copy !req
53. Aaah!
What have I done?Copy !req
54. The pills... In my locker!
Uh, which color?Copy !req
55. The orange ones.
It's not my fault youCopy !req
56. gave her the wrong pills.
She specifically said she needed
the orange ones.Copy !req
57. How was
I supposed to know the blue ones
were thumbtacks?Copy !req
58. It's okay.
She's fine now.
This is all yourCopy !req
59. fault!
Dude, still no neck.Copy !req
60. Look, what am I
supposed to do?Copy !req
61. You can kiss the person I love
most in the world, if it makes
you feel better.Copy !req
62. Yeah? Who's that?
Uh, probably you, I
guess.Copy !req
63. [ Smooching,
grunting ]
How'd you like that, huh?Copy !req
64. Not as much as you
do.
Feel any better now?Copy !req
65. Not really.
Look, the best thing is if weCopy !req
66. just ignore it.
Agreed.
Ignore what?Copy !req
67. The thing we don't
want to talk about.
Whatever.Copy !req
68. Want to watch a DVD?
Perfect.Copy !req
69. When one man stole another
man's girl, it was the ultimate
betrayal.Copy !req
70. Uh, do you mind
telling me what's going onCopy !req
71. here?
Gumball had a dream
where I kissed penny, and now heCopy !req
72. hates me.
You didn't just kiss
her!Copy !req
73. You stared me in the eyes while
you did it, like an evil sultan!
Okay. Look, all dreamsCopy !req
74. are just subconscious
representations of real-life
thoughts.Copy !req
75. By analyzing what the dream
means, we can resolve the
real-life problem.Copy !req
76. Huh?
If we work out what the dreamCopy !req
77. represents, we can resolve the
problem in real life.Copy !req
78. Explain-y dream, feel-y good.
Oh!
Now, lie down and tellCopy !req
79. me what happens from the start.
Well, I'm at school.
Hmm.Copy !req
80. Classic anxiety dream.
Probably represents your fear of
not fitting in.Copy !req
81. And at one point,
dad was there.
Representing your fearCopy !req
82. of authority, most likely.
And he became a
centaur president.Copy !req
83. All right.
Well, that could represent a
fear of horses... In theCopy !req
84. white house?
Okay, so, dad has a
laser shooting out of his buttCopy !req
85. and then Mr. Small's head fell
off.
What?Copy !req
86. Then I found a
pineapple in the locker, so I
started dancing in the cosmos.Copy !req
87. And then Darwin kissed her!
So, what does that mean?
O-Kay.Copy !req
88. Uh...
The pineapple is penny — sweet
on the inside but hard for youCopy !req
89. to handle... I guess.
And the butt-laser — that must
be, uh, because you need to chewCopy !req
90. your food more.
And, uh, the cosmos, the ballet,
the head of Mr. Small, the evilCopy !req
91. look, the kiss, the laser
brain cramp!Copy !req
92. Well, what's what you
get for trying to apply aCopy !req
93. rational solution to an
irrational problem.
We need to tackle this head-on.Copy !req
94. Like, how?
Is this gonna work?
Yeah. The tinfoilCopy !req
95. reflects our brain waves into
each other's heads.
So, when we go to sleep, we'llCopy !req
96. share our dreams and we can stop
me from kissing penny and
everything will be fine.Copy !req
97. Well, that — that
makes irrational sense, but why
are we wearing these capes?Copy !req
98. Uh, 'cause they're
awesome.
Now take my hand and drink yourCopy !req
99. warm milk.Copy !req
100. Well, that didn't
work.
Maybe we need moreCopy !req
101. tinfoil.
All right.
Let's go to the kitchen to getCopy !req
102. some more.
Eh, looks like we need to jump.Copy !req
103. Wh-o-o-o-oa!
WhereCopy !req
104. are we?
This must
be the space between our dreams.Copy !req
105. We need to find yours.
Okay.
Which way do we go?Copy !req
106. This way.Copy !req
107. You know what?
Maybe —
maybe we should walk a littleCopy !req
108. faster.
[ High-pitched
voice ] Yeah.Copy !req
109. Maybe we should start running.Copy !req
110. What dream is
this?
ICopy !req
111. think this was one of mine.
We better start flying!
Huh?Copy !req
112. Hyah!
Why are you attackingCopy !req
113. yourself in your own dream?
I squashed a fly
once!Copy !req
114. Gumball #2: Aaah!
Come on!
Let's get out of here!Copy !req
115. What the buzz?
There's some kind of
invisible force field!Copy !req
116. Hold on.
I got an idea.Copy !req
117. Why isn't this
working?Copy !req
118. Aaaaaaaaah!
I think I know whereCopy !req
119. this is.
This is a dream where I'm naked
in public.Copy !req
120. Dude, you're always
naked.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
121. That's probably why I dream
about it so much.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
122. Well, at least we're not in
public.
Ohhhhhhh!Copy !req
123. Dude, give me that!
Hey, it's mine!
You don't need it!Copy !req
124. It's only your feet!
That's all I have
left to hide!Copy !req
125. Wait.
This is your dream.
You can do whatever you want.Copy !req
126. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
127. Ohhhhhhh!
Oh, man.Copy !req
128. Wearing clothes in a nudist mall
has just the same level of
embarrassment as going to aCopy !req
129. normal mall naked.
Let's get out of here.Copy !req
130. Why can we still
hear the alarm?Copy !req
131. Dude, it's the alarm
clock!
We're gonna wake up before weCopy !req
132. get to your dream!
don't worry.
I got this.Copy !req
133. Dude!
Where were you?Copy !req
134. I've been in this car for like
five days!
I was so hungry, I wasCopy !req
135. considering eating you!
"Considering"?Copy !req
136. Where are we?
Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
137. We're underwater!
I can't breathe!Copy !req
138. Then stop
hyperventilating!
You're using up all the oxygen,Copy !req
139. you air hog!
I'll just turn the air con on.Copy !req
140. What? Huh?
I think we're in the rightCopy !req
141. dream.
Aah! Dude!
What's going on?Copy !req
142. Help!
Hey!Copy !req
143. What do you think you're doing?
I can't help it!
Your dream is too strong!Copy !req
144. You have to believe I wouldn't
betray you!
It's kind of hardCopy !req
145. when I'm watching you betray me
right now!
It's your dream!Copy !req
146. Just think of a different
ending!Copy !req
147. Maybe something lessCopy !req
148. painful.
Sorry!
Hurry up!Copy !req
149. Can you think of
something less horrific?
Sorry!Copy !req
150. I just thought if you don't have
lips, you can't kiss penny!
Of course I can!Copy !req
151. It'll just be really hideous for
her.
Think!Copy !req
152. I've got nothing!
I'm sorry!
You'reCopy !req
153. making me do this!
I'm sorry!
No!Copy !req
154. Aaah!Copy !req
155. Aaaaaah!
How could you make meCopy !req
156. kiss sussie?
I can wash the kiss off my
tongue, but it'll never leave myCopy !req
157. brain!
Get over it, dude.
It's just a dream.Copy !req
158. Why aren't you
flying?Copy !req
159. I'm pressing the right buttons!
Because no matter how
loud you shout, I still can'tCopy !req
160. break the laws of physics!
Then break the laws
of biology!Copy !req
161. You managed to grow legs!
Just put some effort in and grow
some wings!Copy !req
162. Well, maybe you
should be better at controlling
me!Copy !req
163. How's this for
better?Copy !req
164. Aah! Dude!
Stop! I'm getting breakfast in
my brain!Copy !req
165. I have stopped.
I think the crouch button's
stuck.Copy !req
166. Well, fix it, or
we'll never get the high
so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o...Copy !req
167. Oh, man, you
crashed!
Reboot.Copy !req
168. Using our imagination's lame.
It's okay.
Tobias said he'd give back theCopy !req
169. game tomorrow.
Oh, uh...Copy !req
170. Sorry, dudes.
I totally forgot.
I-I'll bring it in tomorrow.Copy !req
171. I swear.
Aw.Copy !req
172. So, did you remember
the game?Copy !req
173. Sorry, dudes.
I'll totally bring it in
tomorrow.Copy !req
174. Mm. I am so sorry.
I-I'll bring it in tomorrow, I
pro—Copy !req
175. ooh, I'm so—
mm.
Ah, I —Copy !req
176. mm, mm —
ah!
Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
177. Mm.
Ah — ah —
ah —Copy !req
178. s-s-s-sorry.
Ah —
tomor— tomor—Copy !req
179. tom-mor-or-orrow.
Mnh.
I-I-I-I—Copy !req
180. mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm.
Dude!Copy !req
181. You've done this for so long,
now even your little "sorry"
sounds are all the same!Copy !req
182. Oh, sorry.
You thought tomorrow was today.
I meant tomorrow tomorrow.Copy !req
183. I'll bring it in tomorrow, I
swear.
See ya!Copy !req
184. Okay.
Let's analyze the situation
here.Copy !req
185. He's abusing our Patience,
retaining our property, and all
civilized methods to deal withCopy !req
186. this problem have failed.
I think we have ourselves a case
for war.Copy !req
187. Are you ready to follow me into
battle?
Mm, actually, youCopy !req
188. know what?
I thought maybe I could take the
lead this time.Copy !req
189. What?
Yeah.
I'd like to have a try at beingCopy !req
190. the leader.
Why?Copy !req
191. Uh...
'Cause sometimes I look atCopy !req
192. myself in the mirror, and all I
see is nothing but a sidekick.
Hold on a second.Copy !req
193. Sorry. What were you saying?
Never mind.Copy !req
194. Daah!Copy !req
195. What?
Look — more proof
I'm your sidekick.Copy !req
196. Are you still going
on about that?
Look — you get loads ofCopy !req
197. e-mails.
"Hey, Darwin,"hi, Darwin,"
"hello, Darwin."Copy !req
198. Yeah, but this is
your inbox.
People didn't even think I'veCopy !req
199. got my own e-mail address.
You want to see mine?Copy !req
200. Ew!Copy !req
201. What the...
Is that cockroach inside yourCopy !req
202. inbox?
See what I mean?
So, people send meCopy !req
203. your e-mails.
That doesn't make you my
sidekick.Copy !req
204. Oh, yeah?
Then what about...Copy !req
205. The school yearbook?
That's your entry...Copy !req
206. And that's mine!
It's not even me.
It's a photo of your shadow.Copy !req
207. I'm your shadow!
And look.
"Darwin watterson.Copy !req
208. Age — 2 years younger than
gumball.
Class — the same as gumball.Copy !req
209. Most likely to be... Standing
next to gumball."
Even my nickname is "gumball'sCopy !req
210. sidekick"!
I'm sure mine's
probably "Darwin's sidekick."Copy !req
211. Uh, no, dude.
It's "Darwin's boss"!
Chill out!Copy !req
212. It's just a yearbook!
No one actually thinks that.
Then how do you...Copy !req
213. Explain this?
Hey, you!
Look me in the eye and tell meCopy !req
214. you don't think I'm gumball's
sidekick!Copy !req
215. My rubik's cube, you can talk!
I always thought you were
gumball's orange bag.Copy !req
216. Oh, that reminds
me — can I have my math book?
Oh, sure.Copy !req
217. But you see what I mean, though?
It's like I don't even existCopy !req
218. without you.
Darwin, you do
exist, and I understand how youCopy !req
219. feel.
So we're gonna get that game
back as equals!Copy !req
220. Now, follow me and do everything
I tell you!
Okay, great!Copy !req
221. Oh, man!
Perfect.Copy !req
222. Tobias left his window open.
We just have to sneak in and get
our game.Copy !req
223. Now bend down.
See?
This is exactly what I'm talkingCopy !req
224. about.
If I'm not your sidekick, then
why do you always use me forCopy !req
225. stupid things like this?
If you owned a ladder, you
wouldn't need me here at all!Copy !req
226. Shh!
At least a ladder would know how
to shut up when it's helping meCopy !req
227. sneak into someone's house.
Aah!Copy !req
228. That's for demotingCopy !req
229. me from a sidekick to a foot
stool.
Okay, okay.Copy !req
230. Point taken.
Now get me out of here.
I'm sorry, but ICopy !req
231. don't take orders anymore.
Fine!
You're not a sidekick!Copy !req
232. You're an assistant — I-I mean,
a deputy!
You're my vice gumball!Copy !req
233. Dude, you there?
You're not speaking to me to
make me think you left, right?Copy !req
234. And if you did, it's just to get
some rope.Copy !req
235. You're getting rope?
I'm sure he's just going to get
some rope.Copy !req
236. So...
Last night, huh?Copy !req
237. Things got a little
Well, you were there.Copy !req
238. Next.
But, seriously, it's
good that we're all back toCopy !req
239. normal now — same, you know,
dynamic.Copy !req
240. Right?
Next.
I meant what I said.Copy !req
241. What are you having?
Can I get some tater
tots and fish?Copy !req
242. Oh, but put the fish on the
side.Copy !req
243. I meant on top!
Put the fish on top!
Dude, why are you so angry withCopy !req
244. me?
Because it's your
fault.Copy !req
245. You made me like this.
What — a fish?
No — a sidekick.Copy !req
246. Is this some kind of...
Joke to you?
Of course not.Copy !req
247. But do you ever think you
brought this on yourself?
This conversation isCopy !req
248. getting us nowhere.
Yeah. You're right.
So, let me demonstrate whyCopy !req
249. people think you're a sidekick.
"Hey, I'm Darwin!
Oh, your shoes are dirty!Copy !req
250. Looks like you could do with a
doormat!"
"Hello, gumball!Copy !req
251. Would you mind holding my hand
for my entire life?
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
252. Where are we gonna go?
What are we gonna have for lunch
today?Copy !req
253. Because I find even the simplest
decisions baffling."Copy !req
254. "Look at the beautiful pigeon
pecking the mold off that old
chicken leg.Copy !req
255. Isn't the circle of life
beautiful?"
See my point?Copy !req
256. Ha. Well, at least
I'm not like this.
"Duh!Copy !req
257. Hey, I'm gumball.
Duh!
I'm too busy to look where I'mCopy !req
258. going 'cause I'm in love with
penny or something.
Duh! Hey, sussie.Copy !req
259. By conveniently ignoring my own
character flaws, I'm happy to
point out that you eat with theCopy !req
260. grace of a one-tooth camel."
"Hey, rocky!Copy !req
261. Let me help you with lasagna!
Zuh! Zeh! Zuh!
Ha ha!"Copy !req
262. "What the what?
I should apologize, but I won'tCopy !req
263. because I always assume I'm in
the right.
Duh!"Copy !req
264. You see my
point?
It would be hard notCopy !req
265. to.
Okay. You're the boss now.Copy !req
266. You get that game back from
Tobias.
Finally!Copy !req
267. I've been waiting for this for
so long!
So, what should I do?Copy !req
268. I don't know.
I'd so something dumb and petty,
like take something he likes andCopy !req
269. not give that back.
Hmm.
You stole his mom?Copy !req
270. What? You said to
take something he likes.
Some thing, notCopy !req
271. some one!
Have you gone totally nuts?
Uh, did I go too far?Copy !req
272. Oh, I don't know.
Why don't you ask our new
houseguest?Copy !req
273. Do you think he's gone too far?
Oh, wait, she can'tCopy !req
274. answer — because you tied her
up, you psycho!
Look, it's not thatCopy !req
275. bad.
Tobias will know where she is as
soon as he gets home and readsCopy !req
276. the note I left.
Okay, you know what?
I'm out.Copy !req
277. Uh, thing is, I kind
of signed the note from both of
us, with you being my sidekickCopy !req
278. and all...
Ah —Copy !req
279. We're taking this poor womanCopy !req
280. back home before anyone notices
she's missing.
Hey!Copy !req
281. I'm the one in charge!
We do what I say, and I say we
do what you just said!Copy !req
282. I can't
believe this.
You realize that this is aCopy !req
283. living, breathing mom you stole?
Poor thing.
We should take the back roadsCopy !req
284. so we're not seen by anyone.
Wait. Since when does
the sidekick give the orders?Copy !req
285. Since the leader
turned into a mom-napper!
Oh, so I make oneCopy !req
286. little mistake during my first
day on the job, and you decide
I'm a criminal.Copy !req
287. I didn't decide
that!
Society did!Copy !req
288. Now I'm making an executive
decision and taking charge!
You don't have theCopy !req
289. authority!
That's it!Copy !req
290. I am taking your leader badge
away!Copy !req
291. You never gave me a
badge.
It's an invisibleCopy !req
292. badge!
[ Imitates sword
unsheathing ]Copy !req
293. You better give that back!
What's that?
It's my invisibleCopy !req
294. sword!
don't think I won't invisibly
use it!Copy !req
295. Well, try getting
past my invisible bazooka!Copy !req
296. Well, I'm coming for
you in my invisible tank!
Invisible army,Copy !req
297. fire!
don't make me use my
invisible nuke!Copy !req
298. No!
You'll wipe us both out!
Okay, okay. Truce.Copy !req
299. Let's just work together.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
300. Oh, man!
She's gonna get creamed, and
it's all my fault!Copy !req
301. I never should have done this!
You're just
realizing that now?Copy !req
302. Okay. That didn't work.
Let's take the shortcut through
main street.Copy !req
303. But there's hundreds
of people.
We'd have to be invisible.Copy !req
304. I've got an idea.
People, please give generously
to the cause of this poor woman!Copy !req
305. Huh.
Open your wallets as
wide as your hearts!Copy !req
306. It's for a good cause!
I'm so conflicted.
I'm glad this is working, butCopy !req
307. I'm really disappointed in
mankind right now.
Oh, oh! Hold on!Copy !req
308. I've got some change for you!
Just ignore him and
walk faster!Copy !req
309. Come on, people!
don't be greedy!
Give to the needy!Copy !req
310. Stop! Here, here!
I've got money!
Wait! Please! Take it!Copy !req
311. This man's giving out
free money!
Oh!Copy !req
312. Aaah!
Well, that was easierCopy !req
313. than expected.
Okay. So, Tobias' house is just
around the corner, right pastCopy !req
314. that...
Police car.Copy !req
315. Ah! Thought you could hide
right under my nose, did ya?
Surrender yourself!Copy !req
316. What do we do?
What do we do?
There's no way out.Copy !req
317. We're going to prison, buddy.
Come out!
You're under arrest!Copy !req
318. Come out, little peanut!
The long arm of the law isCopy !req
319. coming for you!
You have the right to remainCopy !req
320. silent... And delicious.Copy !req
321. This mom-napping thing was, by
far, the worst leader move I've
ever heard of.Copy !req
322. Oh, come on!
That's exactly the kind of idea
you'd usually come up with.Copy !req
323. Yeah, but if it was
my plan, I would have had you to
stop me doing it.Copy !req
324. What do you mean?
I mean, you're not a
sidekick, dude.Copy !req
325. You're a guardian.
I need you, man.
I-I never thought ofCopy !req
326. it like that.
Can we go back to the
way it was before?Copy !req
327. Sure, we
can — just as soon as we return
the mother you stole.Copy !req
328. Yes!
The note's still here!Copy !req
329. Oh, hey, guys!
Did you come for the game?
Sorry. My mom cleaned my room.Copy !req
330. Only she knows where it is, and
I can't find her anywhere.Copy !req
331. You know what?
Just keep it.Copy !req