1. What is wrong with you this
time?
This movie is soCopy !req
2. sucky, my body refuses to rent
it.
Then don't rent it and getCopy !req
3. out of here.
I can't!
I promised my sister!Copy !req
4. Give me that.Copy !req
5. Oh!
You're right.Copy !req
6. This film is so bad that every
atom in my body refuses to pay
to see it.Copy !req
7. Come on.
It can't be that bad.Copy !req
8. "A pony's tail"!
Wow. Okay, I'm gonna rent this
for you, or we're gonna be hereCopy !req
9. all day.
Maybe if I hide it between my
good films, my mind will beCopy !req
10. tricked.
Carrie! Carrie! Carrie!Copy !req
11. Not working!
Come on, Carrie!Copy !req
12. You know, there are easier ways
to hurt your eyes.Copy !req
13. You could pour salt in them
while you stare at the sun, for
example.Copy !req
14. I'm sorry, Carrie.
It's just I promised anais we'd
do something she wanted today.Copy !req
15. We didn't realize how
unbearable it would be, and we
haven't even watched it yet.Copy !req
16. Come on!
We're already late!Copy !req
17. Oh, man.
We're gonna get the face when we
get home.Copy !req
18. What? This one?
No, that's silent
fury.Copy !req
19. What we're gonna get is, "I know
you let me down."
Oh.Copy !req
20. That's it.
But don't forget the slow head
shake.Copy !req
21. I can handle that as
long as we don't get the "you
mean nothing to me" back turn.Copy !req
22. don't worry.
As long as nothing gets in ourCopy !req
23. way, we'll be fine.Copy !req
24. What?
Uh, don't you think
you should help that guy?Copy !req
25. You clearly took the cover off.
So?
You guys are way closer.Copy !req
26. That means it's your problem.
Can I get a little help here?
Listen, man, we'dCopy !req
27. love to help, but we're kind of
in a hurry.
Well, I'm kind of in aCopy !req
28. manhole.
Which you wouldn't be
stuck in if you weren't quiteCopy !req
29. so —
what? Fat?
No. What I meantCopy !req
30. was —
voluptuous? Flesh-ripped?
Horizontally tall?Copy !req
31. Distracted!
I was going to say distracted!
I think you're a beautiful man.Copy !req
32. Still, what kind of
bozo runs around, not looking
where he's going, blindlyCopy !req
33. texting on his phone?
I wasn't texting!
I was updating my status soCopy !req
34. everyone knows I'm jogging.
Why?
To get those littleCopy !req
35. thumbs-up.
All right.
Let's get you out of here, youCopy !req
36. attention hog.Copy !req
37. H-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ey!
You're doing the face, aren'tCopy !req
38. you?
Why are you late?Copy !req
39. Well, funny story.
We're helping a guy out of a
manhole, and we —Copy !req
40. No need to lie.
It's obvious you guys don't want
to watch the movie with me.Copy !req
41. Oh, no, that's not
true.
I can't wait to watchCopy !req
42. Some Princess trying to tame a
stupid pony just to impress some
foppish prince from Luxembourg!Copy !req
43. Sorry.
I didn't mean to say that.
It's just my brain refuses toCopy !req
44. let me lie about this film.
Just hurry up, okay?Copy !req
45. Uh, are you sure this is a
good ide— aah!Copy !req
46. There.
Whose problem is it now?
Dude!Copy !req
47. We need to get home!
She's already hit a force five
on the guilt-trip scale!Copy !req
48. Gumball! Darwin!
What's up, guys?
H-e-e-e-e-e-ey...Copy !req
49. Rich?
Did you just call me "rich"
like it was a question?Copy !req
50. Ha! Did I say
"rich"?
I'm — I'm sorry, dude.Copy !req
51. I meant, uh... Your name.
Which is?Copy !req
52. Which is?Copy !req
53. Rob! My name is rob!
Rob!
Of course, man! I'm sorry!Copy !req
54. Hey, listen, we're in a massive
hurry, but we should totally
hang out soon.Copy !req
55. I'll — I'll call you, bro.
You don't have my number.
You don't remember me at all, doCopy !req
56. you?
And this — this is just some
hollow promise!Copy !req
57. Dude, it's not that.
We've just been distracted
because, uh theCopy !req
58. funniest thing happened.
See that hole?
Aah!Copy !req
59. Darwin!
I can't believe you just did
that!Copy !req
60. Did what?
Uh...
I don't remember.Copy !req
61. Dad, am I boring?
Of course not, sweetie
pie.Copy !req
62. Then why don't gumball
and Darwin want to hang out with
me?Copy !req
63. Uh... Uh...
Think, Richard,
think.Copy !req
64. Your little girl is very
insecure.
This is a real parentingCopy !req
65. situation.
What you say now could affect
her for the rest of her life.Copy !req
66. So say the right thing.
Say the right thing.
The right thing!Copy !req
67. What?
Speak to your mother!Copy !req
68. I —
I got to stop, man.
I can't keep running like this.Copy !req
69. Come on.
You can do it.
It's all in the mind.Copy !req
70. You don't
understand.
My legs have given up.Copy !req
71. I even have a cramp in my bones.
Your legs haven't
given up.Copy !req
72. You have!
You think?
You should try walking in myCopy !req
73. shoes for once.
Is that a challenge?Copy !req
74. Whoa, dude!
Have you seen the top of your
head?Copy !req
75. You've got a birthmark in the
shape of my face.
Oh, no, wait.Copy !req
76. Your head is just very oily.
Oh, yeah?
Well, your legs aren't legs.Copy !req
77. They're just overgrown toes.
Give mine back!Copy !req
78. This is so much better.
Shh!Copy !req
79. Sussie's birthday
party.Copy !req
80. Oh! You came!
How did you know we
were there?Copy !req
81. I didn't.
I was just practicing my guest
welcome.Copy !req
82. But since you're here...
Oh! You came!Copy !req
83. Wow!
What a great party.
Yeah, it was really good, but weCopy !req
84. got to go now.
It's, uh — it's getting dark
and all.Copy !req
85. Oh, come on.
You're not gonna leave now.
I've never seen sussie so happy.Copy !req
86. I'm sorry, but we
need to get home to my little
sister.Copy !req
87. Besides, no offense, sir, but if
this party was a person...
It would be sussie.Copy !req
88. Okay, let's cut to the chase.
I'll give you $1,000 if you
stay.Copy !req
89. You have to understand that,
anais.Copy !req
90. This is $1,000 we're talking
about!
We're millionaires!Copy !req
91. Oh, I'm sorry, sir,
but I think you've just dropped
$1,000!Copy !req
92. So, is it okay if we
hang out on another day?
Sure. No problem.Copy !req
93. Are you doing the sad
face with the big, wet eyes?
No.Copy !req
94. Right.
Let me speak to gumball.
[ Grunting,Copy !req
95. sobbing ]
If you're in such a hurry,
then why have we been doing thisCopy !req
96. for an hour?
Because
it's the hardest thing I've everCopy !req
97. had to do.
I thought it
was overpriced at $4, let aloneCopy !req
98. $1,004!
For that much money, I could
have bought an actual pony andCopy !req
99. acted the movie out myself!Copy !req
100. I'm sorry.Copy !req
101. Oh!
Oh, look, we've done it again.Copy !req
102. Normally by now, one of us
would have decided which way
to —Copy !req
103. Sorry!Copy !req
104. "Night-mare on elmore street"!
So, where's our DVD?Copy !req
105. Oh, Loretta, if only he knew
me the way you do.Copy !req
106. Carrie!Copy !req
107. I think her horror-movie brain
got traumatized by an overloadCopy !req
108. of pony cuteness.
I thought I was a hardcore
horror-movie fan, but I wasCopy !req
109. living a lie!
Tell me, is it wrong for a
punk-rock chick who lives in aCopy !req
110. haunted malevolent mansion to be
touched by the magical
friendship of a pony?Copy !req
111. Hmm...
No.
But could you tell your pet toCopy !req
112. stop rubbing itself on my leg?
'Cause that's kind of wrong.Copy !req
113. That's not a pet.
That's my grandma.
What?Copy !req
114. Well, what's she
eat?
Not much, really.Copy !req
115. She bites her nails sometimes.
We're not here to
discuss Carrie's freak show of aCopy !req
116. family!
Where is the DVD?
Uh, it's in the DVD player.Copy !req
117. Oh, really?
The way things have gone today,
I didn't think it'd be as easyCopy !req
118. as just pushing a button to —Copy !req
119. Yeah. That makes more sense.
If I saw a clown doing this, I'dCopy !req
120. think it was implausible.
No! What have you done?Copy !req
121. We'll never find it!
It'll be like looking for a
piece of hay in a needle stack!Copy !req
122. It's gonna take hours!
Here it is.
What do you know?Copy !req
123. Let's put it in the box.
Here.Copy !req
124. How could you miss?
That was a perfectly good throw!
How could you beCopy !req
125. screaming at me?
You're the one who threw it at
me for no reason!Copy !req
126. I know!
I just thought that if I
screamed first, you'd be lessCopy !req
127. likely to scream at me!
Oh, come on!
We're going right!Copy !req
128. Okay. I'm going left.
I meant the other left.Copy !req
129. Uh, I'm sorry, but I should be
in the recycling bin.Copy !req
130. Watch out!
Aah!Copy !req
131. No!
Yeah!Copy !req
132. Thanks, rich!
Oh, uh, I meant
Ralph.Copy !req
133. There it is!
Uh...Copy !req
134. Ooh!Copy !req
135. Did you just poke my butt?
Uh... No.
Get away from me!Copy !req
136. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
137. Oh, man!
Oh, please!
Aaah!Copy !req
138. Are you gonna get this off me,
or what?
Eh, I don't know.Copy !req
139. You're way closer.Copy !req
140. Come on.
Let's see it.
What?Copy !req
141. Oh, you know what
we're talking about.Copy !req
142. That's it!
That's the happy face.Copy !req
143. Come on.
Let's watch that pony movie and
be done with it.Copy !req
144. They say all good things
come in small packages.Copy !req
145. But there's nothing small about
a pony.
- >> I think I hate this film.Copy !req
146. Oh! Thank gosh.Copy !req
147. What happened to you?
You look like a Florida grandma.
This, my ignorant friend, isCopy !req
148. a suntan.
My dad just took me skiing.
You probably never heard of it.Copy !req
149. It's what rich people do.
My dad is rich — vitamin b6
and potassium.Copy !req
150. He's also a good source of
fiber.
Well, my dad can beat rock.Copy !req
151. Well, that's nothin'.
My dad's so big that three
mountain climbers got lost inCopy !req
152. his belly button.
What's your dad good at?
Hm...Copy !req
153. What's our dad good at?
He's good at being nice.
No. More like a skill.Copy !req
154. Is sweating without
moving a skill?Copy !req
155. How about...
Putting on weight?
He's awesome at that.Copy !req
156. He must be good at
something.Copy !req
157. I guess he's only
good at being embarrassing.Copy !req
158. Yeah, uh... Like that time at the
mall.Copy !req
159. Oh, don't worry, honey.
It's very unlikely anyone like
that would have children.Copy !req
160. Yeah.
Or the time he came to school toCopy !req
161. And you'd expect
someone who eats that much to be
better at cooking.Copy !req
162. Yeah, I
chipped a tooth on one of his
cupcakes.Copy !req
163. Hah!
What's he doing, using cement
instead of flour?Copy !req
164. Hey, ma.
What's for dinner?Copy !req
165. Chicken and fries.
Hm...
Does this look a littleCopy !req
166. underdone to you?
I think there's
something wrong with my fries,Copy !req
167. too.
Can we just skip to
dessert?Copy !req
168. Aah!
What is wrong with
you?Copy !req
169. You know very well
what's wrong!Copy !req
170. What's going on?
Why is dinner raw?
You know very well whyCopy !req
171. dinner is raw!
I'm just gonna try
something.Copy !req
172. We're both very sorry for what
we've done.Copy !req
173. So you don't know what
you've done!
No!Copy !req
174. Then how can you
apologize for something you
don't even know about?Copy !req
175. I don't know!
Look, dad overheard
what you said in the playground.Copy !req
176. Ohhh! That!
And he's been hiding in
the shed ever since.Copy !req
177. Well, at least he
can't embarrass us in there.
Incoming!Copy !req
178. Look, I'd happily
apologize to dad...Copy !req
179. If what we said wasn't the
truth!
Right. That's it.Copy !req
180. You clearly don't appreciate
your parents, so until you
apologize to your father, weCopy !req
181. won't be doing anything else for
you.
Let's see how long you last.Copy !req
182. Challenge accepted.Copy !req
183. I paid for that potato.Copy !req
184. I wasn't hungry anyway.Copy !req
185. Anais! Come on!
You've been in there forever!
Oh. I'm sorry.Copy !req
186. But as mom pays the water bill
and you two are insensitive
brats, I think you'll need toCopy !req
187. shower somewhere else.
As mom
pays the water bill, I think youCopy !req
188. should shower somewhere else.
You can say what you
like, but you're not going toCopy !req
189. annoy me!
You
can say what you like, butCopy !req
190. you're not going —
Ugh! My... Nose!Copy !req
191. Ow!
My toast!Copy !req
192. Who's the loser now?
We got soap.Copy !req
193. All we need is water.
Dude, I think I'm
starting to regret thisCopy !req
194. challenge.
Incoming!Copy !req
195. Ugh.
I think I should have closed
my mou—Copy !req
196. I can't believe we got all this
stuff for a dollar!
Thank you, clearance aisle.Copy !req
197. Well, you heard what
Larry said.
We got to eat this stuff beforeCopy !req
198. it goes past its expiration
date.
Oh, young Darwin,Copy !req
199. you're so gullible.
Food doesn't have a sell-by
date.Copy !req
200. That's just what the
corporations want you to think
so you buy more oil and believeCopy !req
201. in moon landings, like the sheep
you are.
Take this banana.Copy !req
202. According to your "sell-by
date," it should go bad today,
but as you can see, it'sCopy !req
203. absolutely fine.Copy !req
204. Dude, we need to eat this food
real quick.Copy !req
205. Aaaah!
Aah!Copy !req
206. Daaah!Copy !req
207. Aaah!Copy !req
208. Well, this is all we
have left.
Things don't go off in cans,Copy !req
209. right?
What do you think is
in it?Copy !req
210. Please...
Let it be peaches in syrup.
I hope it's hot dogs.Copy !req
211. As long as it's
edible, I don't care.Copy !req
212. Aaah!
Get it!
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
213. Aah!Copy !req
214. So, you ready to apologize now?
Nope.
Uh, boys?Copy !req
215. I'm gonna have to ask you to
get off the bus.
Why?Copy !req
216. 'Cause the suspension can't
take it anymore.Copy !req
217. Okay, I guess I'm
ready now.Copy !req
218. Ugh.
I can't believe we're
apologizing.Copy !req
219. I don't care.
I'm not eating canned rats
again.Copy !req
220. I'm sorry.
I know I said I would...Copy !req
221. I understand everything now.
No, I don't.Copy !req
222. Yes, I do!
No, I don't.
What'd he say, again?Copy !req
223. hero! That's it!
I need to make him feel like a
hero again!Copy !req
224. Okay, so, where's
the surprise?Copy !req
225. He should be here any
minute.
"He"?Copy !req
226. I thought there was gonna be a
cake or something.
The surprise isCopy !req
227. gonna be better than a cake.
I'm giving you reconciliation
with your father.Copy !req
228. Oh, man.
I should have known it was
something lame like that.Copy !req
229. Nobody invites people to eat
cake in a junkyard.
Go on. Tell me your plan, then.Copy !req
230. It's simple.
We get picked up by that magnet
and get dropped into thatCopy !req
231. cruncher.
What?Copy !req
232. Are you insane?
And I've called dad
to come and rescue us.Copy !req
233. What?
Are you insane?
don't worry.Copy !req
234. I can stop it at any time with
this remote.
Ohh!Copy !req
235. I thought you were relying on
dad there for a minute.Copy !req
236. All right. Let's get started.Copy !req
237. Oh, great job!Copy !req
238. What are we gonna do now?
It's okay!
There's dad now!Copy !req
239. He can stop it from that control
box!
I'm coming to save you!Copy !req
240. Here we go.
We're doomed.
No, wait!Copy !req
241. Have some faith in him!
Boys! Where are you?
Up here!Copy !req
242. How am I supposed to get
up there?
Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
243. How 'bout you get us down using
that ladder right there?
Oh. Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
244. Aah!
Wow.Copy !req
245. Really thought that one through,
didn't ya?
Ohh!Copy !req
246. What is wrong with
you?
don't you know people haveCopy !req
247. feelings?
He's trying to help us!
Well, great job he'sCopy !req
248. doing so far.
You are so
insensitive!Copy !req
249. Would it really hurt you to
encourage him once in a while?
You can encourage aCopy !req
250. clam to read all you want, but
that's not going to get it into
college.Copy !req
251. People have limits, and dad
reached his own a long time ago.
don't worry, kids!Copy !req
252. I have an idea!
Aaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
253. Aah! Ooh!
Oww!Copy !req
254. I'm sorry!
Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
255. That's what I meant to do!Copy !req
256. Great job, Mr. Dad!
Thank you!
Aaaah!Copy !req
257. Yeah, great job.Copy !req
258. Do you want us to save you
before you save us?Copy !req
259. Ow!
Saving us in style,Copy !req
260. huh?
Aah!Copy !req
261. Aaah!
Dad! No!Copy !req
262. He's gone.
And I was laughing at him.
Why didn't I tell him that, inCopy !req
263. spite of everything, I was
proud, Darwin?
I was proud of him!Copy !req
264. If he were still here, I would
tell him!
If he was still here —Copy !req
265. oh. You're here.
So, what's your plan to get us
down, huh?Copy !req
266. Uh...
Typical.Copy !req
267. Aah! Ooh!Copy !req
268. Aaah!
Ugh!
You could have triedCopy !req
269. to land on the mattress.
Wait a minute.
Where's gumball?Copy !req
270. He-e-e-lp!Copy !req
271. Son! You can do it!
Aaah! Aah! Aah!
I can't do this!Copy !req
272. Gumball, you have to get
up!
I-I — I-I can't!Copy !req
273. Come on, son!
You can do it!Copy !req
274. I'm coming, dad!
don't let me down!
I won't!Copy !req
275. Jump!Copy !req
276. Please stop crying,
dad.
You'll always be my hero.Copy !req
277. It's just your digging
your claws into my nipples!Copy !req
278. Why are you crying,
buddy?
Because I love hugs!Copy !req
279. Come here!Copy !req
280. Aw.
I'm glad you guys made up.
Come on. Dinner's ready.Copy !req