1. Huh?
Hmm.Copy !req
2. Hmm.
Hmm.Copy !req
3. Hmm.Copy !req
4. Hmm.Copy !req
5. [ Bash! Bash! Bash! Bash! Bash!
Bash! ]
Mm!Copy !req
6. Ahh!
[ Wha-pang! Wha-pang! Wha-pang!
Wha-pang! ]Copy !req
7. Oww!Copy !req
8. What happened?Copy !req
9. You're very lucky,
Mr. Watterson.
It appears your skull is soCopy !req
10. thick, you were able to survive
a half a ton of tiles and a
satellite dish falling on yourCopy !req
11. head.
Is he going to be okay,
doctor?Copy !req
12. Apart from being living proof
that we're doomed as a species,
he's fine.Copy !req
13. I just need a signature from
whoever's responsible for him.
Oh, that would be me.Copy !req
14. I don't think so.
That would be his mother.Copy !req
15. Granny jojo. What a pleasure.
I wish I could say the same.
But it seems I have no otherCopy !req
16. choice but to move in and sort
out your family, which you are
clearly incapable of taking careCopy !req
17. of.
Uh, doctor?
What's the cheapest object inCopy !req
18. this room?
Probably that.Copy !req
19. That was still worth aboutCopy !req
20. $300.
So, granny jojo, whyCopy !req
21. are you staying with us?
Because someone has to look
after your safety, kid.Copy !req
22. I think they're
perfectly safe with me.
Now, look left, then right,Copy !req
23. before you cross that road,
gumball.
No — you look right, thenCopy !req
24. left.
That way, you see the nearest
car first.Copy !req
25. But while you're looking
left, something may be coming
from the other direction.Copy !req
26. Look right again, sweetie.
No, look left!
Look right.Copy !req
27. Left!
Right!
Left!Copy !req
28. Right!
Left!Copy !req
29. Now run.
It's better to cross the road as
quickly as possible.Copy !req
30. No!
You might trip and fall.
Just walk.Copy !req
31. Oh, don't worry, Billy.
It's a really good hospit—aah!
Hup!Copy !req
32. Dude, I think the
board is supposed to jump, asCopy !req
33. well.
See?
This is exactly the kind ofCopy !req
34. thing I was worried about.
How would you know?
You're not even tall enough toCopy !req
35. look out the window.
I don't need to!
I know how dangerous the worldCopy !req
36. is.
Oh, come on.
He's wearing all of theCopy !req
37. protective gear.
What's the worst that could
happen?Copy !req
38. Ohh, you stupid —Copy !req
39. Oh, my gosh, you're
right — I'm a terrible mother.Copy !req
40. Follow me.
Corner paddings.
Socket covers. Stair guard.Copy !req
41. A good mother prevents the
incident before it happens.Copy !req
42. Aah!
The worst part is that it'sCopy !req
43. working.
I —
I always thought I was a goodCopy !req
44. mother.
But you're not, are you?
Maybe it's because ofCopy !req
45. stress or som—
don't worry about it.
But they're my family!Copy !req
46. They need me!
They need me more.Copy !req
47. Excuse me, sweetie.
I forgot to ask your mom to buyCopy !req
48. some milk before she left for
work.
Do you mind running to the storeCopy !req
49. to pick some up?
Sure.
Good boy.Copy !req
50. Now, you be careful outside.
Yeah, right.
Who knows — I might get jumpedCopy !req
51. by a garden gnome.
Aah!Copy !req
52. What the what?
This lesson showed that
nobody is safe the moment theyCopy !req
53. leave their house.Copy !req
54. What are you doing, sweetie?
Just making a
sandwich.Copy !req
55. Well, let me show you how to
do it safely.Copy !req
56. A-a-and that lesson showed that
nobody is safe when there's a
knife around.Copy !req
57. So get out of here.Copy !req
58. Unh! Hold on, sweetie.
Let me get that for you.Copy !req
59. Ugh.Copy !req
60. And this lesson
shows that nobody is safe aroundCopy !req
61. windows.Copy !req
62. And this is why you don't
play with tools!
Oh.Copy !req
63. Looks like my work here is done.
Why are we... EatingCopy !req
64. like this?
Because it's the
only thing... I'm not terrifiedCopy !req
65. of doing.
I don't think it's
very good... To stop using ourCopy !req
66. brains like this.
I can feel myself getting...
Dumber-rer.Copy !req
67. You have nothing to worry
about anymore.
All you'll ever need is rightCopy !req
68. here.Copy !req
69. Hmm.Copy !req
70. What the...
What have you done to them?
They've all turned into Richard!Copy !req
71. Well, at least they're safe.
It's because of your parentingCopy !req
72. that Richard had that accident.
Wait.
It's because of your parentingCopy !req
73. that he has no common sense
whatsoever!
You protected him his entireCopy !req
74. life, never letting him think
for himself, and now he can
hardly think at all!Copy !req
75. Richard.
Richard!Copy !req
76. Richard!
Aah!
Take the kids and go buyCopy !req
77. some milk.
What do you think you're
doing?Copy !req
78. I'm trying to revive
their brains.Copy !req
79. Uh, does anyone
remember how to open a door?
Yeah.Copy !req
80. I think you're supposed to turn
that.Copy !req
81. Huh?
If you think I'm letting youCopy !req
82. send them out into danger, you
got another think coming!
Well, if you think I'mCopy !req
83. gonna let you mess with my
family any more, you've got this
chair coming!Copy !req
84. What the...
Good luck trying to stop me,Copy !req
85. Nicole — I've safe-proofed this
whole house.
Everything breakable is nowCopy !req
86. plastic.
Everything else is rubber.Copy !req
87. Apart from that, which was
paper.
A good mother prevents accidentsCopy !req
88. before they happen.
I am a good mother!Copy !req
89. Say it!
No!Copy !req
90. Say it!
No!
Say I'm a good mother!Copy !req
91. Hmm.Copy !req
92. No!
You've sent them to a highway of
eternal doom in a chariot ofCopy !req
93. pain and despair!
My babies!
My babie-e-e-e-e-s!Copy !req
94. Oh, please.
Richard is perfectly capable of
driving to the store.Copy !req
95. I'll get the car.
Dad, you need toCopy !req
96. stop the car!
I can't!
I can't remember how to drive!Copy !req
97. Hmm.
You're clearly doing something
wrong.Copy !req
98. I just don't know what!
Hmm.
Ooh! Oh! I got it!Copy !req
99. You forgot your seatbelt!Copy !req
100. Stop the car!Copy !req
101. I don't know how!
Well, start by looking the
right way!Copy !req
102. don't give them the
answers!
They need to figure it out byCopy !req
103. themselves.
Just use your common sense,
honey!Copy !req
104. It's okay to make mistakes!
Okay.
I need a little help here.Copy !req
105. How do you stop a car?
Well, it depends.
Are we moving forward, or is theCopy !req
106. world moving backwards?
Whatever it is, the
answer must be in this car!Copy !req
107. Let's push all the
buttons!Copy !req
108. Uh, what do we do
now?
I think the right thingCopy !req
109. to do is flail our arms and
scream in panic.Copy !req
110. Uh, okay.
That was a pretty good mistake.
What did you learn from that?Copy !req
111. Nicole, I have to put an end
to this right now.Copy !req
112. No!
Your family is in danger, andCopy !req
113. you —
My family is fine.Copy !req
114. They just need the right
incentive.
No! don't leave us!Copy !req
115. We've got to stop
the car!Copy !req
116. But how?
Have you tried saying
please?Copy !req
117. don't be silly.
Just do as I do.Copy !req
118. Aah!
Get out of the road!
No!Copy !req
119. You can do it, honey!
Are you crazy?
Come on, guys!Copy !req
120. I believe in you.
Remember everything you've
learned!Copy !req
121. Learned,
learned, learned, learned,
learned.Copy !req
122. Uhp, uhp, uhp!Copy !req
123. Ahh.
Remember.Copy !req
124. Remember.Copy !req
125. Ha-ha!
Remember.Copy !req
126. The brake!Copy !req
127. Nicole, I — I —
I'm sorry I ever doubted you.Copy !req
128. You are a good mother.
It's okay to makeCopy !req
129. mistakes if you learn from them,
granny jojo.Copy !req
130. Now, if you'll excuse me, I just
have to pass out as well.Copy !req
131. Brothers, we've mutated many
times over for this moment.Copy !req
132. But now we are ready.
Today, we take this body.
Tomorrow, the rest of the world!Copy !req
133. None will be safe from our
infection!Copy !req
134. Our glory will be greater than
the pox, the plague, and man flu
combined!Copy !req
135. Follow me!
To the nostril!Copy !req
136. Huh?Copy !req
137. Get off!
Why don't you go clean your ownCopy !req
138. hand, you clean freak?
Wash it now, you disgusting
biohazard!Copy !req
139. Man, for a paper
girl, she's surprisingly strong.
I think it's moreCopy !req
140. like you're surprisingly weak.
I don't want to wash
it!Copy !req
141. What is your problem?
He got a high-five
from penny 3 months ago andCopy !req
142. refused to wash it since.
don't tell me you haven't
showered in 90 days.Copy !req
143. Of course I've
showered — I'm not an art
student.Copy !req
144. I just wrap my hand in swimming
trunks to keep it dry.
Ask him how often heCopy !req
145. washes those.
You don't wash
swimming trunks — they cleanCopy !req
146. themselves when you swim.
Right?
Eww!Copy !req
147. When penny hears that, she'll be
so horrified that her antlers
will turn white.Copy !req
148. Please don't tell
her!
W-what if I just cut it off andCopy !req
149. keep it in a memory box?
Just wash it!
No!Copy !req
150. [ Quiet, high-pitched screaming,
gurgling ]
Did you hear that?Copy !req
151. What?
Kind of sounded like
a choir of gnomes going down aCopy !req
152. water slide.
What, likeCopy !req
153. Yeah, exactly.
Nah. Didn't hear it.Copy !req
154. I will find you.
And when I do, I swear on my
fallen comrades, I will infectCopy !req
155. you, and I will destroy you.
And then I will take over your
family, your friends, and ICopy !req
156. won't stop until nothing is left
alive on the surface of the
earth!Copy !req
157. Do you hear me?
Do you
hear me?Copy !req
158. You
may want to clean up the alienCopy !req
159. slime on your laser gun.
You could get sick from that.
ICopy !req
160. always carry my intergalactic
antibacterial gel in case I need
to interfere with people'sCopy !req
161. lives!
I'm right here, you know.Copy !req
162. Sorry.
Hey, I just pickedCopy !req
163. up the proton bazooka!
If you think germs are so
funny, then maybe you shouldCopy !req
164. look at this!
Oh, my gosh!
What is that?Copy !req
165. That's my mom.
This is her website.
She's a doctor.Copy !req
166. Oh.
Oh, my gosh.
What is that?Copy !req
167. That is what happens to a
finger if you don't disinfect a
cut.Copy !req
168. It looks like a
purple foot covered in Mayo.
And that only came from aCopy !req
169. paper cut.
Give me that!Copy !req
170. Aah! Can you do my back?
"Oh, no — the evil
germs are out to get us."Copy !req
171. The germs are fine, man.
They're part of life.
That's mother nature trying toCopy !req
172. make you stronger.
Oh, really?
You do know that the keyboardCopy !req
173. you just used has more germs on
it than a toilet seat?Copy !req
174. Yes! My chance for revenge!Copy !req
175. Huh?
Stay back, bacteria! He's mine!Copy !req
176. Come on, virus.
There's plenty to share.
I said get back!Copy !req
177. Aah! Right in the flagellum!
Right in the ribosome!
Dude, not the cytoplasm!Copy !req
178. It hurts me, too, you know.
Hey! I said get back!Copy !req
179. Huh?
N-o-o-o!
Nearly there.Copy !req
180. Just focusing, and...
Yep. You're right.
There's definitely no hair onCopy !req
181. your butt.
I don't think you'll ever grow a
beard, man.Copy !req
182. You do know there are more
germs on a pair of buttocks thanCopy !req
183. a toilet seat, right?
I don't care.
I'm one of those people whoCopy !req
184. never gets sick anyway.
What a liar.
No, I just tell myCopy !req
185. body not to get sick.
Oh, really?
And how do you do that?Copy !req
186. The power of the
mind over the flesh.
I can control any part of myCopy !req
187. body — watch.Copy !req
188. You believe me now?
Uh, yeah. Sure.Copy !req
189. Good, 'cause now
you're gonna have to take me to
the infirmary.Copy !req
190. Well, your heart's in your
stomach, and you'll be breathing
out of your arm for a while.Copy !req
191. But apart from that, you're
hunky-dory.
Oww!Copy !req
192. What?Copy !req
193. Where did you get your
diploma — the royal college of
ducks?Copy !req
194. 'Cause you're a certified quack!
You haven't run a blood test,
taken a temperature, or even anCopy !req
195. X-ray!
He's fine.
He just needs to walk it off.Copy !req
196. I'm talking about me!
I've been in contact with these
germ bags all day!Copy !req
197. I can feel myself getting ill.
Hmm.
Like Monday, when you thoughtCopy !req
198. the foam in your mouth was
rabies, only to discover it was
toothpaste?Copy !req
199. Or Tuesday, when you thought you
broke your leg, even though you
don't have any bones?Copy !req
200. Or yesterday, when you thought
you'd gone deaf because nobody
had spoken to you forCopy !req
201. five minutes?Copy !req
202. You know, I think
I've actually found a disease
you suffer from —Copy !req
203. attention-seeking-itis.
Dr. Darwin, is there a cure?Copy !req
204. Yes. Getting a life.
Oww!Copy !req
205. I just needed a hair sample.Copy !req
206. Let me guess — you found a
deadly virus previously unknownCopy !req
207. to science, and it's coming
after us.
Yes, exactly!Copy !req
208. Oh, no!
What shall we do, Dr. Darwin?
I recommend aCopy !req
209. high-dose treatment of sarcastic
looks.
Hmm.Copy !req
210. Could you at least look at
it?Copy !req
211. All right. Whatever.Copy !req
212. What the pucks?
Dude, she's right.Copy !req
213. There's a virus.
And he's making rude gestures at
me with his little tentacles!Copy !req
214. What does it mean
when a virus grows wings?
Let me look.Copy !req
215. [ Muffled, indistinct
speaking ]
Hold on.Copy !req
216. We need to
hide in a sterilized
environment.Copy !req
217. Which
virus do you think it is?
Let's read theCopy !req
218. symptoms.
Oh, what's the point?
We'll never know which virus itCopy !req
219. is if it's always mutating.
They're the worst.
They always find a way to getCopy !req
220. you.
Then we need to fight
fire with fire!Copy !req
221. What are you doing?
Trying to mutate!Copy !req
222. Aah!
An e-mail for freeCopy !req
223. online medication without
prescription!Copy !req
224. Virus detected.
Initiating virus protection
protoco—Copy !req
225. Hmm.
Maybe it's just rebooting.Copy !req
226. Did you see that?Copy !req
227. How about a little
help over here!Copy !req
228. Try to turn it off
and on!Copy !req
229. Aah! Darwin! Unplug it!Copy !req
230. Aah!
I told you pcs were unreliable.Copy !req
231. You thought you had escaped
me, but you thought wrong!
I am a warrior who can never beCopy !req
232. defeated!
I have mutated, and now I'm
gonna take —Copy !req
233. Let's get out of
here while he's still talking.
Huh?Copy !req
234. Get down! It's a faulty changer!
How did he get into
the stereo?Copy !req
235. He's mutated and infected the
entire electrical system.Copy !req
236. Every electrical
device in this house is coming
after us!Copy !req
237. It'll be safer to —Copy !req
238. Oh, man! Not the eyebrows!
How exactly do you feel about
that — angry, surprised, upset?Copy !req
239. I can't tell.Copy !req
240. Oh.
On my command!
3, 2, 1, go!Copy !req
241. How did you know that wouldCopy !req
242. happen?
My mix tape is all
scratched up.Copy !req
243. It always jams.
The waffle iron!Copy !req
244. Oh, my gosh! Your leg!
Is it burning?
Nah, I overreacted.Copy !req
245. It's warming up really slowly.
But what do you wantCopy !req
246. from us?
I want my vengeance!
You washed away my army, andCopy !req
247. now you shall pay!
- >> Gumball: Told you I shouldn't
have washed my hands.Copy !req
248. Well, you're not gonna destroy
us with pastries!
The pastriesCopy !req
249. were just a decoy, my friend.Copy !req
250. Shh.Copy !req
251. What's that sound?
Aah!Copy !req
252. Teri? Are you okay?
She's not answering.
I think it's for theCopy !req
253. best, 'cause if she tried to
talk, she'd sound likeCopy !req
254. I'm so sorry, Teri.
I shouldn't have made fun ofCopy !req
255. you.
At least she doesn't
need to worry about germsCopy !req
256. anymore.
Watch out!Copy !req
257. No! Behind you!Copy !req
258. Oh, that was close.
We should be safe out here.Copy !req
259. There's no electrical stuff.Copy !req
260. System online.Copy !req
261. Aw, man!
He's mutated again!Copy !req
262. I've got an idea!Copy !req
263. I thought he'd at least slow
down at the stop sign.Copy !req
264. Hey, virus!
Where's the honor in this?
Five cars against three kids?Copy !req
265. I thought you were a warrior,
not a coward!
Who are you calling a coward?Copy !req
266. I don't need an army to take
you down!
- >> Gumball: Then come out andCopy !req
267. fight me like a man!
You're on!Copy !req
268. I hope your body is ready,
because I'm gonna turn it into a
cesspit pit of pain.Copy !req
269. Not just regular pain.
It will be a seven-course
banquet of pain!Copy !req
270. There will be a starter of
suffering, a fish course of
torment, an excruciatingCopy !req
271. dessert, and just when you think
you're full, you'll be served a
coffee and biscotti of misery!Copy !req