The Amazing World of Gumball 2x1

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1. Everything has to be perfect!

2. I can't believe what I'm seeing!

3. It's still blocked! I'm trying! Everything has to be

4. perfect! I know! I know!

5. Now paint the house! Darwin!

6. Where are the cookies? They're not cooked yet!

7. Well, cook them faster!

8. Dad! You've got cookie dough all over yourself!

9. Go take a shower! Again?

10. Why is the garbage still here? Do I have to do everything

11. myself? The car's coming!

12. Get out!

13. Aah! And why are there tires in the bath?

14. You told me to wash every part of the car. Aah!

15. Come on! Come on! Come on!

16. Look, penny, I know you like this kid, but are you sure there

17. isn't a better partner for your medieval assignment? I don't like this part of town.

18. Dad, we've been through this, and you said you would trust my judgment.

19. I know. I'm sorry, sweetie. I'm sure gumball and his family

20. are lovely people.

21. Gumball, she's here! Hi! Who-o-o-o-o-a!

22. Hi!

23. Oh! Hi! Hello!

24. Hello! Welcome to the wattersons'

25. house! Wait, penny! No!

26. Wait, penny! Penny, come back!

27. It's a no. Penny, n-o-o-o-o-o-o!

28. Tobias, you're taking this medieval assignment way too

29. seriously. Are they your mama's stilettos? This, you rustic troglodyte,

30. will allow me to attract fair penny to be my study partner.

31. Good morrow, fair maid. Nice tights. Why, thank you.

32. I think that was irony. No, it wasn't. Yes, it was.

33. Hey, gumball. I just wanted to say sorry about last night.

34. Last night? What happened? Oh. Oh, yeah.

35. You were gonna come around to work on our medieval assignment, but you didn't.

36. I'm — I didn't even notice. I was so busy.

37. Really? Uh, but my dad said you were calling our house till like 4:00

38. in the morning. That could have been anyone.

39. No one picked up the phone, so there was no way you could know it was me.

40. Listen. I can't really talk right now. Why?

41. Are you trying to throw away your thumb or something? No, it's my dad.

42. He doesn't really want us hanging out together. He wants me to find a different

43. partner for this medieval project. He's not really...

44. Huh? See you later.

45. Oh, hi, Mr. Fitzgerald.

46. I think we got off on the wrong foot yesterday. If you only got to — ow!

47. Oh, wow. These things just pop right off, don't they?

48. Try this a bit. Maybe just a little...

49. Oh! Well, at least we know it works.

50. Watterson, stay away from my car. And stay away from my daughter.

51. Can I say something here? No!

52. But — oh! Ohh. don't worry.

53. You'll pass that medieval assignment. You know the whole book by

54. heart. But I — I learned it all for her.

55. Well, that was a waste of time. Her dad hates you.

56. Oh, come on. I'm not that bad.

57. Then — then I shall prove myself to him!

58. So the simple knave intends to take the hand of fair penny. Well, they haven't counted

59. upon... Sir Tobias of elmore...

60. Who's watched all the movies made in medieval times. You may have the lady's eyes

61. right now, but mark my words, beef-witted peasant, before the day is out, the damsel will be

62. mine. Oh.

63. Hey, guys, you weren't listening! I was explaining everything!

64. Guys!

65. Hi, Mr. Fitzgerald. I made you a mix tape and a cake.

66. See? I'm not that bad.

67. Oh! Mr. Fitzgerald.

68. What a surprise. We must jog the same route. Yeah, you look really sweaty.

69. Here, let me help you. What the — what are you — ooh!

70. Just get away from me! Mr. Fitzgerald! I just wanted to say...

71. Ohh! I'm not that bad!

72. So, there were two muffins in this oven. The first muffin says, "good

73. grief, it's hot in here." And the second muffin says, "good grief, a talking muffin!"

74. That reminds me of one time when

75. me and Mr. Fitzgerald were, um, were... Uh...

76. We were, uh... We never hang out.

77. Hmm? "Watterson and Fitzgerald co-friendship unlimited"?

78. What the — aah!

79. Hmm.

80. You are not good enough for my daughter, and I don't want you around her.

81. I am sir Tobias of elmore,

82. and I'm here to claim your daughter's hand. Aah!

83. Please, sir. Releaseth my foot. Let not this door stand in the

84. way of true love. Just at least open it a little bit so I can get my foot out.

85. Okay. I-I'll squeeze it out myself.

86. It's really hard because my toes are swollen now!

87. Aah! Ohh. Ohh.

88. Ooh. Hey, penny, what is it with you and boys these days?

89. Penny? Penny?

90. Penny! I thought your dad didn't want

91. you to come over! Exactly. That's why I asked my mom.

92. Cool! D-do you still want to study? Because I know that medieval

93. stuff off by — have at you, you cantankerous oaf!

94. Tobias? I demand satisfaction. For what?

95. For stealing the hand of my promised. What the heck do you

96. want, dude? I demand... A duel.

97. I don't want to duel. Leave us alone. I'm not doing this.

98. If I do this, you're gonna leave us alone, right?

99. Only if you win! If you lose, lady penny is mine! No, I'm not.

100. Yeah, did you consider penny's feelings in any of this?

101. In time, she will learn to love me. No, I won't.

102. Let the joust commence!

103. A worthy foe! But how are you at hand-to-hand

104. combat? En garde! You're a complete

105. nutcase, man! I don't want to fight you anymore!

106. Then victory is mine! And I shall take the hand of my lady.

107. Never! Aah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, sorry.

108. Oh, are you okay? Hmm. Aah! Hey!

109. Aah!

110. Dance for me, Jester! Dance!

111. Faster, Jester! Faster! Aah!

112. Thanks, penny! Aah!

113. Tobias, stop it! I'll stop in exchange for a kiss!

114. No! Aah! Sorry!

115. It's okay. Aah! Wait, wait, wait,

116. wait, wait, wait! Okay, go.

117. That's better. Penny! Penny!

118. What? Can you throw me my sword?

119. You mean your broom? Yes. Come on.

120. Can we just do the assignment now, please? Yeah, just give me a

121. second. I think he's getting tired.

122. She better not be around here. I hate this lousy neighborhood. Penny!

123. Get back! You're gonna get hurt! I wouldn't have to help if

124. you weren't losing. I'm not losing. I'm just catching my breath.

125. Step aside, woman! Whoa! Aah!

126. That little punk again.

127. Penny!

128. N-o-o-o-o-o-o!

129. Okay, you win. Bye. Dad! Are you kids okay?

130. We're fine. Ah, thank you so much, gumball.

131. You — you saved my little girl's life.

132. I can't believe I took you and your family for such a bunch — What is going on here?

133. Nicole, get out here! This clown nearly ran over our kid!

134. What? I-it's not what it looks like.

135. I don't want you near my family... Please.

136. Ever again. Here. Let me just pay you.

137. I don't want your money! You come around here...

138. So, Darwin, what do you think? Duck face or ab shot?

139. But we don't have any abs. Which is why they

140. invented shotophop. And upload.

141. So what's next? Check our friend requests.

142. What the what? Rejected?

143. What was all that "what" about? We got rejected by

144. Hector — the guy whose only online friend is his mom. What the what?

145. I think he owes us an explanation.

146. Hector! Hector! Hector!

147. Hector! Hector! Hector! Hector! What do you want?

148. Uh, who are you? I'm Hector's mom. What?

149. Nothing. It's just Hector's so... And you're so...

150. And you're — you're a bit... Actually, you're more like...

151. Anyway, is Hector in? Mom, who is it?

152. Uh, nothing to worry about, honey!

153. In the absence of a door I can slam, I'm gonna do this.

154. Can we at least talk to him? Door.

155. But we just want to be his friend on elmore plus. My baby doesn't need friends

156. like you! Ah, spoke through the door.

157. Get off my property! Come on, Hector!

158. At least talk to us! Just accept our friend request.

159. It's just if we have more friends online...

160. it makes us feel better about not having any in real life.

161. Oh, forget it! You're boring, anyway. What?

162. Boring? Darwin, do you think I'm boring? I wouldn't say

163. "boring." You're just much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much,

164. less interesting than anyone else I know. Eh.

165. But I do loads of cool stuff. Like what? Well, this is my bedroom.

166. Are you sure your mom's not here? It's not that I find her witch

167. face creepy or anything, it's just that I really don't want her to jump out on me.

168. What's that? That's my hamster, Barney.

169. Dude. I think that Barney's... Hibernating.

170. At least that's what my mom says. Yeah. Hibernating.

171. Dude! He's got comics! Ohh!

172. You've got issue 1 of "captain punch"? That's a collector's item!

173. I take back everything I said. You're so not bori-I-ng!

174. This comic's so extreme my mom won't even let my dad read it!

175. No matter how much it rains, this city always smells lovely.

176. What's this? Looks like three ski enthusiasts

177. have just withdrawn their hard-earned wages from the bank. Better get down there...

178. Safely. Not so fast, gentlemen! What a pleasant surprise.

179. It's captain punch. Hey! Hey!

180. Hey! Take this!

181. Nice bunch of flowers! Hey! Is there something on my shoe?

182. Just some bubble gum. Let me wash it off for you. I'm gonna take you guys down

183. to a nice restaurant for a Swiss fondue. My treat!

184. Dude, who drew all over your comic? That's how it was when my mom

185. gave it to me. It's pretty cool, huh? I... Think we're

186. gonna go home now. No, no. Wait. Uh, let me tell you some jokes.

187. Me and my mom do that all the time.

188. Fine. Why did the chicken cross the road?

189. For a perfectly legitimate reason.

190. Dude, that's not a joke. That's a sentence.

191. Bed time.

192. Hmm. Hector's diary. "I must not laugh.

193. I must not get over-excited. I must not shout. I must not sneeze."

194. This looks like a how-to guide to ruining your life. Who makes him write

195. all this stuff? I think I have an idea.

196. Who? I think he means me.

197. Aah! I knew she'd creep up on me! What are you doing in my

198. son's bedroom? What are you doing taking the fun out of his life?

199. I think you're being a little presumptuous telling me how to raise my son!

200. Well, you know what else is presumptuous? Your face!

201. You don't know what presumptuous means, do you?

202. Yeah. Just get out. Okay.

203. Bet you she is a witch. I think you've been

204. insulting enough for today. Do you think Hector

205. knows what his mom is doing to him? I don't really think

206. it's any of our business. None of our business?

207. She's the reason we've got no friends on elmore plus! No, that's it.

208. I'm going to speak to him. Hector, I've been thinking.

209. It's not your fault you're boring.

210. Uh, you got a bit of Turkey sandwich just there. Huh?

211. Look, it's your mom's fault you're boring.

212. She's too strict, man. You go tell her to

213. give you some real comics, some real movies, and a real live hamst—

214. Well, she does those things because that's what's best for

215. me. Best for you? Best for you?

216. Is it best you don't laugh? Is it best you don't cry? Is it best you don't sneeze?

217. Is there a heart in that chest of yours, Hector? 'Cause if there is, let it beat,

218. man! Let it beat! That's his toe.

219. I know. So, are you going to stand up to her or not?

220. Yes... I..Am! [ Pound! Pound! Pound! Pound! Pound! Pound! Pound! Pound!

221. Pound! ] Good! No, you listen — everyone

222. thinks I'm boring, and I'm fed up with it! I'll show them I'm not!

223. Calm down, honey! Try your breathing technique!

224. That's boring, too! What have you done to my son?

225. Improved his life. What's the one thing you know about giants?

226. That they're big? Yes, and so are their emotions.

227. I wasn't making his life boring. I was making his life calm. You have to keep giants calm!

228. Why? Because if you don't, then that happens!

229. Is this boring? Or is this? You think this is boring?

230. Call me boring now! Is this boring? Close the window, Margaret.

231. Freeze! Police! Well, um... I think I'll, uh...

232. Call it a day. I'm not bori-I-I-I-I-I-ng! What did he say?

233. Gumball, what do we do? We have to stop him.

234. I got it! We'll just fly after him using one of your witch brooms.

235. Ohh! That's a normal broomstick. I'm a cleaning lady.

236. Oh. The witchy ones are over there.

237. I knew it. I'm not boring! How you doing?

238. Pretty good. Aah! What the — ohh!

239. Ohh! Do we really have to be this high?

240. Yes! We need to be close to his head so he'll hear the music box and

241. fall asleep. I'm not boring! I'm not boring!

242. For the record, before we go on, I'd like to

243. apologize. Nah, don't sweat it, kid. Now I'll try to calm him down.

244. You take the music box. Here! Ah, just go get it.

245. We'll lead him somewhere safer. Okay, how do you stop this thing?

246. Ha ha ha!

247. Oh! Hey, gumball.

248. Darwin, get me to that ear! Hey, gumball, we're

249. too heavy. You're going to have to jump! Jump?

250. But — can't you just get a little bit higher? Why?

251. Just get on with it. Fine!

252. Follow me, sweetie! Wait for me, mom.

253. What's with the smug face? Nothing, but I think

254. there might be a lesson in all this. You know, next time you want to

255. judge other people's life choices, maybe you should take a long, hard look at your own.

256. Well, maybe you should take a long, hard look at that duck.

257. Duck? Get out of my way!

258. Aah! Hurry up, kid. I'll try and lead him to the

259. stadium!

260. Mom. Wait for me, mom! Wait!

261. Dagnabit! Whistle it!

262. What? Whistle the tune in his ear! Okay.

263. [ Whistling continues ]

264. Hector, uh, I'm sorry for calling you boring. I'm not sure all this

265. excitement suits me, or anyone else. I think I'll just go back to

266. being boring. You're not boring, dude.

267. You're nuts.

268. You okay, kid? Yeah, we're good. Great.

269. I'll take care of him from here.

270. We got a friend request!

271. Who is it? Oh, man, it's from Hector.

272. What shall we do? If we say yes, he'll get excited and trash the town.

273. If we say no, he'll get sad and trash the town. don't worry.

274. I know exactly what to do.