The Amazing World of Gumball 1x3

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Gumball and Darwin grow bored of one another and seek out a third friend to make their lives more exciting.

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1. We still have 24 hours till we go back to school!

2. Twenty-four whole hours of fun!

3. So, what shall we do?

4. Shoot some hoops?

5. Nah. That's boring.

6. Water fight?

7. Nah. That's boring, too.

8. And wet.

9. I know!

10. It's time to play...

11. Dodge or Dare!

12. Roll the dice, take a--

13. Who am I kidding? We're bored of this, as well.

14. Why are these games so boring now?

15. Hmm.

16. Darwin, maybe it's not the games.

17. Maybe we're bored of each other.

18. No! Don't say that! It can't be!

19. It's the truth, Darwin, and you know it.

20. And the sooner we accept it, the better it will be for everyone.

21. So what are you saying?

22. You don't want to hang out with me anymore?

23. Of course I want to hang out with you.

24. I'm just saying that things have got a little... stale.

25. So what shall we do about it?

26. Hmm.

27. That's it!

28. We should become ants?

29. No. We need to find a third best friend.

30. Three best friends?

31. Mm-hmm.

32. Won't that be a bit weird?

33. It's only weird if we make it weird.

34. Do you find it weird?

35. Not if you don't.

36. Okay, then. Let's get ourselves a new buddy.

37. My cookie.

38. School is full of people, and all we've got to do

39. is pick one to be our new best friend.

40. How about her?

41. How about not.

42. William?

43. I don't know. He's just a bit...

44. Creepy.

45. Peek-a-boo!

46. Hey, Joe.

47. Peek-a-boo!

48. You want to play with us for a bit?

49. Yeah! Hey, guys, seen this?

50. Oh.

51. Wait! Wait! Look at this!

52. Great.

53. I can do other stuff, too.

54. See that? I slipped over myself.

55. What do you think?

56. He's a bit of a one-trick pony.

57. Yeah. Let's go.

58. Okay, Joe. Uh, we'll be in touch.

59. Hey! One more thing before you go, ready?

60. Oh.

61. So, how do we play this game, Punches?

62. It's easy.

63. You just give each other friendly digs in the arm like this.

64. Aah!

65. Your turn has terminated. Commencing my turn.

66. Finding a friend is harder than I thought.

67. Hey, I heard you're looking for a third!

68. Yeah. But it's proving a little--

69. Stop looking. I'm in!

70. Well, I... It's not as simple--

71. So, what are you having for lunch? Uh, beef stew? Me, too!

72. We're having pizza.

73. Let's sit together!

74. I'll go in the middle!

75. Oh, this is so much fun!

76. From now on, we can do everything together.

77. Forever.

78. I think we lost him.

79. Finding a friend is really hard.

80. Yeah. What do we really want from a friend?

81. Well, they should be athletic to protect us from bullies,

82. rich so we can play with their toys, have a colorful personality,

83. and most of all, be really good at listening.

84. Hey, you guys. I couldn't help listening to everything you just said,

85. and, uh, I think you're in luck.

86. Athletic? Check!

87. Rich? Check!

88. Colorful?

89. Check-a-leck-a-ding-dong.

90. Whoa!

91. You know what, guys? I'll be your friend.

92. Really?

93. Uh-huh. For twenty bucks.

94. What?!

95. I'll give you a moment to think about it.

96. I don't know about this, Darwin.

97. But this is what we've been looking for.

98. He's perfect.

99. Hmm.

100. I suppose it's only ten bucks each.

101. Yeah... About that...

102. Can I borrow ten bucks?

103. Fine...

104. Great!

105. Man, this is gonna be awesome!

106. Hey. Hey, guys, wait up. Guys!

107. And then Tobias said, "I know you are, but what am I?"

108. And everyone laughed!

109. And then I said--

110. Oh, yeah!

111. And then Tobias showed me this really cool thing

112. where you shake your arms behind your back and say, "Nice to meet me,"

113. and everyone laughed!

114. He's a really cool guy!

115. Well, he's okay, but he--

116. What do you mean, "He's okay"? He's the best guy ever!

117. It's not like you've played with him your whole life.

118. I might as well have.

119. I feel like I've known him forever.

120. Gumball!

121. I'm sorry.

122. That must have just flown off my fork.

123. Anyway, the funniest thing happened to me today.

124. I was going into class when--

125. That's great.

126. Now tell me more about this Tobias guy.

127. Everyone pair up! And make sure it's with your best friend,

128. because we're playing trust ball.

129. Great! Now I finally get to spend some time with--

130. Darwin!

131. Hey, Gumball.

132. Tobias was just telling me about his new computer-games console.

133. Yeah, yeah. It's a Z-station. They're not even out yet.

134. Let's play tonight! Sleepover at yours?

135. Yeah, sure. We can have a sleepover.

136. Twenty bucks.

137. Ten bucks. I’m not coming.

138. You're not?

139. No. I'm having a sleepover with my new best friend, Alex.

140. Alan.

141. Alan.

142. We're gonna play Dodge or Dare all night.

143. You are?

144. We are?

145. Yeah. And it's gonna be loads more fun than some stupid computer game.

146. Great! Looks like it all worked out, then.

147. See you later!

148. Oh. can I borrow ten bucks?

149. Thanks! Wait for me, Tobias!

150. Oh, come on, Adrian. Roll the dice.

151. Roll the dice.

152. I can't. I got no hands.

153. Ah. Fine! I'll do it for you.

154. Six. Right. Pick a card.

155. I still have no hands.

156. Do I have to do everything?

157. Listen, Gumball, do you really want to be doing this?

158. I mean, we've never hung out before, and now we're having a sleepover.

159. Did I ask for your opinion, Alfred?

160. Can I at least phone my mom?

161. Fine, but keep it quick.

162. Still no hands.

163. Number?!

164. This is going to be the most fun you've ever had.

165. All for just ten bucks.

166. Catch!

167. What were you doing?

168. No hands!

169. Look, Gumball, what's really going on here?

170. Oh, Arthur, who am I kidding?

171. I'm not having as much fun as I've been making out.

172. All I can think of is Darwin.

173. Go to him.

174. Huh?

175. Your best buddy is about to play computer games with someone

176. who's rich, athletic, multicolored, and a good listener.

177. He'll never play Dodge or Dare with you again.

178. They'll be best friends forever, and I'll just be a memory!

179. I have to get my best buddy back!

180. But it's too late.

181. Dude, it's never too late for friendship.

182. Yes! I'll never forget you, Adam!

183. Andrew?

184. Alice?

185. Hey, kid, please, lend me your bike. I'm about to lose my best friend.

186. Okay! Fifty bucks.

187. Twenty bucks.

188. Seventy!

189. Get out of the way!

190. I can't!

191. Get out of the way!

192. I'm a brick wall!

193. Hey, bud, what's with all the commotio—--

194. Argh!

195. Hey, kid, you can't go that way!

196. No time!

197. I wish I'd listened back then.

198. Feel like I'm missing something.

199. Missing something? What?

200. Uh, never mind. I already forgot.

201. By the power of friendship!

202. Oh, man.

203. Ugh! Gosh darn it!

204. All because of those stupid ants and their stupid cookie!

205. This is all their fault!

206. "Look at me! I'm a third ant!"

207. Those stupid, stupid ants!

208. Oh, made it to the top.

209. Whee!

210. Woo-hoo!

211. Oh.

212. Ah.

213. Ow.

214. I'm coming for you, buddy! Hold o--

215. Where's Darwin?

216. What did you do with my friend?

217. Uh, he's in the garden, I think.

218. Gumball!

219. Dude, I'm outside.

220. Oh.

221. Oh, I can't believe you were gonna play computer games with Tobias.

222. But you played Dodge or Dare with someone else.

223. It didn't mean anything. I don't even like Adam.

224. Alan.

225. Oh, whatever.

226. Best friends?

227. Forever.

228. Yay!

229. Hey, guys, shall I plug in the third controller or what?

230. No!

231. What do you want to do today, Gumball?

232. I'm waiting right here for Mom to drive me to Elmore Senior Talent Show.

233. Mr. Robinson's headlining.

234. But it doesn't start for another ten hours.

235. And you're not invited.

236. I don't care. Tonight's the biggest night of Mr. Robinson's life,

237. and I have to be there!

238. Ah! Tonight's the night, Margaret.

239. This town is finally going to see the real Gaylord Robinson.

240. Why can't you ever be happy for me?

241. There he is now!

242. Save yourselves! It's too late for me!

243. Just get over here on the sidewalk, dude.

244. Please remember me, guys, so I'll always be alive in your heart.

245. Oh, for crying out loud.

246. My whole life is flashing before my eyes!

247. And it's boring!

248. Huh?

249. Darn kids.

250. You saved my life, Mr. Robinson!

251. I didn't save your life. I just didn't run you over.

252. Now get out of my way!

253. No way!

254. I am not leaving your side until I have saved your life in return.

255. Get off my car!

256. I'll never ever leave your side.

257. Don't make me shout at you. I got to save my voice for tonight.

258. Ooh.

259. Oh, dear universe above me, thank you for the gift of Mr. Robinson.

260. I swear on my life, I will repay this debt.

261. What did he say?

262. I don't know.

263. Whose turn is it, anyway?

264. Ah, mine.

265. I spy with my little eye...

266. Well, Margaret, since you won't take care of my precious instrument,

267. I'll get the cough drops mys--

268. What are you doing here?

269. I'm here to save your life.

270. Not today, of all days.

271. Just get away from me, kid.

272. I mean it!

273. Here they are.

274. "Antiseptic action."

275. What's this hazardous object doing in the middle of a floor?

276. Mr. Robinson could trip over it.

277. There. Safely out of the way.

278. Whah, ow!

279. Mr. Robinson!

280. Ah, he's out cold!

281. Now's my chance to save him!

282. Stand aside. I know CPR.

283. No! No!

284. No...

285. I sure hope that hasn't affected my vocal chords.

286. Mr. Robinson! You're choking!

287. Gumball, what the--

288. That's my heart.

289. So, I saved your life, right?

290. No! You darn near ended it!

291. Now leave me alone!

292. Ah, a healthy glow will make me look at my best for tonight.

293. Mr. Robinson!

294. Oh, no! I'm too late!

295. Why wasn't I here to save you?

296. Why?

297. No. No!

298. I refuse to let you go!

299. He looks so peaceful.

300. Clear!

301. What do you think you're doing?

302. I'm bringing you back to life.

303. But I was alive!

304. Better safe than sorry.

305. No!

306. Welcome home, Mr. Robinson. I booby-trapped your front door.

307. Why?

308. To protect you from intruders.

309. All they have to do is ring the doorbell, like so.

310. Wait. Why would an intruder ring--

311. Are you okay?

312. Listen, kid. This is the most important night of my life.

313. I'm gonna shine like a star.

314. And I don't want you around to ruin it!

315. But I've got to be there to save your life.

316. Just leave me alone, kid.

317. Just leave me alone.

318. I'll never repay my debt to Mr. Robinson.

319. I failed you, Universe.

320. Poor Gumball.

321. What can we do to help him?

322. I got an idea.

323. I said throw it near him, not at him.

324. That's so painful!

325. Oh, man, that hurts!

326. I'll try to walk it off.

327. Bad idea.

328. Ooh. There's a note tied to it.

329. Let's see.

330. "Mr. Robinson will be a...

331. asnumunated...

332. assissinated...

333. assissnatata--"

334. Assassinated.

335. "Assassinated at the talent show"?

336. This is terrible!

337. No, wait.

338. This is what I've been waiting for!

339. Mr. Robinson!

340. Well, Margaret, it's nice that you finally decided

341. to show your support for me tonight.

342. What do you mean you're only coming to see me fail?

343. Mr. Robinson, you can't go to the talent show tonight.

344. You're gonna be assassinat!

345. He's so brave.

346. Take it away, Bert!

347. Oh.

348. Wake up.

349. OK, Darwin, here's the plan.

350. We drop heavy sandbags near Mr. Robinson.

351. What the?

352. Gumball will notice

353. and push him out of the way...

354. just in time to save his life.

355. Got it?

356. Got it! We drop these heavy sandbags onto Mr. Robinson's head.

357. No! We don't actually hit Mr. Robinson.

358. Hit Mr. Robinson. Okay. I understand.

359. Maybe I should try reverse psychology.

360. Okay, Darwin.

361. The plan is we throw all this stuff at Mr. Robinson's head.

362. That's what I just said.

363. Ah. Just do what I do.

364. Oh, man.

365. Ow.

366. And now, ladies and gentlemen,

367. would you please welcome to the stage our second and final act,

368. Mr. Gaylord Robinson!

369. Good luck, Dad!

370. Up till now, my life's been good,

371. treated me well, I can't complain.

372. Met a woman, raised a kid,

373. and every day just felt the same.

374. But there's something deep inside of me

375. That always wanted to be free

376. And now I think the time is right

377. To show you what I mean

378. What's he doing?

379. I don't know, but it's pretty good.

380. Now's our chance to assassinate.

381. Did Gumball see any of that?

382. Maybe he'll notice the trapdoor.

383. Show yourself, assassin, and fight like a man!

384. Let's try the special effects.

385. Under the seats?

386. Whoa. Who is this guy?

387. That's my Dad!

388. Rock on, dude!

389. No!

390. Mr. Robinson! Please come with me now! It's not safe here!

391. No, go away!

392. Oh, my gosh.

393. You really did save my life.

394. But that doesn't excuse you for ruining my performance!

395. Hooray!

396. Awesome, Mr. Robinson!

397. Way to go, Dad! Woo-hoo!

398. Bravo!

399. Thank you, everybody!

400. Thank you! Thank you so much. I don't deserve all of this.

401. Encore!

402. Thank you! Thank you!

403. I love ya!

404. Your love means so much to me!

405. Thank you, infinite Universe,

406. for sending us our very own star, Mr. Robinson.

407. Thank you, everybody.

408. Encore!

409. I love ya! You put me where I am today!

410. Thank you so much! Thank...

411. No!

412. Oh, no! I think we squished Mr. Robinson.

413. Nah. He's okay. Let's go home.