1. Oh, no! It seems I can't put them on.Copy !req
2. I'm afraid we can't go
to the parent's evening.Copy !req
3. Ready to go.Copy !req
4. Ah.Copy !req
5. Hi. I'm here to sit on the baby.Copy !req
6. What?Copy !req
7. Well, duh! I'm the babysitter!Copy !req
8. Richard, where did you find that guy?Copy !req
9. On the Internet...Copy !req
10. Where am I going to find
a babysitter at this time?Copy !req
11. Ahem.Copy !req
12. I can't believe I'm going to say this.Copy !req
13. I guess you guys are
old enough to babysit?Copy !req
14. Us?Copy !req
15. Yes, you. But promise
you'll be responsible.Copy !req
16. I promise to be the most responsible kidCopy !req
17. and will handle my responsibilitiesCopy !req
18. in the most responsible way.Copy !req
19. Yeah! Responsible!Copy !req
20. You have no idea what
"responsible" means, do you?Copy !req
21. Nah.Copy !req
22. It means acting like a grownup.Copy !req
23. And most of all, it means
taking care of your little sister.Copy !req
24. What?Copy !req
25. Can I trust you guys to do that?Copy !req
26. Come on, Mom.
We were born reprehensible.Copy !req
27. Responsible.Copy !req
28. Yeah, that's what I meant.Copy !req
29. Richard, put your pants on. We're off.Copy !req
30. No!Copy !req
31. Richard. Pants... on.Copy !req
32. No!Copy !req
33. No! I don't wanna go to school!Copy !req
34. We have to go, it's a parents eveningCopy !req
35. and we are the parents!Copy !req
36. I'm putting a lot of trust in you kids.Copy !req
37. Don't worry, Mom.
You won't be disappointed.Copy !req
38. So how do you feel, Darwin?Copy !req
39. Pretty responsible, and you?Copy !req
40. I feel like a new man, a responsible man.Copy !req
41. I can't believe this.
I'm going upstairs.Copy !req
42. Stairs!Copy !req
43. What are you doing?Copy !req
44. Seventy-nine percent of stair
accidents happen on the stairs.Copy !req
45. What does that even mean?Copy !req
46. It means you're safer sitting here.Copy !req
47. Okay.Copy !req
48. Welcome to Daisy the Donkey show!Copy !req
49. We'll be right back after these messages.Copy !req
50. When you're deciding
where to go for a hamburger--Copy !req
51. Aah! Commercials!
They'll corrupt her mind!Copy !req
52. Bad commercials! Bad commercials!Copy !req
53. Bad commercials! Bad commercials!Copy !req
54. Are you completely out of your mind?Copy !req
55. There's too much violence on TV anyway.Copy !req
56. And you chose to demonstrate that
by smashing the TV in front of me?Copy !req
57. It was the responsible thing to do.Copy !req
58. Even though you set it on fire.Copy !req
59. It's not on fire.Copy !req
60. Oh, it is on fire...Copy !req
61. Fire!Copy !req
62. Stop! Don't throw water on an electrical--Copy !req
63. Fire...Copy !req
64. You should always use a fire extinguisher,
or if unavailable, baking soda.Copy !req
65. But most importantly, call an
adult or the emergency services.Copy !req
66. Yeah of course, but ours was
a responsible demonstrationCopy !req
67. of what not to do
in case of an electrical fire.Copy !req
68. How could Mom put you in charge?Copy !req
69. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
70. Papercuts.Copy !req
71. Ridiculous, and look at
the mess you're making!Copy !req
72. It's a small price to pay for your safety.Copy !req
73. You're too young to understand.Copy !req
74. Excuse me, but who makes
your breakfast every day?Copy !req
75. You, of course.Copy !req
76. And who helps you with your homework?Copy !req
77. You.Copy !req
78. So I should be in charge.Copy !req
79. But who did Mom put in charge?Copy !req
80. You...Copy !req
81. So who has to do what we say?Copy !req
82. Me.Copy !req
83. I feel like I'm in one of those dreams.Copy !req
84. The ones where you go to school naked.Copy !req
85. Oh, come on, Richard,
stop being so dramatic.Copy !req
86. We're the parents now,
there's nothing she can do to you.Copy !req
87. You get an F minus in parenting!Copy !req
88. Next!Copy !req
89. Oh, the Wattersons.Copy !req
90. Are you aware that your
husband isn't wearing any pants?Copy !req
91. Oh, look at that grumpy little face.Copy !req
92. I know what will cheer her up.
How about a walk in the park?Copy !req
93. Hmm. Yeah, I guess that could be okay.Copy !req
94. Come on, it's for your own safety.Copy !req
95. Ooh, Isn't she lovely?Copy !req
96. How old is she then?Copy !req
97. She's four now.Copy !req
98. Well, now, you want a biscuit? Huh?Copy !req
99. You want to have a little taste of this?Copy !req
100. You can't have it,
that's right, cause it's mine.Copy !req
101. I was just teasin' ya,
you want a little bit of--Copy !req
102. Oh, she bit me!Copy !req
103. You know what this means?Copy !req
104. She must be hungry!Copy !req
105. It's time for num-nums!Copy !req
106. We have a mackerel sandwich, a potato,
and a little something for dessert.Copy !req
107. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
108. Of course!Copy !req
109. That food is way too chunky
for a little baby like her,Copy !req
110. she could choke.Copy !req
111. I know what to do.Copy !req
112. Bon appetit!Copy !req
113. All right, you asked for this.Copy !req
114. OK, bath time.Copy !req
115. Ah. Just right.Copy !req
116. Isn't water dangerous?Copy !req
117. How do you expect me
to wash myself without water?Copy !req
118. Haven't you heard of dry cleaning?Copy !req
119. Fine, get out of here!Copy !req
120. They grow up so fast.Copy !req
121. Shh.Copy !req
122. Is that water I hear?Copy !req
123. No! I just, uh... flushed?Copy !req
124. Oh, speaking of which,Copy !req
125. we're gonna need you to wear this.Copy !req
126. What?Copy !req
127. We don't want you to have any accidents.Copy !req
128. Very responsible thinking, Gumball.Copy !req
129. Thanks.Copy !req
130. Now be a big girl and--Copy !req
131. There's no way I'm wearing a diaper!Copy !req
132. Get back here!Copy !req
133. Come back, Anais!Copy !req
134. You can run but you can't hide!Copy !req
135. Run! Hide!Copy !req
136. Put it on!Copy !req
137. Never!Copy !req
138. Open this door, young lady!Copy !req
139. Don't make me tell Mom
you've been a bad baby!Copy !req
140. She's not in there.Copy !req
141. She ran out the window!Copy !req
142. What's Mom gonna think?
We're in so much trouble!Copy !req
143. You goons really walked into that one!Copy !req
144. Anais, let us in.Copy !req
145. Babysit yourself on the roof
until Mom and Dad come back.Copy !req
146. Anais! Anais!Copy !req
147. Oh, look, a book, I hope
I don't give myself a papercut.Copy !req
148. Anais!Copy !req
149. Oh, no, no diaper.Copy !req
150. I surely hope I don't have
an accident on your bed!Copy !req
151. Anais!Copy !req
152. Anais!Copy !req
153. And you know what I'm gonna have now?Copy !req
154. A nice relaxing bath, with real water!Copy !req
155. Well, it could've been worse.Copy !req
156. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
157. Look at the bill, how do you
set fire to a swimming pool?Copy !req
158. I know, pretty good, huh?Copy !req
159. That you're always there
to keep an eye on them?Copy !req
160. Do something!Copy !req
161. Get on the bed and stay where you are.Copy !req
162. We'll figure out a way to rescue you.Copy !req
163. Don't worry! I'll smash the door in--Copy !req
164. Aah!Copy !req
165. You wouldn't know where the keys
are by any chance, would you?Copy !req
166. Somewhere safe.Copy !req
167. Ah, what are we gonna do?Copy !req
168. Hmm.Copy !req
169. Hey, how's it going?Copy !req
170. I don't know, how do you think it's going?Copy !req
171. Okay, take a deep breath.Copy !req
172. Hmm?Copy !req
173. Mm.Copy !req
174. Whoo!Copy !req
175. Good job, everyone!Copy !req
176. Hey, don't worry, we can use this diaper
as a parachute and float safely down to--Copy !req
177. They're back!Copy !req
178. Oh, no.Copy !req
179. See, honey? I told you there
was nothing to worry about.Copy !req
180. Hi.Copy !req
181. Thank heavens you're safe!Copy !req
182. So you're not angry at us
for trashing the house?Copy !req
183. Oh, no.Copy !req
184. Angry doesn't begin to cover it!Copy !req
185. How do you burn a TV underwater?Copy !req
186. Who is responsible for this?Copy !req
187. Mom, it's my--Copy !req
188. No, I've got this.Copy !req
189. No, Gumball, it was me
that left the faucet running!Copy !req
190. Please, sis, let your brother be
responsible for once in his life.Copy !req
191. Thanks, Gumball.Copy !req
192. Mom...Copy !req
193. It was Darwin.Copy !req
194. What?!Copy !req
195. It was her that flooded the place!Copy !req
196. I thought you were going to take the rap!Copy !req
197. Anyway, it was clearly Mom's fault.Copy !req
198. She was the one who
left Gumball in charge.Copy !req
199. Well, it, it's Dad's fault for
not finding a proper babysitter!Copy !req
200. Well...Copy !req
201. None of this would've
happened if it wasn't for you!Copy !req
202. Uh, who are you blaming here?Copy !req
203. The Internet?Copy !req
204. - Okay.
- Yeah, that's good enough.Copy !req
205. Gumball, don't forget to take that
DVD back today or we'll get a fine.Copy !req
206. Pfft. Can't you do it?
You're the one with the car.Copy !req
207. I wasn't the one who watched
Alligators on a Train 72 times.Copy !req
208. Ah. But technically, you
rented it with your money.Copy !req
209. The money I have to go
and earn to feed you kids.Copy !req
210. The kids you decided to have.Copy !req
211. Yep! No problem,
Mom! I'll take it back.Copy !req
212. Oh, very kind of you, honey.
And don't forget to put on some pants.Copy !req
213. Bye bye!Copy !req
214. Darwin, have you seen
that DVD anywhere, I--Copy !req
215. Darwin! What are you doing?Copy !req
216. I'm using the pizza cutter.Copy !req
217. That's not the pizza cutter! That's a DVD!Copy !req
218. Oh, give me that!Copy !req
219. Oh, man, you really have to
be careful with these things.Copy !req
220. The slightest scratch
and they're ruined forever!Copy !req
221. Uh, Gumball...Copy !req
222. I am fed up with your carelessness, Darwin.Copy !req
223. This disc utilizes laser technology.Copy !req
224. You have to treat it with respect.Copy !req
225. You're using the wrong side
of the scrubby sponge.Copy !req
226. Aah!Copy !req
227. No! No!Copy !req
228. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
229. Face the consequences
of our actions and tell Mom?Copy !req
230. Don't be silly.
I've got a much better idea.Copy !req
231. There.Copy !req
232. You can make anything with cardboardCopy !req
233. and no one will notice the difference.Copy !req
234. Really?Copy !req
235. It looks kind of obvious.Copy !req
236. Man, you say that, but I lost
my trousers three weeks ago,Copy !req
237. and still no one's noticed.Copy !req
238. Everyone's noticed that walk, though.Copy !req
239. Really?Copy !req
240. You look like you went to
the bathroom in a space suit.Copy !req
241. Dude, it's a letter from Laser Video!Copy !req
242. Oh, so what? Put it with the others.Copy !req
243. No, this one's red!Copy !req
244. It means urgent!Copy !req
245. Red envelope, or red writing?Copy !req
246. Red writing on red envelope.Copy !req
247. It's really hard to read, actually.Copy !req
248. It says we have to pay
25 dollars for the DVD.Copy !req
249. Ah! What are we gonna do?Copy !req
250. Face the consequences
of our actions and tell Mom?Copy !req
251. No, no. No, no, no.Copy !req
252. Just give me a little time to think.Copy !req
253. It took you two days to think of this?Copy !req
254. Less complaining, more begging.Copy !req
255. How much have we got anyway?Copy !req
256. Like, three dollars.Copy !req
257. Great! Twenty-two more,
and we can pay for the DVD.Copy !req
258. Now pinch me. We get more
when it looks like I'm crying.Copy !req
259. The reason you guys are on
the streets is to pay a DVD fine?Copy !req
260. Yeah, I know. It's crazy, right?Copy !req
261. People don't understand
how hard our life is.Copy !req
262. Hey!Copy !req
263. Yay!Copy !req
264. But...Copy !req
265. That guy stole our cash.Copy !req
266. Well, Darwin, sometimes
in life you have to realize thatCopy !req
267. there are less fortunate
people than ourselves.Copy !req
268. He needs that money more than we do.Copy !req
269. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
270. I won!Copy !req
271. I spent your money on a scratch card
and now I'm a millionaire!Copy !req
272. That's great!Copy !req
273. So, can we have our four dollars back?Copy !req
274. Oh, uh, uh... S-Sorry, guys.
I don't have any... any change.Copy !req
275. You have eight new messages.Copy !req
276. Hi, Laser Video here--Copy !req
277. Hello, it's Laser Video, we--Copy !req
278. You need to bring back--Copy !req
279. You need--Copy !req
280. to bring--Copy !req
281. the film--Copy !req
282. back to the shop.Copy !req
283. I knew you were trying
to skip my messages.Copy !req
284. Gumball, I think we need to get a job.Copy !req
285. Hmm. Can you cook?Copy !req
286. No.Copy !req
287. Can you drive?Copy !req
288. No.Copy !req
289. Can you speak Chinese?Copy !req
290. 我真的不知道如何说中文，
因为它真的很难说，Copy !req
291. 我只知道一个小的中国说话，所以我不能说。Copy !req
292. Can you provide inspirational
leadership to a core team of 30 people,Copy !req
293. covering both national
and international markets?Copy !req
294. Mmm, no.Copy !req
295. Wait, how about this one!Copy !req
296. Looking for a person with
no skills or training to serveCopy !req
297. as a scientific subject
for the cosmetics industry.Copy !req
298. What does that mean?Copy !req
299. It means they'll put makeup
on us and see if it looks nice.Copy !req
300. Kind of like modeling!Copy !req
301. Yeah.Copy !req
302. I've always thought I'd make a good model.Copy !req
303. What makes you think that?Copy !req
304. My cheekbones.Copy !req
305. There are bones in there?Copy !req
306. Oh, ha. There are.Copy !req
307. Are you boys 18?Copy !req
308. Uh, does it count if I've been
both eight and ten?Copy !req
309. I suppose so.Copy !req
310. Now step into the make-up booth.Copy !req
311. Please relax.Copy !req
312. Look into the red dot and pout.Copy !req
313. Hey, that's not bad!Copy !req
314. Looking good.Copy !req
315. What happened to you?Copy !req
316. I think I'm allergic.Copy !req
317. How come you look so good?Copy !req
318. I don't know.Copy !req
319. Maybe it has something to do
with my perfect skin.Copy !req
320. I think I've gotta get this off.Copy !req
321. What happened?Copy !req
322. Why am I looking at the floor?Copy !req
323. Okay, boys. So how did the tests go?Copy !req
324. I can't believe she only
gave us five bucks.Copy !req
325. It cost more than that
to get home on the bus.Copy !req
326. Huh?Copy !req
327. Oh, man! More letters from Laser Video!Copy !req
328. Oh, we are in so much trouble.Copy !req
329. We have to hide these before Mom gets home.Copy !req
330. Yes.Copy !req
331. Honey, are you in trouble because
my mother senses are tingling.Copy !req
332. I can smell trouble.Copy !req
333. Trouble?Copy !req
334. No, we're fine. Absolutely fine.
No trouble here, bye.Copy !req
335. Are you lying?Copy !req
336. Oh, no, of course not.Copy !req
337. Right. You're lying. I'm coming home now.Copy !req
338. Mom's on her way home. Now.Copy !req
339. What should we do?Copy !req
340. Should we tell the truth and face
the consequences of our actions?Copy !req
341. What is it with you and
trying to be honest all the time?Copy !req
342. No, we need a copy
of Alligators on a Train.Copy !req
343. I know. I'm gonna download it.Copy !req
344. Gumball! You wouldn't steal a car!Copy !req
345. You wouldn't steal a woman's purse!Copy !req
346. You wouldn't steal a cell phone!Copy !req
347. Piracy is stealing!Copy !req
348. I know. I'm... I'm so sorry.Copy !req
349. Anyway, I got a better idea.Copy !req
350. Is it stupid, desperate, and very
unlikely to get us out of this mess?Copy !req
351. Yes.Copy !req
352. Is it humiliating?Copy !req
353. If we get it wrong.Copy !req
354. Are we likely to get it wrong?Copy !req
355. Possibly.Copy !req
356. In the time it's taken me
to ask you these questions,Copy !req
357. could you have just
told me what it is?Copy !req
358. Definitely.Copy !req
359. Can we get on with it, then?Copy !req
360. Yeah, we better.Copy !req
361. I knew it.Copy !req
362. You are in so much trouble!Copy !req
363. We need to get to Laser Video
before Mom kicks our butt!Copy !req
364. What did you do this time?Copy !req
365. Aah!Copy !req
366. Stop right there!Copy !req
367. Quick!Copy !req
368. Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
369. Don't you dare run away from your mother!Copy !req
370. Whoa!Copy !req
371. Aah!Copy !req
372. Mom?Copy !req
373. Are you okay?Copy !req
374. What was that?Copy !req
375. You're in so much trouble!Copy !req
376. Aah!Copy !req
377. Quick!Copy !req
378. Gumball, we have to help Mom!Copy !req
379. I don't know. I mean,
maybe she'll be all right.Copy !req
380. Gumball, there's a monstrous
creature attacking our mother!Copy !req
381. We need to face the
consequences of our actionsCopy !req
382. and help her out!Copy !req
383. Yes, I'm... I'm sorry. You're right.Copy !req
384. Wait a minute. Why has it gone quiet?Copy !req
385. Run, run!Copy !req
386. Stop right now!Copy !req
387. Stop the letters! Stop the letters!Copy !req
388. Eh, the Wattersons.Copy !req
389. It's about time you showed up.Copy !req
390. I assume you have my money?Copy !req
391. Better than that, Larry.Copy !req
392. We got the DVD.Copy !req
393. I hope you don't mind
if I make sure it's real.Copy !req
394. Last time it was a piece of cardboard.Copy !req
395. Huh, go for it.Copy !req
396. Alligators on a Train.Copy !req
397. Oh, no! There's alligators on this train!Copy !req
398. Thank goodness we got
all the alligators off this train.Copy !req
399. Thank you so much for saving us
from all the alligators on this train.Copy !req
400. Alligators off this train!Copy !req
401. Alligators on a train!Copy !req
402. This had better be a joke.Copy !req
403. Oh, man, what gave it away?Copy !req
404. Dude, it's five seconds longCopy !req
405. and every name in the
credits is one of you two.Copy !req
406. I told you we should have put
other people in the credits.Copy !req
407. What? And let them have all the glory?Copy !req
408. Well, there's no way I can accept this.Copy !req
409. You need to give me the real DVD now.Copy !req
410. We can't!Copy !req
411. We used it to cut a pizza,
and then scratched itCopy !req
412. with the wrong side of the scrubby sponge,Copy !req
413. and then we threw it
in the waste disposal!Copy !req
414. Please don't tell our mom!Copy !req
415. I already know.Copy !req
416. How much is the DVD, Larry?Copy !req
417. Twenty-five dollars.Copy !req
418. What? You made me leave workCopy !req
419. and chase you through the
neighborhood on a dog for 25 dollars?Copy !req
420. But... but we were scared to tell you.Copy !req
421. Oh, silly.Copy !req
422. There's nothing you can do
that will ever stop me loving you.Copy !req
423. Come here.Copy !req
424. Now, let me pay for that.Copy !req
425. See, Darwin, you should
always tell the truthCopy !req
426. and face the consequences of your actions.Copy !req
427. Ow!Copy !req
428. Come on, let's go home,
you little troublemakers.Copy !req
429. Uh, just a minute.Copy !req
430. There's also the lateness fee.Copy !req
431. Oh, yes, of course.
How much is it, please?Copy !req
432. Let me see.Copy !req
433. Three months and three days late.Copy !req
434. That will be 700 dollars.Copy !req
435. You see, boys,Copy !req
436. sometimes in life you really have to
face the consequences of your actions.Copy !req
437. And sometimes you justCopy !req
438. Run!Copy !req
439. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
440. Hey!Copy !req