1. -Am I invited?
-Am I invited?Copy !req
2. -Am I invited?
-Am I invited?Copy !req
3. Guys! Guys! Let me cut
to the chase here, all right?Copy !req
4. You're all invited.Copy !req
5. Yay! A high-school party,
and we're all invited!Copy !req
6. None of you are invited!Copy !req
7. Oh, hi, Rachel.Copy !req
8. My party is for young adults,Copy !req
9. not old babies!Copy !req
10. Tsk-tsk-tsk.Copy !req
11. Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.Copy !req
12. Wouldn't it be a shame if Mom and Dad
found out about your secret party?Copy !req
13. Tsk-tsk-tsk.Copy !req
14. Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.Copy !req
15. Fine. You can come.Copy !req
16. But you all have to bring...Copy !req
17. a date!Copy !req
18. A date?Copy !req
19. Uh-huh.Copy !req
20. Good luck.Copy !req
21. What's a date?Copy !req
22. Hey! What's a date?Copy !req
23. Hmm, a secret house party, eh?Copy !req
24. I'd better tell Principal Brown.Copy !req
25. All right, buddy, let's make
a list of possible dates.Copy !req
26. What's a date?Copy !req
27. Date. D-A-T-E.Copy !req
28. Social activity undertaken by two peopleCopy !req
29. to assess their suitability
for a relationship.Copy !req
30. It is also a fruit that makes you poop.Copy !req
31. Yeah...Copy !req
32. Thanks?Copy !req
33. Hey, what about Penny?Copy !req
34. Huh, Penny?Copy !req
35. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
36. I just like her as a friend.Copy !req
37. Why are your eyes shaped like hearts?Copy !req
38. Allergies.Copy !req
39. Oh.Copy !req
40. Well, what about Carrie?Copy !req
41. Carrie, she's got spirit.Copy !req
42. I'll put her in the "maybes."Copy !req
43. Next, Teri.Copy !req
44. Nicely drawn features but a little flat.Copy !req
45. I'll put her in the "possiblys."Copy !req
46. Hmm.Copy !req
47. Carmen, prickly but smart.Copy !req
48. Interesting.Copy !req
49. Um,Copy !req
50. Sussie.Copy !req
51. No.Copy !req
52. What's that?Copy !req
53. "Would you be the jelly
in my peanut butter sandwich?"Copy !req
54. Hmm.Copy !req
55. What do you say, Gumball?Copy !req
56. Eh, no, thanks. I already ate.Copy !req
57. All right, buddy, it's date time!Copy !req
58. Hey, Masami! Want to be my date?Copy !req
59. You're not really my type
'cause I usually like attractive girls,Copy !req
60. but, hey, beggars can't be choosers!Copy !req
61. You are a girl, right?Copy !req
62. What?Copy !req
63. How about you, Teri? You look desperate.Copy !req
64. Was that a slap?Copy !req
65. Yes.Copy !req
66. Uh, ouch?Copy !req
67. Ah. Hey, Sussie, it's your lucky day.Copy !req
68. You're my date for the party.
What do you say?Copy !req
69. Date fail!Copy !req
70. Come on, prickles, let's roll!Copy !req
71. Aw!Copy !req
72. Oh, cheer up, Gumball.Copy !req
73. When I was your age,
I needed a date for a party,Copy !req
74. and what I said to her was...Copy !req
75. ...and 20 years later,
we're still married.Copy !req
76. Oh, Dad, you make it sound so easy.Copy !req
77. Are you sure you've
asked every girl in class?Copy !req
78. You didn't ask Penny.Copy !req
79. Penny?!Copy !req
80. She's too hot.Copy !req
81. Not-not hot, n-hot my type.Copy !req
82. Not my type! Hehehe...Copy !req
83. Well, if it's not Penny,Copy !req
84. there's still one girl you haven't asked.Copy !req
85. Really? Who?Copy !req
86. Oh, her.Copy !req
87. Hi, this is Gumball Watterson calling.Copy !req
88. Will you be my date for the party?Copy !req
89. Uh...Copy !req
90. No, you weren't exactly
the first girl I asked, but...Copy !req
91. No! No, no, no! Don't hang up!Copy !req
92. Please, I can beg.Copy !req
93. Yes, I'm on my knees.Copy !req
94. Hey, I'm not saying that!Copy !req
95. No! No, no, no! Please, don't hang up!Copy !req
96. Fine.Copy !req
97. I, Gumball Watterson,
have a stupid face,Copy !req
98. stuck on a big stupid head,
with a tiny stupid brain,Copy !req
99. and stupid is my favorite color.Copy !req
100. You will?Copy !req
101. Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you so much!Copy !req
102. I'll pick you up at 8:00.Copy !req
103. Yes!Copy !req
104. See, Darwin?Copy !req
105. No girl can resist me.Copy !req
106. I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
107. My baby boy's becoming a man!Copy !req
108. Hmm. Yeah. Keep it together, Dad.Copy !req
109. It seems like only yesterday we were
watching Daisy the Donkey together.Copy !req
110. Dad, that was yesterday.Copy !req
111. Well, it feels like a long time ago.Copy !req
112. And look at you now!Copy !req
113. Dating a girl!Copy !req
114. Hey.Copy !req
115. Hello.Copy !req
116. Hi, Penny.Copy !req
117. Yeah. Hi, Gumball.Copy !req
118. So, uh... I didn't realize
you were coming with Hector.Copy !req
119. I didn't realize you like lizard breath.Copy !req
120. Hmm.Copy !req
121. I feel awkward.Copy !req
122. Oh, more guests have arrived.Copy !req
123. Shall we make our move?Copy !req
124. Patience, Nigel.Copy !req
125. Let's wait until it's in full swing.Copy !req
126. Ugh. Tobias!Copy !req
127. More of your dweeb, loser,
baby friends have arrived.Copy !req
128. Guys! Guys! This party
is totally off the hook!Copy !req
129. Anyone for more tea?Copy !req
130. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
131. Whoo-ho!Copy !req
132. This is such fun!Copy !req
133. This is a high-school party?Copy !req
134. I know.Copy !req
135. It's awesome!Copy !req
136. Whee!Copy !req
137. Wanna dance?Copy !req
138. Ugh, you go ahead.Copy !req
139. I'll join you later.Copy !req
140. I'm having the time of my life!Copy !req
141. This party is busted!Copy !req
142. Busted wide open!Copy !req
143. Busted.Copy !req
144. Now for some real music!Copy !req
145. Yaaaa!Copy !req
146. Yaaa!Copy !req
147. Rock!Copy !req
148. Rock!Copy !req
149. Hey, look!Copy !req
150. I'm gonna throw the TV out of the window!Copy !req
151. Please, allow me.Copy !req
152. No! Not the TV!Copy !req
153. That's my girl! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
154. Hey, dude, I'm trying to sleep here!Copy !req
155. Sorry.Copy !req
156. Hello!Copy !req
157. Hey, why are you crying?Copy !req
158. Because this is the worst party ever!Copy !req
159. I invited everybody, and
none of my friends turned up!Copy !req
160. Well, we all came, and we're your friends.Copy !req
161. You guys aren't my friends.Copy !req
162. You just trashed my parents' house!Copy !req
163. Don't worry. I'll tidy it up.Copy !req
164. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
165. You're gonna tidy all this up?Copy !req
166. Of course! Don't you
know I'm part sucker fish?Copy !req
167. Thanks. What's your name?Copy !req
168. Darwin Raglan Caspian Ahab
Poseidon Nicodemius Watterson III.Copy !req
169. You don't seem so bad for a kid.Copy !req
170. I'm doing the mashed potato!Copy !req
171. Thirsty!Copy !req
172. Hey, how's your date?Copy !req
173. Great. How's yours?Copy !req
174. Hector's not really my type.Copy !req
175. Gumball, do you remember that paper plane?Copy !req
176. Um...Copy !req
177. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
178. "Will you be the jelly in my
peanut butter sandwich"?Copy !req
179. I wasn't really hungry.Copy !req
180. No, silly.Copy !req
181. I was the peanut butter.Copy !req
182. What? Oh...Copy !req
183. I was supposed to be the jelly, wasn't I?Copy !req
184. You seriously didn't understand?Copy !req
185. Uh... No.Copy !req
186. Hey, Tina, can I have the next dance?Copy !req
187. You can have this one.Copy !req
188. Finished!Copy !req
189. Darwin!Copy !req
190. You're the best kid ever!Copy !req
191. How come you don't have a girlfriend?Copy !req
192. What do I need a girlfriend for?Copy !req
193. This. Mwah.Copy !req
194. Everything is so clear now.Copy !req
195. Is he gonna be all right?Copy !req
196. Yeah, yeah, he'll be fine.Copy !req
197. Uh...Copy !req
198. Penny?Copy !req
199. Yes?Copy !req
200. Um, I was thinking about the,
you know, next party.Copy !req
201. Maybe you can be the sandwich in my, uh...Copy !req
202. peanut jelly butter...
you know what I mean.Copy !req
203. Yeah. I'd love to.Copy !req
204. I think your dad's here.Copy !req
205. Oh, well. Time to go.Copy !req
206. I guess...Copy !req
207. Come on, buddy.Copy !req
208. Thanks for the party!Copy !req
209. I love you, Penny!Copy !req
210. What did I say that for?Copy !req
211. Is that really the best we can do?Copy !req
212. I think he's awesome.Copy !req
213. I like the new one better.Copy !req
214. Who? What? Penny? Oh, no, I don't love her.Copy !req
215. I mean, love her. I mean, like her.Copy !req
216. Can we go home, please?Copy !req
217. And how was the party for you, Darwin?Copy !req
218. I don't know how to
exactly put it into words, but...Copy !req
219. See? Didn't I tell you we could trust
Rachel and Tobias while we were away?Copy !req
220. Huh, wait 'till we see the phone bill.Copy !req
221. Look, Darwin. We waited
more than seven months for this.Copy !req
222. I know! We waited so long,
I had time to grow hair.Copy !req
223. Huh?Copy !req
224. Whoa!Copy !req
225. May I touch it?Copy !req
226. You may.Copy !req
227. Nice.Copy !req
228. Thanks.Copy !req
229. Come on! Put the game on!Copy !req
230. Come on, come on.Copy !req
231. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
232. There's something wrong with it!Copy !req
233. Try the other way around!Copy !req
234. Come on!Copy !req
235. Can't you see I'm practically
flipping my flippers?Copy !req
236. What is that supposed to mean?Copy !req
237. It means put the game on!Copy !req
238. I can't! It's not working!Copy !req
239. I think we got stiffed.Copy !req
240. I'm sorry, kids, but it's store policy.Copy !req
241. I can't give you a refund.Copy !req
242. What? You have to!Copy !req
243. We asked you a ton of questions
before we bought it, remember?Copy !req
244. What's bigger, a lion or a tiger?Copy !req
245. A tiger.Copy !req
246. Why is the sky blue?Copy !req
247. Diffraction of light through nitrogen.Copy !req
248. Can anything escape from a black hole?Copy !req
249. Not unless it's a superheated quasar.Copy !req
250. What is 2,352 times 1,035?Copy !req
251. 2,434,320.Copy !req
252. If you know all this stuff,
how come you're a store clerk?Copy !req
253. Look, you want this game or not?Copy !req
254. We'll take it.Copy !req
255. Actually, you never asked me
anything about the game.Copy !req
256. Oh, you're right.Copy !req
257. But whatever! You have to give us a refund!Copy !req
258. It's been less than 24 hours!Copy !req
259. Look, guys, if it was up to me,
I'd totally give you a refund,Copy !req
260. but the manager won't allow it.Copy !req
261. I'm... I'm sorry, but that's the way it is.Copy !req
262. Thanks for shopping at Ripley 2000.Copy !req
263. This is not the end of it,
Larry Needlemeyer!Copy !req
264. Mark my words!Copy !req
265. We will get a refund!Copy !req
266. Hi, Larry. Can we have a refund, please?Copy !req
267. Get out of here.Copy !req
268. Ripley 2000.Copy !req
269. More like "rip-off" 2000!Copy !req
270. Why is it 2000, anyway?Copy !req
271. It's not like it's the future anymore!Copy !req
272. Hi. Yes, Mr. Manager. I, uh...Copy !req
273. No, sir, I certainly didn't
give a refund to those kids.Copy !req
274. Yes, I brought your suit to the
dry cleaners and walked your dogs.Copy !req
275. Actually, the big one bit me.Copy !req
276. Oh, yes, he... he can be playful.Copy !req
277. This is why I was seven minutes late.Copy !req
278. Oh, yes, Mr. Manager,
sir, it was entirely my fault.Copy !req
279. It won't happen again,
sir. Have a nice day--Copy !req
280. Oh.Copy !req
281. This is the police! You're surrounded!Copy !req
282. Put your hands where I can see them!Copy !req
283. Now put your hands on the cash
register and take out 20 dollars!Copy !req
284. Now come outside and
swap it for this computer game!Copy !req
285. Hey! What kind of police are you?Copy !req
286. The... super-real police.Copy !req
287. The... Refund Department... of Justice!Copy !req
288. Nice try, kids.Copy !req
289. Darn!Copy !req
290. Oh. Look, kids, I'm not
gonna give you a refund.Copy !req
291. We're not here to ask for a refund.Copy !req
292. We just want you to look
at my new, shiny watch.Copy !req
293. I, eh... It's kind of hard when...Copy !req
294. you... swing... it... like... that.Copy !req
295. Did it work? Is he hypnotized?Copy !req
296. Let's test it.Copy !req
297. OK. You're the world's
most amazing dancer.Copy !req
298. Okay, now...Copy !req
299. Now you're an ostrich.Copy !req
300. No, a gorilla!Copy !req
301. A gorilla ostrich!Copy !req
302. And have roller skates on!Copy !req
303. And your butt's on fire!Copy !req
304. And now you're a store clerk
giving us a refund?Copy !req
305. Sorry. It's against store policy.Copy !req
306. Now your butt's on fire again.Copy !req
307. Oh, come on. I told you, no refund.Copy !req
308. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
309. We're not going to ask you for a refund.Copy !req
310. We just want two minutes of your time.Copy !req
311. Every year, hundreds of children
buy faulty computer gamesCopy !req
312. and don't get refunds.Copy !req
313. This is Jimmy.Copy !req
314. Jimmy really needed a refund,Copy !req
315. but the store manager
wouldn't give it to him.Copy !req
316. I don't care that you're sad, Jimmy.Copy !req
317. It's store policy!Copy !req
318. Jimmy's life is now very bad,Copy !req
319. and he lives in a shoe box.Copy !req
320. What's that, Jimmy?Copy !req
321. Yes, yes, Jimmy.Copy !req
322. I know you're sad and lonely.Copy !req
323. Poor Jimmy.Copy !req
324. I... I had no idea
it was such a big problem.Copy !req
325. Is there anything I can do?Copy !req
326. Well, you could look into your heart and...Copy !req
327. Give us a refund?Copy !req
328. I'm sorry, but no.Copy !req
329. Well, you leave us no choice, Larry.Copy !req
330. I'm gonna slap myself,Copy !req
331. and Darwin's gonna hold his
breath until you do something!Copy !req
332. This is on you, Larry!Copy !req
333. You can just stop all this
suffering with just one word!Copy !req
334. Okay, okay! Please stop.
Look, maybe I could--Copy !req
335. I'm sorry, but "no" means "no."Copy !req
336. Argh!Copy !req
337. Hey, kids! What's up?Copy !req
338. We couldn't get a refund,
and now we're really cheesed off.Copy !req
339. Watch your language, young man!Copy !req
340. "Cheese" is not to be
invoked in vain in this house!Copy !req
341. But if it's a refund you're after,Copy !req
342. you've come to the right
place-person-man-rabbit.Copy !req
343. Really? Let's go there right now!Copy !req
344. Wait. If you're going to do something,
you got to do it right.Copy !req
345. Now how do I look?Copy !req
346. Actually, you look
like your wedding picture.Copy !req
347. Perfect. Now, hand me that game.Copy !req
348. What do you want from me, you nut burger?Copy !req
349. Oh, you know what we want.Copy !req
350. We want what's rightfully ours,
and we brought our dad!Copy !req
351. Exactly. Uh.Copy !req
352. For the last time, I can't!Copy !req
353. I wish to speak to your manager.Copy !req
354. But you don't realize...
He's a vile, cruel beast!Copy !req
355. Uh, sorry! No refund!Copy !req
356. Shh.Copy !req
357. Tch-tch-tch.Copy !req
358. Okay.Copy !req
359. Here's what's gonna happen.Copy !req
360. I'm gonna return this
game and get a refund.Copy !req
361. Look.Copy !req
362. I'm putting the game on the counter.Copy !req
363. But--Copy !req
364. Easy. Easy, pal.Copy !req
365. Now, I'm opening the register.Copy !req
366. No, no, no! Sir, sir, sir,
I wouldn't do that if I were you!Copy !req
367. Well, lucky for me, I'm not you.Copy !req
368. So now I'm going to take what you owe us.Copy !req
369. See my hand?Copy !req
370. Slowly, slowly.Copy !req
371. Wait. Isn't that, like, stealing?Copy !req
372. But you don't understand!Copy !req
373. You can't take money out of
the register, you can only put it in!Copy !req
374. No!Copy !req
375. We're doomed!Copy !req
376. What's going on?!Copy !req
377. He's coming!Copy !req
378. Who's coming?Copy !req
379. The manager!Copy !req
380. I'm putting it back! I'm putting it back!Copy !req
381. I'm putting it back!Copy !req
382. Please! Don't hurt me!Copy !req
383. It's not even my fault! It's their fault!Copy !req
384. What?Copy !req
385. When you said you'd get us a refund,Copy !req
386. we didn't expect you to
steal from the register!Copy !req
387. You know very well I can't be trusted!Copy !req
388. Look at you! I thought you were
going to be some huge dude!Copy !req
389. The look on our faces! Whoa!Copy !req
390. I mean, where's the light in your office?Copy !req
391. It must be on the floor in the
back of the room or something!Copy !req
392. Phew.Copy !req
393. So, can we have our refund now?Copy !req
394. No refund!Copy !req
395. Oh, come on.Copy !req
396. We've all had a laugh and a little frightCopy !req
397. but I think it's time to
just give us our money backCopy !req
398. and we'll be on our way.Copy !req
399. I've had it with you and your brats
trying to mess with my money!Copy !req
400. You think you can steal
from me and laugh in my face?Copy !req
401. Oh, you're adorable!Copy !req
402. But seriously though,
you don't want this to get physical.Copy !req
403. You're lucky I'm a pacifist.Copy !req
404. Ow.Copy !req
405. Ow! Get him off!Copy !req
406. Get him off! Get him off!Copy !req
407. Go, Dad!Copy !req
408. Come on, Dad! You got him!Copy !req
409. He's inside my pants!Copy !req
410. Get him out.Copy !req
411. Yeah, kick his butt, Dad!Copy !req
412. Come on, Dad! You can take him!Copy !req
413. Dad?Copy !req
414. Get him off!Copy !req
415. Get him off! Aah! Ow!Copy !req
416. He's not winning, is he?Copy !req
417. No.Copy !req
418. What's wrong with you? Ow! Ow!Copy !req
419. Doesn't really hurt that much.Copy !req
420. But... Ow!Copy !req
421. Oh, no!Copy !req
422. My beautiful face!Copy !req
423. Gumball! Darwin!Copy !req
424. Do something!Copy !req
425. This is getting kind of embarrassing.Copy !req
426. No!Copy !req
427. Don't abandon me, please!Copy !req
428. Ow! Ow! Ow! Aah!Copy !req
429. He's biting my neck with
his little teeth, and it tickles!Copy !req
430. Stop right there, little man!Copy !req
431. Yeah! Leave Mr. Dad alone! Otherwise--Copy !req
432. Otherwise what?Copy !req
433. Otherwise, we'll put
the security video online.Copy !req
434. What do you think the Internet will sayCopy !req
435. when it sees you slapping your
customers with your little hands?Copy !req
436. That it's pretty funny?Copy !req
437. Yeah, it was pretty funny.Copy !req
438. But you'll probably get a modest fineCopy !req
439. and a couple of days of community service.Copy !req
440. So?Copy !req
441. So the shop will be closed.Copy !req
442. And?Copy !req
443. And you'll lose money.Copy !req
444. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
445. No need to get excited.Copy !req
446. Okay, look, I can't give you a refund.Copy !req
447. It's a matter of principle.Copy !req
448. But since I find you quite pathetic,Copy !req
449. I'll give you a 1% discount
on this new game console.Copy !req
450. That way, you can play
the game you've already got.Copy !req
451. What do you say?Copy !req
452. Hmm. One percent.Copy !req
453. So, 700 dollars.Copy !req
454. That's, like seven dollars off!Copy !req
455. Now, that's what I call a bargain!Copy !req
456. Can we have your credit card, Mr. Dad?Copy !req
457. Totally.Copy !req
458. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
459. Can't believe I got beat up
by a garden gnome.Copy !req
460. Oh, come on. It was pretty funny.Copy !req
461. Like when you were screaming,Copy !req
462. "No, no, my beautiful face!"Copy !req
463. And when he was pounding on you from aboveCopy !req
464. and it looked like a tennis ball
bouncing on a melon.Copy !req
465. And thanks to me, we did get
a huge discount on the console.Copy !req
466. Come on! Put the game on!Copy !req
467. Yes!Copy !req
468. Dad, he sold us a shredder.Copy !req