The Amazing World of Gumball 1x16

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A kiss from Grandma JoJo traumatizes Gumball, and Darwin attempts to help him forget.

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1. Please, Mom!

2. Please!

3. S'il te plait?

4. ¿Por favor?

5. Bitte?

6. We really want to do karate.

7. Olu'olu?

8. Okay.

9. Yay.

10. You better not get bored and give it up right away.

11. Mom, when have we ever given something up?

12. I hate football!

13. I hate tennis!

14. I hate flippin' horses!

15. I hate figure skating!

16. Oh, yeah.

17. Promise me you'll go to the lessons this time.

18. Who needs lessons?

19. You already bought us black belts.

20. Dude, you look so powerful in your belt.

21. You too, man.

22. Really?

23. Yeah. You're, like, half shark, half bear, half alligator.

24. Shark-bear-gator.

25. Darwin, let's agree to never take these off.

26. Agreed!

27. Ooh-yah! Wah!

28. Come on! Hyah!

29. That was the best day of my life!

30. Yah! Yah! Yah!

31. Why don't you fight Tina?

32. No, no, no, no.

33. Our karate is strictly for self-defense.

34. To misuse the power in this fin

35. would bring terrible dishonor upon our dojo.

36. Ha ha. Do another flip!

37. All right, just one more, for the fans.

38. Awesome!

39. Kung-fool!

40. Boys, come on! Time to go!

41. One second, Mom!

42. Hey, Penny!

43. Hi-yah!

44. What do you think of my new style?

45. Hmm. Very... Um...

46. Impressive?

47. Well, I like to see you happy.

48. Thanks.

49. Wah!

50. You need to work on that defense, young lotus.

51. Farewell.

52. Hyah!

53. You flinched!

54. Everything okay at school, honey?

55. Yeah, school is awesome,

56. especially when you're wearing one of these.

57. It's just that it kind of looked like

58. the kids were making fun of you back there.

59. Yeah, laughing with you can sound like laughing at you.

60. They even called us the "Karate Wieners"!

61. I think it's because we always "win" at karate.

62. The perfect karate master.

63. In your face!

64. Uh, I wish I could kick people like this in real life.

65. Hey, nice costumes, guys.

66. You have a spare one?

67. Nah. Sorry, Dad.

68. I'm not sure you're ready for the responsibility.

69. I understand.

70. Come on, Darwin.

71. Let's go practice some killer moves.

72. Okay, dude, you know what a true warrior needs for a good warm-up?

73. Mittens and a scarf?

74. No, Darwin-san.

75. Inspiration.

76. Oh, Richard, I'm so worried about them.

77. Why? It's a great track.

78. They're obsessed with those outfits,

79. and the kids at school are making fun of them.

80. You know how mean kids can be.

81. Richard?

82. I know they're just costumes, but if people make fun of them,

83. they'll never get girlfriends, or a job, and in 20 years' time,

84. they'll still be living here and wearing those ridiculous karate outfits!

85. Gumball.

86. Yeah?

87. I think we've wasted our lives.

88. Boys.

89. Hi, Mom.

90. Check out Darwin's sweet scissor kick.

91. Hyah!

92. When did you post this?

93. We didn't. Some kids at school did.

94. Boys, look at the title. "Tae-Kwon Dorks."

95. I think they might be making fun of you.

96. Nah. They just spelled Tae-Kwon Do wrong.

97. Korean spelling is very complicated.

98. There's loads of other fellow senseis on here.

99. Look.

100. Yah!

101. Hey!

102. I need to tell you a story.

103. Cool! Is it a fable about a great martial arts warrior?

104. Not exactly.

105. When your father was at school,

106. he thought he was

107. the Cottontail Cavalier!

108. Costumed geek!

109. Leave him alone!

110. At least he's brave enough to be himself!

111. He was lucky there was one girl

112. who loved him for who he really was.

113. What a sad story.

114. But what ever happened to the cape?

115. Well, I managed to get it off him and hide it.

116. What? You mean the president didn't really need my cape?

117. I'm sorry, honey.

118. It's because of you I'm mortal!

119. You see?

120. That's the kind of state you can get into when you refuse to grow up.

121. Gumball, I don't want to be a costumed geek.

122. It's okay, Darwin.

123. Mom, we'll stop wearing the outfits

124. if it'll make you happy.

125. Thank you, boys. I'm so proud of you.

126. You'll see, it's for the best.

127. Well, I think I'm cured.

128. Me, too.

129. I almost think I could put it back on, you know,

130. just one last time and I'd be fine.

131. I reckon if I put mine back on, it would do nothing.

132. It feels so good.

133. Boys, is that you?

134. Oh. Yeah. Just rushing off to school.

135. You know, don't want to miss any of those, spelling... sums.

136. That's great, honey.

137. Now, where did you put those karate costumes?

138. Those old things? I completely forgot about them.

139. But you had them only yesterday.

140. That was yesterday?

141. Well, time sure flies when you're all grown up.

142. Can you remember where we put them?

143. Beats me.

144. Maybe they're in the closet.

145. Bye!

146. Bye.

147. And now to get rid of this problem once and for all.

148. What the?

149. They've gone!

150. Wait a minute.

151. Bye!

152. Bye!

153. Those little fibbers!

154. Okay, let's get these dorky clothes off.

155. I don't know, I think I'm gonna keep mine on.

156. What?

157. Mom's kind of right. This is a bit lame.

158. Are you crazy?

159. Is that lame?

160. Nah.

161. It's pretty awesome.

162. Exactly!

163. Now, our fans are waiting.

164. The Karate Wieners have returned!

165. People, please, contain your excitement.

166. At lunch break, come and see me attempt the impossible.

167. What, are you gonna get a girlfriend?

168. No. I'm going to break 12 planks of wood

169. with this hand!

170. Are you crazy?

171. No, Darwin.

172. I'm more sane than I've ever been!

173. I can't believe they lied to me!

174. I never should've given them those outfits!

175. What was I thinking?

176. Out of my way! My kids are in danger!

177. Of becoming their father!

178. Dude, seriously, how are you gonna do this?

179. Ha, easy! I've seen loads of guys do it on the Internet.

180. All I have to do is hit it with my hand.

181. Watch.

182. Karate fans, please, can I have a little hush?

183. Yeah, quiet!

184. I want to hear him fail!

185. Shh!

186. Thank you, Darwin-san.

187. Hyah!

188. Stop laughing!

189. Don't you guys watch TV?

190. When you believe in yourself, you can accomplish anything!

191. Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

192. Aw man, it looked easier on the internet

193. Maybe I'll just do one plank.

194. Hyah!

195. Ladies and gentlemen, the Karate Wiener!

196. Hang on, wiener doesn't mean winner.

197. It means sausage!

198. Oh, no! I'm too late!

199. Hey, leave him alone!

200. If he wants to wear karate clothes, let him!

201. At least he's brave enough to be himself!

202. Besides, Ithink he looks...

203. cute, kind of like a... a...

204. Shark-bear-gator?

205. Yeah, something like that.

206. I told you girls would dig it.

207. Thanks for sticking up for me, Penny.

208. My pleasure, Gumball-san.

209. Wah! Hah!

210. Oh, my little Karate Wiener's in love.

211. Richard.

212. Yeah?

213. The president wants you to have this back.

214. Aah!

215. Really?

216. I can feel its power!

217. Well, put it on.

218. Yes!

219. The Cottontail Cavalier has returned!

220. Just like old times.

221. Thanks, honey.

222. We should... really get an escalator.

223. I told you, I already asked Santa.

224. Cool!

225. Now, kids, while we're gone.

226. I want you to do what you Granny Jojo tells you.

227. - Yes, Mom. - Yes, Mrs. Mom.

228. Richard, those go in the trunk!

229. Huh?

230. What does it look like I'm doing?

231. That's the gas tank!

232. Stop laughing at your father. He tries very hard.

233. That's the glove box!

234. Sorry!

235. Mom, I've been talking it over with Darwin,

236. and I think I'm old enough not to have Granny Jojo

237. kiss me on the cheek anymore.

238. Why don't you want your Granny Jojo

239. to kiss you on the cheek?

240. Uh, I'm just not into the whole kissing-on-the-cheek thing.

241. But she's your Granny Jojo.

242. So? Can't we just shake hands?

243. She's your grandmother, and you're going to let her kiss you on the cheek!

244. Between that and her TV programs, that's all she has left these days.

245. I like getting kissed on the cheek.

246. It makes me feel special.

247. He's right, Gumball. It's not the end of the world.

248. Well, if getting kissed on the cheek is so great,

249. how come those two always take off before Granny Jojo arrives?

250. Hurry, Richard! She'll be here any minute!

251. I know! I know!

252. Richard, her bus!

253. Granny Jojo!

254. Hello, dear.

255. Get my bags, would ya?

256. Granny Jojo!

257. Hello, walking fish.

258. Where's the blue one?

259. Here I am.

260. Say my name.

261. Come on, Gumball. Just get it over with.

262. Well, it's easy for you--

263. Aah!

264. Hurry up with those bags, Anais.

265. I don't want to miss the Sheriff McGruff marathon.

266. He's the only man of justice,

267. in a world of deceit.

268. See? That wasn't so bad.

269. Gumball?

270. Gumball, are you okay?

271. Anais?

272. Kinda busy here!

273. Something's wrong with Gumball.

274. She... she... she kissed me! She kissed me!

275. She kisses all of us! Get over it!

276. Jeez! What's in this thing, Bowling balls?

277. You okay, buddy?

278. Aah! Look out!

279. Aah!

280. Anais!

281. You be careful with Granny Jojo's bag.

282. Yes, Granny Jojo.

283. Darwin, you're getting me in trouble.

284. Take care of Gumball.

285. Hmm.

286. Hey, I know.

287. Let's go to your happy place.

288. My happy place?

289. Yeah, you know,

290. that special place you go to when you feel bad.

291. I don't have a happy place!

292. Where's your happy place?

293. Everywhere's my happy place.

294. Hi, mailbox!

295. Hi, Darwin!

296. Hi, tree!

297. Hey, Darwin!

298. Hey, dangerous criminal!

299. What?

300. Oh! Heya, Darwin.

301. Hi, two rats eating a kabob!

302. Hi, Darwin!

303. Hi, hundred-dollar bill!

304. Hello, Darwin!

305. Hi, grumpy old guys!

306. Hey, I hear your grandma's in town!

307. Give her a big kiss from me!

308. Find your happy place, find your happy place.

309. Here you go.

310. Thanks.

311. Aah.

312. Find your happy place.

313. Find your h--

314. Oh, hey look! A butterfly!

315. Ooh.

316. Pretty.

317. Give Granny Jojo a kiss!

318. Aah!

319. Happy place, ah... happy happy...

320. Come here and smell these flowers.

321. Hmm.

322. Daffodils!

323. Hmm.

324. They kind of smell like...

325. Granny Jojo!

326. Aw.

327. Why so sad?

328. You need to find your happy place!

329. There is no happy place!

330. I'm sorry, little creature!

331. I'm sorry I couldn't help you forget!

332. Anais!

333. Anais!

334. Yes, Granny Jojo?

335. Did you take Granny Jojo's bag up to her room?

336. Almost!

337. Well, hurry up. It's almost 4:30. It's nearly suppertime.

338. TV. Yeah.

339. This should work.

340. I'll get the door for you, buddy.

341. Oh, thanks.

342. Ah!

343. Eat up, Gumball.

344. Dinner will take your mind off it.

345. Uh, Darwin?

346. Aaaaaaah!

347. Oh.

348. Oh, man, that was intense.

349. Give us a kiss!

350. Noo!

351. Aah!

352. Aah!

353. Oh, come on! That's the fifth time tonight!

354. What are you doing out there?

355. Trying to move this stupid bag!

356. Gumball, maybe you'll never get over that kiss.

357. Then you need to fight fire with fire!

358. Won't that burn the house down?

359. No, no, no.

360. I mean, you've got to go through something

361. much worse to forget about grandma's kisses.

362. Trauma therapy!

363. Go, Gumball, go! Yeah!

364. Go, Gumball, go! Yeah!

365. Go, Gumball, go! Yeah!

366. What if this doesn't work, Darwin?

367. Oh, it'll work. It has to.

368. You're gonna squirm, cry, sweat, and scream!

369. You're gonna squirm, cry, sweat, and scream!

370. Uh...

371. Come on, Gumball, this is gonna be bad!

372. I can't hear you!

373. I didn't say anything!

374. I said, "Are you ready?"

375. No, you didn't!

376. Oh. Are you ready?

377. Yes.

378. Run that way!

379. Welcome to level one,

380. The Leap...

381. of Faith!

382. Leap of faith. Eh. Sounds easy enough.

383. Did I say, "The Leap of Faith"?

384. I meant, "The Leap of Filth"!

385. Ew.

386. Oh!

387. You're enjoying this, aren't you?

388. Uh-huh.

389. Forgotten about the kiss yet?

390. No.

391. On your feet, Gumball.

392. You really stink.

393. But you're in luck! You're gonna take a shower.

394. It's level two!

395. The Shower of Slime!

396. Forgotten yet?

397. About what?

398. About the kiss.

399. Oh. I had, but you just reminded me.

400. Oh.

401. Then welcome to level three,

402. the See-Through Stuff of Sweaty Cheese!

403. Forgotten yet?

404. No!

405. What are you guys doing here?

406. We're your next level, The Sounds of Suffering!

407. Forgotten now?

408. No!

409. How about now?

410. Make it stop!

411. The good news is, this is the last level.

412. Bad news is, this is the worst.

413. Really?

414. Okay, do it.

415. So?

416. So... what?

417. He's forgotten!

418. He's forgotten!

419. Aah!

420. Yes! I did it!

421. Granny Jojo, Granny Jojo!

422. I did it!

423. You did what?

424. I carried your suitcase up to your room.

425. Well, good for you, dear.

426. Now bring it back down. My bus will be here any minute.

427. I found my happy place!

428. Hey, two rats eating a kabob!

429. Hey, Gumball.

430. I found my happy place.

431. That's great. Good for you, pal.

432. Hey, old guy.

433. No, wait! My back!

434. Whoo-hoo!

435. Ah, That's so much better!

436. Hey, old guy.

437. Gumball's found his happy place.

438. Darn it.

439. Anais, give me a kiss good-bye and put my bags on the bus.

440. A little bit faster this time, please.

441. Granny Jojo! Gumball's found his happy place!

442. That's nice, fish kid. Now kiss me good-bye.

443. Granny Jojo! I found my happy place!

444. Yeah, whatever. Now give your Granny Jojo a kiss good-bye.

445. Of course.

446. Gumball, give me a hand with this bag!

447. Okay.