The Amazing World of Gumball 1x13

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Gumball decides to investigate when his class finds Principal Brown wrapped up in toilet paper, shaved and, covered in green paint, or else face detention.

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1. I think cheese is better than cake

2. because you can have cheesecake,

3. but you can't have cake cheese.

4. Ugh! What is it?

5. I don't know.

6. Agh! It smells like manure!

7. It looks like a Rancid burrito.

8. I think it just moved.

9. Somebody do something.

10. What's going on here?

11. What are you poking?

12. Eugh!

13. It looks like a wet diaper!

14. Nigel!

15. It's Principal Brown!

16. Oh, my sweet Nigel,

17. who would shave you, paint you, wrap you in toilet paper,

18. and shut you in Watterson's locker?

19. Who did this?

20. Who did this?!

21. I want everyone in class now!

22. I said "Everyone"!

23. Eugh! What's that? It looks like--

24. We know what it looks like!

25. I'm taking Principal Brown to the nurse's office!

26. Nurse...

27. Come, Nigel.

28. And if the culprit hasn't owned up by the time I get back,

29. you're all in detention!

30. So, what do you guys think happened to Principal Brown?

31. Well, I saw him at the end of school,

32. so it must've happened after that.

33. So, who stayed after school yesterday?

34. I was doing cheerleader stuff.

35. I was cleaning late.

36. I had detention.

37. I can't remember.

38. So you're all suspects.

39. Oh, come on.

40. It was obviously Gumball.

41. Yeah, Brown was found in his locker.

42. Guys, I didn't do it.

43. But I'm gonna find out who did.

44. And I think I know just how.

45. Whoever did it, raise your hand!

46. Okay...

47. Whoever didn't do it, raise your hand!

48. What?

49. Aha! So you did it!

50. Dude, I don't have any hands!

51. Darn. You're good.

52. Aren't you supposed to, like, look for clues or something?

53. Hmm. Clues.

54. Like those paint splatters all over your pom-poms!

55. No, wait! I can explain!

56. There's only one explanation.

57. It was a crime of passion.

58. What do you mean?

59. You knew Principal Brown put me in detention last night,

60. and, overwhelmed by your feelings for me,

61. you confronted him in his office.

62. Please, let him go!

63. I love him, Principal Brown!

64. He's nothing but a rogue!

65. But he's noble and strong and brave and handsome.

66. So handsome.

67. He might be the best-looking guy

68. in the whole school!

69. Gumball, have you seen your yearbook photo?

70. No interruptions, please.

71. We all know how handsome

72. Gumball is, but he's still in detention.

73. Then you leave me no choice.

74. It was then that you pompom'd him unconscious

75. shaved off his hair to punish him,

76. covered him in paint to humiliate him,

77. wrapped him in toilet paper to keep him quiet,

78. and stuffed him in my locker as proof

79. of your deranged obsession for me.

80. It was you!

81. But I forgive you because I am madly in love with you, too.

82. Yeah, well,

83. that's not quite what happened.

84. I had finally finished my painting of the cheerleaders,

85. and I went to hang it in the stairwell.

86. I guess it was still wet,

87. and I must've got paint on my pom-poms.

88. And did anyone see you supposedly hang this

89. alleged painting in this "so-called" stairwell?

90. Yeah. You did.

91. Hey, Penny! I love you!

92. Your painting! Your painting! I love your painting!

93. Remember?

94. Oh, yeah.

95. So, if Penny didn't do it, who did?

96. Hmm.

97. It must've been...

98. You!

99. I said it was him!

100. Why me?

101. Well...

102. Yesterday, you were wandering around

103. when suddenly, at the age of 27,

104. you realized your youth was behind you.

105. Oh.

106. Then all your hair fell out.

107. Bummer.

108. When you saw Principal Brown's lustrous hairy coat,

109. you were overcome with jealously.

110. Yeah!

111. And acting on impulse, you attacked him.

112. Aah!

113. You frantically plucked out all of his hair,

114. dyed it the right color,

115. and used it to cover your balding shame.

116. Then, planning to mislead any investigation,

117. you painted Principal Brown,

118. wrapped him in toilet paper,

119. and stuffed him into my locker.

120. The perfect crime, save for one thing!

121. Huh?

122. When you stuck the new hair on your body,

123. there wasn't quite enough, which explains

124. this bald spot on your hand!

125. Dude, you've got it all wrong!

126. I got this bald spot when I was cleaning yesterday.

127. You see, I spilled some really strong chemicals on my hand

128. and it burnt off the hair. See?

129. If that's the case,

130. how come I can just pull your hair right off?

131. Agh! Oh! Stop!

132. Ow! No! Agh!

133. Oh, okay, then.

134. I guess it wasn't you.

135. Who could it be?

136. All this suspense is making me sweaty.

137. Why don't you just wipe your brow with that toilet paper

138. suspiciously stuck to the bottom of your shoe?

139. Clue!

140. I can't believe I'm gonna have to say this, buddy, but

141. It was you!

142. Yes! Yes! I did it!

143. I'm a monster! A monster!

144. Just lock me up!

145. I'm a menace to society!

146. Take me away!

147. I rest my case.

148. But Darwin couldn't have done it.

149. Really?

150. We all saw you on the bus when we went home.

151. Then how do you explain the toilet paper?

152. You've had it on your feet all day, dude.

153. Didn't you notice?

154. Nope.

155. Don't remember any toilet paper.

156. So it wasn't Penny, it wasn't Rocky,

157. and it wasn't Darwin,

158. which leaves us with only one suspect.

159. The only person who knew the combination

160. to the locker Principal Brown was found in.

161. You!

162. Oh.

163. Hmph!

164. That's all the proof I need!

165. You're coming with me, Watterson!

166. Wait! You're forgetting one bit of crucial evidence!

167. And what's that?

168. I'll just...

169. go and get it.

170. He's not coming back, is he?

171. No.

172. No homework for the one who catches him!

173. Quick! Give me something else to throw!

174. What?

175. Stop throwing stuff at me! I'm innocent!

176. Ouch.

177. Shh!

178. Leave me alone! I'm innocent!

179. I would never hurt Principal Brown!

180. My, I think I'm feeling a little better.

181. This is extraordinarily painful.

182. It... couldn't possibly get any worse.

183. Oh!

184. Bobert!

185. Don't turn me in!

186. Oh. You've been switched off.

187. Aah! Don't turn me in!

188. Why?

189. Principal Brown was attacked, and everyone thinks it was me!

190. But it wasn't you.

191. Exactly!

192. Wait. How come you believe me?

193. I saw everything.

194. What?

195. Gumball!

196. Agh!

197. Get him!

198. Stop!

199. New evidence has come to light!

200. Tell them what happened, dude!

201. I can do better than that.

202. I can play you my memory.

203. First, Penny hung her hideous painting on the wall.

204. Hey!

205. Then Gumball turned up, looking love-struck as usual.

206. Hey!

207. Next, Darwin walked down the stairs,

208. trailing toilet paper like a nincompoop.

209. What's a nincompoop?

210. Hey!

211. Then Rocky dropped a bottle of chemicals on the floor,

212. looking quite old.

213. Hey!

214. And finally came Principal Brown, whose office door suddenly flew open,

215. leaving him disoriented and dizzy.

216. He fell down the stairs, rolling himself in Darwin's toilet paper,

217. smashed into Penny's artwork,

218. covering his face in paint,

219. then fell back into Rocky's chemicals, burning off his hair,

220. then down more stairs, wrapping himself in even more toilet paper

221. and finally into Gumball's locker.

222. Huh?

223. Eh.

224. But why didn't you say something before?

225. Well, it was so funny, I blew a fuse.

226. I was like, "Ha. Ha. Ha.

227. Ha..."

228. You've done it again.

229. On.

230. So, the true culprit is the person who threw open Principal Brown's door.

231. Exactly.

232. And I know just how to find out.

233. Whoever opened the door, put your hand up!

234. Oh, come on!

235. Why don't I just replay the tape?

236. Stop there!

237. Now forward slowly.

238. Freeze! There!

239. Zoom in 50 percent.

240. Zoom in 100 percent.

241. Zoom in another 100 percent.

242. Enhance video.

243. It was you all along!

244. We're going to tell Principal Brown!

245. Tell him what?

246. What we just saw on Bobert's memory.

247. What memory?

248. Erase memory.

249. Who... am I?

250. That's not fair!

251. How do you sleep at night, Miss Simian?

252. Like a baby.

253. Has anyone seen Miss Simian?

254. Don't worry, Miss Simian! We just called an ambulance!

255. Ooh!

256. Hey, Dad, can you pass the sugar?

257. Sure, Gumball. Here's the sugar.

258. It probably just needs more sugar.

259. This tastes terrible!

260. It tastes like salt.

261. That's because I swapped the sugar for the salt!

262. It was the greatest prank ever!

263. Okay, you got me.

264. But that's not the greatest prank.

265. This is.

266. Hey, Dad, does this ketchup look funny to you?

267. Hmm. I'll check.

268. But afterwards, don't forget to show me

269. that prank you were talking about.

270. Looks okay to me--

271. Aah!

272. What'd you do that for?

273. You got ketchup all over me.

274. That was the prank.

275. Yeah, we did it because it's funny!

276. No, it isn't.

277. It's only funny when it happens to someone else!

278. How could you do this to your own father?

279. That wasn't very nice. You two should know better.

280. What? You didn't tell him off for pranking us!

281. You know it's too late for your father.

282. I want you two to apologize by the time I get back.

283. Do you think Mr. Dad will be OK?

284. Eh, he probably forgot about it already.

285. Hello, children.

286. Hey, Dad.

287. Why don't you try on these lovely new shoes?

288. This is a prank, isn't it?

289. What? Pr-Prank?

290. What, me prank you? No!

291. No. Ha, ha. No

292. I would like to return these shoes, please.

293. Unfortunately, sir, you seem to have filled them with baked beans.

294. I did nothing of the sort, sir!

295. Well, I'm sure you wouldn't mind putting them on

296. and taking a walk to prove it, huh?

297. And I'm sure I wouldn't mind either!

298. On second thoughts, I think I shall keep them.

299. I happen to have grown quite attached to them.

300. Welcome to "Pranks for Beginners."

301. Over the next 30 minutes--

302. Thirty minutes?

303. That's two subs, a muffin, and a tub of ice cream.

304. Oh, and I better get a sausage for the last 19 seconds.

305. Mental note, next time, take food for the journey back, as well.

306. Step one, go out onto the roof of the house.

307. Step two, take off all of your clothes.

308. Step three, pretend that you are a ballerina

309. while repeatedly slapping yourself in the face.

310. Dude, this cannot be real.

311. I'm a ballerina! I'm a ballerina!

312. I'm a ballerina! I'm a ballerina!

313. Step five, realize you've just been pranked.

314. Step six, try and fit down the chimney headfirst.

315. Aw, look, he's been up all night trying to find a way to get back at us.

316. Yep, he's definitely out cold.

317. I can't wait to see the look on his face when he wakes up.

318. Uh.

319. Uh...

320. Dude, I don't think he's waking up.

321. Where does this river go?

322. Uh, I think it goes out to sea.

323. Do you think he'll be mad, Gumball?

324. No. It's just a small, harmless... prank.

325. If you're deciding where to go for a hamburger,

326. look no further than the burger park.

327. Dad! Are you okay?

328. Can I get you something to eat or something?

329. No. I still have plenty of coconuts.

330. What happened to your clothes?

331. I ate them.

332. How do we know when we've taken this too far?

333. I think we'll know when we get there.

334. This is just too easy.

335. Dad!

336. Hey, Darwin and I were thinking of going outside.

337. Oh, okay.

338. Shall we go into the front yard or the backyard?

339. The backyard!

340. It's always nice at this time of year.

341. Hey, you know what else would be fun?

342. What?

343. Going through the window.

344. What are you talking about? Are you crazy?

345. Well, how else are we gonna get to the backyard?

346. Through the door!

347. The what?

348. The door! Like this!

349. Aah!

350. Sir, please stop struggling so we can get the bucket off.

351. It's dark!

352. How did this happen?

353. Well, we saw our dad putting the bucket on top of the kitchen door, and--

354. You saw me?! How can you do this to me?!

355. You betrayed me, my own children!

356. I look like a fool!

357. I don't want anyone to see me like this!

358. Sir, please calm down!

359. Leave me alone!

360. Get off my lawn!

361. It's no use. Eddie, tranquilizer.

362. Leave...

363. me... alone...

364. Hey, Dad, so, things got a little carried away there.

365. What with you know, you going out to sea and getting tranquilized and everything.

366. So... it was a lot of fun, but I think it's about time to call it a day, okay?

367. Yeah, I think we've all learned a valuable lesson

368. about not taking pranks too far.

369. Let's have a feel-good hug.

370. This doesn't feel like a happy ending.

371. What are we gonna do?

372. I don't know.

373. Huh?

374. Maybe we should just go outside again,

375. this time, through the front door.

376. Good idea, Gumball!

377. Okay, prepare to get wet.

378. What the what?!

379. I'm gonna prank you!

380. Gumball, what's wrong with you?

381. You're hyperventilating!

382. Stop panicking, Gumball!

383. Just calm down!

384. Get! A! Grip!

385. Snap! Out! Of! It!

386. Cut it out! You're making it worse!

387. Oh, sorry.

388. There, there, buddy.

389. There, there.

390. Is that better?

391. Much better.

392. Now hold me and tell me everything is going to be okay.

393. Everything's gonna be okay, buddy.

394. How about a little kiss?

395. Prank time!

396. Aaaaaaah!

397. Where are you?

398. We're not under the sofa!

399. Aha!

400. Huh?

401. Hmm.

402. And that's it for tonight's news at 5:00.

403. Here's Garbin with the weather.

404. It will be very hot here with temperatures soaring

405. to 20 degrees below zero on the northern front of the warm drift

406. with isolating regions of the cold snaps.

407. And there will be a beautiful rainbow.

408. Hmm. I wonder what else is on TV.

409. How could you?

410. It's not what it looks like. Please, don't leave me.

411. No! It can never be the same again!

412. And here, captured on film for the first time,

413. we see the chicken crab.

414. A music video, a music video

415. Yeah, we are in a music video

416. This is what you call a music video

417. Oh, baby, we're singing

418. I'm in a music video...

419. Run.

420. Look! The air vent, it's the only way!

421. It's no use!

422. Stand back! I'm warning you!

423. You leave me no choice!

424. Ooh...

425. You should've seen your faces!

426. You really thought I was gonna get you!

427. You mean that whole thing was a prank?

428. Yeah, and you totally bought it!

429. Dad, that was terrible!

430. How could you do that to your own children?

431. It's always funny when the joke's on someone else.

432. You almost dropped a block of solid concrete on our heads!

433. Yeah, I have no idea what happened with that.

434. It was wet when I poured it in.

435. And all the bursting through walls and stuff?

436. I'll be honest with ya'.

437. I broke five ribs, but it was all worth it

438. just to see your faces.

439. Good job, Dad. You totally got us.

440. We're sorry we pranked you.

441. No, it's me that should be sorry.

442. But it was us who took it too far.

443. Yeah, but I was the one who started it.

444. Who! Did! This?!

445. It was him!