1. Emergency family meeting!
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2. Everyone,
meet me in the kitchen.
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3. Except you, Anais.
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4. All right.
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5. I'm gonna
run out of room
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6. in my stuff-to-unpack-
in-therapy notebook.
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7. All right,
what's happening, Mom?
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8. Hmm?
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9. "Class action lawsuit
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10. leads to amusement park
demolition tomorrow."
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11. - What does that mean?
- It means that Daisyland
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12. was built by
a bunch of corrupt bozos
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13. who cut even more corners
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14. than they cut children
on their rides.
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15. "Little Timmy
was left upside down
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16. on the Rainbow Vortex
for so long
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17. that his tongue
hung out of his mouth
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18. like a prize-winning eggplant"?
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19. Glad
we're never going, I guess.
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20. Oh, we're going immediately.
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21. - What?
- What? I can't go now.
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22. I have a date with Penny.
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23. Two years ago,
I bought these tickets
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24. for Anais's birthday,
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25. and I still haven't taken her!
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26. But why are you saying this
like it's our fault?
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27. Because this is why
we never went.
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28. I'm sorry, honey.
We'll have to go another time.
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29. Nicole!
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30. Uh, Mrs. Mom!
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31. Uh, Mom!
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32. Okay.
We might have been
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33. hogging your attention
a little, but...
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34. Nicole!
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35. Mom!
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36. - Nicole!
- Mrs. Mom!
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37. All right, we get it!
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38. We're useless!
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39. - Mom!
- Mrs. Mom!
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40. Nicole!
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41. - Mom!
- Mrs. Mom!
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42. - Nicole!
- Mom?
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43. - Nicole!
- Mrs. Mom!
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44. - Nicole!
- Mom!
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45. Promise me you'll be
on your best behavior.
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46. I need you to not muck this up.
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47. This is our last chance
to take her
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48. before they demolish the park.
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49. Today is all about her.
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50. I'm so sorry, Penny.
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51. I won't be able
to join you today
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52. because I have to go
to this stupid thing,
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53. but just remember
how much I love you.
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54. - Never forget—
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55. Well, if we manage
to make it there,
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56. which we probably won't,
knowing you guys,
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57. I want to go
on the Paddle Pals River,
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58. then the Log Drop,
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59. then the Rainbow Vortex,
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60. the Parade of Kindness,
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61. and then...
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62. I'm gonna hug Daisy.
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63. Then the fireworks,
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64. and a nice family photo.
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65. Wait up. What kind
of demonic spawn is that?
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66. Oh.
You mean Baby Billy?
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67. But he's so cute.
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68. He looks like
he was born
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69. bursting through
someone's chest.
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70. It's lucky you managed
to fix the car, Richard.
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71. Imagine if it hadn't
passed the inspection.
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72. Ah, see?
Not so useless after all.
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73. How about some music to get
our baby girl in the mood?
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74. No stress. I can fix this, too.
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75. Okay, okay! Let's just...
enjoy the silence.
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76. What have you done to the car?
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77. Uh...
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78. Is that baby gonna be there?
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79. I don't want to be eaten
by the kindergarten goblin!
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80. Let me out! Let me out!
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81. Let me out!
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82. Darwin, stop this!
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83. I've got another idea.
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84. Do whatever you have to do,
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85. but do it quick!
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86. No!
I can't see anything now!
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87. All right!
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88. Richard, just do something!
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89. Argh! Cut it out!
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90. I'm trying to
apologize to Penny
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91. for missing our date.
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92. I'm just a big bag
of useless flesh.
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93. Let me go!
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94. I don't want to be fed
to the kindergarten goblin!
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95. Let me out!
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96. - I don't know what to do!
- I can't hear myself thinking
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97. with you whining
like a bunch of Internet goats.
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98. No!
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99. Look what
you made me send Penny!
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100. Remember what you promised.
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101. - Yes.
- Today's all about you.
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102. Yeah. We're gonna
have a great time.
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103. Hmm. Sure.
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104. All we need now
is just one good soul
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105. to allow us back into traffic.
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106. Mom, please.
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107. Can we put the real air con on?
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108. The air tastes like liver.
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109. No, because the air con now
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110. makes the car
deflate the tires.
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111. Okay.
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112. All right. I've had enough.
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113. Fair enough.
I would do the same to anyone
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114. trying to weasel their way in
from the emergency lane.
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115. Actually, you know what?
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116. Back in the game.
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117. Okay.
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118. Thank you, Universe,
for the edit button.
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119. Phew!
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120. Penny will never know.
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121. Uh, you do know
she can see the edited message
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122. on her side, though, right?
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123. Uh, Mom, I think we're having
a serious situation back here.
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124. What's the problem
with you boys?
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125. Don't you want to see
the cute cartoon characters?
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126. Oh, you've got to
be kidding me.
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127. I was chewing gum
when I fixed the car,
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128. and I sneezed,
and it went through my nostril.
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129. And then I couldn't find it—
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130. Mom, just do what you gotta do.
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131. Come on, come on.
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132. Hey, Penny!
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133. He literally died
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134. when he sent you
that message by mistake.
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135. For the record, you guys
should just call next time.
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136. Text messages
can be easily misinterpreted.
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137. All right, bye now.
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138. We're gonna do it! We can
still make it there in time.
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139. It's gonna be okay!
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140. Hey, you! Stop!
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141. License and registration, please.
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142. Well, it seems your husband
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143. registered this car as a boat.
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144. So this vehicle
is not street legal.
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145. More like
straight lethal, actually.
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146. Also, the son we found
tied up in the backseat
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147. says you're gonna feed him
to a demon baby?
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148. So that, plus the damage
you caused on the freeway
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149. means that, no, Mrs. Watterson,
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150. I cannot let you
go to Daisyland.
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151. It's okay. I get it.
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152. The boys need more attention.
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153. It's not your fault
either, Mom.
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154. It's just the way
our family is.
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155. Aw!
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156. I'll be fine.
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157. No!
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158. We are going to Daisyland!
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159. They're catching up.
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160. Richard, get rid of all
that boat stuff we don't need!
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161. Stop the car!
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162. Right now!
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163. Wait. It's at
the Paddle Pals River.
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164. Aww!
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165. Uh... What's that sound?
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166. The Log Drop.
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167. No, no, no.
No, no, no.
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168. The Rainbow Vortex!
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169. - Let's go, baby boo!
- We've got seven minutes left.
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170. Enough time
to do your program twice!
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171. If we keep the pace!
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172. Uh, wait up. I, um...
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173. - Huh?
- I just...
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174. I don't think
I need to go anymore.
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175. What? Why?
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176. Uh...
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177. Well, because that's happening,
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178. for starters.
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179. And then, I guess
I wasn't really sure
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180. if anyone in this family
had time for me, you know.
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181. Aww.
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182. Oh! The Parade of Kindness!
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183. But you guys tried so hard.
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184. I feel like I've been on
the joyride of a lifetime.
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185. - Help me! Please!
- Ah! Baby Billy!
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186. Thought you were gonna eat me?
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187. Not so scary now, huh?
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188. Actually, now that
I see you up close,
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189. you're kind of cute,
Baby Billy.
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190. Thank you.
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191. I think I like him now.
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192. See? It really
wasn't for nothing.
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193. All those efforts today...
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194. you guys delivered.
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195. I felt the love, you know?
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196. Aww.
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197. It really ticked every box.
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198. Oh!
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199. Feels like we're in
for some serious fireworks.
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200. Oh! Uh, there's one more thing
we need to do.
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201. Will you please
take a photo for us?
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202. Of course.
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203. Everyone leaves Daisyland
with a smile.
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204. Everybody say "Anais!"
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205. Anais!
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206. Huh?
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207. Daisy!
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