The Amazing World of Gumball 7x5

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Gumball must help Principal Brown have body confidence about his butt in order to be allowed to do his poem about butts at the Poetry Recital.

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1. What exactly is going on right now?

2. I'm whistle blowing.

3. My freedom of speech is being infringed upon.

4. Ms. Simeon refused to let me read

5. my poem at the recital tonight.

6. Well, for starters,

7. the superintendent will be present.

8. And knowing you, that poem is probably

9. as appropriate as chest hair on a newborn baby.

10. It's about my butt.

11. Have a good day, Watterson.

12. It's not just about butts.

13. It's also about self-love

14. and accepting yourself as you are, and—

15. Sir!

16. Sir. Principal Brown!

17. What are you doing?

18. People need to hear my message!

19. Oh, no!

20. Yes!

21. Don't you dare, Watterson!

22. - Watterson! - This poem is called "My Butt"

23. by Gumball Watterson.

24. Give me that!

25. I'm not gonna lie.

26. For someone who looks like an anemic

27. shower drain cannelloni,

28. that was mad impressive.

29. I'm sorry, Watterson.

30. It's just, I have a problem with butts.

31. My own, specifically.

32. I... I cover it up with—

33. I'm not gonna go into details, but mine is weird and gross.

34. Can you let this slide, please?

35. Uh...

36. Don't make it a thing.

37. Please, I beg you.

38. I can't let you suffer like this.

39. I swear to help you love yourself.

40. No. No. No!

41. Can't you see your own shame is putting your students

42. at risk of reliving the same misery?

43. No!

44. It's for the good of the children!

45. No!

46. Oh, all right, then.

47. You know, sometimes all it takes

48. to feel better about a part of yourself

49. is to find a new way of framing it.

50. Well, feel free to frame my butt for homicide

51. of my self-esteem.

52. That butt is part of you.

53. You just need to see it in a new light

54. to learn to love it again. Look.

55. No, no, no.

56. Yo, this one kind of slays.

57. If you're talking about heretics

58. during the Crusades, maybe.

59. No, no, no.

60. Oh, that's kind of bold.

61. No future!

62. Yeah. For my work life.

63. Oh, this one feels very me.

64. Yeah, it's got that 1950s

65. I don't do feelings, Daddy realness.

66. Larry, you're up.

67. I don't get paid enough for this.

68. Okay, just relax now.

69. Everything's gonna be all right.

70. I'm an adult man, Watterson.

71. I know how to handle my—

72. Stay back! Stay out!

73. What was that about?

74. It would appear my butt issues

75. are a little more deep-seated than I first assumed.

76. Maybe I can help.

77. The people from my village

78. used to complain a lot about how they looked.

79. But they missed those parts they didn't like

80. once they were gone.

81. Oh, hey, you guys.

82. So you want to press charges or anything?

83. No. No, I'm good.

84. Oh, great. Then you're free to go.

85. Oh!

86. Oh, you can go too, by the way.

87. No witness, no body, no crime.

88. Thank you, Officer.

89. I'll get back to my work.

90. Another case closed for Elmore's finest.

91. Uh...

92. Want to know what I do

93. when things don't go exactly to plan?

94. I ask a responsible adult.

95. But when Mom's not home, I ask him.

96. What to do when society

97. forces unrealistic beauty standards upon you,

98. and your body looks like a gas station burrito.

99. Make popcorn, I guess.

100. No.

101. You look at yourself with the kindness you deserve

102. and find the beauty within.

103. Oh! I see it too.

104. How can it be?

105. Is this some sort of delusional pathology?

106. No, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, my friend.

107. I'd demonstrate too, but unfortunately,

108. I was blessed with such a physique

109. that I just can't be improved upon.

110. - Anyway, you give it a try. - Uh... hmm. Uh.

111. - Oh. - Come on. Love yourself.

112. Ah!

113. Wait, wait, wait! Stop! What are you doing?

114. I can't stop!

115. What's up with that butt of yours, man?

116. Uh, I'm sorry.

117. Let me explain.

118. You see, I was born with a bald butt.

119. I never questioned its shape until that day...

120. with the local school bully.

121. Uh...

122. What's up with that?

123. Why is your crack so short, bro?

124. Does it whistle when you toot?

125. Guys, look at this.

126. It looks like an egg with a cleft chin.

127. I resorted to wearing a butt wig

128. from that moment forward.

129. Huh. It's funny how a small, innocent comment

130. can affect the rest of your life. Hmm.

131. I don't know.

132. Sounds like that kid was a massive cuss word.

133. But that's why you have to let me read my poem tonight.

134. So we can right this wrong, and no student will ever

135. have to feel ashamed of their body again.

136. That kid went on to become the superintendent, Gumball.

137. He'll be at the recital tonight.

138. But—

139. This is the end of this discussion.

140. No ifs, no ands

141. and no, bu— bu— bu-bu—

142. I'll heal you, Principal Brown,

143. with the power of spoken words,

144. no matter whether you want it or not.

145. Mark my words, Principal Brown!

146. I will—

147. Gray is the color of the gray sock.

148. Gray is the color...

149. I'm sorry, Watterson, but I couldn't let you rope me

150. - into further humiliation. - Gray is the color...

151. Oh, I hope you're enjoying the evening, sir.

152. Oh, yeah, my taxi's coming.

153. I'm gonna have to cut it short.

154. Gray is the color...

155. But not as short as you know what.

156. I beg your pardon?

157. It is you, isn't it?

158. What was your nickname again? Uh... uh... Badonkadonk?

159. Oh, wait. Uh... uh...

160. Benedict Plundercrack!

161. Wait, wait!

162. It's coming.

163. Petite Cakes!

164. Gray is also the color—

165. This one's called "My Butt" by Gumball Watterson.

166. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle When I pop a hip

167. Rocking from top to bottom As I do a dip

168. Pumping with adrenaline

169. Wobbling like gelatin—

170. Whoa!

171. Come on, do it for the children.

172. Uh...

173. Because that beautiful butt Was born to bounce to the beat

174. It's, um, gonna Rock the lights out

175. So, get off your seat

176. Shame on you. How do you sleep at night?

177. On my stomach so you can kiss it, Mr. White.

178. That guy's time as principal

179. is gonna be shorter than his— Uh...

180. Good evening, sir.

181. Uh... uh...

182. To the airport. Make it quick.

183. Hmm, perhaps a short cut.