1. Hey, what's up with you today?
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2. You've got
that misplaced confidence
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3. that only people about to ruin
their lives give, you know.
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4. You're exuding
confidence and happiness.
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5. I don't like it.
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6. What? Can't I just
be having a good day?
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7. Well, not if it ruins mine.
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8. Okay, okay.
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9. I have a secret.
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10. You're adopted!
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11. No. I wrote Carrie
a super romantic love letter,
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12. and I'm about to slip it
in her locker today
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13. to surprise her.
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14. For real?
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15. That sounds dangerous, dude.
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16. Kinda like opening
a vampire's coffin
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17. to present them
with your beating heart,
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18. and, I don't know,
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19. - expect to make out.
- Really?
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20. Well, she's a cursed specter
from the underworld,
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21. so there's no telling
how she might react.
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22. Well, whilst I appreciate
your unsolicited advice,
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23. I think it's time
to let Carrie know
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24. how I really feel.
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25. I'mma give her the letter.
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26. Woo-hoo!
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27. Penny!
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28. Hi!
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29. Hi, Gumball.
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30. - Baby!
- B-b-b-baby.
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31. Oh,
I missed you so much!
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32. - Hey, Carrie.
- What up, D?
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33. Oh, I missed you so much!
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34. No, I missed you more.
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35. I missed you more.
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36. No, I missed you more.
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37. - Ugh!
- Oh, sorry, Carrie.
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38. I forgot you hate it
when people show affection.
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39. I don't hate it...
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40. but that's because
I'm technically dead inside.
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41. I do find it cringey, though.
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42. It's really nerdy and gross.
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43. But that's why
me and Darwin work so well,
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44. because he's not
some mewling puddle of mush.
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45. Yeah, but-but what if it was
a really cutesy little way
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46. of saying something nice,
like "I wuv you."
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47. Never ever say "I love you"
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48. to someone from the underworld.
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49. Everyone is deprived of love
in the land of the dead.
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50. So, when a ghost
hears those words,
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51. the hunger makes them
want to devour your...
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52. lives!
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53. I'm glad we clarified that.
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54. See you
at recess, baby.
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55. We gotta get that letter back.
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56. What if the boyfriend
is unappetizing though,
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57. like that gross aquatic guy
from the Black Lagoon,
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58. and he says it?
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59. Well, he better say it
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60. with some soy sauce.
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61. Oh, hey.
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62. What's up, you guys?
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63. What's on the menu today?
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64. Oh. Soul food.
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65. Nothing much, sweet mortal.
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66. - What about you?
- Oh!
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67. Uh, well, I, uh...
wanted to show you this object
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68. that I, uh, found
on the street.
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69. True story...
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70. and tell you all about it.
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71. It's a...
It's a very interesting thing,
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72. you'll be pleased to see.
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73. What the—
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74. What is that?
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75. Ah, nice diversion.
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76. Thanks. How'd you
manage to get out?
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77. I out-grossed
a literal slime bag.
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78. Where did you
get this paper from?
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79. This letter is indestructible.
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80. This is starting
to feel seriously cursed.
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81. It's from a notebook
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82. that Carrie gave me
for Valentine's Day.
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83. The kitty stickers.
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84. They burn!
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85. Ooh, I like it.
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86. I think it's safe to assume
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87. that pain
only makes it stronger.
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88. There's some weird stuff
written in it.
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89. Maybe they are curses
that could destroy the letter.
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90. Try another one.
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91. Dude,
I think it was a love spell.
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92. You only made the letter
even more bewitching.
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93. It's lucky I can't possibly
love you more than I already do
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94. 'cause you really look
like a snack right now.
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95. Don't say that!
I don't want Carrie to eat me.
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96. Let's just toss it.
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97. If Carrie never sees it,
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98. you're covered, right?
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99. Uh, y-yeah.
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100. What's the worst
that could happen?
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101. Bye, Mom.
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102. Bye, sweetie!
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103. Told you this day was cursed.
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104. You know,
if you think about it,
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105. a sweet and chill giant
is a better partner
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106. than a man-eating ghost
with weird attachment issues.
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107. Just make sure you're the one
wearing the trousers
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108. in the relationship this time.
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109. But it's her that I love.
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110. Hi.
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111. Hmm.
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112. Oh, boy. He's here.
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113. Hector, I think—
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114. It's okay, dude.
I found your letter.
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115. Yes!
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116. Huh?
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117. You know the rules.
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118. If a note is more important
than the lesson,
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119. then it must be shared
with the class.
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120. To the blackboard, Watterson!
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121. Sorry. Force of habit.
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122. Don't do this.
She's gonna like...
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123. I love her that much.
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124. Huh?
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125. Love knows no limits,
my friends.
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126. This is why I'm doing this.
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127. "Dear... Darwin"?
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128. "I read your love letter,
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129. and I must admit,
I was quite surprised.
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130. But I'm not interested
in you romantically.
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131. I've tried dating
people your size before,
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132. and I've been hurt."
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133. Oh! He means his back.
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134. "Your friend, Hector."
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135. Oh, there's a PS too.
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136. "This is Hector's mom.
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137. Don't ever send a witch's son
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138. a cursed letter aga—"
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139. What is that?
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140. Carrie, wait!
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141. Hey, no running
in the hallway...
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142. Carrie!
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143. Carrie, I read
the wrong letter.
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144. You're trying to cheat on me.
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145. Is that what you are?
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146. A Lothario?
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147. What's a Lothario?
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148. Uh, it's a womanizer
from a play.
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149. Huh. Thought
it'd be a beaver or something.
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150. You know.
"The Lothario's habitat
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151. is the great
Eastern Continental Forest."
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152. No, Carrie,
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153. I'm not any of those things.
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154. I don't care about Hector.
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155. I'm not even Canadian.
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156. What about that love letter?
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157. I wrote you a letter.
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158. Mm-hmm.
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159. And I wanted you to know
how I feel,
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160. - but then, on the day—
- Literally,
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161. - on the day, your horror—
- I learned about
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162. the whole "ghosts eat
people's faces" thing
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163. when they hear the words
"I love"--
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164. So, instead, I'll just say...
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165. eat my face.
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166. Thank you for understanding.
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167. For meeting me in the middle.
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168. Finally, some quiet vibes
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169. after, like, quite frankly,
a cursed day.
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170. I mean, that day
was more cursed than that...
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171. You know what?
Let's not go there.
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172. This is a nice moment.
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173. Let's have it.
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174. I'm just glad to actually
be of help for once, you know,
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175. like, to do this
and be part of making
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176. this whole relationship
real, you know.
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177. I got you, buddy,
all day, every day.
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178. I mean, now that
I project myself for a sec,
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179. I didn't mean, like, forever.
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180. Can you imagine?
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181. Like...
Like on your wedding—
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182. Well,
that intrusive thought
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183. was actually more cursed
than today.
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184. Don't picture it, otherwise—
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185. Yeah. You-You guys need
to find a solution.
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186. A short-term solution.
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187. You know, like quick something
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188. to resolve the issue
at hand, you know?
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189. But this is nice.
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190. Well, it was
until you ruined the moment.
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