The Amazing World of Gumball 7x1

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Gumball and Darwin want to find a heathy dinner option for their family because they are hooked on Joyful Burger, but an evil food consortium has monopolized the food industry.

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1. What the... what is going on?

2. Darwin.

3. Ah, dude, we're late for school.

4. Ah, how late?

5. About seven years.

6. Like, five more minutes then.

7. Mr. Small's lessons on the dangers of junk food

8. didn't quite hit home,

9. so I've agreed to help him illustrate it

10. in a more striking manner.

11. - Are you sure about this? - Oh, yes.

12. It's for the good of the children.

13. First is chest pain.

14. I'm never eating Joyful Burger again.

15. Then shortness of breath.

16. Then comes irregular heartbeat.

17. Then palpitations.

18. Until, ultimately, your body is damaged

19. on the molecular level.

20. You all right there?

21. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

22. Yeah. We're never eating Joyful Burger

23. for the rest of our life.

24. Oh, I was gonna say I was, like, hungry.

25. Mmm, ah...

26. What the...

27. Ah... What the— what...

28. Stop it!

29. Can't eat that!

30. Hey kids, guess what I got for dinner?

31. Stop it! This food is bad for you!

32. I told you this food was a health hazard.

33. Good thing I ordered extra ketchup.

34. It's not that difficult to eat healthy.

35. - It's a frame of mind. - I don't know, man.

36. Right now I'm really hungry, and the only thing on my mind

37. is a burger for some reason.

38. Ugh, these commercials are everywhere. Huh?

39. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh.

40. You just have to make the right choice.

41. No! I'm too young to eat like a washed-up actor

42. pretending to live off a liquid paleo diet for their food blog.

43. I thought you said you were hungry.

44. I am, but look at these faces.

45. They look like they're eating shredded clown

46. to bring color back into their soulless,

47. - selfie-addicted lives. - Oh.

48. Hello, welcome to Joyful...

49. Namaste, welcome to Health and Grains.

50. What kind of salad would you like?

51. Whatever.

52. My standards are so low right now,

53. I could eat the great goop that grows around the sink.

54. Mm. This place has got more, like, California vibes.

55. I don't think they serve British food.

56. Two regular chakra-cleansing salads, please, Larry.

57. Order up.

58. Hey, Larry.

59. First of all, I just want to say

60. I stand with essential workers.

61. But did you just recycle gross burger food

62. from next door into salads?

63. Well, there's a little more to it than that.

64. We also renamed it after some hippy poppycock.

65. Ah.

66. I can't believe I went through trouble...

67. Uh, I'm sorry.

68. Eating healthy is harder than I thought.

69. Well, what am I supposed to eat, man?

70. How about a kiss?

71. Better?

72. Hmm. Yeah.

73. How about we just cook for ourselves?

74. Whee!

75. Wait, what are you doing? Sports drinks.

76. They have to be good for you, right?

77. Look, there's abs on it.

78. That stuff is full of chemicals.

79. Do you really want aspartahydraxyladrenol

80. - inside your body? - No.

81. Sounds kind of like the names billionaires give their sons.

82. How about low-fat stuff, though?

83. Ugh. They replace it with high sugar.

84. - Chicken? - Full of preservatives.

85. - Instant noodles? - Packed with sodium.

86. Dagnabbit! What are we supposed to eat?

87. Some real food!

88. Here, smell this.

89. Hi, welcome to Party Rat's Pizza Palace. Oh, wait.

90. Hi, welcome to Elmore Shopping.

91. That'll be $3,078.99.

92. Are you delirious?

93. What kind of obscene prices are these?

94. Well, we spent our entire budget on this single avocado.

95. Here, dude, you take first bite.

96. Wait, don't cry. Not everything is lost.

97. Of course, the avocado egg.

98. Dude, it's a seed.

99. And I bet they got plenty more in that dumpster.

100. Dude, we could grow a whole farm with all these seeds.

101. Ahem. I'm sorry, guys, but my boss refuses

102. to let anyone salvage unwanted food.

103. I have to dissolve it all.

104. Whew. What's with the sports drinks?

105. I'm so sorry.

106. Oh! These really are bad for us.

107. It's okay, Larry!

108. We still support essential workers.

109. Ah!

110. It's beautiful!

111. Okay, let's eat!

112. Hey, guys.

113. Larry? You can't do this!

114. Sadly, I can.

115. My boss owns the copyright for the seeds you used.

116. I... I'm so sorry.

117. What are we supposed to eat?

118. Hey, would you kids be interested in chocolate

119. - by any chance? - Is it organic?

120. I meant underpaid labor, harvesting cocoa beans

121. to make chocolate.

122. Dude, does every single one of your bosses get their kicks

123. by drinking the tears of mankind?

124. Oh, no.

125. I've only got one boss, but, yeah.

126. Did you just say that one single guy owns

127. every restaurant, food store, animal, vegetable, seed,

128. and agricultural means of production in Elmore?

129. Yeah, Mr. Builder Burger.

130. Larry, I'd like a word

131. with your manager.

132. Well, I can give you his address,

133. but you'll never get past his security unscathed.

134. Larriette, bring the light over, will you?

135. I didn't make my billions wasting money on extravagances.

136. - Builder Burger! - Ah! Impossible!

137. How did you get past my security unscathed?

138. We didn't.

139. Dude, why are you in a dress?

140. Oh, he pays his female staff 30% less.

141. Huh?

142. - Oh, you're an actual burger. - What do you want?

143. We want to... Shake my fist for me.

144. We want to know why you're poisoning everyone!

145. We tried everything to eat healthy, and look at us!

146. I don't have to explain myself. I'm rich.

147. But seeing as you're children and your bone marrow

148. might come in useful,

149. I'll explain things in a way

150. even poor, uneducated peasants can get.

151. A commercial break.

152. And no. Because I'm rich and completely disconnected

153. from society,

154. I will gladly burn it down in the pursuit of money.

155. Probably because I'm inherently evil.

156. Or my dad was a corn dog. I don't care.

157. All right, I'm bored now. Get out of my office.

158. I can't believe I'm about to say this, but this cheap,

159. heartless Burger Man is right.

160. Everyone might be clever as a person,

161. but we're too stratospherically stupid as a people

162. to ever get out of his traps!

163. Well, what are we supposed to eat

164. if the rich keep poisoning us?

165. Huh!