1. [ POP! ]
BRBRBR!
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2. WHAT IS THAT?
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3. HUA! HAH!
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4. [ CRACK! ]
DAAH!
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5. HAH!
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6. HUA! HAH!
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7. I LOVE YOU.
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8. HYAH! HA! HUA!
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9. OKAY, I ADMIT
I SWAPPED YOUR SMASHED PILLS
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10. FOR TURTLE FLAKES, AND THAT'S
WHY EVERYONE AT SCHOOL
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11. CALLS YOU
KRAKEN BREATH!
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12. AND I KEPT MESSING UP YOUR
SUNSCREEN WHEN YOU WERE BORN!
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13. YOU DIDN'T REALLY HAVE
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14. A FACIAL BIRTHMARK
IN THE SHAPE OF A GOAT!
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15. I THOUGHT
IF YOU LOOKED CURSED,
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16. MOM WOULDN'T LOVE YOU
MORE THAN ME!
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17. AND I PUT STONES IN YOUR POCKETS
WHEN YOU WERE A BABY
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18. 'CAUSE I WAS SCARED
YOU'D GROW TALLER THAN ME,
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19. WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE MEDICALLY
CLASSIFIED AS A CEPHALOPOD!
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20. I THINK THAT'S EVERYTHING.
YOU GONNA HIT ME?
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21. THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU.
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22. OHHH, THANK HEAVENS.
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23. KSSHT! DARWIN,
ABORT THE MISSION.
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24. SO, IF YOU'RE NOT ANGRY AT
GUMBALL, WHO ARE YOU ANGRY AT?
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25. SOME KID AT SCHOOL.
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26. HE'S GOING TO WISH
HE'D NEVER BEEN BORN.
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27. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
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28. YOU CAN'T
JUST GO INTO SCHOOL
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29. AND BEAT UP KIDS
YOU DON'T LIKE.
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30. IF WE RESORT TO VIOLENCE,
WE'RE NO BETTER THAN BEASTS.
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31. LIKE WOLVES OR BEARS
OR EAGLES.
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32. WHICH ARE ACTUALLY
PRETTY RAD ANIMALS.
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33. BUT DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THESE AWESOME ANIMALS
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34. WOULD SAY ABOUT THIS?
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35. THEY WOULD SAY...
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36. WHICH PROBABLY MEANS,
"VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER."
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37. BUT —
NO.
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38. YOU'RE GONNA PATCH THINGS UP
WITH THIS PEST
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39. WITH THE HELP
OF YOUR BIG BROTHER.
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40. OKAY, FIRST,
I WANT YOU TO LEARN
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41. WHAT IT MEANS
TO HURT SOMEONE.
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42. I'M THE ONE WHO —
NO ARGUING!
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43. YOU WANT TO USE VIOLENCE,
THEN FIRST
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44. YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND
HOW IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL!
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45. WAIT, WHAT?
HIT HIM.
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46. GUYS, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.
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47. DO IT!
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48. OH, I FEEL PAIN!
BUT ALSO SORROW.
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49. ISN'T THERE A BETTER SOLUTION
TO OUR PROBLEM?
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50. [ THUD! ]
GAAH!
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51. THE VIOLENCE INFLICTED UPON ME
HAS INSTILLED A RAGE!
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52. THAT CAN ONLY LEAD
TO MORE VIOLENCE.
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53. [ THUD! ]
AAH!
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54. AS AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,
I FEEL UNJUSTLY HURT.
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55. THE VIOLENCE HAS NOW BECOME
A VICIOUS CIRCLE.
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56. SEE WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU LET YOURSELF
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57. BE AN INSTRUMENT
OF VIOLENCE?
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58. EVERYONE GETS HURT.
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59. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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60. I'M THE ONE
WHO'S GETTING PICKED ON.
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61. THEN FORGET
EVERYTHING I SAID.
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62. [ FWOOSH! ]
LET'S NAIL THIS GUUUY!
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63. COME ON, MAN. WE BOTH KNOW
THIS IS JUST POSTURING.
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64. YEAH, BUT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
BUY IT IF I WENT BIG.
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65. LET'S JUST TRY TO FIND
AN ACTUAL SOLUTION.
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66. OKAY, I PRINTED OFF
A LIST OF SOLUTIONS
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67. FOR DEALING WITH PESTS, FROM THE
EXPERTS ON ELMORE-PEDIA.
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68. WHO WROTE IT?
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69. WHOEVER LOGGED INTO
THE WEBPAGE
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70. WITHIN
THE LAST THREE MINUTES.
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71. THAT COULD BE ANYONE.
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72. HOW DO WE KNOW
THEY'RE AN EXPERT?
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73. DON'T WORRY.
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74. ON THE INTERNET,
EVERYONE'S AN EXPERT.
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75. SOLUTION NUMBER 1 — YOU NEED TO
STOP FEELING POWERLESS.
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76. SOLUTION NUMBER 2 —
IF THEY'RE GETTING YOU DOWN,
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77. TRY BOOSTING
YOUR SELF-ESTEEM.
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78. SO, ANAIS,
LOOK AT YOURSELF.
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79. WHAT DO YOU SEE?
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80. NOTHING.
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81. NOW WHAT DO YOU SEE?
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82. I SEE
AN UGLY, DROOLING RABBIT.
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83. THAT'S NOT TRUE.
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84. OH.
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85. WHAT I SEE IS
A RADIANT LITTLE GIRL.
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86. OR A REALLY SMELLY ONE.
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87. A YOUNG LADY
WHO SMILES AT LIFE.
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88. IN SPITE OF HER REALLY POOR
DENTAL HYGIENE.
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89. A GIRL WHO CONFIDENTLY LOOKS
TO THE FUTURE.
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90. AND THE PAST
AT THE SAME TIME.
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91. LOOK, I GET
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO,
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92. BUT TRUST ME,
THIS KID IS TOO ANNOYING.
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93. EVERY WORD THAT
COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH
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94. MAKES ME ANGRIER
THAN A GOAT ON FIRE!
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95. A goat on...
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96. ANYWAY, THAT BRINGS US
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97. NEATLY ONTO SOLUTION NUMBER 3 —
IGNORING HIM.
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98. I'LL SHOW YOU.
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99. I AM ENTERING
A STATE OF CALM,
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100. WHERE NO WORDS OR ACTIONS
CAN HARM ME.
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101. GO ON. TRY ME.
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102. NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY,
I CANNOT BE AFFECTED.
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103. YOU CAN SCREAM AS MUCH
AS YOU LIKE, BUT NOTHING —
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