1. [ POP! ]
BRBRBR!Copy !req
2. WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
3. HUA! HAH!Copy !req
4. [ CRACK! ]
DAAH!Copy !req
5. HAH!Copy !req
6. HUA! HAH!Copy !req
7. I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
8. HYAH! HA! HUA!Copy !req
9. OKAY, I ADMIT
I SWAPPED YOUR SMASHED PILLSCopy !req
10. FOR TURTLE FLAKES, AND THAT'S
WHY EVERYONE AT SCHOOLCopy !req
11. CALLS YOU
KRAKEN BREATH!Copy !req
12. AND I KEPT MESSING UP YOUR
SUNSCREEN WHEN YOU WERE BORN!Copy !req
13. YOU DIDN'T REALLY HAVECopy !req
14. A FACIAL BIRTHMARK
IN THE SHAPE OF A GOAT!Copy !req
15. I THOUGHT
IF YOU LOOKED CURSED,Copy !req
16. MOM WOULDN'T LOVE YOU
MORE THAN ME!Copy !req
17. AND I PUT STONES IN YOUR POCKETS
WHEN YOU WERE A BABYCopy !req
18. 'CAUSE I WAS SCARED
YOU'D GROW TALLER THAN ME,Copy !req
19. WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE MEDICALLY
CLASSIFIED AS A CEPHALOPOD!Copy !req
20. I THINK THAT'S EVERYTHING.
YOU GONNA HIT ME?Copy !req
21. THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
22. OHHH, THANK HEAVENS.Copy !req
23. KSSHT! DARWIN,
ABORT THE MISSION.Copy !req
24. SO, IF YOU'RE NOT ANGRY AT
GUMBALL, WHO ARE YOU ANGRY AT?Copy !req
25. SOME KID AT SCHOOL.Copy !req
26. HE'S GOING TO WISH
HE'D NEVER BEEN BORN.Copy !req
27. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.Copy !req
28. YOU CAN'T
JUST GO INTO SCHOOLCopy !req
29. AND BEAT UP KIDS
YOU DON'T LIKE.Copy !req
30. IF WE RESORT TO VIOLENCE,
WE'RE NO BETTER THAN BEASTS.Copy !req
31. LIKE WOLVES OR BEARS
OR EAGLES.Copy !req
32. WHICH ARE ACTUALLY
PRETTY RAD ANIMALS.Copy !req
33. BUT DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THESE AWESOME ANIMALSCopy !req
34. WOULD SAY ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
35. THEY WOULD SAY...Copy !req
36. WHICH PROBABLY MEANS,
"VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER."Copy !req
37. BUT —
NO.Copy !req
38. YOU'RE GONNA PATCH THINGS UP
WITH THIS PESTCopy !req
39. WITH THE HELP
OF YOUR BIG BROTHER.Copy !req
40. OKAY, FIRST,
I WANT YOU TO LEARNCopy !req
41. WHAT IT MEANS
TO HURT SOMEONE.Copy !req
42. I'M THE ONE WHO —
NO ARGUING!Copy !req
43. YOU WANT TO USE VIOLENCE,
THEN FIRSTCopy !req
44. YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND
HOW IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL!Copy !req
45. WAIT, WHAT?
HIT HIM.Copy !req
46. GUYS, YOU DON'T
UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
47. DO IT!Copy !req
48. OH, I FEEL PAIN!
BUT ALSO SORROW.Copy !req
49. ISN'T THERE A BETTER SOLUTION
TO OUR PROBLEM?Copy !req
50. [ THUD! ]
GAAH!Copy !req
51. THE VIOLENCE INFLICTED UPON ME
HAS INSTILLED A RAGE!Copy !req
52. THAT CAN ONLY LEAD
TO MORE VIOLENCE.Copy !req
53. [ THUD! ]
AAH!Copy !req
54. AS AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER,
I FEEL UNJUSTLY HURT.Copy !req
55. THE VIOLENCE HAS NOW BECOME
A VICIOUS CIRCLE.Copy !req
56. SEE WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU LET YOURSELFCopy !req
57. BE AN INSTRUMENT
OF VIOLENCE?Copy !req
58. EVERYONE GETS HURT.Copy !req
59. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
60. I'M THE ONE
WHO'S GETTING PICKED ON.Copy !req
61. THEN FORGET
EVERYTHING I SAID.Copy !req
62. [ FWOOSH! ]
LET'S NAIL THIS GUUUY!Copy !req
63. COME ON, MAN. WE BOTH KNOW
THIS IS JUST POSTURING.Copy !req
64. YEAH, BUT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
BUY IT IF I WENT BIG.Copy !req
65. LET'S JUST TRY TO FIND
AN ACTUAL SOLUTION.Copy !req
66. OKAY, I PRINTED OFF
A LIST OF SOLUTIONSCopy !req
67. FOR DEALING WITH PESTS, FROM THE
EXPERTS ON ELMORE-PEDIA.Copy !req
68. WHO WROTE IT?Copy !req
69. WHOEVER LOGGED INTO
THE WEBPAGECopy !req
70. WITHIN
THE LAST THREE MINUTES.Copy !req
71. THAT COULD BE ANYONE.Copy !req
72. HOW DO WE KNOW
THEY'RE AN EXPERT?Copy !req
73. DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
74. ON THE INTERNET,
EVERYONE'S AN EXPERT.Copy !req
75. SOLUTION NUMBER 1 — YOU NEED TO
STOP FEELING POWERLESS.Copy !req
76. SOLUTION NUMBER 2 —
IF THEY'RE GETTING YOU DOWN,Copy !req
77. TRY BOOSTING
YOUR SELF-ESTEEM.Copy !req
78. SO, ANAIS,
LOOK AT YOURSELF.Copy !req
79. WHAT DO YOU SEE?Copy !req
80. NOTHING.Copy !req
81. NOW WHAT DO YOU SEE?Copy !req
82. I SEE
AN UGLY, DROOLING RABBIT.Copy !req
83. THAT'S NOT TRUE.Copy !req
84. OH.Copy !req
85. WHAT I SEE IS
A RADIANT LITTLE GIRL.Copy !req
86. OR A REALLY SMELLY ONE.Copy !req
87. A YOUNG LADY
WHO SMILES AT LIFE.Copy !req
88. IN SPITE OF HER REALLY POOR
DENTAL HYGIENE.Copy !req
89. A GIRL WHO CONFIDENTLY LOOKS
TO THE FUTURE.Copy !req
90. AND THE PAST
AT THE SAME TIME.Copy !req
91. LOOK, I GET
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO,Copy !req
92. BUT TRUST ME,
THIS KID IS TOO ANNOYING.Copy !req
93. EVERY WORD THAT
COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTHCopy !req
94. MAKES ME ANGRIER
THAN A GOAT ON FIRE!Copy !req
95. A goat on...Copy !req
96. ANYWAY, THAT BRINGS USCopy !req
97. NEATLY ONTO SOLUTION NUMBER 3 —
IGNORING HIM.Copy !req
98. I'LL SHOW YOU.Copy !req
99. I AM ENTERING
A STATE OF CALM,Copy !req
100. WHERE NO WORDS OR ACTIONS
CAN HARM ME.Copy !req
101. GO ON. TRY ME.Copy !req
102. NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY,
I CANNOT BE AFFECTED.Copy !req
103. YOU CAN SCREAM AS MUCH
AS YOU LIKE, BUT NOTHING —Copy !req
104. HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT!Copy !req
105. HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT!Copy !req
106. AS I WAS —Copy !req
107. SOLUTION 4 — TRY TO AVOID
THE PERSON WHO HAS UPSET YOU.Copy !req
108. HOW? WE'RE
IN THE SAME SCHOOL.Copy !req
109. SIMPLE — YOU JUST STAY 20 FEET
AWAY FROM HIM AT ALL TIMES.Copy !req
110. LIKE THIS.Copy !req
111. NOW, TAKE A STEP.Copy !req
112. SEE? THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DOCopy !req
113. TO HURT ME
FROM THIS DISTANCE.Copy !req
114. THIS IS
ABSOLUTELY SAFE.Copy !req
115. THERE IS NO WAY
YOU CAN — UGH.Copy !req
116. SOLUTION NUMBER 5 — ASK
AN AUTHORITY FIGURE FOR HELP.Copy !req
117. AW, MAN. WHY DIDN'T THEY
MAKE THAT SOLUTION NUMBER 1?Copy !req
118. VERY WELL.Copy !req
119. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM
WITH THIS KID BOTHERING YOU?Copy !req
120. HE DOESN'T LIKE ME.Copy !req
121. I SEE...Copy !req
122. WELL, THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
IN THIS RULE BOOKCopy !req
123. FOR WHEN
PEOPLE DON'T LIKE YOU.Copy !req
124. WEIRD. THERE'S NOTHING.Copy !req
125. HOW ABOUT A RULECopy !req
126. AGAINST YOU EVER HAVING TO FACE
DISAPPOINTMENT?Copy !req
127. NO. MAYBE ONE ABOUT
OVERPROTECTED LITTLE SNOWFLAKESCopy !req
128. WHO NEED TO BE SHIELDED
FROM THE REAL WORLD?Copy !req
129. OKAY, WE GET IT.Copy !req
130. BUT, PLEASE,
THIS KID'S HORRIBLE.Copy !req
131. YOU WANT TO SEE HORRIBLE?Copy !req
132. 2 MILLION YEARS AGO,
BASHED ON THE HEAD WITH A ROCKCopy !req
133. BY TWO HOMO ERECTUS PARENTSCopy !req
134. BECAUSE I TAUGHT THEIR KID
HOW TO MAKE FIRE.Copy !req
135. 4,000 YEAR AGO,
GOT CHASED OUT OF THE TRIBECopy !req
136. FOR TRYING TO INTEGRATE
THE WHEEL INTO THE CURRICULUM.Copy !req
137. ON THE DAY
OF COLUMBUS' ARRIVAL —Copy !req
138. UH, FORGET IT!Copy !req
139. I FELL OVER
ON A WET FLOOR.Copy !req
140. THE TIMING
WAS JUST COINCIDENCE,Copy !req
141. BUT IT STILL REALLY HURT.Copy !req
142. SALEM, 1692 —
WITCH HUNT.Copy !req
143. THERE'S NO SOLUTIONS LEFT.Copy !req
144. GUESS I'LL GO BACK TO
DESTROYING MY ENEMY!Copy !req
145. AND YOU KNOW THE BEST WAY
TO DESTROY AN ENEMY?Copy !req
146. NO, I MEAN
TO MAKE SURE THEY STOP.Copy !req
147. NO, I MEAN
TO GET RID OF THEM FOREVER.Copy !req
148. TKA, TKA, TKA, TKA!Copy !req
149. BOOPITY, BOOPITY,
BOOPITY!Copy !req
150. NEEEEROW!Copy !req
151. POW!Copy !req
152. WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
153. A TACTICAL
SATELLITE ATTACK.Copy !req
154. NO, ANAIS. THE ONLY WAY
TO DESTROY AN ENEMY FOREVERCopy !req
155. IS TO MAKE THEM
YOUR FRIEND.Copy !req
156. ALL RIGHT, LET'S MAKE FRIENDS
WITH THIS MONSTER.Copy !req
157. WHERE IS HE?Copy !req
158. DUN-DUN-DUN!Copy !req
159. ACTUALLY,
LET'S DO THAT AGAIN.Copy !req
160. WAH-WAH-WAH-WAAAH!Copy !req
161. BILLY?
SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
162. LITTLE BILLY?
LITTLE BILLY BEING MEAN TO YOU?Copy !req
163. DON'T LET HIM FOOL YOU.Copy !req
164. HE'S MORE ANNOYINGCopy !req
165. THAN DANCING IN A SHOE
THAT GOES [SQUEAK!].Copy !req
166. I THINK WE'LL BE FINE.Copy !req
167. ALSO, WHAT'S UP
WITH ALL THESE WEIRD METAPHORS?Copy !req
168. OH, HELLO, ANAIS.
WHY DO YOU LOOK SO PERTURBED?Copy !req
169. IS IT A BEE
IN YOUR BONNET?Copy !req
170. OH, NO, THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
171. 'TWAS ON YOUR TEST PAPER.Copy !req
172. OH, HELLO, GUMBALL.
NICE SWEATER.Copy !req
173. OH, 2011 CALLED
AND SAID TO KEEP IT,Copy !req
174. AS IT WASN'T COOL
WHEN YOU STARTED WEARING IT.Copy !req
175. ANAIS,
DO YOU NOT HANG OUTCopy !req
176. WITH ANYONE WHO ISN'T
A MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY?Copy !req
177. OH, NO, THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
178. YOU DON'T HAVE
ANY OTHER FRIENDS.Copy !req
179. OKAY,
WE WERE WRONG.Copy !req
180. ANAIS,
DESTROY THIS GUY.Copy !req
181. ANAIS,
WHERE ARE YOU...?Copy !req
182. RIGHT, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
183. THE GAUNTLET
HAS BEEN THROWN DOWN.Copy !req
184. NOBODY TALKS TO MY SISTER
LIKE THAT.Copy !req
185. I ACCEPT.Copy !req
186. WE SHALL DUEL AT NOON
IN THE SCHOOL YARD.Copy !req
187. ALL RIGHT,
LET'S DO THIS!Copy !req
188. I CAN'T DO THIS.Copy !req
189. WHAT?Copy !req
190. I CAN'T FIGHT A LITTLE KID.
IT'S NOT A FAIR MATCH.Copy !req
191. I KNOW.Copy !req
192. HMM. I SUPPOSE
IT MAKES IT MORE FAIR.Copy !req
193. BUT WHY THE STUFF
UP YOUR NOSE?Copy !req
194. GIVE MYSELF A HANDICAP.Copy !req
195. WHY DO YOU NEED
YOUR SENSE OF SMELL IN A FIGHT?Copy !req
196. TO SMELL... FEAR?Copy !req
197. LORD WATTERSON, 'TIS TIME TO PAY
FOR YOUR OFFENSE.Copy !req
198. CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON —
FIGHTING STAFF OR FISTS?Copy !req
199. WEAPONS?
ARE YOU CRAZY?Copy !req
200. FISTS!
I CHOOSE FISTS!Copy !req
201. VERY WELL.
I CHOOSE THE STAFF.Copy !req
202. WHAT? I THOUGHT WE —
GAAH!Copy !req
203. YOU CAN HIDE, BUT YOU CAN'T RUN.Copy !req
204. LESLIE, YOUR SCISSORS!Copy !req
205. COME BACK, YOU CON!Copy !req
206. OH, MAN, ISN'T THERECopy !req
207. ANYTHING DANGEROUS
LEFT IN SCHOOL THESE DAYS?Copy !req
208. GUMBALL, USE
THIS STALE CRINKLE-CUT FRY!Copy !req
209. AAH! WHOA!Copy !req
210. CAN'T WE JUST STOP
AND TALK THIS THROUGH?Copy !req
211. OH, CAN YOU ONLY
DO ONE THING AT ONCE?Copy !req
212. LUCKILY, I CAN MOVE MY BODY AND
MOUTH AT THE SAME TIME,Copy !req
213. SO I MAY
CONCURRENTLY FIGHT YOUCopy !req
214. AND TELL YOU
HOW BADLY YOU ARE LOSING.Copy !req
215. IF YOU WANT TO BEAT ME,
YOU'VE GOT TO BE FAST.Copy !req
216. [ WHACK! ]
GAH!Copy !req
217. DARWIN, THE KITCHEN —
I NEED A SWORD!Copy !req
218. SOMETHING MORE HARD-CORE!Copy !req
219. OKAY, SOMETHING
LESS HARD-CORE.Copy !req
220. AHA!
[ SHING! ]Copy !req
221. NOW, GET READY
FOR MY NEXT MOVE.Copy !req
222. COME BACK AND FIGHT,
YOU GUTLESS WORM!Copy !req
223. WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN
AND SARCASTIC?Copy !req
224. CAN'T YOU
JUST BE NICE?Copy !req
225. AAH!Copy !req
226. [ HONK! ]
OW!Copy !req
227. WHAT IS
YOUR PROBLEM?Copy !req
228. I AM DEFENDING
MY HONOR.Copy !req
229. WHAT'S SO HONORABLE
ABOUT PICKING ON A LITTLE GIRL?Copy !req
230. YOU'RE A GIRL?Copy !req
231. NO, DUDE, MY SISTER.
OH, YES, OF COURSE.Copy !req
232. [ HONK! ]
OW!Copy !req
233. NEED I REMIND YOUCopy !req
234. THAT MATTERS
BETWIXT YOUR SISTER AND ICopy !req
235. ARE NONE OF YOUR CONCERN,
YOU CHARMLESS NINNY!Copy !req
236. DUDE, IT'S KIND OF HARD
TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEMCopy !req
237. IF I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON!Copy !req
238. I COULD WRITE
A WHOLE BOOKCopy !req
239. ABOUT THINGS
THAT YOU DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
240. WOULDN'T BE
MUCH USE TO YOU, THOUGH.Copy !req
241. THERE'D BE
NO PICTURES IN IT.Copy !req
242. WELL, IF I'M GONNA
GET MY BUTT KICKED,Copy !req
243. I WANT TO KNOW WHY!Copy !req
244. YOUR VASTLY INFERIOR
FIGHTING SKILLSCopy !req
245. MAY HAVE SOMETHING
TO DO WITH IT.Copy !req
246. CAN I PLEASE JUST HAVECopy !req
247. A NORMAL CONVERSATION
WITH YOU?Copy !req
248. I DON'T KNOW,
CAN YOU?Copy !req
249. ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH.
LET'S JUST STOP.Copy !req
250. YES, YES,
'TISN'T WORKING, ANYWAY.Copy !req
251. I REFUSE TO FIGHT!Copy !req
252. I BELIEVE IT WAS GANDHI
WHO ONCE SAID,Copy !req
253. "DUDE, DON'T FIGHT.Copy !req
254. TAKE A CHILL PILL AND EVERYTHING
WILL BE ALL RIGHT."Copy !req
255. SO, WHAT THAT MEANS IS
WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.Copy !req
256. WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
257. I THINK... I THINK...Copy !req
258. I THINK YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE DROPPED YOUR WEAPON!Copy !req
259. AHA!Copy !req
260. ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH!Copy !req
261. OM!
[ POP! ]Copy !req
262. IT'S OVER.
NOW, EXPLAIN YOURSELF.Copy !req
263. WHY DO YOU
HATE MY SISTER?Copy !req
264. THERE WAS ONCE
A LITTLE BOY WHO —Copy !req
265. CAN WE JUST STICK
TO THE SUBJECT, PLEASE?Copy !req
266. THE BOY IS ME —
IT'S A STORY ABOUT ME.Copy !req
267. OH, SORRY.
PLEASE CONTINUE.Copy !req
268. BILLY WAS ONCE
A HAPPY BOY.Copy !req
269. MOTHER AND PAPA WERE PROSPEROUS
AND TREATED HIM WELL,Copy !req
270. SHOWERING HIM WITH ALL MANNER
OF GIFTS AND FANCIES.Copy !req
271. AND AT SCHOOL,
HE WAS TOP OF THE CLASSCopy !req
272. WITH MYRIAD FRIENDS.Copy !req
273. YES, YOUNG BILLY HAD
THE PERFECT LIFE,Copy !req
274. BUT SOMETIMES
PERFECT IS NOT ENOUGH.Copy !req
275. ONE DAY, HE MET
A SUBLIME YOUNG LADYCopy !req
276. WITH WHOM HE HAD
MUCH IN COMMON.Copy !req
277. HE GAVE HER HIS HEART,
BUT SHE DID NOT FEEL THE SAMECopy !req
278. AND SHE WRENCHED THE HEART
IN TWAIN.Copy !req
279. HURT AND HUMILIATED,
POOR BILLY NOW HIDESCopy !req
280. IN THE SHADOW
OF SPITE AND SARCASM.Copy !req
281. OKAY, FIRST, HOW DID YOU DO THAT
WITH YOUR HANDS?Copy !req
282. THAT WAS AMAZING.Copy !req
283. AND SECONDLY,
UH, JOIN THE CLUB, DUDE!Copy !req
284. "LITTLE BILLY'S LIFE IS AWESOME,Copy !req
285. AND HE'S VERY INTELLIGENT
AND RICH,Copy !req
286. BUT ANAIS
DOESN'T LOVE HIM,Copy !req
287. SO NOW
HE'S A BROKEN MAN."Copy !req
288. THINGS DON'T ALWAYS WORK OUT
THE WAY YOU WANT IN LIFE, DUDE.Copy !req
289. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
290. I MEAN EVERYONE
IS SLIGHTLY UNHAPPY.Copy !req
291. LIFE HAS HIGHS AND LOWS.Copy !req
292. AND FOR THE RECORD,
FOR MOST PEOPLE ON THIS PLANET,Copy !req
293. LIFE COMPLETELY BLOWS.Copy !req
294. SO, WHY MAKE IT WORSE
BY FIGHTING?Copy !req
295. OH, I FEEL RATHER SILLY.Copy !req
296. SILLY BILLY.Copy !req
297. AH, IT'S
ALL RIGHT, MAN.Copy !req
298. I WOULD BEND DOWN
AND GIVE YOU A HUG,Copy !req
299. BUT I SWALLOWED
THAT STUPID STICK OF YOURS.Copy !req
300. DO YOU MIND?
OF COURSE.Copy !req
301. 'TWOULD BE MY —Copy !req
302. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?Copy !req
303. I NEEDED A GOOD RUN UP
TO GIVE HIM ALL I'VE GOT.Copy !req
304. IS THIS ONE OF
THOSE LOW POINTS YOU SPOKE OF?Copy !req
305. HOW MANY BENDS
IN YOUR ARM?
THREE!Copy !req
306. MM, YEAH, THAT'S
ABOUT A MEDIUM.Copy !req
307. COME ON, GUYS.
MR. ROBINSON SELLING HIS HOUSECopy !req
308. IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD.Copy !req
309. MAYBE WE'LL GET SOME PLEASANT
NEIGHBORS THIS TIME.Copy !req
310. TAKE THAT BACK!Copy !req
311. NO NEIGHBOR COULDCopy !req
312. EVER REPLACE THE MIRACLECopy !req
313. THAT IS GAYLORD ROBINSON!
TAKE IT BACK!Copy !req
314. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!
I TAKE IT BACK.Copy !req
315. DO IT PROPERLY!
TAKE YOUR WORDS BACK!Copy !req
316. BUT HOLD ON — IF YOU ONLY
JUST FOUND OUT HE'S LEAVING,Copy !req
317. HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT SHRINE
SO QUICKLY?Copy !req
318. THAT? OH, WE'VE
HAD THAT FOREVER.Copy !req
319. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US,
WE HAVE SOME MOURNING TO DO.Copy !req
320. WHY!
WE HAD SO MUCH MORE TO GIVE!Copy !req
321. OH, TAKE ME INSTEAD!Copy !req
322. WHAT'S THAT ABOUT?Copy !req
323. OH, NOW I UNDERSTAND —Copy !req
324. THAT I DEFINITELY
DON'T SPEAK SIGN LANGUAGE.Copy !req
325. OH,
I'VE TAKEN A VOW OF SILENCE!Copy !req
326. WELL, YOU JUST BROKE IT!Copy !req
327. YOU DISHONORED
MR. ROBINSON'S MEMORY!Copy !req
328. I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!Copy !req
329. YOU GUYS REALIZE
HE'S STILL ALIVE?Copy !req
330. YOU'RE RIGHT.
HE IS STILL ALIVE — IN HERE.Copy !req
331. NO, HE'S HERE.Copy !req
332. MOONING US.Copy !req
333. WE'RE WASTING TIME!Copy !req
334. WE SHOULD BE OUT THERE CREATING
PRECIOUS MOMENTS WITH HIM.Copy !req
335. I MUST BE GETTING OLD.Copy !req
336. THIS IS MUCH HARDER
THAN IT USED TO BE.Copy !req
337. WHAT THE —?Copy !req
338. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
339. MAKING MEMORIES.Copy !req
340. WE'RE NEVER GONNA
SEE YOU AGAIN.Copy !req
341. WE GOT TO MAKE
EVERY MOMENT COUNT.Copy !req
342. I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS.
WHY?Copy !req
343. BECAUSE I NEED TO
MAKE THE HOUSE PERFECTCopy !req
344. BEFORE THE BUYERS SEE IT,
AND ALSO BECAUSE I HATE YOU.Copy !req
345. NO, "HATE" ISN'T QUITE
THE RIGHT WORD.Copy !req
346. IT'S MORE LIKE DESPISE.
NO, NO, MAYBE ABHOR.Copy !req
347. YEAH. I ABHOR YOU.Copy !req
348. NO, YOU KNOW WHAT,
I WAS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.Copy !req
349. I HATE YOU! YOU'RE
THE MAIN REASON I'M MOVING!Copy !req
350. I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
351. YOU'RE PUSHING US AWAY
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CONFRONTCopy !req
352. THE PAIN OF LEAVING.Copy !req
353. NO, I'M PUSHING YOU AWAY
BECAUSE I LIKE PUSHING YOU AWAY.Copy !req
354. LET'S REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES,
AND MAYBE MAKE A FEW MORE.Copy !req
355. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
356. I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION
TO TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS.Copy !req
357. BUT WE'VE GOT NOTHING
TO REMEMBER YOU BY.Copy !req
358. NOT EVEN A LOCK
OF YOUR HAIR.Copy !req
359. I'M BALD. I'M NOT GONNA
GIVE YOU MY EYEBROW.Copy !req
360. HOW ABOUT WE JUST
TAKE THIS THREAD?Copy !req
361. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
DO WITH IT?Copy !req
362. WE'LL TAKE IT HOME,
COOK IT, AND EAT IT,Copy !req
363. SO YOU'LL BE
A PART OF US FOREVER.Copy !req
364. YOU'LL GO HOME?
UH-HUH.Copy !req
365. THEN IT'S ALL YOURS.
AH.Copy !req
366. ARE WE DONE HERE?Copy !req
367. JUST GO.Copy !req
368. OH, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
369. PERFECT.Copy !req
370. ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY.Copy !req
371. GREAT, GREAT, GREAT, GREAT.Copy !req
372. GET OUT OF HERE! I DON'T
WANT YOU DAMAGING ANYTHING!Copy !req
373. Damage?
There's damage in the house?Copy !req
374. NO, NO, NO, NO.
THERE'S NO DAMAGE OF ANY KIND.Copy !req
375. SO, WE WERE WONDERING WHAT
TO DO WHEN WE MISS EACH OTHER.Copy !req
376. SHALL WE CHOOSE A STARCopy !req
377. THAT WE CAN ALL WATCH
AT THE SAME TIME?Copy !req
378. SURE, NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
379. WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP
ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS,Copy !req
380. YOU LITTLE BLOOD SUCKER?Copy !req
381. Hey, who are you calling
a sucker?Copy !req
382. WHAT? OH, NO.Copy !req
383. I DIDN'T CALL YOU A SUCKER.Copy !req
384. NO, THERE'S A SMALL
LEECH PROBLEM IN THE GARDEN.Copy !req
385. UH, NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.Copy !req
386. HOW ABOUT WE SWAP SHIRTSCopy !req
387. SO WE CAN ALWAYS REMEMBER
EACH OTHER'S SMELL.Copy !req
388. I DON'T WANT YOUR RANCID STINK
IN MY HOUSE!Copy !req
389. NO, NO, NO, NOT YOU.Copy !req
390. I DO WANT YOUR SMELL.
YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
391. MR. ROBINSON?
MR. ROBINSON?Copy !req
392. OF COURSE,
I REALIZE THAT'S A WEIRD THINGCopy !req
393. TO SAY TO A STRANGER.
MR. ROBINSON?Copy !req
394. YES, WE CAN.
MR. ROBINSON?Copy !req
395. WE CAN END THIS CONVERSATION,
YES.Copy !req
396. MR. ROBINSON?Copy !req
397. I'LL SEE YOU AS SOON AS YOU —
STOP YOUR YAPPING!Copy !req
398. NO, NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
399. Mr. Robinson.Copy !req
400. WHAT?Copy !req
401. DO YOU WANT YOUR
GOODBYE PRESENT NOW?Copy !req
402. DOES A PRESENT INVOLVE
YOU LEAVING?Copy !req
403. KIND OF, I GUESS.Copy !req
404. AHH.Copy !req
405. WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
406. ♪ AH, AH, AH, AHCopy !req
407. GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.Copy !req
408. LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND.Copy !req
409. THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING,
DUDE.Copy !req
410. THEY'RE HERE,
READY TO SIGN THE PAPERS.Copy !req
411. THEN WE'RE GONNA LOSE
MR. ROBINSON FOREVER.Copy !req
412. OH, MR. ROBINSON, IF YOU
COULD HEAR THIS, GIVE US A SIGN.Copy !req
413. TELL US HOW WE CAN
MAKE YOU STAY.Copy !req
414. Echoing voice:
SABOTAGE THE SALE.Copy !req
415. SABOTAGE THE SALE.Copy !req
416. SABOTAGE THE SALE.Copy !req
417. DUDE, YOU COULD HAVE
JUST TOLD ME.Copy !req
418. OKAY. SABOTAGE THE SALE.Copy !req
419. OH! GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
420. NOW THAT
YOU'VE SEEN THE GROUNDS,Copy !req
421. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AS TO
FOLLOW ME INTO THE MAIN HOUSE?Copy !req
422. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I'M BOWING
LIKE THIS OR SPEAKING LIKE THIS,Copy !req
423. BUT, UH, PLEASE,
JUST IGNORE ME.Copy !req
424. I'LL PUT SOME COFFEE ON.Copy !req
425. YOU TAKE YOUR TIME.Copy !req
426. THERE'S EVIL IN THAT HOUSE!Copy !req
427. I SAID THERE'S EVIL
IN THAT HOUSE.Copy !req
428. THIS IS AS FAR
AS I'M WILLING TO TAKE YA.Copy !req
429. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW.Copy !req
430. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US
ANYWHERE.Copy !req
431. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW!Copy !req
432. YOU DIDN'T...
OKAY, THANK YOU.Copy !req
433. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN!Copy !req
434. AAH!Copy !req
435. WOULD YOU LIKE TO
CHECK OUT THE BATHROOM?Copy !req
436. MAYBE LATER.Copy !req
437. AAH!
[ SLAM! ]Copy !req
438. THIS IS MY WIFE, MARGARET.Copy !req
439. UH, DON'T WORRY.
SHE DOESN'T COME WITH THE HOUSE.Copy !req
440. HOW SAFE IS
THE NEIGHBORHOOD?Copy !req
441. OH, WE'VE NEVER HAD
ANY PROBLEMS.Copy !req
442. I WOULD SAY
IT'S PRETTY S—Copy !req
443. PUT YOUR HANDS
WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!Copy !req
444. YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
NAH, DOG.Copy !req
445. I'LL BE OUT IN 30 DAYSCopy !req
446. AND WILL CONTINUE
MY CRIME SPREE —Copy !req
447. STARTING RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
448. NOT ON MY WATCH!Copy !req
449. NOW GET DOWN
ON THE GROUND!
OW!Copy !req
450. SIR, GET UP, SIR!Copy !req
451. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT
TO REMAIN SILENT.Copy !req
452. NOW, WATCH YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
453. HEY!
THIS IS NOT YOUR CAR!Copy !req
454. I'M CHARGING YOU WITH
GRAND THEFT AUTO!Copy !req
455. WOW! I THINK THE POLICE
ARE SCARIER THAN THE CRIMINALS.Copy !req
456. LET'S TAKE A LOOK UPSTAIRS.Copy !req
457. I AM THE LAW!Copy !req
458. SORRY, DUDE.Copy !req
459. WHAT WITH THE BADGE,
THE UNIFORM,Copy !req
460. AND AND UNCHECKED
SENSE OF AUTHORITY,Copy !req
461. I GOT A LITTLE
CARRIED AWAY.Copy !req
462. AH, THAT'S NOT WHAT
I'M WORRIED ABOUT.Copy !req
463. IT'S THESE BUYERS.
THEY'RE NOT GIVING UP.Copy !req
464. WE NEED TO GO HARDER
ON THEM!Copy !req
465. IS THERE A FREEWAY
NEARBY?Copy !req
466. AND AN AIRPORT?Copy !req
467. AND A ZOO?Copy !req
468. AND WHAT CAN ONLY BE
A GIANT ELEVATOR?Copy !req
469. AND VEGETARIANS?Copy !req
470. YES! YES!Copy !req
471. WOW! OUR OWN GATES
TO THE UNDERWORLD.Copy !req
472. DIDN'T NOTICE THAT
WHEN WE CAME IN.Copy !req
473. NOW TO SEAL THE DEAL.Copy !req
474. DAD! QUICK!Copy !req
475. ANAIS IS TRAPPED
IN THE SHED,Copy !req
476. AND WE CAN'T FIND THE KEYS!Copy !req
477. I'M COMING, BABY!Copy !req
478. I'M COMING FOR YOU!
DADDY'S COMI-I-I-NG!Copy !req
479. EH, I COULD LIVE
WITH THAT.Copy !req
480. UGH! WHAT IS WRONG
WITH THESE PEOPLE?Copy !req
481. I MEAN, WHO WOULD WANT TO
LIVE IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?Copy !req
482. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
483. WELL, THEIR HOUSE IS AWFUL
AND THE NEIGHBORHOOD'SCopy !req
484. LIKE A DEMILITARIZED ZONE,
BUT THEIR SOIL —Copy !req
485. THAT'S THE REASON
WE SHOULD TAKE IT.Copy !req
486. THEIR SOIL.
THEIR SOIL.Copy !req
487. THERE'S OIL.Copy !req
488. THERE'S OIL
UNDER THEIR GARDEN.Copy !req
489. MR. ROBINSON'S SITTING
ON A FORTUNE,Copy !req
490. AND HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW.Copy !req
491. I BET THOSE GUYS
AREN'T EVEN VEGETABLES!Copy !req
492. WE GOT TO STOP THE SALE!Copy !req
493. SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?Copy !req
494. WE'LL TAKE IT.Copy !req
495. NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!Copy !req
496. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
497. MR. ROBINSON, THERE'S SOMETHING
YOU NEED TO KNOW.Copy !req
498. MR. AND MRS... BENSONCopy !req
499. ARE NOT EXACTLY WHAT THEY SEEM,
AND I'M HERE TO UNMASK THEM.Copy !req
500. [ RIP! PLOINK! ]
AAH!Copy !req
501. OKAY, SO MAYBE
THEY ARE VEGETABLES.Copy !req
502. BUT THEY'RE HERE TO
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU!Copy !req
503. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT
THE HOUSE.Copy !req
504. THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT
WHAT'S UNDERNEATH IT!Copy !req
505. I'LL LET THEM
TELL YOU WHY.Copy !req
506. BECAUSE WE NEED GOOD SOIL
TO PLANT OUR CHILDREN.Copy !req
507. LIES! THEY ONLY WANT
WHAT'S UNDER THE SOIL — OIL.Copy !req
508. THAT MAKES NO SENSE.Copy !req
509. OR DOES IT?Copy !req
510. OIL? WE'RE RICH!Copy !req
511. NO SALE.Copy !req
512. MARGARET, WE'RE STAYING
RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
513. UGH, FORGET IT.Copy !req
514. THANK YOU.Copy !req
515. ARE YOU SURE, SUSAN?Copy !req
516. WE COULD ALWAYS MAKE
A HIGHER OFFER.Copy !req
517. THE SOIL WAS PERFECT.Copy !req
518. NO WAY.
THE NEIGHBORS ARE UNBEARABLE.Copy !req
519. ANYWAY, WHO'D WANT IT?
IT'S COVERED IN RAW SEWAGE.Copy !req