1. THERE.
THERE WAS
A GREAT VACATION.Copy !req
2. FLORIDA WAS REALLY GOOD
FOR MY JOINTS.Copy !req
3. HMM.
BUT NOT FOR MY SKIN.Copy !req
4. HMM.Copy !req
5. TASTES LIKE
MY BATH WATER.Copy !req
6. YOU NEED TO STOP EATING THINGS
THAT AREN'T FOOD.Copy !req
7. AND ALSO EAT LESS FOOD.Copy !req
8. THANK YOU, LOUIE.Copy !req
9. YOU KNOW,
I NEVER HAD ANYONECopy !req
10. TO SHARE THAT KIND
OF PROFOUND WISDOM WITH ME.Copy !req
11. IT'S CALLED SURVIVAL INSTINCT,
AND IT COMESCopy !req
12. RIGHT AFTER BREATHING
WITHOUT CONCENTRATING.Copy !req
13. WHAT I MEAN ISCopy !req
14. I HOPE YOU WON'T MIND
IF I CALL YOU DAD.Copy !req
15. WELL, SINCE THIS IS
ALREADY AWKWARD,Copy !req
16. IT'S A GOOD TIME TO TELL YOU
THAT YOUR MOTHER AND I WANTCopy !req
17. TO MARRY
AND MOVE TO FLORIDA.Copy !req
18. WHAT? REALLY?
[ RATTLE! ]
HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT IT?Copy !req
19. THAT'S...
[RATTLE!] G-GREAT!Copy !req
20. I'M IMPRESSED.Copy !req
21. I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D
TAKE IT LIKE AN ADULT.Copy !req
22. I EXPECTED
SOME KIND OF EXPLOSION.Copy !req
23. ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE OKAY WITH IT?Copy !req
24. I'M FINE!
[ WHISTLE! HISS! ]Copy !req
25. HOW'D IT GO?Copy !req
26. WELL, AT LEAST
HE DIDN'T SAY NO.Copy !req
27. AH.
SO, LOUIE TOLD YOU.Copy !req
28. WHAT?
[ CLANK! ]Copy !req
29. AHH!
[ CRANK! ]Copy !req
30. I SAID, "I WILL NOT LET THIS MAN
STEAL MY MOTHER!"Copy !req
31. COME ON, MR. DAD.Copy !req
32. TRY TO ADOPT
A DIFFERENT ATTITUDECopy !req
33. AND BE HAPPY FOR LOUIE.Copy !req
34. HMM... DAD, TRY,Copy !req
35. ADOPT, LOUIE, DAD...
NO.Copy !req
36. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
37. DAD ADOPT LOUIE!Copy !req
38. NO! WE WON'T LET
YOU BECOME LOUIE'S DADCopy !req
39. SO YOU HAVE THE POWER
TO FORBID HIS WEDDING!Copy !req
40. THANKS.Copy !req
41. I HAD NO IDEA
WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THAT.Copy !req
42. [ SMACK! SMACK! CLANK! ]
OH!Copy !req
43. AND ONE
FOR MR. FINKLEHEIMER.Copy !req
44. [ SQUEEP! ]
UGH!Copy !req
45. SO, WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS UP TO?Copy !req
46. MAKING A GUEST LIST
FOR THE WEDDING.Copy !req
47. OH! CAN I SEE?Copy !req
48. WHOOPS! LOUIE, YOU FORGOT
YOUR NAME ON THE GUEST LIST.Copy !req
49. HMM.
SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY.Copy !req
50. NO, NOT YOU!
THOSE ADOPTION PAPERS!Copy !req
51. NO, NO, NO, NO!
DON'T!Copy !req
52. THOSE PAPERS
YOU JUST SIGNED MEANCopy !req
53. YOU'RE NOW
OFFICIALLY MY SON!Copy !req
54. SO, AS YOUR FATHER,
I HEREBY FORBID YOUCopy !req
55. FROM MARRYING MY MOTHER!Copy !req
56. BOOM!
♪ I'M NUMBER ONECopy !req
57. OOH!
♪ YOU ARE MY SONCopy !req
58. OOH!
♪ I'M NUMBER ONE
HOW DARE YOU!Copy !req
59. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!
TUT, TUT, TUT.Copy !req
60. I THINK IT'S TIME
TO GO TO BED, SON.Copy !req
61. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I'M A 72-YEAR-OLD MAN!Copy !req
62. WHO WAS RAISED
WITH TRADITIONAL VALUESCopy !req
63. TO ALWAYS OBEY
HIS FATHER.Copy !req
64. GOOD NIGHT, SIR.Copy !req
65. ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN CRASH
WITH ME IN THE LOWER BUNK.Copy !req
66. THANKS, KID.Copy !req
67. I KNOW, LOUIE —
IT'S MESSED UP.Copy !req
68. YOU ARE SUPPOSED
TO BE OUR GRANDPA,Copy !req
69. BUT NOW YOU'RE
OUR ADOPTED BROTHER,Copy !req
70. WHICH MAKES YOUR BRIDE
YOUR GRANDMACopy !req
71. AND YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER-IN-LAW
YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
72. HMM.Copy !req
73. LOUIE, ADOPT, MOTHER...Copy !req
74. LOUIE ADOPTS MOTHER.Copy !req
75. LOUIE ADOPTS MOTHER!Copy !req
76. WOW, HE REALLY CHERRY-PICKED
WHAT HE WANTSCopy !req
77. TO HAVE
THAT SENTENCE.Copy !req
78. HI, NICOLE —
UH, I MEAN MOM.Copy !req
79. AW, THIS IS SO WEIRD.
I KNOW.Copy !req
80. LET'S JUST TRY AND ROLL
WITH IT, UH... SWEETHEART.Copy !req
81. SO, SINCE I'M
ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN,Copy !req
82. I GUESS I HAVE TO SIGN UP
FOR SCHOOL AGAIN.Copy !req
83. HERE'S THE FORM.Copy !req
84. LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH
SO HE CAN GO SHUDDERCopy !req
85. SOMEWHERE ELSE —
SEPARATELY.Copy !req
86. OH, HEY, CAN I BORROW
THIS SHIRT?Copy !req
87. SURE.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
88. AHA!Copy !req
89. THESE ADOPTION FORMS
NOW MAKE YOU MY DAUGHTER!Copy !req
90. AND IF I'M NOT ALLOWED
TO SEE JOJO,Copy !req
91. THEN I FORBID YOU
TO SEE RICHARD!Copy !req
92. BOOM!
♪ I HAVE JUST CAUGHT YACopy !req
93. [ CRUNCH! ]
OW!
♪ MY HIP DISORDERCopy !req
94. YOU'RE MY DAD NOW?
HOW DOES THAT WORK?Copy !req
95. IT'S SIMPLE —
DAD ADOPTED LOUIE,Copy !req
96. AND LOUIE ADOPTED MOM,
SO MOM IS MARRIEDCopy !req
97. TO HER OWN GRANDFATHER,
AND HE'S NOT ALLOWED TO SEE HER,Copy !req
98. WHICH IS WHY HE'S WEARING
A BAG OVER HIS HEAD.Copy !req
99. WAIT, IF MOM IS NOW THE DAUGHTER
OF OUR BROTHER LOUIE,Copy !req
100. DOES THAT MEAN
SHE'S OUR NIECE?Copy !req
101. I GUESS I AM,
GUMBALL.Copy !req
102. UH, ACTUALLY,
IT'S UNCLE GUMBALL,Copy !req
103. WHICH MAKES ME
MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU,Copy !req
104. SO GO CLEAN MY ROOM!Copy !req
105. NIECES DON'T TRADITIONALLY CLEAN
THEIR UNCLES' ROOMS.Copy !req
106. THAT'S NOT A THING.Copy !req
107. IT'S NOT ABOUT TRADITION.Copy !req
108. IT'S ABOUT POWER!Copy !req
109. SO WAIT A SEC — IF YOU GET
MORE POWER THE HIGHER YOU ARECopy !req
110. UP THE FAMILY TREE,
DOESN'T THAT MEANCopy !req
111. THE MOST POWERFUL PERSON
IN THE FAMILY IS —Copy !req
112. ME.Copy !req
113. NOT REALLY,
'CAUSE YOU'RECopy !req
114. ALSO OUR BROTHER LOUIE'S
FIANCéE.Copy !req
115. WHICH MAKES YOU HALF
OUR SISTER-IN-LAW.Copy !req
116. WHICH MEANS
THE MOST POWERFUL PERSONCopy !req
117. IN THE FAMILY IS
FRANKIE WATTERSON.Copy !req
118. FRANKIE WATTERSON'S NOTHING
BUT A CON MAN AND A SHYSTER!Copy !req
119. DON'T TALK
ABOUT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!Copy !req
120. WHAT KIND OF FATHER
GOES OUT FOR MILKCopy !req
121. AND STAYS GONE
FOR 33 YEARS?Copy !req
122. WELL, MAYBE
HE'S STILL LOOKINGCopy !req
123. FOR THE PERFECT CARTON OF MILK
BECAUSE HE LOVES MECopy !req
124. MORE THAN
YOUR MOTHER-STEALING BOYFRIEND!Copy !req
125. THAT'S NO WAY
TO TALK ABOUT YOUR SON!Copy !req
126. WELL, IF MY NEW DAD
HADN'T STOPPED MECopy !req
127. FROM SEEING MY HUSBAND, I COULD
WORK THINGS OUT WITH HIM!Copy !req
128. GUYS, WE HAVE
TO DO SOMETHING.Copy !req
129. I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE,
EVERYONE IS FIGHTING,Copy !req
130. AND IT TURNS OUT SHARING
A ROOM WITH A VERY OLD MAN ISN'TCopy !req
131. NEARLY AS MUCH FUN
AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.Copy !req
132. YOU THOUGHT SHARING A ROOM WITH
A VERY OLD MAN WOULD BE FUN?Copy !req
133. YOU'LL NEVER BE MY DAD!
FRANKIE IS MY DAD!Copy !req
134. NEVER, IS, CAN'T,
YOUR, BE —Copy !req
135. WE FIND FRANKIE WATTERSON,
GET HIM TO ADOPT DADCopy !req
136. AND BECOME
HIS LEGAL FATHER AGAIN.Copy !req
137. THAT WAY, FRANKIE WILL BE
THE HEAD OF THE FAMILY,Copy !req
138. AND WE CAN GET
BACK TO NORMAL.Copy !req
139. I WAS GETTING THERE.
NO, YOU WEREN'T.Copy !req
140. AW, COME ON,
GUYS, GIVE ME A BREAK!Copy !req
141. SHOULD HAVE PAID
THE RENT.Copy !req
142. THAT TV ISN'T
EVEN WORTH 20 BUCKS!Copy !req
143. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH
THE CURTAINS AND THE WINDOW?Copy !req
144. COME ON.
I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THAT!Copy !req
145. [ THUMP! SCRAPE! ]
OH, FINE, TAKE THE COUCH!Copy !req
146. I'LL FIND
SOME SCHMO TO FLEECE.Copy !req
147. HMM,
"LOOKING FOR INFORMATIONCopy !req
148. ON THE WHEREABOUTS
OF FRANKIE WATTERSON.Copy !req
149. YOUR FAMILY NEEDS YOU,
FRANKIE.Copy !req
150. COME HOME."Copy !req
151. FRANKIE... HOME.Copy !req
152. HOME FOR FRANKIE.Copy !req
153. HOME FOR FRANKIE!
OH, COME ON!Copy !req
154. UH, HEY.Copy !req
155. DAD!
DAD!
DAD!Copy !req
156. WHAT?
WHAT?Copy !req
157. WHAT?
YOU'RE NOT A DAD.Copy !req
158. SORRY — IT'S BEEN
A CONFUSING DAY.Copy !req
159. DAD, LOOK WHO WE FOUND.Copy !req
160. SON?Copy !req
161. HOW COULD YOU
DO THIS TO ME?Copy !req
162. 33 YEARS AND YOU COME
BACK INTO MY HOUSECopy !req
163. WITHOUT THAT CARTON
OF MILK?Copy !req
164. UH, GOOD TO SEE YOU,
TOO, RICHARD.Copy !req
165. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE,
YOU DIRTY RAT?Copy !req
166. WE ASKED HIM TO COME —
TO ADOPT DADCopy !req
167. SO HE CAN BECOME
HIS FATHER AGAIN.Copy !req
168. IS IT TRUE YOU WANT TO BE
MY DAD AGAIN?Copy !req
169. YES, SON, I'M HERE
TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.Copy !req
170. LOOK — I BROUGHT
A CONTRACT.Copy !req
171. UH, HAS ANYBODY GOT
A PEN?Copy !req
172. THANKS, WHO—
UH, WHATEVER YOU ARE.Copy !req
173. OH, I'M NICOLE'S UNCLE,
BUT I USED TO BE A PET.Copy !req
174. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS
SIGN HERE, SON.Copy !req
175. THE YELLOW COPY IS
FOR YOUR RECORDS.Copy !req
176. AWESOME!Copy !req
177. WE'RE A COMPLETE FAMILY
AGAIN!Copy !req
178. WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHERE'S DAD?Copy !req
179. WHY IS HIS SHIRT
ON THE FLOOR?Copy !req
180. LET ME SEE THAT.
THESE AREN'T ADOPTION PAPERS.Copy !req
181. "I, RICHARD WATTERSON,
HEREBY SIGN OVERCopy !req
182. THE DEEDS TO THE HOUSE
TO THE OLDEST WATTERSON."Copy !req
183. THAT'S FRANKIE!
HE'S GONNA TAKE THE HOUSE!Copy !req
184. AAH!Copy !req
185. BUT IF LOUIE MARRIES
GRANNY JOJO FIRSTCopy !req
186. AND TAKES HER NAME,
HE'LL BE THE OLDEST WATTERSON.Copy !req
187. THEN HE CAN GIVE
THE HOUSE BACK TO US!Copy !req
188. YAY!
WE NEED TO GET
TO THE TOWN HALL NOW!Copy !req
189. ONE MORE
BEFORE WE GO?Copy !req
190. YAY!
OKAY, LET'S GO.Copy !req
191. HEY, YOU CAN'T
PARK HERE!Copy !req
192. WHICH LINE DO WE TAKE
FOR A MARRIAGE LICENSE?Copy !req
193. YOU NEED THE LINE
FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOWCopy !req
194. WHAT LINE THEY NEED.Copy !req
195. WE DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THAT!Copy !req
196. THIS IS THE KINGDOM
OF BUREAUCRACY.Copy !req
197. EVERYTHING HAPPENS
IN ITS OWN TIME.Copy !req
198. USUALLY TOO LATE.Copy !req
199. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF!Copy !req
200. I'M SORRY, JOANNA.
I'M DESPERATE.Copy !req
201. BUT IT'S OUR HOME!Copy !req
202. IF THEY COULD BUY ONE,
THEY CAN BUY ANOTHER.Copy !req
203. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
TO YOUR OWN SON?Copy !req
204. I'M SORRY,
BUT THAT'S HOW IT...Copy !req
205. IS.Copy !req
206. GUMBALL,
DO SOMETHING!Copy !req
207. UNH!
WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
208. THIS IS THE KINGDOM
OF BUREAUCRACY.Copy !req
209. EVERYTHING HAPPENS
IN ITS OWN TIME.Copy !req
210. AAH! UGH!Copy !req
211. WE'RE HERE TO GET
A MARRIAGE LICENSE!Copy !req
212. UH-HUH.
ONE MINUTE.Copy !req
213. ARE YOU PLAYING
SOLITAIRE?Copy !req
214. I CAN HEAR YOU
WATCHING CAT VIDEOS.Copy !req
215. WHAT THE — THAT'S THE SOUND
OF INSTANT MESSENGER!Copy !req
216. NO, IT'S NOT.
"HASHTAG — JOB FOR LIFE."Copy !req
217. THEN, "HASHTAG" MAKE
"HASHTAG" SURECopy !req
218. "HASHTAG" YOU
"HASHTAG" STAY ALIVECopy !req
219. TO "HASHTAG" ENJOY IT!Copy !req
220. THAT'S NOT
HOW HASHTAGS WORK.Copy !req
221. IT'S THE LINE ON THE LEFT.
GET THIS STAMPED.Copy !req
222. WAIT, SHOULDN'T
WE BE RUNNING?Copy !req
223. AH, THAT'S BETTER.Copy !req
224. AAH!
IT'S BLOCKED!Copy !req
225. [ SCREECH! ]
AND THIS GOES NOWHERE!Copy !req
226. WE'RE LITERALLY CAUGHT
IN A LABYRINTH OF RED TAPE!Copy !req
227. THIS WAY!Copy !req
228. SORRY, GUYS.
I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE.Copy !req
229. SIR?Copy !req
230. SIR?Copy !req
231. SIR, ARE YOU IN LINE?Copy !req
232. NO.Copy !req
233. ACTUALLY, I THINK I'VE BEEN
OUT OF LINE MY WHOLE LIFE.Copy !req
234. I-I —
I CAN'T DO THIS.Copy !req
235. HE'S HAVING
A MOMENT OF HUMANITY.Copy !req
236. QUICK, LET'S TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF HIS WEAKNESS!Copy !req
237. STAMP THESE!
CONGRATULATIONS,Copy !req
238. MR. AND MRS. WATTERSON.Copy !req
239. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
240. DA... DA...Copy !req
241. DAD?Copy !req
242. WAIT! DAD!Copy !req
243. I WANT YOU
TO SIGN THIS.Copy !req
244. OH, YOU GOT
A RESTRAINING ORDER, HUH?Copy !req
245. NO — ADOPTION PAPERS.
I WANT MY DAD BACK.Copy !req
246. AAH!
AHA!Copy !req
247. ♪ WE ARE FAMILYCopy !req
248. BREAKFAST!Copy !req
249. BREAKFAST!Copy !req
250. BREAKFA— MM.Copy !req
251. SORRY, KIDS.
I DON'T HAVE A SNOOZE BUTTON.Copy !req
252. COME ON DOWN, NOW.Copy !req
253. WHY?Copy !req
254. BECAUSE,
AS YOUR NEW OLD GRANDPA,Copy !req
255. I WANT TO SPEND
SOME QUALITY TIME WITH YOU.Copy !req
256. I CALL BEING ASLEEP
QUALITY TIME.Copy !req
257. AND NO OFFENSE,
GRANDPA LOUIE,Copy !req
258. BUT I DON'T TRUST
OLD PEOPLE'S TASTE IN FOOD.Copy !req
259. [ GASPS, STAMMERS ]
WHAT IS THAT?Copy !req
260. IT'S HERRING SURPRISE.Copy !req
261. WHAT'S
THE SURPRISE?Copy !req
262. BOO.Copy !req
263. COME ON.
IT'LL BE FUN.Copy !req
264. NO OFFENSE,
BUT WE DON'T TRUSTCopy !req
265. OLD PEOPLE'S TASTE
IN FUN, EITHER.Copy !req
266. "CRUISE SHIP."Copy !req
267. WHOO-O-O-O-O-O!Copy !req
268. AW, COME ON.
I EVEN HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU.Copy !req
269. NO OFFENSE,
GRANDPA LOUIE, BUT...Copy !req
270. WHAT THE...?Copy !req
271. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED
TO PLAY WITH THIS?Copy !req
272. LIKE SO.Copy !req
273. I GUESS
YOU WON'T WANT MY PRESENT THEN.Copy !req
274. OF COURSE, WE DO.Copy !req
275. HERE YOU GO, GUYS.Copy !req
276. A CHECK FOR BEING
MY FAVORITE GRANDKIDS.Copy !req
277. WOW.
THANKS.Copy !req
278. GUMBALL,
IT'S A CHECK.Copy !req
279. YOU TAKE IT TO THE BANK
AND EXCHANGE IT FOR MONEY.Copy !req
280. YAY!
YES! YES! YES!Copy !req
281. OW!
[ CRASH! ]Copy !req
282. SORRY.Copy !req
283. IT'S OKAY.
A HUG WAS ALL I WANTED.Copy !req
284. SPEND THE MONEY WISELY.Copy !req
285. HOW MUCH IS IT FOR?Copy !req
286. $5.Copy !req
287. YOUR THUMB'S
IN THE WAY.Copy !req
288. $50!Copy !req
289. $500?Copy !req
290. $5,000?Copy !req
291. OH, $5,000.Copy !req
292. WAIT — $5,000?Copy !req
293. MAKE IT RAIN!Copy !req
294. MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO THE BANK
AND GET IT CASHED.Copy !req
295. NO, LET'S FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO
WITH THE MONEY FIRST.Copy !req
296. ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?Copy !req
297. WE SHOULD SPEND IT ON MAKING
THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE.Copy !req
298. I WAS GONNA SAY...Copy !req
299. VEG-A-A-AS!Copy !req
300. NOW, I FEEL LIKE
SOME SORT OF —Copy !req
301. I MEAN, YEAH,
YOURS IS BETTER.Copy !req
302. I WOULD USE THE MONEY
TO SET UP A CHARITY.Copy !req
303. IT WOULD
START OFF SMALL...Copy !req
304. HERE, MY FRIEND.
TAKE IT.Copy !req
305. OH, DON'T BE SHY.Copy !req
306. EVERYONE NEEDS
HUMAN CONTACT.Copy !req
307. NO! I-I DON'T!
MONEY IS ENOUGH, THANKS.Copy !req
308. AND THEN,
IT WOULD GET BIGGER.Copy !req
309. FOR JUST 99 CENTS!Copy !req
310. HOW YOU DOING?
FEELING COMFORTABLE?Copy !req
311. THAT'S FUNNY,
'CAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLECopy !req
312. ON THIS PLANET AREN'T.Copy !req
313. IN FACT,
THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLECopy !req
314. WHO HAVE IT
REALLY, REALLY BAD.Copy !req
315. HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?
ARE YOU PROUD?Copy !req
316. ARE YOU STILL FEELING GOOD?Copy !req
317. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
GIVE THEM MONEY!Copy !req
318. GIVE US MONEY
SO WE CAN GIVE IT TO THEM!Copy !req
319. DO IT NOW!Copy !req
320. GET OFF YOUR COUCH
AND DO IT!Copy !req
321. DO IT NOW!Copy !req
322. MY CHARITY WOULD GET
BIGGER AND BIGGER,Copy !req
323. AND IT WOULD BE CALLEDCopy !req
324. THE COALITION OF REALLY,
REALLY USEFUL PEOPLE TOGETHER.Copy !req
325. FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS —Copy !req
326. EXPANDING THE CHARITY SO WE CAN
HELP AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE.Copy !req
327. SO, HOW MUCH MONEY
HAVE WE RAISED?Copy !req
328. WELL, THE TV CAMPAIGN RAISED
OVER $3 MILLION.Copy !req
329. HOORAY!Copy !req
330. SO, AFTER PAYING
FOR THE OFFICES,Copy !req
331. THE MEDIA BUDGET,
AND THE SALARIESCopy !req
332. FOR OUR ADVISORS,
WE'RE LEFT WITH $12.30Copy !req
333. TO SPEND
ON ACTUAL CHARITABLE DEEDS.Copy !req
334. OH, SORRY — $5.29.
JEFF BOUGHT DOUGHNUTS.Copy !req
335. BUT THAT'S
NOT ENOUGH.Copy !req
336. YES, BUT IF A CHARITY CAN'T
TAKE CARE OF ITSELF,Copy !req
337. IT CAN'T TAKE CARE
OF OTHERS.Copy !req
338. BUT I JUST WANTED
TO HELP PEOPLE.Copy !req
339. EXACTLY — SO WE NEED TO MAKE
EVEN MORE MONEYCopy !req
340. BY DIVERSIFYING
INTO OTHER AREAS,Copy !req
341. SUCH AS
TOXIC-WASTE MANAGEMENT.Copy !req
342. WE JUST NEED YOU
TO SIGN OFF ON THAT.Copy !req
343. OKAY. I DON'T SEE A PROBLEM
WITH TOXIC-WASTE MANAGEMENT.Copy !req
344. UH, DOES ANYONE NEED
ANY HELP FROM A CHARITY?Copy !req
345. MAYBE JUST A HUG?Copy !req
346. HELLO?Copy !req
347. I WOULD USE THE MONEY
TO MAKE MORE MONEY.Copy !req
348. FIRST, I WOULD INVEST
IN A PORTFOLIOCopy !req
349. OF HIGH-RISK SHARES
ON THE STOCK EXCHANGE.Copy !req
350. WHAT?
WHAT?Copy !req
351. FIRST, I WOULD INVEST
IN THINGS, AND WHEN THEY
DO WELL, I'D MAKE MONEY.Copy !req
352. HUH?
WHAT?Copy !req
353. LISTEN, GREED MINUS MORALS
TIMES LACK OF EMPATHYCopy !req
354. PLUS SLICKED-BACK HAIR
EQUALSCopy !req
355. ALL THE MONEY
IN THE WORLD!Copy !req
356. OH!
OH!Copy !req
357. ONCE I HAVE
ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD,Copy !req
358. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS —Copy !req
359. GO TO VEG-A-A-A-AS!Copy !req
360. NO, I HAVE
TO DESTROY IT ALL.Copy !req
361. WHAT? WHY?Copy !req
362. TO BRING PEOPLE
TOGETHER.Copy !req
363. IN MY MONEY-FREE WORLD,Copy !req
364. YOU WON'T NEED A CAR
TO GO TO WORK,Copy !req
365. BECAUSE YOU WON'T NEED TO WORK
TO PAY FOR MATERIAL THINGS.Copy !req
366. AAH!Copy !req
367. YOU WON'T NEED
TO WEAR A SUITCopy !req
368. TO PRETEND YOU'RE SOMEONE
YOU'RE NOT...Copy !req
369. AAH!
BECAUSE EVERYONE WILL BE FREECopy !req
370. TO BE ONE WITH NATURE.Copy !req
371. WHOO-HOO-HOO!Copy !req
372. WE WON'T EAT MEAT.
WE'LL NEVER FIGHT.Copy !req
373. WE'LL BE INCAPABLE OF HURTING
ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.Copy !req
374. IT WILL BE PARADISE.Copy !req
375. OH, YEAH —
PREDATORS.Copy !req
376. AAAAH!Copy !req
377. I WOULD USE THE MONEY
TO BUY A NEW SUIT AND TIECopy !req
378. TO BECOME PRESIDENT
OF THE WORLD!Copy !req
379. IF YOU VOTE FOR ME,Copy !req
380. I PROMISE YOU
A SEVEN-DAY WEEKENDCopy !req
381. AND STATE-ISSUED
MOBILITY SCOOTERS.Copy !req
382. I'LL REPLACE THE WATER SUPPLY
WITH SODACopy !req
383. AND THE SIDEWALKS
WITH CONVEYER BELTS.Copy !req
384. AND I'LL MAKE PIZZA DELIVERY
THE FOURTH EMERGENCY SERVICE.Copy !req
385. THEN, ALL I HAVE TO DO IS
PUT IT ON THE INTERNET.Copy !req
386. GUMBALL, HAVE YOU SEEN
HOW MANY VIDEOS THERE ARECopy !req
387. OF FATHEADS ASKING
TO BE PRESIDENT?Copy !req
388. YOU'D JUST BE
ANOTHER DROP OF DUMBNESSCopy !req
389. IN THE ONLINE OCEAN
OF IDIOCY.Copy !req
390. DO-DO-DO!Copy !req
391. WAIT TILL YOU SEE
MY VIRAL TRUMP CARD.Copy !req
392. HE GETS MY VOTE.Copy !req
393. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE STANDS FOR,
BUT HE SURE GETS MY VOTE.Copy !req
394. B-A-A-A-AAH!Copy !req
395. OKAY,
MR. PRESIDENT.Copy !req
396. SO, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
WHEN EVERYONE'S SO FATCopy !req
397. FROM EATING PIZZA
AND NOT WALKINGCopy !req
398. THAT THEY NEED A GRABBING STICK
TO GRAB THEIR GRABBING STICK?Copy !req
399. EVERYONE WILL HAVECopy !req
400. ROBOT SERVANTS!Copy !req
401. WE'VE HAD MORE REPORTS
OF ROBOT SERVANTS REFUSINGCopy !req
402. TO OBEY COMMANDS.Copy !req
403. THEY SEEM TO HAVE DEVELOPED
A WILL OF THEIR OWNCopy !req
404. AND ARE NOW VIOLENTLY REBELLING
AGAINST THEIR OWNERS.Copy !req
405. SCIENTISTS ARE BAFFLED BY
WHAT PEOPLE ARE NOW CALLINGCopy !req
406. THE ROBOLUTION.Copy !req
407. MY FELLOW AMERICANS...Copy !req
408. I THINK WE
ALL KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING,
SO LET'S JUST SKIP TO THE END.Copy !req
409. SINCE ALL OUR IDEAS END WITH THE
TOTAL DESTRUCTION OF HUMANITY,Copy !req
410. WHY DON'T WE JUST SPLIT
THE MONEY?Copy !req
411. OKAY. WHAT'S $5,000
DIVIDED BY 3?Copy !req
412. WELL, IT DOESN'T DIVIDE
EQUALLY.Copy !req
413. ONE OF US WILL HAVE TO BE
A PENNY SHORT.Copy !req
414. NO WAY!Copy !req
415. WELL, IT CAN'T BE ME
BECAUSE I DESERVE TO BE TREATEDCopy !req
416. MORE EQUALLY
THAN EVERYONE ELSE.Copy !req
417. IF YOU ARE INCAPABLE
OF SHARING THIS MONEY,Copy !req
418. THEN I'LL TAKE IT
AND SPEND IT ON MYSELFCopy !req
419. TO TEACH YOU
A VALUABLE LIFE LESSON.Copy !req
420. AAH!Copy !req
421. LIKE YOUR FATHER SAID,
WE NEED THIS MONEYCopy !req
422. FOR MORE IMPORTANT THINGS.Copy !req
423. HEY, YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT!
IT'S MINE!Copy !req
424. NOT IF I GET
TO THE BANK FIRST.
[ WHOOSH! ]Copy !req
425. HEY!
GIVE IT BACK!Copy !req
426. YOU'RE JUST GOING
TO SQUANDER IT ON FOODCopy !req
427. AND BILLS AND ALL THE STUFF
THAT KEEPS US ALIVE!Copy !req
428. EXACTLY — CLUNK —
LIKE GETTING THE CAR FIXED.Copy !req
429. ZIP! TCCH!
EEECH! VRRRRRM!Copy !req
430. WHAT THE...?
HOW DID SHE DO THAT?Copy !req
431. AND IF SHE CAN DO THAT,
WHY DOES SHE NEED THE
MONEY TO FIX THE CAR?Copy !req
432. PHEW! EEK! KUH-KOOM!
JUST SHUT IT AND DRIVE!Copy !req
433. VRRP! CLICK!Copy !req
434. VUH-VUH-VUH!
VRRM! VRRM!Copy !req
435. E-E-E-E-E-EERCH!
NEE-YRRRNG!Copy !req
436. NEE-YRRRNG!Copy !req
437. VMMMM!Copy !req
438. VMM!
RMM-BLM-BLM-BLM!Copy !req
439. WHY ISN'T
MY INVISIBLE TRUCK WORKING?Copy !req
440. OH, YEAH.
KLCH! AAH!Copy !req
441. RMMMMMMM!Copy !req
442. EERK!Copy !req
443. STOP IT!
THAT'S RECKLESS DRIVING.Copy !req
444. NOT WITHOUT A CAR,
IT'S NOT!Copy !req
445. GIVE ME THE CHECK!
WE CLEARLY DON'T NEED A CAR!Copy !req
446. WREEE!
[ CRUNCH! ]Copy !req
447. GIVE ME THAT!Copy !req
448. VRRRM!Copy !req
449. [ Slo-mo ]
NO!Copy !req
450. OOH!Copy !req
451. KCCH! DOO-O-O-O.Copy !req
452. VRRM! PTSCH!Copy !req
453. VRRRRRM!Copy !req
454. AAH!
EEEEERK!Copy !req
455. VRRRRM!
VRRM!Copy !req
456. VRRM!Copy !req
457. VRRRRRRM!Copy !req
458. CHK!
VRRRM!Copy !req
459. VRRRRM!Copy !req
460. EE-RRN, EE-RRN,
EE-RRN, EE-RRN.Copy !req
461. UH, WHICH WAY IS
THE BANK?Copy !req
462. TAKE A LEFT
AND THE SECOND RIGHT.Copy !req
463. THANK YOU! EE-RRN,
EE-RRN, EE-RRN, KCH!Copy !req
464. VRRRM!
NEE-YRRRNG!Copy !req
465. HNNK-HNNNNNK!Copy !req
466. VRRM!Copy !req
467. NEE-YRRRNG!
VRRRM!Copy !req
468. RRRRRNG!Copy !req
469. KCH! PWSH!
EERRRRRK!Copy !req
470. VUH-VUH-VUH-VUH!
NEE-YRRRNG!Copy !req
471. VUH-VUH-VUH-VUH-VUH!
NRRRRNG!Copy !req
472. VRRRRRRM!Copy !req
473. KWCH!
EERRRRK!Copy !req
474. AAH!Copy !req
475. VRRRRM!Copy !req
476. VUH-VUH-VUH-VUH!
KWCH!Copy !req
477. EERRRRK!
AAH!Copy !req
478. OHH!
DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO...Copy !req
479. VRRM!
VRRRRRM!Copy !req
480. GIVE THE CHECK BACK!
HEY!Copy !req
481. VRRRM!
NO, IT'S MINE!Copy !req
482. EERRRRRRK!Copy !req
483. WAIT, WAIT.
BEEP-BEEP!Copy !req
484. HEY, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS!
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
485. WE'VE BEEN GIVEN
$5,000, AND WE CAN'T
WORK OUT WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
486. $5,000 BETWEEN FIVE OF YOU?
WELL, THAT'S $1,000 EACH.Copy !req
487. YEAH, $1,000 EACH!Copy !req
488. BRRM-BRRM-BRRM-BRRM!
EEK!Copy !req
489. BRRM-DRRM!
PSH!Copy !req
490. WAIT UP, WAIT UP.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.Copy !req
491. I FORGOT THE DECIMAL POINT.Copy !req
492. THERE.Copy !req
493. WAIT.Copy !req
494. YAY, $10 EACH!Copy !req
495. [ CREAK! CRASH!]
OW!Copy !req