1. Okay, ready?Copy !req
2. You gotta choose
or you'll never find true love.Copy !req
3. Would you rather have
skin that smells of cheeseCopy !req
4. or a tongue
that grows leg hair?Copy !req
5. I have trouble seeing how
either of those choicesCopy !req
6. would ever allow me
to find true love.Copy !req
7. It's a game, dude!
You have to choose.Copy !req
8. You know, like,
would you ratherCopy !req
9. pass wind through your nose
or smell with your backside?Copy !req
10. Okay, whatever.
Smell with my backside.Copy !req
11. Would be pretty bad
every time you sneezed.Copy !req
12. Okay,
can we change the subject?Copy !req
13. Anybody, please!Copy !req
14. Ooh, ooh!
I've got a story!Copy !req
15. So, I was staying the night
at my grandma's houseCopy !req
16. in the woods
in the middle of nowhere,Copy !req
17. when I was woken up
by this weird noise.Copy !req
18. Drip, drip, drip!Copy !req
19. It was coming from
the kitchen.Copy !req
20. I crept across the hallway.Copy !req
21. It was getting
louder and louder.Copy !req
22. Drip, drip!Copy !req
23. Sorry, I just got
the butt-sneeze thing.Copy !req
24. I turned the handle,
pushed open the door...Copy !req
25. And...Copy !req
26. and...Copy !req
27. and...Copy !req
28. someone had
left the faucet on.Copy !req
29. So I turned it off
and went back to bed.Copy !req
30. I don't get it.
What's the payoff here?Copy !req
31. It was the faucet all along!Copy !req
32. Actually,
it's not that funny.Copy !req
33. No, it was great!Copy !req
34. We were expecting
there to be something good,Copy !req
35. and there wasn't.
What a twist.Copy !req
36. Really? Well, you're gonna love
my other stories.Copy !req
37. So, I got this uncle,
and he's a huge practical joker.Copy !req
38. And last time I saw him,
guess what he did.Copy !req
39. He made me a sandwich!Copy !req
40. And there was
this one ChristmasCopy !req
41. where I didn't wake up
till, like, 7:00 A.M...Copy !req
42. On his birthday, we had pizza,
and I had...Copy !req
43. One time, on the street,
I saw a dog!Copy !req
44. I've got a million stories
just like that.Copy !req
45. - Hey, a million and one.Copy !req
46. You know why
my favorite color is blue?Copy !req
47. No, me neither.Copy !req
48. I asked my mom
for a red apple,Copy !req
49. 'cause I don't like
the green ones.Copy !req
50. And she showed me her new
necklace,Copy !req
51. and I had no opinion on it,
either way.Copy !req
52. A cheeseburger, but when I
opened up the cheeseburger —Copy !req
53. Hey, Ocho, what's the most
annoying sound you can make?Copy !req
54. Oh, keep going.
It's so much better than her.Copy !req
55. Burger,
and they gave me exactly...Copy !req
56. I wish life
was like in movies.Copy !req
57. Right now, we'd be going through
some cross-fade montageCopy !req
58. instead of suffering through
every single word.Copy !req
59. That was ironic.Copy !req
60. Wait.
What are doing at school?Copy !req
61. No!Copy !req
62. That journey was so boring,Copy !req
63. I thought
the whole day had passed,Copy !req
64. but it's still morning!Copy !req
65. Hey, did I tell you about
when my brown crayon ran out?Copy !req
66. Don't worry, though,
this story has a happy ending.Copy !req
67. Does it involve
the main characterCopy !req
68. being slowly
run over by a bus?Copy !req
69. No!Copy !req
70. I used felt-tipped pens
instead — true story.Copy !req
71. Which reminds me
of another stor—Copy !req
72. - And the thing is,Copy !req
73. it was my favorite pencil
as well.Copy !req
74. Feels like we've been
walking down this corridorCopy !req
75. for half an hour now.Copy !req
76. It's like a—
a superpower.Copy !req
77. She can distort time and space
using only boredom.Copy !req
78. No,
I just buffed the floor.Copy !req
79. Somebody's gotta man up
and put an end to this!Copy !req
80. - I mean, I guess they're —
- Thank you.Copy !req
81. All right, girl, listen up,
because, uh...Copy !req
82. D-D-Darwin has something
he wants to say to you.Copy !req
83. - Wait, what?
- Tell her, dude.Copy !req
84. You know, how you think
her stories are...Copy !req
85. You know.Copy !req
86. Straight-up awful!Copy !req
87. I thought we were both
chickening out.Copy !req
88. That was like
head-butting a kitten.Copy !req
89. Uh, he meant awful
as in they...Copy !req
90. fill us with awe.Copy !req
91. I thought I was
boring you for a second.Copy !req
92. No,
your stories are great.Copy !req
93. It's just maybe
they could be, um —Copy !req
94. Shorter, better, over.Copy !req
95. He means they just need
a little editing.Copy !req
96. Come with us.Copy !req
97. Okay, so, Gumball
used this editing softwareCopy !req
98. to make your stories
more...Copy !req
99. uh, to the point.Copy !req
100. Uh, so yesterday,
um, uh, I...Copy !req
101. True story.Copy !req
102. Yeah, just kidding.Copy !req
103. Your stories are perfect
the way they are.Copy !req
104. Oh, good!Copy !req
105. I hope you would tell me
if I was boring.Copy !req
106. Bless you.Copy !req
107. And I woke up,
and I wasn't in my own bedroom.Copy !req
108. But then I remembered
I was on vacation.Copy !req
109. My brain is full.
Every time she says something,Copy !req
110. I have to forget something else
to make room for it.Copy !req
111. If she says another word,
I'm gonna forget my parents.Copy !req
112. Do you really want that
on your conscience,
whatever your name is?Copy !req
113. I'm sorry, I just don't have
the heart to hurt her feelings.Copy !req
114. Home time at last!Copy !req
115. - You mean lunchtime.
- I hate you.Copy !req
116. It's not me, it's time.Copy !req
117. I hate you both.Copy !req
118. Last night,
I had the craziest dreamCopy !req
119. that my pajamas
had pockets.Copy !req
120. And then I woke up,
and they did have pockets.Copy !req
121. Maybe we should just
try and tune her out.Copy !req
122. Okay.Copy !req
123. And there was
this explosion!Copy !req
124. Of interest
in my stamp collection.Copy !req
125. - I did a back flip.Copy !req
126. And then
the pancakes were done.Copy !req
127. Murder...
of crows.Copy !req
128. There was a tsunami...Copy !req
129. of homework.Copy !req
130. End of the world!Copy !req
131. And I was like,
"It's not the end of the worldCopy !req
132. if you run out of
margarine."Copy !req
133. And so we went to the store
and bought...Copy !req
134. Hold on, dude. If we keep
doing this to our brains,Copy !req
135. we might do
some real damage.Copy !req
136. How many fingers
am I holding up.Copy !req
137. What?
You're going to
have to look down.Copy !req
138. I can't move anything
below the neck.Copy !req
139. 30-11.Copy !req
140. I'm glad we stopped
before it's too late.Copy !req
141. Not for me,
I'm allergic.Copy !req
142. And I was in the kitchen
making toast,Copy !req
143. and my dad smelled the toast,
and he ate it — true story.Copy !req
144. Did I tell you about
my birthday party?Copy !req
145. - I didn't have one.Copy !req
146. I'm sorry, dude,
but she's gotta go.Copy !req
147. I'm gonna push her
in front of Jamie.
No, wait!Copy !req
148. What if we, you know,
pass the ball.Copy !req
149. I don't care about the game,
I'm talking bout Molly!Copy !req
150. So am I. I just thought
it was a good analogyCopy !req
151. on theme with the,
you know, dodgeball and...Copy !req
152. Doesn't matter.
What I meant was,Copy !req
153. hey, guys, have you heard
Molly's stories?Copy !req
154. Yes, and I'm afraid
there's only one wayCopy !req
155. to ensure we never have to
hear another.Copy !req
156. Is anyone else out there...Copy !req
157. Oh.Copy !req
158. No!Copy !req
159. Molly!Copy !req
160. But why?Copy !req
161. Why save us?Copy !req
162. Because
you listened to me.Copy !req
163. That reminds me of a story.
We were camping —Copy !req
164. No!Copy !req
165. Guys?Copy !req
166. Guys?Copy !req
167. Guys?Copy !req
168. Gumball?Copy !req
169. Darwin?Copy !req
170. Hello?Copy !req
171. Quick,
let's get out of here!Copy !req
172. Find the most remote place
in school,Copy !req
173. and hide there until
she graduates to college!Copy !req
174. Shh.Copy !req
175. Don't raise your voice.Copy !req
176. Okay.
You guys want some fries?Copy !req
177. Thanks. Huh?Copy !req
178. Dude, what was that?Copy !req
179. You said
don't raise your voice.Copy !req
180. Why are you here?Copy !req
181. This is
my special dark place.Copy !req
182. What? What?Copy !req
183. A special dark place.Copy !req
184. You know, it's where you go
when no one wants to talk to youCopy !req
185. because you have
nothing interesting to sayCopy !req
186. and you feel
really boring and awkward.Copy !req
187. Don't you have one?Copy !req
188. Of course!Copy !req
189. Everyone's got
a special dark place.Copy !req
190. Right, Darwin?Copy !req
191. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
192. Uh, mine is in the...Copy !req
193. uh...Copy !req
194. - Huh?
- Never mind.Copy !req
195. Hey, I have an idea.Copy !req
196. Why don't you come and join us
on the playground in 10 minutes.Copy !req
197. What are we doing?Copy !req
198. We're giving Molly
a proper story to tell.Copy !req
199. Something with danger, comedy,
action, romance —Copy !req
200. or literally anything
happening at all.Copy !req
201. - And an ending.
- Yes!Copy !req
202. And a gosh-darn ending!Copy !req
203. Who's with me?Copy !req
204. - Yeah!
- Who said that?Copy !req
205. What the?
What are you all doing in there?Copy !req
206. We're hiding from Molly.Copy !req
207. You do realize
there's likeCopy !req
208. a hundred lockers
in this corridor.Copy !req
209. We panicked.Copy !req
210. Okay.Copy !req
211. Hello, Molly.Copy !req
212. How dare you kiss my promised?Copy !req
213. I shall have my revenge
on your treachery.Copy !req
214. Alan,
don't fight over me!Copy !req
215. What kind of girl
do you think I am?Copy !req
216. Darn!Copy !req
217. Engaging defense protocol.Copy !req
218. Oh, hi, Molly,
how you doing —Copy !req
219. Hey!Copy !req
220. Guys, guys!Copy !req
221. You'll never guess
what just happened!Copy !req
222. A story?
Please, tell us!Copy !req
223. Well, I was walking
down the corridor,Copy !req
224. and I saw
that water fountain!Copy !req
225. - Yeah, and?
- Uh, nothing.Copy !req
226. I just forgot there was
a water fountain there.Copy !req
227. And then I saw Carmen, Alan,
Tina, and Bobert.Copy !req
228. And I'm pretty sure
Alan and CarmenCopy !req
229. are more than
just friends.Copy !req
230. Gossip!Copy !req
231. Oh, and you should have seen
Principal Brown.Copy !req
232. He had a bellyache.Copy !req
233. And then
Mr. Small said hi to me,Copy !req
234. but to be honest, I was kind of
distracted by the coach.Copy !req
235. She was
doing some plumbing.Copy !req
236. But the best part of the story
is the end.Copy !req
237. Because, clearly,
you guys set up all that stuffCopy !req
238. so I'd have something
interesting to tell.Copy !req
239. That means we're friends.Copy !req
240. True story.Copy !req
241. We're gonna
hear that storyCopy !req
242. for the rest of our lives,
aren't we?Copy !req
243. At least it has
a happy ending.Copy !req
244. Oh, come on, kids.Copy !req
245. Sorry,
that's all I had.Copy !req
246. Be careful
with this universal remote.Copy !req
247. It has a power
only a fool would not fear.Copy !req
248. Tell me,
for what will you use it?Copy !req
249. Oh, you know, TVs,
DVD players... vengeance!Copy !req
250. No!
It cannot be used for evil.Copy !req
251. Give it back!Copy !req
252. Back off, old man!Copy !req
253. Amazing!Copy !req
254. Yah!Copy !req
255. Yah!Copy !req
256. Hmm.Copy !req
257. Whoa-oh!Copy !req
258. Aaah! Oohhh!Copy !req
259. Yah!Copy !req
260. Look, children.Copy !req
261. All the mistakes
the world has ever made.Copy !req
262. Hey, guys!
Guys, over here!Copy !req
263. There's no bad guy here!Copy !req
264. You can be
our mortal enemy!Copy !req
265. You turned me into the villain,
Gumball Watterson.Copy !req
266. You left me
with this broken body.Copy !req
267. You gave me
this ridiculous voice.Copy !req
268. Well, now
I am in control.Copy !req
269. And the time has come
for you to pay.Copy !req
270. Same for you, buddy.
That remote was $12.99.Copy !req
271. Break it down!Copy !req
272. Gumball, honey,
can you stop that?Copy !req
273. What?
It's not hurting anyone.Copy !req
274. Yes, well, it's grating,
and I'm driving.Copy !req
275. Gumball, I said stop!Copy !req
276. Hmm.Copy !req
277. Prepare to suffer!Copy !req
278. Gumball,
I won't ask you again!Copy !req
279. But I'm just playing —Copy !req
280. I will destroy you
and everyone you love.Copy !req
281. window. I mean, what's
the worst that can happen?Copy !req
282. [ Clank! Clank! ]
Rrrrgh!Copy !req
283. I told you to stop
playing with that window,
but you never listen!Copy !req
284. Talking to you
can be like...Copy !req
285. trying to comb the skin
of a kiwifruit!Copy !req
286. - What?
- This is gonna cost a fortune!Copy !req
287. Do you think money grows on
trees? Oh, I guess it does
'cause it's made of paper.Copy !req
288. But that's not the point!
I'm cutting off your allowance!Copy !req
289. We're broke enough as it is.Copy !req
290. I'm so angry
I can't think of words,Copy !req
291. so I'm just gonna make sounds.Copy !req
292. Aw, cheer up, dude.
Look, we still got $2.Copy !req
293. We can buy a game
from here.Copy !req
294. Everyone knows the bargain bin
is a grandma Christmas trap.Copy !req
295. "Extreme Tractor Racing."Copy !req
296. The review says,
"Here's a cheat code —Copy !req
297. go left, forward, forward,
right, forward,Copy !req
298. back to the store
where you bought itCopy !req
299. and ask for a refund."Copy !req
300. "Daisy the Donkey
the Video Game.Copy !req
301. If boredom didn't put you
into a coma during the show,Copy !req
302. then this game
will finish the job."Copy !req
303. Hey, look! They have
a new "Legend of Zelmore"!Copy !req
304. Wait, what?Copy !req
305. "The Tale of Zolmore"?
For PolyStation?Copy !req
306. There's not even a disc inside!
It's painted on the box.Copy !req
307. It's a knock-off.Copy !req
308. Now prepare
to lose your brother.Copy !req
309. Now we have nothing to play
for the whole summer.Copy !req
310. "If we hadn't adopted him,
we would have enough money."Copy !req
311. A-Are you serious?
Mm?Copy !req
312. What do you mean,
"Isn't it obvious"?Copy !req
313. Am I stupid?Copy !req
314. Dude,
what's wrong with you?Copy !req
315. "Apart from the fact
you're a glorified petCopy !req
316. that looks like
a tiny orange sausage"?Copy !req
317. Ow! Dude! Dude!Copy !req
318. Hey, wait! Ohh!Copy !req
319. What's going on?
Darwin! Darwin!Copy !req
320. Buddy, ple—
I didn't mean to upset you!Copy !req
321. Darwin!
Darwin!Copy !req
322. Wha...?
You thought I was
the hot-dog guy, right?Copy !req
323. Uh, no, I thought you were
my brother, Darwin.Copy !req
324. Oh.
That's a nice change.Copy !req
325. Mom! Dad!Copy !req
326. Don't worry, sweetie.
We'll find him.Copy !req
327. Of course we understand you
when you're making no sense.Copy !req
328. We're your family.Copy !req
329. I think I mistranslated
a word, though.Copy !req
330. When you saidCopy !req
331. did you really mean
"Evil magic subtitles"?Copy !req
332. And now it's time
for you to lose your parents.Copy !req
333. Parental filter off.Copy !req
334. Okay, Nicole.
Here's the plan.Copy !req
335. You sort out this mess,
and I'll get a box of doughnutsCopy !req
336. and eat away the stress this
family keeps dumping on me.Copy !req
337. Honey, I know it's difficult
because it's so prominent,Copy !req
338. but could you please forget
your stomach for a minute?Copy !req
339. It's your "nagging voice"
I wish I could forget.Copy !req
340. Well, I wish I could forget
you forgetting our anniversary.Copy !req
341. Sorry, kids. Could you just
cover your ears for a sec?Copy !req
342. Your mother and I
have come to an agreement.Copy !req
343. I'm getting a doughnut,Copy !req
344. and she's getting
a better husband.Copy !req
345. What?Copy !req
346. Gumball,
please look after your sister.Copy !req
347. I have to go
and de-ruin our lives!Copy !req
348. - Dad, wait!
- Where are you going?Copy !req
349. He managed
to win Mom over once.Copy !req
350. Doing it again would be like
nailing a backflipCopy !req
351. in high heels
on a tightrope!Copy !req
352. I'm supposed
to be looking after you!Copy !req
353. You will lose them all.Copy !req
354. Anais, wait!Copy !req
355. Gotcha!Copy !req
356. Aaah!Copy !req
357. I-I know there's no way
to make this look okay,Copy !req
358. but I'm gonna try anyway.Copy !req
359. Aaaah!Copy !req
360. Huh?Copy !req
361. What is this?
What's going on?Copy !req
362. I did warn you.Copy !req
363. I said I would destroy you
and everyone you love.Copy !req
364. You! It was you
who did all this!Copy !req
365. My archnemesis! Roy!Copy !req
366. No, no, no, my name isn't —
My name is Rob, gosh darn it!Copy !req
367. All right, sorry.
But... how have you done this?Copy !req
368. With this.
But why?Copy !req
369. Wait up.
This requires the right mood.Copy !req
370. You have
only yourself to blame.Copy !req
371. You being the hero
of all thisCopy !req
372. means that
I have to be the villain.Copy !req
373. But I never wanted to be
the villain!Copy !req
374. I wanted to be
the cute sidekickCopy !req
375. who gets his own plush toy
and a spin-off show!Copy !req
376. What are
you talking about?Copy !req
377. You really don't get it,
do you?Copy !req
378. So happy to star
in your amazing world.Copy !req
379. Can't you see
that none of this is real?Copy !req
380. I don't understand.Copy !req
381. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
382. Once you're out of the picture,
I can be whoever I want!Copy !req
383. I'm sorry,
Gumball Watterson.Copy !req
384. There's no other way!Copy !req
385. No!Copy !req
386. Is that me,
or does this musicCopy !req
387. give a whole different vibe
to the situation?Copy !req
388. Yeah, hold on.Copy !req
389. Aaah!Copy !req
390. Uh, uh...Copy !req
391. Give me
that remote, you little —Copy !req
392. Agh.Copy !req
393. Ha! In your face!Copy !req
394. Dude? Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
395. Rolf?
Talk to me, Ralph!Copy !req
396. Oh, what have I done?
Rod, wake up!Copy !req
397. Please, Ross,
are you okay?Copy !req
398. Talk to me, Rog!Copy !req
399. What have I done to you?Copy !req
400. Oh, Rocks.Copy !req
401. That's not even a man's name!Copy !req
402. Ow! Ow!
Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
403. Hyah!Copy !req
404. No!Copy !req
405. Time to eject you
once and for all.Copy !req
406. Err!Copy !req
407. The batteries are dead!
What now?Copy !req
408. Well, I guess you're gonna do
what any hero would doCopy !req
409. to save
the ones he loves.Copy !req
410. You're gonna follow
the remote.Copy !req
411. No!Copy !req
412. Haaaaaa-eennnnnnhCopy !req
413. That's pretty high.
Uh, maybe I'll just...Copy !req
414. Uhhhh...Copy !req
415. Darn it.Copy !req
416. Ohhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
417. Goodbye.Copy !req
418. Come on.Copy !req
419. Yes!Copy !req
420. Ugh! Aah!Copy !req