The Amazing World of Gumball 4x39

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Gumball scares the school into thinking a monster named Gargaroth is haunting the place, then recruits Carrie and Darwin (who has a crush on Carrie) as ghost exterminators in order to scam everyone in Elmore of their candy.

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1. Okay, ready?

2. You gotta choose or you'll never find true love.

3. Would you rather have skin that smells of cheese

4. or a tongue that grows leg hair?

5. I have trouble seeing how either of those choices

6. would ever allow me to find true love.

7. It's a game, dude! You have to choose.

8. You know, like, would you rather

9. pass wind through your nose or smell with your backside?

10. Okay, whatever. Smell with my backside.

11. Would be pretty bad every time you sneezed.

12. Okay, can we change the subject?

13. Anybody, please!

14. Ooh, ooh! I've got a story!

15. So, I was staying the night at my grandma's house

16. in the woods in the middle of nowhere,

17. when I was woken up by this weird noise.

18. Drip, drip, drip!

19. It was coming from the kitchen.

20. I crept across the hallway.

21. It was getting louder and louder.

22. Drip, drip!

23. Sorry, I just got the butt-sneeze thing.

24. I turned the handle, pushed open the door...

25. And...

26. and...

27. and...

28. someone had left the faucet on.

29. So I turned it off and went back to bed.

30. I don't get it. What's the payoff here?

31. It was the faucet all along!

32. Actually, it's not that funny.

33. No, it was great!

34. We were expecting there to be something good,

35. and there wasn't. What a twist.

36. Really? Well, you're gonna love my other stories.

37. So, I got this uncle, and he's a huge practical joker.

38. And last time I saw him, guess what he did.

39. He made me a sandwich!

40. And there was this one Christmas

41. where I didn't wake up till, like, 7:00 A.M...

42. On his birthday, we had pizza, and I had...

43. One time, on the street, I saw a dog!

44. I've got a million stories just like that.

45. - Hey, a million and one.

46. You know why my favorite color is blue?

47. No, me neither.

48. I asked my mom for a red apple,

49. 'cause I don't like the green ones.

50. And she showed me her new necklace,

51. and I had no opinion on it, either way.

52. A cheeseburger, but when I opened up the cheeseburger —

53. Hey, Ocho, what's the most annoying sound you can make?

54. Oh, keep going. It's so much better than her.

55. Burger, and they gave me exactly...

56. I wish life was like in movies.

57. Right now, we'd be going through some cross-fade montage

58. instead of suffering through every single word.

59. That was ironic.

60. Wait. What are doing at school?

61. No!

62. That journey was so boring,

63. I thought the whole day had passed,

64. but it's still morning!

65. Hey, did I tell you about when my brown crayon ran out?

66. Don't worry, though, this story has a happy ending.

67. Does it involve the main character

68. being slowly run over by a bus?

69. No!

70. I used felt-tipped pens instead — true story.

71. Which reminds me of another stor—

72. - And the thing is,

73. it was my favorite pencil as well.

74. Feels like we've been walking down this corridor

75. for half an hour now.

76. It's like a— a superpower.

77. She can distort time and space using only boredom.

78. No, I just buffed the floor.

79. Somebody's gotta man up and put an end to this!

80. - I mean, I guess they're — - Thank you.

81. All right, girl, listen up, because, uh...

82. D-D-Darwin has something he wants to say to you.

83. - Wait, what? - Tell her, dude.

84. You know, how you think her stories are...

85. You know.

86. Straight-up awful!

87. I thought we were both chickening out.

88. That was like head-butting a kitten.

89. Uh, he meant awful as in they...

90. fill us with awe.

91. I thought I was boring you for a second.

92. No, your stories are great.

93. It's just maybe they could be, um —

94. Shorter, better, over.

95. He means they just need a little editing.

96. Come with us.

97. Okay, so, Gumball used this editing software

98. to make your stories more...

99. uh, to the point.

100. Uh, so yesterday, um, uh, I...

101. True story.

102. Yeah, just kidding.

103. Your stories are perfect the way they are.

104. Oh, good!

105. I hope you would tell me if I was boring.

106. Bless you.

107. And I woke up, and I wasn't in my own bedroom.

108. But then I remembered I was on vacation.

109. My brain is full. Every time she says something,

110. I have to forget something else to make room for it.

111. If she says another word, I'm gonna forget my parents.

112. Do you really want that on your conscience, whatever your name is?

113. I'm sorry, I just don't have the heart to hurt her feelings.

114. Home time at last!

115. - You mean lunchtime. - I hate you.

116. It's not me, it's time.

117. I hate you both.

118. Last night, I had the craziest dream

119. that my pajamas had pockets.

120. And then I woke up, and they did have pockets.

121. Maybe we should just try and tune her out.

122. Okay.

123. And there was this explosion!

124. Of interest in my stamp collection.

125. - I did a back flip.

126. And then the pancakes were done.

127. Murder... of crows.

128. There was a tsunami...

129. of homework.

130. End of the world!

131. And I was like, "It's not the end of the world

132. if you run out of margarine."

133. And so we went to the store and bought...

134. Hold on, dude. If we keep doing this to our brains,

135. we might do some real damage.

136. How many fingers am I holding up.

137. What? You're going to have to look down.

138. I can't move anything below the neck.

139. 30-11.

140. I'm glad we stopped before it's too late.

141. Not for me, I'm allergic.

142. And I was in the kitchen making toast,

143. and my dad smelled the toast, and he ate it — true story.

144. Did I tell you about my birthday party?

145. - I didn't have one.

146. I'm sorry, dude, but she's gotta go.

147. I'm gonna push her in front of Jamie. No, wait!

148. What if we, you know, pass the ball.

149. I don't care about the game, I'm talking bout Molly!

150. So am I. I just thought it was a good analogy

151. on theme with the, you know, dodgeball and...

152. Doesn't matter. What I meant was,

153. hey, guys, have you heard Molly's stories?

154. Yes, and I'm afraid there's only one way

155. to ensure we never have to hear another.

156. Is anyone else out there...

157. Oh.

158. No!

159. Molly!

160. But why?

161. Why save us?

162. Because you listened to me.

163. That reminds me of a story. We were camping —

164. No!

165. Guys?

166. Guys?

167. Guys?

168. Gumball?

169. Darwin?

170. Hello?

171. Quick, let's get out of here!

172. Find the most remote place in school,

173. and hide there until she graduates to college!

174. Shh.

175. Don't raise your voice.

176. Okay. You guys want some fries?

177. Thanks. Huh?

178. Dude, what was that?

179. You said don't raise your voice.

180. Why are you here?

181. This is my special dark place.

182. What? What?

183. A special dark place.

184. You know, it's where you go when no one wants to talk to you

185. because you have nothing interesting to say

186. and you feel really boring and awkward.

187. Don't you have one?

188. Of course!

189. Everyone's got a special dark place.

190. Right, Darwin?

191. Uh, yeah.

192. Uh, mine is in the...

193. uh...

194. - Huh? - Never mind.

195. Hey, I have an idea.

196. Why don't you come and join us on the playground in 10 minutes.

197. What are we doing?

198. We're giving Molly a proper story to tell.

199. Something with danger, comedy, action, romance —

200. or literally anything happening at all.

201. - And an ending. - Yes!

202. And a gosh-darn ending!

203. Who's with me?

204. - Yeah! - Who said that?

205. What the? What are you all doing in there?

206. We're hiding from Molly.

207. You do realize there's like

208. a hundred lockers in this corridor.

209. We panicked.

210. Okay.

211. Hello, Molly.

212. How dare you kiss my promised?

213. I shall have my revenge on your treachery.

214. Alan, don't fight over me!

215. What kind of girl do you think I am?

216. Darn!

217. Engaging defense protocol.

218. Oh, hi, Molly, how you doing —

219. Hey!

220. Guys, guys!

221. You'll never guess what just happened!

222. A story? Please, tell us!

223. Well, I was walking down the corridor,

224. and I saw that water fountain!

225. - Yeah, and? - Uh, nothing.

226. I just forgot there was a water fountain there.

227. And then I saw Carmen, Alan, Tina, and Bobert.

228. And I'm pretty sure Alan and Carmen

229. are more than just friends.

230. Gossip!

231. Oh, and you should have seen Principal Brown.

232. He had a bellyache.

233. And then Mr. Small said hi to me,

234. but to be honest, I was kind of distracted by the coach.

235. She was doing some plumbing.

236. But the best part of the story is the end.

237. Because, clearly, you guys set up all that stuff

238. so I'd have something interesting to tell.

239. That means we're friends.

240. True story.

241. We're gonna hear that story

242. for the rest of our lives, aren't we?

243. At least it has a happy ending.

244. Oh, come on, kids.

245. Sorry, that's all I had.

246. Be careful with this universal remote.

247. It has a power only a fool would not fear.

248. Tell me, for what will you use it?

249. Oh, you know, TVs, DVD players... vengeance!

250. No! It cannot be used for evil.

251. Give it back!

252. Back off, old man!

253. Amazing!

254. Yah!

255. Yah!

256. Hmm.

257. Whoa-oh!

258. Aaah! Oohhh!

259. Yah!

260. Look, children.

261. All the mistakes the world has ever made.

262. Hey, guys! Guys, over here!

263. There's no bad guy here!

264. You can be our mortal enemy!

265. You turned me into the villain, Gumball Watterson.

266. You left me with this broken body.

267. You gave me this ridiculous voice.

268. Well, now I am in control.

269. And the time has come for you to pay.

270. Same for you, buddy. That remote was $12.99.

271. Break it down!

272. Gumball, honey, can you stop that?

273. What? It's not hurting anyone.

274. Yes, well, it's grating, and I'm driving.

275. Gumball, I said stop!

276. Hmm.

277. Prepare to suffer!

278. Gumball, I won't ask you again!

279. But I'm just playing —

280. I will destroy you and everyone you love.

281. window. I mean, what's the worst that can happen?

282. [ Clank! Clank! ] Rrrrgh!

283. I told you to stop playing with that window, but you never listen!

284. Talking to you can be like...

285. trying to comb the skin of a kiwifruit!

286. - What? - This is gonna cost a fortune!

287. Do you think money grows on trees? Oh, I guess it does 'cause it's made of paper.

288. But that's not the point! I'm cutting off your allowance!

289. We're broke enough as it is.

290. I'm so angry I can't think of words,

291. so I'm just gonna make sounds.

292. Aw, cheer up, dude. Look, we still got $2.

293. We can buy a game from here.

294. Everyone knows the bargain bin is a grandma Christmas trap.

295. "Extreme Tractor Racing."

296. The review says, "Here's a cheat code —

297. go left, forward, forward, right, forward,

298. back to the store where you bought it

299. and ask for a refund."

300. "Daisy the Donkey the Video Game.

301. If boredom didn't put you into a coma during the show,

302. then this game will finish the job."

303. Hey, look! They have a new "Legend of Zelmore"!

304. Wait, what?

305. "The Tale of Zolmore"? For PolyStation?

306. There's not even a disc inside! It's painted on the box.

307. It's a knock-off.

308. Now prepare to lose your brother.

309. Now we have nothing to play for the whole summer.

310. "If we hadn't adopted him, we would have enough money."

311. A-Are you serious? Mm?

312. What do you mean, "Isn't it obvious"?

313. Am I stupid?

314. Dude, what's wrong with you?

315. "Apart from the fact you're a glorified pet

316. that looks like a tiny orange sausage"?

317. Ow! Dude! Dude!

318. Hey, wait! Ohh!

319. What's going on? Darwin! Darwin!

320. Buddy, ple— I didn't mean to upset you!

321. Darwin! Darwin!

322. Wha...? You thought I was the hot-dog guy, right?

323. Uh, no, I thought you were my brother, Darwin.

324. Oh. That's a nice change.

325. Mom! Dad!

326. Don't worry, sweetie. We'll find him.

327. Of course we understand you when you're making no sense.

328. We're your family.

329. I think I mistranslated a word, though.

330. When you said

331. did you really mean "Evil magic subtitles"?

332. And now it's time for you to lose your parents.

333. Parental filter off.

334. Okay, Nicole. Here's the plan.

335. You sort out this mess, and I'll get a box of doughnuts

336. and eat away the stress this family keeps dumping on me.

337. Honey, I know it's difficult because it's so prominent,

338. but could you please forget your stomach for a minute?

339. It's your "nagging voice" I wish I could forget.

340. Well, I wish I could forget you forgetting our anniversary.

341. Sorry, kids. Could you just cover your ears for a sec?

342. Your mother and I have come to an agreement.

343. I'm getting a doughnut,

344. and she's getting a better husband.

345. What?

346. Gumball, please look after your sister.

347. I have to go and de-ruin our lives!

348. - Dad, wait! - Where are you going?

349. He managed to win Mom over once.

350. Doing it again would be like nailing a backflip

351. in high heels on a tightrope!

352. I'm supposed to be looking after you!

353. You will lose them all.

354. Anais, wait!

355. Gotcha!

356. Aaah!

357. I-I know there's no way to make this look okay,

358. but I'm gonna try anyway.

359. Aaaah!

360. Huh?

361. What is this? What's going on?

362. I did warn you.

363. I said I would destroy you and everyone you love.

364. You! It was you who did all this!

365. My archnemesis! Roy!

366. No, no, no, my name isn't — My name is Rob, gosh darn it!

367. All right, sorry. But... how have you done this?

368. With this. But why?

369. Wait up. This requires the right mood.

370. You have only yourself to blame.

371. You being the hero of all this

372. means that I have to be the villain.

373. But I never wanted to be the villain!

374. I wanted to be the cute sidekick

375. who gets his own plush toy and a spin-off show!

376. What are you talking about?

377. You really don't get it, do you?

378. So happy to star in your amazing world.

379. Can't you see that none of this is real?

380. I don't understand.

381. It doesn't matter.

382. Once you're out of the picture, I can be whoever I want!

383. I'm sorry, Gumball Watterson.

384. There's no other way!

385. No!

386. Is that me, or does this music

387. give a whole different vibe to the situation?

388. Yeah, hold on.

389. Aaah!

390. Uh, uh...

391. Give me that remote, you little —

392. Agh.

393. Ha! In your face!

394. Dude? Oh, my gosh.

395. Rolf? Talk to me, Ralph!

396. Oh, what have I done? Rod, wake up!

397. Please, Ross, are you okay?

398. Talk to me, Rog!

399. What have I done to you?

400. Oh, Rocks.

401. That's not even a man's name!

402. Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow!

403. Hyah!

404. No!

405. Time to eject you once and for all.

406. Err!

407. The batteries are dead! What now?

408. Well, I guess you're gonna do what any hero would do

409. to save the ones he loves.

410. You're gonna follow the remote.

411. No!

412. Haaaaaa-eennnnnnh

413. That's pretty high. Uh, maybe I'll just...

414. Uhhhh...

415. Darn it.

416. Ohhhhhhhhh!

417. Goodbye.

418. Come on.

419. Yes!

420. Ugh! Aah!