1. No?
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will replace the high-five.
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3. Maybe it's the name.
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4. What about "digit dogging"?
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5. I don't think
the name's the problem.
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6. Although, admittedly,
that name would be a problem.
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7. Ooh! How about
a more manly version
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French greeting?
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9. Okay, do this.
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10. And now you kiss my guns.
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11. Too manly?
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12. Yeah.
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13. What about "The Dog Salute"?
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14. Eh... maybe?
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15. What's that?
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each other's backsides.
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17. Eh, I suppose that's still
better than what Tobias does.
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18. What does he do?
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19. Starts kind of normal
with the high-five,
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he gives you a slap on the butt.
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21. That's outrageous!
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unpleasant macho behavior
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will eliminate.
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24. The nerve!
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25. Here he comes.
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26. Hey!
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27. [ Smack! ]
Oh!
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28. Hey, Idaho, my bro-tato.
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29. [ Smack! ]
Aaaah!
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31. [ Bonk! ]
Ohhh!
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32. Hey, big guy.
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34. [ Whistle! ]
Hey, dude, gimme some fin!
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35. Hey, man.
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36. What? He did it to everyone
except you.
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37. Psht, yeah. He knew I wouldn't,
like, take that, you know?
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38. You're lucky.
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39. You're literally the only guy
he doesn't do it to.
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40. [ Smack! ]
Yeah, I know.
I'm — I'm lucky.
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41. Mm. Yeah.
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42. Okay, that's time.
Wrap it up.
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[ Smack! ]
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Catch you later.
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46. Good job!
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47. [ Whoop! ]
Uh...
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this morning.
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both eyes, it's blinking.
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52. Nah, double the winks,
double the trouble dude.
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53. Anyway, catch you later.
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54. I got to go
wiggle my eyebrows at her.
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55. [ Slap! ]
Oh!
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57. Oh. Heh.
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58. Hey.
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59. Uh, yeah, uh...
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60. Got to go.
Heh.
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61. You will slap
my butt today, Tobias Wilson,
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you do!
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63. Wait, if it is the last thing
he does today,
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which is kind of weird.
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65. Rephrase!
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68. Hey.
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69. Hey.
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70. Hey... again.
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71. Uh, see you later.
Heh.
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forgetting something?
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73. No, uh...
I don't think so.
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74. Heh.
See ya.
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75. Eh, eh, ehhhhh!
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77. Mm-hmm.
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78. Help! Help!
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79. One moment.
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80. I got this.
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81. Aah!
[ Crack! ]
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82. Ah-ha!
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83. Dude,
what are you doing?
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85. Maybe it's me.
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that warranted a song.
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let it slide for once.
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89. I know it's not easy,
but you've still got me.
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into slapping your butt.
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Here he comes.
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and I get it.
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Do you really —
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Darwizzle?
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100. [ Slow-motion ] Nooooooooooo!
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102. Now he'll never slap me
on the — oh, wait.
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if he's unconscious, right?
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104. Yeah, it counts.
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105. And I just realized this is
wrong on so many levels.
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ask Tobias directly?
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108. Hey! I'm not a beggar!
I'm a chooser.
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109. Maybe he thinks you guys
aren't friends enough
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deadly web of my friendship.
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114. You're making
it sound creepy.
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be nice to him?
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116. Yes. Gain his confidence
then stab him in the heart
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117. with a burning blade
of my friendship.
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118. Yeah,
that sounds even worse.
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119. Infiltrate his tender heart so
he will lay his hand on my —
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120. You know what? Let's just skip
to the moment when you fail.
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121. Here, friend.
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Lap it up good.
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if you don't back off,
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get physical.
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126. Yes! Use your anger
and fall into my trap, you worm!
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128. and I already feel like
I need to wash this hand.
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129. Or we can just
take it slow!
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130. You know, you can't just
force friendship like that.
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131. It takes time and a lot of
shared experiences.
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132. You're right.
Nobody remembers the good times.
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133. It's the really bad times
that bring people together.
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134. Yeah, you see,
you're missing the point again.
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such an emotionally scarring,
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that he won't
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he'll kiss it.
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Where are you going?
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140. "Dear Tobias, meet me
on the roof after school.
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141. Double wink, Masami.
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142. P.S. Clip your nails."
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143. What?
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144. No, no, no, no, no!
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145. The door! The door!
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two days ago!
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149. Well, you're supposed
to let girls wait.
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150. Otherwise, it makes you
look too despera—
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151. Wait a minute.
You tricked me!
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152. Yes. But that's
completely irrelevant now.
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153. We're trapped up here,
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154. and nobody's gonna be here
until Monday morning!
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155. What are we gonna do?
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real men do — survive!
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157. No-ho-ho!
What are you doing?
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happen at some point,
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the alpha here.
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160. I'm the one who hasn't eaten
for two days!
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for it.
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work together.
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164. I got a spare leg!
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166. Need help?
No! I'm fine, thank you.
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Oh, this is your fault!
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a question mark at the end?
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mess because of you!
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171. You're a-a-a fool!
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172. Yeah? Well, you look like
a clown's armpit.
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173. That's hurtful
because it's true.
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174. Well, your legs are so short,
you hover when you break wind!
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175. Okay, it's full.
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176. How does it taste?
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177. Better than the other option.
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gonna survive this.
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179. But before it's over,
at least tell me, why?
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180. All I wanted was one of
your little butt slaps.
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you would hate that.
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182. I just wanted to be included,
and it got out of hand.
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183. And now I have to pay my taxes
to this giant nostril.
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184. What?
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185. I usually file through my
accountant, but he's in Boca.
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186. Dude, I think
you're hallucinating.
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but not enough.
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too good yourself.
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189. I think...
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193. He looks like a high-school
dropout Chicken Kiev.
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194. Hey, I didn't drop out,
I flunked out.
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195. Whatcha doing?
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for you guys for days.
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198. You ran away before telling me
where you were going!
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can teach you a valuable lesson.
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hound a friend
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to slap your butt.
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202. Darwin, thank you.
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the point of all this!
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to slap my butt!
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207. [ Smack! ]
Hey, man.
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208. Hey, G-ball,
how you doing?
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209. [ Smack! ]
Oh!
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How dare you!
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211. You've got some nerve,
young man!
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in this society,
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butts is not one of them!
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[ Smack! ]
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like a normal day.
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Daddy's asleep on the sofa,
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and the sun shines on Elmore.
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completely normal moments
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in Daisy's stuffing,
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that door on her own two feet.
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she's an inanimate object.
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the stuffing pattern
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some sort of a struggle.
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229. but why take the doll
and leave the computer?
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230. A DNA search would tell me more.
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231. The evidence pointed towards
a blue cat and an orange fish,
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232. but they could be victims, too.
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234. There was no glass on the desk.
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from the inside,
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that someone with
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was involved...
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an abnormally large finger.
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sugar in that bowl
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of their sugar binge,
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look like a robbery.
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there's no crime.
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247. Yeah?
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[ Stretch! ]
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249. What's that?
What does it look like?
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off the floor?
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252. Because my arms
are too short to —
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asking questions here!
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"good cop/bad cop?"
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255. No. This isn't
a trashy '80s cop show.
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subscription television
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Southern detective.
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room this morning?
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260. Huh?
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261. Did you
hear anything weird
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this morning?
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263. No, but there was a strange
noise coming from the bathroom.
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265. Kind of like a slice of ham
caught in a desk fan?
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266. No, no. Wetter.
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a cafeteria lady
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with a fish?
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269. Little less wet.
Little more fluffy.
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270. A watermelon
hitting a sofa-bed...
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273. More like fabric
being ripped by tiny fingers.
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ran out of the house in a panic.
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275. Thank you, sir.
That'll be all.
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281. The boys did something terrible.
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282. He stood there, sweating,
another small-town yokel
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to prevent his sons —
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What?
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to be internal monologue.
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your lominogues, young lady.
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whose sons went off the rails
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291. That's more like it.
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caught in the middle.
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discover what happened to her.
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to that bathroom?
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She's not responding!
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300. Okay.
Now it's too late.
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a lot of movement.
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to here to there.
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he's losing an argument,
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a raspberry.
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about?
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to get rid of the evidence!
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in one piece!
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to eat her first.
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They wouldn't be that stupid.
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and their toothbrushes.
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to get rid of her.
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We're still here.
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If we run, we're goners, Darwin!
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will take us down?
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wasn't a metaphor.
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from the house.
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here and now!
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No! No! No!
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Daisy is to find Gumball,
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goes cold, and the best —
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Yeah, sorry.
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Americana music plays ]
I continued my search,
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myself going in circles.
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sweetie!
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minute by minute,
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in life.
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Him!
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Gumball's accomplice.
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You need a warrant!
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with your name on it.
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362. Mm, that is well written
for a 4-year-old,
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outstanding.
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Who?
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in the naughty corner
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368. With good behavior,
you might be out in two.
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you're gonna talk.
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hurt me with that.
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these are for.
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I'll talk. I'll talk.
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to do grizzly flashbacks.
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378. Well, how else am I supposed to
tell you what happened?
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But do it in your own voice.
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a lot of cereal.
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heh-heh-heh-heh!
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And this is how you laugh.
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It was an accident!
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but he wouldn't let me!
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the bathroom and —
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to make you do to her.
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But where is he now?
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maybe we can save her.
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the trash bag?
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Oh, of course.
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at the bottom of a cellar.
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our darkest mistakes —
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machine.
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the darkness take her,
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Aah!
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are you digging a hole!
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go underground.
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that means!
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sound with your mouth!
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Where is she!
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Where's the trash bag?
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428. It was Gumball who ran away.
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who lost the argument.
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as a dove, he played me.
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to destroy the evidence.
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opposable thumbs!
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when I found him in the shed!
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it to go this way.
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we could save her.
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but I forgave Darwin
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443. for throwing Daisy
in the trash to cover my —
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444. No, I don't.
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445. Sorry.
It was worth a shot.
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446. The truck!
I can still save her!
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447. As I sped down
the road at breakneck speed,
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448. my mind also started racing.
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449. How could I have missed so much?
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450. Daisy was another victim
of a ruthless world
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451. who didn't know how to
care for her fragile beauty.
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452. She was within arm's reach
that whole time, and yet,
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453. now she's slipping through
my fingers once again
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454. on her way to be discarded,
flushed away,
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455. drowning in a torrent
of soiled plastic bags,
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456. and cardboard boxes.
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457. Well, not on my watch!
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458. I'd given my all,
and it still wasn't enough.
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459. I had failed her.
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460. That's when they arrived.
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461. Redemption is a funny thing.
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462. Those responsible
for her suffering
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463. were the very ones
who saved her.
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464. She was banged up, but okay.
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465. Nothing a few stitches
couldn't fix.
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466. The boys did a bit of time,
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467. but at least
they got things cleaned up.
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468. As for me, I found sleep again.
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469. I guess this story wasn't
as dark as I made it out to be.
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470. Night, honey.
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471. Night!
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