The Amazing World of Gumball 4x35

1. No?

2. No, I don't think USBing will replace the high-five.

3. Maybe it's the name.

4. What about "digit dogging"?

5. I don't think the name's the problem.

6. Although, admittedly, that name would be a problem.

7. Ooh! How about a more manly version

8. of the classic French greeting?

9. Okay, do this.

10. And now you kiss my guns.

11. Too manly?

12. Yeah.

13. What about "The Dog Salute"?

14. Eh... maybe?

15. What's that?

16. They're sniffing each other's backsides.

17. Eh, I suppose that's still better than what Tobias does.

18. What does he do?

19. Starts kind of normal with the high-five,

20. but then right after, he gives you a slap on the butt.

21. That's outrageous!

22. Exactly the sort of unpleasant macho behavior

23. that my new greeting will eliminate.

24. The nerve!

25. Here he comes.

26. Hey!

27. [ Smack! ] Oh!

28. Hey, Idaho, my bro-tato.

29. [ Smack! ] Aaaah!

30. Alan, my man!

31. [ Bonk! ] Ohhh!

32. Hey, big guy.

33. Put it right there.

34. [ Whistle! ] Hey, dude, gimme some fin!

35. Hey, man.

36. What? He did it to everyone except you.

37. Psht, yeah. He knew I wouldn't, like, take that, you know?

38. You're lucky.

39. You're literally the only guy he doesn't do it to.

40. [ Smack! ] Yeah, I know. I'm — I'm lucky.

41. Mm. Yeah.

42. Okay, that's time. Wrap it up.

43. Good game! Well played. [ Smack! ]

44. [ Smack! ] Catch you later.

45. Uh...

46. Good job!

47. [ Whoop! ] Uh...

48. I'm telling you, man.

49. Masami winked at me this morning.

50. She went like this...

51. Technically, if you close both eyes, it's blinking.

52. Nah, double the winks, double the trouble dude.

53. Anyway, catch you later.

54. I got to go wiggle my eyebrows at her.

55. [ Slap! ] Oh!

56. Oh, hey, man.

57. Oh. Heh.

58. Hey.

59. Uh, yeah, uh...

60. Got to go. Heh.

61. You will slap my butt today, Tobias Wilson,

62. even if it's the last thing you do!

63. Wait, if it is the last thing he does today,

64. it would probably be at bedtime, which is kind of weird.

65. Rephrase!

66. Even if it's the last thing you do...

67. before the end of school.

68. Hey.

69. Hey.

70. Hey... again.

71. Uh, see you later. Heh.

72. Aren't you forgetting something?

73. No, uh... I don't think so.

74. Heh. See ya.

75. Eh, eh, ehhhhh!

76. Aw, come on!

77. Mm-hmm.

78. Help! Help!

79. One moment.

80. I got this.

81. Aah! [ Crack! ]

82. Ah-ha!

83. Dude, what are you doing?

84. I don't know anymore.

85. Maybe it's me.

86. Maybe I'm just not good enough.

87. I'm not sure that warranted a song.

88. Look, maybe you should just let it slide for once.

89. I know it's not easy, but you've still got me.

90. I'm here to help.

91. Thanks, dude.

92. I knew I could rely on you.

93. When I said "help", I didn't mean

94. help you trick Tobias into slapping your butt.

95. Shh! Here he comes.

96. So when he goes to give you the slap,

97. you jump out of the way and I get it.

98. Dude. Do you really —

99. Hey, what's happening, Darwizzle?

100. [ Slow-motion ] Nooooooooooo!

101. Noooooooo!

102. Now he'll never slap me on the — oh, wait.

103. It still counts if he's unconscious, right?

104. Yeah, it counts.

105. And I just realized this is wrong on so many levels.

106. If it means so much to you,

107. why don't you ask Tobias directly?

108. Hey! I'm not a beggar! I'm a chooser.

109. Maybe he thinks you guys aren't friends enough

110. for this kind of...

111. contact.

112. So you're telling me I need to

113. lure this hopeless fool into deadly web of my friendship.

114. You're making it sound creepy.

115. How about you just be nice to him?

116. Yes. Gain his confidence then stab him in the heart

117. with a burning blade of my friendship.

118. Yeah, that sounds even worse.

119. Infiltrate his tender heart so he will lay his hand on my —

120. You know what? Let's just skip to the moment when you fail.

121. Here, friend.

122. Have some of my dessert.

123. Lap it up. Lap it up good.

124. Look, buddy, if you don't back off,

125. I'm gonna have to get physical.

126. Yes! Use your anger and fall into my trap, you worm!

127. I haven't touched you,

128. and I already feel like I need to wash this hand.

129. Or we can just take it slow!

130. You know, you can't just force friendship like that.

131. It takes time and a lot of shared experiences.

132. You're right. Nobody remembers the good times.

133. It's the really bad times that bring people together.

134. Yeah, you see, you're missing the point again.

135. I will put Tobias through such an emotionally scarring,

136. physically grueling experience that he won't

137. slap my butt when it's over, he'll kiss it.

138. Wait! What the — Where are you going?

139. Uh, Masami, uh, are you there?

140. "Dear Tobias, meet me on the roof after school.

141. Double wink, Masami.

142. P.S. Clip your nails."

143. What?

144. No, no, no, no, no!

145. The door! The door!

146. What are you doing here?

147. What took you so long?

148. I put that note in your locker two days ago!

149. Well, you're supposed to let girls wait.

150. Otherwise, it makes you look too despera—

151. Wait a minute. You tricked me!

152. Yes. But that's completely irrelevant now.

153. We're trapped up here,

154. and nobody's gonna be here until Monday morning!

155. What are we gonna do?

156. We'll do what real men do — survive!

157. No-ho-ho! What are you doing?

158. We both know it's gonna happen at some point,

159. and I'm clearly the alpha here.

160. I'm the one who hasn't eaten for two days!

161. This isn't working.

162. There's only one thing for it.

163. We're gonna have to work together.

164. I got a spare leg!

165. Just throw it away.

166. Need help? No! I'm fine, thank you.

167. What were we thinking? Oh, this is your fault!

168. Why would you put a question mark at the end?

169. We're not gonna make it,

170. and we're in this mess because of you!

171. You're a-a-a fool!

172. Yeah? Well, you look like a clown's armpit.

173. That's hurtful because it's true.

174. Well, your legs are so short, you hover when you break wind!

175. Okay, it's full.

176. How does it taste?

177. Better than the other option.

178. We're never gonna survive this.

179. But before it's over, at least tell me, why?

180. All I wanted was one of your little butt slaps.

181. But I thought you would hate that.

182. I just wanted to be included, and it got out of hand.

183. And now I have to pay my taxes to this giant nostril.

184. What?

185. I usually file through my accountant, but he's in Boca.

186. Dude, I think you're hallucinating.

187. And your face looks like a cat, but not enough.

188. Yeah, you don't look too good yourself.

189. I think...

190. this is the end.

191. I see...

192. I see the grim reaper.

193. He looks like a high-school dropout Chicken Kiev.

194. Hey, I didn't drop out, I flunked out.

195. Whatcha doing?

196. Me and Darwin have been looking for you guys for days.

197. What took you so long?

198. You ran away before telling me where you were going!

199. I think this whole experience can teach you a valuable lesson.

200. You should never hound a friend

201. just to get them to slap your butt.

202. Darwin, thank you.

203. Thank you for reminding me the point of all this!

204. I had completely forgotten.

205. I have to get him to slap my butt!

206. Hey!

207. [ Smack! ] Hey, man.

208. Hey, G-ball, how you doing?

209. [ Smack! ] Oh!

210. [ Smack! ] How dare you!

211. You've got some nerve, young man!

212. There are rules in this society,

213. and casually slapping people's butts is not one of them!

214. Someone has to take a stand... [ Smack! ]

215. It always looks like a normal day.

216. Mommy's at work, Daddy's asleep on the sofa,

217. the birds are singing, and the sun shines on Elmore.

218. It's in these completely normal moments

219. that horror chooses to strike.

220. The floor was covered in Daisy's stuffing,

221. and she was missing.

222. And I was starting to think

223. she didn't walk out that door on her own two feet.

224. Mainly because she's an inanimate object.

225. I could see from the stuffing pattern

226. that there had been some sort of a struggle.

227. This is where she hit the floor.

228. It looked like a robbery,

229. but why take the doll and leave the computer?

230. A DNA search would tell me more.

231. The evidence pointed towards a blue cat and an orange fish,

232. but they could be victims, too.

233. I needed more proof.

234. There was no glass on the desk.

235. The window was broken from the inside,

236. and the prints suggest that someone with

237. abnormally large hands was involved...

238. or someone with an abnormally large finger.

239. There was enough sugar in that bowl

240. to turn their brains to jelly.

241. Daisy got caught in the middle of their sugar binge,

242. and something so bad happened,

243. they decided to make it look like a robbery.

244. Still, without a body, there's no crime.

245. I needed a witness.

246. Dad!

247. Yeah?

248. Stop! [ Stretch! ]

249. What's that? What does it look like?

250. Police tape.

251. Why is it eight inches off the floor?

252. Because my arms are too short to —

253. I'm the one asking questions here!

254. Are you playing "good cop/bad cop?"

255. No. This isn't a trashy '80s cop show.

256. This is quality subscription television

257. mysteriously mumbly Southern detective.

258. Y'all hear anything weird

259. coming from this here room this morning?

260. Huh?

261. Did you hear anything weird

262. coming from this room this morning?

263. No, but there was a strange noise coming from the bathroom.

264. Sounded like pbht!

265. Kind of like a slice of ham caught in a desk fan?

266. No, no. Wetter.

267. You mean like a cafeteria lady

268. being slapped in the back with a fish?

269. Little less wet. Little more fluffy.

270. A watermelon hitting a sofa-bed...

271. in June?

272. In Kentucky?

273. More like fabric being ripped by tiny fingers.

274. The next thing I knew, the boys ran out of the house in a panic.

275. Thank you, sir. That'll be all.

276. What are you gonna do?

277. Don't hurt my boys!

278. Them's my boys, you hear?

279. My boys!

280. The man wasn't lying.

281. The boys did something terrible.

282. He stood there, sweating, another small-town yokel

283. who wasn't enough of a man to prevent his sons —

284. Hey! What?

285. Did I say that out loud?

286. Sorry, it was meant to be internal monologue.

287. Well, you better be nicer with your lominogues, young lady.

288. Sorry, dad.

289. Another decent man whose sons went off the rails

290. and were beyond his control.

291. That's more like it.

292. Two boys high on sugar,

293. and a sweet doll caught in the middle.

294. I was scared — scared to discover what happened to her.

295. Could I even open the door to that bathroom?

296. She was dragged here.

297. No! No! She's not responding!

298. We're too late!

299. It's never too late!

300. Okay. Now it's too late.

301. Seems like there was a lot of movement.

302. He went from here to here to there.

303. Were they fighting?

304. Mm, more like Irish dancing.

305. No, they were panicking.

306. There are droplets on the floor.

307. What are they?

308. Saliva?

309. That would suggest an argument.

310. Whenever he's losing an argument,

311. Gumball always resorts a raspberry.

312. Or are they tears?

313. Maybe Darwin lost the argument.

314. But what were they arguing about?

315. Scissors?

316. Oh, no.

317. Do it!

318. It's the only way to get rid of the evidence!

319. I can't!

320. But she won't flush in one piece!

321. She might, but you have to eat her first.

322. No. They wouldn't be that stupid.

323. Eh.

324. The garbage bag is gone

325. and toiletries and their toothbrushes.

326. It's not gonna work.

327. We need another way to get rid of her.

328. What are you doing?

329. I-I say we run!

330. We've already gone too far!

331. No, we haven't. We're still here.

332. It was a metaphor. If we run, we're goners, Darwin!

333. But who's to say the police will take us down?

334. Sorry, that one wasn't a metaphor.

335. I literally can't run.

336. I'd croak 30 meters from the house.

337. We need to deal with this here and now!

338. Darwin...

339. I'm sorry! No! No! No!

340. Wait!

341. The only way to find Daisy is to find Gumball,

342. but this is where the trail goes cold, and the best —

343. Are you done yet? Yeah, sorry.

344. [ Low-tempo Americana music plays ] I continued my search,

345. but all I found was myself going in circles.

346. Put your helmet on, sweetie!

347. Daisy.

348. Her chances were dripping away minute by minute,

349. like milk from a bottle.

350. Keep it coming, Rich.

351. But there are no refills in life.

352. I couldn't sleep without her.

353. Daisy... Daisy... Daisy...

354. I was barely napping at all.

355. There must be something I missed.

356. And that's when I saw him.

357. Not him. Him!

358. All I had to do was follow Gumball's accomplice.

359. Open up!

360. I know my rights! You need a warrant!

361. I got an outstanding warrant with your name on it.

362. Mm, that is well written for a 4-year-old,

363. but I wouldn't call it outstanding.

364. Where is she! Who?

365. You tell me where Daisy is,

366. I'll negotiate your time in the naughty corner

367. down to four minutes.

368. With good behavior, you might be out in two.

369. I didn't do nothing!

370. One way or another, you're gonna talk.

371. Ah, aah, aaah!

372. Thank goodness.

373. I thought you were gonna hurt me with that.

374. No, that's what these are for.

375. Okay! Okay! Okay! I'll talk. I'll talk.

376. It was a day like any other.

377. Hey! I'm the only one who gets to do grizzly flashbacks.

378. Well, how else am I supposed to tell you what happened?

379. Okay. Fine. But do it in your own voice.

380. It was a day like any other.

381. Although, we both had a lot of cereal.

382. Pbht! No more.

383. You said, "Pbht!"

384. This is how you laugh.

385. Heh-heh-heh-heh- heh-heh-heh-heh!

386. [ Squeak! ] And this is how you laugh.

387. Wah-hoo-hoo-hoo!

388. Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh!

389. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

390. We were just kids having fun! It was an accident!

391. I told him we should confess, but he wouldn't let me!

392. Then we went to the bathroom and —

393. I know what he tried to make you do to her.

394. I know. But where is he now?

395. If it's just a split seam, maybe we can save her.

396. Save her?

397. Uh, uh...

398. Th-th-the cellar!

399. That's where he took her.

400. And just one more thing.

401. Why did he need the trash bag?

402. Wha—? Oh, of course.

403. For Daisy.

404. Somehow it always ends up at the bottom of a cellar.

405. This is where we abandon our darkest mistakes —

406. between the treadmill

407. and the fat-free grilling machine.

408. But I wasn't gonna let the darkness take her,

409. not Daisy.

410. Freeze! Aah!

411. Don't!

412. Throw it away.

413. I said throw it away!

414. Pbht! [ Whiff! ]

415. Get on the ground.

416. I didn't do nothing!

417. It wasn't my fault!

418. Then why are you digging a hole!

419. I was gonna go underground.

420. That's not what that means!

421. I realize that now.

422. Please, don't make a "pew-pew" sound with your mouth!

423. Aaaah! Pew! Pew!

424. [ Ting! Ting! ] Where is she!

425. I don't know. Where's the trash bag?

426. There! There!

427. What?

428. It was Gumball who ran away.

429. It was Gumball who lost the argument.

430. Like a crow disguised as a dove, he played me.

431. Played me like an old banjo.

432. It was Darwin's plan to destroy the evidence.

433. Why can't you do this?

434. Because I don't have opposable thumbs!

435. He had already got rid of her when I found him in the shed!

436. I never wanted it to go this way.

437. What have you done?

438. I was too late.

439. I didn't know we could save her.

440. I-I didn't know!

441. I swear!

442. Sure, I was mad, but I forgave Darwin

443. for throwing Daisy in the trash to cover my —

444. No, I don't.

445. Sorry. It was worth a shot.

446. The truck! I can still save her!

447. As I sped down the road at breakneck speed,

448. my mind also started racing.

449. How could I have missed so much?

450. Daisy was another victim of a ruthless world

451. who didn't know how to care for her fragile beauty.

452. She was within arm's reach that whole time, and yet,

453. now she's slipping through my fingers once again

454. on her way to be discarded, flushed away,

455. drowning in a torrent of soiled plastic bags,

456. and cardboard boxes.

457. Well, not on my watch!

458. I'd given my all, and it still wasn't enough.

459. I had failed her.

460. That's when they arrived.

461. Redemption is a funny thing.

462. Those responsible for her suffering

463. were the very ones who saved her.

464. She was banged up, but okay.

465. Nothing a few stitches couldn't fix.

466. The boys did a bit of time,

467. but at least they got things cleaned up.

468. As for me, I found sleep again.

469. I guess this story wasn't as dark as I made it out to be.

470. Night, honey.

471. Night!