1. HEY!
ARE YOU TWO FINALLY STUDYING?Copy !req
2. OR ARE YOU PLAYING
"CORNFARM?"Copy !req
3. NEITHER.Copy !req
4. BECAUSE "CORNFARM" IS FOR PLEBSCopy !req
5. WHO LIKE TO GET RIPPED OFF
SPENDING REAL MONEYCopy !req
6. ON A VIRTUAL PIG
TO GO WITH THEIR WINDMILL.Copy !req
7. WE'RE PLAYING "GALATREK,"
AND WE'RE ABOUT TO BUYCopy !req
8. A VIRTUAL SPACEHOG
TO GO WITH OUT SOLAR GENERATOR.Copy !req
9. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
HERE?Copy !req
10. VIOLENCE. VIOLENCE.Copy !req
11. RIGHT.
NOTHING NEW IS HAPPENING HERE.Copy !req
12. WE NEED TO BUY
THE PHOTON BLASTER.Copy !req
13. BUT WE CAN'T!
WE'RE OUT OF COSMIC POINTS.Copy !req
14. LOOK OUT!Copy !req
15. WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!Copy !req
16. BUT WHO COULD BE DOING THIS?Copy !req
17. NOT NOW, TOBIAS.Copy !req
18. WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
WHO'S DESTROYING OUR PLANET.Copy !req
19. THAT'S WHAT MY SMUG LAUGH
WAS ABOUT.Copy !req
20. IT IS I WHO IS DESTROYING
YOUR PLANET!Copy !req
21. W-T-W, DUDE?Copy !req
22. HOW'D YOU GET
THE HADRON LASER?Copy !req
23. I BOUGHT IT
FOR 2 MILLION COSMIC POINTS.Copy !req
24. 2 MILLION COSMIC POINTS?Copy !req
25. WHICH I BOUGHT FOR $5.Copy !req
26. $5?Copy !req
27. WHICH I BOUGHT
FOR ONE GOODPOINT.Copy !req
28. ONE GOODPOINT?
WHAT ARE GOODPOINTS?Copy !req
29. I DON'T KNOW!
WHAT ARE GOODPOINTS?Copy !req
30. THEY'RE POINTS I GET FOR DOING
CHORES FOR MY PARENTS.Copy !req
31. CHORES FOR YOUR PARENTS?Copy !req
32. YES?
YES?Copy !req
33. OKAY.Copy !req
34. WELL, I'M KIND OF BUSY
WITH "GALATREK" AT THE MOMENT,Copy !req
35. SO HOW ABOUT
YOU DO MY CHORES FOR ME,Copy !req
36. I GIVE YOU THE GOODPOINTS,Copy !req
37. AND THEN YOU CAN BUY WHATEVER
YOU WANT FOR THE GAME.Copy !req
38. HMM.Copy !req
39. HELLO?Copy !req
40. SORRY, I KIND OF PEAKED
TOO EARLY WITH EXCITEMENT.Copy !req
41. YEAH, WE'LL DO IT.Copy !req
42. WHY DID WE HAVE
TO BREAK IN HERE?Copy !req
43. BECAUSE TOBIAS WANTS US
TO GET HIM AN "A" IN SCIENCE,Copy !req
44. AND WE'RE CLEARLY
NOT GOOD ENOUGH.Copy !req
45. SO WE HAVE TO BREAK
INTO THE TEACHER'S OFFICECopy !req
46. AND CHANGE HIS GRADES DIRECTLY
ON THEIR COMPUTER.Copy !req
47. [ CLICK! ]
AHA!Copy !req
48. BUT WHY ARE WE
BREAKING IN HERE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
49. BECAUSE
IT'S THE BROOM CLOSET.Copy !req
50. Shh!Copy !req
51. Shh!Copy !req
52. Shh!Copy !req
53. AAH!
[ SHATTER! ]Copy !req
54. Shh!
RIGHT.Copy !req
55. ALL I HAVE TO DOCopy !req
56. IS INITIATE THE POWER SUPPLY
TO THE HARD DRIVECopy !req
57. AND ENGAGE
THE MAINFRAME PROTOCOL.Copy !req
58. HOW?Copy !req
59. GOOD.
NOW FIND THE TOBIAS FILE.Copy !req
60. DARN. IT'S A PFD.Copy !req
61. WE CAN'T EDIT IT.Copy !req
62. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
63. PASS ME THAT CRAYON.Copy !req
64. MM-HMM! MM-HMM!Copy !req
65. MORE. I NEED MORE.Copy !req
66. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.Copy !req
67. OH.
VERY GOOD.Copy !req
68. WELL, HERE ARE YOUR GOODPOINTS.Copy !req
69. FOR REAL?Copy !req
70. YEAH?Copy !req
71. OH! OH!Copy !req
72. WE JUST GOT PAID!
WE JUST GOT PAID!Copy !req
73. LOOK AT ALL THIS MONEY!Copy !req
74. SO, ARE YOU GUYS UP
FOR MORE WORK?Copy !req
75. 'CAUSE I GOT PLENTY MORE
FOR YA.Copy !req
76. YOU MISSED ONE.Copy !req
77. OH.Copy !req
78. ALL RIGHT,
BUT THE PRICE JUST WENT UP.Copy !req
79. NOW IT'S 20
INVISIBLE GOODPOINTS.Copy !req
80. MM.
UH, OKAY.Copy !req
81. AND IT'S 10 UP FRONT —
REST ON DELIVERY.Copy !req
82. WE'RE NO SUCKAS.Copy !req
83. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
84. YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN,
YOUNG MAN.Copy !req
85. [ SNAP! ]
WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
86. I PUT THE MONEY
IN MY INVISIBLE PANTS.Copy !req
87. RIGHT.Copy !req
88. WELL, MY DAD WANTS THE LAWN
TAKEN CARE OF.Copy !req
89. HMM.
GO ON.Copy !req
90. AS IN HE WANTS THE WEEDS
TAKEN OUT.Copy !req
91. HMM.
GO ON.Copy !req
92. THAT— THAT'S IT.
T-TAKE OUT THE WEEDS.Copy !req
93. GO ON.Copy !req
94. I LITERALLY
CAN'T BE ANY CLEARER.Copy !req
95. GO ON.
YOU GO ON!Copy !req
96. OKAY.Copy !req
97. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
98. I'M KILLING THE WEEDS.Copy !req
99. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?Copy !req
100. HE EXPLAINED SIX TIMESCopy !req
101. THAT HE WANTED HIS LAWN
TAKEN CARE OF, NOT TAKEN OUT.Copy !req
102. WELL, HE NEVER SPECIFICALLY SAID
THE GRASS HAD TO GROW BACK.Copy !req
103. FAIR POINT.Copy !req
104. YOU DID GIVE HIM PLENTY
OF OPPORTUNITIESCopy !req
105. TO BE MORE SPECIFIC.Copy !req
106. WE'RE RICH!Copy !req
107. WHEN YOU GUYS ARE DONE
ROLLING AROUND IN IT,Copy !req
108. CAN YOU PLEASE
GET BACK TO WORK?Copy !req
109. I'M UNDER ATTACK HERE!Copy !req
110. WOW, DUDE.Copy !req
111. HOW'D YOU GET
THE GALACTIC EXOSKELETON?Copy !req
112. DOESN'T MATTER!Copy !req
113. LISTEN,
I NEED YOU GUYS TO WAX MY DAA...Copy !req
114. ADD'S CAR.Copy !req
115. SORRY, I'VE BEEN PLAYING
THIS GAME FOR 38 HOURS,Copy !req
116. SO I'M STARTING TO TRAIN
MY LOSE OF THOUGHT.Copy !req
117. WHAT?Copy !req
118. YOU HEARD ME!
ON GET WITH IT!Copy !req
119. YOU HAVE TO ADMIT,Copy !req
120. IT'S KIND OF WEIRD
TO ASK US TO WAX A CAR.Copy !req
121. HEY, MAN.
WE'RE LABOR, NOT MANAGEMENT.Copy !req
122. SORRY.
THIS MIGHT HURT A LITTLE.Copy !req
123. 49, AND 50.Copy !req
124. DUDE,
ARE YOU FEELING OKAY?Copy !req
125. YOU LOOK LIKE A CRAB
WITHOUT A SHELL.Copy !req
126. I'D LIKE TO SEE
WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IF YOU GOTCopy !req
127. BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER
FROM A VENDING MACHINE.Copy !req
128. I GOT MORE WORK FOR YOU.Copy !req
129. I THINK WE HAVE
ENOUGH INVISIBLE MONEY.Copy !req
130. THANK YOU.Copy !req
131. MAYBE YOU'LL CHANGE
YOUR MINDCopy !req
132. WHEN YOU GET A LOAD
OF THIS.Copy !req
133. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
134. AHH!Copy !req
135. AH, AH, AH!
CASH ONLY.Copy !req
136. BOOP-BOOP!Copy !req
137. WHAT'S THAT?
INVISIBLE ATM.Copy !req
138. OH. OH.Copy !req
139. DO YOU MIND?
BOOP-BOOP-BOOP-BOOP-BOOP.Copy !req
140. HEY, WE'RE DONE.Copy !req
141. HIGH-FIVE.Copy !req
142. WE WOULD LIKE TO REDEEM
OUR GOODPOINTS, PLEASE.Copy !req
143. SORRY,
COULD YOU REPEAT THAT?Copy !req
144. THAT'S NOT GONNA BE POSSIBLE.Copy !req
145. WHAT? WHY?Copy !req
146. I USED MY PARENTS' CREDIT CARD
TO BUY STUFF IN THE GAME,Copy !req
147. AND I USED YOU TO DO CHORESCopy !req
148. AND GET AN ADVANCE
ON MY GOODPOINTS,Copy !req
149. BUT IT'S GOT
OUT OF CONTROL.Copy !req
150. I GOT TRICKED BY "GALATREK."Copy !req
151. I BOUGHT EVERY SINGLE
IN-GAME PURCHASE POSSIBLE.Copy !req
152. HOW MUCH DID YOU SPEND?Copy !req
153. UH, NUMBERS WE HAVEN'T LEARNED
AT SCHOOL YET.Copy !req
154. WELL, MAKE ONE UP
SO WE CAN GET AN IDEA.Copy !req
155. UH...
A QUADRILLION DOLLARS.Copy !req
156. BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THOSECopy !req
157. INVISIBLE GOODPOINTS
YOU GAVE US?Copy !req
158. THERE NEVER WERE ANY GOODPOINTS.Copy !req
159. I SWITCHED THE REAL ONES
FOR NOTHING BUT THIN AIR.Copy !req
160. GOSH, YOU'RE RIGHT!Copy !req
161. THERE WAS NOTHING THERE
ALL ALONG!Copy !req
162. YOU'VE HIT ROCK BOTTOM, MAN!Copy !req
163. DO YOU KNOW
WHAT ROCK BOTTOM IS?Copy !req
164. ROCK BOTTOM
IS GETTING A KIDCopy !req
165. TO ORGANIZE
YOUR MOM'S UNDERWEAR DRAWERCopy !req
166. JUST SO YOU COULD AFFORDCopy !req
167. TO BUY YOUR SPACE COWBOY
A NEW UMBRELLA!Copy !req
168. IF YOU DON'T REDEEM
OUR GOODPOINTS,Copy !req
169. THEN WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO TAKE THIS TO THE TOP.Copy !req
170. WE'RE GONNA GO SPEAK TO —Copy !req
171. THE PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.Copy !req
172. NO, DUDE.
HIS PARENTS.Copy !req
173. THE PARENTS OF THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AM—Copy !req
174. TOBIAS' PARENTS.Copy !req
175. I'M AFRAID
I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT.Copy !req
176. CHK-CHK!Copy !req
177. - WHAT'S THAT?
- MY INVISIBLE SHOCK RIFLE.Copy !req
178. REMEMBER?
I BOUGHT ALL THE WEAPONS.Copy !req
179. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
HE'S GOT LASERS!Copy !req
180. MAYBE,
BUT WE HAVE A LASER COPIER!Copy !req
181. HA!Copy !req
182. YEAH, I DON'T KNOW
WHY I THOUGHT THAT WOULD WORK.Copy !req
183. THE NAME MAKES IT SOUND
MORE HARDCORE THAN IT IS.Copy !req
184. YOU THINK YOU CAN OUTRUN ME?Copy !req
185. WELL, TRY TO OUTRUN
MY PORTAL GUN.Copy !req
186. CHK-CHK-CHK-CHK-CHK.Copy !req
187. DARN, MISSED IT.
GOT TO CYCLE THROUGH AGAIN.Copy !req
188. CHK-CHK-CHK-CHK-CHK.Copy !req
189. AHH!Copy !req
190. AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH!
AAH! AHH! AHH!Copy !req
191. DARWIN!
AAH! AAH! AAH!Copy !req
192. QUICK! HIS PARENTS
ARE ONLY TWO BLOCKS DOWN!Copy !req
193. IT'LL LOOK MUCH FURTHER
AFTER I'VE USED MY SHRINK GUN.Copy !req
194. CHK-CHK!
[ WARBLE! ]Copy !req
195. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
196. [ High-pitched ] TOBIAS ROBBED
US OF OUR INVISIBLE POINTSCopy !req
197. AND SHRUNK US
WITH HIS SPACE GUNCopy !req
198. BECAUSE WE WERE GONNA TELL
HIS PARENTS!Copy !req
199. HELP US!Copy !req
200. I MIGHT NOT BE
A QUALIFIED PSYCHIATRIST,Copy !req
201. BUT I'LL TRY ANYWAY.Copy !req
202. YOU DO REALIZE THAT NONE OF THIS
IS REAL, RIGHT?Copy !req
203. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?Copy !req
204. YES, YOU CAN STOP ACTING
LIKE A LOONCopy !req
205. AND WALK NORMALLY DOWN THE ROAD
TO TOBIAS' HOUSE.Copy !req
206. NO! IT MEANS WE CAN IMAGINE
ANY WEAPON WE WANT, AS WELL!Copy !req
207. DARWIN, QUICK!Copy !req
208. THINK OF SOMETHING AWESOME!Copy !req
209. AHA!Copy !req
210. WHAT IS IT?
A STICK!Copy !req
211. Y-YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO THINK
OF SOMETHING MUCH BIGGER.Copy !req
212. AAH!Copy !req
213. WHAT WAS THAT?
A MUCH BIGGER STICK.Copy !req
214. NO.Copy !req
215. HOW DID YOU GET THE FLACK CANNON
AND THE RAIL GUN?Copy !req
216. THE QUESTION ISCopy !req
217. HOW ARE YOU
GONNA SURVIVE THEM?Copy !req
218. [ Slow-mo ] UGH!Copy !req
219. Come closer.Copy !req
220. Closer.Copy !req
221. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
222. PIN.Copy !req
223. PIN FOR WHAT?Copy !req
224. PLASMA GRENADE.Copy !req
225. HEY!Copy !req
226. SORRY, BUT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF A PLASMA EXPLOSION HERE.Copy !req
227. NO, YOU'RE NOT.Copy !req
228. I JUST HAD TO BLOCK
MY CREDIT CARDCopy !req
229. AFTER YOU SPENT $15,000
ON MADE-UP VIDEO GAME WEAPONS!Copy !req
230. THEY'VE CLOSED
YOUR GAME ACCOUNT.Copy !req
231. OH.Copy !req
232. GET IN THE HOUSE.Copy !req
233. WHAT THE —Copy !req
234. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
235. SORRY, SIR.Copy !req
236. WE WERE DOING TOBIAS' CHORES
FOR GOODPOINTS.Copy !req
237. AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA PAY
FOR THE DAMAGE?Copy !req
238. DO YOU TAKE
ANY CURRENCY?
I GUESS.Copy !req
239. WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE?
VERY WELL.Copy !req
240. 10 WATTERSON DOLLARS,Copy !req
241. 20 WATTERSON DOLLARS,Copy !req
242. 30 WATTERSON —
- EH, THAT'S A FIVE.Copy !req
243. 25 WATTERSON DOLLARS...Copy !req
244. HEY, GUYS.Copy !req
245. AWW, WHY THE LONG FACE?
FEELING GLOOMY?Copy !req
246. ONE, HIS FACE IS LONG BECAUSE
HE TRIED TO STRETCH HIS SKINCopy !req
247. TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE
HE'S TOO OLD TO GO TO SCHOOL.Copy !req
248. TWO, NO,
MOM DIDN'T BUY IT.Copy !req
249. AND THREE,
YES, I'M FEELING GLOOMY.Copy !req
250. AWW, MAN,
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GUYS DO IT.Copy !req
251. IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT
TO STRETCH YOUR FACE.Copy !req
252. THERE'S AN ONLINE TUTORIAL
FOR EVERYTHING NOWADAYS.Copy !req
253. SO,
DID YOU FINISH —Copy !req
254. NO, I MEAN I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU GO TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY.Copy !req
255. ROCKY,
YOU DRIVE US THERE.Copy !req
256. WELL,
I DON'T HAVE TO.Copy !req
257. REALLY?Copy !req
258. [ CRACK! ]
AAH! AAAH!Copy !req
259. YEAH, WE'RE ON A BUS.
WE COULD GO ANYWHERE.Copy !req
260. LIKE UNDER
THE SEA?Copy !req
261. OR TO OUTER SPACE?
OR UP A RAINBOW?Copy !req
262. WELL,
ANYWHERE WITH A ROAD.Copy !req
263. BUT NOT UP STEEP HILLS.
OR UNDER LOW BRIDGES.Copy !req
264. LET'S DO IT! AFTER ALL,
WE'VE GOT THE REST OF OUR
LIVES TO GO TO SCHOOL.Copy !req
265. WELL, I THINK WE SHOULD GO
TO SCHOOL SO WE CAN WORK HARD...Copy !req
266. AND GET THE BEST POSSIBLE
START IN LIFE.Copy !req
267. [ POP! ]
ANYONE ELSE
WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL?Copy !req
268. NOPE.
NO, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
269. OKAY.
NO SCHOOL IT IS!Copy !req
270. SO, WHERE SHOULD
WE GO INSTEAD?Copy !req
271. DAISY LAND!
THE BEACH!
THE SCHOOL BUS!Copy !req
272. WE'RE ALREADY ON
THE SCHOOL BUS.Copy !req
273. YEAH-HA!Copy !req
274. WHAT ABOUT
THE WATER PARK?Copy !req
275. AWW,
THE BEACH.Copy !req
276. ALL RIGHTY. WE JUST GOT TO MAKE
ONE MORE STOP.Copy !req
277. IS THAT ALL OF YOU,
MR. PINK?Copy !req
278. Mr. ALMOST.Copy !req
279. LOOKS LIKE MR. YELLOW
DIDN'T MAKE IT.Copy !req
280. WHY CATCH THE BUS
WHEN THE BUS CAN CATCH YOU?Copy !req
281. THE BINOCULARS MADE IT LOOK
CLOSER THAN IT WAS.Copy !req
282. SO I GUESS
IT'S STILL QUITE FA—Copy !req
283. ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GO TO
THE WATER PARK, THEN THE BEACH.Copy !req
284. GOOD AFTERNOON,
CHILDREN.Copy !req
285. MY NAME
IS MR. BROWN.Copy !req
286. THIS IS MR. PINK,
MR. RAINBOW, AND MR. WHITE,Copy !req
287. AND WE'LL BE YOUR CAPTORS
FOR THE DAY.Copy !req
288. THE EXITS ARE IRRELEVANT,
'CAUSE YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE!Copy !req
289. NOBODY MOVE
OR I'LL BE FORCED TO USE THIS!Copy !req
290. IT'S A BRIEFCASE!Copy !req
291. NO,
MORE THAN THAT.Copy !req
292. IT'S A TICKING BRIEFCASE!Copy !req
293. NO!
MORE THAN THAT.
IT'S A BOMB!Copy !req
294. NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
LESS THAN THAT.Copy !req
295. AH, YES, WE ARE LEGALLY OBLIGED
TO SAY IT'S NOT ONE OF THOSE.Copy !req
296. OH, MY GOSH,
THEY'VE GOT A —Copy !req
297. OH, COME ON, GUYS.
IT'S OBVIOUSLY NOT A BO—Copy !req
298. BUT IT'S TICKING!
AND MASKED STRANGERS
HAVE TAKEN OVER THE BUS!Copy !req
299. BUT THEY'RE CLEARLY
OUR PARENTSCopy !req
300. TRYING TO TEACH US
SOME SORT OF LESSON.Copy !req
301. PRINCIPAL BROWN
HASN'T EVEN CHANGED HIS NAME.Copy !req
302. YES,
I HAVE!Copy !req
303. UH,
I MEAN HE HAS.Copy !req
304. I-I MEAN HE HASN'T.
I M— I MEAN...Copy !req
305. WHO IS
THIS PRINCIPAL BROWN?Copy !req
306. YOU ARE.
SHH!Copy !req
307. OH, UH, YES.Copy !req
308. WE'RE GOING TO CALL THE COPS AND
TELL THEM WE WON'T RELEASE YOUCopy !req
309. UNTIL OUR DEMANDS
ARE MET.Copy !req
310. MAKE THE CALL,
MR. RAINBOW.Copy !req
311. I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA
DISGUISE MY VOICE.Copy !req
312. UM...Copy !req
313. ALL RIGHT.
[ FIZZLE! ]Copy !req
314. [ High-pitched voice ]
HELLO? POLICE?Copy !req
315. WE HAVE TAKEN CONTROL
OF THE SCHOOL BUS,Copy !req
316. AND YOU BETTER DO
WHAT SAY,Copy !req
317. OR THERE'LL BE CONSEQUENCES.Copy !req
318. OH, SORRY!
[ FIZZLE! ]Copy !req
319. [ High-pitched voice ]
OR THERE'LL BE CONSEQUENCES!Copy !req
320. OH, COME ON,
ALAN.Copy !req
321. YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T EVEN
RECOGNIZE THE BALLOON?Copy !req
322. WAIT,
I DO RECOGNIZE HIM.Copy !req
323. YEAH?
I SAW HIM IN OUR HOUSE
LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
324. YEAH?
ON TV.
"ELMORE'S MOST WANTED."Copy !req
325. IT'S JUST OUR PARENTS
TRYING TO TEACH US A LESSON.Copy !req
326. LIKE WHEN MY DAD
TRIED TO TEACH USCopy !req
327. THE DANGERS OF TEXTING
WHILE WALKING.Copy !req
328. HELP ME!Copy !req
329. I'VE FALLEN DOWN
THIS MANHOLECopy !req
330. BECAUSE I WAS TEXTING
WHILE WALKING!Copy !req
331. DARWIN, YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY
BE SCARED OF THESE GUYS!Copy !req
332. OF COURSE I AM.Copy !req
333. THEY'RE
CRIMINAL MASTERMINDS.Copy !req
334. I JUST THINK
IT WOULD BE FUN.Copy !req
335. I'VE NEVER BEEN
IN A HOVERCRAFT.Copy !req
336. NO! WE SHOULD ASK
FOR A PRIVATE JET.Copy !req
337. THEY ALWAYS ASK
FOR A PRIVATE JET.Copy !req
338. COULD IT BE
A PRIVATE HOVERCRAFT?Copy !req
339. WE NEED
TO ASK FOR MONEY.Copy !req
340. HOW MUCH?
IT DOESN'T MATTER.Copy !req
341. THE POLICE KNOW
THIS IS ALL FAKE.Copy !req
342. SEE?
THEY'RE NOT SCARY.Copy !req
343. YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
344. WE JUST NEED A LEADER
TO REASON WITH THEM.Copy !req
345. SOMEONE BRAVE.Copy !req
346. SOMEONE WHO'S NOT AFRAID
TO LOOK THE ENEMY IN THE EYE.Copy !req
347. SOMEONE WHO LAUGHS
IN THE FACE OF DANGER.Copy !req
348. I WOULD SAY YOU, GUMBALL,
BUT YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY SICK.Copy !req
349. MAYBE LESLIE.
NO, ME!
I'LL DO IT!Copy !req
350. OH, BUT HOVERCRAFTS ARE —
HMM?Copy !req
351. UH, DAD?
IT'S MR. PINK!Copy !req
352. FINE. MR. PINK.
I KNOW IT'S YOU, DAD.Copy !req
353. UH... I'VE NEVER HEARD OF
THIS "DAD" OF WHOM YOU SPEAK.Copy !req
354. I'M JUST
A CRIMINAL.Copy !req
355. HOW DID I BECOME A CRIMINAL,
YOU ASK?Copy !req
356. I DIDN'T ASK.Copy !req
357. I SUPPOSE IT ALL STARTED
WHEN I WAS 11 YEARS OLDCopy !req
358. AND SKIPPED
A MATH CLASS.Copy !req
359. UH-HUH.
AND FOR THIS CRIME,Copy !req
360. THE PUNISHMENT
WAS HARSH AND SWIFT.Copy !req
361. I SPENT 12 YEARS IN JUVIE,
THEN 5 YEARS INSIDE,Copy !req
362. THEN 24 YEARS
ON THE RUN,Copy !req
363. THEN 30 YEARS
BACK IN THE BIG HOUSE,Copy !req
364. THEN A FURTHER 7
IN SOLITARY.Copy !req
365. THAT MAKES YOU 89.
IT DOESN'T ADD UP.Copy !req
366. WELL, I WOULDN'T KNOWCopy !req
367. 'CAUSE I SKIPPED
THAT MATH CLASS.
SURE.Copy !req
368. SO, I ASSUME YOU ALL
ENDED UP IN A LIFE OF CRIMECopy !req
369. THROUGH
SKIPPING SCHOOL?Copy !req
370. YES.
YEAH. MM-HMM.Copy !req
371. WELL, UH,
MY TRAGIC STORY STARTSCopy !req
372. ON THE RIGHT SIDE
OF THE TRACKS,Copy !req
373. BUT, BOY,
IT SURE DOESN'T STAY THERE.Copy !req
374. YEAH, YEAH.
WE GET IT.Copy !req
375. BUT I LEARNED
THE WHOLE THING.Copy !req
376. DON'T I GET TO —
OHH.Copy !req
377. SEE?
I TOLD YOU.Copy !req
378. IT'S A LOAD OF HOOEY.Copy !req
379. TAKE THE WHEEL
AND GET ME CLOSER!Copy !req
380. CLOSER.Copy !req
381. CLOSER.Copy !req
382. CLOSER.Copy !req
383. WE ARE WILLING —Copy !req
384. OKAY,
TOO CLOSE.Copy !req
385. WE ARE WILLING
TO MEET YOUR DEMANDS!Copy !req
386. I'LL THROW THE MONEY OVER
IN THREE, TWO, ONE!Copy !req
387. THAT ONE'S GONNA HURT
THE TAXPAYER.Copy !req
388. CONTROL,
WE NEED ANOTHER MILLION DOLLARS.Copy !req
389. They doubled their demands?Copy !req
390. UH, UH, YEAH, THEY DOUBLED
THEIR DEMANDS. EH...Copy !req
391. WOW. THEY'RE REALLY
GOING BIG ON THIS.Copy !req
392. IF ONLY THEY RESPONDED THIS FAST
TO REAL CRIMES.Copy !req
393. WHERE DO YOU WANT THE MONEY?Copy !req
394. LEAVE THE MILLION DOLLOPS
OF UNMASKED BULLSCopy !req
395. ON THE COLD
DESERT TOAD.Copy !req
396. WHAT? WHAT?Copy !req
397. OH, SORRY.
AUTOCORRECT.Copy !req
398. LEAVE THE MILLION DOLLARS
OF UNMARKED BILLSCopy !req
399. ON THE OLD
DESERT ROAD.Copy !req
400. ALL UNITS FALL BACK.
AHEAD OF SECOND DROP-OFF.Copy !req
401. ANY SIGN OF THEM, CHIEF?Copy !req
402. I'M COOKING
OUT HERE.Copy !req
403. Officer #2:
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY.Copy !req
404. MAKE THE DROP.Copy !req
405. OKAY,
YOU HOLD ON TO ME,Copy !req
406. AND I'LL REACH OUT
AND GRAB THE BRIEFCASE.Copy !req
407. MAYBE WE SHOULD SWITCH!Copy !req
408. DID YOU GET IT?
MM-HMM.Copy !req
409. OKAY,
WE HAVE THE MONEY.Copy !req
410. NOW, WE DON'T WANT TO SEE
ANY RED LIGHTSCopy !req
411. BETWEEN HERE
AND THE AIRPORT.Copy !req
412. THEY'RE HEADING
FOR THE AIRPORT!Copy !req
413. WE GOT
TO TAKE THEM DOWN!
[ SPLAT! ]Copy !req
414. WAIT, THIS WASN'T
SUPPOSED TO BE REAL MONEY!Copy !req
415. IT WAS JUST A TRICK
TO TEACH THE KIDS A LESSON.Copy !req
416. WELL, I GUESS THE LESSON
YOU'VE ACTUALLY TAUGHTCopy !req
417. IS THAT CRIME
DOES PAY.Copy !req
418. WELL-DONE, CHAPS.
YOU'VE DONE GOOD.Copy !req
419. GET 'EM!Copy !req
420. EH! EH! EH! EH!Copy !req
421. [ CHOMP! ]
WE GOT 'EM!Copy !req
422. KIND OF.Copy !req
423. AND NOW TO REVEAL
THEIR TRUE IDENTITIES.Copy !req
424. THEY WERE OUR PARENTS
ALL ALONG?Copy !req
425. REALLY?Copy !req
426. YOU GOT ME.
IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
427. I AM
RICHARD WATTERSON'S...Copy !req
428. EVIL TWIN BROTHER!Copy !req
429. GIVE IT UP,
DAD.Copy !req
430. WE JUST
WANTED TO TEACH YOUCopy !req
431. THAT SKIPPING SCHOOL
ISN'T COOL OR EXCITING.Copy !req
432. BY INVOLVING US A
IN A MILLION-DOLLARCopy !req
433. HIGH-SPEED POLICE CHASE,
WHICH IS PROBABLY THE MOST COOLCopy !req
434. OR EXCITING THING
WE'VE EVER DONE?Copy !req
435. YES, BUT WE THOUGHT
IT WAS ALL GOING TO BE PRETEND.Copy !req
436. HANG ON.Copy !req
437. IF THE MONEY'S GENUINE
AND THE COPS ARE FOR REAL,Copy !req
438. DOES THAT MEAN
THIS IS A REAL —Copy !req
439. BADA-BOOM!Copy !req
440. WHOSE INSANE IDEA
WAS THIS?Copy !req
441. STICK TO THE PAN
OR EVERYONE DINES.Copy !req
442. DARN AUTOCORRECT!Copy !req
443. STUPID THING
NEVER WORKS.Copy !req
444. ROB?Copy !req
445. OH, NOW YOU REMEMBER
MY NAME.Copy !req
446. IT'S DR. WRECKER
TO YOU,Copy !req
447. AND YES,
THIS WHOLE THING WAS MY IDEA.Copy !req
448. ALL I HAD TO DO WAS SUGGEST
THE PLAN TO PRINCIPAL BROWN,Copy !req
449. MAKE SURE THE POLICE
THOUGHT IT WAS REAL,Copy !req
450. AND SWITCH THE BRIEFCASE
FOR SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE,Copy !req
451. SHALL WE SAY,
EXPLOSIVE.
BUT WHY?Copy !req
452. BECAUSE I... AM...
YOUR... NEMESIS!Copy !req
453. AND ALSO
FOR THE MONEY.Copy !req
454. WHOA! WHOA!
WHOA! WHOA!Copy !req
455. SORRY. IT'S KIND OF HARD
TO KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROADCopy !req
456. WHEN THERE'S
A CRUCIAL PLOT TWIST HAPPENINGCopy !req
457. IN THE BACK OF YOUR —Copy !req
458. THE MONEY!Copy !req
459. WOW!
THESE GUYS ARE PROS!Copy !req
460. THEY MUST HAVE
ONE HECK OF A WHEELMAN!Copy !req
461. LITTLE LOWER!Copy !req
462. AAH!Copy !req
463. AAAAAH!Copy !req
464. GO, GO, GO!Copy !req
465. [ PLUNK! ]
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!Copy !req
466. IT WASN'T US, IT WAS HIM!Copy !req
467. HUH? AAAH!Copy !req
468. GUMBALL!Copy !req
469. THANKS, MAN!Copy !req
470. FIGHTING ON
THE WING OF A PLANECopy !req
471. IS WAY MORE FUN
THAN MATH CLASS!Copy !req
472. THIS ISN'T
SUPPOSED TO BE FUN!Copy !req
473. WAIT, WHAT? THEN — THEN WHY
ARE YOU DOING THIS?Copy !req
474. BECAUSE I'M A VILLAIN!
WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE?Copy !req
475. OOF!Copy !req
476. ALL I'VE GOT ON MY RéSUMé
IS LAUGHING MANIACALLY,Copy !req
477. MONOLOGUING
ABOUT EVIL PLANS,Copy !req
478. AND A MAJOR
IN CANADIAN HISTORY.Copy !req
479. I CAN'T EXACTLY
GO INTO CATERING.Copy !req
480. AND NOW,
GUMBALL WATTERSON,Copy !req
481. PREPARE TO BE WRECKED!Copy !req
482. OH, OFFICER,
HELP ME!Copy !req
483. HE'S GOT
A TICKING BRIEFCASE!Copy !req
484. OH,
COME ON.Copy !req
485. THESE ARE PROFESSIONAL
LAW ENFORCERS.Copy !req
486. AS IF
THEY'RE GONNA FALL —Copy !req
487. YOU'RE COMING
WITH US!Copy !req
488. NO! NO, WAIT!Copy !req
489. NO, NO, NOT HIM.
THE OTHER ONE.Copy !req
490. UGH.
IT'S TOO LATE NOW!Copy !req
491. HE'S GOT AWAY
WITH THE MONEY.Copy !req
492. NO, HE HASN'T.
THAT'S THE MONEY.Copy !req
493. IT'S GOT
MY TEETH MARKS IN IT.Copy !req
494. AAH, WE GOT
THE MONEY BACK.Copy !req
495. HE GOT AWAY, BUT MY SHIFT ENDS
IN FIVE MINUTES,Copy !req
496. SO SHALL WE SAY
CASE CLOSED?Copy !req
497. BUT IF THIS
IS THE MONEY,Copy !req
498. DOESN'T THAT MEAN
THAT DR. WRECKER HAS THE —Copy !req
499. WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
LEFT TO SAY.Copy !req
500. YOU ARE —
I KNOW,
I KNOW.Copy !req
501. I'M WRECKED.Copy !req
502. I WAS GONNA SAY
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.Copy !req
503. OH, YES.
THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.Copy !req