1. NO, DUDE. THE CHEERLEADERS
AREN'T THE MOST HARD-CORE CREW.Copy !req
2. IF YOU FIGHT THEM, THEY'LL
JUST BE CHEERING YOU TO WIN.Copy !req
3. HOW ABOUT
THE DRAMA KIDS?Copy !req
4. THEY ARE MASTERS
OF DISGUISE.Copy !req
5. EH, I DON'T WANT TO JOIN A CREW
THAT WEARS WIGS AND TIGHTS.Copy !req
6. HOW ABOUT THE BULLIES?Copy !req
7. IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE
FOR US.Copy !req
8. DARN YOU, LOVING PARENTS!Copy !req
9. MAYBE WE SHOULD
THINK BIGGER.Copy !req
10. YOU KNOW WHO REALLY
RULES THE SCHOOL? TEACHERS.Copy !req
11. YEAH, BUT DO YOU SERIOUSLY WANT
TO PUT UP WITH US TWO ALL DAY?Copy !req
12. I DON'T THINK IT PAYS THAT WELL,
EITHER.Copy !req
13. I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN PRINCIPAL
BROWN WORKING AT THE CAR WASH.Copy !req
14. I THINK WE CAN
DO BETTER THAN THAT.Copy !req
15. HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
16. SENIOR CITIZENZ IN DA HOUSE.Copy !req
17. ARE YOU SEEING
WHAT I'M SEEING?Copy !req
18. I'M NOT SURE.Copy !req
19. AH, CURSE
THIS ARTHRITIS.Copy !req
20. WHAT EXACTLY
DO YOU SEE?Copy !req
21. I SEE PEOPLE WHO DON'T PAY
THE GOVERNMENT.Copy !req
22. THE GOVERNMENT PAYS THEM TO
SIT AROUND ALL DAY AND WATCH TV.Copy !req
23. I SEE PEOPLE SO STREET THAT THEY
HAVE THEIR OWN SEATS ON THE BUSCopy !req
24. IN WHICH NOBODY ELSE
DARES TO SIT.Copy !req
25. I SEE PEOPLE WHO CAN SAY
THE MOST OFFENSIVE THINGSCopy !req
26. THAT COME INTO THEIR HEADS
AND GET AWAY WITH ITCopy !req
27. BECAUSE THINGS WERE DIFFERENT
BACK THEN.Copy !req
28. DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?Copy !req
29. THE MOST HARD-CORE CREW
ON THE STREETS OF ELMORE.Copy !req
30. IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT
TO GET NOTICED BY THESE GUYS.Copy !req
31. I KNOW.
THEY'RE PRETTY BALLER.Copy !req
32. TRY AND DO A FLY WALK.Copy !req
33. DUDE, WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
34. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
35. I JUST GOT REALLY
WALK CONSCIOUS.Copy !req
36. YOU DO IT.Copy !req
37. OKAY, OKAY, I'LL TRY
TO WEAR MY PANTS LOWCopy !req
38. FOR A BETTER
STREET EFFECT.Copy !req
39. IS IT WORKING?
I KIND OF FEEL LIKE A TODDLER.Copy !req
40. KEEP YOUR CHIN HIGH
LIKE YOU'RE SCARED OF NOTHING.Copy !req
41. HIGHER!Copy !req
42. HIGHER!Copy !req
43. OH!Copy !req
44. WHY DON'T WE
JUST ASK THEM?Copy !req
45. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
46. AAAAH!Copy !req
47. SORRY, YOU WERE ONLY
TALKING TO ME.Copy !req
48. IT'S JUST I'M NOT
USED TO BEING TREATEDCopy !req
49. LIKE A HUMAN BEING
ANYMORE.Copy !req
50. SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT,
KID?Copy !req
51. WE WANT TO BE PART
OF YOUR CREW.Copy !req
52. HUH? YOU WANT TO BE
A SENIOR CITIZEN?Copy !req
53. I KNOW WE HAVE TO
EARN IT FIRST.Copy !req
54. HOW DID YOU GET IN?Copy !req
55. I WORKED A THANKLESS JOB
FOR 63 YEARS,Copy !req
56. THEN I WAS GIVEN
A FAKE GOLD FOUNTAIN PENCopy !req
57. AND GOT CAST ASIDE
BY SOCIETY.
WE'LL DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
58. YOU COULD JUST DROP BY
FOR A CHAT FROM TIME TO TIME.Copy !req
59. IT WOULD BE NICE
TO FEEL LIKE WE EXIST.Copy !req
60. YES, THANK YOU!Copy !req
61. WE'RE GONNA BE PART
OF THE CREW!Copy !req
62. WE'RE GONNA BE PART
OF THE CREW!Copy !req
63. WE'RE GONNA BE PART
OF THE CREW!Copy !req
64. OKAY,
IF WE'RE GONNA BE SENIORS,Copy !req
65. WE HAVE TO LOOK THE PART.Copy !req
66. RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!
REPRESENT, SENIORS!Copy !req
67. NO, NO, NO,
SENIORZ WITH A "Z."Copy !req
68. OH.
ZENOIRS!Copy !req
69. NO. NEVER MIND.Copy !req
70. WE JUST HAVE TO
LOOK OLD-SCHOOL.Copy !req
71. WE NEED WRINKLES.Copy !req
72. I DON'T THINK POLLUTION
IS THAT GREAT AT AGING US.Copy !req
73. YEAH, I DON'T FEEL
MUCH DIFFERENT.Copy !req
74. WELL, AT LEAST
THERE ARE NO SIDE EFFECTS.Copy !req
75. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
76. I'M PRETTY SURE I CAN HEAR
YOUR THOUGHTS NOW.Copy !req
77. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ME.Copy !req
78. AAH!Copy !req
79. DARWIN!
LANGUAGE!Copy !req
80. NOW WE JUST NEED
TO HANG IN THE SUN,Copy !req
81. AND THAT SHOULD JERKIFY US UP
REAL NICE.Copy !req
82. NO!
OH, YOU MOISTURIZED US!Copy !req
83. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
MORE UPSETTING —Copy !req
84. THE FACT I WAS GONNA EAT YOU
OR THE FACT I CAN'T.Copy !req
85. ARE YOU PRUNED YET?Copy !req
86. MM-HMM.Copy !req
87. AWESOME. YOU LOOK LIKE
A REALLY THIRSTY REPTILE.Copy !req
88. OH, MAN, WE LOOK EVEN YOUNGER
THAN BEFORE!Copy !req
89. UGH, WE STILL LOOK LIKE WE'VE
GOT OUR WHOLE LIVES AHEAD OF US.Copy !req
90. MRS. MOM SAYS SHE'D
LOOK 10 YEARS YOUNGERCopy !req
91. IF SHE DIDN'T HAVE KIDS.Copy !req
92. MAYBE WE CAN AGE OURSELF
JUST LIKE WE AGED HER.Copy !req
93. OKAY.
ONE, TWO, THREE.Copy !req
94. DARWIN, WHY CAN'T I
STAY UP LATE TONIGHT?Copy !req
95. WAIT, STOP!
BEFORE WE TURN TO DUST.Copy !req
96. AWESOME. AWESOME.Copy !req
97. NOW WE NEED
A SWAGTASTIC LIMP.Copy !req
98. I DON'T GET IT.Copy !req
99. SKATING IN THESE HEELS,Copy !req
100. MY BODY SHOULD LOOK LIKE
A BUTCHER'S WINDOW, BUT LOOK.Copy !req
101. I CAN KICK FLIP.Copy !req
102. YEAH,
LET'S JUST GIVE UP.Copy !req
103. I DON'T KNOW WHY MOM SAYS HEELS
ARE INSTRUMENTS OF TORTURE.Copy !req
104. IT'S A BASIC CAKEWALK.Copy !req
105. AAH AAH AAH AAH.Copy !req
106. YEAH! WE DID IT.Copy !req
107. ARE YOU JUST LAUGHING BECAUSE
YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU STOP,Copy !req
108. YOU'LL BE CRYING FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE?Copy !req
109. OKAY,
WE'VE GOT THE LIMP.Copy !req
110. NOW ALL WE NEED
IS THE COOL UNIFORM.Copy !req
111. A LITTLE HELP, PLEASE.Copy !req
112. OOH! NOW I KNOW
WHY THEY WALK SO SLOW.Copy !req
113. YOUR TURN.Copy !req
114. OH.Copy !req
115. COME ON.Copy !req
116. THE HIGHER THE PANTS,
THE MORE STREET CRED YOU GET.Copy !req
117. COOL?Copy !req
118. BAD-CIRCULATION COOL.Copy !req
119. AND FOR THE FINAL TOUCH,
A BIT OF BLING.Copy !req
120. WHEN YOU OFFERED
TO PAINT THE FENCE,Copy !req
121. THAT'S NOT
WHAT I HAD IN MIND.Copy !req
122. ANYTHING ELSE
WE CAN DO FOR YOU?Copy !req
123. MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME
WITH SOMETHING.Copy !req
124. THERE'S A GUY
BY THE NAME OF LOUIE.Copy !req
125. HE WAS ONE OF US,
BUT ONE DAY,Copy !req
126. HE DECIDED HE COULDN'T TAKE THE
HEAT ANYMORE AND LEFT THE CREW.Copy !req
127. I'D LIKE YOU GUYS
TO SEND HIM A MESSAGE.Copy !req
128. A MESSAGE?Copy !req
129. YES, A MESSAGE.Copy !req
130. AS IN A MESSAGE
MESSAGE?Copy !req
131. YES.Copy !req
132. A SERIOUS MESSAGE?Copy !req
133. YES, A SERIOUS MESSAGE.Copy !req
134. YEAH, IT'S A DARN SHAME.Copy !req
135. I LOVED LOUIE.
GONNA MISS HIM.Copy !req
136. CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF IT
FOR THE CREW?Copy !req
137. SURE.Copy !req
138. WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.Copy !req
139. WHEN?Copy !req
140. RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
141. OH, YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
142. WELL, FIRST, I JUST GOT TO
WATCH MY SOAPSCopy !req
143. AND WRITE AN ANGRY LETTER
TO MY CONGRESSMANCopy !req
144. ABOUT HOW THINGS WERE BETTER
WHEN THINGS WERE WORSE.Copy !req
145. WELL, WAIT!Copy !req
146. YOU'LL NEED THE CELLPHONE IF
YOU'RE GONNA SEND THE MESSAGE.Copy !req
147. WHAT DID HE SAY?Copy !req
148. WHAT DID WHO SAY?Copy !req
149. WHAT DID YOU SAY?
WHAT DID YOU BOTH SAY?Copy !req
150. WHAT DID SHE SAY?
WHAT DID YOU SAY?Copy !req
151. WHAT DID WHO SAY?
WHAT DID HE SAY?Copy !req
152. WHAT DID SHE SAY?
HALF PAST 3:00.Copy !req
153. HURRY UP!
I CAN'T!Copy !req
154. I SPENT A WHOLE DAY
RUINING MY BODY.Copy !req
155. THIS IS AS FAST
AS IT GETS.Copy !req
156. ALSO...Copy !req
157. YOU'RE BEING
HYSTERICAL.Copy !req
158. WE JOINED THE MOST HARD-CORE
CREW IN ELMORE,Copy !req
159. AND NOW THEY WANT US
TO ICE LOUIE.Copy !req
160. WE NEED TO SKIP TOWN
AND LIVE UNDER FAKE IDENTITIES.Copy !req
161. I THINK I HAVE EVERY RIGHT
TO BE HYSTERICAL.Copy !req
162. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
LET'S BE HYSTERICAL.Copy !req
163. I HOPE OUR NEW
FAKE IDENTITIESCopy !req
164. LIVE IN A HOUSE
WITH A STAIR LIFT.Copy !req
165. HEY, KIDS, IT'S ME!Copy !req
166. AH! THEY'RE HERE!
THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT!Copy !req
167. I'M GONNA RAT 'EM OUT
TO THE COPS!Copy !req
168. HELLO, POLICE?Copy !req
169. I NEED TO REPORT DANGEROUS
CRIMINAL ACTIVITY.Copy !req
170. MEET US AT THE OLD DISUSED RIVER
FOR A MORE ATMOSPHERIC EFFECT.Copy !req
171. WHAT ABOUT THAT MESSAGE?Copy !req
172. STAY QUIET.Copy !req
173. I THINK THEY'VE GONE.Copy !req
174. GUMBALL, THIS WAY.Copy !req
175. HEY, COME BACK!Copy !req
176. I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.Copy !req
177. PASS ME YOUR GLASSES.Copy !req
178. THEY'RE GOING
OUT THE BACK.Copy !req
179. PATTY, YOU HEAD 'EM OFF.
DONALD, YOU COME WITH ME.Copy !req
180. AAH!Copy !req
181. OH!Copy !req
182. QUICK!Copy !req
183. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
184. WHAT IS
GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
185. NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.Copy !req
186. ARE YOU SURE?
BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL HERE.Copy !req
187. WELL, IT ALL STARTED WHEN TWO
KIDS CAME OVER AND DECIDED —Copy !req
188. FORGET IT.
I'VE LOST INTEREST.Copy !req
189. WAIT!
WAIT!Copy !req
190. LAST STOP!
EVERYBODY OUT!Copy !req
191. JUMP!Copy !req
192. ARE WE IN SLOW MOTION,
OR IS THIS HOW FAST WE GO?Copy !req
193. TIME TO SEND
THAT MESSAGE.Copy !req
194. NO!Copy !req
195. WE DON'T WANT TO BE PART
OF YOUR CREW ANYMORE.Copy !req
196. WE THOUGHT IT WAS COOL
TO BE HARD-CORE,Copy !req
197. BUT WE NEVER WANTED
TO BE CRIMINALS.Copy !req
198. YOU WEAR YOUR PANTS
IN A FUNNY WAY.Copy !req
199. YOU PRETEND
TO HAVE A LIMP.Copy !req
200. YOU TWIST YOUR FINGERS
TO MAKE LETTERS,Copy !req
201. ALL SO YOU CAN LOOK HARD.Copy !req
202. BUT DEEP INSIDE,
YOU JUST WANT TO BELONG.Copy !req
203. WE ALREADY BELONG
TO A CREW.Copy !req
204. IT'S CALLED THE PEOPLE OF THIS
WORLD, AND EARTH IS OUR TURF.Copy !req
205. WHAT?Copy !req
206. I HOPE WHEN YOU
GET OUT OF PRISON,Copy !req
207. YOU, TOO, WILL JOIN THE RANKS
OF THE BEST CREW IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
208. SOCIETY. SOCIETY.Copy !req
209. FAREWELL.Copy !req
210. PRISON?Copy !req
211. FREEZE!Copy !req
212. ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS HARNESS THE POWER WITHIN,Copy !req
213. AND I'LL TURN INTO
A SUPER SAIYAN.Copy !req
214. AAAAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
215. AAAAAAH!Copy !req
216. AAAAH!Copy !req
217. IS HE STILL TRYING TO TURN INTO
A SUPER SAIYAN?Copy !req
218. MM-HMM.Copy !req
219. STOP! YOU'RE GONNA
POP SOMETHING IMPORTANT.Copy !req
220. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS
BELIEVE IN MYSELF!Copy !req
221. AAAAH!Copy !req
222. AAAAAAAH!
[ CREAK! POP! ]Copy !req
223. THAT'S NOT QUITE THE
TRANSFORMATION I WAS HOPING FOR.Copy !req
224. ANYWAY, I'M GONNA BE LATE
TO CLASS.Copy !req
225. ANAIS,
CAN I ASK SOMETHING?
WHAT?Copy !req
226. YOU KNOW HOW YOU'RE LIKE A BABY,
BUT YOU'RE AT SCHOOL WITH US.Copy !req
227. HOW DOES THAT WORK?Copy !req
228. YEAH, IT'S
TOTALLY UNREALISTIC.Copy !req
229. ARE YOU —
I — WHAT — UH —Copy !req
230. AH — WHA — EH — UH —Copy !req
231. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?Copy !req
232. I'M NOT SURE
WHAT YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT.Copy !req
233. THE FACT NEITHER OF YOU KNOW
THAT YOUR SISTER,Copy !req
234. WHO YOU LIVE WITH,
IS IN THE YEAR ABOVE YOUCopy !req
235. IN YOUR OWN SCHOOL.Copy !req
236. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
237. LOOK AROUND YOU. MINE'S THE ONLY
CLASS IN ELMORE JUNIOR HIGH.Copy !req
238. GUMBALL, NO, IT ISN'T.Copy !req
239. THE WORLD DOESN'T
REVOLVE AROUND YOU.Copy !req
240. YES, IT DOES.
LOOK, IT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
241. JUST TRY FOR ONE MINUTECopy !req
242. TO SEE THAT THERE ARE OTHER KIDS
IN THIS SCHOOL.Copy !req
243. OPEN YOUR MIND.Copy !req
244. OPEN YOUR MIND.Copy !req
245. HUH?
NOT LITERALLY.Copy !req
246. OPEN YOU'RE MIND.Copy !req
247. OPEN YOUR MIND.Copy !req
248. THEY'RE...Copy !req
249. ALL...Copy !req
250. OTHERS.Copy !req
251. YES, AND BELIEVE IT
OR NOT,Copy !req
252. SOME OF THEM HAVE EVEN
MORE INTERESTING LIVES THAN YOU.Copy !req
253. PSSH! LIKE WHO?Copy !req
254. MY NAME IS CLARE, AND TODAY IS
THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
255. MY DAD HAS LOST HIS JOB,
WE'VE LOST OUR HOUSE,Copy !req
256. AND NOW WE'RE FORCED
TO MOVE BACK TO DETROIT.Copy !req
257. I ONLY HAVE ONE DAY
TO SAY GOODBYE TO ONE'S I LOVE.Copy !req
258. ONE LAST DAY TO SAY GOODBYE...
TO MY SO-CALLED WORLD.Copy !req
259. BUT LUCKILY, TWO STRANGERS
WERE ABOUT TO CHANGE MY FOREVER.Copy !req
260. THAT'S RIGHT —
GUMBALL AND DARWIN.Copy !req
261. GUMBALL WAS DEVASTATINGLY,
INHUMANLY BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
262. HIS FACE IS LIKE
A CLASSIC PAINTINGCopy !req
263. CRAFTED BY
AN OLD MASTER.Copy !req
264. UH, WHO ARE YOU?Copy !req
265. I DIDN'T REALIZE IT YET,Copy !req
266. BUT THESE TWO WERE
THE TRUE HEROES OF MY STORY.Copy !req
267. THE FIRST PERSON
I NEED TO SAY GOODBYE TOCopy !req
268. WAS MY ONLY TRUE FRIEND, WILSON.Copy !req
269. WILSON ALWAYS STRUGGLED
WITH HIS IDENTITY.Copy !req
270. BUT GUMBALL AND DARWIN
WOULD HELP WILSON FIND HIMSELF.Copy !req
271. IT WAS GOING TO BE
A TEARFUL GOODBYE.Copy !req
272. BUT I KNEW THAT WITH THE HELP
OF GUMBALL AND DARWIN —Copy !req
273. BETTER GET TO IT NOWCopy !req
274. WHILE I STILL HAVE THE STRENGTH
IN MY HEART!Copy !req
275. DUDE, THAT GIRL IS CRYING OUT
FOR OUR HELP.Copy !req
276. NO, SHE ISN'T.Copy !req
277. YOU'RE ONLY GETTING INVOLVED
IN HER STORYCopy !req
278. SO YOU CAN BE
THE CENTER OF ATTENTION AND,Copy !req
279. AS USUAL, YOU'LL IGNORE ANYTHING
THAT GETS IN YOUR W—Copy !req
280. NO. NO, NO, NO, NO! DON'T YOU
DARE MAKE ME DISAPPEAR!Copy !req
281. LIKE I WAS SAYING,
LET'S GET THIS GIRLCopy !req
282. ALL THE HELP SHE NEEDS
TO STAY HERE IN ELMORE.Copy !req
283. [ THUMP, FOOTSTEPS DEPART ]
OW.Copy !req
284. WILSON,
WHERE IS THE GOOD IN GOODBYE?Copy !req
285. IT'S JUST BEFORE THE "BYE."Copy !req
286. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL DO
WITHOUT YOU.Copy !req
287. THE CHEERLEADER IN ME
IS SO,Copy !req
288. "GIVE ME AN 'S,' GIVE ME AN 'A,'
GIVE ME 'D!'Copy !req
289. WHAT DOES IT SPELL?
SAD."Copy !req
290. BUT AT THE SAME TIME,
THE GOTH IN ME IS ALL LIKE,Copy !req
291. "UGH, WHATEVER."Copy !req
292. BUT THE FOOTBALL PLAYER IN ME
IS ALL LIKE,Copy !req
293. "BROKE! — ENHEARTED."Copy !req
294. AND THE MAJORETTE IN MECopy !req
295. GIVES A LOW, SAD BLAST
ON HIS TROMBONE.Copy !req
296. I thought he was actually
going to make the noise.Copy !req
297. UGH, LEAVE US ALONE!
DON'T YOU GET IT?Copy !req
298. THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU!Copy !req
299. "NOT ABOUT CHU?"
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?Copy !req
300. I DON'T KNOW.
SOUNDS CANTONESE.Copy !req
301. I SAID,
"THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU."Copy !req
302. "NOT A BAD CHEW?"Copy !req
303. NOT... ABOUT... YOU!Copy !req
304. STILL NOT GETTING IT.Copy !req
305. UUUUGGHHHH!Copy !req
306. GOODBYE.Copy !req
307. AS I WALKED INTO THE DISTANCE,Copy !req
308. I REALIZED WHILST
I HAD LOST ONE FRIEND,Copy !req
309. I HAD GAINED TWO, BOTH FAR
SUPERIOR TO THE OTHER ONE.Copy !req
310. I MEAN, WHAT WAS HE
SUPPOSED TO BE ANYWAY?Copy !req
311. CAN YOU AT LEAST LET ME VOICE
MY OWN THOUGHTS?Copy !req
312. NEXT,
I HAD TO SAY GOODBYECopy !req
313. TO THE PERSON WHO TAUGHT ME
EVERYTHING I KNOW...Copy !req
314. ABOUT GEOGRAPHY,
MR. CORNEILLE.Copy !req
315. AH, MISS COOPER.Copy !req
316. LIKE SHAKESPEARE ONCE SAID,
"PARTING IS SUCH SWEET SORROW."Copy !req
317. AND THE CAPITAL OF SWEDEN
IS STOCKHOLM. FACTS.Copy !req
318. I WANTED TO THANK YOU,
MR. CORNEILLE.Copy !req
319. IF YOU ONLY REMEMBER
ONE THING I'VE TAUGHT YOU,Copy !req
320. IT'S THIS —
QUESTION EVERYTHING.Copy !req
321. WHY?Copy !req
322. NO, DON'T QUESTION THAT.Copy !req
323. QUESTION EVERYTHING
EXCEPT THAT.Copy !req
324. SO, IT'S QUESTION EVERYTHING
UNQUESTIONINGLY?Copy !req
325. YES. I THINK.Copy !req
326. BUT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
WITHOUT YOU?Copy !req
327. AS LONG AS YOU CARRY THAT BOOK
I GAVE YOU,Copy !req
328. I'LL ALWAYS BE
WATCHING OVER YOU.Copy !req
329. LIKE, YOU MEAN
IN SPIRIT?Copy !req
330. NO, TURN IT OVER.Copy !req
331. OH.Copy !req
332. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
333. WE'RE DRYING YOUR TEARS.Copy !req
334. WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME?Copy !req
335. WE WANT TO HELP.Copy !req
336. THERE'S NO REASON
FOR YOU TO LEAVE ELMORE.Copy !req
337. THERE'S NOTHING
YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.Copy !req
338. AND LIKE I SAID BEFORE,
THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU!Copy !req
339. UGH!Copy !req
340. SEE, THE PROBLEM HERE
IS YOUR ATTITUDE TOWARDS LIFE.Copy !req
341. DARWIN, YOU BE CLARE,
I'LL BE LIFE.Copy !req
342. OKAY.
[ POP! ]Copy !req
343. LIFE IS GIVING CLARE
A HARD TIME.Copy !req
344. WHAT IS SHE DOING
ABOUT IT?Copy !req
345. LET'S TRY THAT AGAIN, BUT
WITH A MORE PROACTIVE ATTITUDE.Copy !req
346. NOW, DO YOU SEE
THE DIFFERENCECopy !req
347. BETWEEN FIGHTING THE ODDS
AND JUST MOPING ABOUT?Copy !req
348. UGH! MR. CORNEILLE,
SAY SOMETHING!Copy !req
349. UH...Copy !req
350. BRUSSELS IS THE CAPITAL
OF BELGIUM?Copy !req
351. UGH!
I DO NOT MOPE!Copy !req
352. SORRY, CLARE.Copy !req
353. I WAS HOPING YOU'D BUMP INTO ME
FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT,Copy !req
354. BUT I DIDN'T COUNT ON HOW SMALL
I WAS, AND BLEH — ANYWAY.Copy !req
355. WHAT I WANTED
TO SAY WAS...Copy !req
356. Let them help you.Copy !req
357. BUT THEY SEEM REALLY BAD
AT HELPING.Copy !req
358. OH, THEY ARE.Copy !req
359. THEY'RE EVEN WORSE WHEN
THEY DON'T GET THEIR OWN WAY.Copy !req
360. SHE — SHE DISAPPEARED.Copy !req
361. NO, I'VE JUST GONE AROUND
THE CORNER FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT!Copy !req
362. SO, NOW IT WAS TIME FOR
THE HARDEST GOODBYE OF ALL —Copy !req
363. JARED, THE LOVE OF MY —Copy !req
364. OH, COME ON!Copy !req
365. JARED,
YOU'VE GOT TO TRUST US.Copy !req
366. YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW CLARE
TO DETROIT, OKAY?Copy !req
367. BUT NOT
STRAIGHT AWAY.Copy !req
368. LET HER GET ALL THE WAY
TO THE AIRPORT.Copy !req
369. THEN AS SHE WAITS
TO BOARD THE PLANE,Copy !req
370. AND THE LAST CALL FOR THE FLIGHT
IS ANNOUNCED,Copy !req
371. YOU RUN THROUGH THE AIRPORT
IN SLOW MOTION.Copy !req
372. YOU GRAB HER
HAND, SHE SEES THE BRACELET,Copy !req
373. THE BRACELET SHE MADE FOR YOU
AS A SYMBOL OF YOUR LOVE.Copy !req
374. SORRY, DO I KNOW YOU?
[ SLAP! WHIP! ]Copy !req
375. LISTEN — THIS IS NOT A STORY
WITH A HAPPY ENDING, OKAY?Copy !req
376. IT'S A STORY I WRITE IN MY DIARY
USING MY TEARS AS INK.Copy !req
377. YOU THINK YOU LIVE
IN SOME AMAZING,Copy !req
378. MAGIC WONDERLAND, WHERE
EVERYTHING HAS A HAPPY ENDING?Copy !req
379. WELL, THE TRUTH IS
THIS IS REAL LIFE.Copy !req
380. AND BAD THINGS HAPPEN
IN REAL LIFE.Copy !req
381. AW, WHY SO SAD?Copy !req
382. HM. OOH.Copy !req
383. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
384. THIS HERE IS
A TALKING, DANCING BANANACopy !req
385. WHO SOMEHOW HAS A BUTT.Copy !req
386. WE'RE IN A SCHOOL
WITH A T-REX, A GHOST, A TOAST,Copy !req
387. AND WHATEVER
PRINCIPAL BROWN IS.Copy !req
388. NOW WHO DARES TO SAY THIS WORLD
ISN'T AMAZING?Copy !req
389. THE WORLD IS
WHAT YOU MAKE IT!Copy !req
390. BUT SHE DOESN'T WANT
OUR HELP.Copy !req
391. DO YOU WANT TO BE
A SPECTATOR IN LIFE?Copy !req
392. OR DO YOU WANT
TO PLAY A PART?Copy !req
393. WASN'T THIS
ABOUT HELPING CLARE?
YEAH, THAT, TOO.Copy !req
394. NOW LET'S GO
AND GIVE HER A HAPPY ENDINGCopy !req
395. WHETHER SHE LIKES IT
OR NOT!Copy !req
396. HM.Copy !req
397. WAIT.
WHY I HAVE A BUTT?Copy !req
398. MY EYES DROPPED
PEARLS OF SADNESSCopy !req
399. AS I SAW MY PAST DRIFT AWAY
INTO NOTHINGNESS.Copy !req
400. I SAW THE SWINGS WHERE
WILSON AND I SHARED SO MUCH.Copy !req
401. THE PARK WHERE JARED —Copy !req
402. STOP THE BUS!
WE FIXED EVERYTHING!Copy !req
403. STOP THE BUS!Copy !req
404. WHERE JARED
GAVE HIS HEART TO ME.Copy !req
405. THE PICKET FENCES
ON THE STREETS.Copy !req
406. AHH!Copy !req
407. STREETS I WALKED
A THOUSAND TIMES.Copy !req
408. OUR OLD HOUSE,
ITS "FOR SALE" SIGNCopy !req
409. MOCKING ME
FROM THE FRONT LAWN.Copy !req
410. UNH!Copy !req
411. I LOOKED AT MY FRIENDS' HOUSES,
HOUSES IN WHICHCopy !req
412. I'D NEVER AGAIN LAUGH,
IN WHICH I'D NEVER AGAIN CRY.Copy !req
413. BUT WHAT HAVE I GAINED
BY THIS LOSS?Copy !req
414. AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?Copy !req
415. MAYBE IT DOESN'T MEAN
ANYTHING — ANYTHING AT ALL.Copy !req
416. THE ONLY THING LEFT TO DO
IS STARE AT THE RAIN.Copy !req
417. SO, I GUESS THIS IS IT.Copy !req
418. GOODBYE, ELMORE.Copy !req
419. GOODBYE, FRIENDS.Copy !req
420. GOODBYE, LIFE.Copy !req
421. HUH?Copy !req
422. AAH!Copy !req
423. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
424. ONLY THE BIGGEST HAPPY ENDING
OF YOUR LIFE!Copy !req
425. WHAT?Copy !req
426. YOU DON'T NEED
TO LEAVE ELMORE.Copy !req
427. WE FIXED EVERYTHING
FOR YOU!Copy !req
428. BUT HOW COULD YOU
HAVE FIXED —
FIRST!Copy !req
429. WE GOT MASAMI TO ASK HER DAD
TO GIVE YOUR DAD A NEW JOBCopy !req
430. AS AN ENGINEER
AT THE RAINBOW FACTORY!Copy !req
431. BUT MY DAD ISN'T —
QUALIFIED?Copy !req
432. YOU DON'T NEED A QUALIFICATIONCopy !req
433. IF YOU GOT
A MADE-UP MAGIC JOB.Copy !req
434. ARE YOU FEELING HAPPY,
MR. COOPER?Copy !req
435. UH, YES?Copy !req
436. I THINK WHAT HE MEANT
WAS "YEAH!"Copy !req
437. BUT WHAT ABOUT MY —
DID YOU JUST SAY HOUSE?Copy !req
438. WELL, MRS. JOTENHEIM
USED HER BROOMSTICKCopy !req
439. TO FLY TO THE END
OF THE RAINBOWCopy !req
440. WHERE SHE STOLE A POT OF GOLD
FROM A LEPRECHAUN,Copy !req
441. WHICH SHE USED
TO BUY IT BAAAACK!Copy !req
442. AND WHO COULD FORGET
YOUR OLD BUDDY, WILSON?Copy !req
443. WELL, WHEN HE SAWCopy !req
444. A CAT AND GOLDFISH
RIDING A T-REX DOWN A FREEWAY,Copy !req
445. HE REALIZED THAT MAYBE
HE WASN'T SO STRANGE AFTER ALL!Copy !req
446. RIGHT, WILSON?
RIIIGHT.Copy !req
447. AND THE CHERRY ON TOP —
JARED AND CLARE,Copy !req
448. YOU ARE HEREBY ELECTED
THE PROM KING AND QUEENCopy !req
449. OF ELMORE
JUNIOR HIGH!Copy !req
450. Just go with it.
These people are insane.Copy !req
451. TAKE THAT!Copy !req
452. MEGA-HAPPY ENDING!Copy !req
453. THANK YOU, EVERYONE!Copy !req
454. THANK YOU, ELMORE!Copy !req
455. BOOM!Copy !req
456. EH-EH-EH-EH-EH.Copy !req