The Amazing World of Gumball 4x26

Directed by

David Warner as Dr. Wrecker (voice)

The people of Elmore search for the meaning of love.

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1. Anais' voice: "DEAR DIARY, TODAY, IT HAPPENED —

2. THE THING I WANTED MOST. I MADE A FRIEND.

3. HER NAME IS JODIE.

4. SHE NEEDED A PEN, SO I LENT HER MINE —

5. WHICH IS WHY I WROTE THIS ENTRY

6. WITH A PAINTBRUSH DIPPED IN YOGURT.

7. BUT SHE SMILED AT ME!

8. FROM THIS MOMENT ON, I KNEW WE WERE GOING TO BE BEST FRIENDS!"

9. DUDE, THAT'S A REALLY GOOD IMPRESSION!

10. THANK YOU.

11. BUT I'M STILL NOT CONVINCED WE SHOULD BE READING THIS.

12. AH, COME ON, WE DID THE PROS AND CONS.

13. MM.

14. OKAY, QUITE A FEW CONS,

15. BUT ON THE PROS SIDE...

16. "I HOPE I GET MY GROWTH SPURT SOON.

17. I'M TIRED OF USING THE CAT DOOR AT GRANNY JOJO'S HOUSE

18. BECAUSE I CAN'T REACH HER DOORKNOB."

19. OKAY, LET'S JUST READ A LITTLE MORE.

20. "TODAY, I GOT TO SIT WITH JODIE IN THE CAFETERIA.

21. SHE STILL LOOKED HUNGRY AFTER FINISHING HER LUNCH,

22. SO I GAVE HER MINE.

23. JODIE WAS SCARED SHE'D GET A BAD GRADE FOR HER SCIENCE PROJECT,

24. SO I GAVE HER THAT, TOO.

25. SHE WAS RIGHT.

26. SCIENCE IS NOT HER STRENGTH.

27. BUT I WAS HAPPY TO HELP MY FRIEND.

28. LATER ON, WE WALKED BACK HOME TOGETHER.

29. SHE SAID SHE WAS TIRED, SO I CARRIED HER BAG."

30. WAIT A MINUTE.

31. THIS JODIE'S TAKING CREDIT FOR ANAIS' WORK,

32. GETTING HER TO CARRY HER STUFF, AND EATING HER LUNCH!

33. YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SOUNDS LIKE? YOU.

34. NO, I MEANT YOU KNOW ANAIS.

35. IN SPITE OF BEING CLEVER AND SARCASTIC,

36. SHE'S ALSO FRAGILE AND WEIRD, AND SHE HAS TROUBLE FITTING IN.

37. AND THIS PERSON IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HER WEAKNESS,

38. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S CALLED?

39. A GUMBALL?

40. UH, UH, YEAH, BUT —

41. I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO DO THAT, OKAY?

42. I JUST DON'T THINK ANAIS SHOULD HANG AROUND

43. WITH THAT KIND OF PERSON.

44. NOW YOU SOUND LIKE MRS. MOM.

45. NO, I DON'T!

46. I REFUSE TO LET OUR LITTLE SISTER

47. GET TRICKED BY THIS PARASITE!

48. ANYWAY, I GOT TO GO.

49. CAN YOU SEE HER?

50. LOOK HARDER! NO.

51. NO, I MEANT —

52. THERE SHE IS!

53. HUH, FUNNY, SHE LOOKS EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINED.

54. DARWIN, GIVE ME YOUR SHOE.

55. THIS WILL TEACH YOU FOR TOYING

56. WITH MY SISTER'S FEELINGS!

57. OW!

58. SO, JODIE, ARE YOU HUNGRY, FRIEND?

59. DO SOMETHING!

60. UH...

61. NO — ABOUT HER!

62. I'VE GOT AN IDEA!

63. WHAT?

64. GIVE ME YOUR SHOE!

65. UH, HOW ABOUT WE JUST WAIT AND SEE

66. IF SHE'S ACTUALLY AS BAD AS YOU THINK?

67. ALL RIGHT.

68. JODIE, WE'RE FRIENDS, RIGHT?

69. SURE.

70. BEST FRIENDS?

71. W-WELL... UH...

72. UM, DO YOU WANT SOME CANDY?

73. UH, OKAY.

74. WHAT'D YOU WANT? DON'T WORRY — I'LL BUY ONE OF EACH.

75. THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR.

76. YEAH.

77. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL —

78. SADNESS FOR OUR LITTLE SISTER

79. OR ANGER AT THAT HORRIBLE FREELOADER!

80. HOW ABOUT BOTH?

81. OHH!

82. I'M OKAY, JODIE!

83. WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU TRYING TO DO HERE?

84. PROVE THAT ANAIS HAS BEEN BRAINWASHED BY JODIE!

85. LOOK, I'LL THROW ANOTHER ONE.

86. NO, NO, NO! I-I BELIEVE YOU.

87. HOW ABOUT YOU STOP THROWING THINGS AT INNOCENT GIRLS

88. AND YOU SPEAK TO ANAIS WHEN SHE'S ALONE?

89. HEY, JODIE, YOU WANT ME TO CARRY YOUR BAG?

90. OKAY.

91. OW!

92. HEY, ANAIS, WE NEED TO TALK.

93. WHAT ABOUT?

94. "DEAR DIARY, TODAY,

95. I MET A WRETCHED FRIEND WHO TAKES ADVANTAGE OF ME

96. AND DESERVES TO HAVE OBJECTS THROWN AT HER FACE."

97. AGH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

98. THAT WAS FOR READING MY DIARY.

99. AGH!

100. AND THAT WAS FOR USING MY VOICE

101. WITHOUT PERMISSION. [ CLANG! ]

102. AND THAT'S FOR TRYING TO

103. THROW THINGS AT MY FRIEND!

104. AND THAT'S FOR WORRYING ABOUT ME.

105. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

106. SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND! SHE'S A PARASITE!

107. FIRST, SHE USES YOU TO GET STUFF,

108. THEN WHEN YOU THINK YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS,

109. SHE TAKES OVER YOUR MIND, ATTACHES HERSELF TO YOUR BODY,

110. AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,

111. SHE'S TURNED YOU INTO A FUNGUS THINGY

112. SO SHE CAN RELEASE HER SPORES, CONTAMINATE MORE PEOPLE,

113. AND DESTROY CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!

114. I... STOLE THAT LAST PART FROM A ZOMBIE VIDEO GAME.

115. IT'S JUST, I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL SAD

116. WHEN YOU REALIZE SHE'S NOT A TRUE FRIEND.

117. LOOK, FOR ONCE, I GET TO HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE

118. WHO GIVES ME MY OWN PROBLEMS

119. RATHER THAN SOMEONE WHO MAKES ME FIX THEIRS.

120. WHO'S THAT? SOUNDS AWFUL.

121. YOU! PLEASE DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME!

122. FOLLOW HER!

123. - AAH!

124. THAT'LL BE 5 BUCKS.

125. I'LL PAY FOR ME AND MY FRIEND!

126. NO, NO, NO, NO. THAT CHICKEN IS SO OLD,

127. IT CAME BEFORE THE EGG. COME ON, LUNCH IS ON ME.

128. HERE, HELP YOURSELF, JODIE.

129. I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE FREE STUFF.

130. HMM. WHO MADE THESE?

131. OH, JUST ME AND DAD.

132. SO, THEY'RE ALL THE SAME, RIGHT?

133. OF COURSE.

134. GREAT, THEN LET'S EAT.

135. OH, WAIT, YOU DON'T WANT THAT ONE, JODIE.

136. I THINK DAD WAS RUNNING OUT OF MAYO BY THE TIME HE MADE IT.

137. HERE, HAVE MINE. IT'S GOT LOADS OF MAYO IN IT.

138. OH, YOU WON'T WANT THAT THEN. IT'LL BE SOGGY.

139. HERE, LET'S SWAP. I LOVE MAYO.

140. WHAT? NO!

141. YOU HATE MAYO, REMEMBER?

142. WHAT? OH — OH, YES,

143. UH, I JUST REMEMBERED, I HATE MAYO.

144. OH, FOR DERP'S SAKE!

145. THERE, NOW IT'S FAIR FOR EVERYONE!

146. UH...

147. UH...

148. - MMM! - MMM!

149. Hello. 911.

150. Hello?

151. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

152. THE ONLY SENSIBLE THING — POISON THE SANDWICH

153. SO YOUR SO-CALLED FRIEND GETS THE MESSAGE THAT —

154. OKAY, NOW THAT I SAID IT OUT LOUD,

155. I REALIZE IT SOUNDS KIND OF WRONG.

156. WE THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO.

157. OKAY, WAIT, I'M CONFUSED.

158. ARE YOU USING THE ROYAL "WE" NOW?

159. ARE YOU GONNA START PLAYING DOUBLES TENNIS ON YOUR OWN?

160. WHEN YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM, ARE YOU GONNA SAY...

161. "WE'RE HAVING TO WEE-WEES."

162. LISTEN TO YOURSELF!

163. YOU'RE NOT EVEN MAKING YOUR OWN DECISIONS ANYMORE!

164. THAT'S RIDICULOUS. OF COURSE WE'RE...

165. MAKING OUR OWN DECISIONS.

166. WE ARE STILL...

167. SEPARATE PEOPLE.

168. - AAH! - AAH!

169. DID YOU SEE THAT?

170. SHE'S TAKING CONTROL OF YOUR MIND!

171. SHE'S NOT JUST A SOCIAL PARASITE!

172. SHE'S AN ACTUAL PARASITE!

173. YOU'RE BEING...

174. RIDICULOUS.

175. WE'RE... LEAVING.

176. UH, BUT LOOK AT IT — JUST LIKE A LEECH!

177. JODIE IS JUST...

178. TIRED FROM PLAYING DODGEBALL.

179. BUT ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

180. SHE CAN WALK ON HER OWN TWO FEET

181. LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS SCHOOL!

182. APART FROM HIM. AND HIM.

183. OKAY, AND HER, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA!

184. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

185. I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA.

186. IS SHE ALONE?

187. UH-HUH.

188. HELLO?

189. Hey, Jodie,

190. I think we should stop hanging out.

191. I would say it's not you, it's me,

192. but I would be lying. It's definitely you.

193. You're a scrounging, blood-sucking parasite.

194. ALSO, YOU SMELL LIKE MEDICINE, WHICH IS WEIRD,

195. SO I THOUGHT I SHOULD MENTION IT. GOODBYE!

196. Actually, you know what? Bad-bye!

197. Oh, also, if you see me, can you tell my brother where I am?

198. 'CAUSE HE'S LOOKING FOR ME.

199. SO?

200. I THINK YOU WENT TOO FAR.

201. HEY, JODIE...

202. PLEASE DON'T CRY.

203. I-IT WASN'T REALLY ANAIS ON THE PHONE.

204. I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING A BAD FRIEND TO HER.

205. UH, JODIE, DO YOU NEED A TISSUE?

206. OR A BUCKET?

207. HEY, GET OFF MY SISTER'S... EVERYTHING!

208. LEAVE US ALONE!

209. THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!

210. [ CLICKING, GROWLING ] OW! OW!

211. KINDA.

212. HEY, LOOK GO OF MY SISTER, YOU PARASITE!

213. I'M NOT A PARASITE!

214. LET'S THROW SOME SCIENTIFIC FACTS AT 'EM!

215. GOOD IDEA!

216. A WOLVERINE CAN KILL A MOOSE!

217. THE COLOR OF THE UNIVERSE IS A SHADE OF BEIGE

218. CALLED COSMIC LATTE!

219. MALE SEAHORSES CAN —

220. I MEANT THAT WE SHOULD THROW BOOKS!

221. I SAID, THROW SOME FACTS

222. 'CAUSE IT WAS, LIKE, A-AN ACTION-MOVIE QUIP.

223. NEVER MIND. JUST THROW BOOKS.

224. BUT WE'LL HIT ANAIS.

225. JUST AVOID THE PINK PARTS.

226. - OW! - OW!

227. - OW! - OW!

228. - OW! - OW!

229. - OW! - OW!

230. THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!

231. THEY'RE EVEN FEELING THE SAME THINGS!

232. THERE'S ONLY ONE SOLUTION LEFT.

233. IT BETTER NOT BE THROWING A SHOE AT THEM!

234. WHY? YOU GOT SOMETHING BETTER?

235. WE TAKE THEM TO THE INFIRMARY.

236. OKAY, THAT IS ACTUALLY BETTER.

237. I'LL SET UP A TRAP. YOU LURE THEM IN.

238. A HUMANE TRAP, PLEASE.

239. OF COURSE.

240. OHH!

241. - OW! - OW!

242. - OW! - OW!

243. OW!

244. IS THAT YOUR IDEA OF HUMANE?

245. I THOUGHT SHE WOULD SEE THE YELLOW ROPE, DUCK,

246. SLIDE ON THE OIL,

247. AND GET DELICATELY TRAPPED INSIDE THE BOX.

248. I-I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD...

249. WELL, YOU KNOW...

250. THAT'LL BE THE CANDLE I PUT IN THE BOX

251. IN CASE THEY WERE SCARED OF THE DARK.

252. AT LEAST THEY'RE IN THE INFIRMARY.

253. NURSE, WE NEED A C.T. SCAN, AN MRI, AND AN X-RAY — STAT!

254. RIGHT, AND I WANT A SIX-FIGURE SALARY,

255. A CABRIOLET, AND A PENSION PLAN.

256. UNFORTUNATELY, THIS IS THE SCHOOL INFIRMARY, NOT NASA.

257. ALL I HAVE HERE IS VITAMIN "C,"

258. SOME TEDDY-BEAR-SHAPED BAND-AIDS,

259. AND A COUPLE OF LOLLIPOPS.

260. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, ANYWAY?

261. OUR SISTER GOT INFECTED BY A SOCIAL PARASITE!

262. HMM.

263. UH, OH, SORRY.

264. SO, WHAT DO WE DO?

265. PRETTY SIMPLE —

266. YOUR SISTER NEEDS TO LET GO OF THAT POOR GIRL.

267. SHE IS THE PARASITE.

268. - WHAT? - WHAT?

269. ALL I WANTED WAS TO BORROW A PEN.

270. FRIEND...

271. FRIEND...

272. FRIEND...

273. I-I-I-I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS.

274. FRIEND!

275. UH, UH, OKAY, OKAY.

276. ANAIS!

277. I'M SORRY. I WAS REALLY EXCITED, AND I GOT CARRIED AWAY.

278. I'LL LET GO OF YOU NOW.

279. OH!

280. HUNH!

281. I HOPE YOU CAN FORGIVE ME.

282. I-I KNOW I ACTED CRAZY,

283. BUT IT'S BECAUSE I NEVER HAD A SCHOOL FRIEND BEFORE.

284. SO I GOT A LITTLE CLINGY. I THINK IF...

285. IF YOU GAVE ME A SECOND CHANCE AND GOT TO KNOW THE LESS INSANE,

286. MORE NORMAL ME, WE COULD ACTUALLY BE REAL FRIENDS.

287. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

288. SHE WENT THAT WAY.

289. FRIEND!

290. - WHAT THE? - WHAT THE?

291. BOBERT, WHAT HAPPENED?

292. UNKNOWN MALFUNCTION DETECTED.

293. ATTEMPTING SELF-DIAGNOSIS.

294. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR SYSTEM?

295. A VIRUS IS PARASITING MY HARD DRIVE.

296. FILE NAME — ILoveYou. exe.

297. DUDE, IT'S NOT A VIRUS.

298. YOU'RE IN LOVE.

299. PROCESSING INFORMATION.

300. [ BONK! ] TERMINOLOGY UNRECOGNIZED.

301. DEFINE "LOVE."

302. WELL, LOVE IS IN THE AIR.

303. IT'S IN YOUR HEART, IN THE EYES OF OTHERS.

304. IT'S IN THE WAY PEOPLE TOUCH, THE WAY PEOPLE TALK,

305. AND IT'S ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE.

306. IF I UNDERSTAND YOU CORRECTLY,

307. YOU HAVE NARROWED THE DEFINITION OF "LOVE"

308. DOWN TO EVERYTHING AND EVERYWHERE AND EVERYONE.

309. [ BONK! ] DOES NOT COMPUTE.

310. MAYBE A SONG WOULD HELP YOU UNDERSTAND.

311. COME ON, MAN, COUNT US IN!

312. A, 1...

313. A, 1-0...

314. A, 1... 1-0...

315. 1-1... 1-0-0 —

316. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND.

317. LOVE. WHAT IS LOVE?

318. YES, THAT WAS MY QUERY.

319. WHAT IS LOVE?

320. DOES IT FALL FROM ABOVE?

321. WARNING — CIRCULAR REFERENCE DETECTED.

322. LOVE IS SCORING ZERO IN A TENNIS GAME.

323. STACKED-UP ERROR.

324. PLEASE PRESS "RESTART".

325. WHAT THE —

326. I'M THE INTERNET!

327. AAAAAH!

328. WELL, DUH. YOU'RE ON AN INTERNET-DATING SITE.

329. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

330. GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER!

331. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

332. I AM LEGION! I AM EVERYWHERE!

333. YOU CAN'T CONTROL THE INTERNET!

334. NO, BUT I CAN CONTROL-ALT-DELETE IT.

335. MOOOOOM!

336. I GOT FRIEND-ZONED AGAIN!

337. YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING ON THIS EARTH.

338. SOME MIGHT SAY YOU'RE EXCESSIVE,

339. BUT THEY DON'T KNOW HOW GLORIOUS YOU ARE ON THE INSIDE.

340. LAYER AFTER LAYER REVEALS MORE SURPRISES.

341. YOU ARE PRECIOUS. YOU ARE BEAUTEOUS.

342. YOU ARE PURE. YOU DESERVE THIS LOVE.

343. SO, DROP YOUR STUPID SANDWICH AND GO TALK TO HER!

344. KAREN?

345. UH-HUH? [ SPLAT! ]

346. NOTHIN'.

347. LOVE WAS ONCE A MYSTERIOUS FORCE,

348. UNDERSTOOD ONLY BY BIRDS AND BEES,

349. BUT TODAY, IT CAN BE EXPLAINED BY SCIENCE.

350. LOVE BEGINS WITH A VISUAL SIGNAL RECEIVED BY THE EYES.

351. THIS SIGNAL GOES DIRECTLY TO THE STOMACH,

352. CAUSING WHAT WE CALL IN SCIENTIFIC TERMS "BUTTERFLIES."

353. THE SIGNAL BOUNCES BACK, CAUSING THE BODY TO GO INTO SHOCK.

354. THE BODY THEN EXPERIENCES A RISE IN TEMPERATURE,

355. CAUSING THE PALMS OF THE HANDS TO PERSPIRE.

356. THE SHOCK EXTENDS TO THE LOWER PARTS OF THE BODY,

357. CAUSING A SYMPTOM KNOWN AS JELLY LEGS.

358. FINALLY, THE SIGNAL REACHES THE BRAIN

359. AND SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCES ANY FORM OF COGNITIVE ABILITY.

360. - AAH! - AAH!

361. OH. OH, WELL, SCRATCH THAT.

362. THERE ARE NO RULES TO LOVE, SO LET'S JUST DANCE.

363. MM.

364. - MMM. - MMM.

365. OH, HEY. HOW YOU DOING?

366. OH, HEY, THERE. I'M GOOD.

367. LOOKIN' HOT.

368. HEH, YEAH, I GET THAT A LOT.

369. YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING, MAYBE WE COULD...

370. "LOOKIN' HOT?"

371. THAT'S LIKE ASKING SATURN TO GIVE ME A RING.

372. "WELL DONE, MOON."

373. HEY.

374. HEY, LISTEN... ABOUT LAST NIGHT...

375. WHAT, THAT "HOT" THING? AH, FORGET IT.

376. IT MADE MY DAY.

377. GET IT? "MADE MY DAY."

378. OH, HEY, HEY. OH, HI.

379. UH, SAY, H-HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT?

380. OH, WHAT, THIS? NO, IT'S JUST,

381. IF I STAND IN THE SHADOW OF THE EARTH,

382. IT'S KIND OF SLIMMING. LOOK, SKINNY... CHUBBY!

383. SKINNY! CHUBBY!

384. OH, HEY, UH, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANTED TO, YOU KNOW,

385. COME HANG OUT ON THIS SIDE.

386. AH, YEAH-HUH!

387. SACRE BLEU!

388. WHOOPS!

389. I JUST FLOODED EUROPE.

390. IT'S OKAY. I'VE GOT A BETTER GAME.

391. PEEKABOO!

392. PEEKABOO! PEEKABOO!

393. PEEKABOO! OH, THAT'S GOOD!

394. PEEKABOO!

395. AH-AH-CHOO!

396. YOU LOVE DIVINE THIS EVENING, DARLING.

397. THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. A TOAST TO OUR LOVE.

398. AH.

399. YEAH, OH.

400. UH, WHAT DID YOU ORDER?

401. SOUP DU JOUR. AND YOU?

402. SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS. WOULD YOU CARE TO TRY SOME?

403. MMM, DELICIOUS. TRY SOME OF MINE.

404. MMM, DELICIOUS.

405. MM, MM.

406. THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC NIGHT OF MY LIFE.

407. MMM.

408. MMM.

409. MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM.

410. MMM-MMM.

411. DESSERT, SIR?

412. UH, JUST THE CHECK, PLEASE.

413. [ CRASH! ] UNH!

414. SO, BOBERT, WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED ABOUT LOVE?

415. - EH. - EH.