1. Anais' voice: "DEAR DIARY,
TODAY, IT HAPPENED —
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2. THE THING I WANTED MOST.
I MADE A FRIEND.
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3. HER NAME IS JODIE.
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4. SHE NEEDED A PEN,
SO I LENT HER MINE —
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5. WHICH IS WHY I WROTE
THIS ENTRY
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6. WITH A PAINTBRUSH
DIPPED IN YOGURT.
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7. BUT SHE SMILED AT ME!
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8. FROM THIS MOMENT ON, I KNEW WE
WERE GOING TO BE BEST FRIENDS!"
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9. DUDE, THAT'S
A REALLY GOOD IMPRESSION!
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10. THANK YOU.
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11. BUT I'M STILL NOT CONVINCED
WE SHOULD BE READING THIS.
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12. AH, COME ON,
WE DID THE PROS AND CONS.
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13. MM.
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14. OKAY, QUITE A FEW CONS,
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15. BUT ON THE PROS SIDE...
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16. "I HOPE
I GET MY GROWTH SPURT SOON.
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17. I'M TIRED OF USING THE CAT DOOR
AT GRANNY JOJO'S HOUSE
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18. BECAUSE I CAN'T REACH
HER DOORKNOB."
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19. OKAY, LET'S JUST READ
A LITTLE MORE.
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20. "TODAY, I GOT TO SIT
WITH JODIE IN THE CAFETERIA.
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21. SHE STILL LOOKED HUNGRY
AFTER FINISHING HER LUNCH,
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22. SO I GAVE HER MINE.
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23. JODIE WAS SCARED SHE'D GET A BAD
GRADE FOR HER SCIENCE PROJECT,
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24. SO I GAVE HER THAT, TOO.
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25. SHE WAS RIGHT.
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26. SCIENCE IS NOT
HER STRENGTH.
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27. BUT I WAS HAPPY TO HELP
MY FRIEND.
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28. LATER ON, WE WALKED
BACK HOME TOGETHER.
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29. SHE SAID SHE WAS TIRED,
SO I CARRIED HER BAG."
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30. WAIT A MINUTE.
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31. THIS JODIE'S TAKING CREDIT
FOR ANAIS' WORK,
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32. GETTING HER TO CARRY HER STUFF,
AND EATING HER LUNCH!
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33. YOU KNOW WHAT
SHE SOUNDS LIKE?
YOU.
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34. NO, I MEANT
YOU KNOW ANAIS.
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35. IN SPITE OF BEING CLEVER
AND SARCASTIC,
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36. SHE'S ALSO FRAGILE AND WEIRD,
AND SHE HAS TROUBLE FITTING IN.
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37. AND THIS PERSON IS TAKING
ADVANTAGE OF HER WEAKNESS,
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38. AND YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT'S CALLED?
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39. A GUMBALL?
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40. UH, UH, YEAH, BUT —
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41. I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO SHOULD
BE ALLOWED TO DO THAT, OKAY?
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42. I JUST DON'T THINK ANAIS
SHOULD HANG AROUND
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43. WITH THAT KIND OF PERSON.
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44. NOW YOU SOUND LIKE
MRS. MOM.
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45. NO, I DON'T!
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46. I REFUSE
TO LET OUR LITTLE SISTER
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47. GET TRICKED
BY THIS PARASITE!
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48. ANYWAY, I GOT TO GO.
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49. CAN YOU SEE HER?
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50. LOOK HARDER!
NO.
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51. NO, I MEANT —
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52. THERE SHE IS!
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53. HUH, FUNNY, SHE LOOKS
EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINED.
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54. DARWIN, GIVE ME YOUR SHOE.
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55. THIS WILL TEACH YOU FOR TOYING
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56. WITH MY SISTER'S FEELINGS!
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57. OW!
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58. SO, JODIE,
ARE YOU HUNGRY, FRIEND?
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59. DO SOMETHING!
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60. UH...
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61. NO — ABOUT HER!
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62. I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
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63. WHAT?
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64. GIVE ME YOUR SHOE!
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65. UH, HOW ABOUT WE JUST
WAIT AND SEE
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66. IF SHE'S ACTUALLY
AS BAD AS YOU THINK?
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67. ALL RIGHT.
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68. JODIE, WE'RE FRIENDS,
RIGHT?
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69. SURE.
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70. BEST FRIENDS?
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71. W-WELL... UH...
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72. UM, DO YOU WANT
SOME CANDY?
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73. UH, OKAY.
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74. WHAT'D YOU WANT? DON'T WORRY —
I'LL BUY ONE OF EACH.
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75. THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS
ARE FOR.
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76. YEAH.
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77. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL —
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78. SADNESS FOR OUR LITTLE SISTER
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79. OR ANGER AT THAT
HORRIBLE FREELOADER!
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80. HOW ABOUT BOTH?
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81. OHH!
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82. I'M OKAY, JODIE!
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83. WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO HERE?
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84. PROVE THAT ANAIS HAS BEEN
BRAINWASHED BY JODIE!
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85. LOOK,
I'LL THROW ANOTHER ONE.
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86. NO, NO, NO!
I-I BELIEVE YOU.
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87. HOW ABOUT YOU STOP THROWING
THINGS AT INNOCENT GIRLS
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88. AND YOU SPEAK TO ANAIS
WHEN SHE'S ALONE?
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89. HEY, JODIE,
YOU WANT ME TO CARRY YOUR BAG?
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90. OKAY.
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91. OW!
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92. HEY, ANAIS,
WE NEED TO TALK.
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93. WHAT ABOUT?
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94. "DEAR DIARY, TODAY,
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95. I MET A WRETCHED FRIEND
WHO TAKES ADVANTAGE OF ME
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96. AND DESERVES TO HAVE OBJECTS
THROWN AT HER FACE."
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97. AGH!
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
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98. THAT WAS FOR READING
MY DIARY.
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99. AGH!
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100. AND THAT WAS FOR
USING MY VOICE
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101. WITHOUT PERMISSION.
[ CLANG! ]
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102. AND THAT'S FOR TRYING TO
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103. THROW THINGS AT MY FRIEND!
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104. AND THAT'S FOR WORRYING
ABOUT ME.
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105. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
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106. SHE'S NOT YOUR FRIEND!
SHE'S A PARASITE!
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107. FIRST, SHE USES YOU
TO GET STUFF,
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108. THEN WHEN YOU THINK YOU GUYS
ARE FRIENDS,
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109. SHE TAKES OVER YOUR MIND,
ATTACHES HERSELF TO YOUR BODY,
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110. AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
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111. SHE'S TURNED YOU INTO
A FUNGUS THINGY
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112. SO SHE CAN RELEASE HER SPORES,
CONTAMINATE MORE PEOPLE,
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113. AND DESTROY CIVILIZATION
AS WE KNOW IT!
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114. I... STOLE THAT LAST PART FROM
A ZOMBIE VIDEO GAME.
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115. IT'S JUST, I DON'T WANT YOU
TO FEEL SAD
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116. WHEN YOU REALIZE
SHE'S NOT A TRUE FRIEND.
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117. LOOK, FOR ONCE,
I GET TO HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE
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118. WHO GIVES ME MY OWN PROBLEMS
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119. RATHER THAN SOMEONE
WHO MAKES ME FIX THEIRS.
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120. WHO'S THAT?
SOUNDS AWFUL.
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121. YOU! PLEASE DON'T
RUIN THIS FOR ME!
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122. FOLLOW HER!
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123. - AAH!
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124. THAT'LL BE 5 BUCKS.
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125. I'LL PAY FOR ME
AND MY FRIEND!
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126. NO, NO, NO, NO.
THAT CHICKEN IS SO OLD,
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127. IT CAME BEFORE THE EGG.
COME ON, LUNCH IS ON ME.
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128. HERE, HELP YOURSELF,
JODIE.
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129. I KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU LIKE FREE STUFF.
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130. HMM.
WHO MADE THESE?
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131. OH, JUST ME AND DAD.
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132. SO, THEY'RE
ALL THE SAME, RIGHT?
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133. OF COURSE.
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134. GREAT, THEN LET'S EAT.
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135. OH, WAIT, YOU DON'T
WANT THAT ONE, JODIE.
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136. I THINK DAD WAS RUNNING OUT
OF MAYO BY THE TIME HE MADE IT.
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137. HERE, HAVE MINE.
IT'S GOT LOADS OF MAYO IN IT.
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138. OH, YOU WON'T WANT THAT THEN.
IT'LL BE SOGGY.
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139. HERE, LET'S SWAP.
I LOVE MAYO.
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140. WHAT? NO!
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141. YOU HATE MAYO, REMEMBER?
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142. WHAT? OH — OH, YES,
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143. UH, I JUST REMEMBERED,
I HATE MAYO.
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144. OH, FOR DERP'S SAKE!
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145. THERE, NOW IT'S FAIR
FOR EVERYONE!
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146. UH...
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147. UH...
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148. - MMM!
- MMM!
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149. Hello. 911.
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150. Hello?
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151. WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
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152. THE ONLY SENSIBLE THING —
POISON THE SANDWICH
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153. SO YOUR SO-CALLED FRIEND
GETS THE MESSAGE THAT —
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154. OKAY, NOW THAT
I SAID IT OUT LOUD,
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155. I REALIZE IT SOUNDS
KIND OF WRONG.
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156. WE THINK
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO.
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157. OKAY, WAIT, I'M CONFUSED.
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158. ARE YOU USING
THE ROYAL "WE" NOW?
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159. ARE YOU GONNA START PLAYING
DOUBLES TENNIS ON YOUR OWN?
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160. WHEN YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM,
ARE YOU GONNA SAY...
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161. "WE'RE HAVING TO WEE-WEES."
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162. LISTEN TO YOURSELF!
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163. YOU'RE NOT EVEN MAKING
YOUR OWN DECISIONS ANYMORE!
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164. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
OF COURSE WE'RE...
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165. MAKING OUR OWN DECISIONS.
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166. WE ARE STILL...
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167. SEPARATE PEOPLE.
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168. - AAH!
- AAH!
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169. DID YOU SEE THAT?
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170. SHE'S TAKING CONTROL
OF YOUR MIND!
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171. SHE'S NOT JUST
A SOCIAL PARASITE!
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172. SHE'S AN ACTUAL PARASITE!
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173. YOU'RE BEING...
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174. RIDICULOUS.
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175. WE'RE...
LEAVING.
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176. UH, BUT LOOK AT IT —
JUST LIKE A LEECH!
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177. JODIE IS JUST...
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178. TIRED FROM PLAYING
DODGEBALL.
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179. BUT ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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180. SHE CAN WALK
ON HER OWN TWO FEET
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181. LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
IN THIS SCHOOL!
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182. APART FROM HIM.
AND HIM.
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183. OKAY, AND HER,
BUT YOU GET THE IDEA!
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184. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
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185. I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA.
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186. IS SHE ALONE?
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187. UH-HUH.
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188. HELLO?
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189. Hey, Jodie,
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190. I think we should
stop hanging out.
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191. I would say it's not you,
it's me,
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192. but I would be lying.
It's definitely you.
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193. You're a scrounging,
blood-sucking parasite.
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194. ALSO, YOU SMELL LIKE MEDICINE,
WHICH IS WEIRD,
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195. SO I THOUGHT I SHOULD
MENTION IT. GOODBYE!
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196. Actually, you know what?
Bad-bye!
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197. Oh, also, if you see me, can
you tell my brother where I am?
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198. 'CAUSE HE'S LOOKING FOR ME.
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199. SO?
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200. I THINK YOU WENT TOO FAR.
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201. HEY, JODIE...
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202. PLEASE DON'T CRY.
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203. I-IT WASN'T REALLY ANAIS
ON THE PHONE.
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204. I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE
BEING A BAD FRIEND TO HER.
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205. UH, JODIE,
DO YOU NEED A TISSUE?
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206. OR A BUCKET?
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207. HEY, GET OFF MY SISTER'S...
EVERYTHING!
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208. LEAVE US ALONE!
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209. THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!
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210. [ CLICKING, GROWLING ]
OW! OW!
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211. KINDA.
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212. HEY, LOOK GO OF MY SISTER,
YOU PARASITE!
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213. I'M NOT A PARASITE!
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214. LET'S THROW SOME SCIENTIFIC
FACTS AT 'EM!
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215. GOOD IDEA!
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216. A WOLVERINE CAN KILL
A MOOSE!
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217. THE COLOR OF THE UNIVERSE
IS A SHADE OF BEIGE
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218. CALLED COSMIC LATTE!
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219. MALE SEAHORSES CAN —
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220. I MEANT THAT WE SHOULD
THROW BOOKS!
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221. I SAID, THROW SOME FACTS
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222. 'CAUSE IT WAS, LIKE,
A-AN ACTION-MOVIE QUIP.
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223. NEVER MIND.
JUST THROW BOOKS.
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224. BUT WE'LL HIT ANAIS.
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225. JUST AVOID
THE PINK PARTS.
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226. - OW!
- OW!
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227. - OW!
- OW!
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228. - OW!
- OW!
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229. - OW!
- OW!
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230. THIS IS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT!
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231. THEY'RE EVEN FEELING
THE SAME THINGS!
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232. THERE'S ONLY
ONE SOLUTION LEFT.
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233. IT BETTER NOT BE
THROWING A SHOE AT THEM!
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234. WHY? YOU GOT
SOMETHING BETTER?
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235. WE TAKE THEM
TO THE INFIRMARY.
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236. OKAY,
THAT IS ACTUALLY BETTER.
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237. I'LL SET UP A TRAP.
YOU LURE THEM IN.
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238. A HUMANE TRAP, PLEASE.
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239. OF COURSE.
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240. OHH!
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241. - OW!
- OW!
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242. - OW!
- OW!
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243. OW!
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244. IS THAT YOUR IDEA
OF HUMANE?
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245. I THOUGHT SHE WOULD SEE
THE YELLOW ROPE, DUCK,
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246. SLIDE ON THE OIL,
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247. AND GET DELICATELY TRAPPED
INSIDE THE BOX.
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248. I-I DIDN'T THINK
IT WOULD...
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249. WELL, YOU KNOW...
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250. THAT'LL BE THE CANDLE
I PUT IN THE BOX
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251. IN CASE THEY WERE SCARED
OF THE DARK.
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252. AT LEAST THEY'RE
IN THE INFIRMARY.
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253. NURSE, WE NEED A C.T. SCAN,
AN MRI, AND AN X-RAY — STAT!
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254. RIGHT, AND I WANT
A SIX-FIGURE SALARY,
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255. A CABRIOLET,
AND A PENSION PLAN.
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256. UNFORTUNATELY, THIS IS
THE SCHOOL INFIRMARY, NOT NASA.
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257. ALL I HAVE HERE IS VITAMIN "C,"
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258. SOME TEDDY-BEAR-SHAPED
BAND-AIDS,
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259. AND A COUPLE OF LOLLIPOPS.
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260. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, ANYWAY?
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261. OUR SISTER GOT INFECTED
BY A SOCIAL PARASITE!
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262. HMM.
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263. UH, OH, SORRY.
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264. SO, WHAT DO WE DO?
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265. PRETTY SIMPLE —
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266. YOUR SISTER NEEDS TO LET GO
OF THAT POOR GIRL.
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267. SHE IS THE PARASITE.
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268. - WHAT?
- WHAT?
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269. ALL I WANTED WAS
TO BORROW A PEN.
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270. FRIEND...
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271. FRIEND...
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272. FRIEND...
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273. I-I-I-I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS.
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274. FRIEND!
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275. UH, UH, OKAY, OKAY.
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276. ANAIS!
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277. I'M SORRY. I WAS REALLY EXCITED,
AND I GOT CARRIED AWAY.
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278. I'LL LET GO OF YOU NOW.
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279. OH!
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280. HUNH!
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281. I HOPE YOU CAN
FORGIVE ME.
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282. I-I KNOW I ACTED CRAZY,
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283. BUT IT'S BECAUSE I NEVER
HAD A SCHOOL FRIEND BEFORE.
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284. SO I GOT A LITTLE CLINGY.
I THINK IF...
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285. IF YOU GAVE ME A SECOND CHANCE
AND GOT TO KNOW THE LESS INSANE,
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286. MORE NORMAL ME, WE COULD
ACTUALLY BE REAL FRIENDS.
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287. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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288. SHE WENT THAT WAY.
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289. FRIEND!
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290. - WHAT THE?
- WHAT THE?
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291. BOBERT,
WHAT HAPPENED?
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292. UNKNOWN MALFUNCTION
DETECTED.
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293. ATTEMPTING
SELF-DIAGNOSIS.
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294. WHAT'S WRONG WITH
YOUR SYSTEM?
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295. A VIRUS IS PARASITING
MY HARD DRIVE.
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296. FILE NAME — ILoveYou. exe.
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297. DUDE, IT'S NOT A VIRUS.
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298. YOU'RE IN LOVE.
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299. PROCESSING INFORMATION.
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300. [ BONK! ]
TERMINOLOGY UNRECOGNIZED.
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301. DEFINE "LOVE."
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302. WELL, LOVE IS IN THE AIR.
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303. IT'S IN YOUR HEART,
IN THE EYES OF OTHERS.
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304. IT'S IN THE WAY PEOPLE TOUCH,
THE WAY PEOPLE TALK,
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305. AND IT'S ALL OVER
THE UNIVERSE.
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306. IF I UNDERSTAND YOU
CORRECTLY,
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307. YOU HAVE NARROWED
THE DEFINITION OF "LOVE"
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308. DOWN TO EVERYTHING
AND EVERYWHERE AND EVERYONE.
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309. [ BONK! ]
DOES NOT COMPUTE.
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310. MAYBE A SONG WOULD
HELP YOU UNDERSTAND.
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311. COME ON, MAN,
COUNT US IN!
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312. A, 1...
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313. A, 1-0...
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314. A, 1... 1-0...
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315. 1-1...
1-0-0 —
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316. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
NEVER MIND.
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317. LOVE. WHAT IS LOVE?
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318. YES, THAT WAS MY QUERY.
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319. WHAT IS LOVE?
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320. DOES IT FALL FROM ABOVE?
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321. WARNING —
CIRCULAR REFERENCE DETECTED.
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322. LOVE IS SCORING ZERO
IN A TENNIS GAME.
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323. STACKED-UP ERROR.
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324. PLEASE PRESS "RESTART".
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325. WHAT THE —
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326. I'M THE INTERNET!
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327. AAAAAH!
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328. WELL, DUH. YOU'RE ON
AN INTERNET-DATING SITE.
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329. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?
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330. GET OUT OF MY COMPUTER!
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331. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
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332. I AM LEGION!
I AM EVERYWHERE!
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333. YOU CAN'T CONTROL THE INTERNET!
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334. NO, BUT I CAN
CONTROL-ALT-DELETE IT.
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335. MOOOOOM!
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336. I GOT FRIEND-ZONED AGAIN!
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337. YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING
ON THIS EARTH.
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338. SOME MIGHT SAY
YOU'RE EXCESSIVE,
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339. BUT THEY DON'T KNOW HOW GLORIOUS
YOU ARE ON THE INSIDE.
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340. LAYER AFTER LAYER
REVEALS MORE SURPRISES.
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341. YOU ARE PRECIOUS.
YOU ARE BEAUTEOUS.
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342. YOU ARE PURE.
YOU DESERVE THIS LOVE.
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343. SO, DROP YOUR STUPID SANDWICH
AND GO TALK TO HER!
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344. KAREN?
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345. UH-HUH?
[ SPLAT! ]
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346. NOTHIN'.
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347. LOVE WAS ONCE
A MYSTERIOUS FORCE,
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348. UNDERSTOOD ONLY BY BIRDS
AND BEES,
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349. BUT TODAY, IT CAN BE EXPLAINED
BY SCIENCE.
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350. LOVE BEGINS WITH A VISUAL SIGNAL
RECEIVED BY THE EYES.
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351. THIS SIGNAL GOES DIRECTLY
TO THE STOMACH,
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352. CAUSING WHAT WE CALL IN
SCIENTIFIC TERMS "BUTTERFLIES."
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353. THE SIGNAL BOUNCES BACK, CAUSING
THE BODY TO GO INTO SHOCK.
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354. THE BODY THEN EXPERIENCES
A RISE IN TEMPERATURE,
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355. CAUSING THE PALMS OF THE HANDS
TO PERSPIRE.
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356. THE SHOCK EXTENDS TO
THE LOWER PARTS OF THE BODY,
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357. CAUSING A SYMPTOM KNOWN
AS JELLY LEGS.
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358. FINALLY,
THE SIGNAL REACHES THE BRAIN
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359. AND SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCES
ANY FORM OF COGNITIVE ABILITY.
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360. - AAH!
- AAH!
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361. OH. OH, WELL,
SCRATCH THAT.
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362. THERE ARE NO RULES TO LOVE,
SO LET'S JUST DANCE.
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363. MM.
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364. - MMM.
- MMM.
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365. OH, HEY.
HOW YOU DOING?
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366. OH, HEY, THERE.
I'M GOOD.
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367. LOOKIN' HOT.
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368. HEH, YEAH,
I GET THAT A LOT.
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369. YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING,
MAYBE WE COULD...
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370. "LOOKIN' HOT?"
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371. THAT'S LIKE ASKING SATURN
TO GIVE ME A RING.
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372. "WELL DONE, MOON."
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373. HEY.
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374. HEY, LISTEN...
ABOUT LAST NIGHT...
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375. WHAT, THAT "HOT" THING?
AH, FORGET IT.
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376. IT MADE MY DAY.
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377. GET IT?
"MADE MY DAY."
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378. OH, HEY, HEY.
OH, HI.
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379. UH, SAY, H-HAVE YOU
LOST WEIGHT?
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380. OH, WHAT, THIS?
NO, IT'S JUST,
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381. IF I STAND IN THE SHADOW
OF THE EARTH,
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382. IT'S KIND OF SLIMMING.
LOOK, SKINNY... CHUBBY!
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383. SKINNY! CHUBBY!
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384. OH, HEY, UH, I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU WANTED TO, YOU KNOW,
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385. COME HANG OUT ON THIS SIDE.
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386. AH, YEAH-HUH!
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387. SACRE BLEU!
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388. WHOOPS!
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389. I JUST FLOODED EUROPE.
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390. IT'S OKAY.
I'VE GOT A BETTER GAME.
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391. PEEKABOO!
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392. PEEKABOO!
PEEKABOO!
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393. PEEKABOO!
OH, THAT'S GOOD!
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394. PEEKABOO!
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395. AH-AH-CHOO!
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396. YOU LOVE DIVINE
THIS EVENING, DARLING.
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397. THANK YOU, SWEETHEART.
A TOAST TO OUR LOVE.
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398. AH.
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399. YEAH, OH.
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400. UH, WHAT DID YOU ORDER?
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401. SOUP DU JOUR.
AND YOU?
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402. SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS.
WOULD YOU CARE TO TRY SOME?
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403. MMM, DELICIOUS.
TRY SOME OF MINE.
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404. MMM, DELICIOUS.
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405. MM, MM.
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406. THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC NIGHT
OF MY LIFE.
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407. MMM.
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408. MMM.
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409. MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM-MMM.
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410. MMM-MMM.
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411. DESSERT, SIR?
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412. UH, JUST THE CHECK,
PLEASE.
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413. [ CRASH! ]
UNH!
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414. SO, BOBERT,
WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED ABOUT LOVE?
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415. - EH.
- EH.
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