1. OH, IS PENNY COMING OVER?Copy !req
2. NO. ARAN.Copy !req
3. - WHAT?
- ARAN.Copy !req
4. WHAT?Copy !req
5. ALAN.Copy !req
6. OH, BECAUSE YOU FEEL BADCopy !req
7. FOR CONSTANTLY BEING ANGRY
AT HIM FOR NO VALID REASON,Copy !req
8. LIKE WHEN WE DID
SECRET SANTA.Copy !req
9. COME ON.
IT WASN'T THAT BAD.Copy !req
10. GOSH DARN IT, MAN!Copy !req
11. - YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
- I LOVE IT!Copy !req
12. IT'S THOUGHTFUL, EXPENSIVE,Copy !req
13. AND IT MAKES MY PRESENT LOOK
LIKE SOMETHING A RAT WOULD BARF!Copy !req
14. IT WAS A PAIR
OF FINGERLESS GLOVESCopy !req
15. BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE FINGERS.Copy !req
16. BUT I JUST REALIZED YOU DON'T
HAVE HANDS, EITHER!Copy !req
17. AND, YES, THAT MAKES ME FEEL
EVEN WORSE!Copy !req
18. NAH, IT REALLY
WASN'T THAT BAD.Copy !req
19. DUDE, WHEN HE APOLOGIZED
FOR MAKING YOU FEEL BAD,Copy !req
20. YOU ROUNDHOUSE KICKED HIM.Copy !req
21. AND WHEN HE KINDLY SAID
NOT TO WORRY ABOUT ITCopy !req
22. BECAUSE HIS FATHER
IS A SURGEONCopy !req
23. SO HE WOULDN'T GET A SCAR,
YOU JUST —Copy !req
24. FINE, IT WAS QUITE BAD.Copy !req
25. BUT I'M NOT ANGRY AT HIM,
I'M ANGRY AT MYSELF.Copy !req
26. OKAY, I'M ALSO KIND OF
ANGRY AT HIMCopy !req
27. FOR MAKING FEEL BAD
ABOUT MYSELF.Copy !req
28. EITHER WAY,
I'M GONNA STUFFCopy !req
29. THIS PERFECT MEAL
INTO HIS PERFECT FACE!Copy !req
30. YOU KNOW, AS AN APOLOGY.Copy !req
31. HELLO?Copy !req
32. OH, OKAY, NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
33. 'CAUSE IT'S SOUNDED
QUITE SERIOUS.Copy !req
34. MAYBE ALAN'S NOT COMINGCopy !req
35. BECAUSE HE'S HAVING
TOO MUCH FUN SOMEWHERE ELSE.Copy !req
36. NO, AS I SAID, HIS MOM IS SICK
AND ALAN'S NOT —Copy !req
37. "READY FOR
AN AWESOME DAY OUT."Copy !req
38. OH, THAT COULD HAVE
BEEN TAKEN WEEKS AGO.Copy !req
39. UUUUGH!Copy !req
40. GAH!Copy !req
41. YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE THE GUY.
WHY DO YOU CARE?Copy !req
42. BECAUSE HE LIED ABOUT HIS MOM
TO GET OUT OF OUR DINNER!Copy !req
43. HE'S A TRAITOR!Copy !req
44. "AT JOYFUL BURGER"?Copy !req
45. ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING?Copy !req
46. THAT YOU'RE GONNA
CATCH HIM RED-HANDED.Copy !req
47. I WAS THINKING LUNCH,
BUT THAT'S A MUCH BETTER IDEA!Copy !req
48. OH, WE'RE TOO LATE.
THE SUSPECTS FLED.Copy !req
49. BUT WHERE TO?Copy !req
50. EXCUSE ME, LARRY.Copy !req
51. HAVE YOU SEEN A ROUND GUY
THAT'S BLUE?Copy !req
52. HE'S THIS HIGH
OR SOMETIMES THIS HIGH.Copy !req
53. OR THIS HIGH.Copy !req
54. EH, KIND OF DEPENDS
ON THE TEMPERATURE.Copy !req
55. MM-MN.Copy !req
56. EVIDENCE!Copy !req
57. GET AWAY
FROM MY CRIME SCENE!Copy !req
58. HMM.Copy !req
59. YOU CAN TELL
FROM THIS SPLATTER OF KETCHUPCopy !req
60. THAT THESE FRIES
WERE EATEN IN A HURRY.Copy !req
61. BUT WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
62. WHAT?Copy !req
63. ENHANCE IMAGE.Copy !req
64. ENHANCE IMAGE!Copy !req
65. SO, WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
66. LET'S JUST SAY
IT'S NOT RANCH DRESSING.Copy !req
67. LOOKS LIKE
THE FEELINGS OF GUILTCopy !req
68. GOT TOO MUCH
FOR ALAN'S WEAK STOMACH.Copy !req
69. EW!Copy !req
70. SO HE WENT FOR THE LIGHT
SALAD DRESSING INSTEAD.Copy !req
71. OH.Copy !req
72. YOU SERIOUSLY THOUGHT
I WOULD —Copy !req
73. WHAT? GROSS!Copy !req
74. OKAY, SO WHERE DID THEY GO
IN SUCH A HURRY?Copy !req
75. FREEZE!Copy !req
76. ENHANCE IMAGE.Copy !req
77. ZOOM IN ON THE EYE.Copy !req
78. LOOK, IN THE REFLECTION.Copy !req
79. THEY'RE GOING INTO
THE MOVIE THEATER!Copy !req
80. HOW DID YOU GUESS?Copy !req
81. DUDE,
I WAS LOOKING AT THEM.Copy !req
82. OH.Copy !req
83. HA.
LOOKS LIKE THIS BALLOON...Copy !req
84. UM, THIS BUBBLE...Copy !req
85. THIS, UM...Copy !req
86. THIS BALLOON'S BUBBLE IS...Copy !req
87. GOING...Copy !req
88. TO BURST.Copy !req
89. UH, NEARLY THERE.Copy !req
90. SOMETHING HOT AIR.Copy !req
91. FULL OF AIR!Copy !req
92. LOOKS LIKE
THIS BALLOON'S COVER IS BLOWN.Copy !req
93. AND THEN HE SAYS,
"PLEASE FORGIVE ME!"Copy !req
94. AND I SAY, "I'M SORRY,
FORGIVENESS ISN'T ON THE MENU.Copy !req
95. BUT THE CHEF RECOMMENDS
THE SWEET VENGEANCE!"Copy !req
96. AND THAT'S WHEN YOU THROW
THE MAPLE SYRUP.Copy !req
97. AND THEN I SAY, "DON'T WORRY,
THE TOPPING IS MUCH LIGHTER."Copy !req
98. AND THEN YOU THROW
THE FEATHERS.Copy !req
99. ISN'T THAT A LITTLE
OVER-THE-TOP?Copy !req
100. I DIDN'T SPEND AN HOUR PLUCKING
CHICKENS FOR YOU TO WUSS OUT.Copy !req
101. IT'S COMING BACK!
I'M STUCK!Copy !req
102. IT'S RIGHT BEHIND US!Copy !req
103. GET READY FOR JUSTICE,Copy !req
104. YOU LYING, BLOATED, EMPTY,
KNOTTED RUBBER SACK OF GAS.Copy !req
105. MAMA!Copy !req
106. OH, WAIT, WHAT?Copy !req
107. MY CHILD!Copy !req
108. DARWIN,
DO SOMETHING!Copy !req
109. OKAY, GUYS,
WHEN I EXPLAIN EVERYTHING,Copy !req
110. YOU'LL REALIZE THAT I AM
THE TRUE VICTIM HERE, OKAY?Copy !req
111. WAIT, WAIT, NO!
I'LL DO IT MYSELF!Copy !req
112. THANKS.Copy !req
113. MAYBE WE SHOULD
JUST GIVE UP.
ARE YOU KIDDING?Copy !req
114. HE'S MANIPULATED
AND TRICKED USCopy !req
115. WITH NO RESPECT
FOR OUR FEELINGS.Copy !req
116. ALL THIS TO SETTLE A SCORE
WITH ME BECAUSE HE'S JEALOUSCopy !req
117. OF SOMEONE ELSE BEING SO
COMFORTABLE IN THEIR OWN SKIN.Copy !req
118. THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE ALAN.
IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU.Copy !req
119. THERE THEY ARE!Copy !req
120. QUICK,
GIVE ME A QUARTER!
WHY?Copy !req
121. IF I CAN PIERCE
THEIR GAS TANK,Copy !req
122. IT WILL LEAVE A TRAIL
THAT WILL LEAD RIGHT TO THEM.Copy !req
123. ALL I HAVE TO DO
IS THROW THE COINCopy !req
124. SO IT BOUNCES OFF
THE LAMP POST,Copy !req
125. THEN DEFLECTS OFF THE GROUND
AND INTO THE TANK —Copy !req
126. OH, THEY'VE JUST STOPPED
AT THE PARK.Copy !req
127. OH, NO,
THEY'VE ALREADY LEFT.Copy !req
128. HMM.Copy !req
129. SO WHERE DID THEY GO?
I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
130. THOSE GUYS FLOAT,
THE DON'T LEAVE TRACKS.Copy !req
131. THEN WHAT WAS THAT
ALL ABOUT?Copy !req
132. EH, IT'S JUST
A BIT OF BREAD.Copy !req
133. SO THEY MUST HAVE COME HERE
TO FEED THE DUCKS.Copy !req
134. SO ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS INTERROGATE THE DUCKSCopy !req
135. TO KNOW
WHERE ALAN WENT NEXT.Copy !req
136. YOU CAN SPEAK ANIMAL.Copy !req
137. MM-HMM.Copy !req
138. HMM.Copy !req
139. SO, WHAT ARE THEY
SAYING?Copy !req
140. BREAD, BREAD, BREAD.
BREAD, BREAD, BREAD, BREAD.Copy !req
141. BREAD, BREAD, BREAD.Copy !req
142. WAIT, HOLD ON.Copy !req
143. NO, HE SAID,
"BREAD."Copy !req
144. WHAT?Copy !req
145. UH, HEY, I DON'T KNOW,
I JUST EXPECTED YOU TO —Copy !req
146. OOF!Copy !req
147. NOOO!Copy !req
148. WE'VE LOST THEM!Copy !req
149. WAIT, THE STAIRS!Copy !req
150. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
151. YOU GOT BUSTED!Copy !req
152. YOU GOT BUSTED!Copy !req
153. YOU BOT GUSTED!Copy !req
154. Oh, dagnabbit,
I messed it up.Copy !req
155. WHAT?
EVERYONE THINKS
YOU'RE SO PERFECT,Copy !req
156. SO I INVITED YOU OVER TO MAKE UP
FOR THE WAY I TREATED YOU,Copy !req
157. BUT TO AVOID
HANGING OUT WITH ME,Copy !req
158. YOU LIED ABOUT
YOUR MOTHER BEING IIIILL.Copy !req
159. BUT MY MOM IS ILL.Copy !req
160. OR MAYBE
SHE'S JUST EXHAUSTEDCopy !req
161. FROM ALL THE FUN
SHE'S BEEN HAVING TODAY.Copy !req
162. STOP PRETENDING!Copy !req
163. HEY!Copy !req
164. THAT WAS
MY UNCLE PHIL!Copy !req
165. ALAN, WHAT'S REALLY
GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
166. THE REASON WE'RE HERE IS
BECAUSE MY MOM IS HAVINGCopy !req
167. A FLATULUM TRANSPLANT
TODAY.Copy !req
168. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
169. THE FLATULUM IS AN ORGAN
ONLY BALLOONS POSSESS.Copy !req
170. WE EACH HAVE TWO.Copy !req
171. THEY REGULATE THE AIR FLOW
THROUGH OUR BALLOON KNOTS.Copy !req
172. SHE COULDN'T FIND
A COMPATIBLE DONOR,Copy !req
173. SO I DECIDED TO GIVE HER
ONE OF MINE.Copy !req
174. SHE'S SCARED OF THE HOSPITAL,
SO MY DAD AND I WANTEDCopy !req
175. TO GIVE HER THE BEST DAY
POSSIBLE BEFORE HER OPERATION.Copy !req
176. WE TOOK HER
TO JOYFUL BURGERCopy !req
177. BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE
SHE MET MY DAD.Copy !req
178. THEN WE TOOK HER
TO THE CINEMA,Copy !req
179. BECAUSE SHE USED TO DREAM
OF BEING AN ACTRESSCopy !req
180. BEFORE SHE DECIDED
TO DEVOTE HER LIFE TO CHARITY.Copy !req
181. THEN WE TOOK HER
TO THE PARK,Copy !req
182. BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE SHE USED TO
TAKE ME AS A CHILD.Copy !req
183. HAPPIER TIMES.Copy !req
184. I'M SORRY I BAILED ON OUR MEAL,
GUMBALL, BUT SHE NEEDED ME.Copy !req
185. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
186. WE'RE DIGGING A HOLE
SO WE CAN WALLOW ON OUR SHAME.Copy !req
187. BEFORE YOU DO,
CAN I ASK FOR SOME HELP?Copy !req
188. YES! ANYTHING!Copy !req
189. YOU SEE,
MY DAD'S A SURGEONCopy !req
190. AND WAS DUE
TO PERFORM THE OPERATION,Copy !req
191. BUT YOU KNOCKED HIM OUT WHEN YOU
BURST THROUGH THAT DOOR.Copy !req
192. IT WOULD BE
REALLY HELPFUL IF —Copy !req
193. SAY NO MORE,
MY FRIEND!Copy !req
194. WE'LL PERFORM THE OPERATION,
AND WE'LL SAVE YOUR MOTHER!Copy !req
195. NO, I MEANT, YOU COULD JUST
GO DOWN THE CORRIDORCopy !req
196. AND FIND ANOTHER SURGEON
THAT WOULD —Copy !req
197. SERIOUSLY!Copy !req
198. THERE'S MEDICALLY QUALIFIED
PROFESSIONALS ALL OV —Copy !req
199. SHH!Copy !req
200. IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
201. WE'VE GOT THIS.Copy !req
202. AAH!Copy !req
203. SORRY, UNCLE PHIL.Copy !req
204. OKAY... FLATULUM TRANSPLANT.Copy !req
205. ANY IDEAS?Copy !req
206. TRY THIS —
"ELMORE BIOLOGY."Copy !req
207. AH, BALLOONS.Copy !req
208. THERE!
FLATULUM TRANSPLANT.Copy !req
209. OKAY.
OHH, NOT OKAY.Copy !req
210. LOOK TO YOUR LEFT.
THERE SHOULD BE A GLAND.Copy !req
211. MM, NO.Copy !req
212. OKAY...
LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT.Copy !req
213. NNNOPE.
WHAT CAN YOU SEE?Copy !req
214. NOTHING.
THIS GUY'S FULL OF AIR.Copy !req
215. LET ME LOOK.Copy !req
216. OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
217. ALL HIS ORGANS
ARE MADE OF AIR.Copy !req
218. JUST GRAB ANYTHING,Copy !req
219. IT WILL PROBABLY BE
THE FLATULUM.Copy !req
220. UHHHHH... NO.Copy !req
221. IT'S ALL INVISIBLE!Copy !req
222. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO
DO THIS OPERA—Copy !req
223. AAH! HE'S GUSHING AIR
EVERYWHERE!Copy !req
224. HERE,
GRAB THE FLATULUM!Copy !req
225. DONE!Copy !req
226. [ SPLAT! ]
AAH!Copy !req
227. QUICK!
WE'RE LOSING HIM!Copy !req
228. GIVE HIM C.P.R.!Copy !req
229. IT'S NOT WORKING!Copy !req
230. THEN TRY
SOMETHING ELSE!Copy !req
231. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
232. I THINK THE ANESTHETIC'S
WORN OFF.Copy !req
233. HOW CAN YOU TELL?Copy !req
234. MY INSIDES ARE POURING OUT!Copy !req
235. WHAT DO WE DO?
WHAT DO WE DO?Copy !req
236. AAH!Copy !req
237. AAH!Copy !req
238. OKAY, NOW LOOK
FOR HIS FLATULUM.Copy !req
239. [ SQUISH! ]
AAH! FOUND IT.Copy !req
240. THEN SCRAP IT OFF YOUR SHOE
AND PREPARE FOR SURGERY!Copy !req
241. SCALPEL.Copy !req
242. FORCEPS.Copy !req
243. MAYONNAISE.Copy !req
244. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
245. [ CHOMP! ]
MMM!
THAT'S REALLY GOOD.Copy !req
246. UH, WHA—
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
247. HAVING LUNCH. THE OPERATION WAS
A COMPLETE SUCCESS.Copy !req
248. Dude, weren't you
wearing a watch?Copy !req
249. GUYS, PLEASE —
HOW IS MY MOM?Copy !req
250. ASK HER YOURSELF.Copy !req
251. MOM!Copy !req
252. THANK YOU, GUMBALL,
FOR SAVING MY MOTHER.Copy !req
253. EH.Copy !req
254. YES, THANK YOU.Copy !req
255. WHAT THE? IS SHE TALKING
OUT OF HER BACKSIDE NOW?Copy !req
256. OH, NOTHING'S EVER
GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU,Copy !req
257. IS IT, MR. PERFECT?Copy !req
258. SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE
A SURGEON'S LICENSE?Copy !req
259. OH, BUT PLEASE,
JUDGE AWAY.Copy !req
260. LOOKING DOWN
FROM YOUR HIGH HORSE,Copy !req
261. MAKING EVERYONE
FEEL LIKE —Copy !req
262. IT'S LUNCHTIME.Copy !req
263. THAT'S NOT
WHAT I ASKED FOR.Copy !req
264. NOT IN THE MOOD
FOR BANANA.Copy !req
265. POTATO, PLEASE, CAN HAVE.Copy !req
266. UGH.Copy !req
267. AAH!Copy !req
268. OH, SORRY.Copy !req
269. YOU DON'T LIKE THE CRUSTS,
DO YOU?Copy !req
270. AAH!Copy !req
271. NOT IN THE MOOD
FOR SANDWICH.Copy !req
272. YOU EAT IT.Copy !req
273. MMM. PERFECT!Copy !req
274. TRY SOME.
MOVE.Copy !req
275. My lunch.
HERE, CARMEN.Copy !req
276. YOU CAN HAVE MINE.
WAIT.Copy !req
277. ARE YOU SHARING WITH HER?Copy !req
278. OF COURSE.Copy !req
279. THERE'S
NO GREATER HAPPINESSCopy !req
280. THAN SHARING
WITH YOUR SWEETHEART.Copy !req
281. I DON'T GET IT.Copy !req
282. THEN MAYBE IT'S NOT JUST
YOUR STOMACH THAT'S EMPTY.Copy !req
283. ARE YOU SAYING
I'VE GOT AN EMPTY HEAD?Copy !req
284. [ High-pitched voice ] NO!
I MEANT YOUR HEART! YOUR HEART!Copy !req
285. WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
MY HEART?Copy !req
286. I MEAN,
MAYBE YOU'D FEEL BETTERCopy !req
287. IF YOU FOUND SOMEONE
TO SHARE THINGS WITH.Copy !req
288. Well played.
You made her think.Copy !req
289. That buys us some time
to escape.Copy !req
290. THAT WAS WAY MORE TIME
THAN WE NEEDED.Copy !req
291. I NEED A SWEETHEART.Copy !req
292. DUDE, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?Copy !req
293. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST RUN?Copy !req
294. I THOUGHT SHE SAID,
"I NEED TO SWEAT HARD."Copy !req
295. LIKE AT THE GYM
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
296. BUT WHY DID YOU SAY NOTHING
WHEN SHE ASKED YOU OUT?Copy !req
297. BECAUSE, WHEN A GORILLA
CHARGES YOU,Copy !req
298. YOU STAY STILL
AND SAY NOTHING.Copy !req
299. I SAW IT ON TV.Copy !req
300. DUDE, SHE'S NOT A GORILLA.Copy !req
301. WHAT IS SHE, THEN?Copy !req
302. SHE'S YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
303. YOU GET THAT "DUN-DUN-DA!"
IT'S USUALLY NOT A GOOD SIGN.Copy !req
304. IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
305. I'LL JUST RIDE OUT THE STORM
AND SAY NOTHING.Copy !req
306. TRUST ME, MAN —Copy !req
307. YOU NEED TO RUB YOURSELF
WITH GARLIC.Copy !req
308. SHE'S NOT A VAMPIRE.Copy !req
309. YEAH, BUT IT WOULD STILL KEEP
MOST PEOPLE AWAY.Copy !req
310. UHH!
OKAY, RULE ONE —Copy !req
311. IF YOU IGNORE ME
OR BREAK UP WITH ME,Copy !req
312. THERE WILL BE
SERIOUS CONSEQUENCESCopy !req
313. INVOLVING YOU, ME, A SPOON,
AND A SALTSHAKER.Copy !req
314. OH, BY THE WAY, I GOT YOU
A PRESENT TO CELEBRATE OUR LOVE.Copy !req
315. MY PRESENT TO YOU
IS A PRESENT FOR ME.Copy !req
316. I'VE GIVEN YOU
THE GIFT OF GIVING.Copy !req
317. NOW HAND IT OVER!Copy !req
318. PERFUME?Copy !req
319. ARE YOU SAYING I SMELL BAD?Copy !req
320. GOSH DARN IT!Copy !req
321. SORRY, HONEY.Copy !req
322. LOST MY TEMPER THERE
FOR A SECOND.Copy !req
323. SEE YOU AT LUNCH.Copy !req
324. AAH!Copy !req
325. UGH.Copy !req
326. WANT TO SHARE GUMBALL'S LUNCH
WITH ME, SWEETHEART?Copy !req
327. HEY, JAMIE, IF A COCONUT
HAS BOTH HAIR AND MILK,Copy !req
328. WHY ISN'T IT CLASSIFIED
AS A MAMMAL?Copy !req
329. UH...Copy !req
330. SO, DARWIN, WHY DON'T WE GET
SOME MORE FOOD IN THE BASEMENT?Copy !req
331. CLIP-CLOP! CLIP-CLOP!
CLIP-CLOP! CLIP-CLOP!Copy !req
332. WERE YOU JUST GONNA SIT
IN SILENCE UP THERE?Copy !req
333. WHY AREN'T YOU
SAYING ANYTHING?
SIMPLE.Copy !req
334. HER PROBLEM IS THAT
SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND LOVE.Copy !req
335. SO THE BEST THING TO DO
IS TO WAIT QUIETLYCopy !req
336. UNTIL SHE WORKS IT OUT
FOR HERSELF.Copy !req
337. BUT, DUDE,
YOU'RE ENCOURAGING HER.Copy !req
338. COULD YOU AT LEAST
LOOK LESS ADORABLE?Copy !req
339. SOMETHING MORE LIKE THIS.Copy !req
340. YOU KNOW
I CAN ONLY LOOK ADORABLE.Copy !req
341. IT'S MY CURSE.Copy !req
342. SEE?Copy !req
343. NIPPLES!
WHAT?Copy !req
344. A COCONUT HAS MILK,
BUT IT DOESN'T HAVE NIPPLES,Copy !req
345. WHICH MEANS
IT'S NOT A MAMMAL.Copy !req
346. IT'S A HAIRY MILK CARTON
FROM A TREE.Copy !req
347. Wow.Copy !req
348. COULD WE GET
SOME PRIVACY?Copy !req
349. WE'RE HAVING
A ROMANTIC MEAL HERE.Copy !req
350. YEAH, I KNOW.
IT'S MINE.Copy !req
351. LOOK, IF YOU DON'T
GET OUT OF HERE,Copy !req
352. THERE WILL BE
SERIOUS CONSEQUENCESCopy !req
353. INVOLVING YOU, ME, AN ELECTRIC
FAN, AND A PAIR OF DICE.Copy !req
354. YOU... DICE.Copy !req
355. TO THINK WE'VE ONLY
BEEN TOGETHER FOR A DAY.Copy !req
356. IT TAKES SOME COUPLES YEARSCopy !req
357. TO HAVE THE KIND OF LONG,
COMFORTABLE SILENCESCopy !req
358. WE HAVE WHEN WE'RE ALONE.Copy !req
359. YOU RE NOT ALONE.Copy !req
360. AND THIS ISN'T
EXACTLY COMFORTABLE.Copy !req
361. WHAT DID I TELL YOU?Copy !req
362. Benches don't talk.Copy !req
363. HEY, GUYS.Copy !req
364. SO, HOW LONG
HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?
WHAT?Copy !req
365. NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION,
YOU FROZEN FREAK!Copy !req
366. DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU MESS WITH MY MAN?Copy !req
367. I THINK
YOU MIGHT BE OVERREACTING.Copy !req
368. I'LL SHOW YOU OVERREACTING!Copy !req
369. EWW!Copy !req
370. WHO DOES THAT?Copy !req
371. THAT LOOKS
PRETTY GORILLA-ISH TO ME.Copy !req
372. DUDE, SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND.Copy !req
373. DO SOMETHING!Copy !req
374. LOOK, IF YOU DON'T WANT
TO TALK,Copy !req
375. HOW ABOUT YOU
JUST USE BODY LANGUAGE?Copy !req
376. IT'S EASY.Copy !req
377. I... DON'T...Copy !req
378. LOVE... YOU!Copy !req
379. I RESPECT YOU AS A PERSONCopy !req
380. AND HOPE WE CAN BE FRIENDS
IN THE FUTURE.Copy !req
381. GOODBYE! GOODBYE!
GOODBYE!Copy !req
382. UH —Copy !req
383. UH, YOU GOT
A BIT OF YELLOW ON YOU.Copy !req
384. NO, ON YOUR HAND.Copy !req
385. RIGHT.Copy !req
386. I'LL JUST, UM, G-GO SCRAPE SARAH
OFF THAT, UH, GENERAL AREACopy !req
387. AND TAKE HER
TO THE INFIRMARY.Copy !req
388. NOW I CAN SEE WHY YOU GUYS
DON'T WANT TO GO TO GYM CLASS.Copy !req
389. YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT SHE DOES
WITH A LACROSSE STICK.Copy !req
390. WAIT, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
391. YOU FORGOT
YOUR GYM-DODGING KIT.Copy !req
392. THANKS. THE LESS INTERACTION
WITH HER, THE BETTER.Copy !req
393. WHO IS SHE?
YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER-IN-LAW.Copy !req
394. REALLY?Copy !req
395. DARWIN!Copy !req
396. M-M-M-ME!
WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
397. AY-YI-YI!Copy !req
398. WHIRR.Copy !req
399. AH!Copy !req
400. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
401. ARE YOU DONE?
ALMOST.Copy !req
402. BLAR!Copy !req
403. KEE-COO-COO-KAH!Copy !req
404. I NEED TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.Copy !req
405. HELLO, YOUNG LADY.
I'M DARWIN'S FATHER.Copy !req
406. LISTEN,
I JUST WANTED TO SAY —Copy !req
407. NO, YLISTEN TO ME,
MISTER.Copy !req
408. I DON'T CARE THAT YOU
DISAPPROVE OF OUR LOVE!Copy !req
409. YOU CAN'T STOP US
FROM SEEING EACH OTHER!Copy !req
410. WHAT?
"WHAT?"WHAT?"Copy !req
411. YOU FIND THIS
HARD TO SWALLOW?Copy !req
412. THEN I HAVE PLENTY MORE
WHERE THAT CAME FROM.Copy !req
413. HOW COULD YOU LET THAT
HAPPEN TO YOUR OWN FATHERCopy !req
414. AND SAY NOTHING?Copy !req
415. I MEAN,
IF SHE WERE A FOOD,Copy !req
416. THERE WOULD BE A LABEL ON HER
SAYING, "CONTAINS NUT."Copy !req
417. IF SHE WERE AN ANIMAL,
SHE'D BE A "CRA-FISH"!Copy !req
418. IF SHE WERE A BIRD, HER SONG
WOULD GO, "CUCKOO! CUCKOO!"Copy !req
419. THERE'S A MESSAGE IN THERE
FOR YOU ABOUT YOUR DAD.Copy !req
420. "SOR-REE."Copy !req
421. HAS SHE GONE?
UH-HUH.Copy !req
422. AND IF HER SPELLING
WERE BETTER,Copy !req
423. SHE COULD HAVE SPARED
ONE OF YOU.Copy !req
424. WHOA. SHE EVEN LEFT A KISS
NEXT TO IT.Copy !req
425. WHO KISSES LIKE THAT?Copy !req
426. IT'S LIKE
A RAP-STAR SNARL.Copy !req
427. MWAH!Copy !req
428. DUDE, FOR THE SAKE
OF EVERYONE'S SAFETY,Copy !req
429. CAN YOU PLEASE TALK TO HER
AND PUT AN END TO THIS?Copy !req
430. MNH-MNH.Copy !req
431. PLEASE!
NO.Copy !req
432. PLEASE! PLEASE!
NO. NO.Copy !req
433. PLEASE! PLEASE!
NO. NO.Copy !req
434. PLEASE! PLEASE!
NO. NO.Copy !req
435. NO.
PLEASE.Copy !req
436. BUMMER.
USUALLY WORKS ON TV.Copy !req
437. DARWIN! WHY AREN'T
YOU SITTING NEXT TO ME?Copy !req
438. HE IS NEXT TO YOU.Copy !req
439. BUT HE'S ALSO NEXT
TO YOU.Copy !req
440. SO?
SO...Copy !req
441. I'M TIRED OF HAVING
TO SHARE MY BOYFRIENDCopy !req
442. WITH HIS OTHER BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
443. WAIT, THERE'S A BIG DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN A BOYFRIENDCopy !req
444. AND A FRIEND WHO'S A BOY,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
445. NOT TO ME.Copy !req
446. DARWIN, DO YOU REALIZE
HOW THIS MAKES ME FEEL?Copy !req
447. THEN I'LL SHOW YOU.Copy !req
448. GUMBALL, FROM NOW ON,
YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND, TOO.Copy !req
449. YOU MAY NOW
KISS THE BRIDES.Copy !req
450. YOU ALREADY HAVE A JOB!Copy !req
451. YOUR JOB
IS TO LOOK AFTER THE KIDS!Copy !req
452. DO YOU, UH,
NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT?Copy !req
453. YOU LOOK OLDER.Copy !req
454. DON'T SAY ANYTHING.Copy !req
455. SHE HAS TO WORK IT OUT
FOR HERSELF.Copy !req
456. OKAY, I'LL JUST RUN.Copy !req
457. NO!
DON'T DO ANYTHING EITHER!Copy !req
458. JUST ST—Copy !req
459. AAH!Copy !req
460. GUMBALL!Copy !req
461. COME BACK HERE!Copy !req
462. I'LL MAKE IT ROMANTIC FOR YOU.Copy !req
463. AAH!Copy !req
464. LOOK. CANDLES.Copy !req
465. NOW GIVE ME YOUR HEART.Copy !req
466. AAH!Copy !req
467. WAIT!
HOW ABOUT SOME MUSIC?Copy !req
468. SO CUTE.Copy !req
469. COME BACK!
I WROTE YOU A POEM!Copy !req
470. ROSES ARE RED.
VIOLETS ARE BLUE.Copy !req
471. YOU ARE SO CUTE,
I COULD JUST EAT YOU.Copy !req
472. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
473. I BAKED YOU A CAKE.Copy !req
474. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
475. IT'S DELICIOUS!Copy !req
476. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
477. AM I NOT PRETTY ENOUGH
FOR YOU?Copy !req
478. AAH!Copy !req
479. IS THIS BETTER?Copy !req
480. DO YOU LIKE MY DRESS?Copy !req
481. IS IT THE COLOR?Copy !req
482. WAIT!
I GOT YOU A PRESENT!Copy !req
483. NO!Copy !req
484. HELLO, BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
485. I HOPE YOU'RE READY
FOR YOUR SPECIAL PRESENT.Copy !req
486. SOMEBODY!
DARWI-I-I-N!Copy !req
487. HERE IT COMES!Copy !req
488. WHAT DO YOU WANT
FROM ME?Copy !req
489. UH...Copy !req
490. AAH!
I CAN'T DO THIS.Copy !req
491. I CAN'T FORCE YOU
TO BE MY BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
492. THAT'S NOT HOW LOVE WORKS.Copy !req
493. OKAY,
SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA —Copy !req
494. I'M NOT DONE YET!Copy !req
495. IF YOU WANT TO BE
IN A RELATIONSHIP,Copy !req
496. THERE HAS TO BE
A MUTUAL BOND OF TRUST.Copy !req
497. OKAY, SO —
THERE'S MORE!Copy !req
498. LOVE IS
NOT SOMETHING YOU TAKE.Copy !req
499. IT'S SOMETHING YOU EARN.Copy !req
500. I'M DONE NOW!Copy !req
501. OKAY, OKAY!
GOOD!Copy !req
502. I... ONLY HAVE
ONE QUESTION, THOUGH —Copy !req
503. WHAT WERE YOU GONNA DO
WITH THE FAN AND THE DICE?
NOTHING.Copy !req
504. I KNOW PEOPLE IMAGINE
WAY SCARIER STUFFCopy !req
505. THAN ANYTHING
I COULD THINK OF,Copy !req
506. SO I JUST CHUCK
ANY TWO WORDS TOGETHER.Copy !req
507. YOU, ME, A JUG OF GRAVY,
AND AN UMBRELLA...Copy !req
508. A FLAN
AND A FRENCH HORN...Copy !req
509. A FEATHER DUSTER
AND A PACK OF MINI-PIZZAS.Copy !req
510. STOP!Copy !req
511. STOP! JAMIE!Copy !req
512. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!Copy !req
513. LOVE IS
NOT SOMETHING YOU TAKE.Copy !req
514. IT'S SOMETHING YOU EARN.Copy !req
515. YOU THINK I'M STUPID?Copy !req
516. YOU THINK
I DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE IS?Copy !req
517. HYAH!Copy !req
518. YOU KNOW, DUDE,
ALL YOU HAD TO DOCopy !req
519. WAS KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
AND SAY NOTHING.Copy !req