1. DON'T DO IT!Copy !req
2. I JUST NEED ONE,
MAN.Copy !req
3. JUST ONE VIDEO.
JUST LET ME HIT ONE.Copy !req
4. NO! YOU'LL END UP DISAPPEARING
DOWN THE ELMORE 1 STREAM HOLE.Copy !req
5. THERE'S NO KNOWING
HOW MANY PRECIOUS HOURSCopy !req
6. YOU'LL LOSE
WATCHING IDIOTIC ONLINE VIDEOS.Copy !req
7. SO JUST BACK AWAY
FROM THE P.C.Copy !req
8. DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!Copy !req
9. I'LL DO IT!
I'LL CLICK!Copy !req
10. DON'T!Copy !req
11. JUST STAY CALM.Copy !req
12. TAKE YOUR HANDS
AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD.Copy !req
13. NOW SLOWLY WALK AWAY
FROM THE COMPUTER.Copy !req
14. NOW, TURN AROUND.Copy !req
15. NICE AND EASY.Copy !req
16. DON'T!
YOU GOT TOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!Copy !req
17. YOU GOT FAMILY, RIGHT?
UH-HUH.Copy !req
18. YOU GOT FRIENDS, YEAH?
UH-HUH.Copy !req
19. YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND,
TOO.Copy !req
20. THEN WHY WASTE YOUR LIFE ONLINE
LIKE THIS?Copy !req
21. I'VE GONE TOO FAR.Copy !req
22. IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME.
IT'S TOO LATE.Copy !req
23. IT IS NEVER TOO LATE
TO CHOOSE LIFE...Copy !req
24. INSTEAD OF THE INTERNET.Copy !req
25. JUST DROP THE MOUSE.Copy !req
26. YOU GOT TOO MUCH
TO LIVE FOR!Copy !req
27. DROP THE MOUSE!
DROP THE MOUSE!Copy !req
28. DROP IT! DROP IT NOW!
DROP IT!Copy !req
29. OKAY, OKAY!Copy !req
30. NOOOOOO!Copy !req
31. WELL,
I GUESS ONE'S OKAY.Copy !req
32. "WILLIAM EXAM FAIL."Copy !req
33. HA! CHECK THIS OUT.Copy !req
34. YOU CAN TURN OVER
YOUR TEST PAPER NOW.Copy !req
35. OH, SORRY,
WILLIAM. HERE.Copy !req
36. OKAY, JUST ONE MORE.Copy !req
37. DAH, HELLO!Copy !req
38. TODAY I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO GET
RID OF THOSE PESKY BLEMISHES.Copy !req
39. DAH!Copy !req
40. FIRST,
YOU NEED A LITTLE FOUNDATION.Copy !req
41. AAAAAH!Copy !req
42. GOOD. NOW DETRACT FROM THE
BLEMISHES, ACCENT YOUR EYES.Copy !req
43. NOW, AS A DISTRACTION FROM
YOUR BIG EYEBROWS, BIG EYES!Copy !req
44. FINISHING TOUCH — LIPSTICK!Copy !req
45. SO, THERE IT IS, GUYS.
MAKEUP CAN FIX EVERYTHING.Copy !req
46. BUT REMEMBER
THAT REAL BEAUTY LIES WITHIN.Copy !req
47. AAAAAH!Copy !req
48. I WAS NOMINATED
BY MY FRIEND GUMBALLCopy !req
49. FOR THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE
TO BE ON —Copy !req
50. COMMUNICATION ERROR.Copy !req
51. YOU ARE NOT FRIENDS
WITH GUMBALL.Copy !req
52. TO BE HONEST,
I THINK IT'S BETTER TO JUSTCopy !req
53. GIVE TO THE CAUSE WITHOUT DOING
THE CHALLENGE, BUT —Copy !req
54. LOGIC ERROR.
WHY ARE YOU DOING IT, THEN?Copy !req
55. WHAT'S THE HARM
IN HAVING A LITTLE FUNCopy !req
56. WHILE HELPING OTHERS?Copy !req
57. ANYWAY, THE KNOWLEDGE
THAT I'M DOING MY BITCopy !req
58. FOR THOSE LESS FORTUNATE
THAN ME WILL KEEP ME WARM.Copy !req
59. NEGATIVE —
ALTRUISTIC AID OF OTHERSCopy !req
60. WILL PROVIDE
ZERO INSULATION.Copy !req
61. OKAY, YOU KNOW, BOBERT,Copy !req
62. SOMETIMES YOU CAN BE
A LITTLE TOO LITERAL, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
63. JUST POUR THE ICE BUCKET,
PLEASE.Copy !req
64. I NOMINATE TOBIAS,
DARWIN, AND —Copy !req
65. TOBIAS, DARWIN, AND —Copy !req
66. DARWIN, AND —Copy !req
67. DARWIN, AND —Copy !req
68. DARWIN, AND —Copy !req
69. DARWIN, AND —Copy !req
70. DARWIN, AND —Copy !req