1. IN AN AGE LONG FORGOTTEN,
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OF AN UNSUNG HERO —
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3. SOME CALL HIM THE COUCH-CRUSHER.
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4. TO OTHERS, HE'S KNOWN SIMPLY
AS THE ONCOMING WIND.
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5. BUT TO A SPECIAL FEW,
HE'S KNOWN AS...
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6. DAD!
DAD! DAD!
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7. WAKE UP!
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8. UGH!
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9. MY ARMS ARE TOO SHORT
TO REACH A NERVE.
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10. WHY DO WE WANT TO
WAKE HIM UP ANYWAY?
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11. BECAUSE...
[ POP! ]
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12. IT'S COMPLETELY UNFAIR
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13. THAT HE GETS
TO VEG OUT ALL DAY
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TO SCHOOL!
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15. HMM!
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16. IF YOU WANT HIM
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17. YOU HAVE TO USE
THE MAGIC WORD.
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18. "PLEASE"?
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19. NO, "BACON."
YES!
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20. COME ON, GUYS, YOU'RE GONNA BE
LATE FOR SCHOOL.
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23. HE HAS A VERY IMPORTANT
LIST OF CHORES
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24. TO DO WHILE I'M AT WORK.
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25. "GET MAYO"?
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26. WHERE'S THE REST
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27. WELL, I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM
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28. MAKE IT DOWN TO 2,
SO, EH...
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29. HEY! IT'S NOT AS EASY
AS IT LOOKS!
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31. PLEASE BE CAREFUL,
O FATHER,
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32. ON THIS DANGEROUS
AND MIGHTY QUEST.
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33. THANK YOU!
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34. I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.
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35. THANK YOU?
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36. NEVER MIND.
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37. HMM!
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38. AND THUS BEGINS
OUR HERO'S QUEST.
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39. HE SHALL NOT REST
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40. WITH THE SACRED SAUCE.
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41. OR MAYBE HE SHALL
QUICKLY REST
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42. FOR A LITTLE BIT,
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43. THEN GO ON HIS QUEST
FOR THE SACRED SAUCE!
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44. LET THE QUEST BEGIN!
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45. UGH!
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46. I SHOULD HAVE PUT
THE PANTS ON FIRST.
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47. OH, FORGET IT!
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48. COVER YOUR EYES,
MARGARET.
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49. THE NEIGHBOR'S GOING
TO THE STORE AGAIN.
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50. ONWARD, CARTAX!
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51. AND SO OUR HERO
BEGINS HIS JOURNEY
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52. THROUGH THE PERILOUS KINGDOM
OF ELMORE.
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53. GO, CARTAX, GO!
YEAH!
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54. GO! GO!
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55. AFTER MANY MILES,
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56. OUR WARRIOR REACHES
THE TERRITORY
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57. OF THE ORACLE OF SUBURBIA.
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58. WHAT IS IT, CARTAX?
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59. YOUR HAZARD LIGHTS ARE ON.
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60. IS THERE DANGER AHEAD?
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61. AAGH!
WHO GOES THERE?
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62. WHERE ARE YOU?
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63. DOWN HERE.
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64. TURN BACK OR PERISH!
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65. YOU QUEST FOR MAYO
IS DOOMED!
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66. HOW DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT MY QUEST?
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67. UNDERPANTS
DON'T HAVE POCKETS.
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68. BUT I CAN ALSO READ YOUR FUTURE,
ROTUND WARRIOR.
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69. I WILL LET YOU SEE IT —
AT A COST.
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70. NAME YOUR PRICE,
TROLL THING.
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71. I KNOW ALMOST EVERYTHING.
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72. APART FROM THIS —
WHAT DOES "L.O.L." MEAN?
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73. I KEEP GETTING IT
IN MESSAGES
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74. AND WANT TO USE IT MYSELF
TO FEEL COOL,
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75. BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT MEANS.
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76. UH, IT MEANS...
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77. LOTS OF LOVE?
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78. THANK YOU.
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79. "DEAR MASTER
OF THE DARK ARTS,
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80. SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT
YOUR MOTHER, L.O.L."
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81. NOW KNEEL BEFORE ME!
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82. MANY OF ELMORE'S
UNEMPLOYED HEROES
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83. WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET
AND NEVER CAME BACK.
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84. YOU DON'T MEAN...
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85. YES, THEY GOT HIRED
AND NOW WORK THERE.
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86. I DO NOT SCARE SO EASILY,
GOBLIN HEAD!
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87. FOR I AM
TOTALLY UNEMPLOYABLE!
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88. THEN MAY THE SPIRITS BE WITH YOU
ON YOUR JOURNEY,
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89. DESTROYER OF BURGERS.
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90. MASTER OF THE DARK ARTS.
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91. UGH, BUMMER.
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92. IF YOU WISH TO PASS
THE GATES OF OLD,
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93. YOU MUST FIRST CROSS OUR PALMS
WITH GOLD.
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94. WHAT?
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95. WE BE THE TROLLS
OF THIS TOLL BOOTH.
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96. PAY FOR YOUR PASSAGE
OR LOSE A TOOTH!
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97. STILL DON'T GET IT.
ARE YOU SPEAKING ENGLISH?
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98. UGH!
IT'S 25 CENTS TO GO THROUGH.
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99. WHAT?
ARE YOU HIGHWAY BANDITS?
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100. TECHNICALLY, WE'RE IN THE
SERVICE OF THE GOVERNMENT,
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101. BUT, BASICALLY, YES.
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102. THEN FEEL MY WRATH!
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103. MY HAND!
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104. AAGH!
MY EYES!
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105. GO, CARTAX, GO!
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106. TOLL PENALTY TICKETS!
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107. PSYCH!
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108. OUR WARRIOR
CONTINUED HIS JOURNEY
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109. THROUGH THE KINGDOM.
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110. HE ALMOST BROKE HIS WRIST
HONKING TOO MUCH
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111. IN THE VALLEY
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112. HE FOUGHT FOR A LONG TIME
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113. TO ESCAPE THE DEADLY VORTEX
OF THE DRIVE-THRU WINDOW
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114. WHERE YOUR WORST ENEMY
IS YOURSELF.
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115. UNTIL HE MADE IT TO THE DREADED
SWAMPS OF ASPHALT.
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116. NO!
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117. WE CANNOT CONTINUE THIS WAY,
CARTAX!
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118. WE MUST TURN BACK.
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119. BUT AT LEAST THE TENSION
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120. HASN'T BEEN ARTIFICIALLY
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121. BY HAVING THAT PRECARIOUSLY
BALANCED TREE
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122. FALL AND BLOCK OUR WAY.
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123. NO!
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124. THE TENSION HAS HEIGHTENED
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125. NOW THAT THAT PRECARIOUSLY
BALANCED TREE
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126. HAS FALLEN
AND BLOCKED OUR WAY!
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127. WHAT'S THAT, CARTAX?
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128. CAN I PLEASE STOP STATING
THE OBVIOUS?
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129. WHAT'S THAT, CARTAX?
THERE IS ANOTHER SOLUTION?
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130. CARTAX, NO!
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131. AAGH! DON'T MOVE!
I'LL FIND A SOLUTION!
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132. WHAT'S THAT, CARTAX?
USE THAT PLANK?
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133. YES, OF COURSE!
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134. CARTAX, LANGUAGE!
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135. OH, HA, YOU MEANT PUT IT
UNDER THE TIRES, RIGHT.
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136. CARTAX, NO!
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137. I DON'T WANT TO SAY GOODBYE!
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138. I LOVE YOU, TOO!
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139. I LOVE YOU, TOO!
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140. NO!
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141. ALONE, THE WARRIOR
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142. MANY HOURS HE WALKED TO COVER
THE HUNDRED YARDS
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143. LEADING TO HIS FINAL
DESTINATION —
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144. THE SUPERMARKET.
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145. BUT THERE WAS NOTHING SPECIAL
ON OFFER HERE.
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146. LARRY?
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147. WHICH AISLE
IS THE MAYO IN?
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148. IT'S GONE...
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149. IT'S ALL GONE.
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150. DON'T EXAGGERATE, LARRY.
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151. THERE'S STILL A GOOD THIRD
OF IT BURNING.
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152. WHAT HAPPENED?
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153. THE BEAST DISCOVERED
THE POWER OF COUPONS.
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154. IT BIDED ITS TIME,
STOCKPILING THEM.
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155. THEN IT SHOPPED US
TO OBLIVION.
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156. IT BOUGHT EVERYTHING
IN SIGHT,
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157. LEAVING NOTHING BUT DESTRUCTION
IN ITS WAKE.
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158. JUST LIKE
THE WITCH'S PROPHESY.
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159. WHEREFORE IS THE LAIR
OF THIS BEAST?
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160. AH!
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161. SURELY YOU DON'T INTEND
TO FIGHT IT!
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162. MY QUEEN REQUIRES ONLY
A JAR OF MAYO,
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163. NOT THE HEAD OF A BEAST.
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164. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO BURGER
NIGHT AT YOUR HOUSE, WEIRDO.
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165. AND AS NIGHT FELL,
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166. OUR WEARY TRAVELER ARRIVED
AT THE ARENA
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167. WHERE THE FINAL ACT OF
HIS DESTINY SHALL PLAY OUT.
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168. FINALLY,
MY QUEST HAS COME TO AN END.
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169. WHAT WAS IT AGAIN?
OH, YEAH.
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170. GET MAYO!
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171. AH, THAT PROPHESY
WAS MISLEADING.
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172. THAT'S NOWHERE NEAR
AS BAD AS I —
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173. IT WAS BUY ONE,
GET ONE FREE!
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174. PSYCH!
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175. HYAH!
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176. CARTAX!
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177. PSYCH!
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178. CARTAX, GO!
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179. WELL, I GUESS HE DID DO
SOMETHING TODAY...
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180. HE PUT HIS PANTS ON.
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181. COME ON.
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182. LET'S SET THE TABLE
FOR BURGER NIGHT.
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183. AND SO OUR HERO'S TALE
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184. TO THE BEAST, HE IS A THIEF.
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185. TO HIS FAMILY,
HE'S A HUGE SLOB.
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186. TO HIS NEIGHBORS,
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187. HE'S THE REASON HOUSE PRICES
ARE GOING DOWN IN THE AREA.
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188. BUT TO ME,
HE WILL ALWAYS BE MY MASTER.
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189. Betto-Hunt:
WE'VE SEEN THE TRUTH.
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190. AND THE TRUTH IS THE UNKNOWN.
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191. BUT THE UNKNOWN CAN'T JUST BE
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192. THE TRUTH IS THE UNKNOWN
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193. AS THE TRUTH OF THE UNKNOWN
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194. AND THAT'S THE TRUTH.
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195. WE'VE CHANGED THE WORLD
AS WE KNOW IT
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196. FOR THE FIRST TIME
SINCE THE LAST TIME.
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197. LET ME INTRODUCE OUR NEW
BOBERT SYSTEM.
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198. COUPLED WITH OUR NEW
UPDATED MICROCHIP
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199. AND AN INTEGRATED A.I.,
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200. THIS OPERATING SYSTEM
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201. TO ENJOY A TRULY
SINGULAR EXPERIENCE,
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202. GIVING YOU ACCESS TO A WHOLE NEW
RANGE OF FUNCTIONALITY.
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203. IT ISN'T JUST THE PERFECT BLEND
OF SOFTWARE AND HARDWARE,
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204. IT'S LIFEWARE.
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205. BOBERT.
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206. LET THE FUTURE
AND THE PAST COLLIDE
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207. TO DEFINE YOUR PRESENT.
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208. HOW CAN YOU
NOT BE EXCITED?
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209. ARE YOU NOT SATISFIED WITH
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210. I DON'T KNOW.
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211. ARE WE GETTING A TRULY SINGULAR
FRIENDSHIP EXPERIENCE?
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212. PROCESSING INFORMATION.
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213. RESULTS —
INDECIPHERABLE GARBAGE.
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214. LOOK, YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE,
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215. BUT WE FEEL LIKE WE COULD LOVE
YOU MORE IF YOU WERE...
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219. MOVING FILE TO TRASH.
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220. SYSTEM STATUS S.A.D.
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222. SAD.
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223. OH, SORRY
WE MADE YOU FEEL BAD.
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THE WAY YOU ARE.
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227. IT IS LOGICAL THAT ALL THINGS
MUST CHANGE FOR THE BETTER.
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228. I WANT THE UPGRADE.
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231. YES! YES!
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232. OH, GREAT —
THREE MINUTES!
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233. TWO MINUTES!
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235. OH, 17 HOURS.
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236. CAN YOU BLOW
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237. I'VE BEEN STARING
FOR TOO LONG.
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238. YES! YES!
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239. OKAY, OKAY, WHAT'S NEW?
WHAT CAN YOU DO?
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240. MY SCREEN DISPLAY NOW HAS A
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241. OOH! OOH!
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242. WHAT ELSE?
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243. MY CAMERA HAS
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244. OH, OH, SHOW US!
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245. OH. THIS ONE GIVES YOU
A SWAGGY HAIRCUT.
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246. THIS ONE GIVES YOU
A FLATTERING POUT.
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247. HMM, NICE.
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248. IT'S GOT A BRO MODE.
OH.
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249. POST-WORKOUT MODE.
OOH!
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250. WHAT'S THE GUILTY PLEASURE
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254. HUH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
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256. I HAVE AN IN-BUILT
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258. RUN.
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259. HOW IS THIS IMPROVING
OUR HEALTH?
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260. YOU HAVE RUN THREE MILES
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261. AND BURNED 20,000 CALORIES.
GOAL ACHIEVED.
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262. WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
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263. I COME WITH A THREE-ALBUM
DOWNLOAD BY A POPULAR BAND.
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264. AAGH!
MAKE IT STOP!
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265. IT SOUNDS LIKE
SHE'S BEING GRATED
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266. THROUGH A GUITAR BY A BUNCH
OF RICH, SMUG OLD PEOPLE
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267. WEARING LEATHER PANTS!
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268. AAGH!
DELETE, DELETE!
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269. NEGATIVE. THE MP3s ARE
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270. JUST AS WELL
YOU SHUT YOURSELF DOWN.
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BACKGROUND APPS
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YOUR BATTERY LIFE.
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273. SO...
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275. SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
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276. I HAVE VOICE ACTIVATION
SOFTWARE.
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278. ANYTHING YOU REQUEST,
GUMBALL.
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279. 'KAY...
DO MY HOMEWORK!
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280. FINDING RESTAURANTS
IN YOUR LOCAL AREA.
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281. DUDE, YOU GOTTA PRONOUNCE
YOUR WORDS CLEARLY.
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282. BOBERT, TELL ME HOW PRETTY
I LOOK TODAY.
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283. IN JAPAN, THERE ARE MORE PETS
THAN THERE ARE CHILDREN.
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284. IS IT MY GRAMMAR?
WHO KNOWS?
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285. E-MAILING GRANDMA LIST
OF NURSING HOMES.
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286. WHAT — NO!
CANCEL!
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287. YOU CAN'T E-MAIL THAT
TO GRANNY JO-JO!
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288. E-MAILING GRANNY JO-JO
CAMEL BUTT PICTURES.
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289. NO, STOP IT!
SHE'LL BE HORRIFIED!
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290. DID YOU SAY "MAGNIFY"?
MAGNIFY PICTURES.
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291. NO, NO, NO!
DON'T SEND IT!
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292. SENDING.
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293. THAT UPGRADE
WAS USELESS!
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294. I MIGHT AS WELL
JUST GO...
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295. DID YOU SAY "KICK LESLIE'S
BUTT AND MARRY HIM TO ALAN"?
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296. OH!
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298. HUSBAND AND FLOWER.
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299. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.
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300. WHAT?
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301. OH, HEY, BOBERT.
HIGH-FIVE.
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302. OW!
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303. HOLD ON!
I GOT THIS.
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304. WAIT, I SEE
WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN HERE.
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305. I'LL JUST GO...
GOOD THINKING, DUDE.
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307. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA GET YOU
FIXED AT THE STORE!
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308. BUT WE DON'T KNOW
WHERE IT IS.
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309. THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
WE'LL USE BOBERT MAPS.
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310. CONTINUE STRAIGHT AHEAD
FOR 3,000 FEET.
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311. OH, COME ON, MAN.
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312. WE'VE BEEN WALKING
FOR TWO HOURS!
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313. IN 12 FEET, TURN DOWN.
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314. TURN DOWN?
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315. OKAY. OKAY.
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316. EW!
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317. CONTINUE FOR 7,000 MILES.
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318. ON THE BRIDGE, TURN LEFT.
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319. FALL FOR SEVEN METERS,
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320. POSITION YOURSELF
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321. CONTINUE.
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322. LET ME GUESS, THE UPGRADE
UPDATED YOUR MAPS.
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323. MAKE A U-TURN
WHERE POSSIBLE.
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324. FORGET IT.
LET ME ASK SOMEONE.
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325. EXCUSE ME, SIR,
WHERE'S THE BOBERT STORE?
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326. A THOUSAND THANKS,
KIND SIR.
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327. THIS STORE IS WHITER
THAN AN ARCTIC FOX
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328. IN A WEDDING DRESS.
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329. HI, I'M CODY.
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330. I'LL BE YOUR SERVICE
SPECIALIST TODAY.
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331. UH, WHAT?
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332. WHAT'S THAT?
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333. THAT WOULD BE MY BEHIND,
SIR.
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334. OH!
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335. WHAT'S THAT, THEN?
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336. THAT WOULD BE MY NOSE, SIR.
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337. AND THAT?
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338. [ Normal voice, chuckling ]
THAT'S MY PONYTAIL.
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339. EW!
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340. I CAN'T BELIEVE
I TOUCHED A PONYTAIL
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341. WITH MY BARE HANDS!
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342. WELCOME TO
THE BOBERT STORE.
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343. WHAT CAN I DO TO HEIGHTEN
YOUR EXPERIENCE?
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344. CAN YOU PLEASE DOWNGRADE
OUR BOBERT?
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345. WELL, NO, YOU SEE,
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346. OUR PHILOSOPHY
AT BOBERT STORE
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347. IS TO FOCUS ON OUR VISION
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348. ON THE ASCENT TO PERFECTION
AND BREAK AWAY FROM THE PAST.
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349. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
IT MEANS "NO."
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350. BUT BOBERT DOESN'T WORK
BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID UPGRADE.
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351. HERE AT THE BOBERT STORE,
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352. WE LIKE TO PROVIDE
A WORLDWIDE QUALITY EXPERIENCE
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353. THAT OPENS ON
A TRULY SYNERGENIC —
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354. YEAH, YEAH, MUMBO-JUMBO SOLUTION
AND BLAH BLAH TO REALITY.
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355. WHATEVER.
JUST FIX HIM, OKAY?
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356. LET ME TAKE A LOOK.
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357. HEY, JAYDEN.
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358. OH, HEY, CODY.
NICE SHIRT.
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359. AND HERE WE ARE.
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360. WAIT A MINUTE,
THAT'S NOT OUR BOBERT.
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361. WELL,
I UPGRADED YOUR PRODUCT.
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362. BUT BOBERT
IS NOT A PRODUCT!
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363. HE'S OUR FRIEND.
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364. YEAH, HE'S NOT SOMETHING
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365. YOU CAN JUST REPLACE LIKE —
HOLD ON.
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366. YOU MIND IF I JUST...
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367. AHH!
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368. What's new
with this model?
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369. IT DOESN'T MATTER!
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370. YEAH, IT DOESN'T MATTER!
WHERE'S OUR BOBERT?
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371. OH, HE'S BEEN SENT BACK
TO OUR FACTORY
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372. WITH THE REST
OF OUR PRODUCTS
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373. THAT WE PURPOSELY DESIGNED
TO FAIL
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374. SO THAT YOU'RE FORCED —
UH, I MEAN, OH, I MEAN, OH —
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375. DEFECTIVE PRODUCT...
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376. HI, I'M JAYDEN!
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377. I'LL BE YOUR NEW SERVICE
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378. WHATEVER.
NEW BOBERT, WHERE'S OUR FRIEND?
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379. LAUNCHING APP —
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380. FIND MY BOBERT.
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381. BOBERT LOCATED.
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382. YOU'RE COMING WITH US.
LET'S MOVE, PEOPLE!
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383. YOU GOTTA ADMIT,
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384. HE'S MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE
THAN THE OLD ONE.
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385. MUCH MORE ERGONOMIC.
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386. I MEAN, THE OLD ONE WAS —
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387. DON'T.
WHAT?
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388. WAY FASTER, TOO.
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389. I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
IT SAYS BOBERT'S RIGHT HERE.
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390. YEAH, WE'RE RIGHT ON TOP
OF THE DOT.
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391. OH. OH.
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392. COME ON, NEW BOBERT,
BLOW THE DOOR OPEN!
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393. WHAT? NO!
THAT'S WAY TOO DANGEROUS!
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394. JUST GET ME CLOSER.
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395. HELLO!
COULD YOU PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR?
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396. BOBERT,
I'M COMING, BUDDY!
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397. GUMBALL, COME BACK!
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398. JUST A SECOND!
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399. UH, I'M SORRY.
I JUST LOVE DOING THAT.
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400. GOTCHA!
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401. WHAT?
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402. DON'T WORRY.
NEW BOBERT WILL SAVE US.
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403. NO, LOOK OUT!
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404. ACTIVATING
DEFENSE APPLICATION.
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405. WOULD YOU LIKE TO RATE
DEBRIS SMASHER
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406. ON THE BOBERT STORE?
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407. I'D WRITE SOMETHING LIKE
"FIVE STARS,
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408. THIS IS A MUST HAVE
FOR EVERY BOBERT USER.
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409. WELL DESIGNED WITH
AN INTUITIVE INTERFACE,"
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410. BUT WE DON'T HAVE
THE TIME!
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411. FLY US TO SAFETY!
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412. NEGATIVE.
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413. BATTERY POWER INSUFFICIENT
FOR THREE PASSENGERS.
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414. WHAT?
NO, BOBERT!
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415. OH, COME ON, MAN.
WAKE UP!
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416. CLEAR!
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417. AW, THERE'S GOTTA
BE SOMETHING!
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418. NAH.
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419. NO, WAIT, NO!
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420. YOUR OLD SYSTEM!
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421. YES!
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422. NO!
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423. NO OBSTRUCTION — COMPLETE
COMMENCING INSTALLATION!
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424. OH, HURRY UP!
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425. COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON,
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426. COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON!
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427. ACTUALLY, I'M GLAD I WASN'T
WEARING ANY PANTS.
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428. I DON'T UNDERSTAND, SIR.
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429. WHY WOULD YOU WANT
A DOWNGRADE?
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430. BECAUSE, TO BE HAPPY,
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431. YOU DON'T ALWAYS NEED
THE LATEST THING.
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432. BECAUSE LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING BETTER
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433. CAN SOMETIMES MEAN LOSING
WHAT YOU REALLY LOVE.
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434. BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING
WE WOULD CHANGE
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435. ABOUT OUR FRIEND BOBERT.
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436. WE'RE HAPPY TO GROW
OBSOLETE TOGETHER.
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437. AND BECAUSE THE NEW ONE BENDS
WHEN YOU SIT ON IT.
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