1. IN AN AGE LONG FORGOTTEN,
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2. LEGEND SPEAKS
OF AN UNSUNG HERO —
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3. SOME CALL HIM THE COUCH-CRUSHER.
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4. TO OTHERS, HE'S KNOWN SIMPLY
AS THE ONCOMING WIND.
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5. BUT TO A SPECIAL FEW,
HE'S KNOWN AS...
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6. DAD!
DAD! DAD!
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7. WAKE UP!
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8. UGH!
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9. MY ARMS ARE TOO SHORT
TO REACH A NERVE.
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10. WHY DO WE WANT TO
WAKE HIM UP ANYWAY?
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11. BECAUSE...
[ POP! ]
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12. IT'S COMPLETELY UNFAIR
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13. THAT HE GETS
TO VEG OUT ALL DAY
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14. WHILE WE HAVE TO GO
TO SCHOOL!
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15. HMM!
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16. IF YOU WANT HIM
TO WAKE UP,
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17. YOU HAVE TO USE
THE MAGIC WORD.
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18. "PLEASE"?
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19. NO, "BACON."
YES!
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20. COME ON, GUYS, YOU'RE GONNA BE
LATE FOR SCHOOL.
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21. WHY DOES HE GET
TO SIT THERE ALL DAY?
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22. HE DOESN'T.
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23. HE HAS A VERY IMPORTANT
LIST OF CHORES
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24. TO DO WHILE I'M AT WORK.
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25. "GET MAYO"?
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26. WHERE'S THE REST
OF THE LIST?
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27. WELL, I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM
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28. MAKE IT DOWN TO 2,
SO, EH...
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29. HEY! IT'S NOT AS EASY
AS IT LOOKS!
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30. YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M SORRY.
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31. PLEASE BE CAREFUL,
O FATHER,
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32. ON THIS DANGEROUS
AND MIGHTY QUEST.
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33. THANK YOU!
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34. I WAS BEING SARCASTIC.
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35. THANK YOU?
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36. NEVER MIND.
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37. HMM!
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38. AND THUS BEGINS
OUR HERO'S QUEST.
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39. HE SHALL NOT REST
UNTIL HE HAS RETURNED
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40. WITH THE SACRED SAUCE.
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41. OR MAYBE HE SHALL
QUICKLY REST
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42. FOR A LITTLE BIT,
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43. THEN GO ON HIS QUEST
FOR THE SACRED SAUCE!
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44. LET THE QUEST BEGIN!
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45. UGH!
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46. I SHOULD HAVE PUT
THE PANTS ON FIRST.
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47. OH, FORGET IT!
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48. COVER YOUR EYES,
MARGARET.
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49. THE NEIGHBOR'S GOING
TO THE STORE AGAIN.
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50. ONWARD, CARTAX!
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51. AND SO OUR HERO
BEGINS HIS JOURNEY
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52. THROUGH THE PERILOUS KINGDOM
OF ELMORE.
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53. GO, CARTAX, GO!
YEAH!
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54. GO! GO!
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55. AFTER MANY MILES,
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56. OUR WARRIOR REACHES
THE TERRITORY
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57. OF THE ORACLE OF SUBURBIA.
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58. WHAT IS IT, CARTAX?
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59. YOUR HAZARD LIGHTS ARE ON.
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60. IS THERE DANGER AHEAD?
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61. AAGH!
WHO GOES THERE?
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62. WHERE ARE YOU?
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63. DOWN HERE.
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64. TURN BACK OR PERISH!
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65. YOU QUEST FOR MAYO
IS DOOMED!
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66. HOW DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT MY QUEST?
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67. UNDERPANTS
DON'T HAVE POCKETS.
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68. BUT I CAN ALSO READ YOUR FUTURE,
ROTUND WARRIOR.
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69. I WILL LET YOU SEE IT —
AT A COST.
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70. NAME YOUR PRICE,
TROLL THING.
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71. I KNOW ALMOST EVERYTHING.
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72. APART FROM THIS —
WHAT DOES "L.O.L." MEAN?
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73. I KEEP GETTING IT
IN MESSAGES
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74. AND WANT TO USE IT MYSELF
TO FEEL COOL,
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75. BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT MEANS.
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76. UH, IT MEANS...
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77. LOTS OF LOVE?
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78. THANK YOU.
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79. "DEAR MASTER
OF THE DARK ARTS,
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80. SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT
YOUR MOTHER, L.O.L."
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81. NOW KNEEL BEFORE ME!
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82. MANY OF ELMORE'S
UNEMPLOYED HEROES
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83. WENT TO THE SUPERMARKET
AND NEVER CAME BACK.
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84. YOU DON'T MEAN...
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85. YES, THEY GOT HIRED
AND NOW WORK THERE.
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86. I DO NOT SCARE SO EASILY,
GOBLIN HEAD!
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87. FOR I AM
TOTALLY UNEMPLOYABLE!
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88. THEN MAY THE SPIRITS BE WITH YOU
ON YOUR JOURNEY,
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89. DESTROYER OF BURGERS.
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90. MASTER OF THE DARK ARTS.
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91. UGH, BUMMER.
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92. IF YOU WISH TO PASS
THE GATES OF OLD,
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93. YOU MUST FIRST CROSS OUR PALMS
WITH GOLD.
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94. WHAT?
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95. WE BE THE TROLLS
OF THIS TOLL BOOTH.
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96. PAY FOR YOUR PASSAGE
OR LOSE A TOOTH!
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97. STILL DON'T GET IT.
ARE YOU SPEAKING ENGLISH?
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98. UGH!
IT'S 25 CENTS TO GO THROUGH.
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99. WHAT?
ARE YOU HIGHWAY BANDITS?
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100. TECHNICALLY, WE'RE IN THE
SERVICE OF THE GOVERNMENT,
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101. BUT, BASICALLY, YES.
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102. THEN FEEL MY WRATH!
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103. MY HAND!
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104. AAGH!
MY EYES!
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105. GO, CARTAX, GO!
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106. TOLL PENALTY TICKETS!
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107. PSYCH!
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108. OUR WARRIOR
CONTINUED HIS JOURNEY
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109. THROUGH THE KINGDOM.
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110. HE ALMOST BROKE HIS WRIST
HONKING TOO MUCH
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111. IN THE VALLEY
OF CAR-TASTROPHIA.
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112. HE FOUGHT FOR A LONG TIME
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113. TO ESCAPE THE DEADLY VORTEX
OF THE DRIVE-THRU WINDOW
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114. WHERE YOUR WORST ENEMY
IS YOURSELF.
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115. UNTIL HE MADE IT TO THE DREADED
SWAMPS OF ASPHALT.
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116. NO!
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117. WE CANNOT CONTINUE THIS WAY,
CARTAX!
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118. WE MUST TURN BACK.
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119. BUT AT LEAST THE TENSION
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120. HASN'T BEEN ARTIFICIALLY
HEIGHTENED
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121. BY HAVING THAT PRECARIOUSLY
BALANCED TREE
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122. FALL AND BLOCK OUR WAY.
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123. NO!
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124. THE TENSION HAS HEIGHTENED
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125. NOW THAT THAT PRECARIOUSLY
BALANCED TREE
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126. HAS FALLEN
AND BLOCKED OUR WAY!
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