1. Santa's here ♪
Merry Christmas,
everybody.Copy !req
2. I ran over Santa onCopy !req
3. Christmas Eve!
I'm definitely on the naughty
list now.Copy !req
4. Wait!
Good deeds cancel bad ones.
Come on, push!Copy !req
5. What?
I'll save you!
Pbht!Copy !req
6. I'm a doctor!
I'm on a break!Copy !req
7. I can assure you, sir, that
this homeless man is not
Santa claus, but he isCopy !req
8. concussed, has no memory, no
I.D., and now he's your problem.
What?Copy !req
9. We're not keeping an unwashed
stranger in my house on
Christmas Eve.Copy !req
10. Mom?
Fine.Copy !req
11. So, where is your home, sir?
I can't remember.Copy !req
12. Aah!
This is a very nice house you
have.Copy !req
13. You like it? It's yours.
What would you like to
eat?Copy !req
14. Cookies!
Everyone knows they're Santa's
favorite.Copy !req
15. Your children are very sweet,
too.Copy !req
16. Take them!
Here, help yourself,
sir.Copy !req
17. Your wife's cookies look
delicious.
She's yours!Copy !req
18. Richard, aren't there
some good deeds to do somewhere
else?Copy !req
19. Yes!
Got to get back on the nice
list!Copy !req
20. Okay, I've got to run a
bath for our guest.
If he touches anything, cleanCopy !req
21. it... With fire.
Okay, come on,
Santa, we've got to get yourCopy !req
22. memory back.
Now, finish this sentence.
Ho ho ho, merry chr...Copy !req
23. Creepy kids looking at me
funny?
Huh?Copy !req
24. Oh, you can have your
cookie... When the fate of
Christmas is no longer at stake!Copy !req
25. Okay, we need some familiar
surroundings to get your Santa
instincts to kick back in.Copy !req
26. Wait here.
Ho ho ho!
Hello, little —Copy !req
27. aah!
Okay, ask her what
she wants for Christmas.Copy !req
28. What do you want?
Come on, Santa, put
some Christmas into it.Copy !req
29. Ho ho ho, what do you want,
little girl?Copy !req
30. I want four ponies — one for
the bedroom, one downstairs, one
for the bathroom, and a spareCopy !req
31. one no one else is allowed to
use.
And I want a Princess tiara andCopy !req
32. a prince to marry me when I'm
old enough so I never have to
work like mom.Copy !req
33. Well, I don't think it's
right to give kids whatever they
want or they end up spoiledCopy !req
34. brats... Like this one.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah!Copy !req
35. See?
This is the problem with kids
these days.Copy !req
36. I know.
All I want for Christmas is
world peace.Copy !req
37. Well, that's just
impractical.Copy !req
38. Can I go on your lap
now?
No.Copy !req
39. So, can I have my cookie now?
No!Copy !req
40. Aah!
I think we all started off onCopy !req
41. the wrong foot here.
I know! That's true!
I'm sorry, Santa...Copy !req
42. Guys, guys, guys,
guys, guys.Copy !req
43. Let's just hug it out.Copy !req
44. don't you think that
instead of hugging a filthy
stranger, you should beCopy !req
45. apologizing for causing
thousands of dollars of damage
at the mall?Copy !req
46. We're just trying to
help Santa.
For the last time, he'sCopy !req
47. not Santa!
Oh, I wish we were a normal
family sometimes.Copy !req
48. Then my husband could talk some
sense into you instead of
running around the neighborhoodCopy !req
49. like a maniac.
Christmas good deeds!
Free windshield wash!Copy !req
50. Whoa!
[ Electronic music plays,Copy !req
51. slows ]
Merry Christmas!
Come on, Santa.Copy !req
52. You need to go up as well as
down.Copy !req
53. I don't think he's gonna make
it.
He just needs someCopy !req
54. encouragement.
Anais, get me the matches.Copy !req
55. Kids, I think we need to
have a little conversation.
Let me tell you something aboutCopy !req
56. Santa claus.
There is no Santa claus.Copy !req
57. I think all the
innocence just left my body.
When I was a littleCopy !req
58. girl, there was only one thing I
ever wanted, so every year, I
wrote a letter to Santa, askingCopy !req
59. for the same present.
I hoped and hoped and hoped
again, but he never came, andCopy !req
60. that's how I learned the
terrible truth.
Santa claus doesn't exi—Copy !req
61. kids? Kids?
Oh, kids, come back.
I'm sorry!Copy !req
62. Oh, no!
Some rebellious young person
defaced this pretty fence!Copy !req
63. It's lucky I'm here to fix it!
Aah!Copy !req
64. Trouble!
Ow!Copy !req
65. Aah!
Aah!
Huh?Copy !req
66. Yes!
Santa's sleigh!
Ha ha!Copy !req
67. I'm totally gonna save
Christmas!
Go!Copy !req
68. Uh, giddyap!
Activate!Copy !req
69. Aah!Copy !req
70. So, do you want to
come in for a cookie?
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
71. I've been enough of a burden and
a disappointment.
I'll be on my way now.Copy !req
72. Thank you for believing I was
someone special.
For a moment there, I almostCopy !req
73. thought that I could be sant—
ugh!
Aah!Copy !req
74. Stop! Brake!
Deactivate!
Dad?Copy !req
75. Ho ho ho!
Santa!
That's right!Copy !req
76. How long have I been out?
Is it still Christmas Eve?
Yeah, but —Copy !req
77. good!
Then it's not too late.
All I need is my sleigh!Copy !req
78. Aaaahhh!
Come on, kids, come
home.Copy !req
79. There's plenty of stuff that
doesn't exist — the tooth
fairy, bigfoot, Switzerland.Copy !req
80. Aaaahhh!
Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
81. Aah! Ah!
Whoa!
Aah!Copy !req
82. Ooh!
Oh, wait, I'm
okay.Copy !req
83. How do you land this
thing?
First you — first you needCopy !req
84. to fasten your seat belt!
What the —Copy !req
85. how can I be fatter than Santa?
Dad! Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
86. Ask the magic sack for some
walkie-talkies, and I'll tell
you how to land!Copy !req
87. I want some
walkie-talkies.
Aw, man, it's reallyCopy !req
88. well-wrapped.
Ask it for scissors.
I want someCopy !req
89. scissors.
Are you kidding me?
Give me that, son.Copy !req
90. I'll show you how a real man
opens his presents.Copy !req
91. Good job, chaps.
Now, in front of you, there
should be an altimeter, aCopy !req
92. gyroscope, and an anemometer.
Okay, what are they
for?Copy !req
93. I don't know.
I never use them myself, but at
least you're facing the rightCopy !req
94. way.
Now, just fly with your guts.
What can you see?Copy !req
95. Nothing but your
reindeer's butt.
Right.Copy !req
96. Keep going down.
Keep going down.
Keep going down.Copy !req
97. Pull up!
Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
Plan "b" — ask the bag forCopy !req
98. some parachutes and jump.
We can't do that.
Your sleigh will crash.Copy !req
99. What about Christmas?
Your lives are more important
than Christmas.Copy !req
100. Just jump.
Request denied, sir.
We're saving Christmas.Copy !req
101. Over.
Oh, dear.
I love you, dad.Copy !req
102. I love you, son.
Sounds like they're coming in
too hot.Copy !req
103. Follow me.Copy !req
104. They're not gonna make it.
We're gonna crash!
Not on Christmas, son.Copy !req
105. You have to believe.
Aaaahhh!Copy !req
106. I can't see anything.
don't worry, guys.Copy !req
107. Aaaaahhhh!
They're gonna crash!Copy !req
108. Aaaaaahhhh!Copy !req
109. Yes!
No!
It's okay!Copy !req
110. They're Christmas lights!Copy !req
111. Nicole watterson, I've been
looking for you.
Santa?Copy !req
112. I've been meaning to talk to
you about these.
My letters.Copy !req
113. Every single one.
You sent them to the south pole.
I live in the north pole.Copy !req
114. I was just checking I had your
address right when you, uh, ran
me over.Copy !req
115. I'm so sorry!
Oh, that's okay, Richard.
After that landing, you're onCopy !req
116. the nice list forever.
Awesome!
'Cause you owe me $800 for theCopy !req
117. hospital bill.
Hmm.
Ho ho ho.Copy !req
118. Now, where's that present for
Nicole?
Aha.Copy !req
119. This is long overdue.
Really?
Well, what is it?Copy !req
120. The most beautiful gift
I could ever wish for.
It's just like us.Copy !req
121. Yeah, close enough.
Well, time to go.
Goodbye, children, and thankCopy !req
122. you for believing in me.
But what about your
cookie?Copy !req
123. Just leave it by the
fireplace, please.
I'll be back for it later.Copy !req
124. All right, then —
Bup, bup, bup!
I got this.Copy !req
125. Hey, everybody,
Christmas is back on!Copy !req
126. Aah!Copy !req
127. Hey!
Aah!Copy !req
128. Shh.
Oh, no.
Oh, come on.Copy !req
129. Where are the secret passages
when you need them?
Aah!Copy !req
130. Take back what you said.
Uh...Copy !req
131. I would...
If it wasn't true!
There's no point in you takingCopy !req
132. piano lessons.
You only have four fingers!
It's a waste of your dad'sCopy !req
133. money!
And what do you suggest I
play?Copy !req
134. Maracas?Copy !req
135. You better have some kind of
escape plan right now.
Oh, better thanCopy !req
136. that.
I've got a best friend who's
always here to save my skin.Copy !req
137. Just do what you got to do.Copy !req
138. Sorry, I can't talk right now.
I'm in the shower.Copy !req
139. What?
don't worry.
The dentist said theCopy !req
140. anesthetics will wear off by
the end of the day.
Richard, that's not a showerCopy !req
141. head.
It's an ice cream.Copy !req
142. Whoo-hoo!
That should keep him
busy for a while.Copy !req
143. There's a list of your father's
chores on the fridge.
Make sure they're done before ICopy !req
144. get back.
Do not flake out on me.
And keep an eye on your father,Copy !req
145. please?
The last time he was on
anesthetics, I caught himCopy !req
146. smooching an electrical socket.
All right!
Rock, paper, scissors for whoCopy !req
147. does the first chore!
1, 2 — ow!
What was that for?Copy !req
148. Are you angry about something?
You want to tell him
what it is?Copy !req
149. Do you want to mime it out?
Ooh, ooh, a prayingCopy !req
150. mantis!
No, no, a doggy
paddle!Copy !req
151. You were climbing up a
ladder and got hungry?
The blue goblin's danceCopy !req
152. is making my toes sad.
Meh.Copy !req
153. Nimble fingers!
No, it's a —Copy !req
154. It's because you flaked out on
me yesterday with Tina!Copy !req
155. I didn't flake.
I just didn't help you, 'cause
you were wrong to crush Tina'sCopy !req
156. piano dreams.
It doesn't matter whether I'mCopy !req
157. right or wrong!
We're practically brothers!
What would you say if I let youCopy !req
158. down like that?
I would say, "thank
you for teaching me a valuableCopy !req
159. lesson."
Hot! Hot! Hot!Copy !req
160. Come on, man!
Help me out!
I would, but I'm tooCopy !req
161. busy teaching you a valuable
lesson.
Anais! Help me out!Copy !req
162. How about you help me
instead?
No need to look soCopy !req
163. scared.
I will give you a little kiss
and make you feel better.Copy !req
164. Come on!
Whoo!Copy !req
165. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
166. All right.
Give it to me.
Whoops!Copy !req
167. Oh, man!Copy !req
168. Well, I hope they
like lasagna in China.
I'll do the groceriesCopy !req
169. with anais, thank you very much.
What right did he have to crush
the dreams of a poor youngCopy !req
170. t-Rex?
She could have made a song that
only had four notes, but no!Copy !req
171. He makes a big deal like I'm the
one who let him down, when he's
the one who let me down.Copy !req
172. You know what I mean?
No, Darwin.
I've absolutely no grasp of theCopy !req
173. incredibly simple concept you've
explained eight times already!
Okay, well, let meCopy !req
174. start from the beginning.
Aaaaaaaah!
All he had to do wasCopy !req
175. move a plate to help me.
Is that really equal to me
having to fight...Copy !req
176. A t-Rex standing
over me like this!
But instead, he's so concernedCopy !req
177. with the ins and outs and the
rights and wrongs...
My hands don't match.Copy !req
178. Instead of
acknowledging the cast-iron
truth that a 4-fingered dinosaurCopy !req
179. cannot play the piano!
Does this look like music to
you?Copy !req
180. Anyway, what I'm
trying to say is that...Copy !req
181. He let me down!
And it's not the first time it's
happened.Copy !req
182. Shh!
Can you hear
that?Copy !req
183. What?
How good it sounds
when you're not whining?Copy !req
184. Now, I'm gonna say it once.
If you have a problem withCopy !req
185. gumball, you sort it out with
gumball, because this is how
much I care.Copy !req
186. You're right.
I'm gonna speak to him right
now.Copy !req
187. No!
I meant after the shopping!
Ugh!Copy !req
188. This is gonna take a while.Copy !req
189. Look.Copy !req
190. I just want to say that I'm
sorry.
I should've been there for you,Copy !req
191. and I — I hope you can forgive
me.
Okay. I forgive you.Copy !req
192. don't you think you
should apologize as well?
Dude, youCopy !req
193. apologized.
End of story.
I'm not gonna say sorry justCopy !req
194. 'cause it'll make you feel less
guilty.
You're the one who let me down.Copy !req
195. Oh, that wasn't
letting you down.
This is.Copy !req
196. Apologize.
Never!Copy !req
197. Apologize!
Dad, help!Copy !req
198. Dad!
Hmm.Copy !req
199. Oh, very good.
Well, let's see if you canCopy !req
200. imitate this!
Apologize.
Is that all you'veCopy !req
201. got left in stock?
Apologize.
Never.Copy !req
202. This is your last
chance.Copy !req
203. D-Darwin! Darwin! Please! Help!Copy !req
204. Help me!
Apologize.
Aah!Copy !req
205. I'mCopy !req
206. sorry.Copy !req
207. I think it's time toCopy !req
208. have a little talk.
Now, we need to rebuild the
trust that you lost.Copy !req
209. On the plate to your right are
the cupcakes.
On the plate to your left is theCopy !req
210. bad food, like liver and stuff.
What you need to do is trust theCopy !req
211. other person to feed you the
good food.
Sure. No problem.Copy !req
212. Mmm!
Dude, I thought you'dCopy !req
213. trick me!
Me, too!
I expected a mouthful of ratCopy !req
214. cake or something.
I always knew I could
trust you, buddy!Copy !req
215. But I thought the left plate
was...Copy !req
216. And that was forCopy !req
217. flaking out on me at the
supermarket.
What?Copy !req
218. What'd you do?
The cupcakes you just
ingested were laced withCopy !req
219. parasitic eggs.
All they needed to hatch was a
moist, warm environment — yourCopy !req
220. stomach.
What's gonna happen to us?Copy !req
221. First, they'll eat
their way into your stomach
lining.Copy !req
222. What?
Then, they will crawl
up your head and lay eggs inCopy !req
223. your eyeballs.
Get them out!Copy !req
224. I can see them already!
There's only one way
to lure them out.Copy !req
225. Uh, how long do we
have to do this for?Copy !req
226. Until they dance their
way out.Copy !req
227. There wasn't anything in the
cupcakes, was there?Copy !req
228. Nope.
But there's something on the
Internet now!Copy !req
229. Give me that phone!
Give it here, anais!
You should thank me.Copy !req
230. You're buddies again.
That's true.
But you're still getting it!Copy !req
231. Yes?Copy !req
232. Hello, sweetie.
I just wanted to know if your
dad felt any better.Copy !req
233. Um, yeah. He's fine.
Can you pass me on toCopy !req
234. him, please?
Uh, yeah. One minute.Copy !req
235. Hello, Mrs. Mom.
What's for dinner?
Really?Copy !req
236. Yep.
Where is he?
Mom must be on her way rightCopy !req
237. now!
We're gonna get our butts
kicked!Copy !req
238. Huh.
I would've thought theCopy !req
239. anesthetics would've made him a
better driver.Copy !req
240. Oh, my gosh. Marvin!
What has dad done?Copy !req
241. Aah! Please help me up!
I was trying to do sit-ups, but
I'm too old!Copy !req
242. Hey! What about me?
Uh, yeah.Copy !req
243. You can do it if you believe in
yourself.
And don't forget to stretch whenCopy !req
244. you finish!Copy !req
245. Well, looks like the
anesthetics improved his
parking, too.Copy !req
246. This is not funny.
We need to find him right now,Copy !req
247. before something terrible
happens!Copy !req
248. Look! Dad's pants!
You have toCopy !req
249. catch me if you want to eat me!
Oh, little teasing
bundle of fatness.Copy !req
250. Oh!Copy !req
251. Sauce! Sauce! Sauce!
No, thank you.
He's delicious just the way heCopy !req
252. is.
Stop! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
253. Dude, stop!
It's not funny anymore!
It's just weird!Copy !req
254. ♪ radio elmore ♪
news flash.Copy !req
255. We're receiving a report of a
fat, pant-less, pink,
middle-aged man-bunny causingCopy !req
256. disturbance in the city of
elmore.
He's reported to have attackedCopy !req
257. and nibbled several bystanders.
One extremely —Copy !req
258. Come on.Copy !req
259. And now the weather. Diane?
Did you see that?
It was Mrs. Mom's car!Copy !req
260. Right.
We've got to split up.
Gumball, you sort out the house.Copy !req
261. Darwin, you try and delay mom.
I'll take care of dad!
Go! And no flaking out!Copy !req
262. What?Copy !req
263. Oh, no!Copy !req
264. Hey.
I'd like to report a stolen
yellow family wagon.Copy !req
265. I didn't do anything.
You've got to believe me!Copy !req
266. We'll see about that, lady.
Let's just see those papers
first.Copy !req
267. How could you lose your
own father?Copy !req
268. You let him down, and you let me
down!
He's here.Copy !req
269. I — uh —
how could you not do your
chores, when I specificallyCopy !req
270. asked —
Mom, they're all done.
I've — you —Copy !req
271. how could you —
Everything is fine,
Mrs. Mom.Copy !req
272. Oh.
Well, I guess I'm sorry for
doubting you, kids.Copy !req
273. I had the weirdest dream!Copy !req
274. Darwin burned the kitchen.
Gumball smashed the computer.
I'm pretty sure I drove the carCopy !req
275. into a swimming pool.
And at some point, I remember
nibbling a couple of people.Copy !req
276. Flaker.Copy !req