The Amazing World of Gumball 2x20

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An evil virus seeks vengeance on Gumball, Darwin, and Teri after they wipe out his army of bacteria.

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1. oh, man. Do you really have to do this every morning?

2. psst. Hey, dude.

3. Hey.

4. Hey, hey! Light bulb!

5. Yeah, yeah. Very funny. Hey, light bulb, light bulb.

6. Would you mind giving it a rest for just one —

7. Dude?

8. Dude! Light bulb!

9. No! Oh, no! What have I — what have I done?

10. Light bulb! No! Psych.

11. You're the best roommate ever, dude.

12. You know what? I wish I could travel, you

13. know — go places. Me, too.

14. Every day, I get letters to Japan, Europe, south America, but I never go anywhere.

15. Yeah. I wish I was a bus and not a bus stop.

16. And I wish I was a plane flying high through the clouds into the sunset.

17. You know what I wish? I wish my face was on the other

18. side.

19. Eh.

20. [ Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack!

21. Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! ] Oh!

22. Yeah?

23. Uh-huh. Hey. You know... I was thinking —

24. just tell me if it's weird or anything — but, uh... Yeah?

25. Well, y-you know, we're work friends and all, but... I thought that, uh...

26. Yeah? Well, maybe we could go for, like, a movie or something?

27. Wh-what? Like — like a date? Yeah, I guess like a date.

28. What do you say? [ Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack!

29. Smack! Smack! Smack! ] I'd love to.

30. Awesome. [ Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! ]

31. Yeah! Whoo! Yes!

32. Yes! Bring on the tan! Yeah!

33. Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Turn it up, bro!

34. Yeah, burn, baby, burn!

35. Help! Please, we're stuck!

36. We can't breathe! Oh, come on, guys! How do you always end up like

37. this? I don't know. It just sort of happens.

38. Okay. I'll sort you out, but this is

39. the last time. There. Isn't that much better?

40. I don't like it. It's way too tidy! Yeah!

41. That woman's not the boss of me! I say we start a revolution! Who's with me?

42. Yeah! Power to the people, man! The spirit of freedom cannot

43. be contained in pretty little rows!

44. Help! Help! I can't breathe. Oh, come on!

45. Yeah! Whoo!

46. Make me beautiful!

47. Hey! Is that it? What?

48. You just drink me and throw me out? Is that it?

49. Well, what did you think was gonna happen? I don't know.

50. I thought we were bros. Oh, man. If I knew you were gonna be like

51. that, I would have just had a glass of water. I thought we had something.

52. Well, it was nice while it lasted. At least tell me what I did

53. wrong. Look, look, it's not you, man.

54. It's me. It's just — there's a lot of drinks out there I haven't tried

55. yet. Hey! You can't do this to me! You haven't seen the last of me!

56. Sorry. You can throw me out, but I'll be back!

57. Sorry, man. This is not the end! I'm coming for you, bro!

58. I'll come back, and you'll be sorry! Whoo!

59. Yeah! I'm smoking hot! Give me more!

60. I want more! Whoo!

61. Okay. Stay frosty, soldiers. We're in hostile territory.

62. The enemy always strikes when you least expect it. I-I don't like this, man.

63. Something doesn't feel right. Just remember your training and stay calm.

64. We'll be fine as long as the captain is with us.

65. The captain's down. What do we do, sarge? You're next in command.

66. Okay. "B" squadron, you take the left flank and keep watch of the —

67. aah! Oh, man.

68. Communications officer, send for backup. Mayday, mayday.

69. This is first platter requesting help. We are under attack.

70. I repeat — we are under attack. Coordinates — table three, seats six and seven.

71. Aah! Sarge!

72. You're gonna have to go on without me, private. I can't handle the pressure.

73. I've gone all soggy and limp.

74. I'm not leaving you, captain. Get up! Get up right now so we can walk

75. out of here! Aah! Oh!

76. Why not me? Take me as well! I dare you!

77. I dare you!

78. You forgot a fry. I don't like the

79. sweaty ones. Whoo! Give me more! I want more!

80. Yeah! Let's tan the inside, too!

81. Okay, this is mission control. Initiating g-force training in

82. three, two, one. Okay, that's one g achieved.

83. Now going up to two g. And two g's achieved. Well done.

84. Now five g's. Five g's achieved. How are you holding up?

85. Uh, pretty good. Okay. Bringing it to seven now.

86. Seven g's. Seven g's achieved. Breathe. Breathe.

87. Okay, mission control aborting simulation. Subject is g-locked.

88. Repeat — subject is g-locked.

89. One day, father. One day, I'll fly just like you.

90. Why, you little — hey, wait! Think about what's going on

91. here. You punch me after you kick me? What do you think happened?

92. You think I got up and walked in front of you? I'm a table, man!

93. Uh... Oh, yeah.

94. Well, sorry. It's pretty stupid to take it out on an object.

95. It — it's not like you did it on purpose.

96. Uh... What the — why?

97. Uh... Because — it's because you're always putting your feet on me!

98. Uh...

99. What was he talking about?

100. I have no idea.

101. You're my best friend, Daisy. You're my best friend, too,

102. anais. What the — aah!

103. Oh, can you get some milk, sweetie? Sure.

104. Told you I'd get you back! Aah! ♪ and now you know a little

105. you stop by ♪ ♪ say "hi," don't be shy ♪ ♪ we would love to see you

106. more in the amazing world of elmo-o-o-o-ore ♪ yeah!

107. Oh! That reminds me. Look at what I found in the

108. attic. Oh, wow! The family photo album!

109. Let's open it and remember all the zany adventures we've had.

110. Oh! That's the time we left you in charge and you all flooded the

111. house. Do you remember? Do I remember?

112. We must have fallen 4,000 feet straight onto the

113. sidewalk and walked away without a bruise. Ooh!

114. And, look, that's the house 20 minutes after being irreparably water-damaged.

115. Is it me, or did we all look a bit... Off?

116. Let's look at another.

117. Do you remember the time we swallowed Mr. Dad's supplements and turned into men?

118. What brings you here? Do you remember the time when your kids wound up my boy and he

119. went on a rampage? Oh, yeah. I remember.

120. Boring? Call me boring! Aah!

121. Enough flashbacking. If you'll remember well, 75% of elmore was destroyed, and

122. somebody has to pay for it. You mean it didn't all end well like it always does?

123. Here's your half of the bill for the reconstruction work. Uh...

124. Why are you looking so surprised? Did you really think we lived in

125. some kind of fairytale? 'Cause wake up, buddy. We don't.

126. Weird — that lady gnome seems to think that things we did in the past have

127. consequences in the now. Is there an adult in the house?

128. Oh! Hi, principal brown. I'm afraid I have some

129. not-very-shocking news. It appears gumball and Darwin have to restart school from

130. kindergarten. What? Why?

131. Because all you do at school is argue about your little problems and aggravate students

132. and staff members until they go nuts and chase you through the halls, none of which makes for a

133. decent education!

134. I'm hyperventilating. Stop it!

135. You're making me hyperventilate!

136. Oh, hello, officer. Really?

137. I don't remember any reckless driving.

138. Right. Well, I think I just won't pay the fines and wait for this to

139. all blow over. Bye! Whoa, whoa, whoa,

140. whoa, whoa. If you don't pay, they could send you to jail.

141. That's exactly what he said, but don't worry. I've been in prison heaps of

142. times. They put you in, then, straight away, you're just not in there

143. anymore. This bill is $800,000. It says if we don't pay by

144. tomorrow, then they can take our house away. What is going on today?

145. It seems the results of all our reckless actions are finally catching up with us.

146. We should do something! You're right! But this time, instead of diving

147. headfirst into whatever stupid idea, we should — and... They're gone.

148. So, the plan is we have to do all the schoolwork we haven't

149. done in one shot. Yeah, but first we need to get the money for that greedy

150. troll woman. But how do we do all of this in one day?

151. We need transportation.

152. Stop the bus! Aaah!

153. That's my bus!

154. I'm sorry, Mrs. Watterson,

155. but this is the justice department, not the "I'm sure everything will be okay if we

156. just sweep it under the carpet and forget about it" department. You're gonna have to pay the

157. money. This is ridiculous! You can't take our house!

158. We're nice people. Interesting you should think so.

159. Maybe we should consult your files.

160. Oh — that's January.

161. Okay, okay, fine. You're right.

162. The front door wasn't wide enough for a bus, but — you!

163. I should have known when I saw a bus driving into my living room that a watterson would be at the

164. wheel! Stand back! I've got a weapon, too.

165. Dad, what are you

166. doing? Dad fight!

167. This has escalated a little too far. Do you really want to have a

168. fight?

169. Definitely not.

170. Look, just pretend to hit me with the handle, and I'll go down.

171. Good plan. On three. One, two —

172. Good acting. December 24th — car

173. collision with Santa claus. February 5th — willful destruction of a mobility

174. scooter. April 2nd —

175. Oh. Oh, I see. Thanks. Uh, sorry — what are

176. you doing? Apparently, your husband crashed a hijacked bus into a

177. house and assaulted a man with a rake.

178. Oh, you. Mm-hmm. Assault on a municipal officer.

179. Oh, come on! Please! You have to help us! Isn't there something we can do

180. to fix this? Well... I suppose you could go and apologize to everyone on

181. this list to get them to drop the charges and forget about the millions of dollars you owe

182. them. Great!

183. The problem with having a sarcastic voice is that no one can tell when you're actually

184. being sarcastic. Okay, we got off to a shaky start, but if we just

185. pull together and stick to this new plan, I'm sure things are gonna go our way.

186. So, to recap — gumball and I will sneak into the hospital and give each other

187. facial reconstructive surgery to make us look like the two highest achievers at school —

188. bobert and Alan. Meanwhile, dad will pose as

189. dame prunella big-red-bus. Fish and chips.

190. And he'll convince Alan and bobert's parents to pay him the entrance fee for a

191. made-up British boarding school called something really English like, uh... Scotland,

192. simultaneously paying off our debts and allowing us to replace them at school.

193. Ah! Perfect and simple. What could go wrong?

194. Come on, Larry. Just let me in! I'm sure we can talk this

195. through. No! Every time I so much as look at

196. a watterson, something terrible happens.

197. Okay, I take that back. Seems just talking to a watterson's enough.

198. But don't you think a class-action lawsuit is a slight overreaction for repeatedly

199. scaring off your fiancée? Every time you guys mess something up, I have to pay for

200. it out of my own wages. Why else do you think I have so many jobs?

201. Hmm. Never thought about that before. Look, I'm tired of your

202. attitude, mister. I'm coming in there, and we're going to shake hands and make up

203. like adults. Mom, you can't do that!

204. Yes... I can! No!

205. I mean, you can't do that because he's got a...

206. restraining order on us.

207. Now, what you do when you arrive in prison is you punch the biggest guy in the

208. room. Then, no one will — ow!

209. He said punch the biggest, not the fattest. Sorry.

210. Now it hurts here and here.

211. Ah! Thank goodness! Your mother's here to bail us out!

212. Not this time. What?

213. You're in here, too? Hold on. That's all right. I'm sure some unforeseen detail

214. that usually gets us off the hook is gonna pop up right... Now.

215. Wattersons, you're free. Yes! To remain silent.

216. Otherwise, no dinner tonight. Where's

217. my happy ending? This is the end, guys. Show's over.

218. No. What? I said no!

219. It doesn't end like this — not on my watch! They say we've gone too far, but

220. I say we haven't gone far enough! We're busting out of here.

221. Hey, punk, my dad said that if his dog was as ugly as you, he'd shave its butt and teach it to

222. walk backwards!

223. Dad! Oh, thank you.

224. Thank you. This is for breaking us out of here.

225. And this is for punching my husband.

226. Aah! Okay. What now?

227. I think gumball was on to something. Up until now, every bad

228. situation has gotten worse and worse until it somehow just fixed itself.

229. There's only one solution left. What is it? Everyone take a

230. problem, part ways, and produce a problem more problematic than a problem of that proportion

231. should probably be. Huh? Just do what you do

232. best — make things worse. It says here that Mr. Small is suing us for giving

233. him claustrophobia that time we got him stuck in a filing cabinet.

234. Oh, I'm sorry, but I don't see any kind of surprise for me inside this en—

235. Sorry. Sorry, Mr. Small.

236. Do you think we made things bad enough?

237. There. Now let's go and post him to the smallest country in the world.

238. Kenneth — the gross jar

239. creature. Are you sure this is a good idea?

240. Yep. This is exactly what we need.

241. Hi, Mrs. Watterson. Did you come to give us the

242. money you owe us? Uh, no. I just need you to give your mom

243. a message. Tell your mom that she's so short, she needs shoes for her

244. chin. Uh, also, tell your mom

245. she's so fat that her high-school photo was a double-page spread.

246. And finally, tell your mom that she has so many warts

247. that her face spells "ugly" in braille.

248. Aah!

249. Okay. The plan worked pretty well. How are you guys doing?

250. Is Kenneth in good spirits? Yep. It's pretty bad.

251. He's eaten everyone on the bus and the bus.

252. Aah!

253. How do we get out of here?

254. Quick, jump on!

255. Hey! Come back with my scooter before I forget why I'm running after

256. you! Well, I think we've pretty much

257. ticked off the whole town. They dropped our baby! They blew up my head!

258. They ran me over!

259. What do we do now? Mom, they're getting

260. in! Somebody think of

261. something. I can't hold them off forever. No! This is it!

262. It's all over! The end of the wattersons! The only thing that

263. can save us is reality being completely reset by some kind of magic device!