1. You know what?Copy !req
2. I don't think I'm gonna wear this anymore.Copy !req
3. Why? I thought it brought you good luck.Copy !req
4. Yeah, it does, but nothing's fun anymore.Copy !req
5. See? Watch this.Copy !req
6. Whoa!Copy !req
7. Ta-da.Copy !req
8. Whoop-de-boring-do.Copy !req
9. What are you talking about?Copy !req
10. That was fan-flapping-tastic!Copy !req
11. Yeah, a week ago, maybe,
but now it's just lame.Copy !req
12. I think I'm gonna throw it out.Copy !req
13. Don't throw it out!Copy !req
14. I could really use some luck right now.Copy !req
15. I've been trying to get on
Win or Don't Win for five monthsCopy !req
16. but they're not returning my calls.Copy !req
17. You're never gonna get
on that show, hat or no hat.Copy !req
18. There's a show
called Hat or No Hat?Copy !req
19. Look, you want it? You have it.Copy !req
20. Hello?Copy !req
21. Would I?Copy !req
22. Tomorrow?!Copy !req
23. Oh, thank you, Win or Don't Win!Copy !req
24. Wow! This hat is amazing!Copy !req
25. Okay, guys, as impressive as all this is,Copy !req
26. let's not get carried away.Copy !req
27. There's no way a tinfoil
hat is responsible for--Copy !req
28. Richard! What are you--Copy !req
29. Hello?Copy !req
30. Interview? Tomorrow?Copy !req
31. For a promotion and a pay rise?!Copy !req
32. What was that?Copy !req
33. That was the sound of
doom for the Wattersons.Copy !req
34. Do you ever miss your helmet?Copy !req
35. No. Why?Copy !req
36. Well, everyone seems to
be using it for really cool stuff,Copy !req
37. like Dad with the TV showCopy !req
38. or Mom with her job.Copy !req
39. All you ever did was lame party tricks.Copy !req
40. It doesn't matter, Darwin.Copy !req
41. I'm happy to see the back of it.Copy !req
42. Succeeding at everything
really took the joy out of life.Copy !req
43. Besides...Copy !req
44. sometimes in life, you make your own luck!Copy !req
45. It's so good to fail again.Copy !req
46. You see, you take a pinch of success,Copy !req
47. a dash of failure,Copy !req
48. you mix it together, and
that's what makes life int--Copy !req
49. See? That wasn't so bad.Copy !req
50. You just blew up the ant farm.Copy !req
51. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
52. It's okay!Copy !req
53. Life is great, Darwin!Copy !req
54. Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
55. So, you're saying
you're happy when you fail?Copy !req
56. Absolutely.Copy !req
57. It's the struggle that
makes a victory sweet.Copy !req
58. Besides, I still got it.Copy !req
59. Butter side down,
just like poor Uncle Eddie.Copy !req
60. What do you know?Copy !req
61. My lunch is on the floor.Copy !req
62. Hey, who's the funny guy who did that?Copy !req
63. And you know what the best thing
about failure is, Darwin?Copy !req
64. No.Copy !req
65. Is that it builds your sense of humor.Copy !req
66. Oh, who am I kidding?Copy !req
67. I'm nothing without my helmet!Copy !req
68. I want it back!Copy !req
69. I need it!Copy !req
70. But I need it more 'cause
I need to win the show!Copy !req
71. Well, I need it to get the promotion
which is more important than a game show.Copy !req
72. But if I win the show I'll get a speedboat!Copy !req
73. Think about how great it would be for me!Copy !req
74. Richard, you'll never use it.Copy !req
75. Nicole, if I win a
speedboat, I'm gonna use it.Copy !req
76. You have to understand,
I'm doing this for the greater good.Copy !req
77. Winning the speedboat will be good for youCopy !req
78. but not for the rest of the family.Copy !req
79. Uh... You're right.Copy !req
80. I'm sorry, Nicole.Copy !req
81. I don't know what came over me.Copy !req
82. It's okay.Copy !req
83. Just, where did you hide the helmet?Copy !req
84. It's in this bag.Copy !req
85. Oh...Copy !req
86. No, wait!Copy !req
87. Actually, it's in... it's in this one.Copy !req
88. I was gonna trick you.Copy !req
89. I'm sorry.Copy !req
90. I guess that helmet's got more
power over me than I thought.Copy !req
91. Thanks for being honest, honey.Copy !req
92. That was an astonishing interview.Copy !req
93. There's... just one thing.Copy !req
94. You are aware that if you get the job,Copy !req
95. you won't be able to wear
that papier-mâché helmet, right?Copy !req
96. Of course.Copy !req
97. But for the record, it's not
papier-mâché, it's tinfoil.Copy !req
98. Mm. No.Copy !req
99. I'm pretty sure it's
papier-mâché painted gray.Copy !req
100. What?Copy !req
101. Can I switch your TV on?Copy !req
102. Uh... Sure?Copy !req
103. ...and he's won the speedboat!Copy !req
104. Yay!Copy !req
105. This isn't going to
affect my chances, is it?Copy !req
106. Um, what do you think?Copy !req
107. It's mine!Copy !req
108. No, mine!Copy !req
109. Give it back! Give it right back!Copy !req
110. It's mine!Copy !req
111. I lost my job for it!Copy !req
112. It's mine!Copy !req
113. I need it!Copy !req
114. But I'm on Hat or No Hat tomorrow!Copy !req
115. Give...Copy !req
116. It...Copy !req
117. Back!Copy !req
118. Stop it!Copy !req
119. Look at what you've become!Copy !req
120. This stupid hat is driving you crazy!Copy !req
121. Actually, it's a helmet.Copy !req
122. It's not a helmet or a hat!Copy !req
123. It's a piece of tinfoil!Copy !req
124. And it's tearing this family apart!Copy !req
125. Look at you!Copy !req
126. You're behaving like animals!Copy !req
127. Anais is right.Copy !req
128. That helmet has such a grip on us.Copy !req
129. It's like its magic is taking
control of the person who wears it.Copy !req
130. Ha! Well, since none of you guys
want it, I guess I can have it back.Copy !req
131. No!Copy !req
132. Me and Darwin have been talkingCopy !req
133. and we've decided it has to be destroyed.Copy !req
134. What?Copy !req
135. You can't destroy it!
I'm nothing without it!Copy !req
136. I'm sorry, honey, but Anais is right.Copy !req
137. Can... Can I have one more go?Copy !req
138. No!Copy !req
139. Don't touch it!!Copy !req
140. Hey!Copy !req
141. No! No! No! It's mine!Copy !req
142. Aah! No! It's my helmet!Copy !req
143. Dude, chill out.Copy !req
144. It's just a bucket with some tinfoil on it.Copy !req
145. Give it back! It's my helmet!Copy !req
146. Why can't we just put it in the bin?Copy !req
147. Because they'll just pull it out again.Copy !req
148. We have to take it
to the bin of all bins...Copy !req
149. The dump.Copy !req
150. Can't we just rip it up?Copy !req
151. Have you ever tried ripping up tinfoil?Copy !req
152. Sounds horrible.Copy !req
153. What are we gonna do with it, then?Copy !req
154. Throw it in the garbage crusher.Copy !req
155. Can you hear that?Copy !req
156. What?Copy !req
157. That noise.Copy !req
158. Sounds like a cat trying to say "snake."Copy !req
159. Snake.Copy !req
160. It's probably just the wind.Copy !req
161. Mm, maybe.Copy !req
162. I don't know what the big deal
with this lucky helmet is, anyway.Copy !req
163. Looks pretty normal to me.Copy !req
164. Oh, look! A gold ring!Copy !req
165. Oh, look! A pearly necklace!Copy !req
166. Wow! A diamond-encrusted chain!Copy !req
167. And it spells "Darwin"!Copy !req
168. Come on.Copy !req
169. We're nearly there.Copy !req
170. I... I can't do it, Anais.Copy !req
171. It's... it's too heavy.Copy !req
172. Well, give me the helmet.
I'll deal with it.Copy !req
173. No!Copy !req
174. It's a man's job.Copy !req
175. You're... you're just a little girl.Copy !req
176. The helmet is my burden to carry.Copy !req
177. You can carry me, though!Copy !req
178. Ugh.Copy !req
179. There.Copy !req
180. I've done my part.Copy !req
181. Now you do yours.Copy !req
182. Throw the stupid thing in the crusher.Copy !req
183. Okay!Copy !req
184. Well, good riddance!Copy !req
185. Darwin, look out!Copy !req
186. Give me my helmet!Copy !req
187. The helmet's mine! Give it back!Copy !req
188. Give it! Give it!Copy !req
189. Dude, what's wrong with your voice?Copy !req
190. I just really need to cough.Copy !req
191. Better.Copy !req
192. Ah-ha!Copy !req
193. No!Copy !req
194. Give it up, Gumball! There's
two of us! You'll never win!Copy !req
195. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
196. I can already feel its power!Copy !req
197. Well, not for long!Copy !req
198. Come on, Darwin.Copy !req
199. You'll never hit me!Copy !req
200. I'm the luckiest man alive!Copy !req
201. It's not luck! It's just
we can't throw very well!Copy !req
202. Then let me make it easy for you.Copy !req
203. Come on, Anais! There's no
way you can miss from there!Copy !req
204. Huh.Copy !req
205. Nice try, but now it's my turn.Copy !req
206. Oh, look! A tennis-ball machine.Copy !req
207. Good luck finding a power supply for that.Copy !req
208. Oh, look!Copy !req
209. A generator.Copy !req
210. Okay, maybe the hat is magic after all.Copy !req
211. Run!Copy !req
212. He's got us cornered!Copy !req
213. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
214. Pass me that stale baguette.Copy !req
215. Why?Copy !req
216. Don't you worry about it.
Just tell Mom and Dad I love them.Copy !req
217. What? Darwin, no!Copy !req
218. No!Copy !req
219. No!Copy !req
220. No! My power!Copy !req
221. Come on, Darwin!Copy !req
222. He lost the helmet!Copy !req
223. Oh, cool.Copy !req
224. No! No! No, no!Copy !req
225. Nooo!Copy !req
226. Gumball!!Copy !req
227. Almost... got... it.Copy !req
228. What the?! What is wrong with you?Copy !req
229. My helmet...Copy !req
230. I almost reach it.Copy !req
231. Give me your hand!Copy !req
232. No! I need the power!Copy !req
233. For goodness' sake, man!Copy !req
234. It's only a piece of tinfoil!Copy !req
235. But think of all the stuff
we could do with it.Copy !req
236. Yes!Copy !req
237. Haha. Okay, you can pull me up now.Copy !req
238. Listen, Gumball, the helmet
is powerful, but it's also evil.Copy !req
239. Look at what it's done
to you and Mom and Dad!Copy !req
240. But... but without it, I'm nothing!Copy !req
241. Gumball, we're nothing without you.Copy !req
242. So, give me your other hand.Copy !req
243. Whoo.Copy !req
244. Yay!Copy !req
245. Richard, are you sure this is a good idea?Copy !req
246. Of course, honey.Copy !req
247. I said I'd use it, didn't I?Copy !req
248. Uh, how far away is the sea?Copy !req
249. Oh, about a hundred miles.Copy !req
250. Huh?Copy !req
251. You okay?Copy !req
252. Yep. School was awesome today!Copy !req
253. I was hanging out with Tina.Copy !req
254. She taught me how to donate to charity.Copy !req
255. Who is this for, again?Copy !req
256. Me.Copy !req
257. Then she helped tear through my homework.Copy !req
258. And finally, we had lunch together.Copy !req
259. What should I try first?Copy !req
260. Lasagna.Copy !req
261. It was great!Copy !req
262. What?Copy !req
263. I think you're being bullied.Copy !req
264. Nah. We're just having fun.Copy !req
265. Nope. You're definitely getting bullied.Copy !req
266. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
267. Don't worry, bro.
I'll take care of this for you.Copy !req
268. Hey, Tina, you've been
picking on my brother,Copy !req
269. and I think it's time you guys
talked about this face-to-face.Copy !req
270. Tomorrow?Copy !req
271. 4:00 p.m.?Copy !req
272. Behind the school?Copy !req
273. No, wait! That's not what I meant!Copy !req
274. Oopsie.Copy !req
275. Well?Copy !req
276. Looks like your face-to-face
turned into more of a... face-to-fist.Copy !req
277. What the... What?Copy !req
278. I think she wants to have
a fight with you.Copy !req
279. Come on, son.Copy !req
280. It's time I showed you
how to deal with bullies.Copy !req
281. There comes a point in every man's lifeCopy !req
282. where he has to stand up for himself.Copy !req
283. But that's okay, 'cause Daddy's here
to teach you an old family techniqueCopy !req
284. that got me out of trouble many times.Copy !req
285. Oooh!Copy !req
286. A secret fighting technique?Copy !req
287. Yes. It's called... the Bunny Hop.Copy !req
288. But remember,
you must never use it in anger.Copy !req
289. I promise, Father.Copy !req
290. All right. You be the bully.Copy !req
291. Okay.Copy !req
292. Come on. Don't be shy.Copy !req
293. Try to take my lunch money.Copy !req
294. Don't hurt me! Not the face!Copy !req
295. Here's my lunch moneyCopy !req
296. and my lunch!Copy !req
297. Please, take it! Please, please, please!Copy !req
298. That was step one.Copy !req
299. And here comes the Bunny Hop.Copy !req
300. Welp, that wasn't much help.Copy !req
301. You're right.Copy !req
302. I think you need help from a real adult.Copy !req
303. So, School Counselor.Copy !req
304. Pretty scary title, huh?Copy !req
305. But don't you worry your
tiny little heads about it.Copy !req
306. Think of me as a friend, a compadre,Copy !req
307. a fellow pilgrim on a
mad journey we call...Copy !req
308. Life.Copy !req
309. So, tell me, what's shakin'?Copy !req
310. Oh, I'm fine.Copy !req
311. No, he's not!
He's being bullied!Copy !req
312. Oh.Copy !req
313. The big "B," huh?Copy !req
314. You know, more often than notCopy !req
315. conversation beats confrontation.Copy !req
316. Hands down.Copy !req
317. Let's meditate on this.Copy !req
318. Ommm.Copy !req
319. Ommm.Copy !req
320. So, tell me, who's bullying you?Copy !req
321. Tina Rex.Copy !req
322. Tina Rex?Copy !req
323. Don't tell her you saw me!Copy !req
324. Well, that wasn't much help.Copy !req
325. No way!Copy !req
326. Gumball's gonna fight Tina?Copy !req
327. She's gonna mash him!Copy !req
328. He's toast!Copy !req
329. She's gonna skin him alive!Copy !req
330. This will be the greatest fight ever!Copy !req
331. This is getting out of hand.Copy !req
332. Don't worry. I'll fix this.Copy !req
333. Come on! What is wrong with you guys?Copy !req
334. How many of you have been bullied by Tina?Copy !req
335. Don't you realize if we all join forces,
we can stand up to Tina once and for all?Copy !req
336. And no student will ever be bullied again!Copy !req
337. Yeah!Copy !req
338. We can also stop global warming!Copy !req
339. Yeah!Copy !req
340. And bring peace to the world!Copy !req
341. Yeah!Copy !req
342. And build schools for the dolphins in
the rainforests so they can cure baldness!Copy !req
343. Yeah!Copy !req
344. Uh, Anais?Copy !req
345. Sorry, Gumball!
The power's gone to my head!Copy !req
346. See you on Capitol Hill!Copy !req
347. Good luck with the fight, man!Copy !req
348. There you are.Copy !req
349. Darwin!Copy !req
350. You're supposed to be here
when your best friend'sCopy !req
351. about to get mangled by--Copy !req
352. Shh...Copy !req
353. Just follow me!Copy !req
354. Behold, my Super Bully
Protecting Suit of Power!Copy !req
355. Whoa!Copy !req
356. I love it!Copy !req
357. Looking good.Copy !req
358. Now, check this out.Copy !req
359. It's got bouncy bubble wrap pants,Copy !req
360. and it has an MP3 player as standard.Copy !req
361. And that's not all.Copy !req
362. This string here operates
the super counterattack device.Copy !req
363. No, wait!Copy !req
364. You've only got one shot, so
you must wait for the right moment.Copy !req
365. Okay.Copy !req
366. And last but not least,Copy !req
367. the tassels!Copy !req
368. What do these do?Copy !req
369. Move your arm around.Copy !req
370. Oooooh. Tassels.Copy !req
371. Okay, time to put it to the test.Copy !req
372. Ready?Copy !req
373. Okay.Copy !req
374. Aah! Ow! Ow! Ah!Copy !req
375. Can you feel anything yet?Copy !req
376. Okay, I'll keep going!Copy !req
377. What did it feel like?Copy !req
378. Like I'm being hit with a stick!Copy !req
379. What?Copy !req
380. Like I'm being hit with a stick.Copy !req
381. That wasn't much help.Copy !req
382. That's okay.Copy !req
383. We can rebuild it
better, faster, stronger!Copy !req
384. Let's get to work!Copy !req
385. Oh, too late.Copy !req
386. Know what?Copy !req
387. Maybe it won't be so bad.Copy !req
388. I'll just meet Tina in a
quiet calm atmosphereCopy !req
389. and we'll talk things
through like civilized people.Copy !req
390. Yeah!Copy !req
391. This is a great idea!Copy !req
392. Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!Copy !req
393. This is a terrible idea.Copy !req
394. What's going on here?Copy !req
395. I'll have no fighting on my watch.Copy !req
396. Oh, Gumball Watterson.Copy !req
397. I might have known.Copy !req
398. Oh.Copy !req
399. Thank you, Miss Simian!Copy !req
400. Oh, I was gonna fight a T-Rex.Copy !req
401. Please send me to detention.Copy !req
402. Well, I suppose I could...Copy !req
403. after my coffee break.Copy !req
404. But, Miss Simian, Tina gonna--Copy !req
405. Em! Coffee Break?Copy !req
406. But, Miss Simian, you're my last hope!Copy !req
407. Please!Copy !req
408. Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!Copy !req
409. Uh-oh.Copy !req
410. Where's Gumball?Copy !req
411. Here.Copy !req
412. What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?Copy !req
413. Use the Bunny Hop, son.Copy !req
414. Son. Son. Son. Son.Copy !req
415. Dad? What are you doing here?Copy !req
416. Well, I wasn't gonna miss the big fight.Copy !req
417. Gumball!Copy !req
418. Time to deal with this like a man.Copy !req
419. Gumball! Stop running!Copy !req
420. Dude, I have no idea what you're saying.Copy !req
421. Sorry!Copy !req
422. Gumball!Copy !req
423. Sorry.Copy !req
424. Oh man.Copy !req
425. Sorry, ow. Sorry, ow.Copy !req
426. Ha ha, scaredy-cat!Copy !req
427. Oh!Copy !req
428. Mr. Small!Copy !req
429. Please!Copy !req
430. Let me in!Copy !req
431. Tina!Copy !req
432. No!Copy !req
433. Please! Let me in!Copy !req
434. No!Copy !req
435. Mr. Small!Copy !req
436. Go away!Copy !req
437. Would you mind removing your
glasses when you're at the table?Copy !req
438. Uh... Yes?Copy !req
439. What happened to you?Copy !req
440. I... ran into a door?Copy !req
441. That's not true. He's being bullied!Copy !req
442. Seriously, I did run into a door.Copy !req
443. Mom! Calm down!Copy !req
444. I'm perfectly calm!Copy !req
445. I just need a word
with Mr. Rex, honey-pie.Copy !req
446. Gumball!Copy !req
447. Sit!Copy !req
448. You guys, make up!Copy !req
449. Mr. Rex.Copy !req
450. Hi, Mr. Rex. We need to
talk about your daughter.Copy !req
451. So, it's going to be like that, is it?Copy !req
452. Well, that's fine by me!Copy !req
453. Your dad is pretty scary.Copy !req
454. So's your mom.Copy !req
455. Uh, Tina?Copy !req
456. Is it true that you're bullying me?Copy !req
457. What? No!Copy !req
458. I thought we were just having fun.Copy !req
459. So, why were you chasing me?Copy !req
460. I only wanted to speak
to you, but you ran away.Copy !req
461. Everyone thinks I'm a brute,Copy !req
462. just like my dad.Copy !req
463. But I'm not!Copy !req
464. I don't think you're a brute.Copy !req
465. Really?Copy !req
466. Of course.Copy !req
467. You're just a dangerous friend
with a terrifying amount of strength.Copy !req
468. Thanks!Copy !req
469. Come on. Give me five.Copy !req
470. Oh.Copy !req
471. Uh, how about a friend hug?Copy !req
472. Ow!Copy !req
473. Too... friendly!Copy !req
474. Well, I'm glad we finally
reached an agreement.Copy !req
475. Good-bye, Mr. Rex.Copy !req
476. So, everything's okay
between you and Tina?Copy !req
477. Yep!Copy !req
478. Everything's just fine.Copy !req