1. BEHOLD, DARWIN —Copy !req
2. THE GROSSEST THING EVER!Copy !req
3. I SHALL NAME IT THE GROSS JAR!Copy !req
4. IT WILL BE MY LEGACY TO THECopy !req
5. WORLD!Copy !req
6. IT'S THE COOLEST THING EVER.Copy !req
7. BUT I THOUGHT MYCopy !req
8. TAP-DANCING DOLPHIN IMPRESSIONCopy !req
9. WAS THE COOLEST THING EVER.Copy !req
10. YEAH, BUT THIS JUSTCopy !req
11. LITERALLY BLEW YOU OUT OF THECopy !req
12. WATER.Copy !req
13. [ PBHT! ]Copy !req
14. WHAT'S INSIDE?Copy !req
15. WELL...Copy !req
16. AH-CHOO!Copy !req
17. AH-CHOO!Copy !req
18. AH-CHOO!Copy !req
19. O-KAY.Copy !req
20. SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DOCopy !req
21. WITH IT?Copy !req
22. YEAH, WELL, THAT'SCopy !req
23. THE PROBLEM.Copy !req
24. I DON'T REALLY KNOW.Copy !req
25. IT NEEDS A FINAL TOUCH TO MAKECopy !req
26. IT A TRUE MASTERPIECE.Copy !req
27. NUKE IT!Copy !req
28. COULD YOU TELL ME WHENCopy !req
29. MY COFFEE'S READY?Copy !req
30. I'LL BE IN THE GARDEN.Copy !req
31. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
32. IT'S LOOKING AT ME!Copy !req
33. DUDE, WHERE DID YOUCopy !req
34. FIND ITS EYEBALL?Copy !req
35. I-I DIDN'T.Copy !req
36. IT MUST BE THE ATOMIC POWER OFCopy !req
37. THE MICROWAVE.Copy !req
38. IT LOOKS LIKE IT'SCopy !req
39. ALIVE.Copy !req
40. MAMA.Copy !req
41. DID YOU HEAR THAT?Copy !req
42. IT CALLED YOU "MOM."Copy !req
43. HMM.Copy !req
44. THEN I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU ITSCopy !req
45. DAD.Copy !req
46. ITS DAD?Copy !req
47. AAH!Copy !req
48. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
49. I DON'T WANT TO BE A BABYCopy !req
50. FATHER!Copy !req
51. LET'S DITCH IT!Copy !req
52. SHH!Copy !req
53. DON'T SAY STUFF LIKE THAT INCopy !req
54. FRONT OF HIM!Copy !req
55. I MEAN, COME ON.Copy !req
56. HE'S KIND OF CUTE.Copy !req
57. HELLO, LITTLE GUY.Copy !req
58. DON'T YOU WORRYCopy !req
59. ABOUT A THING.Copy !req
60. ME AND YOUR FATHER WILL TAKECopy !req
61. CARE OF EVERYTHING.Copy !req
62. DARWIN!Copy !req
63. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RECopy !req
64. GOING?Copy !req
65. UH... BUY SOME STUFF?Copy !req
66. AT THE SHOP?Copy !req
67. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
68. HE'S YOUR SON.Copy !req
69. I'M SORRY, LITTLE GUY.Copy !req
70. FROM NOW ON, I'LL ALWAYS BECopy !req
71. THERE FOR YOU.Copy !req
72. DARWIN, I THINK HE'S READY FORCopy !req
73. HIS FIRST STEPS.Copy !req
74. WAIT!Copy !req
75. GO AHEAD.Copy !req
76. COME ON. DON'T BE SHY.Copy !req
77. COME TO DADDY. AWW!Copy !req
78. HE'S KIND OF GOT MY EYES.Copy !req
79. DON'T YOU THINK?Copy !req
80. AAH!Copy !req
81. HE'S GOT MY TOP LIP, TOO!Copy !req
82. DUDE, IT'S WHATCopy !req
83. BABIES DO.Copy !req
84. HE'S JUST SUCKLING.Copy !req
85. IT'S NOT SUCKLING!Copy !req
86. IT'S EATING!Copy !req
87. OKAY, RELAX.Copy !req
88. HE'S JUST PLAYING.Copy !req
89. HE'LL COME OFF ON HIS OWN.Copy !req
90. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.Copy !req
91. AAH!Copy !req
92. HIS TEETH ARE SINKING IN!Copy !req
93. OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH!Copy !req
94. BAD BABY!Copy !req
95. STOP MAULING YOUR FATHER AND GETCopy !req
96. BACK IN YOUR JAR THIS INSTA—Copy !req
97. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
98. HE'S GOT MY NECK!Copy !req
99. I KNOW WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
100. HE MUST BE HUNGRY.Copy !req
101. OKAY, SO IT DOESN'T LIKE FRUITS,Copy !req
102. VEGETABLES, OR CEREAL.Copy !req
103. BUT IT DOES LIKE PIGEONS, RATS,Copy !req
104. RACCOONS, SEAGULLS, AND THECopy !req
105. MAILMAN'S BUTT.Copy !req
106. WHAT WAS ALL THATCopy !req
107. NOISE?Copy !req
108. WHAT ARE YOU TWO UP — AAH!Copy !req
109. WHAT IS THAT THING?Copy !req
110. IT'S OUR BABY.Copy !req
111. WHAT ARE YOU TALKINGCopy !req
112. ABOUT?Copy !req
113. WHERE DID YOU FIND IT?Copy !req
114. IT CAME OUT OF THECopy !req
115. MICROWAVE.Copy !req
116. ARE YOU SURE IT DIDN'TCopy !req
117. COME OUT OF THE TOILET?Copy !req
118. IT'S DISGUSTING.Copy !req
119. THEY ALWAYS LOOK ACopy !req
120. BIT FUNNY WHEN THEY'RE JUSTCopy !req
121. BORN.Copy !req
122. HE'S ACTUALLY VERYCopy !req
123. ADVANCED FOR HIS AGE.Copy !req
124. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEENCopy !req
125. HIM CATCH THAT SEAGULL.Copy !req
126. WHAT?Copy !req
127. YOU LET THAT MONSTER OUT?Copy !req
128. LOOK, I WAS TRYINGCopy !req
129. TO BE NICE HERE, BUT YOU BETTERCopy !req
130. STOP INSULTING OUR CHILD OR ICopy !req
131. DON'T KNOW WHATCopy !req
132. I'LL DO.Copy !req
133. IT'S NOT A CHILD!Copy !req
134. AND WHAT IS IT DOING IN MYCopy !req
135. HIGH CHAIR?Copy !req
136. DON'T LISTEN TO HER, KENNETH.Copy !req
137. SHE'S JUST JEALOUS.Copy !req
138. YOU CALLED ITCopy !req
139. "KENNETH"?Copy !req
140. BABY NEEDS A NAME.Copy !req
141. LOOK, LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU'RECopy !req
142. KENNETH'S AUNT.Copy !req
143. NOW, WE'RE GONNA BUY MORE PIGEONCopy !req
144. TRAPS.Copy !req
145. YOU BABYSIT.Copy !req
146. ARE YOU CRAZY?Copy !req
147. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE —Copy !req
148. UGH!Copy !req
149. I GUESS YOU'RE KIND OFCopy !req
150. UGLY CUTE.Copy !req
151. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU?Copy !req
152. WOW.Copy !req
153. THOSE ARE PRETTY POINTY TEETH.Copy !req
154. WHAT THE —Copy !req
155. AAH!Copy !req
156. KENNETH, WE'RE HOME!Copy !req
157. AH! WHAT A MESS.Copy !req
158. WHERE'S ANAIS?Copy !req
159. YECH.Copy !req
160. I KNEW SHE'D BAIL.Copy !req
161. GUMBALL, HAS KENNETHCopy !req
162. GROWN?Copy !req
163. GROWN INTO ACopy !req
164. TROUBLEMAKER.Copy !req
165. THIS PLACE IS A MESS!Copy !req
166. NAUGHTY KENNETH.Copy !req
167. PARCEL FOR THE WATTERSONS.Copy !req
168. HI. WAAH! WHOA!Copy !req
169. DID KENNETH JUST EATCopy !req
170. THE MAILMAN?Copy !req
171. UH, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
172. THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.Copy !req
173. NOT MY KENNETH.Copy !req
174. WELL, WHERE IS HE,Copy !req
175. THEN?Copy !req
176. WHAT DO I KNOW —Copy !req
177. MAILING?Copy !req
178. I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT KENNETH.Copy !req
179. DOES IT LOOK TO YOU LIKE HE'SCopy !req
180. GAINING WEIGHT?Copy !req
181. I'M MORE WORRIEDCopy !req
182. ABOUT HIS ATTITUDE.Copy !req
183. THIS BOY NEEDS DISCIPLINE.Copy !req
184. I THINK WE NEED PARENTAL ADVICE.Copy !req
185. SO, UM, WE'RE DOING THIS SCHOOLCopy !req
186. PROJECT.Copy !req
187. UH-HUH.Copy !req
188. AND, UH, WE'VE GOTCopy !req
189. TO LOOK AFTER THIS, UH, GROSSCopy !req
190. DOG THING.Copy !req
191. I'M WITH YOU.Copy !req
192. AND WE NEED YOURCopy !req
193. HELP DISCIPLINING IT.Copy !req
194. OKAY.Copy !req
195. IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE — KIND OFCopy !req
196. LIKE CHILDREN, ACTUALLY.Copy !req
197. THE FIRST THING YOU HAVE TO DOCopy !req
198. IS LET IT KNOW YOU'RE THE PACKCopy !req
199. LEADER, SO YOU LOOK THEM IN THECopy !req
200. EYES AND TELL THEM FIRMLY YOU'RECopy !req
201. THE BOSS.Copy !req
202. NOW, YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTYCopy !req
203. DOGGY!Copy !req
204. DAD, HE'S GOT YOURCopy !req
205. FINGER.Copy !req
206. WELL, THAT'S TO BECopy !req
207. EXPECTED, SON.Copy !req
208. THE BEST THING TO DO IS TOCopy !req
209. REMAIN CALM AND REASSERT YOURCopy !req
210. AUTHORITY.Copy !req
211. YEAH, BUT IT SEEMSCopy !req
212. TO BE EATING YOUR ARM.Copy !req
213. IT'S JUST TESTING ITSCopy !req
214. BOUNDARIES.Copy !req
215. THE WORST YOU CAN DO IS GIVE ITCopy !req
216. ATTENTION FOR NEGATIVE BEHAVIOR.Copy !req
217. I HAVE ALWAYS FOUND THAT ACopy !req
218. POSITIVE-REINFORCEMENT APPROACHCopy !req
219. IS THE BEST WAY TO —Copy !req
220. DAD!Copy !req
221. KENNETH'S EATEN DAD!Copy !req
222. PROBABLY ANAIS, TOO!Copy !req
223. WE'VE GOT TO SAVECopy !req
224. THEM!Copy !req
225. WE'LL SAVE THEMCopy !req
226. LATER!Copy !req
227. HEY, KIDS.Copy !req
228. SORRY I'M LATE. I —Copy !req
229. OW! WHAT THE —Copy !req
230. MOM, SOMETHINGCopy !req
231. TERRIBLE IN THE GARDEN BECAME INCopy !req
232. THE MICROWAVE AND BECAME ALIVECopy !req
233. AND SWALLOWED THE MAILMAN ANDCopy !req
234. DAD AND ANAIS AND WANTED TO EATCopy !req
235. US, AND WE GOT HERE, AND —Copy !req
236. WHAT?Copy !req
237. WHAT GUMBALL ISCopy !req
238. TRYING TO SAY IS THE MICROWAVECopy !req
239. MONSTER EVERYONE!Copy !req
240. IT'S HORRIBLE AND IT'S IN THECopy !req
241. GARDEN AND IT'S REALLYCopy !req
242. DANGEROUS!Copy !req
243. WE NEED TO BUILD AN ARMY AND...Copy !req
244. OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
245. SLOW DOWN, BOYS.Copy !req
246. WHERE'S YOUR FATHER?Copy !req
247. IT TURNED INTO ACopy !req
248. MONSTER, AND NOW IT'S COMING TOCopy !req
249. GET US!Copy !req
250. OH, FOR GOODNESS' SAKE.Copy !req
251. IT'S PROBABLY JUST A RACCOON.Copy !req
252. I'LL GO AND CHECK.Copy !req
253. YOU STAY HERE.Copy !req
254. NO! DON'T GO OUTSIDE!Copy !req
255. RICHARD? WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
256. WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE KIDS?Copy !req
257. THEY HAVEN'T BEEN THIS SCAREDCopy !req
258. SINCE YOU MADE THEM WAX YOURCopy !req
259. BACK.Copy !req
260. RICHARD, YOU BETTER NOT BECopy !req
261. TRYING TO SCARE ME.Copy !req
262. OH! AWW.Copy !req
263. RICHARD?Copy !req
264. RICHARD, STOP PLAYING GAMES.Copy !req
265. RICHARD?Copy !req
266. AAAAAAAH!Copy !req
267. MO-O-O-O-O-M!Copy !req
268. THIS IS ALL OURCopy !req
269. FAULT!Copy !req
270. IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE BAD PARENTS!Copy !req
271. KENNETH HAS GROWN UPCopy !req
272. TO BE A TROUBLED CHILD.Copy !req
273. A TROUBLED CHILD THATCopy !req
274. EATS PEOPLE!Copy !req
275. WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!Copy !req
276. YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
277. NO VIDEO GAMES FOR A WEEK.Copy !req
278. UH, GROUNDED FOR TWO WEEKS?Copy !req
279. OKAY.Copy !req
280. LET'S SEND HIM TO BOARDINGCopy !req
281. SCHOOL.Copy !req
282. STOP BEING SO SOFT!Copy !req
283. WE HAVE TO STOP HIM NOW!Copy !req
284. WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
285. IT'S AN OWL.Copy !req
286. OH.Copy !req
287. WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
288. A TWIG.Copy !req
289. OH.Copy !req
290. WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
291. THAT'S MY BUTT CHEEKCopy !req
292. QUIVERING WITH FEAR.Copy !req
293. REALLY?Copy !req
294. YEAH. LOOK.Copy !req
295. AAH!Copy !req
296. DARWIN, THIS IS OUR CHANCE!Copy !req
297. YAAH!Copy !req
298. OW!Copy !req
299. OW!Copy !req
300. OW!Copy !req
301. OW!Copy !req
302. OW!Copy !req
303. OW!Copy !req
304. OW!Copy !req
305. OW!Copy !req
306. OW! OW! OW!Copy !req
307. OW! OW!Copy !req
308. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT INCopy !req
309. THERE?Copy !req
310. PARTLY DIGESTED AND ACopy !req
311. LITTLE CRAMPED BUT OTHERWISECopy !req
312. FINE.Copy !req
313. JUST GET US OUT OF HERE, PLEASE!Copy !req
314. DUDE, WE GOT TO DOCopy !req
315. SOMETHING.Copy !req
316. I GOT IT!Copy !req
317. TIE THE HOSEPIPE AROUND ME SOCopy !req
318. THAT ALL I HAVE TO DO IS DIVECopy !req
319. INTO HIS MOUTH, GRAB EVERYONE,Copy !req
320. MAKE A HUMAN CHAIN...Copy !req
321. UH...Copy !req
322. AND WHEN I SAY,Copy !req
323. "OKAY," YOU SIMPLY PULL US OUT.Copy !req
324. GOT IT? LET'S GO!Copy !req
325. YEAH! DID IT!Copy !req
326. EVERYBODY, HOLD TIGHT.Copy !req
327. OKAY, GUMBALL, NOW PULL!Copy !req
328. GOTCHA!Copy !req
329. OKAY, THIS ISN'T WORKING.Copy !req
330. WELL, THINK OFCopy !req
331. SOMETHING ELSE!Copy !req
332. OUR LIVES DEPEND ON YOU!Copy !req
333. UH, I HATE TO TELLCopy !req
334. YOU THIS, BUT I GOT NOTHIN'.Copy !req
335. NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
336. KENNETH, PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!Copy !req
337. PLEASE!Copy !req
338. IF YOU LIKE EATING PEOPLE,Copy !req
339. I-I'LL BRING YOU SOME, LIKE ACopy !req
340. GOOD MOTHER.Copy !req
341. AND, UH, MAYBE A SALAD ONCE IN ACopy !req
342. WHILE BECAUSE YOU'RE STARTING TOCopy !req
343. GET A LITTLE BIT CHUBBY.Copy !req
344. HERE'S YOUR PACKAGE.Copy !req
345. HAVE A NICE DAY.Copy !req
346. GUMBALL!Copy !req
347. GREAT IDEA, TURNINGCopy !req
348. ON THE HOSE.Copy !req
349. OH, PFFT.Copy !req
350. IT WAS NOTHING.Copy !req
351. JUST QUICK THINKING, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
352. I-I WORK BEST WHEN I'M UNDERCopy !req
353. PRESSURE.Copy !req
354. IT DEFINITELY WASN'T AN ACCIDENTCopy !req
355. OR ANYTHING.Copy !req
356. AWW, KENNETH.Copy !req
357. LOOK AT YOU NOW.Copy !req
358. YOU'RE AS SWEET AS WHEN YOU WERECopy !req
359. BORN.Copy !req
360. WHO COULD IMAGINE HE'D TURN INTOCopy !req
361. SUCH A —Copy !req
362. AAH!Copy !req
363. DAD, NO!Copy !req
364. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?Copy !req
365. THAT THING ATE ME AND BARFED ME!Copy !req
366. I'M GONNA END THIS RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
367. B-BUT HE DIDN'T MEANCopy !req
368. IT.Copy !req
369. IT'S JUST THAT WE'VE BEEN BADCopy !req
370. PARENTS!Copy !req
371. GUMBALL, THAT THING ISCopy !req
372. A MAN-EATING MONSTER!Copy !req
373. YES, MAYBE HE EATSCopy !req
374. PEOPLE ONCE IN A WHILE, BUTCopy !req
375. MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, HE NEEDS SOMECopy !req
376. LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING.Copy !req
377. WE ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THECopy !req
378. FUTURE GENERATIONS.Copy !req
379. WE MAKE THE CHILDREN THAT WILLCopy !req
380. BECOME THE WORLD OF TOMORROW.Copy !req
381. DON'T BLAME KENNETH.Copy !req
382. BLAME YOURSELVES, BECAUSE YOU'RECopy !req
383. MY PARENTS, TOO.Copy !req
384. WHAT?Copy !req
385. LOOK AT HIM.Copy !req
386. HE WON'T HURT ANYONE NOW.Copy !req
387. DOESN'T THIS POORCopy !req
388. CREATURE DESERVE A SECONDCopy !req
389. CHANCE?Copy !req
390. AWW! OKAY.Copy !req
391. TRUST ME, GUYS —Copy !req
392. THIS TIME, IT'LL BE DIFFERENT.Copy !req
393. [ SIRENS WAILING, HELICOPTERCopy !req
394. BLADES WHIRRING ]Copy !req
395. ON SECOND THOUGHT, WECopy !req
396. PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TOCopy !req
397. DAD.Copy !req
398. WHEN'S SOMEONE GONNA INVENT A TVCopy !req
399. THAT FLICKS ITS OWN CHANNELS?Copy !req
400. HEY, HONEY. HOW WAS WORK?Copy !req
401. IS DINNER READY YET?Copy !req
402. HEY, MOM, DAD, GUESSCopy !req
403. WHAT!Copy !req
404. I GOT A B-PLUS IN HOME EC TODAY!Copy !req
405. MISS SIMIAN SAID MY SOUFFLé WASCopy !req
406. DIVINE.Copy !req
407. YEAH.Copy !req
408. YEAH, THAT'S VERY INTERESTING.Copy !req
409. I ALSO LEARNED HOWCopy !req
410. TO DO A CARTWHEEL.Copy !req
411. YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE?Copy !req
412. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
413. I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU, SON.Copy !req
414. HUH?Copy !req
415. [ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP!Copy !req
416. WHIP! ]Copy !req
417. I ALSO CRASHED YOUR CAR ON THECopy !req
418. RUN FROM THE POLICE AFTER ICopy !req
419. ROBBED A BANK.Copy !req
420. UH-HUH. GOOD FOR YOU.Copy !req
421. AAH! MY LEG! IT'S BROKEN!Copy !req
422. I PROBABLY NEED TO GET IT CUTCopy !req
423. OFF!Copy !req
424. AAH-HAAH!Copy !req
425. AND YET NOBODY CARES.Copy !req
426. WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GETCopy !req
427. NOTICED IN THIS HOUSE?Copy !req
428. OOH! WHAT?Copy !req
429. RICHARD, I THINK GUMBALL NEEDSCopy !req
430. SOME ATTENTION.Copy !req
431. MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO AND PLAYCopy !req
432. CATCH.Copy !req
433. YEAH, YEAH, WE'RE ALLCopy !req
434. VERY PROUD OF YOU, NICOLE.Copy !req
435. WHAT?Copy !req
436. LISTEN, HONEY, I'M SORRYCopy !req
437. YOU'VE NOT BEEN GETTING ENOUGHCopy !req
438. ATTENTION LATELY.Copy !req
439. I'M GOING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOUCopy !req
440. STARTING TOMORROW.Copy !req
441. WHY NOT NOW?Copy !req
442. SO, UH, PENNY, WANT TO HANG OUTCopy !req
443. AFTER SCHOOL?Copy !req
444. I'LL SHOW YOU MY CARTWHEEL.Copy !req
445. I'VE SEEN IT.Copy !req
446. IT'S NOT AS GOOD AS IT SOUNDS.Copy !req
447. SORRY, GUMBALL.Copy !req
448. IT'S CHEERLEADER TRYOUTSCopy !req
449. TONIGHT.Copy !req
450. I'VE BEEN PRACTICING ALL YEARCopy !req
451. FOR THIS.Copy !req
452. ANOTHER TIME, THOUGH.Copy !req
453. OKAY. NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
454. I LOVE YOU, PENNY.Copy !req
455. WHAT?Copy !req
456. WHAT? OH, NOTHING.Copy !req
457. I JUST SAID I LOVE PEANUTS.Copy !req
458. YEAH, PEANUTS.Copy !req
459. THEY TASTE SO GOOD.Copy !req
460. GUMBALL, I AM A PEANUT.Copy !req
461. THAT'S LIKE ME SAYING I LIKE TOCopy !req
462. EAT CATS.Copy !req
463. MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK TWICECopy !req
464. ABOUT THE THINGS YOU SAY.Copy !req
465. BUT I DID THINKCopy !req
466. TWICE.Copy !req
467. WELL, MAYBE YOU NEED TO THINKCopy !req
468. THREE TIMES.Copy !req
469. ANYWAY, SEE YOU LATER.Copy !req
470. WAIT!Copy !req
471. I DIDN'T SAY, "PEANUTS"!Copy !req
472. I SAID, "PONIES"!Copy !req
473. I LOVE PONIES!Copy !req
474. THEY TASTE OF NUTS!Copy !req
475. OH, WHATEVER.Copy !req
476. MAYBE YOU NEED TOCopy !req
477. TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH SHUT.Copy !req
478. IS THAT REALLY THE WAYCopy !req
479. YOU TALK TO GIRLS?Copy !req
480. MOM?Copy !req
481. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
482. WELL, YOU SAID YOUCopy !req
483. WANTED MORE ATTENTION, SO ICopy !req
484. FOLLOWED YOU TO SCHOOL.Copy !req
485. BUT BY THE LOOKS OF IT, YOU NEEDCopy !req
486. MORE THAN ATTENTION.Copy !req
487. YOU NEED SERIOUS HELP, LITTLECopy !req
488. MAN.Copy !req
489. AW, MOM, IF YOU'RECopy !req
490. SERIOUSLY GOING TO FOLLOW USCopy !req
491. AROUND ALL DAY, DO YOU REALLYCopy !req
492. NEED TO HOLD MY HAND?Copy !req
493. YES.Copy !req
494. YAY! MOM'S AT SCHOOL!Copy !req
495. AND IT'S NOT ALL DAY.Copy !req
496. IT'S ALL WEEK.Copy !req
497. I TOOK THE NIGHT SHIFT.Copy !req
498. HEY, MOM, NEED A DIAPER FORCopy !req
499. THAT BABY?Copy !req
500. [ High-pitched ]Copy !req
501. OOH, ACTUALLY, I AM FULLY POTTYCopy !req
502. TRAINED, SO CHECK YOUR FACTS,Copy !req
503. ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
504. YOU KNOW YOU GOT THEM GOODCopy !req
505. WHEN THEIR VOICES GO HIGH.Copy !req
506. GUMBALL, ARE YOU REALLYCopy !req
507. GONNA TAKE THAT?Copy !req
508. SHE JUST OWNED YOU.Copy !req
509. WHAT?Copy !req
510. YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA?Copy !req
511. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, DROPCopy !req
512. AN OCTAVE.Copy !req
513. THEN GIVE HER A TASTE OF HER OWNCopy !req
514. MEDICINE.Copy !req
515. TRY THIS.Copy !req
516. UH, TINA, I'D JUSTCopy !req
517. LIKE TO SAY THAT MAYBE YOU ONLYCopy !req
518. BULLY PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU'RECopy !req
519. INSECURE ABOUT YOUR WALNUT-SIZEDCopy !req
520. BRAIN AND THE FACT THAT YOUCopy !req
521. SMELL LIKE A SWEATY BUTCHER.Copy !req
522. [ High-pitched ] I'LL HAVECopy !req
523. YOU KNOW THAT SMELL IS ACopy !req
524. GLANDULAR PROBLEM!Copy !req
525. "GLANDULAR."Copy !req
526. WOW.Copy !req
527. IT ACTUALLY WORKED.Copy !req
528. YEAH, THAT WAS FUNNY.Copy !req
529. BUT GOOD LUCK WHEN TINA COMESCopy !req
530. BACK AND YOUR MOM'S NOT AROUNDCopy !req
531. TO HOLD YOUR HAND.Copy !req
532. DON'T WORRY, GUMMY-PUSS.Copy !req
533. I'LL HOLD YOUR HAND UNTILCopy !req
534. COLLEGE IF I HAVE TO.Copy !req
535. "GUMMY-PUSS."Copy !req
536. OH, MOM, STOPCopy !req
537. EMBARRASSING ME!Copy !req
538. OH, IT BURNS!Copy !req
539. MY EYES! WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
540. UH, I DON'T KNOW —Copy !req
541. PAINT?Copy !req
542. AAH! MY HAIR! WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
543. UH, CHLORINE FROMCopy !req
544. THE POOL?Copy !req
545. UNH! AAH! WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
546. UH, FERTILIZER?Copy !req
547. UH, UH...Copy !req
548. OH, I GUESS IT'S ALL RIGHT,Copy !req
549. THEN.Copy !req
550. BUT THAT'S STILL TWO HOURS OFCopy !req
551. DETENTION FOR POTENTIALLYCopy !req
552. DAMAGING MY BEAUTIFUL FACE.Copy !req
553. REALLY, PRINCIPAL BROWN,Copy !req
554. YOU NEED TO BE FIRMER THAN THAT.Copy !req
555. HUH?Copy !req
556. O-OKAY.Copy !req
557. FOUR HOURS' DETENTION.Copy !req
558. EIGHT HOURS?Copy !req
559. HMM. GOOD.Copy !req
560. SEE YOU IN DETENTION, WATTERSON.Copy !req
561. MOM, YOU'RE NOTCopy !req
562. HELPING.Copy !req
563. THE NERDS THINK YOU LOOK LIKE ACopy !req
564. DODECA-DORK WITH YOUR MOM ATCopy !req
565. SCHOOL.Copy !req
566. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?Copy !req
567. IT'S A 12-SIDED DORK,Copy !req
568. HONEY.Copy !req
569. MOM, YOU'RE NOTCopy !req
570. HELPING.Copy !req
571. MOM, YOU'RE NOT HELPING!Copy !req
572. WHOO-WHOO!Copy !req
573. COME ON, HONEY.Copy !req
574. OPEN THE TUNNEL FOR THECopy !req
575. CHOO-CHOO TRAIN.Copy !req
576. MOM, YOU'RE NOTCopy !req
577. HELP—Copy !req
578. ENOUGH!Copy !req
579. THE TINA THING WAS KIND OFCopy !req
580. HELPFUL, BUT THIS HAS GONE TOOCopy !req
581. FAR!Copy !req
582. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
583. I...Copy !req
584. THANKS.Copy !req
585. NOW, SERIOUSLY, I NEED YOU TOCopy !req
586. STOP MEDDLING WITH MY LIFE!Copy !req
587. I'M NOT MEDDLING.Copy !req
588. I'M HELPING.Copy !req
589. HELPING BY MEDDLING.Copy !req
590. YOU'RE JUST A BIG MEDDLER!Copy !req
591. I'M NOT A MEDDLER.Copy !req
592. I'M YOUR MOTHER!Copy !req
593. AND A MEDDLER.Copy !req
594. HEY!Copy !req
595. ISN'T THAT THE GIRL YOU LIKE?Copy !req
596. MOM, NO!Copy !req
597. UH, EXCUSE ME, PENNY.Copy !req
598. HAVE YOU GOT A SECOND?Copy !req
599. SURE.Copy !req
600. UH, YOU GUYS WILL NEED TO BECopy !req
601. QUICK.Copy !req
602. THE CHEERLEADER TRYOUTS ARECopy !req
603. ABOUT TO START.Copy !req
604. MOM, IF YOU LOVE ME,Copy !req
605. PLEASE DON'T DO THIS.Copy !req
606. OH, COME ON, GUMMY-PUSS.Copy !req
607. DON'T BE SHY.Copy !req
608. My baby has something to say toCopy !req
609. you.Copy !req
610. NO, I DON'T.Copy !req
611. HE'D LIKE TO TAKE YOUCopy !req
612. OUT ON A DATE.Copy !req
613. UH, THAT'S NOT TRUE.Copy !req
614. He loves you.Copy !req
615. REALLY?Copy !req
616. NO, I DON'T!Copy !req
617. I DON'T LOVE PENNY, AND I NEVERCopy !req
618. WILL!Copy !req
619. GUMBALL!Copy !req
620. WELL,Copy !req
621. THANKS FOR BEING HONEST WITH ME.Copy !req
622. NO, WAIT!Copy !req
623. I MEANT I'LL NEVER LOVE PEANUTS!Copy !req
624. NO — PONIES!Copy !req
625. SEE WHAT YOU DID?Copy !req
626. YOU UPSET PENNY!Copy !req
627. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET HERCopy !req
628. BACK?Copy !req
629. WELL, YOU KNOW, I COULDCopy !req
630. HELP YOU WITH THAT.Copy !req
631. THAT'S ENOUGH!Copy !req
632. OKAY? THAT'S ENOUGH!Copy !req
633. I'M MY OWN MAN NOW!Copy !req
634. I MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS, AND ICopy !req
635. DON'T NEED YOU BABYING MECopy !req
636. ANYMO—Copy !req
637. ANYMO—Copy !req
638. THANKS.Copy !req
639. NOW, JUST GO HOME, OKAY?Copy !req
640. OH, COME ON.Copy !req
641. WE ALL HAD A GREAT TIME.Copy !req
642. DIDN'T WE, DARWIN?Copy !req
643. TO BE HONEST, I'VECopy !req
644. NEVER BEEN SO EMBARRASSED IN MYCopy !req
645. ENTIRE LIFE!Copy !req
646. WHY ARE YOU SMILING,Copy !req
647. THEN?Copy !req
648. WELL, AT FIRST, I WASCopy !req
649. TRYING NOT TO HURT YOURCopy !req
650. FEELINGS, BUT NOW I'M JUSTCopy !req
651. STUCK!Copy !req
652. ICopy !req
653. BEG OF YOU, JUST GET OUT OF MYCopy !req
654. LIFE.Copy !req
655. OKAY.Copy !req
656. I GUESS I'LL JUST GO HOME, THEN.Copy !req
657. Mom, you've got toCopy !req
658. come back!Copy !req
659. I made my own decision!Copy !req
660. It was a bad one — a really,Copy !req
661. really bad one!Copy !req
662. OH, THANK GOODNESSCopy !req
663. SHE'S GONE.Copy !req
664. I'LL NEVER SMILE AGAIN.Copy !req
665. DARWIN!Copy !req
666. MOM, YOU'RE BACK!Copy !req
667. YAY!Copy !req
668. DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOURCopy !req
669. BROTHER IS?Copy !req
670. IN THE CHANGING ROOM.Copy !req
671. THANKS.Copy !req
672. GUMBALL, IT'S ME. OPEN THE DOOR.Copy !req
673. NO!Copy !req
674. NO, I WON'T!Copy !req
675. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
676. OH, IT'S AWFUL.Copy !req
677. I MADE A DECISION ON MY OWN, ANDCopy !req
678. IT WAS BAD.Copy !req
679. LISTEN, WHATEVER IT ISCopy !req
680. YOU'VE DONE, YOU NEED TO COMECopy !req
681. OUT AND FACE IT.Copy !req
682. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
683. ALL RIGHT. I'M COMING OUT.Copy !req
684. OH.Copy !req
685. YOU WERE GONNA TRY AND GETCopy !req
686. CLOSER TO PENNY BY JOINING HERCopy !req
687. CHEER TEAM, BUT NOW YOU FEELCopy !req
688. EMBARRASSED BECAUSE YOU HAVE TOCopy !req
689. WEAR A SKIRT.Copy !req
690. WHAT? NO!Copy !req
691. I'M GONNA BEAT PENNY AT HER OWNCopy !req
692. GAME SO SHE'LL REALIZE HOWCopy !req
693. AWESOME AND MANLY I AM.Copy !req
694. THEN SHE'LL DEFINITELY WANT TOCopy !req
695. DATE ME.Copy !req
696. RIGHT.Copy !req
697. SO, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
698. THE PROBLEM IS ME!Copy !req
699. WHAT IF I'M NOT AS GOOD AS THECopy !req
700. OTHER GIRLS?Copy !req
701. WHAT IF THEY LAUGH AT ME?Copy !req
702. AND THIS LEOTARD MAKES ME LOOKCopy !req
703. FAT, SO I PUT THIS SKIRT ON TOCopy !req
704. HIDE MY BUTT.Copy !req
705. WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU WANTCopy !req
706. ME TO DO, HONEY?Copy !req
707. UH, HELLO?Copy !req
708. BE THERE, OF COURSE?Copy !req
709. I NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT.Copy !req
710. YOU'RE MY MOM.Copy !req
711. START ACTING LIKE IT.Copy !req
712. OKAY, LET'S GO.Copy !req
713. TSK, TSK, TSK.Copy !req
714. NOW, PENNY, I HAVE TO SAY, I'M ACopy !req
715. LITTLE DISAPPOINTED.Copy !req
716. I KNOW.Copy !req
717. IT'S JUST I HAD SOME EMOTIONALCopy !req
718. PROBLEMS THIS AFTERNOON —Copy !req
719. YOU LEAVE YOUR EMOTIONS ATCopy !req
720. THE DOOR!Copy !req
721. THIS IS CHEERLEADING, NOT DRAMACopy !req
722. CLUB!Copy !req
723. YOU BETTER SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT,Copy !req
724. 'CAUSE THIS IS THE BIG LEAGUES,Copy !req
725. SISTER, AND RIGHT NOW YOU'RE ATCopy !req
726. THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL!Copy !req
727. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TOCopy !req
728. ADD, PRINCIPAL BROWN?Copy !req
729. ONLY THAT WE'RE MAKING CUTSCopy !req
730. TODAY, AND AFTER THATCopy !req
731. PERFORMANCE, SOMEONE'S GOING TOCopy !req
732. HAVE TO BE PRETTY BAD FOR IT NOTCopy !req
733. TO BE YOU.Copy !req
734. AM I TOO LATE?Copy !req
735. OW!Copy !req
736. NO!Copy !req
737. Mom...Copy !req
738. WELL, IT'S A NO FOR ME,Copy !req
739. MR. SMALL.Copy !req
740. IT'S A NO FOR ME, TOO.Copy !req
741. THAT'S TWO NOs, GUMBALL.Copy !req
742. YOU'RE GOING HOME.Copy !req
743. NO!Copy !req
744. MOM, MAKE THEM RECOUNT THECopy !req
745. SCORE!Copy !req
746. MAKE THEM RECOUNT THE SCORE!Copy !req
747. WELL, ZERO PLUS ZEROCopy !req
748. EQUALS ZERO, HONEY.Copy !req
749. WHY IS THE WORLD SOCopy !req
750. CRUEL?Copy !req
751. DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
752. YOU'LL DO BETTER NEXT TIME...Copy !req
753. AFTER A COUPLE OF YEARS' INTENSECopy !req
754. TRAINING.Copy !req
755. OH, GUMBALL, THANK YOU!Copy !req
756. IT WAS SO BRAVE OF YOU TOCopy !req
757. SACRIFICE YOUR DIGNITY SO I CANCopy !req
758. GET ON THE TEAM.Copy !req
759. I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU DO LIKECopy !req
760. ME.Copy !req
761. JUST A LITTLE?Copy !req
762. PEANUTS.Copy !req
763. PONIES.Copy !req
764. I THINK THAT MEANSCopy !req
765. "YES."Copy !req
766. MOM, YOU KNOW WHEN ICopy !req
767. SAID I WANTED TO BE MY OWN MANCopy !req
768. AND MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS?Copy !req
769. YES.Copy !req
770. CAN IT JUST WAIT FORCopy !req
771. A FEW YEARS?Copy !req
772. THE LONGER, THE BETTER,Copy !req
773. HONEY.Copy !req
774. EVEN WHEN YOU'RE 80, YOU'LLCopy !req
775. STILL BE MY GUMMY-PUSS.Copy !req