1. It's Daisy the Donkey on Ice Day!Copy !req
2. You promised to take me and we're late!Copy !req
3. Oh, honey, I'm sorry.Copy !req
4. Mommy worked really late last night.Copy !req
5. What sort of a horrible mother wouldn't
take her daughter to her favorite show?Copy !req
6. Oh, Anais, I know what I said, but--Copy !req
7. Horrible mother--Copy !req
8. Horrible mother--Copy !req
9. Okay.Copy !req
10. "Electro Fat.Copy !req
11. Gets you fit while you watch TV."Copy !req
12. So the last electrode goes...Copy !req
13. Where?Copy !req
14. Oh, there!Copy !req
15. Oh, hi, honey!Copy !req
16. Hi.Copy !req
17. Where's Gumball and Darwin?Copy !req
18. In the backyard, playing
their made-up game.Copy !req
19. Keep an eye on them.Copy !req
20. Every time they play
that game, it's a mess.Copy !req
21. Dodge or dare!Copy !req
22. Relax, honey. I'm here.
What could go wrong?Copy !req
23. Dodge or dare! Dodge or dare!
Dodge or dare!Copy !req
24. Yeah. What could go wrong?Copy !req
25. Ooh.Copy !req
26. Now come on, Electro Fat.Copy !req
27. Make me beautiful!Copy !req
28. Aah. Oooh, ooh.Copy !req
29. What was that?Copy !req
30. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
31. It's time to play...Copy !req
32. Dodge or dare!Copy !req
33. Roll the dice!Copy !req
34. Take a card!Copy !req
35. Dare!Copy !req
36. "You have to throw
the ball onto the moonCopy !req
37. using only objects from the trash."Copy !req
38. Ha! Just watch and learn.Copy !req
39. Yes!Copy !req
40. Ooh!Copy !req
41. Aaah!Copy !req
42. Hey, the card says "no hands."Copy !req
43. Ugh.Copy !req
44. I told you, Margaret. It's not a
mid-life crisis, it's just a new car.Copy !req
45. It landed in the Robinson's yard.Copy !req
46. Yay!Copy !req
47. Mr. Robinson.Copy !req
48. He's such a funny guy.Copy !req
49. Mrs. Robinson is one lucky lady.Copy !req
50. Hm.Copy !req
51. -Hi, Mr. Robinson...
-Hi, Mrs. Robinson...Copy !req
52. Your ball fell into my garden,
causing my wife's hair to fall off!Copy !req
53. Therefore, as a punishment,Copy !req
54. I'll teach you a new game called, um...Copy !req
55. Eh, eh...Copy !req
56. Learning the Consequences of Your Actions!Copy !req
57. A game Mr. Robinson invented for us?Copy !req
58. Yay!Copy !req
59. You can start by cleaning the garden.Copy !req
60. Yes!Copy !req
61. - But wait!
- Huh?Copy !req
62. There you go. You wouldn't
want it to be easy, would ya?Copy !req
63. Wohoo!Copy !req
64. We'll see if they're still
smiling after this.Copy !req
65. Excuse me.Copy !req
66. There, we're done.Copy !req
67. This is green,Copy !req
68. green-orange,Copy !req
69. orangey green,Copy !req
70. terra-cotta,Copy !req
71. Egyptian sunrise,Copy !req
72. sunset yellow,Copy !req
73. and this is the Mr. Robinson
head-shaped leaf.Copy !req
74. Ooh!Copy !req
75. Can we keep it?Copy !req
76. No.Copy !req
77. You slackers forgot to cut the grass!Copy !req
78. Oh, Mr. Robinson, you're so right.Copy !req
79. What... were... we... thinking?Copy !req
80. We'll get right on It.Copy !req
81. But wait!Copy !req
82. You got to use nail clippers.Copy !req
83. Yay!Copy !req
84. Thank you, Mr. Robinson.Copy !req
85. I think they're missing the point.Copy !req
86. Done!Copy !req
87. What the!?Copy !req
88. Oh!Copy !req
89. All right, goons.Copy !req
90. Come here and paint this fence blue.Copy !req
91. Yay!Copy !req
92. That'll teach 'em to mess
with Gaylord Robinson.Copy !req
93. Done!Copy !req
94. Hmm.Copy !req
95. Now make it green!Copy !req
96. Done!Copy !req
97. Orange with purple stripes!Copy !req
98. Done!Copy !req
99. Yellow with black dots!Copy !req
100. Done!Copy !req
101. Pink!Copy !req
102. Done!Copy !req
103. Red!Copy !req
104. Done!Copy !req
105. Blue!Copy !req
106. Done!Copy !req
107. Black!Copy !req
108. Done!Copy !req
109. Yellow!Copy !req
110. Done!Copy !req
111. Aaahh!Copy !req
112. Mr. Robinson, since you
love painting so much,Copy !req
113. I made this bird especially for you.Copy !req
114. Uh... t hanks?Copy !req
115. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
116. Follow me.Copy !req
117. Now, there's a stain on this rug.Copy !req
118. Where?Copy !req
119. There!Copy !req
120. I mean, there!Copy !req
121. What?Copy !req
122. Huh?!Copy !req
123. More ice, sir?Copy !req
124. Argh! Gimme that!Copy !req
125. Aarg!Copy !req
126. Huh?!Copy !req
127. What?!Copy !req
128. Okay, now you're scaring me.Copy !req
129. I'm sure Mr. Robinson needs more help.Copy !req
130. Maybe he's too shy to ask.Copy !req
131. Go away!Copy !req
132. He hides it well,
but I can feel he needs us.Copy !req
133. Go away!Copy !req
134. Go away!Copy !req
135. Go away!Copy !req
136. Now that is a cry for help.Copy !req
137. Those little parasites, they just won't--Copy !req
138. Oh. Hi, Mr. Robinson.Copy !req
139. What? Don't touch me!Copy !req
140. Unbelievable.Copy !req
141. Hmm?!Copy !req
142. Come on. Eat up, Mr. Robinson.Copy !req
143. Get away from me!Copy !req
144. Darn those kids.Copy !req
145. Can't a guy get some
privacy in his own house?Copy !req
146. Blast it. Out of paper.Copy !req
147. Get out of here!Copy !req
148. Oh, wait. Could you
throw that back, please?Copy !req
149. I need to lie down.Copy !req
150. It's bedtime, Mr. Robinson.Copy !req
151. Oh, I think he has a temperature.Copy !req
152. Come on, Mr. Robinson.Copy !req
153. Say, "Ah".Copy !req
154. Aaaaaaahh!Copy !req
155. Oh!Copy !req
156. Listen, kids.Copy !req
157. Why are you trying so hard to help me?Copy !req
158. Because we love you, Mr. Robinson.Copy !req
159. But there's nothing left for you to do!Copy !req
160. We could clean your new car.Copy !req
161. No way! My car is
brand-new and very expensive!Copy !req
162. We could clean Mrs. Robinson?Copy !req
163. Huh!Copy !req
164. All right. Clean the car.Copy !req
165. Yay!Copy !req
166. Bu-bu-bu-bu-but,
please be careful with it!Copy !req
167. So...Copy !req
168. Where do we start?Copy !req
169. I don't know.Copy !req
170. I never cleaned a car before.Copy !req
171. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
172. Let's make Mr. Robinson proud.Copy !req
173. Okay.Copy !req
174. Easy.Copy !req
175. Mr. Robinson said it's very expensive.Copy !req
176. I know.Copy !req
177. I'll just...Copy !req
178. At least things can't get any worse.Copy !req
179. You know, Margaret, maybe
those kids aren't so bad after all.Copy !req
180. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
181. I don't know. I've never
burned a car before.Copy !req
182. This is terrible!Copy !req
183. We failed him!Copy !req
184. Oh, the shame!Copy !req
185. We can't ever show our faces again!Copy !req
186. We need to hide away forever!Copy !req
187. Ooh!Copy !req
188. Dark.Copy !req
189. Filthy.Copy !req
190. Horrible.Copy !req
191. Perfect.Copy !req
192. My car!Copy !req
193. Who did this?Copy !req
194. Those kids!Copy !req
195. I'm gonna get them for this!Copy !req
196. Come out! I'm calling the sheriff!Copy !req
197. Oh, no.Copy !req
198. They know we wrecked the car.Copy !req
199. What do you mean you wrecked the car?Copy !req
200. Dad?Copy !req
201. Hi.Copy !req
202. Daisy! Daisy the Donkey!Copy !req
203. Mom?Copy !req
204. Why are the Robinsons
talking to the sheriff on our lawn?Copy !req
205. I don't know, sweetie.Copy !req
206. I think we'll just go around the back.Copy !req
207. I tell you, Sheriff!
It was those kids next door,Copy !req
208. sure as I...Copy !req
209. What?Copy !req
210. We just touched it with
the sponge and it fell apart,Copy !req
211. so we decided to hide here forever.Copy !req
212. Such a sad story.Copy !req
213. But it's not true!Copy !req
214. You see, it was
nine o'clock this morning, and...Copy !req
215. Now come on, Electro Fat.Copy !req
216. Make me beautiful!Copy !req
217. You...Copy !req
218. Thing of...Copy !req
219. Beauty!Copy !req
220. Oh, Mr. Robinson's new car.Copy !req
221. Oh. okay. It's just a dink.Copy !req
222. I'll bang it out.Copy !req
223. This may take a while.Copy !req
224. There! Finished!Copy !req
225. Phew!Copy !req
226. So you see, it was my fault, not yours.Copy !req
227. What sound we do now?Copy !req
228. Well, I think the most responsible
thing to do is to hide here foreverCopy !req
229. and never let your mother
find out what happened.Copy !req
230. I already know.Copy !req
231. Honey?Copy !req
232. But it's not quite what you think.Copy !req
233. It was nine o'clock this morning--Copy !req
234. Wait!Copy !req
235. Can I do this?Copy !req
236. Put the tape on, Mom!Copy !req
237. Yes, honey.Copy !req
238. Where is it?Copy !req
239. Here.Copy !req
240. Yeah!Copy !req
241. They parked right in front of our lawn.Copy !req
242. I just didn't see it.Copy !req
243. I was about to tell Mr. Robinson, but...Copy !req
244. Horrible mother--Copy !req
245. So, we went to see the show.Copy !req
246. And it was great!Copy !req
247. So, there.Copy !req
248. It was mostly my fault.Copy !req
249. I'm so relieved.Copy !req
250. It was a family effort!Copy !req
251. Darn it! I know they're up there!Copy !req
252. Get in there and arrest those vandals!Copy !req
253. Ah, not without a warrant, sir.Copy !req
254. I pay my taxes, and that pays your salary!Copy !req
255. Ergo, I'm your boss!Copy !req
256. Now get in there and do your job!Copy !req
257. Please, sir! Calm down!Copy !req
258. All right.Copy !req
259. I supposed I shall have to take
matters into my own hands, huh?Copy !req
260. Well...Copy !req
261. Here come the Robinsons.Copy !req
262. Poor Mr. Robinson.Copy !req
263. We wrecked his beautiful new carCopy !req
264. and nobody has the courtesy to apologize.Copy !req
265. We should be ashamed of ourselves!Copy !req
266. So, let's get out there
and apologize, as a family.Copy !req
267. Okay...Copy !req
268. This is what happens
when you mess with Gaylord!Copy !req
269. This is what happens.
This is what happens!Copy !req
270. This... Is... What... Happens!Copy !req
271. They look kind of angry, Gumball.Copy !req
272. Please, stop! Please!Copy !req
273. Please, ma'am. Drop the duster!Copy !req
274. Please!Copy !req
275. No, ma'am! No! No!Copy !req
276. Margaret!Copy !req
277. No, sir! No, please!Copy !req
278. Maybe we should give
them time to calm down.Copy !req
279. So, do you want to press charges?Copy !req
280. No. uh, I'm sure they learned their lesson.Copy !req
281. It's too bad you have to
live next to such monsters.Copy !req
282. Don't worry, Mr. Robinson.Copy !req
283. We'll look after your house
while you're gone!Copy !req
284. Aaah!Copy !req
285. Such a great guy.Copy !req
286. Well, there is one important
thing we learned today.Copy !req
287. Huh?Copy !req
288. That Electro Fat machine
was worth every penny.Copy !req
289. Anais, for the last time,
we just can't afford it.Copy !req
290. But why?Copy !req
291. Richard, tell your daughter
why we can't go to Daisyland.Copy !req
292. We're going to Daisyland?Copy !req
293. No!Copy !req
294. But why?Copy !req
295. Because money doesn't grow on treesCopy !req
296. and Daisyland tickets
don't just fall from the sky.Copy !req
297. But you always say that
if you put your mind to it,Copy !req
298. you can accomplish anything.Copy !req
299. Dad, what are you doing?Copy !req
300. I'm getting tickets using
the power of my mind.Copy !req
301. That's not gonna--Copy !req
302. Shh.Copy !req
303. I hate to break it to you guys,
but it's not gonna happen.Copy !req
304. The world doesn't work like that.Copy !req
305. Gumball Watterson,
get out of this bathroom!Copy !req
306. Today's gonna be a wonderful day,Copy !req
307. 'cause I got in the shower first!Copy !req
308. Huh?Copy !req
309. Ugh!Copy !req
310. Wait for us! Wait for us!Copy !req
311. Rocky!Copy !req
312. Hold up! Wait for me!Copy !req
313. Ow.Copy !req
314. Uh, Rocky?Copy !req
315. Rocky!Copy !req
316. Well, it seems like it's not my dayCopy !req
317. but that's okayCopy !req
318. because it's nothing
a good song won't fix.Copy !req
319. When life hands you lemons,Copy !req
320. you got to make some lemonade!Copy !req
321. Darwin, stop it already.
It's getting embarrassing.Copy !req
322. Gumball! How's it going?Copy !req
323. Ah, it's great...Copy !req
324. Except for the fact that this is starting
out to be the worst day of my life!Copy !req
325. It's like I'm cursed or something.Copy !req
326. Watterson!Copy !req
327. This school has a dress code.Copy !req
328. These rags are obscene!Copy !req
329. Get to Lost and Found.Copy !req
330. They'll provide you
with something more suitable.Copy !req
331. But Principal Brown--Copy !req
332. Uhp!Copy !req
333. There you go. Much better.Copy !req
334. You've got to be kidding me.Copy !req
335. I'm sorry, dude, but this isn't
a department store, you know.Copy !req
336. Oh, Rocky. There's
got to be something else.Copy !req
337. You're in luck!Copy !req
338. Eh, people think I'm a fruit,
but I'm also classified as an herb.Copy !req
339. What?Copy !req
340. Where did you get your
clothes, Lost and Found?Copy !req
341. Well, actually, yes, I did.Copy !req
342. Oh. Uh...Copy !req
343. Hey, where did you get
your clothes, the circus?Copy !req
344. Dude, we kind of just
went over this already.Copy !req
345. Lost and Found.Copy !req
346. Oh.Copy !req
347. Hey, where did you get your clothes,
the swim shop and the hat shop?Copy !req
348. Where did you get your
brain from, the dollar store?Copy !req
349. Seven hours detention
for hurting my feelings.Copy !req
350. What? But--Copy !req
351. I'll see you after school.Copy !req
352. Fine! Ow! Paper cut!Copy !req
353. Uh, Gumball, are you okay?Copy !req
354. Everything's great, Darwin.Copy !req
355. Everything's just peachy.Copy !req
356. Oh, okay!Copy !req
357. Darwin! Don't take
everything I say so literally!Copy !req
358. Okay?Copy !req
359. What about what you just said now?Copy !req
360. Should I take that literally?Copy !req
361. Ugh. No... Yes!Copy !req
362. No!Copy !req
363. I don't know.Copy !req
364. Talk to me.Copy !req
365. I think I'm cursed.Copy !req
366. Hmm.Copy !req
367. Then what you need
is a good luck charm.Copy !req
368. Guys, there are no such
things as lucky charms,Copy !req
369. curses, or tickets falling from the sky.Copy !req
370. There must be a scientific explanation
for what's happening to Gumball,Copy !req
371. like there is for everything.Copy !req
372. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
373. How does your science explain
the magical rainbows, then, huh?Copy !req
374. Diffraction of light through moisture
in the atmosphere.Copy !req
375. It's a sad world you live in.Copy !req
376. Come on, Gumball.Copy !req
377. Darwin, how will I know
if it's a four-leaf clover?Copy !req
378. Simple. They've got four leaves
and they're extremely rare.Copy !req
379. Rare?Copy !req
380. They're one in a million!Copy !req
381. Rarer that the rarest--Copy !req
382. Found one!Copy !req
383. Top 'o the morning to ya!Copy !req
384. Ooh!Copy !req
385. I can already feel my luck changing.Copy !req
386. Hey, look! A lucky foo--Copy !req
387. I'm ready to take your advice now.Copy !req
388. I knew you'd come around eventually.Copy !req
389. Now, please tell me.Copy !req
390. What's the scientific
explanation for all of this?Copy !req
391. Oh, there's no explanation.Copy !req
392. What's been happening is just a
coincidental series of unfortunate events.Copy !req
393. Huh?Copy !req
394. Look, I'm just going to have to show you.Copy !req
395. Okay.Copy !req
396. Opening an umbrella indoors, breaking
a mirror, and walking under a ladderCopy !req
397. all considered to bring extremely bad luck.Copy !req
398. Ha, nonsense, and to prove this,Copy !req
399. you're going to perform all
three tasks at the same time!Copy !req
400. You sure about this?Copy !req
401. Mathematically, the chance of anything
else happening to you is miniscule.Copy !req
402. Okay...Copy !req
403. Here it goes!Copy !req
404. Wow, I guess you were right!Copy !req
405. I guess logic and reason
just went down the drain.Copy !req
406. Hey, guys! Guys!Copy !req
407. I've been thinking scientifically
and I think I figured it out!Copy !req
408. Yesterday evening, Gumball and I
were setting the table for dinner...Copy !req
409. Wha?Copy !req
410. Wow!Copy !req
411. It was probably the luckiest
thing I have ever seen.Copy !req
412. So, according to my findings,Copy !req
413. Gumball used up all
his good luck in one day,Copy !req
414. and that's why today he's
left with nothing but bad luck!Copy !req
415. Of course!Copy !req
416. That doesn't make sense,
but it's the best we got.Copy !req
417. So, the logical conclusion
to your nonsensical theoryCopy !req
418. is that if he can survive today,Copy !req
419. everything should be
back to normal by tomorrow!Copy !req
420. Of course!Copy !req
421. Ugh.Copy !req
422. I'll be right back, Watterson.Copy !req
423. I've got some important
business to attend to.Copy !req
424. What? No! Don't leave me!Copy !req
425. You're staying right there
because you're in detention!Copy !req
426. No! You don't understand!Copy !req
427. I'm in great danger!Copy !req
428. You're in great danger of getting
another three hours detention!Copy !req
429. Principal Brown! Please!Copy !req
430. I got to get out of here!Copy !req
431. No, wait!Copy !req
432. Just do nothing.Copy !req
433. Just do nothing. Just do...Copy !req
434. Ah...Copy !req
435. Sorry, I forgot to slam the door in anger!Copy !req
436. Aah!Copy !req
437. Okay, I think I might go
and do nothing somewhere else!Copy !req
438. I'm so glad I confiscated this.Copy !req
439. Watterson! What are you--Copy !req
440. Come on, bad luck!
Let's get this over with!Copy !req
441. Give me your best shot!Copy !req
442. No! No!Copy !req
443. Okay! I'm sorry!Copy !req
444. I'm sorry!Copy !req
445. I'm alive!Copy !req
446. Huh?Copy !req
447. Ah, give me a break!Copy !req
448. In your face, bad luck!Copy !req
449. I am invinci--Copy !req
450. Huh?Copy !req
451. No, I can make this!Copy !req
452. I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it!Copy !req
453. Gonna make it!Copy !req
454. I'm not gonna make it!Copy !req
455. What happened?Copy !req
456. The doctor says you
were very lucky to survive.Copy !req
457. Very lucky indeed.Copy !req
458. Huh?Copy !req
459. Lucky? This means my
good luck has finally returned!Copy !req
460. Thus proving my scientific
hypothesis to be correct.Copy !req
461. And since science and reason
have gone out the window,Copy !req
462. I suggest we use the power of our
minds to get tickets for Daisyland.Copy !req
463. One family pass to Daisyland, please.Copy !req
464. Oh, no! My... My ticket!Copy !req
465. Hmm. I wonder to
where the wind will take it.Copy !req
466. Hey, a Daisyland ticket!Copy !req
467. Hmm. I wonder to
where the wind will take it.Copy !req
468. Look, Mother. A Daisyland ticket.Copy !req
469. Mother, I'm wondering to
where the wind will take it.Copy !req
470. Yay!Copy !req
471. I wished for snow!Copy !req