1. I think lunch is the best because
you've already had breakfast.Copy !req
2. But you still have dinner
to look forward to.Copy !req
3. A plastic magic wand!Copy !req
4. Sweet!Copy !req
5. Make a wish!Copy !req
6. I wish I had six eyes.Copy !req
7. One, two...Copy !req
8. Maybe you have to wave it.Copy !req
9. I wish Gumball had six eyes.Copy !req
10. One...Copy !req
11. two...Copy !req
12. This magic wand is weak.Copy !req
13. Magic wand?Copy !req
14. Can I have a turn?Copy !req
15. Sure, but it doesn't really--Copy !req
16. Cool!Copy !req
17. With this, I can make
all my wishes come true.Copy !req
18. My first wish is that this wand
doesn't turn out to be a big fraudCopy !req
19. like that stupid wishbone!Copy !req
20. What wishbone?Copy !req
21. Well, when I was a boy about your age...Copy !req
22. I wish that the sausages
would fly into my mouth!Copy !req
23. Mom, I made a wish on the
wishbone and nothing happened!Copy !req
24. What did you think,
that it was gonna come true?Copy !req
25. Magic isn't real.Copy !req
26. You mean, it's... a fraud?Copy !req
27. Yeah. It's a fraud.Copy !req
28. No!Copy !req
29. And I didn't stop screaming for 15 years.Copy !req
30. I never believed in anything again.Copy !req
31. But I believe this will be different.Copy !req
32. Now, I've got some wishing to do!Copy !req
33. You know what this means, Darwin.Copy !req
34. We have to make sure
all of Dad's wishes come true.Copy !req
35. Why?Copy !req
36. Because if we don't, he'll never
be able to believe in anything again.Copy !req
37. And he might go crazy and start screaming.Copy !req
38. We have to make sure
he thinks that wand is real.Copy !req
39. Yeah!Copy !req
40. I wish for sausages to fly into my mouth.Copy !req
41. I think you and me are gonna be friends.Copy !req
42. I wish the sink was fixed.Copy !req
43. Well, how do you fix the sink?Copy !req
44. I don't know.Copy !req
45. Quick! Mr. Dad's gonna
find out the wand's not real!Copy !req
46. You are truly powerful.Copy !req
47. I shall name you...Copy !req
48. Wanda, the Wonderful Wand of Wonder!Copy !req
49. Quick, I think Dad's
gonna make another wish.Copy !req
50. I wish it was raining pancakes!Copy !req
51. I wish...Copy !req
52. I wish it was Christmas every day.Copy !req
53. Ho, ho, ho!Copy !req
54. Merry Christmas, everyone!Copy !req
55. Oh!Copy !req
56. I wish...Copy !req
57. I wish I was taller.Copy !req
58. Now I'm a giant!Copy !req
59. I wish...Copy !req
60. I wish I had a monster truck.Copy !req
61. Yeah, a monster-truck T-shirt.Copy !req
62. I wish...Copy !req
63. I wish I could be invisible.Copy !req
64. Come on, Darwin. Just do what I do.Copy !req
65. Where's Dad?Copy !req
66. I wonder where he's gone.Copy !req
67. Look, he left his wand floating in midair.Copy !req
68. He's here.Copy !req
69. Come on, Darwin. Let's go and find him.Copy !req
70. But he's here.Copy !req
71. Darwin!Copy !req
72. I wish...Copy !req
73. I wish I wasn't so hot.Copy !req
74. Not again.Copy !req
75. Mr. Watterson!Copy !req
76. Would you kindly refrain
from offending my wife's eyeballsCopy !req
77. with your public display of vulgarity?Copy !req
78. Oh.Copy !req
79. Sorry, Mr. Robinson.Copy !req
80. Hey.Copy !req
81. Wait a second.Copy !req
82. You picked the wrong day to mess with...Copy !req
83. the Bunny Warlock!Copy !req
84. Sorry, what?Copy !req
85. If it's a fight you want,
it's a fight you've got!Copy !req
86. But I think I should warn you,Copy !req
87. I have supernatural powers!Copy !req
88. The only thing supernatural
about you is your ignorance.Copy !req
89. I wouldn't be laughing if I was facing...Copy !req
90. the Mighty Bunny Warlock!Copy !req
91. The only thing mighty about
you is your ignorance.Copy !req
92. I used the same joke again.Copy !req
93. Perhaps you haven't noticed
my magic wand and my cape!Copy !req
94. You don't have a cape.Copy !req
95. Mm?Copy !req
96. I wish for a cape.Copy !req
97. You look ridiculous.Copy !req
98. You leave me no choice, sir.Copy !req
99. I wish... I wish...Copy !req
100. Here we go.Copy !req
101. I wish you looked ridiculous!Copy !req
102. Huh?Copy !req
103. Ah! Horrible! Take it off, take it off!Copy !req
104. Cover your eyes, woman!Copy !req
105. Ah! No! Put it back on! Put it back on!Copy !req
106. And I wish your wife's head was a melon.Copy !req
107. Now... I wish you would
fly away out of my sight.Copy !req
108. You dared to doubt the all-powerfulCopy !req
109. Bunny Warlock!Copy !req
110. I can't hold it any longer!Copy !req
111. Now, begone!Copy !req
112. He really is a wizard.Copy !req
113. Run, Margaret, run!Copy !req
114. Mr. Dad's turning evil.Copy !req
115. Maybe it's time we told him the truth.Copy !req
116. But if we tell him the truth,Copy !req
117. he's gonna get upset
like when he was a boy.Copy !req
118. Ah, you're right.Copy !req
119. I know!Copy !req
120. We're gonna have to take the wand back!Copy !req
121. Is there nothing you can't do, Wanda?Copy !req
122. I think I finally understand
your true power!Copy !req
123. I wish...Copy !req
124. I wish... I wi--Copy !req
125. This has gone on long enough.Copy !req
126. What are you doing here?Copy !req
127. This wand, it has made you evil.Copy !req
128. We're taking it back.Copy !req
129. Hmph.Copy !req
130. You think that you mere mortals
have the power to challenge me?Copy !req
131. Come, take the wand if you dare.Copy !req
132. Slip-over spell!Copy !req
133. We've got to do it.Copy !req
134. It'll break his heart if he finds out.Copy !req
135. Can't you see what you've become?Copy !req
136. I can see perfectly clearly.Copy !req
137. I have become a master wizard!Copy !req
138. Slow-motion spell!Copy !req
139. It's power has overtaken you!Copy !req
140. Reverse spell!Copy !req
141. You overtaken has power it's!Copy !req
142. No, it's more like,Copy !req
143. !uoy nekatrevo sah rewop s'tICopy !req
144. Love spell!Copy !req
145. Inside-out spell!Copy !req
146. Urgh, gross!Copy !req
147. Back-to-normal spell!Copy !req
148. Give us the wand!Copy !req
149. Never!Copy !req
150. I wish your face was his butt
and his butt was your face!Copy !req
151. Really?Copy !req
152. I wished it, didn't I?Copy !req
153. Now I wish that your butt was
his face and his face was your butt!Copy !req
154. I wish that your face was kissing his buttCopy !req
155. and his butt was kissing your face!Copy !req
156. This has got to stop.Copy !req
157. Dad!Copy !req
158. We've got something to tell you.Copy !req
159. What's going on? Why have you stopped?Copy !req
160. That wand's a fake.Copy !req
161. It's just a plastic toy,
free from a cereal packet.Copy !req
162. What nonsense!Copy !req
163. If that's true, how do you explain this?Copy !req
164. Flying spell!Copy !req
165. Ow!Copy !req
166. It was us.Copy !req
167. We've been making it happen
right from the start.Copy !req
168. I hope you're not mad at us.Copy !req
169. You mean, you two kids spent the whole dayCopy !req
170. making incredible wishes come true?Copy !req
171. You did that all for me?Copy !req
172. Of course!Copy !req
173. Even when I made your butt kiss
his face and his face kiss your butt,Copy !req
174. you did that for me?Copy !req
175. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
176. Come here and give me a big hug.Copy !req
177. But hang on.Copy !req
178. If you were making my wishes come true,Copy !req
179. doesn't that mean that Wanda
the Wonderful Wand of Wonder is a fraud?Copy !req
180. Uh...Copy !req
181. Yeah.Copy !req
182. A fraud?Copy !req
183. Uh...Copy !req
184. Noooo!Copy !req
185. It's mine! The power is all mine!Copy !req
186. I wish you didn't have
that ridiculous haircut.Copy !req
187. I wish I hadn't said that.Copy !req
188. Careful, numbskull!Copy !req
189. These trophies are a symbol
of my excellence as a teacher.Copy !req
190. It took me 754 years to collect them all.Copy !req
191. What was that?Copy !req
192. Hello! "Favorite teacher award"?Copy !req
193. It's like the best one and stuff,
but you'll never win it.Copy !req
194. Why not?Copy !req
195. Because you need a letter of
recommendation from a student who, uh...Copy !req
196. actually likes you.Copy !req
197. That sounds easy enough.Copy !req
198. Seriously, though, no one likes you,
Miss Simian. Not even me!Copy !req
199. And I like everybody.Copy !req
200. Nobody likes me?Copy !req
201. Hmm.Copy !req
202. Dude, I think something's
wrong with Miss Simian.Copy !req
203. What makes you say that?Copy !req
204. She hasn't told anyone off all day.Copy !req
205. That is weird.Copy !req
206. Hey, guys! Wait up!Copy !req
207. Gumball?Copy !req
208. Yeah...Copy !req
209. You and I are friends, right?Copy !req
210. Are we?Copy !req
211. Well, what with all the
detentions and everything,Copy !req
212. I guess we spend a lot of time together.Copy !req
213. Uh, I guess so.Copy !req
214. Anyway, gotta go.Copy !req
215. Just one more thing.Copy !req
216. Would you mind if I hang out
with you just for a little while?Copy !req
217. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
218. Yeah, I would.Copy !req
219. Basically, she asked to be my friend.Copy !req
220. Well, I told her "No," obviously.Copy !req
221. But now she's just following me around.Copy !req
222. And the strangest thing is,
she's completely unresponsive.Copy !req
223. Watch. See? Nothing!Copy !req
224. Hmm.Copy !req
225. Try something hot.Copy !req
226. Is she still there?Copy !req
227. Yep.Copy !req
228. Shoo-shoo. Shoo!Copy !req
229. Huh.Copy !req
230. Fetch!Copy !req
231. I hope things get better tomorrow.Copy !req
232. What is she doing in my house?Copy !req
233. I'm sorry.Copy !req
234. I just thought that maybe we could
share a nice breakfast together,Copy !req
235. but since you all hate me, I'll just go.Copy !req
236. I'm walking.Copy !req
237. It's so sad.Copy !req
238. This is me... on my way.Copy !req
239. I'm at the door.Copy !req
240. This is kind of harsh.Copy !req
241. I'm turning the doorknob.Copy !req
242. I'm opening the door!Copy !req
243. I don't know why, but I'm crying!Copy !req
244. Boy, it sure looks lonely out there.Copy !req
245. Mom, why do you hate Miss Simian so much?Copy !req
246. I don't want to talk about it.Copy !req
247. Please let her stay!Copy !req
248. Okay.Copy !req
249. She can stay but--Copy !req
250. Oh, thank you! You're
such a kind and friendly family!Copy !req
251. You know, I've never had friends before.Copy !req
252. I don't even know what friends do.Copy !req
253. Don't worry.Copy !req
254. We'll show you.Copy !req
255. Now, a very important part
of friendship is sharing.Copy !req
256. Imagine you both have ice creams.Copy !req
257. Ooh!Copy !req
258. But what's this?Copy !req
259. Darwin has dropped his ice cream.Copy !req
260. I said, "Darwin has
dropped his ice cream."Copy !req
261. You got it on my shoes.Copy !req
262. Do you want to share mine?Copy !req
263. Very good.Copy !req
264. Ice cream, Darwin?Copy !req
265. Oh, thanks!Copy !req
266. But, Gumball,
you don't have an ice cream.Copy !req
267. Want to share mine?Copy !req
268. Sure.Copy !req
269. Dude, this is so gross!Copy !req
270. Why don't you pretend
you have your own ice cream?Copy !req
271. Ugh. Why didn't I think of that?Copy !req
272. Friends also high-five, like this.Copy !req
273. High-five!Copy !req
274. Okay, now it's--Copy !req
275. No, I meant slap my--Copy !req
276. Let's move on to the next lesson.Copy !req
277. How about we all play a game,
like friends do?Copy !req
278. Here's one we made up.Copy !req
279. It's called Dodge or Dare!Copy !req
280. Roll the dice.Copy !req
281. Take a card.Copy !req
282. What'd you get?Copy !req
283. "Put a gooey hair ball
in Miss Simian's lunch."Copy !req
284. Ah! L-Let me take that. Pick another.Copy !req
285. "When Miss Simian's back is turned--"Copy !req
286. Actually, let me pick one for you.Copy !req
287. "Cover Simian in slug juice,
drop water balloons on Simian,Copy !req
288. Miss Simian, Miss Simian, Miss Simian..."Copy !req
289. Forget the cards.Copy !req
290. Here's a dare,Copy !req
291. Make the most annoying noise possible.Copy !req
292. O... kay. That was... good, butCopy !req
293. we know that you can do better.Copy !req
294. Like when you're mad at us.Copy !req
295. Oh, you mean this little thing?Copy !req
296. Gumball!Copy !req
297. That... was...Copy !req
298. awesome!Copy !req
299. High-five!Copy !req
300. That still needs a little work.Copy !req
301. I've got my eye on you, Simian.Copy !req
302. Do it again! Do it again!Copy !req
303. I'm so pleased to finally
have such great friends!Copy !req
304. Aww, we love you, Miss Simian.Copy !req
305. Sorry, kids.Copy !req
306. Miss Simian, can I have a word with youCopy !req
307. in private, please?Copy !req
308. Yes, Nicole, how can I help you?Copy !req
309. Listen, Simian, you might
have the rest of them fooledCopy !req
310. but I don't trust you for a second.Copy !req
311. I remember you from school.Copy !req
312. I remember the horrible name
you used to call me every day.Copy !req
313. Do you remember that?Copy !req
314. Yes, I do. And I'm sorry.Copy !req
315. What?Copy !req
316. I was that horrid person for so long,
and look where it got me.Copy !req
317. No friends, no family--
just bitterness and wrinkles.Copy !req
318. But even an old ape can change.Copy !req
319. Will you give me that chance?Copy !req
320. Oh, I don't know.
It's all happening so fast.Copy !req
321. Please?Copy !req
322. Okay, I'll... I'll give it another shot.Copy !req
323. What do we do now, best friends?Copy !req
324. Uh, let's see. I know!Copy !req
325. Best friends write letters to each
other about how great they are.Copy !req
326. Wow! What a... friendly idea.Copy !req
327. What shall we write?Copy !req
328. Uh... Oh...Copy !req
329. How about...Copy !req
330. "We, the aforementioned, unanimously
agree that Miss Simian is worthyCopy !req
331. of this year's favorite teacher award."Copy !req
332. "Favorite teacher award."Copy !req
333. Okay, done it!Copy !req
334. It's mine!Copy !req
335. Look how happy she is.Copy !req
336. That's the power of friendship.Copy !req
337. Wow! You baked that cake for Miss Simian?Copy !req
338. Yeah. I think she deserves
a second chance.Copy !req
339. Is Miss Simian around?Copy !req
340. Nah, dude. She just drove off.Copy !req
341. You should have seen her,
all dancing and laughing,Copy !req
342. saying she finally got some losersCopy !req
343. to write her a favorite
teacher nomination.Copy !req
344. What was the word she used?Copy !req
345. "Losers."Copy !req
346. Nice first steps, loser!Copy !req
347. Nice cycling, loser!Copy !req
348. Nice "poem," loser!Copy !req
349. Nice hair, loser.Copy !req
350. Nice husband, loser!Copy !req
351. Everyone, get back in the car.Copy !req
352. Now?Copy !req
353. Soon, the trophy will be mine.Copy !req
354. We'll see about that, you two-faced baboon!Copy !req
355. There's nothing you can do about it, loser!Copy !req
356. Mom! What are you doing?Copy !req
357. Something I should
have done a long time ago.Copy !req
358. Kids, throw stuff at her!Copy !req
359. But isn't that dangerous?Copy !req
360. Not as dangerous as disobeying your mother!Copy !req
361. Sorry!Copy !req
362. Open your mouth.Copy !req
363. I hope you like pepperoni!Copy !req
364. That was close.Copy !req
365. Cool!Copy !req
366. Not cool!Copy !req
367. I thought you were our friend,
Miss Simian.Copy !req
368. Ha! Who needs friends
when you have this letter?Copy !req
369. Uh?Copy !req
370. Huh?Copy !req
371. There it is, Richard! Get it!Copy !req
372. Do what?Copy !req
373. I'll get closer, and
you lean in and grab it.Copy !req
374. Seriously?Copy !req
375. Little bit closer, honey!Copy !req
376. Almost... there!Copy !req
377. Aah!Copy !req
378. Dad!Copy !req
379. Hold on!Copy !req
380. Hi.Copy !req
381. Five!Copy !req
382. Ow. Ow.Copy !req
383. Got it! Haha!Copy !req
384. Never... Trick... My... Family...Copy !req
385. Again!Copy !req
386. Mom, watch out!Copy !req
387. And that, kids,
is why you wear seat belts.Copy !req
388. Where's Miss Simian?Copy !req
389. Miss Simian, no!Copy !req
390. You could still
be friends with us if you like.Copy !req
391. Nah.Copy !req
392. Oh.Copy !req
393. What did I miss?Copy !req
394. Dad!Copy !req
395. Oh, just Simian taking a little tumble.Copy !req
396. Maybe that'll teach her
for "monkeying around."Copy !req
397. We shouldn't laugh.
She may be seriously hurt.Copy !req
398. Well, you shouldn't have
"gibbon" her a second chance.Copy !req
399. No, really. That's enough.Copy !req
400. Well, she shouldn't have
"orangu-tangled" with us.Copy !req
401. I said that's enough.Copy !req
402. That was so worth it.Copy !req