1. And that's why you should
never mix pop rocks and soda.Copy !req
2. Okay... Anyone else have a riveting tale?Copy !req
3. I do!Copy !req
4. Richard, let's hear from the children.Copy !req
5. Well, Penny asked me out on a date.Copy !req
6. No biggie.Copy !req
7. She did?Copy !req
8. That's great news! What did she say?Copy !req
9. Well...Copy !req
10. Excuse me, what?Copy !req
11. Do you want to come around
my house this Saturday?Copy !req
12. Me? With you? At your place?Copy !req
13. You see, it's Mr. Cuddles...Copy !req
14. Ah...Copy !req
15. Yeah, that's about it.Copy !req
16. Oh, my little boy is becoming a man.Copy !req
17. Mom!Copy !req
18. Man, you're my hero.Copy !req
19. You're going on this big date,
and you're not even nervous!Copy !req
20. I'd be freaking out!Copy !req
21. I mean, think about it, if you blow it,
she'll never speak to you again,Copy !req
22. and you'll be left alone
for the rest of your lifeCopy !req
23. and never find happiness!Copy !req
24. Don't worry, sweetie. Just be yourself.
That's all a girl wants.Copy !req
25. Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
26. See you after work.Copy !req
27. Bye!Copy !req
28. Ah...Copy !req
29. What?Copy !req
30. Listen son, ignore everything
your mother just said.Copy !req
31. Why?Copy !req
32. Look, women only think
they want us to be ourselvesCopy !req
33. because they don't know
how wretched we actually are.Copy !req
34. What you have to do,
is think of someone really coolCopy !req
35. and attractive and be them.Copy !req
36. R-Really? B-But...Copy !req
37. Anais, is this true?Copy !req
38. I'm gonna have to go with Dad on this one.Copy !req
39. You're kind of a loser, Gumball.Copy !req
40. Exactly.Copy !req
41. Sorry.Copy !req
42. What am I gonna do? I really like Penny.Copy !req
43. I want her to like me, too.Copy !req
44. You could start by being romantic,
dress up a little, buy her some presents.Copy !req
45. Well, I can't do any of those things.
I don't have any money.Copy !req
46. Listen, son, you don't need money
to show a girl a good time.Copy !req
47. You think I have money?Copy !req
48. Uh... No?Copy !req
49. Do you see mom leaving me?Copy !req
50. Yeah, every day
to go to work and earn money.Copy !req
51. There's other ways to get
stuff without spending money.Copy !req
52. Do you want to hear the secrets
kept for centuries by Watterson men?Copy !req
53. I don't have any choice, do I?Copy !req
54. No! Come with me.Copy !req
55. First things first. we need
to get you some nice clothes.Copy !req
56. Yeah, Penny loves fashion!
That's a great idea!Copy !req
57. Here we are, the greatest
department store in the worldCopy !req
58. where everything is free!Copy !req
59. So, anything new?Copy !req
60. Ooh, that's nice.Copy !req
61. What the?Copy !req
62. You're going to get my
date clothes out of a dump?Copy !req
63. Oh, man, that's gross.Copy !req
64. I didn't hear you complaining
when I gave you that sweater.Copy !req
65. What? My favorite sweater
came out of the dump?Copy !req
66. No. Don't be silly.Copy !req
67. I found it in a sewage outlet.Copy !req
68. Oh, man. I wear this all the time.Copy !req
69. You are gonna look smashing.Copy !req
70. You think so?Copy !req
71. Right.Copy !req
72. You've got the look but you're
going to need a bit of moneyCopy !req
73. in your pocket so you
can treat her on the date,Copy !req
74. and I'm going to show you a
great way of getting money for free.Copy !req
75. Behold, the credit card!Copy !req
76. I simply take this
magic card, insert it like so,Copy !req
77. type in the secret magic
number that mom told me,Copy !req
78. and money comes
out of thier little mouth!Copy !req
79. It works every ti-Copy !req
80. You see?Copy !req
81. Here you go, son.Copy !req
82. Awesome!Copy !req
83. Hey, hey, beautiful.Copy !req
84. Oh, hey, Penny. I didn't see you there.Copy !req
85. Yeah, I was just passing by.Copy !req
86. You know, chillin' with my new hat.Copy !req
87. I think I'm ready for my date.Copy !req
88. Are you?Copy !req
89. Have you even considered how
you're gonna behave on this date?Copy !req
90. Yeah, I'm probably gonna be well-behaved.Copy !req
91. I mean like manners and etiquette.Copy !req
92. Uh, uh...Copy !req
93. Start by pouring
Mrs. Pumpernickel a cup of tea.Copy !req
94. I don't wanna.Copy !req
95. Why?Copy !req
96. 'Cause she's looking at me funny.Copy !req
97. See?Copy !req
98. Gumball, she's a doll.Copy !req
99. Why don't you try having
a civilized conversation with her?Copy !req
100. All right.Copy !req
101. So, how was your day, Mrs. Pumpernickel?Copy !req
102. Oh. I see. Too good to talk to me, huh?Copy !req
103. You think You're better than me
with your fancy little cupsCopy !req
104. and "la-de-da" friends?Copy !req
105. Well, you know nothing
about life, Mrs. Pumpernickel!Copy !req
106. And this is what I do to your fancy China!Copy !req
107. Gumball, just get out of my room.Copy !req
108. Okay, so, I'm set. Got my look,
I know where I'm taking her.Copy !req
109. I'm ready to go.Copy !req
110. There's one thing you're not ready for.Copy !req
111. What's that?Copy !req
112. This!Copy !req
113. Ow! What was that?Copy !req
114. The unexpected, and
you weren't prepared for it.Copy !req
115. Oh, uh... I see what you mean.Copy !req
116. Follow me to the training camp.Copy !req
117. Where?Copy !req
118. Just come to the backyard.Copy !req
119. You've got to be prepared
for anything on this dateCopy !req
120. because anything could happen.Copy !req
121. Like what?Copy !req
122. What if someone tries to mug you?Copy !req
123. I don't know. Call the police?Copy !req
124. Ehh! Wrong.Copy !req
125. Knock his block off!Copy !req
126. Like that?Copy !req
127. Eh, that was good.Copy !req
128. But it's better to finish
with a wisecrack.Copy !req
129. Women love that.Copy !req
130. Like what?Copy !req
131. LikeCopy !req
132. "Welcome to punch town,Copy !req
133. population, you."Copy !req
134. Are you sure this is gonna
help me with my date?Copy !req
135. Totally.Copy !req
136. Okay.Copy !req
137. Hi. I'm Penny's father
and I don't approve of youCopy !req
138. because you don't have any prospects.Copy !req
139. I'm sorry daddy, but you're grounded.Copy !req
140. Oh, hello. I'm Sebastian Lonkwin,Copy !req
141. Penny's successful ex-boyfriend.Copy !req
142. Looks like this "ex" is catching some Z's.Copy !req
143. Is that all you got?Copy !req
144. What do you say to someone
who doesn't believe in love?Copy !req
145. You don't need that heart.Copy !req
146. Actually, that was a little too extremeCopy !req
147. but I'll give you eight out of ten.Copy !req
148. Good job, soldier.Copy !req
149. The hardest part of my job
is watching them leave.Copy !req
150. So?Copy !req
151. Oh, son!Copy !req
152. You look like a million bucks!Copy !req
153. I'm proud of you, buddy.Copy !req
154. Did you remember to--Copy !req
155. Ha!Copy !req
156. Very good, because I
thought you were gonna beCopy !req
157. surprised!Copy !req
158. Okay.Copy !req
159. But will you be prepared for--Copy !req
160. third surprise?Copy !req
161. That one was pretty obvious, dude.Copy !req
162. Oh!Copy !req
163. This is gonna be the greatest date ever!Copy !req
164. Hey.Copy !req
165. Oh, thanks for coming, Gumball.Copy !req
166. You look, uh... dressed.Copy !req
167. I guess you should come in.Copy !req
168. Oh, well, that's one way
to get in the house.Copy !req
169. Right.Copy !req
170. So, what do you want to do today?Copy !req
171. Today is the funeral.Copy !req
172. Oh.Copy !req
173. For Mr. Cuddles, my pet.Copy !req
174. Oh, thank goodness I thought
it might be a real funeral.Copy !req
175. I mean pets-pets are great,
like part of the family.Copy !req
176. So, what happened to him?Copy !req
177. My dad flushed him down
the toilet by mistake.Copy !req
178. That's terrible.Copy !req
179. Did he go around and
around or straight down?Copy !req
180. Straight down.Copy !req
181. I'm Penny's father.Copy !req
182. Hi-yah!Copy !req
183. Blocked.Copy !req
184. Right...Copy !req
185. Come to the backyard.
The service is about to start.Copy !req
186. Penny, I'm sorry.
I thought this was a date.Copy !req
187. Why didn't you tell me it was a funeral?Copy !req
188. I did, in the corridor at school.Copy !req
189. Do you want to come to my house?
It's Mr. Cuddles' funeral.Copy !req
190. I could use some support from a friend.Copy !req
191. Gumball, are you even listening?Copy !req
192. Err... this Saturday,
4:00 p.m. It's-It's a date.Copy !req
193. Oh, oh. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
194. Don't worry.
I'm still here for you, Penny.Copy !req
195. Thanks, Gumball.Copy !req
196. Awesome...Copy !req
197. day for remembering
those who have left us.Copy !req
198. Shall we go?Copy !req
199. Gumball, perhaps you'd like to say
a few words about Mr. Cuddles.Copy !req
200. Eh... a-of course.Copy !req
201. Well, Mr. Cuddles was Penny's pet.Copy !req
202. Even though I never met him,
Penny's pretty hot.Copy !req
203. So I'm sure he was pretty hot, too.Copy !req
204. Thank you, Gumball.
That was really special.Copy !req
205. My picture!Copy !req
206. My sister made a photo tribute,
so we can all remember Mr. Cuddles.Copy !req
207. Aww, how thoughtful.Copy !req
208. Want to see?Copy !req
209. A spider!Copy !req
210. Knock his block off!Copy !req
211. That's awful! I hate spiders!Copy !req
212. Who would want something
that creepy in their house?Copy !req
213. Listen, son, I think it's best you leave.Copy !req
214. I'll, uh... let myself out.Copy !req
215. Play on, dear.Copy !req
216. Uh, sorry. It's me again.Copy !req
217. Can I use your bathroom,
'cause it's kind of a long--Copy !req
218. It's the second on the left upstairs.Copy !req
219. Thanks.Copy !req
220. Have a nice funeral!Copy !req
221. Just get out of here!Copy !req
222. Aw, man, what is wrong with me?Copy !req
223. She's never gonna forgive me for that.Copy !req
224. I'll spend the rest of my life alone
and never find happiness.Copy !req
225. A spider! Knock his block off!Copy !req
226. No, wait.Copy !req
227. Hey! I found Mr. Cuddles!
He's on the toilet!Copy !req
228. Is he trying to say something?Copy !req
229. He's on the toilet!Copy !req
230. Look! The toilet!Copy !req
231. Just ignore him.Copy !req
232. I guess I'll have to show them.Copy !req
233. Come here, little fella.Copy !req
234. Who's a good spider?
Who's a lovely, good spider?Copy !req
235. Oh, good boy, Mister--Copy !req
236. Get off, get off, get off!
Get off, get off!Copy !req
237. Don't look. You'll just encourage him.Copy !req
238. Ow!Copy !req
239. Mr. Cuddles?Copy !req
240. You're back! I thought
you were gone forever!Copy !req
241. Where did you find him?Copy !req
242. In the toilet somewhere.Copy !req
243. Gumball, this is amazing.Copy !req
244. Oh, yeah, yeah, it's great.Copy !req
245. Son, I stand corrected.Copy !req
246. I thought you were a
good-for-nothing young troublemakerCopy !req
247. but no, you're--Copy !req
248. Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
249. One question.Copy !req
250. Is that spider poisonous?Copy !req
251. 'Cause it just bit me.Copy !req
252. Yeah, but it's like a bee sting.Copy !req
253. You'd have to be bitten, like,
150 times for it to be dangerous.Copy !req
254. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
255. If you'll excuse me, I'll go now.Copy !req
256. Bye.Copy !req
257. He looks real bad.Copy !req
258. Disgusting.Copy !req
259. He looks awful.Copy !req
260. He'll never play the clarinet again.Copy !req
261. Shh! He's waking up.Copy !req
262. Looking good, champ!Copy !req
263. Someone's here to see you, honey.Copy !req
264. Hi, Gumball.Copy !req
265. Hey, Penny.Copy !req
266. I brought someone along
who wants to say, "Sorry."Copy !req
267. Right, Mr. Cuddles?Copy !req
268. Come on, you guys! We're gonna be late!Copy !req
269. Remind me again exactly why
we're at school on a Saturday.Copy !req
270. Are you kidding me? It's Club Day.Copy !req
271. It's the only day of the week when I
get to hang out with people I really like.Copy !req
272. What?Copy !req
273. Uh... Got to go!Copy !req
274. Okay... See you all back here at 5:00.Copy !req
275. But wait! I don't have a club to go to!Copy !req
276. Well, Mom, looks like it's your lucky day.Copy !req
277. I'm coming with you to
your Anger Management Club.Copy !req
278. Oh, that's sweet, Gumball,Copy !req
279. but behind this door,
I'm a very different person.Copy !req
280. Trust me, you don't want to see this.Copy !req
281. Hello, Nicole. Welcome to--Copy !req
282. You guys keep it down a little?Copy !req
283. You keep it down!!Copy !req
284. Hey, Anais. What club are you in?Copy !req
285. Physics Club.Copy !req
286. Well, today's your lucky day, because I--Copy !req
287. Let me stop you right there.Copy !req
288. You know there are
different types of intelligence?Copy !req
289. Yeah.Copy !req
290. I don't think you have any of them.Copy !req
291. I don't get it.Copy !req
292. Exactly.Copy !req
293. Oh, come on! Oh, let me in!Copy !req
294. Don't be a club hog!Copy !req
295. Ugh, fine.Copy !req
296. Dad, can I join your Fantasy Club?Copy !req
297. Who be there?Copy !req
298. It's me, Gumball.Copy !req
299. Be you orc?Copy !req
300. No.Copy !req
301. Be you dwarf?Copy !req
302. No, I'm your son.Copy !req
303. Be you bearer of
savory snacks for the elders?Copy !req
304. What? No.Copy !req
305. Then begone!Copy !req
306. What's up?Copy !req
307. Man, there's got to be
a club for me somewhere.Copy !req
308. You could always join my club.Copy !req
309. What is it?Copy !req
310. Synchronized swimming!Copy !req
311. Mmm. You're good, but I can do better.Copy !req
312. Here comes the Swan Dive of Eternal Beauty!Copy !req
313. So, how graceful was that?Copy !req
314. Dude, you can't swim.Copy !req
315. Fair point.Copy !req
316. Uh, has anyone seen my trunks?Copy !req
317. Yeah!Copy !req
318. Touchdown!Copy !req
319. All right!Copy !req
320. Slam-dunk!Copy !req
321. Yeah!Copy !req
322. Uh, hey, guys. Is this the Football Club?Copy !req
323. Yeah!Copy !req
324. Well, uh, did I miss the game?Copy !req
325. No, it's going on right out there.Copy !req
326. Why aren't you playing?Copy !req
327. 'Cause we're the reserve team!Copy !req
328. Cool. So, can I join?Copy !req
329. I don't know. Are you man enough?Copy !req
330. Me? I'm at least 50 percent man.Copy !req
331. Well, in that case, here's your towel.Copy !req
332. Thanks.Copy !req
333. So... Do you guys ever get to play?Copy !req
334. Nah, we just hang out
here and act kinda sporty.Copy !req
335. You guys just take showers,
hang around in towels,Copy !req
336. and high-five each other?Copy !req
337. Heh! There's a little
bit more to it than that.Copy !req
338. Ow! Okay, okay!Copy !req
339. Ow! Okay, okay!Copy !req
340. Hey, Hector, is the game over?Copy !req
341. Yeah. We lost.Copy !req
342. Uh-oh!Copy !req
343. What?Copy !req
344. Oh, why doesn't anyone
want me in their club?Copy !req
345. It can't have anything to do with me,Copy !req
346. my talent, my intelligence,
or my general awesomeness.Copy !req
347. You know what?Copy !req
348. Too bad for you jealous people,Copy !req
349. 'cause I'm starting my own
club and you are not invited!Copy !req
350. Okay, I'd like to welcome everyone
to "Gumball's Club of Gumball."Copy !req
351. First order of business, attendance.Copy !req
352. Mmm. Pretty good.Copy !req
353. Now, it seems like recently
we've been let down by certain...Copy !req
354. family members.Copy !req
355. So I propose a little exercise in trust.Copy !req
356. OK, don't worry, Gumball.Copy !req
357. Just close your eyes, let yourself
fall back, and someone will catch you.Copy !req
358. Well, I'm a bit scared, Gumball.Copy !req
359. Well, that's why it's
called a trust exercise.Copy !req
360. Come on, dude.Copy !req
361. Mmm... Okay.Copy !req
362. All in favor of disbanding
the club say "Aye."Copy !req
363. Aye.Copy !req
364. Motion carried.Copy !req
365. Aw, man. I'm such a reject.Copy !req
366. I wish there was a club
for people like me that no one liked.Copy !req
367. I'd join that club in a second.Copy !req
368. I wouldn't even care what it was about.Copy !req
369. Uh?Copy !req
370. Uh, what's going on?Copy !req
371. Look no further, fellow loser.Copy !req
372. What the?Copy !req
373. We are the unsought, the weird.Copy !req
374. Let me introduce you to...Copy !req
375. the Reject Club!Copy !req
376. Always accepting new members.Copy !req
377. Thanks. I'm desperate,
but not that desperate.Copy !req
378. No, wait! We really need new members.Copy !req
379. We're so bored of talking to each other,Copy !req
380. we've been phoning up
the speaking clock for conversation.Copy !req
381. If you want, you could be
our president or something.Copy !req
382. Or, or, or even better, our king!Copy !req
383. Picture this, Gumball
Watterson, King of the Rejects!Copy !req
384. What? King of the Rejects? Seriously?Copy !req
385. Thanks for the offer, guys,
but it's a "no."Copy !req
386. King of the Rejects.Copy !req
387. He rejected us.Copy !req
388. And laughed at our loneliness.Copy !req
389. Well, we'll see if he's still too good
for us when we've finished with him.Copy !req
390. To the nerd-mobile!Copy !req
391. Rejected, even by my own family!Copy !req
392. Look, honey, you're not a baby anymore.Copy !req
393. You need to be able to
do things on your own.Copy !req
394. Oh, there must have been one club
that wanted you.Copy !req
395. Yeah, the Rejects Club.Copy !req
396. But I politely declined.Copy !req
397. Oh, it's okay.Copy !req
398. It landed in the vegetables.Copy !req
399. The cake!Copy !req
400. Look, there's a DVD tied to it.Copy !req
401. Greetings, Gumball Watterson,
from our secret lair.Copy !req
402. Isn't that just the library?Copy !req
403. Shh! There's more! There's more!Copy !req
404. So, you think you're too good for us, eh?Copy !req
405. Well, you'll soon change your mind
when we upload your embarrassingCopy !req
406. school record in a web video
hosted by none other than you.Copy !req
407. My name is Gumball Watterson
and my IQ is smaller than my shoe size.Copy !req
408. I wore diapers up till the age of 11Copy !req
409. and I once got detention
for calling Miss Simian, "Mum."Copy !req
410. He looks just like you!Copy !req
411. Our revenge plan is almost complete.Copy !req
412. Uploading. Ten minutes till completion.Copy !req
413. And... cut. How was I? Evil enough?Copy !req
414. Oh, great. Now the nerds are bullying me.Copy !req
415. I guess you want me to deal
with this on my own.Copy !req
416. No.Copy !req
417. When someone picks a fight with one of us,Copy !req
418. they pick a fight with all of us.Copy !req
419. Everybody, get in the car.
We've still got time to stop them.Copy !req
420. But where is their secret hideout?Copy !req
421. It's in the library!Copy !req
422. No! It's locked!Copy !req
423. My reputation is ruined!Copy !req
424. No, not yet.Copy !req
425. Quick, someone make me angry.Copy !req
426. I taped a wrestling match
over our wedding video.Copy !req
427. Go on without me!Copy !req
428. I'm out of control!Copy !req
429. Thou shalt not pass!Copy !req
430. You've crossed the wrong wizard, young man!Copy !req
431. I am level 40!Copy !req
432. Let the battle commence!Copy !req
433. Haha! I get the first shot.Copy !req
434. Meteor sword!Copy !req
435. He's good, but I can't afford to lose.Copy !req
436. Magic missile!Copy !req
437. Boing! Deflected by the Shield of Zanthor!Copy !req
438. Freeze spell!Copy !req
439. You'll have to go without me.
I'm stuck for the next two turns.Copy !req
440. Come on! The computer's just up ahead!Copy !req
441. Watch out!Copy !req
442. Relax. It's only Bobert. I can take him.Copy !req
443. Initiating combat mode.Copy !req
444. Don't worry, guys. I got this.Copy !req
445. What are you doing?Copy !req
446. Leave it to me. Just go around him.Copy !req
447. Are you sure you're gonna be okay?Copy !req
448. Don't worry. The power of
physics has never failed me yet!Copy !req
449. The computer!Copy !req
450. This is our chance to stop the upload.Copy !req
451. Thirty seconds to completion.Copy !req
452. There's a guard!Copy !req
453. That guy looks pretty dangerous.Copy !req
454. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
455. Leave it to me.Copy !req
456. Come on, punk.Copy !req
457. Huh?Copy !req
458. Let's dance.Copy !req
459. Such grace!Copy !req
460. The rhythm... must... synchronize!Copy !req
461. Thanks, buddy.Copy !req
462. Five seconds to completion.Copy !req
463. Yes! My reputation is safe.Copy !req
464. Four seconds 'till completion.Copy !req
465. Three seconds.Copy !req
466. Two seconds.Copy !req
467. One second untill completion.Copy !req
468. Upload complete.Copy !req
469. Nooo!Copy !req
470. Sending to all school contacts.Copy !req
471. My name is Gumball Trisha Watterson.Copy !req
472. That's right, Trisha is my middle nameCopy !req
473. and I was born without eyebrows
and need to draw them on every day.Copy !req
474. On hot days, I smell like pate,Copy !req
475. and teachers are
advised not to mention it.Copy !req
476. Also, I have a glandular problem
that causes inflammation--Copy !req
477. Okay, okay. You win.Copy !req
478. I'll join your club.Copy !req
479. Are you kidding? Have
you seen your school record?Copy !req
480. We're desperate, but
we're not that desperate.Copy !req
481. Great.Copy !req
482. Rejected by the Reject Club.Copy !req
483. Well, that's my reputation
ruined until college.Copy !req
484. No, it isn't.Copy !req
485. I counter-hacked the main school serverCopy !req
486. and rerouted the e-mail
before it got to anyone.Copy !req
487. Oh, thank you, sis.Copy !req
488. Don't worry. We'll always be there for you.Copy !req
489. You're part of the Watterson Club...Copy !req
490. Trisha.Copy !req
491. Yeah, and whose great idea was that?Copy !req
492. What's wrong with it?
It's short for "Tristopher."Copy !req
493. Richard, I thought we
agreed on "Christopher."Copy !req
494. Christopher, Tristopher,
same thing, right?Copy !req
495. So, what shall we do with these guys?Copy !req
496. Well, I think the responsible thing
to do would be to drive them homeCopy !req
497. and tell their parents what they've done.Copy !req
498. No?Copy !req
499. Then how about we
spray you in honeyCopy !req
500. and drop you off in the
bear cage at the zoo?Copy !req
501. Okay, maybe you'd prefer to be
dropped off naked at the mall?Copy !req
502. All those in favor, say, "Aye."Copy !req
503. Aye!Copy !req
504. Motion carried.Copy !req