1. Class! Time to hand in your homework!Copy !req
2. What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?Copy !req
3. If we tell her the truth, she'll flip!Copy !req
4. Be cool, buddy. It'll be fine.Copy !req
5. At least it's on time.Copy !req
6. I wasn't built to take this much pressure!Copy !req
7. Relax, man. We'll just tell
her what really happened.Copy !req
8. All right, you two.Copy !req
9. What's today's excuse?Copy !req
10. Our dad ate our homework.Copy !req
11. Go to the guidance counselor immediately!Copy !req
12. But, Miss Simian--Copy !req
13. And don't come back until
you've learned how to tell the truth!Copy !req
14. And this is what the
inside of a liar looks like.Copy !req
15. Ew!Copy !req
16. Notice the dark abyss here.Copy !req
17. That's the corrupt soul of the liar.Copy !req
18. But, Mr. Small, we're not liars.Copy !req
19. Uh! You should tell that to the
last boy that sat there and lied to me.Copy !req
20. He's there now.Copy !req
21. The prison?Copy !req
22. No, next to it.Copy !req
23. The cemetery! What happened to him?Copy !req
24. He just works there.Copy !req
25. Now, let me show you something.Copy !req
26. This is the lying hat.Copy !req
27. Now, watch what happens when I put it on.Copy !req
28. Your mother called.Copy !req
29. Oh!Copy !req
30. She says she hates you.Copy !req
31. She does?Copy !req
32. I think my heart just broke.Copy !req
33. It's okay, kids. That was a lie.Copy !req
34. But, you see, that's what
a lie will do, hurt your feelings.Copy !req
35. She hates you.Copy !req
36. Aww!Copy !req
37. She loves you.Copy !req
38. Yay!Copy !req
39. Hates you!Copy !req
40. Loves you.Copy !req
41. Yay.Copy !req
42. Hates you. Loves you.Copy !req
43. Hates you. Loves you.Copy !req
44. Hates you. Loves you.
Hates you. Loves you.Copy !req
45. So, what have we learned today?Copy !req
46. Never trust a man in a hat.Copy !req
47. Yes, but what else?Copy !req
48. Uh...Copy !req
49. Honesty is the best policy.Copy !req
50. Oh!Copy !req
51. Say it.Copy !req
52. Honesty is the best policy.Copy !req
53. Good. And again.Copy !req
54. Honesty is the best policy.Copy !req
55. Honesty is the best policy.Copy !req
56. Honesty is the best policy.Copy !req
57. Honesty is the best policy...Copy !req
58. Okay, Darwin.Copy !req
59. Remember, from now
on, we only tell the truth.Copy !req
60. Okay.Copy !req
61. Your face is too big.Copy !req
62. Well, when you say "S,"
your gills whistle.Copy !req
63. You smell so stinky, sailors sing
sea shanties about your stinkyness!Copy !req
64. When you're asleep,
your face looks like this!Copy !req
65. When you're awake,
your face looks like this!Copy !req
66. You walk like a princess!Copy !req
67. You walk like a pigeon!Copy !req
68. Okay, That's us covered.
Let's bring our honesty to the world.Copy !req
69. You've got a mono-brow.Copy !req
70. You've got no hands. Just being honest.Copy !req
71. Your face is burnt.Copy !req
72. I love you.Copy !req
73. But he'll never make the first move.Copy !req
74. He's having a party on Friday,
and he didn't invite you.Copy !req
75. What?Copy !req
76. Sorry, man. You're just not cool enough.Copy !req
77. Woah! This one is long overdue.Copy !req
78. Hey, Tina?Copy !req
79. You smell, and it's not very ladylike.Copy !req
80. It's like a sweaty watch strap.Copy !req
81. Nah, it's more like raw chicken
and rancid milk in a plastic bag.Copy !req
82. Yeah, that's been left
in the sun for a week.Copy !req
83. Okay, now that we have
your smelliness covered,Copy !req
84. let's move on to your personality.Copy !req
85. Ow.Copy !req
86. Yep.Copy !req
87. Ah.Copy !req
88. The truth hurts.Copy !req
89. Oh, Nigel.Copy !req
90. Let's leave all this behind
and go and live on a desert island.Copy !req
91. But how would we survive?Copy !req
92. On fruit, water...Copy !req
93. and love.Copy !req
94. Did you ask us in here for a reason?Copy !req
95. Yes, of course, Watterson.Copy !req
96. I've been getting a lot of complaints.Copy !req
97. What on Earth's gotten into you?Copy !req
98. Principal Brown, can I be honest with you?Copy !req
99. Uh, I... Y-yes.Copy !req
100. I can't help thinking that your
relationship with Miss SimianCopy !req
101. could be compromising
your professionalism.Copy !req
102. I completely agree, Gumball.Copy !req
103. And, frankly, I fear my
education is suffering as a result.Copy !req
104. And besides, Principal Brown,
you could do so much better than that.Copy !req
105. Okay, so you got honesty wrong.Copy !req
106. Perhaps we should try something else.Copy !req
107. I'd like you to meet a friend of mine.Copy !req
108. Uh, one second.Copy !req
109. Hello, children.Copy !req
110. I'm the Honesty Bear.Copy !req
111. Okay.Copy !req
112. I'm here to explain that
honesty's not all black and white.Copy !req
113. But, like my fur,
it's more of a gray area.Copy !req
114. Gray. See that? Gray fur.Copy !req
115. Now, there are some things that
are "too" honest to say out loud.Copy !req
116. Honesty Bear, I'm confused.
What can we be honest about?Copy !req
117. Let me put this in a language
you kids will understand,Copy !req
118. Hippity rap!Copy !req
119. H-h-h-h-honesty!Copy !req
120. Honesty!Copy !req
121. Break it down!Copy !req
122. When you want to be honest, just bewareCopy !req
123. Truth hurts in this nitrogenic atmosphereCopy !req
124. You got to wake up realize and recognizeCopy !req
125. Sometimes the truth has strategical liesCopy !req
126. But keep them lies of a manageable sizeCopy !req
127. Or tears will arise and hurt their eyesCopy !req
128. So before you speak it's best to rememberCopy !req
129. Each individual case will
require a specific judgment callCopy !req
130. depending on who you're talking to
and the context of the conversation!Copy !req
131. Any questions? No? Excellent!Copy !req
132. Goodbye.Copy !req
133. Mmm.Copy !req
134. Okay, I think I got it.Copy !req
135. You should always tell the truth,
unless you have to lie,Copy !req
136. but if you do lie,
you should tell the truth about it,Copy !req
137. unless you're talking
to someone who's lying,Copy !req
138. because if they tell a lie
and you tell the truthCopy !req
139. it'll be a lie because you were lying
about telling the truth inside of a lie,Copy !req
140. so the whole thing's
a lie while still being true.Copy !req
141. Man, this "truth and
honesty" thing is hard.Copy !req
142. Has anyone seen the nurse?Copy !req
143. I think my head may be on fire.Copy !req
144. Is my head on fire?Copy !req
145. Um...Copy !req
146. Would it be a good thing or
a bad thing if it was on fire?Copy !req
147. A bad thing, of course!Copy !req
148. It's not on fire.Copy !req
149. For a minute there,
I thought my head was on fire.Copy !req
150. What a relief.Copy !req
151. So, how are things with you, Watterson?Copy !req
152. Uh... Yeah, not bad. You?Copy !req
153. Pretty good, pretty good.Copy !req
154. So, no more of that lying trouble, I hope?Copy !req
155. Uh...Copy !req
156. No.Copy !req
157. All right, then. Toodle-doo!Copy !req
158. Mmm...Copy !req
159. Okay.Copy !req
160. Looks like I'm gonna have to
introduce you to someone else.Copy !req
161. I'd like you to say hello
to the Silence Snake.Copy !req
162. Hello, Silen--Copy !req
163. Silence!Copy !req
164. Ssssss...Copy !req
165. Bu--Copy !req
166. Silence!Copy !req
167. Ssssss...Copy !req
168. Now, I bet your tiny minds are thinking,Copy !req
169. "But what if there's something
important we need to say?"Copy !req
170. Well, why don't you ask the Silence Snake?Copy !req
171. Go on. He won't bite.Copy !req
172. Okay...Copy !req
173. What wa--Copy !req
174. Silence!Copy !req
175. Ssssss...Copy !req
176. Well, it looks like my work here is done.Copy !req
177. Woah, woah!Copy !req
178. Uh, boys?Copy !req
179. Can you hear me?Copy !req
180. Say something!Copy !req
181. I think my knees are digging
into my back. You need to help me.Copy !req
182. Now, there should be a little,
gold key on my desk.Copy !req
183. Oh, don't worry! I've got it here.Copy !req
184. Oh, gosh. Please, no!Copy !req
185. Oh, wait! Maybe I can just--Copy !req
186. Okay, you need to get some
help right now. Right now!Copy !req
187. Elmore Police.Copy !req
188. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
189. I'm sick of these prank phone calls.Copy !req
190. Mmm?Copy !req
191. Oh, it's just not the same.Copy !req
192. Oh, what now?Copy !req
193. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
194. What?Copy !req
195. Miss Simian's trapped down
the old abandoned well?Copy !req
196. I'm coming, my smoochkins!Copy !req
197. Elbows, don't fail me now.Copy !req
198. So, anyway, the plan is
to live on fruit, water, and love.Copy !req
199. Dude, I don't care.Copy !req
200. Well, go back to fixing the toilets, then!Copy !req
201. What do you want?Copy !req
202. What? I'm trapped down
the old abandoned well?Copy !req
203. Oh, no! I'm coming!Copy !req
204. Come on, chin. Don't fail me now.Copy !req
205. Woah! Slow down, little dudes.Copy !req
206. What's that?Copy !req
207. Mr. Small rocked back smugly on his chair,Copy !req
208. fell into the bottom
drawer of his filing cabinet,Copy !req
209. it locked shut, and you want to use
these crowbars to break him out?Copy !req
210. See ya!Copy !req
211. Boys, is that you? Do something! Anything!Copy !req
212. Ow!Copy !req
213. Well, on the plus side, I think
that loosened the lock a little.Copy !req
214. Keep going.Copy !req
215. Just a thought, but maybe you want to
lever the drawer open with that crowbar.Copy !req
216. Freeze! Police!Copy !req
217. You're coming with me,
you little hooligans!Copy !req
218. But--Copy !req
219. Why won't you talk?Copy !req
220. Talk, darn it! Talk!Copy !req
221. Officer, there's clearly been
some kind of misunderstanding.Copy !req
222. Well, ma'am, looking at their rap sheet,Copy !req
223. it seems they are not first-time offenders.Copy !req
224. Multiple counts of antisocial behavior,Copy !req
225. vandalizing school propertyCopy !req
226. and setting their Principal on fire.Copy !req
227. And all because you lied about
your father eating your homework.Copy !req
228. Okay!Copy !req
229. I did it!Copy !req
230. Take me away!Copy !req
231. But why?Copy !req
232. I thought it was gonna make me smart!Copy !req
233. Well, it obviously didn't.Copy !req
234. So, I guess you boys didn't lie after all.Copy !req
235. Oh, I'm so proud of you two.Copy !req
236. Thanks, Mom.Copy !req
237. Uh, one more thing.Copy !req
238. You don't happen to know
where Mr. Small is, do you?Copy !req
239. The only clue we could find was this sock.Copy !req
240. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
241. Oh, well. Case closed!Copy !req
242. This isn't funny anymore!Copy !req
243. Can somebody please open this thing?!Copy !req
244. Eh?Copy !req
245. Hel!--Copy !req
246. Bowls, check!Copy !req
247. Spoons, check! Cereal, check!Copy !req
248. Oh.Copy !req
249. So much for easy opening!Copy !req
250. It looks so simple on TV!Copy !req
251. Oh, man, I really don't
want to go to school today.Copy !req
252. Me neither.Copy !req
253. Let's not go!Copy !req
254. You can do that?Copy !req
255. Sure!Copy !req
256. Hey, Dad?Copy !req
257. Yes?Copy !req
258. We really don't want to go to school today.Copy !req
259. Why? Are you sick?Copy !req
260. Nah. We're just not up for it.Copy !req
261. Yeah! School is boring!Copy !req
262. But you have to go to school.
You're kids! It's what you do!Copy !req
263. Mailman! Woo-hoo!Copy !req
264. I wish we were grown-ups, like Dad.Copy !req
265. Then we'd never have to go to school
and nobody would tell us what to do.Copy !req
266. We could drive trucks,
stay up all night, vote.Copy !req
267. Vote...Copy !req
268. Oh! Finally!Copy !req
269. What's that?Copy !req
270. Why? According to the Fifth Amendment,Copy !req
271. I don't have to answer that
without my lawyer present!Copy !req
272. Right.Copy !req
273. Anyway, about school...Copy !req
274. Oh, yeah. You're kids,Copy !req
275. so you do what Mom
tells me to tell you to do.Copy !req
276. Being a kid is wretched-lame.Copy !req
277. You should be happy to be young.Copy !req
278. Before you know it, you'll be overweight,Copy !req
279. unattractive,Copy !req
280. balding,Copy !req
281. middle-aged.Copy !req
282. Take over breakfast!Copy !req
283. I don't want you to see me like this!Copy !req
284. What's his problem?Copy !req
285. Meh, You never know with that guy.Copy !req
286. Come on. Let's have breakfast.Copy !req
287. Man, what a pile of beans.Copy !req
288. Dude, watch your language!Copy !req
289. You'll get us in trouble!Copy !req
290. Well, I'm sorry, Darwin, but it is.Copy !req
291. It's a big, steaming pile of beans.Copy !req
292. Gumball, look! A shooting star!Copy !req
293. This is our chance. Make a wish!Copy !req
294. I wish I was a grown-up.Copy !req
295. Me too!Copy !req
296. That didn't work at all. Ugh!Copy !req
297. Ow!Copy !req
298. Faker!Copy !req
299. Oh, darn kids! What do
you think you're doing?Copy !req
300. Today's lesson will be about the
transformations of the human body.Copy !req
301. As you get older, hormones
begin to change your appearance.Copy !req
302. Here.Copy !req
303. It's me as an adult talking to
my secretary over the intercom.Copy !req
304. It's me voting!Copy !req
305. Awesome.Copy !req
306. Passing notes, are we?Copy !req
307. No, Miss Simian.Copy !req
308. Well, then, what's this?Copy !req
309. Uh, that's us as adults?Copy !req
310. I guess you're on topic then.Copy !req
311. Anyway, pimples--Copy !req
312. Ew!Copy !req
313. Silence!Copy !req
314. Actually, it's pretty gross.Copy !req
315. You may continue.Copy !req
316. Eww!Copy !req
317. Pimples, or acne, can pop up at any time...Copy !req
318. Dude, what's that on your face?Copy !req
319. What? What?Copy !req
320. That.Copy !req
321. What?Copy !req
322. It looks like a greasy,
yellow egg. No, no, actually,Copy !req
323. it's more like a small volcano
with a sweaty golf ball.Copy !req
324. Do something! Do something!Copy !req
325. Okay, okay. Hold on.Copy !req
326. Let me just...Copy !req
327. I think we're gonna need more little hats.Copy !req
328. Relax, dude!Copy !req
329. That's easy for you to say!Copy !req
330. Why don't you have any?Copy !req
331. Just lucky, I guess.Copy !req
332. I think that's all of them.Copy !req
333. What's happening to us?Copy !req
334. I think we've got the plague.Copy !req
335. Do you have any other symptoms?Copy !req
336. My top lip feels a little silky.Copy !req
337. Next comes the appearance
of hair on the body and face.Copy !req
338. Dude, you look like an undercover cop.Copy !req
339. Stop laughing! Do something!Copy !req
340. Okay.Copy !req
341. I see Mom do this all the time.Copy !req
342. And Dad, on one occasion.Copy !req
343. That feels so much bet--Copy !req
344. Don't worry, dude.Copy !req
345. I'm not worried about me!
I'm worried about you!Copy !req
346. You look like a baby werewolf!Copy !req
347. No! Not me!Copy !req
348. It was better when it was just you!Copy !req
349. Guys, I don't mean to interrupt,
but this is the girls' toilet.Copy !req
350. Yeah, sorry!Copy !req
351. We've got to sort this out. Start chewing.Copy !req
352. OK, settle down.Copy !req
353. Everyone, get into your team for dodgeball.Copy !req
354. Oh, no. Not dodgeball.Copy !req
355. You're going down.Copy !req
356. You get the idea.Copy !req
357. Please, not above the shoulder--Copy !req
358. Not the ear!Copy !req
359. My ankle!Copy !req
360. A bowling ball?Copy !req
361. Catch!Copy !req
362. Enough!Copy !req
363. Oh!Copy !req
364. This is horrible! We're monsters!Copy !req
365. No, you're not. It's just a part of life.Copy !req
366. Are you saying we're grown-ups now?Copy !req
367. Apparently so.Copy !req
368. Did you hear that?
That shooting star worked.Copy !req
369. Now, get back to class!Copy !req
370. All right, Miss Simian.Copy !req
371. Wait a minute! We don't
have to listen to you anymore.Copy !req
372. Because we're men!Copy !req
373. Oh, wait. No, we can't.Copy !req
374. We don't have any money.Copy !req
375. Let's get jobs!Copy !req
376. Well, as far as I can see from yourCopy !req
377. "resume."Copy !req
378. You have absolutely
no qualifications whatsoever.Copy !req
379. Do either of you have
any applicable skills?Copy !req
380. Well, I can do this.Copy !req
381. Look, for the third time, Mr. Watterson,Copy !req
382. rolling your stomach is not a
valuable skill in the work environment.Copy !req
383. Oh, I-I'm sorry. Point taken.Copy !req
384. Good. Okay, so, looking at your track rec--Copy !req
385. Huh? Oh, oh, I see. Sorry.Copy !req
386. Look, right now, I need
you to give me a valid reasonCopy !req
387. why I should even consider
giving either of you a job.Copy !req
388. Well, I can touch my nose with my tongue.Copy !req
389. That's not a skill.Copy !req
390. This is.Copy !req
391. You guys want a job?Copy !req
392. Well, you can have mine!Copy !req
393. I quit!Copy !req
394. Good luck!Copy !req
395. Yay!Copy !req
396. What do people with jobs do?Copy !req
397. I don't know. Hiring and firing?Copy !req
398. Cool! Well, you're hired.Copy !req
399. So are you!Copy !req
400. What now?Copy !req
401. Guess we should do some firing?Copy !req
402. You're fired!Copy !req
403. You're fired!Copy !req
404. You're fired!Copy !req
405. You're fired!Copy !req
406. And you're fired!Copy !req
407. Hey, what are you firing me for?Copy !req
408. It's what I do.Copy !req
409. Well, you're fired!Copy !req
410. You can't fire me! I just fired you!Copy !req
411. All right, quickly, hire me again.Copy !req
412. Okay. You're hired.Copy !req
413. You're fired!Copy !req
414. I can't believe we lost our jobs.Copy !req
415. So, this is being an adult, huh?Copy !req
416. No money.Copy !req
417. No job.Copy !req
418. Crumbly apartment.Copy !req
419. Rent overdue!Copy !req
420. And this is our last piece of food.Copy !req
421. I think we should share it.Copy !req
422. Sorry. What was that?Copy !req
423. I can't believe you ate
our last piece of candy!Copy !req
424. Well, I can't believe
I'm stuck here with you!Copy !req
425. I can't believe we're both yelling!Copy !req
426. I know! We're trying to
hide from the landlord!Copy !req
427. Let's be quiet, then!Copy !req
428. Okay!Copy !req
429. I wish we were kids again.Copy !req
430. Me too.Copy !req
431. I'll be in my room.Copy !req
432. Me too.Copy !req
433. Someone's coming!Copy !req
434. Oh, no! It's the landlord!Copy !req
435. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
436. I don't know!Copy !req
437. Please don't hurt us!Copy !req
438. Take anything you want!Copy !req
439. Guys, it's me, your sister.Copy !req
440. Dude, you look like a Mexican wrestler.Copy !req
441. I'm not a man, and neither are you.Copy !req
442. I think I know what happened. Follow me.Copy !req
443. Come on. Stay up. Stay up!Copy !req
444. Yes!Copy !req
445. No! Now, come on!Copy !req
446. Fight! Fight, fight!Copy !req
447. Richard? What are you doing?Copy !req
448. I'm getting old.Copy !req
449. It's like you always say,Copy !req
450. "We grow up so fat."Copy !req
451. "Fast," Richard, and I was
talking about the children.Copy !req
452. Oh, Don't talk to me about
those rosy-cheeked, baby-faced--Copy !req
453. Hairy mutants!Copy !req
454. Hi.Copy !req
455. What's happened to my babies?Copy !req
456. It's Okay, Mom.Copy !req
457. I think it was these
that turned us into men.Copy !req
458. Ah. You found my supplements.Copy !req
459. But they're empty.Copy !req
460. Can someone please
tell me what's going on?Copy !req
461. Sure.Copy !req
462. At breakfast,
Dad left with the cereal box,Copy !req
463. so we ate his supplements by mistake.Copy !req
464. Oh, I think I know what happened.Copy !req
465. Yeah, I just told you.Copy !req
466. Richard, why on Earth
were you buying those supplements?Copy !req
467. I couldn't help myself.Copy !req
468. It's the Internet's fault.Copy !req
469. Every time I open my e-mails,
this is what I get.Copy !req
470. Are you too fat?Copy !req
471. Yes.Copy !req
472. Are you too bald?Copy !req
473. Maybe.Copy !req
474. Are you really the man she deserves?Copy !req
475. No!Copy !req
476. So, that's where all the laptops went.Copy !req
477. It was a moment of weaknessCopy !req
478. and I crumbled, Nicole!Copy !req
479. I crumbled!Copy !req
480. Honey, you didn't need those pills.Copy !req
481. I love you just the way you are.Copy !req
482. So do we, Dad.Copy !req
483. Really?Copy !req
484. Oh, come here, my little--Copy !req
485. body builders.Copy !req
486. So, are we gonna be like this forever?Copy !req
487. Oh, it says on the box that
the effect wears off after a week.Copy !req
488. Mmm.Copy !req
489. At least that pyramid
scheme will be more reliable.Copy !req
490. Anyway, now this is all cleared up,Copy !req
491. let's all get out the
house and have some fun.Copy !req
492. Higher! Higher!Copy !req
493. They grow up so fast.Copy !req
494. Oh, precious mo--Copy !req