1. CLASS!Copy !req
2. TIME TO HAND IN YOUR HOMEWORK!Copy !req
3. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
4. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
5. IF WE TELL HER THE TRUTH, SHE'LLCopy !req
6. FLIP!Copy !req
7. BE COOL, BUDDY.Copy !req
8. IT'LL BE FINE.Copy !req
9. AT LEAST IT'S ON TIME.Copy !req
10. I WASN'T BUILT TOCopy !req
11. TAKE THIS MUCH PRESSURE!Copy !req
12. RELAX, MAN.Copy !req
13. WE'LL JUST TELL HER WHAT REALLYCopy !req
14. HAPPENED.Copy !req
15. ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO.Copy !req
16. WHAT'S TODAY'S EXCUSE?Copy !req
17. OUR DAD ATE OUR HOMEWORK.Copy !req
18. RRRRRRRRRRR...Copy !req
19. GO TO THE GUIDANCE COUNSELORCopy !req
20. IMMEDIATELY!Copy !req
21. BUT, MISS SIMIAN —Copy !req
22. AND DON'T COME BACK UNTILCopy !req
23. YOU'VE LEARNED HOW TO TELL THECopy !req
24. TRUTH!Copy !req
25. AND THIS IS WHAT THE INSIDECopy !req
26. OF A LIAR LOOKS LIKE.Copy !req
27. EWWWW!Copy !req
28. NOTICE THE DARK ABYSS HERE.Copy !req
29. THAT'S THE CORRUPT SOUL OF THECopy !req
30. LIAR.Copy !req
31. BUT, MR. SMALL,Copy !req
32. WE'RE NOT LIARS.Copy !req
33. YOU SHOULD TELL THAT TO THE LASTCopy !req
34. BOY THAT SAT THERE AND LIED TOCopy !req
35. ME.Copy !req
36. HE'S THERE NOW.Copy !req
37. THE PRISON?Copy !req
38. NO, NEXT TO IT.Copy !req
39. THE CEMETERY!Copy !req
40. WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?Copy !req
41. HE JUST WORKS THERE.Copy !req
42. NOW, LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
43. THIS IS THE LYING HAT.Copy !req
44. NOW, WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ICopy !req
45. PUT IT ON.Copy !req
46. YOUR MOTHER CALLED.Copy !req
47. OH.Copy !req
48. SHE SAYS SHE HATES YOU.Copy !req
49. SHE DOES?Copy !req
50. I THINK MY HEART JUSTCopy !req
51. BROKE.Copy !req
52. IT'S OKAY, KIDS.Copy !req
53. THAT WAS A LIE.Copy !req
54. BUT, YOU SEE, THAT'S WHAT A LIECopy !req
55. WILL DO — HURT YOUR FEELINGS.Copy !req
56. SHE HATES YOU.Copy !req
57. OHHH!Copy !req
58. SHE LOVES YOU.Copy !req
59. YAY!Copy !req
60. HATES YOU!Copy !req
61. AWW.Copy !req
62. LOVES YOU.Copy !req
63. YAY!Copy !req
64. HATES YOU. LOVES YOU.Copy !req
65. HATES YOU. LOVES YOU.Copy !req
66. HATESYOULOVESYOUHATESYOULOVESYOUCopy !req
67. HATESYOULOVESYOUHATESYOULOVESYOUCopy !req
68. SO, WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED TODAY?Copy !req
69. NEVER TRUST A MAN INCopy !req
70. A HAT.Copy !req
71. YES, BUT WHAT ELSE?Copy !req
72. UHHHH...Copy !req
73. HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.Copy !req
74. OH.Copy !req
75. SAY IT.Copy !req
76. HONESTY IS THE BESTCopy !req
77. POLICY.Copy !req
78. GOOD. AND AGAIN.Copy !req
79. HONESTY IS THE BESTCopy !req
80. POLICY.Copy !req
81. HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.Copy !req
82. HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.Copy !req
83. HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY...Copy !req
84. OKAY, DARWIN.Copy !req
85. REMEMBER, FROM NOW ON, WE ONLYCopy !req
86. TELL THE TRUTH.Copy !req
87. OKAY.Copy !req
88. YOUR FACE IS TOO BIG.Copy !req
89. WELL, WHEN YOU SAY "S," YOURCopy !req
90. GILLS WHISTLE.Copy !req
91. YOUCopy !req
92. SMELL SO STINKY, SAILORS SINGCopy !req
93. SEA SHANTIES ABOUT YOURCopy !req
94. STINKYNESS!Copy !req
95. WHEN YOU'RE ASLEEP,Copy !req
96. YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE THIS!Copy !req
97. WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE,Copy !req
98. YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE THIS!Copy !req
99. YOU WALK LIKE ACopy !req
100. PRINCESS!Copy !req
101. YOU WALK LIKE ACopy !req
102. PIGEON!Copy !req
103. OKAY.Copy !req
104. THAT'S US COVERED.Copy !req
105. LET'S BRING OUR HONESTY TO THECopy !req
106. WORLD.Copy !req
107. YOU'VE GOT ACopy !req
108. MONOBROW.Copy !req
109. YOU'VE GOT NO HANDS.Copy !req
110. JUST BEING HONEST.Copy !req
111. YOUR FACE IS BURNT.Copy !req
112. I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
113. BUT HE'LL NEVER MAKECopy !req
114. THE FIRST MOVE.Copy !req
115. HM!Copy !req
116. HE'S HAVING A PARTYCopy !req
117. ON FRIDAY, AND HE DIDN'T INVITECopy !req
118. YOU.Copy !req
119. WHAT?Copy !req
120. SORRY, MAN.Copy !req
121. YOU'RE JUST NOT COOL ENOUGH.Copy !req
122. WHOA-HO!Copy !req
123. THIS ONE IS LONG OVERDUE.Copy !req
124. HEY, TINA?Copy !req
125. YOU SMELL, AND IT'S NOT VERYCopy !req
126. LADYLIKE.Copy !req
127. IT'S LIKE A SWEATYCopy !req
128. WATCH STRAP.Copy !req
129. NAH, IT'S MORE LIKECopy !req
130. RAW CHICKEN AND RANCID MILK IN ACopy !req
131. PLASTIC BAG.Copy !req
132. YEAH — THAT'S BEENCopy !req
133. LEFT IN THE SUN FOR A WEEK.Copy !req
134. OKAY, NOW THAT WECopy !req
135. HAVE YOUR SMELLINESS COVERED,Copy !req
136. LET'S MOVE ON TO YOURCopy !req
137. PERSONALITY.Copy !req
138. OW.Copy !req
139. YEP.Copy !req
140. AH.Copy !req
141. THE TRUTH HURTS.Copy !req
142. OH, NIGEL.Copy !req
143. LET'S LEAVE ALL THIS BEHINDCopy !req
144. AND GO AND LIVE ON A DESERTCopy !req
145. ISLAND.Copy !req
146. BUT HOW WOULD WE SURVIVE?Copy !req
147. ON FRUIT, WATER...Copy !req
148. AND LOVE.Copy !req
149. DID YOU ASK US IN HERE FOR ACopy !req
150. REASON?Copy !req
151. YES, OF COURSE, WATTERSON.Copy !req
152. I'VE BEEN GETTING A LOT OFCopy !req
153. COMPLAINTS.Copy !req
154. WHAT ON EARTH'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?Copy !req
155. PRINCIPAL BROWN, CANCopy !req
156. I BE HONEST WITH YOU?Copy !req
157. UH, I — Y-YES.Copy !req
158. I CAN'T HELPCopy !req
159. THINKING THAT YOUR RELATIONSHIPCopy !req
160. WITH MISS SIMIAN COULD BECopy !req
161. COMPROMISING YOURCopy !req
162. PROFESSIONALISM.Copy !req
163. I COMPLETELY AGREE,Copy !req
164. GUMBALL.Copy !req
165. AND, FRANKLY, I FEAR MYCopy !req
166. EDUCATION IS SUFFERING AS ACopy !req
167. RESULT.Copy !req
168. AND BESIDES,Copy !req
169. PRINCIPAL BROWN, YOU COULD DOCopy !req
170. SO-O-O MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.Copy !req
171. RRRRRRRRRR!Copy !req
172. OKAY, SO YOU GOT HONESTYCopy !req
173. WRONG.Copy !req
174. PERHAPS WE SHOULD TRY SOMETHINGCopy !req
175. ELSE.Copy !req
176. I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET A FRIEND OFCopy !req
177. MINE.Copy !req
178. EH, ONE SECOND.Copy !req
179. HELLO, CHILDREN.Copy !req
180. I'M THE HONESTY BEAR.Copy !req
181. O-KAY.Copy !req
182. I'M HERE TO EXPLAIN THATCopy !req
183. HONESTY'S NOT ALL BLACK ANDCopy !req
184. WHITE.Copy !req
185. BUT, LIKE MY FUR, IT'S MORE OF ACopy !req
186. GRAY AREA.Copy !req
187. GRAY. SEE THAT? GRAY FUR.Copy !req
188. NOW, THERE ARE SOME THINGS THATCopy !req
189. ARE "TOO" HONEST TO SAY OUTCopy !req
190. LOUD.Copy !req
191. HONESTY BEAR, I'MCopy !req
192. CONFUSED.Copy !req
193. WHAT CAN WE BE HONEST ABOUT?Copy !req
194. LET ME PUT THIS IN A LANGUAGECopy !req
195. YOU KIDS WILL UNDERSTAND —Copy !req
196. HIPPITY RAP!Copy !req
197. H-H-H-H-HONESTY!Copy !req
198. EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH!Copy !req
199. HONESTY!Copy !req
200. BREAK IT DOWN!Copy !req
201. ♪ WHEN YOU WANT TOCopy !req
202. EACH INDIVIDUAL CASE WILLCopy !req
203. REQUIRE A SPECIFIC JUDGMENTCopy !req
204. CALL, DEPENDING ON WHO YOU'RECopy !req
205. TALKING TO AND THE CONTEXT OFCopy !req
206. THE CONVERSATION!Copy !req
207. ANY QUESTIONS? NO? EXCELLENT!Copy !req
208. GOODBYE.Copy !req
209. HMM.Copy !req
210. OKAY, I THINK I GOT IT.Copy !req
211. YOU SHOULD ALWAYS TELL THECopy !req
212. TRUTH, UNLESS YOU HAVE TO LIE,Copy !req
213. BUT IF YOU DO LIE, YOU SHOULDCopy !req
214. TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT IT, UNLESSCopy !req
215. YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO'SCopy !req
216. LYING, BECAUSE IF THEY TELL ACopy !req
217. LIE AND YOU TELL THE TRUTH,Copy !req
218. IT'LL BE A LIE BECAUSE YOU WERECopy !req
219. LYING ABOUT TELLING THE TRUTH,Copy !req
220. INSIDE OF A LIE, SO THE WHOLECopy !req
221. THING'S A LIE WHILE STILL BEINGCopy !req
222. TRUE.Copy !req
223. MAN, THIS "TRUTH AND HONESTY"Copy !req
224. THING IS HARD.Copy !req
225. HAS ANYONE SEEN THE NURSE?Copy !req
226. I THINK MY HEAD MAY BE ON FIRE.Copy !req
227. IS MY HEAD ON FIRE?Copy !req
228. UM...Copy !req
229. W-WOULD IT BE A GOOD THING OR ACopy !req
230. BAD THING IF IT WAS ON FIRE?Copy !req
231. A BAD THING, OF COURSE!Copy !req
232. IT'S NOT ON FIRE.Copy !req
233. OH.Copy !req
234. WHEW!Copy !req
235. FOR A MINUTE THERE, I THOUGHT MYCopy !req
236. HEAD WAS ON FIRE.Copy !req
237. WHAT A RELIEF.Copy !req
238. SO, HOW ARE THINGS WITH YOU,Copy !req
239. WATTERSON?Copy !req
240. UH... YEAH, NOT BAD.Copy !req
241. YOU?Copy !req
242. PRETTY GOOD, PRETTY GOOD.Copy !req
243. SO, NO MORE OF THAT LYINGCopy !req
244. TROUBLE, I HOPE?Copy !req
245. EH...Copy !req
246. NO.Copy !req
247. ALL RIGHT, THEN.Copy !req
248. TOODLE-OO!Copy !req
249. HMMMM.Copy !req
250. OKAY.Copy !req
251. LOOKS I'M GONNA HAVE TOCopy !req
252. INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMEONE ELSE.Copy !req
253. I'D LIKE YOU TO SAY HELLO TO THECopy !req
254. SILENCE SNAKE.Copy !req
255. HELLO, SI—Copy !req
256. SILENCESSSSSSSSSS!Copy !req
257. B—Copy !req
258. SILENCESSSSSSSS!Copy !req
259. NOW, I BET YOUR TINY MINDS ARECopy !req
260. THINKING...Copy !req
261. "BUT WHAT IFCopy !req
262. THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT WECopy !req
263. NEED TO SAY?"Copy !req
264. WELL, WHY DON'TCopy !req
265. YOU ASK THE SILENCE SNAKE?Copy !req
266. GO ON.Copy !req
267. HE WON'T BITE.Copy !req
268. O-KAY...Copy !req
269. WHAT —Copy !req
270. SILENCESSSSSSS!Copy !req
271. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE MY WORKCopy !req
272. HERE IS DONE.Copy !req
273. W-W-WHOA!Copy !req
274. AAH! OH!Copy !req
275. UH... BOYS?Copy !req
276. CAN YOU HEAR ME?Copy !req
277. SAY SOMETHING!Copy !req
278. I THINK MY KNEES ARE DIGGINGCopy !req
279. INTO MY BACK.Copy !req
280. YOU NEED TO HELP ME.Copy !req
281. NOW, THERE SHOULD BE A LITTLE,Copy !req
282. GOLD KEY ON MY DESK.Copy !req
283. OH, DON'T WORRY!Copy !req
284. I'VE GOT IT HERE.Copy !req
285. OH, GOSH.Copy !req
286. PLEASE, NO!Copy !req
287. OH, WAIT! MAYBE I CAN JUST —Copy !req
288. AAAAAH!Copy !req
289. OKAY, YOU NEED TO GET SOME HELPCopy !req
290. RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
291. RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
292. Elmore police.Copy !req
293. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
294. I'm sick of these prank phoneCopy !req
295. calls.Copy !req
296. OH, IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME.Copy !req
297. OH, WHAT NOW?Copy !req
298. MM! MM! MM-MM-MM!Copy !req
299. MM!Copy !req
300. EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH-EH!Copy !req
301. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?Copy !req
302. NYEAH! UNH!Copy !req
303. WHAT?Copy !req
304. MISS SIMIAN'S TRAPPED DOWN THECopy !req
305. OLD ABANDONED WELL?Copy !req
306. I'M COMING, MY SMOOCHKINS!Copy !req
307. HUP!Copy !req
308. AAAAH!Copy !req
309. E-ELBOWS, DON'T FAIL ME NOW.Copy !req
310. SO, ANYWAY, THE PLAN IS TOCopy !req
311. LIVE ON FRUIT, WATER, AND LOVE.Copy !req
312. DUDE, I DON'T CARE.Copy !req
313. WELL, GO BACK TO FIXING THECopy !req
314. TOILETS, THEN!Copy !req
315. MM! MM!Copy !req
316. WHAT DO YOU WANT?Copy !req
317. NYEAH!Copy !req
318. WHAT?Copy !req
319. I'M TRAPPED DOWN THE OLDCopy !req
320. ABANDONED WELL?Copy !req
321. OH, NO!Copy !req
322. I'M COMING!Copy !req
323. AAAAAH!Copy !req
324. COME ON, CHIN.Copy !req
325. DON'T FAIL ME NOW.Copy !req
326. WHOA-OA-OA!Copy !req
327. SLOW DOWN, LITTLE DUDES.Copy !req
328. MM! MM! MM! MM-MM!Copy !req
329. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
330. MR. SMALL ROCKED BACK SMUGLY ONCopy !req
331. HIS CHAIR, FELL INTO THE BOTTOMCopy !req
332. DRAWER OF HIS FILING CABINET,Copy !req
333. IT LOCKED SHUT, AND YOU WANT TOCopy !req
334. USE THESE CROWBARS TO BREAK HIMCopy !req
335. OUT?Copy !req
336. MMMMM.Copy !req
337. AWW.Copy !req
338. SEE YA!Copy !req
339. AAH!Copy !req
340. OH!Copy !req
341. AAH!Copy !req
342. BOYS, I-I-IS THAT YOU?Copy !req
343. DO SOMETHING! ANYTHING!Copy !req
344. OW!Copy !req
345. WELL, ON THE PLUS SIDE, I THINKCopy !req
346. THAT LOOSENED THE LOCK A LITTLE.Copy !req
347. KEEP GOING.Copy !req
348. AAH! AAH! OOH!Copy !req
349. AAH!Copy !req
350. JUST A THOUGHT, BUT MAYBE YOUCopy !req
351. WANT TO LEVER THE DRAWER OPENCopy !req
352. WITH THAT CROWBAR.Copy !req
353. FREEZE! POLICE!Copy !req
354. YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, YOUCopy !req
355. LITTLE HOOLIGANS!Copy !req
356. BUT —Copy !req
357. WHY WON'T YOU TALK?Copy !req
358. TALK, DARN IT! TALK!Copy !req
359. OFFICER, THERE'S CLEARLYCopy !req
360. BEEN SOME KIND OFCopy !req
361. MISUNDERSTANDING.Copy !req
362. WELL, MA'AM, LOOKING AT THEIRCopy !req
363. RAP SHEET, IT SEEMS THEY ARE NOTCopy !req
364. FIRST-TIME OFFENDERS.Copy !req
365. MULTIPLE COUNTS OF ANTISOCIALCopy !req
366. BEHAVIOR, VANDALIZING SCHOOLCopy !req
367. PROPERTY, AND SETTING THEIRCopy !req
368. PRINCIPAL ON FIRE.Copy !req
369. AND ALL BECAUSE YOU LIEDCopy !req
370. ABOUT YOUR FATHER EATING YOURCopy !req
371. HOMEWORK.Copy !req
372. OKAY!Copy !req
373. I DID IT!Copy !req
374. TAKE ME AWAY!Copy !req
375. WHY?Copy !req
376. I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA MAKE MECopy !req
377. SMART!Copy !req
378. WELL, IT OBVIOUSLY DIDN'T.Copy !req
379. SO, I GUESS YOU BOYS DIDN'T LIECopy !req
380. AFTER ALL.Copy !req
381. OH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOUCopy !req
382. TWO.Copy !req
383. THANKS, MOM.Copy !req
384. UM... ONE MORE THING.Copy !req
385. YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERECopy !req
386. MR. SMALL IS, DO YOU?Copy !req
387. THE ONLY CLUE WE COULD FINDCopy !req
388. WAS THIS SOCK.Copy !req
389. OH, WELL.Copy !req
390. CASE CLOSED!Copy !req
391. THIS ISN'T FUNNYCopy !req
392. ANYMORE!Copy !req
393. CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE OPEN THISCopy !req
394. THING?Copy !req
395. HUH?Copy !req
396. HE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-L—Copy !req
397. BOWLS — CHECK!Copy !req
398. SPOONS — CHECK!Copy !req
399. CEREAL — CHECK!Copy !req
400. OH.Copy !req
401. SO MUCH FOR EASY OPENING!Copy !req
402. IT LOOKS SO SIMPLE ON TV!Copy !req
403. OH, MAN, I REALLYCopy !req
404. DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOLCopy !req
405. TODAY.Copy !req
406. ME NEITHER.Copy !req
407. LET'S NOT GO!Copy !req
408. YOU CAN DO THAT?Copy !req
409. SURE!Copy !req
410. HEY, DAD?Copy !req
411. YES?Copy !req
412. WE REALLY DON'T WANTCopy !req
413. TO GO TO SCHOOL TODAY.Copy !req
414. WHY? ARE YOU SICK?Copy !req
415. NAH.Copy !req
416. WE'RE JUST NOT UP FOR IT.Copy !req
417. YEAH!Copy !req
418. SCHOOL IS BORING!Copy !req
419. BUT YOU HAVE TO GO TOCopy !req
420. SCHOOL.Copy !req
421. YOU'RE KIDS!Copy !req
422. IT'S WHAT YOU DO!Copy !req
423. AW!Copy !req
424. OOH! MAILMAN! WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
425. I WISH WE WERECopy !req
426. GROWN-UPS, LIKE DAD.Copy !req
427. THEN WE'D NEVER HAVE TO GO TOCopy !req
428. SCHOOL AND NOBODY WOULD TELL USCopy !req
429. WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
430. WE COULD DRIVE TRUCKS, STAY UPCopy !req
431. ALL NIGHT, VOTE.Copy !req
432. VOTE...Copy !req
433. OH! FINALLY!Copy !req
434. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
435. WHY?Copy !req
436. ACCORDING TO THE FIFTHCopy !req
437. AMENDMENT, I DON'T HAVE TOCopy !req
438. ANSWER THAT WITHOUT MY LAWYERCopy !req
439. PRESENT!Copy !req
440. RIGHT.Copy !req
441. ANYWAY, ABOUT SCHOOL...Copy !req
442. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
443. YOU'RE KIDS, SO YOU DO WHAT MOMCopy !req
444. TELLS ME TO TELL YOU TO DO.Copy !req
445. BEING A KID IS WRETCHED-LAME.Copy !req
446. YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY TOCopy !req
447. BE YOUNG.Copy !req
448. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, YOU'LL BECopy !req
449. OVERWEIGHT, UNATTRACTIVE,Copy !req
450. BALDING, MIDDLE-AGED.Copy !req
451. TAKE OVER BREAKFAST!Copy !req
452. I DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE ME LIKECopy !req
453. THIS!Copy !req
454. WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?Copy !req
455. EH.Copy !req
456. YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THAT GUY.Copy !req
457. COME ON. LET'S HAVE BREAKFAST.Copy !req
458. MAN, WHAT A PILE OF BEANS.Copy !req
459. DUDE, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!Copy !req
460. YOU'LL GET US IN TROUBLE!Copy !req
461. WELL, I'M SORRY,Copy !req
462. DARWIN, BUT IT IS.Copy !req
463. IT'S A BIG, STEAMING PILE OFCopy !req
464. BEANS.Copy !req
465. GUMBALL, LOOK!Copy !req
466. A SHOOTING STAR!Copy !req
467. THIS IS OUR CHANCE.Copy !req
468. MAKE A WISH!Copy !req
469. I WISH I WAS A GROWN-UP.Copy !req
470. ME TOO!Copy !req
471. THEY DON'T WORK ATCopy !req
472. ALL.Copy !req
473. UGH!Copy !req
474. OW!Copy !req
475. FAKER!Copy !req
476. OH, DARN KIDS!Copy !req
477. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?Copy !req
478. TODAY'S LESSON WILL BE ABOUTCopy !req
479. THE TRANSFORMATIONS OF THE HUMANCopy !req
480. BODY.Copy !req
481. AS YOU GET OLDER, HORMONESCopy !req
482. BEGIN TO CHANGE YOUR APPEARANCE.Copy !req
483. Here.Copy !req
484. It's me as an adult talking toCopy !req
485. my secretary over the intercom.Copy !req
486. It's me voting!Copy !req
487. AWESOME.Copy !req
488. PASSING NOTES, ARE WE?Copy !req
489. NO, MISS SIMIAN.Copy !req
490. WELL, THEN, WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
491. UH, THAT'S US ASCopy !req
492. ADULTS?Copy !req
493. I GUESS YOU'RE ON TOPIC,Copy !req
494. THEN.Copy !req
495. ANYWAY, PIMPLES —Copy !req
496. EW!Copy !req
497. SILENCE!Copy !req
498. ACTUALLY, IT'S PRETTY GROSS.Copy !req
499. YOU MAY CONTINUE.Copy !req
500. EWWWWWW!Copy !req
501. PIMPLES, OR ACNE, CAN POP UPCopy !req
502. AT ANY TIME...Copy !req
503. DUDE, WHAT'S THAT ONCopy !req
504. YOUR FACE?Copy !req
505. WHAT? WHAT?Copy !req
506. THAT.Copy !req
507. WHAT?Copy !req
508. IT LOOKS LIKE ACopy !req
509. GREASY, YELLOW EGG.Copy !req
510. NO, NO, ACTUALLY, IT'S MORE LIKECopy !req
511. A SMALL VOLCANO WITH A SWEATYCopy !req
512. GOLF BALL.Copy !req
513. DO SOMETHING!Copy !req
514. DO SOMETHING!Copy !req
515. OKAY, OKAY. HOLD ON.Copy !req
516. LET ME JUST, UM...Copy !req
517. I THINK WE'RE GONNACopy !req
518. NEED MORE LITTLE HATS.Copy !req
519. AAAAH!Copy !req
520. RELAX, DUDE!Copy !req
521. THAT'S EASY FOR YOUCopy !req
522. TO SAY!Copy !req
523. WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANY?Copy !req
524. JUST LUCKY, I GUESS.Copy !req
525. AAAH!Copy !req
526. AAAAAAH!Copy !req
527. AAAAAAAAAH!Copy !req
528. OH!Copy !req
529. OW!Copy !req
530. EW!Copy !req
531. UGH!Copy !req
532. I THINK THAT'S ALLCopy !req
533. OF THEM.Copy !req
534. WHAT'S HAPPENING TO US?Copy !req
535. I THINK WE'VE GOT THECopy !req
536. PLAGUE.Copy !req
537. DO YOU HAVE ANYCopy !req
538. OTHER SYMPTOMS?Copy !req
539. MY TOP LIP FEELS ACopy !req
540. LITTLE SILKY.Copy !req
541. NEXT COMES THE APPEARANCE OFCopy !req
542. HAIR ON THE BODY AND FACE.Copy !req
543. DUDE, YOU LOOK LIKE ANCopy !req
544. UNDERCOVER COP.Copy !req
545. STOP LAUGHING!Copy !req
546. DO SOMETHING!Copy !req
547. OKAY.Copy !req
548. I SEE MOM DO THIS ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
549. AND DAD, ON ONE OCCASION.Copy !req
550. THAT FEELS SO MUCHCopy !req
551. BET—Copy !req
552. AAAAAAH!Copy !req
553. AAH!Copy !req
554. DON'T WORRY, DUDE.Copy !req
555. I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUTCopy !req
556. ME!Copy !req
557. I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU!Copy !req
558. YOU LOOK LIKE A BABY WEREWOLF!Copy !req
559. NO! NOT ME!Copy !req
560. IT WAS BETTER WHEN IT WAS JUSTCopy !req
561. YOU!Copy !req
562. UH, GUYS, I DON'T MEAN TOCopy !req
563. INTERRUPT, BUT THIS IS THECopy !req
564. GIRLS' TOILET.Copy !req
565. UH, YEAH, SORRY!Copy !req
566. I GOT TO SORT THIS OUT.Copy !req
567. START CHEWING.Copy !req
568. OKAY, SETTLE DOWN.Copy !req
569. EVERYONE, GET INTO YOUR TEAM FORCopy !req
570. DODGEBALL.Copy !req
571. OH, NO.Copy !req
572. NOT DODGEBALL.Copy !req
573. YOU'RE GOING DOWN.Copy !req
574. YOU GET THE IDEA.Copy !req
575. PLEASE — NOT ABOVECopy !req
576. THE SHOULD—Copy !req
577. AAH! AAH! AAH!Copy !req
578. THE EAR!Copy !req
579. MY ANKLE!Copy !req
580. AAH!Copy !req
581. A BOWLING BALL?Copy !req
582. CATCH!Copy !req
583. ENOUGH!Copy !req
584. OH!Copy !req
585. AAAAAAH!Copy !req
586. AAAAAH!Copy !req
587. THIS IS HORRIBLE!Copy !req
588. WE'RE MONSTERS!Copy !req
589. NO, YOU'RE NOT.Copy !req
590. IT'S JUST A PART OF LIFE.Copy !req
591. ARE YOU SAYING WE'RECopy !req
592. GROWN-UPS NOW?Copy !req
593. APPARENTLY SO.Copy !req
594. DID YOU HEAR THAT?Copy !req
595. THAT SHOOTING STAR WORKED.Copy !req
596. NOW, GET BACK TO CLASS!Copy !req
597. ALL RIGHT, MISS SIMIAN.Copy !req
598. WAIT A MINUTE!Copy !req
599. WE DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUCopy !req
600. ANYMORE.Copy !req
601. BECAUSE WE'RE MEN!Copy !req
602. THE MOVIES, CHOP DOWN TREES,Copy !req
603. KIDS, BUT WE'RE GONNA WAIT UNTILCopy !req
604. WE MEET THE RIGHT PERSON BECAUSECopy !req
605. OH, WAIT.Copy !req
606. NO, WE CAN'T.Copy !req
607. WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.Copy !req
608. LET'S GET JOBS!Copy !req
609. WELL, AS FAR AS I CAN SEECopy !req
610. FROM YOUR... RéSUMé, YOU HAVECopy !req
611. ABSOLUTELY NO QUALIFICATIONSCopy !req
612. WHATSOEVER.Copy !req
613. DO EITHER OF YOU HAVE ANYCopy !req
614. APPLICABLE SKILLS?Copy !req
615. WELL, I CAN DO THIS.Copy !req
616. LOOK, FOR THE THIRD TIME,Copy !req
617. MR. WATTERSON, ROLLING YOURCopy !req
618. STOMACH IS NOT A VALUABLE SKILLCopy !req
619. IN THE WORK ENVIRONMENT.Copy !req
620. OH, I-I'M SORRY.Copy !req
621. POINT TAKEN.Copy !req
622. GOOD.Copy !req
623. OKAY, SO, LOOKING AT YOUR TRACKCopy !req
624. RE—Copy !req
625. HUH? OH, OH, I SEE.Copy !req
626. SORRY.Copy !req
627. LOOK, RIGHT NOW, I NEED YOUCopy !req
628. TO GIVE ME A VALID REASON WHY ICopy !req
629. SHOULD EVEN CONSIDER GIVINGCopy !req
630. EITHER OF YOU A JOB.Copy !req
631. WELL, I CAN TOUCH MYCopy !req
632. NOSE WITH MY TONGUE.Copy !req
633. THAT'S NOT A SKILL.Copy !req
634. THIS IS.Copy !req
635. YOU GUYS WANT A JOB?Copy !req
636. WELL, YOU CAN HAVE MINE!Copy !req
637. I QUIT!Copy !req
638. GOOD LUCK!Copy !req
639. YAY!Copy !req
640. WHAT DO PEOPLE WITHCopy !req
641. JOBS DO?Copy !req
642. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
643. HIRING AND FIRING?Copy !req
644. COOL!Copy !req
645. WELL, YOU'RE HIRED.Copy !req
646. SO ARE YOU!Copy !req
647. WHAT NOW?Copy !req
648. GUESS WE SHOULD DOCopy !req
649. SOME FIRING?Copy !req
650. YOU'RE FIRED!Copy !req
651. YOU'RE FIRED!Copy !req
652. YOU'RE FIRED!Copy !req
653. YOU'RE FIRED!Copy !req
654. AND YOU'RE FIRED!Copy !req
655. HEY, WHAT ARE YOUCopy !req
656. FIRING ME FOR?Copy !req
657. IT'S WHAT I DO.Copy !req
658. WELL, YOU'RE FIRED!Copy !req
659. YOU CAN'T FIRE ME!Copy !req
660. I JUST FIRED YOU!Copy !req
661. ALL RIGHT, QUICKLY,Copy !req
662. HIRE ME AGAIN.Copy !req
663. OKAY. YOU'RE HIRED.Copy !req
664. YOU'RE FIRED!Copy !req
665. OH, I CAN'T BELIEVECopy !req
666. WE LOST OUR JOBS.Copy !req
667. SO, THIS IS BEING ANCopy !req
668. ADULT, HUH?Copy !req
669. NO MONEY.Copy !req
670. NO JOB.Copy !req
671. CRUMBLY APARTMENT.Copy !req
672. RENT OVERDUE!Copy !req
673. AND THIS IS OUR LASTCopy !req
674. PIECE OF FOOD.Copy !req
675. I THINK WE SHOULDCopy !req
676. SHARE IT.Copy !req
677. SORRY.Copy !req
678. WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
679. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUCopy !req
680. ATE OUR LAST PIECE OF CANDY!Copy !req
681. WELL, I CAN'TCopy !req
682. BELIEVE I'M STUCK HERE WITH YOU!Copy !req
683. I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RECopy !req
684. BOTH YELLING!Copy !req
685. I KNOW!Copy !req
686. WE'RE TRYING TO HIDE FROM THECopy !req
687. LANDLORD!Copy !req
688. LET'S BE QUIET, THEN!Copy !req
689. OKAY!Copy !req
690. I WISH WE WERE KIDS AGAIN.Copy !req
691. ME TOO.Copy !req
692. I'LL BE IN MY ROOM.Copy !req
693. ME TOO.Copy !req
694. SOMEONE'S COMING!Copy !req
695. OH, NO!Copy !req
696. IT'S THE LANDLORD!Copy !req
697. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
698. I DON'T KNOW!Copy !req
699. UNH! UHHHH! UHHHHHH!Copy !req
700. AAAAAH!Copy !req
701. PLEASE DON'T HURT US!Copy !req
702. TAKE ANYTHING YOUCopy !req
703. WANT!Copy !req
704. GUYS,Copy !req
705. IT'S ME — YOUR SISTER.Copy !req
706. DUDE, YOU LOOK LIKECopy !req
707. A MEXICAN WRESTLER.Copy !req
708. I'M NOT A MAN, ANDCopy !req
709. NEITHER ARE YOU.Copy !req
710. I THINK I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.Copy !req
711. FOLLOW ME.Copy !req
712. COME ON. STAY UP.Copy !req
713. STAY UP!Copy !req
714. YES!Copy !req
715. NO!Copy !req
716. NOW, COME ON!Copy !req
717. FLEX! FLEX, FLEX!Copy !req
718. RICHARD?Copy !req
719. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
720. I'M GETTING OLD.Copy !req
721. IT'S LIKE YOU ALWAYS SAY —Copy !req
722. "WE GROW UP SO FAT."Copy !req
723. "FAST," RICHARD, AND ICopy !req
724. WAS TALKING ABOUT THE CHILDREN.Copy !req
725. OH, DON'T TALK TO MECopy !req
726. ABOUT THOSE ROSY-CHEEKED,Copy !req
727. BABY-FACED... HAIRY MUTANTS!Copy !req
728. HI.Copy !req
729. WHAT'S HAPPENED TO MY BABIES?Copy !req
730. IT'S OKAY, MOM.Copy !req
731. I THINK IT WAS THESE THAT TURNEDCopy !req
732. US INTO MEN.Copy !req
733. OH.Copy !req
734. YOU FOUND MY SUPPLEMENTS.Copy !req
735. BUT THEY'RE EMPTY.Copy !req
736. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELLCopy !req
737. ME WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
738. SURE.Copy !req
739. AT BREAKFAST, DAD LEFT WITH THECopy !req
740. CEREAL BOX, SO WE ATE HISCopy !req
741. SUPPLEMENTS BY MISTAKE.Copy !req
742. OH, I THINK I KNOW WHATCopy !req
743. HAPPENED.Copy !req
744. YEAH, I JUST TOLD YOU.Copy !req
745. RICHARD, WHY ON EARTHCopy !req
746. WERE YOU BUYING THOSECopy !req
747. SUPPLEMENTS?Copy !req
748. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.Copy !req
749. IT'S THE INTERNET'S FAULT.Copy !req
750. EVERY TIME I OPEN MY E-MAILS,Copy !req
751. THIS IS WHAT I GET.Copy !req
752. ARE YOU TOO FAT?Copy !req
753. YES.Copy !req
754. ARE YOU TOO BALD?Copy !req
755. MAYBE.Copy !req
756. ARE YOU REALLY THE MAN SHECopy !req
757. DESERVES?Copy !req
758. NO!Copy !req
759. SO, THAT'S WHERE ALL THECopy !req
760. LAPTOPS WENT.Copy !req
761. IT WAS A MOMENT OFCopy !req
762. WEAKNESS, AND I CRUMBLED,Copy !req
763. NICOLE!Copy !req
764. I CRUMBLED!Copy !req
765. OH, HONEY, YOU DIDN'TCopy !req
766. NEED THOSE PILLS.Copy !req
767. I LOVE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.Copy !req
768. SO DO WE, DAD.Copy !req
769. REALLY?Copy !req
770. OH, COME HERE, MY LITTLE —Copy !req
771. BODY BUILDERS.Copy !req
772. SO, ARE WE GONNA BECopy !req
773. LIKE THIS FOREVER?Copy !req
774. OH, IT SAYS ON THE BOXCopy !req
775. THAT THE EFFECT WEARS OFF AFTERCopy !req
776. A WEEK.Copy !req
777. HMM.Copy !req
778. AT LEAST THAT PYRAMID SCHEMECopy !req
779. WILL BE MORE RELIABLE.Copy !req
780. ANYWAY, NOW THIS IS ALLCopy !req
781. CLEARED UP, LET'S ALL GET OUTCopy !req
782. THE HOUSE AND HAVE SOME FUN.Copy !req
783. HIGHER! HIGHER!Copy !req
784. THEY GROW UP SO FAST.Copy !req
785. OH, PRECIOUS MO—Copy !req