1. Get off my lawn, Watterson!Copy !req
2. Butt why, Mr. Robinson?Copy !req
3. Don't be so cheeky!Copy !req
4. Come on, sweetie.Copy !req
5. One puzzle, a thousand pieces of fun.Copy !req
6. Mom, can we do something,
you know, not boring?Copy !req
7. Oh, you mean like the 2,000-piece puzzle?Copy !req
8. No, something more like that.Copy !req
9. I'm going to get to the bottom of this.Copy !req
10. Bottom!Copy !req
11. Anais, I think you're a bit too
intelligent for that kind of behavior.Copy !req
12. Well, if being intelligent means "no fun"Copy !req
13. then I don't want to
be intelligent anymore.Copy !req
14. By the way, those go there.Copy !req
15. Nice.Copy !req
16. Gumball, can I speak to you?Copy !req
17. My eyes are up here.Copy !req
18. How come you guys never
ask me to play with you?Copy !req
19. Well...Copy !req
20. We thought you liked puzzles.Copy !req
21. Yeah, puzzles are okay...Copy !req
22. but I'd like to join youCopy !req
23. and be dumb for a change, just for a day.Copy !req
24. For a day, huh?Copy !req
25. Mmm.Copy !req
26. I think we should give her a chance.Copy !req
27. Okay, then.Copy !req
28. Yay!Copy !req
29. Here's a game we like to play.Copy !req
30. It's called, "I'm The President."Copy !req
31. What are the rules?Copy !req
32. Well, I'm the President, and
you have to do what I say.Copy !req
33. Yes, sir, Mr. President, sir!Copy !req
34. Now, go and get the stinkiest
thing you can find in the house.Copy !req
35. Yes, sir, Mr. President, sir!Copy !req
36. I'm not doing that.Copy !req
37. You have to. I'm the President!Copy !req
38. But the, b... Why?Copy !req
39. Mr. President, sir, I found
one of Mr. Dad's socks.Copy !req
40. Is it sweaty?Copy !req
41. Yes, sir!Copy !req
42. It's scratchy on the outside
and moldy on the inside,Copy !req
43. Just the way you like it, sir!Copy !req
44. Good job, soldier.
This shall be our flag.Copy !req
45. And in Dumb Land, what's the motto?Copy !req
46. Dumbus kissus flaggus!Copy !req
47. This is so dumb.Copy !req
48. That's the point.Copy !req
49. I just don't get it.Copy !req
50. Anais, Look, honey!Copy !req
51. Porcupine Parade, 3,000 pieces!Copy !req
52. Please teach me.Copy !req
53. Okay, now. Notepad ready?Copy !req
54. Yep!Copy !req
55. The first rule of dumb, is that
dumb people don't take notes.Copy !req
56. Don't... take... notes.Copy !req
57. My car!Copy !req
58. Now, if you want to be dumb,
you've got to speak dumb.Copy !req
59. Darwin and me will demonstrate.Copy !req
60. Dumb.Copy !req
61. Dumb.Copy !req
62. Dumb, dumb, dumb.Copy !req
63. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.Copy !req
64. Now you try it.Copy !req
65. Dumb, dumb, dumb?Copy !req
66. What?Copy !req
67. It's just what you said is really rude.Copy !req
68. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?Copy !req
69. Well, come on. How do I speak dumb?Copy !req
70. Here's a little song that might help you.Copy !req
71. Dumb, dumb, dumb!Copy !req
72. Dumb, dumb, dumb!Copy !req
73. D-d-dumb, dumb, dumb!Copy !req
74. Dumb! D-d-dumb, dumb!Copy !req
75. Dumbiner, dumbiner, dumbiner
Dumbiner, dumbiner, dumbinerCopy !req
76. Dumb!Copy !req
77. Nope. I don't get it.Copy !req
78. Okay, now, Anais,Copy !req
79. I want you to make a sandwichCopy !req
80. but like a dumb person would.Copy !req
81. What?Copy !req
82. Oh, nothing.Copy !req
83. It's just smart people
always struggle with that one.Copy !req
84. How do you do it, then?Copy !req
85. Watch and learn.Copy !req
86. Nope. Don't get it.Copy !req
87. Look, it's not complicated.Copy !req
88. All you need to do is think dumb.Copy !req
89. Darwin, if you please.Copy !req
90. Take a look.Copy !req
91. I'm never going to get this.Copy !req
92. Oh, don't feel bad.Copy !req
93. It takes years of dedication
to think dumb like we do.Copy !req
94. Oh, come on. You guys don't think dumb.Copy !req
95. You don't think at all.Copy !req
96. That's it.Copy !req
97. That's it! You literally
don't think at all!Copy !req
98. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
99. For example, most people would think twice
about putting a hot chili in their mouth.Copy !req
100. But because you didn't think even once...Copy !req
101. you've already done it. I finally get it!Copy !req
102. I know how to be dumb!Copy !req
103. Yay!Copy !req
104. Anybody want to play fruitball?Copy !req
105. I do! I do!Copy !req
106. Really?Copy !req
107. I thought she liked puzzles.Copy !req
108. Not anymore.Copy !req
109. I'm now fluent in the
beautiful art of dumbness.Copy !req
110. Okay, then. She's in!Copy !req
111. Let's play fruitball!Copy !req
112. You ready, Dad?Copy !req
113. Yep!Copy !req
114. - Yeah!
- Woohoo!Copy !req
115. Thanks, Gumball. I had a great day.Copy !req
116. Me too.Copy !req
117. What shall we do today, guys?Copy !req
118. Guys?Copy !req
119. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
120. We're toe-wrestling Dad.Copy !req
121. This little piggy's going down!Copy !req
122. I'm gonna toe-nail you to the floor!Copy !req
123. Cool! Can I join in?Copy !req
124. Mr. Dad's only got two feet,
and they're kind of taken.Copy !req
125. That's okay. I can be the referee.Copy !req
126. We already have one.Copy !req
127. Now, I want a good, clean fight.Copy !req
128. I'll be the spectators, then.Copy !req
129. Yeah, we kind of have those as well.Copy !req
130. Boo!Copy !req
131. Oh, fine. I'll just go
and have some breakfast.Copy !req
132. What? We didn't hear you!
We're having too much fun!Copy !req
133. Dumbus kissus flaggus!Copy !req
134. Yes, Madam President!Copy !req
135. I can't believe it.Copy !req
136. I showed her how to be dumb,
and now she's totally stealing Dad.Copy !req
137. I'm sure they'll include you
in a minute, honey.Copy !req
138. Wow! This couch is really
perfect for three people.Copy !req
139. Yeah, if we had a fourth person,
it would be kinda cramped.Copy !req
140. Okay, well...Copy !req
141. How about you play with me?Copy !req
142. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
143. See how she likes it if
I steal Mom from her.Copy !req
144. Ooh, we're gonna have lots of fun!Copy !req
145. Come on, honey. Just one piece left.Copy !req
146. You know what, Mom?Copy !req
147. Yes, sweetheart?Copy !req
148. I don't think this is gonna work out.Copy !req
149. Oh, I'm so glad you said that.Copy !req
150. Let's agree to never do this again.Copy !req
151. Done.Copy !req
152. So, I'm gonna go this way.Copy !req
153. Sure.Copy !req
154. Oh!Copy !req
155. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
156. Um, I'll go that way.Copy !req
157. Earthquake!Copy !req
158. Do it again! Do it again!Copy !req
159. Earthquake!Copy !req
160. She thinks she's so dumb.Copy !req
161. Well, I'll show her who's
the dumbest in the whole town!Copy !req
162. Then Dad will be mine again!Copy !req
163. Gumball?Copy !req
164. Yes?Copy !req
165. Can you tell us why we're here now?Copy !req
166. You're here to race.Copy !req
167. As you can see, I gathered
the stupidest people in town.Copy !req
168. Word.Copy !req
169. Everyone has to wear a blindfold
and run as fast as they can.Copy !req
170. The person who gets the furthest
is officially the dumbest.Copy !req
171. Dad, you'll be the referee.Copy !req
172. Okay guys! I want a good, clean race!Copy !req
173. Anyone opening their eyes is disqualified!Copy !req
174. On your mark!Copy !req
175. Get set!Copy !req
176. Wait for it!Copy !req
177. Go!Copy !req
178. I can't resist the call of dumbness!Copy !req
179. You might have won Dad, sis,Copy !req
180. but I'm not gonna let you win this!Copy !req
181. What do you mean, "Won Dad"?Copy !req
182. I'm winning! I'm winning!Copy !req
183. I'm not winning!Copy !req
184. Who's the dumbest? Who's the dumbest?Copy !req
185. Mama?Copy !req
186. I'm a banana split.Copy !req
187. It hurts.Copy !req
188. Who's the dumbest? Who's the dumbest?Copy !req
189. Who's the dumbest?Copy !req
190. I'm okay.Copy !req
191. Oh, Karen, this is just the perfect day.Copy !req
192. I was wondering...Copy !req
193. Yes, Laurence?Copy !req
194. Will you marry me?Copy !req
195. This is happening so fast. I'm... oh.Copy !req
196. I'm not saying no.
Definitely not saying no.Copy !req
197. But I need to think about this.Copy !req
198. You've taken my place at home,
and I'm taking it back!Copy !req
199. Are you kidding, Gumball?Copy !req
200. I just wanted to be dumb for a day.Copy !req
201. No one could be dumber than you.Copy !req
202. Wow.Copy !req
203. That's a really nice thing to say.Copy !req
204. I kind of feel awkward now.Copy !req
205. Should we just hug?Copy !req
206. Gosh, yeah, okay.Copy !req
207. Awww!Copy !req
208. Whoa! That was close.Copy !req
209. I think we've out-dumbed ourselves.Copy !req
210. Let's go home.Copy !req
211. Uh? Oh, the eyes! I blew it!Copy !req
212. Hello.Copy !req
213. I'm Dr. Butt, and I'm going
to take your temperature.Copy !req
214. Dad, I can't play Butt Puppet right now.Copy !req
215. Uh! I was only trying to help.Copy !req
216. This is all your fault, Richard.Copy !req
217. Well, as referee, I took
every precaution I could.Copy !req
218. And six kids ended up in the hospital!Copy !req
219. Four. Rocky and me are grown-ups.Copy !req
220. Word.Copy !req
221. And you, Gumball Watterson,
that was a very dumb thing to do.Copy !req
222. Aw, Thanks.Copy !req
223. And as for you,
young lady, I expected more.Copy !req
224. I know, Mom. I don't think
I want to be dumb anymore.Copy !req
225. Because it hurts so bad!Copy !req
226. And all this because you guys
wanted to be my favoriteCopy !req
227. when we all know, in fact,
that Darwin is my favorite.Copy !req
228. Fish! My favorite fish!Copy !req
229. Wait a minute.Copy !req
230. Where is Darwin?Copy !req
231. Did I win yet?
Did I win yet? Did I win yet?Copy !req
232. Ow.Copy !req
233. Help!Copy !req
234. We can't get out!Copy !req
235. Please help! We're locked in!Copy !req
236. Please let us out!Copy !req
237. It's no use, Darwin.
We're gonna be stuck in here forever.Copy !req
238. That's the last time
I come in here to whistle for you.Copy !req
239. But if you don't whistle, I can't go.Copy !req
240. I never thought it would end like this,
stuck in a bathroom forever.Copy !req
241. At least we've had some pretty good times.Copy !req
242. And some crummy ones, too.Copy !req
243. Look, Darwin, if we don't get out of here,
there's something I need to tell you.Copy !req
244. Remember that time they found
a creepy picture in your schoolbookCopy !req
245. and you said you didn't do it?Copy !req
246. Well... That was me.Copy !req
247. What? I had to go to counseling for that!Copy !req
248. I lost my whole summer!Copy !req
249. I'm sorry, dude.Copy !req
250. Mr. Small put me in an isolation tank!Copy !req
251. Well, let's not dwell on the past.Copy !req
252. Gumball? There's something
I haven't told you, too.Copy !req
253. And it's probably gonna shock you.Copy !req
254. What? Is it really bad or something?Copy !req
255. It's pretty bad, yeah.Copy !req
256. Last week...Copy !req
257. Oh, man. I'm so glad it's you.Copy !req
258. I thought this place was haunted
by a couple of screaming girls.Copy !req
259. We're saved!Copy !req
260. How long have we been here?Copy !req
261. About three minutes.Copy !req
262. Oh, wait, what were you gonna
say back there, by the way?Copy !req
263. Huh?Copy !req
264. You were gonna say something, remember?Copy !req
265. Oh! Don't worry about that now.Copy !req
266. We're free.Copy !req
267. I love this game. It's so much fun.Copy !req
268. Yep.Copy !req
269. Hey, you know what else was fun?Copy !req
270. When we were stuck in the bathroom
and you were gonna tell me that secret.Copy !req
271. Yeah, that was fun.Copy !req
272. Just out of curiosity,
what was that little secret?Copy !req
273. It's better you don't know.Copy !req
274. Sure, but... I told you mine.Copy !req
275. Therefore, I think
it's fair you tell me yours.Copy !req
276. Nah! Let's just play instead.Copy !req
277. Yeah. Let's just play.Copy !req
278. Look at him standing there,
knowing the secret.Copy !req
279. I'll get it out of him
if it's the last thing I do.Copy !req
280. Wow. You're pretty good at this.Copy !req
281. There you go, old pal.Copy !req
282. What's the occasion?Copy !req
283. Can't a guy just make
a meal for his best buddy?Copy !req
284. This hasn't got anything to do
with the secret, has it?Copy !req
285. Secret? No. What secret?Copy !req
286. Hmm...Copy !req
287. You're giving me this food so
I'll tell you the secret, aren't you?Copy !req
288. Am I?Copy !req
289. Aren't you?Copy !req
290. Did you do something to this food?Copy !req
291. I don't know.Copy !req
292. Did I?Copy !req
293. Glass of water! Glass of water please!Copy !req
294. Glass of water!Copy !req
295. I'm sorry? Excuse me?Copy !req
296. Tap's a little tight, eh?Copy !req
297. Looks like we're all out of drinks.Copy !req
298. Oh, wait. What's this?Copy !req
299. You want it?Copy !req
300. What's the secret?Copy !req
301. Oh, well.Copy !req
302. Aw, man.Copy !req
303. Thanks, Gumball!Copy !req
304. You're welcome.Copy !req
305. Uh, hello.
Is Darwin Watterson there, please?Copy !req
306. Is this a telemarketer?Copy !req
307. Uh, no. It's a recorded message.Copy !req
308. Oh, okay.Copy !req
309. Darwin! Telephone!Copy !req
310. Hello?Copy !req
311. Congratulations.Copy !req
312. You have been selected
to win a special prize.Copy !req
313. Cool!Copy !req
314. Just answer this one question correctly.Copy !req
315. When you were locked in the bathroom,
what were you going to tell Gumball?Copy !req
316. Oh! Oh! I know this one! I know this one!Copy !req
317. I'm gonna win a competition, Mr. Dad!Copy !req
318. Wow! What's the prize?Copy !req
319. I don't know. What's the prize?Copy !req
320. It's... vouchers for a beauty spa.Copy !req
321. It's spa vouchers.Copy !req
322. At last, a manicure!Copy !req
323. Please insert 25 cents
to continue your call.Copy !req
324. Come on!Copy !req
325. Give me your answer!Copy !req
326. Oh! Ask them if they
can doa foot massageCopy !req
327. and will they do my roots?Copy !req
328. Can you do a foot massage and--Copy !req
329. Give me the answer!Copy !req
330. Okay.Copy !req
331. The answer is--Copy !req
332. No!Copy !req
333. No! No!Copy !req
334. I've got to find out that secret.Copy !req
335. Hey, maybe I should try reading his mind.Copy !req
336. Are you trying to read my mind?Copy !req
337. I don't know. Were you
thinking my face really hurts?Copy !req
338. No.Copy !req
339. Then I wasn't.Copy !req
340. What's the matter, little shrimp?Copy !req
341. I'm sad because my best friend
won't tell me his secret.Copy !req
342. Sometimes even best friends
have to have secrets.Copy !req
343. Did you have secrets?Copy !req
344. Only one.Copy !req
345. Well, maybe if you tell me
that, I would feel less sad.Copy !req
346. But I can't tell you.Copy !req
347. Please, Darwin? Please tell me your secret.Copy !req
348. Tell us your secret, Darwin.Copy !req
349. Tell me your secret, Darwin.Copy !req
350. What are you?Copy !req
351. I'm a catfish.Copy !req
352. But don't catfish live in freshwater,
like rivers and streams?Copy !req
353. Dude, it's a dream.
I mean, you're sweating underwater.Copy !req
354. Now tell me your secret!Copy !req
355. Tell me your secret!Copy !req
356. Tell me your--Copy !req
357. Oh, hey, Darwin.Copy !req
358. What are you doing?Copy !req
359. Just helping you sleep.Copy !req
360. See?Copy !req
361. Darwin, just tell me your secret.Copy !req
362. No.Copy !req
363. What secret?Copy !req
364. You know.Copy !req
365. Oh! That secret.Copy !req
366. What? You know, too?Copy !req
367. Come on, Anais, I'm your big brother.
Please, please, please tell me.Copy !req
368. Sorry, Gumball, but I won't.
It's for your own good.Copy !req
369. Fine. If that's the way you want to play,
I'll just have to get it out of you.Copy !req
370. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
371. Tell me. Tell me. Tell me.
I know you're gonna tell me.Copy !req
372. You might as well tell
me now. Tell me now.Copy !req
373. Tell me now. Tell me now. Tell me now.
You know I'm gonna break you, sis.Copy !req
374. You might as well tell me now.
You're gonna break.Copy !req
375. This is gonna break you. Tell me now.Copy !req
376. Tell me now. Tell me now. Tell me now.
Come on, Anais. Come on, Anais.Copy !req
377. Tell me now. Tell me now. Put
it down. Lay it down. Fess it up.Copy !req
378. You do that one more time...Copy !req
379. Hey. I've been chatting with Anais
and she told me everything so,Copy !req
380. it's okay to talk about it now.Copy !req
381. She didn't, did she?Copy !req
382. No.Copy !req
383. Look, Gumball, when
we were in the bathroom,Copy !req
384. we thought it was gonna be the end.Copy !req
385. So unless we're in that situation again,
I don't think I can ever tell you.Copy !req
386. That's it!Copy !req
387. What?Copy !req
388. What? What are you talking about what?Copy !req
389. There locked in. Now tell me your secret.Copy !req
390. Fine. But don't go crying about it.Copy !req
391. You know last week when
you made me that sandwichCopy !req
392. and I said it was great?Copy !req
393. Huh-huh. Huh-huh.Copy !req
394. Well...Copy !req
395. It was just good!Copy !req
396. What? Is that it?Copy !req
397. I knew you'd react like this.Copy !req
398. I've spent all this time
trying to get it out of you,Copy !req
399. and that was it? A sandwich?Copy !req
400. I'm so sorry, Gumball.Copy !req
401. Look, let's just get out of here.Copy !req
402. Come on.Copy !req
403. Come on!Copy !req
404. Darwin, I locked it.Copy !req
405. -Help!
-We're in the bathroom!Copy !req
406. ...French module one,Copy !req
407. Peter Pineapple is having
a blast at the discotheque.Copy !req
408. Pierre l'ananas s'éclate à la discothèque.Copy !req
409. Oh, man. What have I done?Copy !req
410. How are we gonna get out of here now?Copy !req
411. Let's swim out through the toilet!Copy !req
412. Why?Copy !req
413. Hello? Y a-t-il quelqu'un?Copy !req
414. MehCopy !req
415. Now what?Copy !req
416. Don't worry. We'll be perfectly fineCopy !req
417. as long as the system
don't get flushed out.Copy !req
418. I can't believe we're in
this mess because of you!Copy !req
419. Me? I said no, but you
forced me to tell you!Copy !req
420. Why would anyone hold on to
such a trivial piece of information?Copy !req
421. You're the one who wanted to know.Copy !req
422. That's because you said it was really bad!Copy !req
423. I mean, you used the wrong
adjective to describe a sandwich.Copy !req
424. "Good", "Great", what's the difference?Copy !req
425. Well, if it was such a big nothing,
why don't you get over it?Copy !req
426. I am over it!Copy !req
427. But if I stop shouting, it'll
look like I've lost the argument!Copy !req
428. All I'm saying is, I'm very sorry,
please forgive me, and I love you!Copy !req
429. I love you, too!Copy !req
430. Cool.Copy !req
431. Are we a bottle of water?Copy !req
432. What? Does this mean the water
we drink starts off in the toilet?Copy !req
433. What do you think? Just falls
out of the sky or somethin'?Copy !req
434. Sir, do you know the way
to the Watterson house?Copy !req
435. Go back the way you came, and
this time, take a left at the school pipe.Copy !req
436. Did I eat you?Copy !req
437. No.Copy !req
438. We've been lost in the sewers.Copy !req
439. Oh, thank goodness.Copy !req
440. Where's Gumball?Copy !req
441. He's taking a shower.Copy !req
442. So, did you tell him the secret?Copy !req
443. No. He must never know that
we accidentally uploaded that clip.Copy !req
444. Check this out.Copy !req