The Amazing World of Gumball 1x18

1. AM I INVITED?

2. AM I INVITED?

3. AM I INVITED?

4. GUYS! GUYS!

5. LET ME CUT TO THE CHASE HERE,

6. ALL RIGHT?

7. YOU'RE ALL INVITED.

8. YAY!

9. A HIGH-SCHOOL PARTY, AND WE'RE

10. ALL INVITED!

11. NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED!

12. OH, HI, RACHEL.

13. MY PARTY IS FOR YOUNG ADULTS,

14. NOT OLD BABIES!

15. TCH, TCH, TCH.

16. RACHEL, RACHEL, RACHEL.

17. WOULDN'T IT BE A SHAME IF MOM

18. AND DAD FOUND OUT ABOUT YOUR

19. SECRET PARTY?

20. TCH, TCH, TCH.

21. RACHEL, RACHEL, RACHEL.

22. FINE. YOU CAN COME.

23. BUT YOU ALL HAVE TO BRING...

24. A DATE!

25. A DATE?

26. UH-HUH.

27. GOOD LUCK.

28. AAAAAAAAAAH!

29. WHAT'S A DATE?

30. HEY! WHAT'S A DATE?

31. HMM.

32. A SECRET HOUSE PARTY, EH?

33. HMM.

34. I'D BETTER TELL PRINCIPAL BROWN.

35. ALL RIGHT, BUDDY,

36. LET'S MAKE A LIST OF POSSIBLE

37. DATES.

38. WHAT'S A DATE?

39. DATE. D-A-T-E.

40. SOCIAL ACTIVITY UNDERTAKEN BY

41. TWO PEOPLE TO ASSESS THEIR

42. SUITABILITY FOR A RELATIONSHIP.

43. IT IS ALSO A FRUIT THAT MAKES

44. YOU POOP.

45. YEAH...

46. THANKS?

47. HEY, WHAT ABOUT

48. PENNY?

49. UH, PENNY?

50. OH, NO, NO, NO.

51. I JUST LIKE HER AS A FRIEND.

52. WHY ARE YOUR EYES

53. SHAPED LIKE HEARTS?

54. ALLERGIES.

55. OH.

56. WELL, WHAT ABOUT CARRIE?

57. CARRIE.

58. SHE'S GOT SPIRIT.

59. I'LL PUT HER IN THE "MAYBES."

60. NEXT.

61. TERI.

62. NICELY DRAWN FEATURES BUT A

63. LITTLE FLAT.

64. I'LL PUT HER IN THE "POSSIBLYS."

65. HMMM.

66. CARMEN — PRICKLY BUT SMART.

67. INTERESTING.

68. UM...

69. SAUCY.

70. NO.

71. WHAT'S THAT?

72. "WOULD YOU BE THE

73. JELLY IN MY PEANUT BUTTER

74. SANDWICH?"

75. HMM.

76. WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUMBALL?

77. EH, NO, THANKS.

78. I ALREADY ATE.

79. ALL RIGHT, BUDDY, IT'S DATE

80. TIME!

81. HEY, MASAMI!

82. WANT TO BE MY DATE?

83. YOU'RE NOT REALLY MY TYPE 'CAUSE

84. I USUALLY LIKE ATTRACTIVE GIRLS,

85. BUT, HEY, BEGGARS CAN'T BE

86. CHOOSERS!

87. YOU A A GIRL, RIGHT?

88. WHAT?

89. HOW ABOUT YOU, TERI?

90. YOU LOOK DESPERATE.

91. WAS THAT A SLAP?

92. YES.

93. UH... OUCH?

94. OH!

95. HEY, SAUCY, IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAY.

96. YOU'RE MY DATE FOR THE PARTY.

97. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

98. PHEW.

99. DATE FAIL!

100. COME ON, PRICKLES, LET'S ROLL!

101. OHHHH!

102. OH, CHEER UP, GUMBALL.

103. WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I NEEDED A

104. DATE FOR A PARTY, AND WHAT I

105. SAID TO HER WAS...

106. AND 20 YEARS LATER, WE'RE STILL

107. MARRIED.

108. OH, DAD, YOU MAKE IT

109. SOUND SO EASY.

110. ARE YOU SURE YOU'VE

111. ASKED EVERY GIRL IN CLASS?

112. YOU DIDN'T ASK PENNY.

113. PENNY?

114. SHE'S TOO HOT.

115. NOT — NOT HOT.

116. NHOT... MY TYPE.

117. NOT MY TYPE.

118. WELL, IF IT'S NOT

119. PENNY, THERE'S STILL ONE GIRL

120. YOU HAVEN'T ASKED.

121. REALLY? WHO?

122. OH — HER.

123. HI, THIS IS GUMBALL WATTERSON

124. CALLING.

125. WILL YOU BE MY DATE FOR THE

126. PARTY?

127. UH, NO, YOU WEREN'T EXACTLY THE

128. FIRST GIRL I ASKED, BUT...

129. NO! NO, NO, NO! DON'T HANG UP!

130. Please, I can beg.

131. Yes, I'm on my knees.

132. HEY, I'M NOT SAYING THAT!

133. NO! NO, NO, NO!

134. PLEASE, DON'T HANG UP!

135. FINE.

136. I, GUMBALL WATTERSON, HAVE A

137. STUPID FACE STUCK ON A BIG,

138. STUPID HEAD WITH A TINY, STUPID

139. BRAIN, AND STUPID IS MY FAVORITE

140. COLOR.

141. YOU WILL?

142. OH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK

143. YOU SO MUCH!

144. I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 8:00.

145. OOF!

146. YES!

147. SEE, DARWIN?

148. NO GIRL CAN RESIST ME.

149. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

150. MY BABY BOY'S BECOMING A MAN!

151. UH, YEAH.

152. KEEP IT TOGETHER, DAD.

153. IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY

154. YESTERDAY WE WERE WATCHING

155. "DAISY THE DONKEY" TOGETHER.

156. DAD, THAT WAS

157. YESTERDAY.

158. WELL, IT FEELS LIKE A

159. LONG TIME AGO.

160. AND LOOK AT YOU NOW!

161. DATING A GIRL!

162. HEY.

163. HELLO.

164. HI, PENNY.

165. YEAH. HI, GUMBALL.

166. SO... UH, I DIDN'T

167. REALIZE YOU WERE COMING WITH

168. HECTOR.

169. I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU LIKE

170. LIZARD BREATH.

171. I FEEL AWKWARD.

172. AH. MORE GUESTS HAVE ARRIVED.

173. SHALL WE MAKE OUR MOVE?

174. PATIENCE, NIGEL.

175. LET'S WAIT UNTIL IT'S IN FULL

176. SWING.

177. UGH.

178. TOBIAS!

179. MORE OF YOUR DWEEB, LOSER, BABY

180. FRIENDS HAVE ARRIVED.

181. GUYS! GUYS!

182. THIS PARTY IS TOTALLY OFF THE

183. HOOK!

184. ANYONE FOR MORE TEA?

185. DON'T MIND IF I DO.

186. WHOO-HOO!

187. THIS IS SUCH FUN!

188. THIS IS A

189. HIGH-SCHOOL PARTY?

190. I KNOW.

191. IT'S AWESOME!

192. WHOOOOOOOOO!

193. WANT TO DANCE?

194. UH, YOU GO AHEAD.

195. I'LL JOIN YOU LATER.

196. WHOO!

197. WHOO!

198. I'M HAVING THE TIME OF MY

199. LIFE!

200. THIS PARTY IS BUSTED!

201. BUSTED WIDE OPEN!

202. BUSTED.

203. NOW FOR SOME REAL MUSIC!

204. AAAAH!

205. AAAAH!

206. ROCK ON!

207. HEY, LOOK!

208. I'M GONNA THROW THE TV OUT OF

209. THE WINDOW!

210. PLEASE — ALLOW ME.

211. NO! NOT THE TV!

212. YAAAAAH!

213. THAT'S MY GIRL!

214. WHOO-HOO!

215. HEY, DUDE, I'M TRYING TO

216. SLEEP HERE!

217. SORRY.

218. HELLO!

219. HEY, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?

220. BECAUSE THIS IS THE WORST

221. PARTY EVER!

222. I INVITED EVERYBODY, AND NONE OF

223. MY FRIENDS TURNED OUT!

224. WELL, WE ALL CAME,

225. AND WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.

226. YOU GUYS AREN'T MY FRIENDS.

227. YOU JUST TRASHED MY PARENTS'

228. HOUSE!

229. DON'T WORRY.

230. I'LL TIDY IT UP.

231. YEAH, SURE.

232. YOU'RE GONNA TIDY ALL THIS UP?

233. OF COURSE!

234. DON'T YOU KNOW I'M PART SUCKER

235. FISH?

236. THANKS.

237. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

238. DARWIN RAGLAN CASPIAN

239. AHAB POSEIDON NICODEMUS

240. WATTERSON III.

241. YOU DON'T SEEM SO BAD FOR A KID.

242. I'M DOING THE MASHED POTATO!

243. THIRSTY!

244. HEY.

245. HOW'S YOUR DATE?

246. GREAT.

247. HOW'S YOURS?

248. HECTOR'S NOT REALLY MY TYPE.

249. GUMBALL, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT

250. PAPER PLANE?

251. UM...

252. OH, YEAH.

253. "WILL YOU BE THE JELLY IN MY

254. PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH"?

255. I WASN'T REALLY HUNGRY.

256. NO, SILLY.

257. I WAS THE PEANUT BUTTER.

258. WHAT?

259. OH.

260. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE JELLY,

261. WASN'T I?

262. YOU SERIOUSLY DIDN'T

263. UNDERSTAND?

264. UH... NO.

265. HEY, TINA, CAN I HAVE THE

266. NEXT DANCE?

267. YOU CAN HAVE THIS ONE.

268. FINISHED!

269. DARWIN!

270. YOU'RE THE BEST KID EVER!

271. HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE A

272. GIRLFRIEND?

273. WHAT DO I NEED A

274. GIRLFRIEND FOR?

275. THIS.

276. MWAH!

277. Everything is so

278. clear now.

279. IS HE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?

280. YEAH, YEAH, HE'LL BE

281. FINE.

282. UH, PENNY?

283. YES?

284. UM... I WAS THINKING

285. ABOUT THE, YOU KNOW, NEXT PARTY.

286. MAYBE YOU COULD BE THE SANDWICH

287. IN MY, UH,

288. PEANUT-JELLY-BUTTER...

289. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

290. YEAH. I'D LOVE TO.

291. I THINK YOUR DAD'S HERE.

292. OH, WELL.

293. TIME TO GO.

294. I GUESS.

295. COME ON, BUDDY.

296. THANKS FOR THE PARTY!

297. I LOVE YOU, PENNY!

298. WHAT DID I SAY THAT FOR?

299. IS THAT REALLY THE BEST WE

300. CAN DO?

301. I THINK HE'S AWESOME.

302. I LIKE THE NEW ONE

303. BETTER.

304. WHO? WHAT? PENNY?

305. OH, NO, I-I DON'T LOVE HER.

306. I-I MEAN, LOVE HER.

307. I-I MEAN, LIKE HER.

308. CAN WE GO HOME, PLEASE?

309. AND HOW WAS THE PARTY

310. FOR YO DARWIN?

311. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO

312. EXACTLY PUT IT INTO WORDS,

313. BUT...

314. SEE?

315. DIDN'T I TELL YOU WE COULD TRUST

316. RACHEL AND TOBIAS WHILE WE WERE

317. AWAY?

318. HEH.

319. WAIT TILL WE SEE THE PHONE BILL.

320. LOOK, DARWIN.

321. WE WAITED MORE THAN SEVEN MONTHS

322. FOR THIS.

323. I KNOW!

324. WE WAITED SO LONG, I HAD TIME TO

325. GROW HAIR.

326. HUH?

327. WHOA.

328. MAY I TOUCH IT?

329. YOU MAY.

330. NICE.

331. THANKS.

332. COME ON! PUT THE GAME ON!

333. COME ON, COME ON.

334. OH, THERE YOU ARE.

335. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH IT!

336. TRY THE OTHER WAY

337. AROUND!

338. COME ON!

339. CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PRACTICALLY

340. FLIPPING MY FLIPPERS?

341. WHAT IS THAT

342. SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

343. IT MEANS PUT THE GAME

344. ON!

345. I CAN'T!

346. IT'S NOT WORKING!

347. I THINK WE GOT STIFFED.

348. I'M SORRY, KIDS, BUT IT'S

349. STORE POLICY.

350. I CAN'T GIVE YOU A REFUND.

351. WHAT? YOU HAVE TO!

352. WE ASKED YOU A TON OF QUESTIONS

353. BEFORE WE BOUGHT IT, REMEMBER?

354. WHAT'S BIGGER — A LION OR A

355. TIGER?

356. A TIGER.

357. WHY IS THE SKY BLUE?

358. DIFFRACTION OF LIGHT THROUGH

359. NITROGEN.

360. CAN ANYTHING ESCAPE

361. FROM A BLACK HOLE?

362. NOT UNLESS IT'S A SUPERHEATED

363. QUASAR.

364. WHAT IS 2,352 TIMES

365. 1,035?

366. 2,434,320.

367. IF YOU KNOW ALL THIS

368. STUFF, HOW COME YOU'RE A STORE

369. CLERK?

370. LOOK, YOU WANT THIS GAME OR

371. NOT?

372. WE'LL TAKE IT.

373. ACTUALLY, YOU NEVER ASKED ME

374. ANYTHING ABOUT THE GAME.

375. OH. YOU'RE RIGHT.

376. BUT WHATEVER!

377. YOU HAVE TO GIVE US A REFUND!

378. IT'S BEEN LESS THAN 24 HOURS!

379. LOOK, GUYS, IF IT WAS UP TO

380. ME, I'D TOTALLY GIVE YOU A

381. REFUND, BUT THE MANAGER WON'T

382. ALLOW IT.

383. I-I'M SORRY, BUT THAT'S THE

384. WAY IT IS.

385. THANKS FOR SHOPPING AT

386. RIPLEY 2000.

387. THIS IS NOT THE END

388. OF IT, LARRY NEEDLEMEYER!

389. MARK MY WORDS!

390. WE WILL GET A REFUND!

391. HI, LARRY.

392. CAN WE HAVE A REFUND, PLEASE?

393. GET OUT OF HERE!

394. RIPLEY 2000.

395. MORE LIKE "RIP-OFF" 2000!

396. WHY IS IT 2000,

397. ANYWAY?

398. IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S THE FUTURE

399. ANYMORE!

400. HI.

401. YES, MR. MANAGER.

402. UH, NO, SIR, I CERTAINLY DIDN'T

403. GIVE A REFUND TO THOSE KIDS.

404. YES, I BROUGHT YOUR SUIT TO THE

405. DRY CLEANERS AND WALKED YOUR

406. DOGS.

407. ACTUALLY, THE BIG ONE BIT ME.

408. OH, YES, HE CAN BE PLAYFUL.

409. THIS IS WHY I WAS SEVEN MINUTES

410. LATE.

411. OH, YES, MR. MANAGER, SIR, IT

412. WAS ENTIRELY MY FAULT.

413. IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, SIR.

414. HAVE A NICE —

415. THIS

416. IS THE POLICE!

417. YOU'RE SURROUNDED!

418. PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE

419. THEM!

420. NOW PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE CASH

421. REGISTER AND TAKE OUT $20!

422. NOW COME OUTSIDE AND SWAP IT FOR

423. THIS COMPUTER GAME!

424. HEY!

425. WHAT KIND OF POLICE ARE YOU?

426. THE... SUPER-REAL

427. POLICE.

428. THE... REFUND DEPARTMENT... OF

429. JUSTICE!

430. NICE TRY, KIDS.

431. DARN!

432. OH, LOOK, KIDS, I'M NOT GONNA

433. GIVE YOU A REFUND.

434. WE'RE NOT HERE TO

435. ASK FOR A REFUND.

436. WE JUST WANT YOU TO LOOK AT MY

437. NEW, SHINY WATCH.

438. I, UH, IT'S KIND OF HARD WHEN

439. YOU... SWING... IT... LIKE... THAT.

440. DID IT WORK?

441. IS HE HYPNOTIZED?

442. LET'S TEST IT.

443. OKAY.

444. YOU'RE THE WORLD'S MOST AMAZING

445. DANCER.

446. OKAY, NOW...

447. NOW YOU'RE AN OSTRICH.

448. NO, A GORILLA!

449. A GORILLA OSTRICH!

450. [ CHITTERING, SQUAWKING ]

451. AND HAVE ROLLER

452. SKATES ON!

453. AND YOUR BUTT'S ON

454. FIRE!

455. AND NOW YOU'RE A

456. STORE CLERK GIVING US A REFUND?

457. SORRY.

458. IT'S AGAINST STORE POLICY.

459. NOW YOUR BUTT'S ON FIRE AGAIN.

460. AAAAAAAAAH!

461. OH, COME ON.

462. I TOLD YOU — NO REFUND.

463. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO,

464. NO.

465. WE'RE NOT GOING TO ASK YOU FOR A

466. REFUND.

467. WE JUST WANT TWO MINUTES OF YOUR

468. TIME.

469. EVERY YEAR, HUNDREDS OF

470. CHILDREN BUY FAULTY COMPUTER

471. GAMES AND DON'T GET REFUNDS.

472. THIS IS JIMMY.

473. JIMMY REALLY NEEDED A REFUND,

474. BUT THE STORE MANAGER WOULDN'T

475. GIVE IT TO HIM.

476. I DON'T CARE THAT

477. YOU'RE SAD, JIMMY.

478. IT'S STORE POLICY!

479. JIMMY'S LIFE IS NOW

480. VERY BAD, AND HE LIVES IN A

481. SHOE BOX.

482. WHAT'S THAT, JIMMY?

483. YES, YES, JIMMY.

484. I KNOW YOU'RE SAD AND LONELY.

485. ♪ REFUND THE WORLD

486. ♪ UPHOLD THE RIGHTS

487. THAT LITTLE JIMMY HAD AS A

488. ♪ NOW HE'S LIVING IN

489. ♪ HE'S A VICTIM OF

490. ♪ AND EVEN THOUGH HE

491. POOR

492. JIMMY.

493. I-I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS SUCH A

494. BIG PROBLEM.

495. IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO?

496. WELL, YOU COULD LOOK

497. INTO YOUR HEART AND...

498. GIVE US A REFUND?

499. I'M SORRY, BUT NO.

500. WELL, YOU LEAVE US

501. NO CHOICE, LARRY.

502. I'M GONNA SLAP MYSELF, AND

503. DARWIN'S GONNA HOLD HIS BREATH

504. UNTIL YOU DO SOMETHING!

505. AAH! AAH!

506. THIS IS ON YOU, LARRY!

507. OH!

508. YOU CAN JUST STOP ALL THIS

509. SUFFERING WITH JUST ONE WORD!

510. AAH! OH!

511. OKAY, OKAY!

512. PLEASE STOP.

513. LOOK, MAYBE I COULD —

514. I'M SORRY, BUT "NO" MEANS "NO."

515. HEY, KIDS! WHAT'S UP?

516. WE COULDN'T GET A

517. REFUND, AND NOW WE'RE REALLY

518. CHEESED OFF.

519. WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE,

520. YOUNG MAN!

521. "CHEESE" IS NOT TO BE INVOKED IN

522. VAIN IN THIS HOUSE!

523. BUT IF IT'S A REFUND YOU'RE

524. AFTER, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT

525. PLACE — PERSON — MAN —

526. RABBIT.

527. REALLY?

528. LET'S GO THERE RIGHT NOW!

529. WAIT.

530. IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING,

531. YOU GOT TO DO IT RIGHT.

532. HEH!

533. [ GEORGE THOROGOOD & THE

534. DESTROYERS' "BAD TO THE BONE"

535. PLAYS ]

536. NOW HOW DO I LOOK?

537. ACTUALLY, YOU LOOK

538. LIKE YOUR WEDDING PICTURE.

539. PERFECT.

540. NOW, HAND ME THAT GAME.

541. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, YOU

542. NUT BURGER?

543. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT WE

544. WANT.

545. WE WANT WHAT'S

546. RIGHTFULLY OURS, AND WE BROUGHT

547. OUR DAD!

548. EXACTLY.

549. FOR THE LAST TIME, I CAN'T!

550. UHP!

551. I WISH TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER.

552. BUT YOU DON'T REALIZE — HE'S

553. A VILE, CRUEL BEAST!

554. UH, SORRY. NO REFUND.

555. SHHH.

556. TCH, TCH, TCH.

557. OKAY.

558. HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

559. I'M GONNA RETURN THIS GAME AND

560. GET A REFUND.

561. LOOK.

562. I'M PUTTING THE GAME ON THE

563. COUNTER.

564. B-BUT —

565. EASY.

566. EASY, PAL.

567. NOW, I'M OPENING THE REGISTER.

568. NO, NO, NO!

569. SIR, SIR, SIR, I WOULDN'T DO

570. THAT IF I WERE YOU!

571. WELL, LUCKY FOR ME, I'M

572. NOT YOU.

573. SO NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE WHAT

574. YOU OWE US.

575. SEE MY HAND?

576. SLOWLY, SLOWLY.

577. WAIT.

578. ISN'T THAT, LIKE, STEALING?

579. BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

580. YOU CAN'T TAKE MONEY OUT OF THE

581. REGISTER!

582. YOU CAN ONLY PUT IT IN!

583. NOOOOOOO!

584. WE'RE DOOMED!

585. AAH!

586. WHAT'S GOING ON?

587. HE'S COMING!

588. WHO'S COMING?

589. THE MANAGER!

590. AAAAH!

591. I'M PUTTING IT BACK!

592. I'M PUTTING IT BACK!

593. AAAAAAH!

594. PLEASE! DON'T HURT ME!

595. IT'S NOT EVEN MY FAULT!

596. IT'S THEIR FAULT!

597. WHAT?

598. WHEN YOU SAID YOU'D GET US A

599. REFUND, WE DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO

600. STEAL FROM THE REGISTER!

601. YOU KNOW VERY WELL I

602. CAN'T BE TRUSTED!

603. AAAAAH!

604. LOOK AT YOU!

605. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BE

606. SOME HUGE DUDE!

607. THE LOOK ON OUR FACES!

608. WHOA!

609. I MEAN, WHERE'S THE LIGHT IN

610. YOUR OFFICE?

611. IT MUST BE ON THE FLOOR IN THE

612. BACK OF THE ROOM OR SOMETHING!

613. PHEW!

614. SO, CAN WE HAVE OUR REFUND NOW?

615. NO REFUND!

616. OH, COME ON.

617. WE'VE ALL HAD A LAUGH AND A

618. LITTLE FRIGHT, BUT I THINK IT'S

619. TIME TO JUST GIVE US OUR MONEY

620. BACK, AND WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY.

621. I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR

622. BRATS TRYING TO MESS WITH MY

623. MONEY!

624. YOU THINK YOU CAN STEAL FROM ME

625. AND LAUGH IN MY FACE?

626. OH, YOU'RE ADORABLE!

627. BUT, SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, YOU

628. DON'T WANT THIS TO GET PHYSICAL.

629. YOU'RE LUCKY I'M A PACIFIST.

630. AAH!

631. OW.

632. OW!

633. GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!

634. GET HIM OFF!

635. GO, DAD!

636. WHOO-HOO!

637. COME ON, DAD!

638. YOU GOT HIM!

639. THINK HE'S ON MY BACK!

640. AAAAH!

641. YEAH, KICK HIS BUTT,

642. DAD!

643. COME ON, DAD!

644. YOU CAN TAKE HIM!

645. DAD?

646. GET HIM OFF!

647. GET HIM OFF!

648. AAH! OW!

649. HE'S NOT WINNING, IS

650. HE?

651. NO.

652. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

653. OW! OW!

654. DOESN'T REALLY HURT THAT MUCH.

655. BUT OW!

656. OH, NO!

657. MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!

658. GUMBALL! DARWIN!

659. STOP THIS!

660. EH, THIS IS GETTING

661. KIND OF EMBARRASSING.

662. NO!

663. DON'T ABANDON ME, PLEASE!

664. OW!

665. AAH!

666. HE'S BITING MY NECK WITH HIS

667. LITTLE TEETH, AND IT TICKLES!

668. STOP RIGHT THERE,

669. LITTLE MAN!

670. YEAH!

671. LEAVE MR. DAD ALONE!

672. OTHERWISE —

673. OTHERWISE WHAT?

674. OTHERWISE, WE'LL PUT

675. THE SECURITY VIDEO ONLINE.

676. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE INTERNET

677. WILL SAY WHEN IT SEES YOU

678. SLAPPING YOUR CUSTOMERS WITH

679. YOUR LITTLE HANDS?

680. THAT IT'S PRETTY FUNNY?

681. YEAH, IT WAS PRETTY

682. FUNNY.

683. BUT YOU'LL PROBABLY GET A MODEST

684. FINE AND A COUPLE OF DAYS OF

685. COMMUNITY SERVICE.

686. SO?

687. SO THE SHOP WILL BE

688. CLOSED.

689. AND?

690. AND YOU'LL LOSE

691. MONEY.

692. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

693. NO NEED TO GET EXCITED.

694. OKAY, LOOK, I CAN'T GIVE YOU A

695. REFUND.

696. IT'S A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE.

697. BUT SINCE I FIND YOU QUITE

698. PATHETIC, I'LL GIVE YOU A 1%

699. DISCOUNT ON THIS NEW GAME

700. CONSOLE.

701. THAT WAY, YOU CAN PLAY THE GAME

702. YOU'VE ALREADY GOT.

703. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

704. HMM.

705. 1%.

706. SO, $700.

707. THAT'S, LIKE, $7 OFF!

708. NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL

709. A BARGAIN!

710. CAN WE HAVE YOUR

711. CREDIT CARD, MR. DAD?

712. TOTALLY.

713. WHOO-HOO!

714. UGH!

715. CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT BEAT UP BY A

716. GARDEN GNOME.

717. OH, COME ON.

718. IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY.

719. LIKE WHEN YOU WERE

720. SCREAMING, "NO, NO, MY BEAUTIFUL

721. FACE!"

722. AND WHEN HE WAS

723. POUNDING ON YOU FROM ABOVE AND

724. IT LOOKED LIKE A TENNIS BALL

725. BOUNCING ON A MELON.

726. AND THANKS TO ME, WE DID

727. GET A HUGE DISCOUNT ON THE

728. CONSOLE.

729. COME ON!

730. PUT THE GAME ON!

731. YES!

732. DAD, HE SOLD US A SHREDDER.