1. Today's adventure
is brought to youCopy !req
2. by the Favorite Character Awards!Copy !req
3. Stay tuned and find out
who will claim the ultimate prize!Copy !req
4. Can you toss that back up here?Copy !req
5. Making good use
of your parts gimmick, huh?Copy !req
6. Oh, shut up.Copy !req
7. What are you doing up there?Copy !req
8. I'm hiding from Caine.Copy !req
9. I think I overheard him talking to BubbleCopy !req
10. about an in-house adventure,Copy !req
11. and I'm not gonna be part of it.Copy !req
12. And... you're just gonna
hang out in a flower pot all day?Copy !req
13. Not, like, your room?Copy !req
14. Caine's been checking up
on my room lately.Copy !req
15. When I don't answer,
he just starts singing "Daisy Bell"Copy !req
16. in front of my door.Copy !req
17. It's creepy.Copy !req
18. Does he really do that?Copy !req
19. I dunno. Let's ask him.Copy !req
20. Hey, Caine!Copy !req
21. You [BOINK!] asshole!Copy !req
22. Yes, Jax?Copy !req
23. Look, it's Zooble!Copy !req
24. - [BOINK!] you!
- Ah, there you are!Copy !req
25. Now I don't have to do
the snap-summon thing.Copy !req
26. And I'm glad I found you.Copy !req
27. We need even numbers,
'cause today's adventure is a...Copy !req
28. TEAM adventure!Copy !req
29. Meet you guys
up at the stage in, uh—Copy !req
30. let's say 5.7 minutes.Copy !req
31. Great.Copy !req
32. You didn't even ask him
about the singing thing.Copy !req
33. The what?Copy !req
34. Today's adventure is...
gonna be a bit of a short one,Copy !req
35. due to the Favourite Character Awards.Copy !req
36. But it'll be a perfect opportunityCopy !req
37. to showcase your guys' strengths
to the press!Copy !req
38. - This is so heavy.
- That's right, Bubble.Copy !req
39. Seeing you all play batball a few days agoCopy !req
40. really got me thinking.Copy !req
41. We should do our own sporting event!Copy !req
42. But with cool new sportsCopy !req
43. - invented by yours truly.
- Help me, Caine.Copy !req
44. Uh, we could also just play softball
normally this time.Copy !req
45. Eeegh...Copy !req
46. In the Caine Leagues,
we have the 400 Meter Vertical Skedaddle,Copy !req
47. Bisection Boogie Eggball,Copy !req
48. Lateral Hijinks, Orange Sport,Copy !req
49. Ball Run, Walk Ball,Copy !req
50. Run Walk, and Ball Ball!Copy !req
51. - These sports are surely going to—
- Uh, yeah, sorry, no.Copy !req
52. I'm not gonna be on a team with that one.Copy !req
53. Zooble, why does all you do
is complaining?Copy !req
54. I never know what you want!Copy !req
55. We had a whole
suggestion box for that.Copy !req
56. Yeah, Zooble and I constantly sayCopy !req
57. we like more chill
and relaxing adventures.Copy !req
58. Did you really not like my softball one?Copy !req
59. I'm not big into sports. Sorry.Copy !req
60. The suggestion box just causes
interpersonal drama.Copy !req
61. - And me no likey.
- Alright.Copy !req
62. - You really wanna know what I want?
- Oh, no.Copy !req
63. I want the ability to have sex.Copy !req
64. No way.Copy !req
65. Are we finally having this conversation?Copy !req
66. Oh. Hi, Zooble!Copy !req
67. Do you have any
of that stupid sauce left?Copy !req
68. What were we talking about? Oh, yeah!Copy !req
69. How teamwork is essential
to making the dream work!Copy !req
70. Tell that to him!Copy !req
71. He's the one that
everything all the time.Copy !req
72. You are in a mood today, aren't you?Copy !req
73. Now, now. You know
what they say about assuming.Copy !req
74. It makes an "ass"Copy !req
75. out of "u" and "ming."Copy !req
76. - "Ming"?
- Did Caine just say?"Copy !req
77. Hi, I'm Ming,
and I really don't appreciateCopy !req
78. what your assumptions
have done to my reputation.Copy !req
79. You made a whole guy for that?Copy !req
80. Whatever the case, it's evident nowCopy !req
81. that there's quite a bit
of tension between you all.Copy !req
82. So, maybe what we actually need
to do are trust exercises!Copy !req
83. I am not falling into Jax's arms,Copy !req
84. if that's what you mean.Copy !req
85. Don't worry. This will be
a two-way trust exercise,Copy !req
86. where you'll each have to trust each otherCopy !req
87. to not betray the other person.Copy !req
88. This is a private room,Copy !req
89. where nobody can see
or hear you once inside.Copy !req
90. And this...Copy !req
91. - is a loaded gun!
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
92. Character A will take the gun
into the private roomCopy !req
93. and empty it out of all its ammunition,Copy !req
94. then come out and give it to Character B.Copy !req
95. Character B will then take the gunCopy !req
96. and shoot themselves in the head,Copy !req
97. trusting that Character A emptied it
in the private room.Copy !req
98. Character A will also have to trustCopy !req
99. that Character B
won't turn the gun on them.Copy !req
100. So everyone is incentivized
to follow the rulesCopy !req
101. and trust each other!Copy !req
102. Sounds a little convoluted.Copy !req
103. You look convoluted!Copy !req
104. Anyway, Jax, why don't you start?Copy !req
105. Wh— Him?Copy !req
106. Wait, what am I doing?
I wasn't paying attention.Copy !req
107. Oh.Copy !req
108. Or, yeah, we could
all just shoot each other.Copy !req
109. Here, have guns. I don't care anymore.Copy !req
110. Hooway!Copy !req
111. Wait that's just it?Copy !req
112. "Here's guns, and have fun"?Copy !req
113. I didn't say "have fun."Copy !req
114. It's just a little aimless.Copy !req
115. - Use the sights.
- Caine!Copy !req
116. Fine!Copy !req
117. We're bringing teams back.Copy !req
118. Pair up in teams of two.Copy !req
119. You all get three lives.Copy !req
120. Last team surviving is the winner.Copy !req
121. Happy?Copy !req
122. Um, not really.Copy !req
123. Well, that's not my problem right now.Copy !req
124. I have an awards show to plan,Copy !req
125. so you guys are gonna have
to handle yourselves for a bit.Copy !req
126. You get five minutes
to figure the teams out.Copy !req
127. Once that's up, it's a free-for-all.Copy !req
128. Come on, saddy.Copy !req
129. You're coming with me.Copy !req
130. I'm... actually gonna be
on a team with Zooble.Copy !req
131. What? No, you're not.Copy !req
132. We've been together
for every team adventure in the past.Copy !req
133. Guess times
are changing, bunny boy.Copy !req
134. Hey, you wanna be on my team?Copy !req
135. Uh, oh! I-I'd love to, but...Copy !req
136. Well, uh, I really don't want Kinger
to get stuck with Jax.Copy !req
137. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
138. Well, I-I could be on Kinger's team.Copy !req
139. He and I were together once,Copy !req
140. and it wasn't too bad.Copy !req
141. U-Uh... Hmm.Copy !req
142. And have... me on...Copy !req
143. Oh. Um... Y-yeah.Copy !req
144. Just forget I asked.Copy !req
145. I'll be on Jax's team.Copy !req
146. - W-Wait.
- Huh?Copy !req
147. Like you said,Copy !req
148. probably good to keep Kinger
and Jax separate.Copy !req
149. I can keep Jax in check,
so don't worry about me.Copy !req
150. U-Uh, hey, Pomni?Copy !req
151. I-If... If you ever need
to talk to somebody...Copy !req
152. o-or need help with anything, I'm here.Copy !req
153. You have a partner yet?Copy !req
154. Well, look who it is.Copy !req
155. You sure you can handle me
in all my glory?Copy !req
156. Eh, I've been through worse.Copy !req
157. Hey, Zooble?Copy !req
158. Do you wanna hold onto this
during today's game?Copy !req
159. Huh?Copy !req
160. I... don't really trust myself
that much with it.Copy !req
161. And I also just...Copy !req
162. really want to be able to fire a tommy gun
while laughing maniacally,Copy !req
163. and I don't... I don't want to break it
before I get that chance.Copy !req
164. I'll keep it safe for you.Copy !req
165. Huh? W-Wait, what? That counted?Copy !req
166. - Uh, Caine?
- What?Copy !req
167. Oh, y-yeah, the guns have been teleported
to random spots in the circus.Copy !req
168. Go find 'em, champs.Copy !req
169. We need to find
the Tommy gun!Copy !req
170. Uh, wait, Caine?Copy !req
171. - I-I-I'm missing a life!
- There's no time!Copy !req
172. It'll be my pleasure murdering all of you!Copy !req
173. Uh, have fun, guys!Copy !req
174. Hah! You're so lame!Copy !req
175. Uh-huh. Ya little devil. Alright.Copy !req
176. Now, I would bet our biggest concerns
would be Jax and Zooble.Copy !req
177. They're the youngest, so they probably
still have some youthful fighting spirit.Copy !req
178. Man.Copy !req
179. I'm still missing a heart.
This isn't fair.Copy !req
180. Huh? Oh, I've got just the thing!Copy !req
181. Here, take this.Copy !req
182. W-W-Wait, what did you just do?
What was that?Copy !req
183. It's a butterfly!
It can restore your health.Copy !req
184. Did Caine mention that?Copy !req
185. Oh, nah.Copy !req
186. I made it up.Copy !req
187. Uh... What?Copy !req
188. So, who you gonna kill first, Pompom?Copy !req
189. Uh, I-I don't know if I'll really
be doing much of the killing.Copy !req
190. I-I'll just find guns for you,Copy !req
191. and you can do all the violent stuff.Copy !req
192. You like that, right?Copy !req
193. You know none of this is real, right?Copy !req
194. What do you mean?
Like, the circus?Copy !req
195. The game today
is literally to shoot each other,Copy !req
196. so what's the point
in taking this moral high ground?Copy !req
197. Well, they're my friends.Copy !req
198. I don't really want to hurt them.Copy !req
199. Alright, let me be real here.Copy !req
200. Why do you care about that?Copy !req
201. Uh, about not hurting my friends?Copy !req
202. Look, I know what it's like.Copy !req
203. One day, you're somebody in the real worldCopy !req
204. doing important things,Copy !req
205. and then, the next,
you're just a weird little cartoon...Copy !req
206. jester.Copy !req
207. You want to hold onto that part of youCopy !req
208. that still thinks it's part of that world,Copy !req
209. but in the end, what does it get you?Copy !req
210. Ragatha tries to be all nice and friendly,Copy !req
211. but she gets torn up
every other adventure.Copy !req
212. Whether we like it or not,Copy !req
213. all we are now is a bunch
of cartoon characters.Copy !req
214. So, what's the point
of pretending we're not?Copy !req
215. We're still people though, right?Copy !req
216. I thought we were at first,
but as time goes on,Copy !req
217. we just end up falling
into our archetypes.Copy !req
218. Become part of the machine.Copy !req
219. What's your archetype, then? The villain?Copy !req
220. Listen, I add a key dynamic.Copy !req
221. I see how far I can push things,Copy !req
222. I screw with people,
and I break the fourth wall.Copy !req
223. You wanna know why?
It's 'cause it's funny.Copy !req
224. I do everything 'cause it's funny!Copy !req
225. 'Cause I'm the funny one.Copy !req
226. - "The funny one"?
- Yeah!Copy !req
227. Ragatha's the cheerful one,
Gangle's the sad one,Copy !req
228. Kinger's the crazy one,
Zooble's the grumpy one,Copy !req
229. and you are the one
who hasn't figured that out yet.Copy !req
230. We all just became archetypes.Copy !req
231. I at least have the self-awareness
to choose who I am.Copy !req
232. The funny one.Copy !req
233. So, who do you want to be?Copy !req
234. No better chance than now
to try something new.Copy !req
235. You wanna go nuts?Copy !req
236. You wanna finally work off
those weeks of rage and anguishCopy !req
237. that have been buildin' up inside you?Copy !req
238. I know you hate it here. Everyone does.Copy !req
239. But the silver lining is you can
pretty much do whatever you want.Copy !req
240. Like, look at the way
you're aiming that gun.Copy !req
241. Too realistic.Copy !req
242. Just let loose!Copy !req
243. Huh?Copy !req
244. Oh, what the heck.Copy !req
245. Today, I'm just gonna be evil. How's that?Copy !req
246. Heh, go for it!Copy !req
247. Yeah. Yeah! Those other fools
better watch their tails,Copy !req
248. because they're going to face the wrathCopy !req
249. of Pomni the Evil!Copy !req
250. It's kinda cringe.Copy !req
251. Uh, are we really gonna be
shooting each other with these?Copy !req
252. It's either shoot or get sh— Ah!Copy !req
253. Guh!Copy !req
254. Ragatha!
There's a sniper around this corner.Copy !req
255. I think I got Kinger.Copy !req
256. Uh, are you sure we're safe up here?Copy !req
257. Whoa!Copy !req
258. Tactical roll!Copy !req
259. - Come on, Ragatha!
- Mm!Copy !req
260. Looks like we've located
the king and the ragdoll.Copy !req
261. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
262. I mean, yeah! Let's get 'em!Copy !req
263. Uh, I don't even really know
how to fire a gun.Copy !req
264. I don't know how much use I'd be in—Copy !req
265. Whoops! Did I do that?Copy !req
266. You missed a spot!Copy !req
267. Hah! You're so cool.Copy !req
268. Ragatha, take cover!Copy !req
269. Huh?Copy !req
270. I'll take Rags. You go Kinger.Copy !req
271. Righty-o, evil bro.Copy !req
272. I need a gun. Need a gun, need a gun!Copy !req
273. Hah!Copy !req
274. - Come on, man.
- Hup!Copy !req
275. Kinger?Copy !req
276. Really use another one
of those butterflies!Copy !req
277. Howdy, howdy.Copy !req
278. I-I-I know exactly
what you're doing with Pomni,Copy !req
279. and it'll never work!Copy !req
280. Huh?Copy !req
281. You know, getting close with Pomni...Copy !req
282. to corrupt her?Copy !req
283. Wait, no, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
284. Oh, wow. I didn't
actually think that'd work.Copy !req
285. Huh?Copy !req
286. Oh.Copy !req
287. I lost Kinger,
but I got him down to one life.Copy !req
288. I lost a life,
but I got us down to one Kinger.Copy !req
289. How'd you let her take a life off you?Copy !req
290. I don't really know.Copy !req
291. Hey, I found this AK... thing.Copy !req
292. If we can't find the Tommy gun,
will this work?Copy !req
293. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
294. Do you... think...Copy !req
295. Jax...Copy !req
296. is gonna be mad
that I didn't team up with him?Copy !req
297. I wouldn't worry
about him right now.Copy !req
298. It's all just a game, in the end.Copy !req
299. It's Jax, though.Copy !req
300. He probably wants revenge.Copy !req
301. And he's gonna make it painful, and...Copy !req
302. Hey, you deserve better
than thinking about himCopy !req
303. when he's not even here.Copy !req
304. You're a human.Copy !req
305. You're not his toy.Copy !req
306. It sometimes doesn't feel that way.Copy !req
307. These avatar gimmicks, huh?Copy !req
308. Makes you wonder why no one else got them.Copy !req
309. I just wish that...Copy !req
310. How are you supposed to like
the part of yourself that just...Copy !req
311. makes you worse than everyone else?Copy !req
312. 'Cause it exists.Copy !req
313. It's a part of you that's real,Copy !req
314. and the only you
that you should care aboutCopy !req
315. is the real you.Copy !req
316. You have to choose to love yourself,Copy !req
317. even if it doesn't make sense.Copy !req
318. It's not natural. It's intentional.Copy !req
319. Have... you ever had to make that choice?Copy !req
320. - Huh?
- S-Sorry.Copy !req
321. I mean... Of course not.Copy !req
322. You're Zooble.Copy !req
323. Whatever happens...Copy !req
324. I've got your back if you've got mine.Copy !req
325. Yeah.Copy !req
326. Now let's go kill Pomni and Jax.Copy !req
327. Alright, here's one.Copy !req
328. What's with the corn thing?Copy !req
329. What corn thing?Copy !req
330. Why are you afraid of corn?Copy !req
331. And don't say that you're not.Copy !req
332. You literally jumped out of your seat
twice when you saw some.Copy !req
333. Heh, not gonna let me out of this one.Copy !req
334. Well, I dunno. It's got
a bunch of little pods on it.Copy !req
335. Looks kind of like an egg sack,
or somethin'.Copy !req
336. It's gross. Makes my skin crawl.Copy !req
337. Interesting.Copy !req
338. Do you have, like, a type of trypophobia?Copy !req
339. - What's that?
- The fear of lots of little holes.Copy !req
340. - Eugh.
- Okay.Copy !req
341. How about... pomegranates?Copy !req
342. Awful.Copy !req
343. I'm learning a lot about you today.Copy !req
344. Heh, let's not forget
we're here to kill people.Copy !req
345. We still need to find out where
nutso went before we can rest easy.Copy !req
346. I'm right behind you, aren't I?Copy !req
347. - There he is!Copy !req
348. - Whoop, sorry.Copy !req
349. I hope you guys are ready
for my ricochet super move!Copy !req
350. Oh, here's the light.Copy !req
351. Huh.Copy !req
352. - High-five!
- Yeah!Copy !req
353. Ah, what a game.Copy !req
354. Who knew Pomni could be
such a sharpshooter?Copy !req
355. These adventures, huh?Copy !req
356. And look, even though we lost,Copy !req
357. at least we gave it our all, right?Copy !req
358. Um... you feeling alright?Copy !req
359. Are you upset that we lost?Copy !req
360. Or are you upset about something else?Copy !req
361. You wanna talk about it?Copy !req
362. I think...Copy !req
363. I might have failed Pomni.Copy !req
364. Just like I failed Jax.Copy !req
365. I try too hard to get on their good side,Copy !req
366. and then I just end up pushing them away.Copy !req
367. And then, they end up hating me.Copy !req
368. Well, I don't think
anyone in here hates you.Copy !req
369. Jax does!Copy !req
370. Gangle and Zooble don't ever talk to me,Copy !req
371. and Pomni probably won't
after today, either.Copy !req
372. She came to me wanting to be on my team.Copy !req
373. I said no.Copy !req
374. Why did I do that?Copy !req
375. Maybe you just needed a break.Copy !req
376. It sounds to me like you put
a lot of pressure on yourselfCopy !req
377. to be there for everyone,
and when you're not,Copy !req
378. you beat yourself up for it.Copy !req
379. You said you failed Pomni.Copy !req
380. W-Why do you feel that way?Copy !req
381. I don't know.Copy !req
382. I feel like every day,
we're drifting further apart.Copy !req
383. Like she's seen through all my tricks
and doesn't trust me anymore.Copy !req
384. Before I know it...
she'll be a different person.Copy !req
385. One who doesn't even want me around.Copy !req
386. The way I see it,
relationships are two-sided,Copy !req
387. and sometimes, it doesn't make senseCopy !req
388. to do all the heavy lifting
when the other isn't in the mood.Copy !req
389. We all go through
and deal with things differently,Copy !req
390. and sometimes, you just need to let people
do things their own way...Copy !req
391. as long as you're still there
when they need you.Copy !req
392. Giving someone space
should never be the sameCopy !req
393. as giving up on them.Copy !req
394. I don't even know what I want.Copy !req
395. I just want everyone to be happy.Copy !req
396. And I don't want people to hate me.Copy !req
397. Do you hate yourself?Copy !req
398. I hated myself.Copy !req
399. I couldn't help but hate myselfCopy !req
400. for the things I thought
I was responsible for.Copy !req
401. I thought I'd lost everything.Copy !req
402. But then...Copy !req
403. you showed up.Copy !req
404. And my outlook just... changed.Copy !req
405. There are always ways to show you careCopy !req
406. without ruining yourself over it.Copy !req
407. You need to look out
for yourself in all this, too.Copy !req
408. I don't get it.Copy !req
409. So often, nothing you say makes any sense.Copy !req
410. But then, you have
these moments where you...Copy !req
411. I don't know.Copy !req
412. How do you do that?Copy !req
413. How've you been around for so long?Copy !req
414. I guess I just have a resilient mind.Copy !req
415. Breathtaking!
The committee's gonna love that.Copy !req
416. Are they still following us?Copy !req
417. Are you still following us?Copy !req
418. - Yeah, we're still following you!
- Where else would we be?Copy !req
419. They're still following us.Copy !req
420. Alright, this is a long one.
We're gonna have to run.Copy !req
421. Let's go!Copy !req
422. Hah!Copy !req
423. Ugh, we got so unlucky
with the drops here.Copy !req
424. It's time.Copy !req
425. Why'd you stop shooting?
You out of ammo?Copy !req
426. Why'd you stop? You out of ammo?Copy !req
427. Pomni, got any ammo left?Copy !req
428. Uh, I have one in the cylinderCopy !req
429. and one sniper round, but no sniper rifle.Copy !req
430. Crap.Copy !req
431. Yeah!Copy !req
432. Ah!Copy !req
433. - You're just gonna hide in your room?
- Coward!Copy !req
434. Huh.Copy !req
435. Are... Are you seriously
gonna start singing that?Copy !req
436. Oh, wait. I have a key to Zooble's room.Copy !req
437. Agh!Copy !req
438. Ugh... Ow.Copy !req
439. - I can get 'em.
- W-Wait!Copy !req
440. Trust me, partner! I got this!Copy !req
441. Hah!Copy !req
442. That's actual bull-[BOINK!].Copy !req
443. Ow!Copy !req
444. Well, [DOINK!], man.
Guess that's the end of that.Copy !req
445. See you on the flip side.Copy !req
446. Agh!Copy !req
447. What?Copy !req
448. We did it!
We made such a good team!Copy !req
449. Ugh!Copy !req
450. Well, to be fair,
our competition wasn't anything crazy.Copy !req
451. Eh, yeah, true.Copy !req
452. I suppose this is the part
where one of us betrays the other.Copy !req
453. Hah!Copy !req
454. Huh? Oh, yeah. You can betray me.Copy !req
455. Oh. Uh... I just...Copy !req
456. I thought this was gonna be
a mutual thing.Copy !req
457. Nah, nah. Go on, do it.Copy !req
458. I-I don't... really want to.Copy !req
459. La-ame! Come on! I thought you were cool.Copy !req
460. We could just be winners.Copy !req
461. As a team.Copy !req
462. We're not a team! Come on.Copy !req
463. What do you mean? Yes, we are.Copy !req
464. Delusional.Copy !req
465. W-Weren't we kind of bonding
over being chaotic-evil together?Copy !req
466. I was merely entertaining you
because I thought it was funny.Copy !req
467. Now, are you gonna shoot me, or what?Copy !req
468. Did I... do something wrong?Copy !req
469. Ugh, you sound like Ragatha right now.Copy !req
470. No wonder we're not a team.Copy !req
471. No, I mean...Copy !req
472. We were doing fine. Having fun, talking.Copy !req
473. - But you suddenly just—
- You're not committing.Copy !req
474. Do it.Copy !req
475. If I shoot you right now,
are we still gonna be friends afterwards?Copy !req
476. We were never friends.Copy !req
477. Wh— What about
all that stuff you told me?Copy !req
478. Yeah, I did tell you a lot, didn't I?Copy !req
479. Not looking forward
to thinking about that tomorrow.Copy !req
480. No. No, no, no. We're not doing this.Copy !req
481. You're... You're not gonna
look me in the eyeCopy !req
482. and tell me nothing
we've been doing togetherCopy !req
483. meant anything to you,
because I know that's not true.Copy !req
484. Are you coming on to me?Copy !req
485. Yeah, that's what everybody wants,
a straight couple.Copy !req
486. Oh my God, can you take this seriously?Copy !req
487. Can you take anything seriously?Copy !req
488. Dude, you're a cartoon clown.Copy !req
489. How am I supposed to take you seriously?Copy !req
490. Wh— I—Copy !req
491. You reached out to me,
not the other way around.Copy !req
492. You're just gonna pretend
that didn't happen?Copy !req
493. You must be misremembering.Copy !req
494. Is this why you didn't show up
to Kaufmo's funeral?Copy !req
495. I don't show up to any funerals.Copy !req
496. Yeah, I bet you don't.
Because you're scared.Copy !req
497. Y-You're scared you'll actually
show a human emotion.Copy !req
498. I'm scared I'll be bored to tears.Copy !req
499. Have you ever thought that this might beCopy !req
500. what causes people
to abstract in the first place?Copy !req
501. Oh my God!Copy !req
502. Are you seriously
gonna blame me for somethingCopy !req
503. that everybody else did, too?Copy !req
504. You didn't even know him!Copy !req
505. You don't even know what people
are like before they abstract!Copy !req
506. They are not pleasant to be around.Copy !req
507. Like at all!Copy !req
508. You...Copy !req
509. I-I'm... I'm sorry.Copy !req
510. I'm sure you are.Copy !req
511. Hoo, man!Copy !req
512. This is all sorts of embarrassing, huh?Copy !req
513. So, you gonna shoot me, or what?Copy !req
514. What would you do
if I abstracted tomorrow?Copy !req
515. I'd move on.Copy !req
516. And probably forget about you.Copy !req
517. Okay.Copy !req
518. Okay.Copy !req
519. I understand.Copy !req
520. Geez, you really can't
take a joke, can you?Copy !req
521. You're not the funny one!Copy !req
522. Uh, I don't think that counts.Copy !req
523. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
524. Guh.Copy !req
525. Agh!Copy !req
526. - Fight back!
- Are you crazy?Copy !req
527. I said, fight back!Copy !req
528. Stop!Copy !req
529. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
530. - Why didn't you fight back?
- Oh, here we go.Copy !req
531. Here we go!Copy !req
532. Because I didn't fight back,
that means I secretly care about you?Copy !req
533. I'm just a misunderstood
little chicken fetus in an eggCopy !req
534. that needs to be cracked open.Copy !req
535. Well, I am not!Copy !req
536. I do not care about youCopy !req
537. or anyone else in this circus
in the slightest!Copy !req
538. End of story!Copy !req
539. You are my playthings,Copy !req
540. and I get joy out of making you suffer.Copy !req
541. I'm the one who causes pain for fun!Copy !req
542. If I led you on,Copy !req
543. it was just to make this part
hurt you more.Copy !req
544. There's nothing more to me.Copy !req
545. So, please, just stop looking.Copy !req
546. - Hey, I... I feel like, uh—
- I-I have something I—Copy !req
547. - You can speak first.
- No, you go.Copy !req
548. Let's talk after the show.Copy !req
549. Yeah, sounds good.Copy !req
550. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
551. it's time
for the Favorite Character Awards!Copy !req
552. Before anything starts, I'd like to thank...Copy !req
553. the committee...Copy !req
554. for examining
our nominees and voting on our winners.Copy !req
555. We love you, Caine!Copy !req
556. - Sh- Shut up.
- Okay...Copy !req
557. But what's an award showCopy !req
558. without honorable mentions
and subcategories?Copy !req
559. That's right. It's bad!Copy !req
560. Unlike my show, which is good!Copy !req
561. God, you look stupid.Copy !req
562. So—Copy !req
563. And the award
for Biggest Sailor Mouth goes to...Copy !req
564. Zooble!Copy !req
565. Huh?Copy !req
566. Alright, folks, it's now the moment
you've all been waiting for.Copy !req
567. The award for Favorite Character!Copy !req
568. Bubble, give me a drum roll.Copy !req
569. And the award
for Favorite Character goes to...Copy !req
570. Why... it's me, everyone!Copy !req
571. Oh, wait, I misread that.Copy !req
572. It's Ming.Copy !req
573. You shouldn't have
assumed you won the award.Copy !req
574. Now we both look foolish.Copy !req
575. Alrighty.Copy !req
576. Now, let's see how many
of them voted for me.Copy !req