1. Welcome back, my candy hearts
and paper flowers!Copy !req
2. Well, that sure could have gone better.Copy !req
3. But I'm sure
the next adventure will be less...Copy !req
4. uh, wet.Copy !req
5. Hey, Ragatha?Copy !req
6. Can you help me count
my eggs before they hatch?Copy !req
7. Oh, yeah, of course.Copy !req
8. Uh... Wait, what?Copy !req
9. Looks like that
oh-so-positive Ragatha charmCopy !req
10. is starting to wear off, huh?Copy !req
11. Hmm... Hmm...Copy !req
12. Looks like this one
was a home run, eh?Copy !req
13. Oh, Zooble, you mismatched cash-piano.
I'll tear you to pieces!Copy !req
14. Constructive criticism
would be greatly appreciated.Copy !req
15. But never acknowledged.Copy !req
16. That's it!Copy !req
17. Everybody besides Zooble, get over here!Copy !req
18. Everyone, I'm going to pitch to you
some future adventure ideas,Copy !req
19. and I'm going to ask you to give me
your honest opinions on them.Copy !req
20. - I was gonna sleep.
- All right!Copy !req
21. So, I've got an adventure
where you all tourCopy !req
22. my amazing magic chocolate factoryCopy !req
23. and get killed off one by one
from OSHA violations.Copy !req
24. One where a sentient cardiovascular systemCopy !req
25. goes to war
against the United States military,Copy !req
26. and one where you have to survive
in a post-apocalyptic nuclear wastelandCopy !req
27. with a telepathic talking dog
who's mean to you the whole time!Copy !req
28. What do you think?Copy !req
29. Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
30. They all sound a little... uh, dark?Copy !req
31. I can't tell a compelling story
where nothing bad happens.Copy !req
32. Where's the intrigue? The stakes?Copy !req
33. Not to mention the sssssex appeal.Copy !req
34. What are you talking about?Copy !req
35. You know, you could always
try the suggestion box again.Copy !req
36. I honestly didn't hate
the last one we did with it.Copy !req
37. You... didn't hate it?Copy !req
38. It was kind of refreshing
doing something grounded in reality.Copy !req
39. Yeah, I really didn't mind
that one, either.Copy !req
40. Uh, what about the rest of you?Copy !req
41. I very much did not enjoy
that one in the slightest,Copy !req
42. and if we ever do anything
even close to that again,Copy !req
43. I'm getting violent,Copy !req
44. and I'm going to kill Ragatha.Copy !req
45. Well, how am I gonna please everybody
if you all like different things?Copy !req
46. Maybe just keep
your adventures open at all timesCopy !req
47. and let us do whatever we want,
when we want.Copy !req
48. Are you hearing this, Bubble?Copy !req
49. The toybox character wants us
to leave the other intelligent AIsCopy !req
50. to run for a prolonged period of time.Copy !req
51. Disgusting!Copy !req
52. Am I not supposed
to be hearing you?Copy !req
53. Zippy!Copy !req
54. What did you even zip up?
I don't have a mouth.Copy !req
55. Okay, well, how about this?Copy !req
56. We'll do a lightning round,Copy !req
57. going through all the suggestions
in the suggestion boxCopy !req
58. in rapid succession.Copy !req
59. And if you don't like one,
you can all vote to skip it.Copy !req
60. - What? Like, now?
- That's right!Copy !req
61. So, grab your bones and pop your pansies,
'cause here we go!Copy !req
62. Wait, didn't we
just finish an adventure?Copy !req
63. I was gonna sleep!Copy !req
64. Oh, wait, I know what this is!Copy !req
65. Oh, I swear to God,
if this is one of your suggestions...Copy !req
66. Hi, everyone!
In today's episode of "Poach Everything,"Copy !req
67. I'm going to be hunting
the critically endangeredCopy !req
68. red ribbon rhinoceros.Copy !req
69. Ahh, just like Mom used to make.Copy !req
70. Oh my God.Copy !req
71. Ahh, delicious meat.Copy !req
72. One down, four to go!Copy !req
73. All right, I'm calling a vote.Copy !req
74. Let's skip this one.Copy !req
75. And also make Jax a vegan
for the rest of the day.Copy !req
76. You can't do that.Copy !req
77. What do you mean, you can do that?Copy !req
78. Sorry, Jax, democracy has spoken.Copy !req
79. Democracy sucks.Copy !req
80. Wait, what? Why me?Copy !req
81. Eh, I thought
a position of power suited you.Copy !req
82. Oh my God,
are these all gonna be Jax's ideas?Copy !req
83. Well, Ms. President,Copy !req
84. it looks like there are
some new developmentsCopy !req
85. in the ongoing war
between Australia and New Zealand.Copy !req
86. We may need to take in some refugees.
What do you think?Copy !req
87. Wh... How do you know what to do? What?Copy !req
88. Didn't you get the brief?Copy !req
89. I am... just being here.Copy !req
90. You're doing great, Pomni!Copy !req
91. Come down here for a sec.Copy !req
92. We all got briefs
on our characters.Copy !req
93. I'm your assistant.Copy !req
94. I-Is that a baby-head lamp?Copy !req
95. Didn't you get one, too?Copy !req
96. I figured we were all
on the same page here.Copy !req
97. But if not, you're gonna have to tap
into those golden improv skills.Copy !req
98. - I'm sorry, what?
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
99. I didn't give you one
'cause I wanted to see what you'd do!Copy !req
100. Thanks, Jax. Appreciate it.Copy !req
101. I'm not Jax.Copy !req
102. Oy, mate! I'm an Australian extremist,Copy !req
103. and I've come to detonate this bombCopy !req
104. that'll release
all the world's deadliest spiders into...Copy !req
105. Did I pick a bad time?Copy !req
106. His acting is phenomenal.
It's hard to believe he's vegan.Copy !req
107. Why wouldn't the president
have a bomb squad?Copy !req
108. Don't worry, President Pomni!
I believe you can do this.Copy !req
109. There's centipedes in there, too.Copy !req
110. Just be sure you know what you're doing.Copy !req
111. Okay, well, which wire do I cut?Copy !req
112. - Follow your heart.
- You stay out of this!Copy !req
113. Shouldn't you be arrested, or something?Copy !req
114. - Hey, I'm on your side here.
- You're literally not.Copy !req
115. Come on, just pick your favorite color.Copy !req
116. Like the red one?Copy !req
117. I'd personally go with blue.
Blue's my favorite color.Copy !req
118. It being closest to black, and all.Copy !req
119. Wouldn't black be
your favorite color, then?Copy !req
120. Well, no. There's no black wire.Copy !req
121. Hi.Copy !req
122. I'm a New Zealand extremist, and...Copy !req
123. I... don't...Copy !req
124. know what New Zealanders
threaten people with.Copy !req
125. THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUSCopy !req
126. What is this? I don't like this.Copy !req
127. Can it. At least we
finally have one that's by someone else.Copy !req
128. Yeah, there's nothing more fun
than being back in school.Copy !req
129. Just give it a chance, Jax. Jeez.Copy !req
130. There's nothing wrong
with your suggestion.Copy !req
131. Wh... H-How did you know
this was my suggestion?Copy !req
132. Can you believe this, Pomni?Copy !req
133. First, she draws anime.
Now she drags us all into one.Copy !req
134. She must be one of them, uh... losers.Copy !req
135. You threw me out of a moving truck.Copy !req
136. All right, class.Copy !req
137. Today, we're gonna learn
the popular foreign language known as...Copy !req
138. - English?
- This is boring. I vote we skip it.Copy !req
139. Shut up. We're not skipping it.Copy !req
140. Slice-of-life animes are the worst ones.
It's embarrassing!Copy !req
141. I mean, I guess it's not as embarrassingCopy !req
142. as that time Gangle took
an anime figure and...Copy !req
143. Actually, yeah!
We can skip it. That's fine!Copy !req
144. Let's skip this one!Copy !req
145. Are we just chilling for this one?
Can I finally relax?Copy !req
146. Uh, I guess so.Copy !req
147. But, uh, I prefer
a little bite to my adventures.Copy !req
148. Then why don't you help yourself
to a sangwidge?Copy !req
149. - Here.
- Thanks.Copy !req
150. Do you think Gangle
is actually capable of being happy?Copy !req
151. - What?
- I dunno.Copy !req
152. Like, her comedy mask
still breaks every day.Copy !req
153. Does she think hanging out with Zooble
is gonna magically fix that?Copy !req
154. Maybe she just doesn't wanna hang outCopy !req
155. with someone
who's mean to her all the time.Copy !req
156. She likes when I'm mean to her, though.Copy !req
157. I didn't think you cared about
what other people like.Copy !req
158. I just...Copy !req
159. No, yeah, y-you're right... I don't.Copy !req
160. Do you have any... actual friends?Copy !req
161. Not anymore.Copy !req
162. Oh... Oh. Oh, wait, no. Uh, I'm... I'm sorry.Copy !req
163. I-I wasn't talking about...Copy !req
164. That... That wasn't meant to be...Copy !req
165. Uh... Uh... Hey, Kinger!Copy !req
166. Did you see the fireflies
all the way over there?Copy !req
167. Where?Copy !req
168. What was that about?Copy !req
169. It's nothing. Who cares?Copy !req
170. Doesn't she get
on your nerves sometimes?Copy !req
171. I mean, she's nice to everyone.Copy !req
172. I don't know.
I just... I think she tries way too hard.Copy !req
173. Like, we're stuck in...Copy !req
174. Why are you always pretending
everything's always fine?Copy !req
175. Like, if you tell someone they're loved
and appreciated every day,Copy !req
176. it just kind of loses all meaning.Copy !req
177. It just feels like she's trying
to take advantage of you, you know?Copy !req
178. I don't know.Copy !req
179. Also, she's dumb, and she looks weird.Copy !req
180. Eh, I think we all look weird.Copy !req
181. Excuse you.Copy !req
182. This is what peak
male performance looks like.Copy !req
183. My ears and tail are kind
of the pinnacle of masculinity.Copy !req
184. You don't have a tail.Copy !req
185. What are you
talking about? Yes, I do.Copy !req
186. It's... It... What the... Where's my tail?Copy !req
187. How long have I not had my tail?Copy !req
188. I have never seen you with a tail.Copy !req
189. When would that have even...Copy !req
190. They look happy.Copy !req
191. They do, don't they?Copy !req
192. You think after this, maybe we could...Copy !req
193. Wait a minute! That's a bad thing!Copy !req
194. Explain to daddy Bubble how bad thing?Copy !req
195. I-I think that... Don't say that.Copy !req
196. I-I think they're enjoying
the suggestion box adventuresCopy !req
197. more than the me adventures!Copy !req
198. - What should I do?
- You should die...Copy !req
199. You should throw a [BLEEP!] beach party!Copy !req
200. Why do you swear now?Copy !req
201. Ugh, forget it.
Let's go to an intermission.Copy !req
202. Intermission time.Copy !req
203. Caine,
what are we doing right now?Copy !req
204. We're intermissioning!Copy !req
205. Why?Copy !req
206. Uh... Hello?Copy !req
207. And now, back to the show!Copy !req
208. Gimme a whiskey sour.Copy !req
209. But hold the egg white, since I'm a vegan.Copy !req
210. Wha... I hate this!Copy !req
211. How is this even possible?
I thought Caine couldn't...Copy !req
212. I could have made it
way worse for you.Copy !req
213. Well, I'm calling a vote
to turn Zooble into a slug.Copy !req
214. Everyone voted against that.Copy !req
215. Uuuugghh!Copy !req
216. No hate it...Copy !req
217. Phew! It's raining
like the dickens out there.Copy !req
218. Hey, guys.Copy !req
219. I'll have a cosmopolitan.Copy !req
220. Gimme a corncob blitz.Copy !req
221. I'll throw something together.Copy !req
222. You know your way around alcohol, huh?Copy !req
223. Yeah.
This was one of my suggestions.Copy !req
224. I worked at a bar briefly.
I like making drinks.Copy !req
225. That sounds fitting for you.Copy !req
226. I know
there's an implication there,Copy !req
227. but I can't be [BOINK!] to figure it out.Copy !req
228. So, Pomni, you ever have any jobs?
Or are you too young for that?Copy !req
229. I'm 25 years old.Copy !req
230. And, yeah.Copy !req
231. I was an accountant
for a... a supermarket chain.Copy !req
232. A supermarket? How'd you end up here?Copy !req
233. Well, I...Copy !req
234. sometimes got bored of things...Copy !req
235. and I would seek out mild thrills.Copy !req
236. Like exploring abandoned buildings,
you know?Copy !req
237. And posting videos of it online.Copy !req
238. Ah, a YouTuber.Copy !req
239. Not really. Nobody watched them.Copy !req
240. It was just something I did for me.Copy !req
241. I sometimes did that.
I wouldn't record it, though.Copy !req
242. - Here's your cosmo.
- Thanks.Copy !req
243. Hiding something.Copy !req
244. You'd know
all about that, wouldn't you?Copy !req
245. What's your story, then?Copy !req
246. Ah, I thought you'd never ask.Copy !req
247. Well, after my lung cancer diagnosis,Copy !req
248. me and my junkie associate
from a chemistry class I used to teach...Copy !req
249. I figured. How about you, Gangle?Copy !req
250. Hey, I wasn't done.Copy !req
251. If you're gonna make [BOINK!] up,
at least be creative about it.Copy !req
252. I know what you're referencing.Copy !req
253. Was that a reference to something?Copy !req
254. Uh... I worked in fast food.Copy !req
255. You've done more than that.
What about your art?Copy !req
256. I was in community college
for graphic design,Copy !req
257. but I dropped out.Copy !req
258. I didn't really
pursue art much after that.Copy !req
259. Hey, I'm always down
to make art together, if you want.Copy !req
260. Oh, I didn't know
you were an artist, too, Zooble.Copy !req
261. Uh, yeah, I was
a tattoo artist for a couple years.Copy !req
262. A bartender and a tattoo artist?Copy !req
263. You're killin' me here, Zoobie.Copy !req
264. What do you mean
when you say that?Copy !req
265. Do you have, like, an actual point?
Or are you just talking?Copy !req
266. I'm just havin' fun.
I forgot you hate fun.Copy !req
267. Fun isn't the thing I hate.Copy !req
268. I guess I'll go now. Oh, jeez,
where to start?Copy !req
269. Um, I was born
into a fairly wealthy family.Copy !req
270. We had a large property
with horses and chickens.Copy !req
271. And my mother...Copy !req
272. Uh, well... my mother was... a lot.Copy !req
273. Uh, I worked in real estate for a bit,
until I ended up... here.Copy !req
274. I'm sure she doesn't miss me.Copy !req
275. I certainly don't miss the yelling...Copy !req
276. and the berating... and guilt-tripping...Copy !req
277. And the...Copy !req
278. Yeah. Just kind of a farm girl.
Nothing too out of the ordinary.Copy !req
279. And no point in asking Kinger,Copy !req
280. 'cause there's no way
he remembers anything.Copy !req
281. Never better!Copy !req
282. Do you guys know about his wife?Copy !req
283. - Huh?
- My what?Copy !req
284. Oh.Copy !req
285. He...Copy !req
286. - What?
- That's disappearing guy.Copy !req
287. That's just what he does.Copy !req
288. I see.Copy !req
289. From a previous adventure?Copy !req
290. Yeah. God, Pomni. You didn't know that?Copy !req
291. I'm ignoring you.Copy !req
292. By the way, Pomni, sorry
about the whole president thing.Copy !req
293. I just thought it'd be funny.Copy !req
294. Uh, are... are... are you apologizing?Copy !req
295. - What's happening?
- Just ignore him.Copy !req
296. Uh...Copy !req
297. Apology accepted. I guess.Copy !req
298. Wow, the first steps
of a budding friendship.Copy !req
299. Right, Ragatha?Copy !req
300. Uh, hey, Pomni.Copy !req
301. Remember when Kaufmo
smashed me against the wallsCopy !req
302. and I got all jumbled up?Copy !req
303. Ah, all things considered,
that was pretty funny, right?Copy !req
304. Noooo? Not really.Copy !req
305. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, sorry.Copy !req
306. That was probably
pretty traumatic for you.Copy !req
307. Ooh, remember
when you got high at McDonald'sCopy !req
308. and told Gangle to kill herself?Copy !req
309. Now that was funny.Copy !req
310. What? I-I did not say that! I-I think.Copy !req
311. No. No, of course I didn't. I...Copy !req
312. And I am still so,
so sorry about that, Gangle.Copy !req
313. I would never have said anything like thatCopy !req
314. if I didn't get
that stupid sauce in my eye!Copy !req
315. Jeez, Raggy,
just let yourself be mean sometimes.Copy !req
316. - It's funny.
- Yeah.Copy !req
317. Constantly tormenting Gangle's
really funny, Jax.Copy !req
318. You guys all take this place
way too seriously.Copy !req
319. Wh... What is this? Why'd you do that?Copy !req
320. Can you get that thing away from me?Copy !req
321. Are you afraid of corn?Copy !req
322. No. Who's afraid of corn?Copy !req
323. I'm bored! Let's go to the next adventure!Copy !req
324. You're not even a part of...Copy !req
325. It's softball, ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
326. O-Oh. We're doing this now?Copy !req
327. Beautiful night for a game, right, Bubble?Copy !req
328. Bleeeh!Copy !req
329. We've got the Big TopsCopy !req
330. playing against the Evil Big Tops!Copy !req
331. 'Sup, [BLEEP!]? I'm Evil Pomni.Copy !req
332. I'm Evil Ragatha!Copy !req
333. Coach Dictatorer, here!Copy !req
334. Uh, hi, guys. I-I'm Evil Jax.Copy !req
335. Evil Orbsman, reporting for duty!Copy !req
336. I'm Bazooble!Copy !req
337. Well, that wasn't in my suggestion.Copy !req
338. Why don't I get an evil clone?Copy !req
339. But first, let's welcome
our special guest,Copy !req
340. here to sing the American national anthem.Copy !req
341. Oh, sa...Copy !req
342. All right, team!Copy !req
343. I may not know what's going on
or who is going on,Copy !req
344. or when is going on, or why is going on,Copy !req
345. but I do know where is going on,Copy !req
346. and it's out on that field.Copy !req
347. So, let's go break some tailbones, team.Copy !req
348. H-Hey, guys.Copy !req
349. I-I hope we all have a fun game,
no matter who ends up winning.Copy !req
350. I wanna kill that guy.Copy !req
351. Well, hello, Stupidgatha!Copy !req
352. I hope you're ready
to get completely annihilated!Copy !req
353. Nobody loves you,
and you're going to die someday!Copy !req
354. We can't exactly die.Copy !req
355. That's like the whole thing here.Copy !req
356. What the frick?Copy !req
357. Huh? Oh, check this [BLEEP!] out.Copy !req
358. You're out, dumb-Copy !req
359. it!Copy !req
360. Hah! Get owned!Copy !req
361. [BLEEP!] yeah,
that's what I'm sayin'.Copy !req
362. Ah, she's cool.Copy !req
363. Wait, w-what's that?Copy !req
364. What the heck? Who did this?Copy !req
365. You!Copy !req
366. Hey!Copy !req
367. - Jax, you're up to bat!
- I cant... Don't wanna...Copy !req
368. I look like this, though!Copy !req
369. Seems fitting for you,
though. I figured you'd be into this.Copy !req
370. What does that mean?
What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
371. I'm just havin' fun.
I forgot you hate fun.Copy !req
372. I don't want to wear this!Copy !req
373. I have never seen you
this upset about something.Copy !req
374. Jax! Bat!Copy !req
375. I'm gonna kill you when this is over.Copy !req
376. Let's see what you're made of!Copy !req
377. Sh... Shut up!Copy !req
378. D-Don't worry!
I think you look good!Copy !req
379. I don't want to hear that!
I want you dead!Copy !req
380. Huh, I guess there's no more ball.
We're done.Copy !req
381. Wait! I got this!Copy !req
382. - Hmm.
- Wh... Hey!Copy !req
383. Sorry, Zooble. It's just
the perfect regulation softball size.Copy !req
384. We're not playin' baseball, here.Copy !req
385. I'm not doing this anymore.Copy !req
386. Wait, Jax!
Wh... What about where is going on?Copy !req
387. I can't believe I hit it right to her.Copy !req
388. I'm supposed to be better than that.Copy !req
389. Sorry. I should be a better sport.Copy !req
390. Not to, like, agree with Jax, or anything,Copy !req
391. but there's nothing wrong
with showing your negative emotions.Copy !req
392. That's... pretty normal.Copy !req
393. I don't know.Copy !req
394. I don't want to be a jerk, or anything.Copy !req
395. I think we all need
to be a jerk sometimes.Copy !req
396. Maybe. Who knows?Copy !req
397. Caine! We need a ball here!Copy !req
398. Wha... Oh!Copy !req
399. Jax, we have a ball now!
What are you doing?Copy !req
400. Ugh, see ya.Copy !req
401. Whoops, I missed.Copy !req
402. Oh, darn, I'm out.Copy !req
403. Having fun?Copy !req
404. Oh, you know it.Copy !req
405. Oh, look, Gangle's up to bat.Copy !req
406. How do you think this is gonna go?Copy !req
407. Would you stop trying
to force her to act like you?Copy !req
408. Oh, yeah, I should force her to be happy
all the time instead, right?Copy !req
409. Well, it's better than turning her
into some insensitive jerkCopy !req
410. who deflects everything.Copy !req
411. I can think for myself, guys.Copy !req
412. Hey, I ain't forcin' anything on ya.Copy !req
413. And then you just act like
you never do anything wrongCopy !req
414. and everybody loves you, when, in reality,Copy !req
415. you just [BONK!] everything up
for everyone else!Copy !req
416. Okay, let's, like, calm down a bit.Copy !req
417. What? You're the one who said
it's fine to be a jerk sometimes!Copy !req
418. Ugh! I'm sorry, Pomni.Copy !req
419. That wasn't very cool of me.Copy !req
420. I-It's fine.Copy !req
421. No apologies for me? This is so sad.Copy !req
422. I'm sorry, Jax...Copy !req
423. for... for bringing up that thing earlier.Copy !req
424. So...Copy !req
425. You wanna... talk about that?Copy !req
426. I'm in a maid outfit. What do you think?Copy !req
427. So, how's the game going?Copy !req
428. Great! Gangle hit a home run!Copy !req
429. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
430. Your instructions helped me a lot.Copy !req
431. Huh.Copy !req
432. Can you give me my eye back?Copy !req
433. Jokes on you... I've already
forgotten what you're talkin' about!Copy !req
434. Wowie! Another home run!Copy !req
435. GodCopy !req
436. What, uh... Okay.Copy !req
437. Nice going, Zooble!Copy !req
438. All right, Pomni, you're up.Copy !req
439. Hey, Ragatha?Copy !req
440. You wanna bat for me instead?Copy !req
441. O-O-Oh, uh...Copy !req
442. I guess I could,
if you really don't want to.Copy !req
443. Think of it as a... a second chance
to show 'em who's boss.Copy !req
444. Yeah.Copy !req
445. - Uh...
- Bazowieezooweewa!Copy !req
446. Another home run!Copy !req
447. And that makes three home runs in a row!Copy !req
448. The Big Tops win!Copy !req
449. Uh, that's... not how softball works.Copy !req
450. Well, that's how my softball works.
We're done! Hooray!Copy !req
451. No!Copy !req
452. Ugh. [BLEEP!], man.Copy !req
453. We didn't even get to bat.Copy !req
454. - You did it, Ragatha!
- Whoa!Copy !req
455. We won!Copy !req
456. Uh, I mean, I guess.Copy !req
457. Good job... whatever you did.Copy !req
458. Huh? Uh, oh, yeah.
Good job, team.Copy !req
459. Huh? Oh, cool. I'm not a vegan anymore.Copy !req
460. Oh, hey! W-Wait, what are you...Copy !req
461. Why is going on?Copy !req
462. Well, I hope we all learnedCopy !req
463. that suggestion box ideas
are actually not fun at all,Copy !req
464. and Caine's ideas are much better!Copy !req
465. Well, some of them
were pretty okay.Copy !req
466. I kind of liked the low-stakes ones.Copy !req
467. I thought the first two were awesome.Copy !req
468. The rest... eh.Copy !req
469. Oh, yeah, Pomni... I can show you that thing
in the hall I was talking about.Copy !req
470. Uh, oh, yeah, sure.Copy !req