1. Welcome back, my candy hearts
and paper flowers!Copy !req
2. Well, that sure could have gone better.Copy !req
3. But I'm sure
the next adventure will be less...Copy !req
4. uh, wet.Copy !req
5. Hey, Ragatha?Copy !req
6. Can you help me count
my eggs before they hatch?Copy !req
7. Oh, yeah, of course.Copy !req
8. Uh... Wait, what?Copy !req
9. Looks like that
oh-so-positive Ragatha charmCopy !req
10. is starting to wear off, huh?Copy !req
11. Hmm... Hmm...Copy !req
12. Looks like this one
was a home run, eh?Copy !req
13. Oh, Zooble, you mismatched cash-piano.
I'll tear you to pieces!Copy !req
14. Constructive criticism
would be greatly appreciated.Copy !req
15. But never acknowledged.Copy !req
16. That's it!Copy !req
17. Everybody besides Zooble, get over here!Copy !req
18. Copy !req
19. Everyone, I'm going to pitch to you
some future adventure ideas,Copy !req
20. and I'm going to ask you to give me
your honest opinions on them.Copy !req
21. - I was gonna sleep.
- All right!Copy !req
22. So, I've got an adventure
where you all tourCopy !req
23. my amazing magic chocolate factoryCopy !req
24. and get killed off one by one
from OSHA violations.Copy !req
25. One where a sentient cardiovascular systemCopy !req
26. goes to war
against the United States military,Copy !req
27. and one where you have to survive
in a post-apocalyptic nuclear wastelandCopy !req
28. with a telepathic talking dog
who's mean to you the whole time!Copy !req
29. What do you think?Copy !req
30. Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
31. They all sound a little... uh, dark?Copy !req
32. I can't tell a compelling story
where nothing bad happens.Copy !req
33. Where's the intrigue? The stakes?Copy !req
34. Not to mention the sssssex appeal.Copy !req
35. What are you talking about?Copy !req
36. You know, you could always
try the suggestion box again.Copy !req
37. I honestly didn't hate
the last one we did with it.Copy !req
38. You... didn't hate it?Copy !req
39. It was kind of refreshing
doing something grounded in reality.Copy !req
40. Yeah, I really didn't mind
that one, either.Copy !req
41. Uh, what about the rest of you?Copy !req
42. I very much did not enjoy
that one in the slightest,Copy !req
43. and if we ever do anything
even close to that again,Copy !req
44. I'm getting violent,Copy !req
45. and I'm going to kill Ragatha.Copy !req
46. Well, how am I gonna please everybody
if you all like different things?Copy !req
47. Maybe just keep
your adventures open at all timesCopy !req
48. and let us do whatever we want,
when we want.Copy !req
49. Are you hearing this, Bubble?Copy !req
50. The toybox character wants us
to leave the other intelligent AIsCopy !req
51. to run for a prolonged period of time.Copy !req
52. Disgusting!Copy !req
53. Am I not supposed
to be hearing you?Copy !req
54. Zippy!Copy !req
55. What did you even zip up?
I don't have a mouth.Copy !req
56. Okay, well, how about this?Copy !req
57. We'll do a lightning round,Copy !req
58. going through all the suggestions
in the suggestion boxCopy !req
59. in rapid succession.Copy !req
60. And if you don't like one,
you can all vote to skip it.Copy !req
61. - What? Like, now?
- That's right!Copy !req
62. So, grab your bones and pop your pansies,
'cause here we go!Copy !req
63. Wait, didn't we
just finish an adventure?Copy !req
64. I was gonna sleep!Copy !req
65. Oh, wait, I know what this is!Copy !req
66. Oh, I swear to God,
if this is one of your suggestions...Copy !req
67. Hi, everyone!
In today's episode of "Poach Everything,"Copy !req
68. I'm going to be hunting
the critically endangeredCopy !req
69. red ribbon rhinoceros.Copy !req
70. Ahh, just like Mom used to make.Copy !req
71. Oh my God.Copy !req
72. Ahh, delicious meat.Copy !req
73. One down, four to go!Copy !req
74. All right, I'm calling a vote.Copy !req
75. Let's skip this one.Copy !req
76. And also make Jax a vegan
for the rest of the day.Copy !req
77. You can't do that.Copy !req
78. What do you mean, you can do that?Copy !req
79. Sorry, Jax, democracy has spoken.Copy !req
80. Democracy sucks.Copy !req
81. Copy !req
82. Wait, what? Why me?Copy !req
83. Eh, I thought
a position of power suited you.Copy !req
84. Oh my God,
are these all gonna be Jax's ideas?Copy !req
85. Well, Ms. President,Copy !req
86. it looks like there are
some new developmentsCopy !req
87. in the ongoing war
between Australia and New Zealand.Copy !req
88. We may need to take in some refugees.
What do you think?Copy !req
89. Wh... How do you know what to do? What?Copy !req
90. Didn't you get the brief?Copy !req
91. I am... just being here.Copy !req
92. You're doing great, Pomni!Copy !req
93. Come down here for a sec.Copy !req
94. We all got briefs
on our characters.Copy !req
95. I'm your assistant.Copy !req
96. I-Is that a baby-head lamp?Copy !req
97. Didn't you get one, too?Copy !req
98. I figured we were all
on the same page here.Copy !req
99. But if not, you're gonna have to tap
into those golden improv skills.Copy !req
100. - I'm sorry, what?
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
101. I didn't give you one
'cause I wanted to see what you'd do!Copy !req
102. Thanks, Jax. Appreciate it.Copy !req
103. I'm not Jax.Copy !req
104. Oy, mate! I'm an Australian extremist,Copy !req
105. and I've come to detonate this bombCopy !req
106. that'll release
all the world's deadliest spiders into...Copy !req
107. Did I pick a bad time?Copy !req
108. His acting is phenomenal.
It's hard to believe he's vegan.Copy !req
109. Why wouldn't the president
have a bomb squad?Copy !req
110. Don't worry, President Pomni!
I believe you can do this.Copy !req
111. There's centipedes in there, too.Copy !req
112. Just be sure you know what you're doing.Copy !req
113. Okay, well, which wire do I cut?Copy !req
114. - Follow your heart.
- You stay out of this!Copy !req
115. Shouldn't you be arrested, or something?Copy !req
116. - Hey, I'm on your side here.
- You're literally not.Copy !req
117. Come on, just pick your favorite color.Copy !req
118. Like the red one?Copy !req
119. I'd personally go with blue.
Blue's my favorite color.Copy !req
120. It being closest to black, and all.Copy !req
121. Wouldn't black be
your favorite color, then?Copy !req
122. Well, no. There's no black wire.Copy !req
123. Hi.Copy !req
124. I'm a New Zealand extremist, and...Copy !req
125. I... don't...Copy !req
126. know what New Zealanders
threaten people with.Copy !req
127. THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUSCopy !req
128. What is this? I don't like this.Copy !req
129. Can it. At least we
finally have one that's by someone else.Copy !req
130. Yeah, there's nothing more fun
than being back in school.Copy !req
131. Just give it a chance, Jax. Jeez.Copy !req
132. There's nothing wrong
with your suggestion.Copy !req
133. Wh... H-How did you know
this was my suggestion?Copy !req
134. Can you believe this, Pomni?Copy !req
135. First, she draws anime.
Now she drags us all into one.Copy !req
136. She must be one of them, uh... losers.Copy !req
137. You threw me out of a moving truck.Copy !req
138. All right, class.Copy !req
139. Today, we're gonna learn
the popular foreign language known as...Copy !req
140. - English?
- This is boring. I vote we skip it.Copy !req
141. Shut up. We're not skipping it.Copy !req
142. Slice-of-life animes are the worst ones.
It's embarrassing!Copy !req
143. I mean, I guess it's not as embarrassingCopy !req
144. as that time Gangle took
an anime figure and...Copy !req
145. Actually, yeah!
We can skip it. That's fine!Copy !req
146. Let's skip this one!Copy !req
147. Are we just chilling for this one?
Can I finally relax?Copy !req
148. Uh, I guess so.Copy !req
149. But, uh, I prefer
a little bite to my adventures.Copy !req
150. Then why don't you help yourself
to a sangwidge?Copy !req
151. - Here.
- Thanks.Copy !req
152. Do you think Gangle
is actually capable of being happy?Copy !req
153. - What?
- I dunno.Copy !req
154. Like, her comedy mask
still breaks every day.Copy !req
155. Does she think hanging out with Zooble
is gonna magically fix that?Copy !req
156. Maybe she just doesn't wanna hang outCopy !req
157. with someone
who's mean to her all the time.Copy !req
158. She likes when I'm mean to her, though.Copy !req
159. I didn't think you cared about
what other people like.Copy !req
160. I just...Copy !req
161. No, yeah, y-you're right... I don't.Copy !req
162. Do you have any... actual friends?Copy !req
163. Not anymore.Copy !req
164. Oh... Oh. Oh, wait, no. Uh, I'm... I'm sorry.Copy !req
165. I-I wasn't talking about...Copy !req
166. That... That wasn't meant to be...Copy !req
167. Uh... Uh... Hey, Kinger!Copy !req
168. Did you see the fireflies
all the way over there?Copy !req
169. Where?Copy !req
170. What was that about?Copy !req
171. It's nothing. Who cares?Copy !req
172. Doesn't she get
on your nerves sometimes?Copy !req
173. I mean, she's nice to everyone.Copy !req
174. I don't know.
I just... I think she tries way too hard.Copy !req
175. Like, we're stuck in...Copy !req
176. Why are you always pretending
everything's always fine?Copy !req
177. Like, if you tell someone they're loved
and appreciated every day,Copy !req
178. it just kind of loses all meaning.Copy !req
179. It just feels like she's trying
to take advantage of you, you know?Copy !req
180. I don't know.Copy !req
181. Also, she's dumb, and she looks weird.Copy !req
182. Eh, I think we all look weird.Copy !req
183. Excuse you.Copy !req
184. This is what peak
male performance looks like.Copy !req
185. My ears and tail are kind
of the pinnacle of masculinity.Copy !req
186. You don't have a tail.Copy !req
187. What are you
talking about? Yes, I do.Copy !req
188. It's... It... What the... Where's my tail?Copy !req
189. How long have I not had my tail?Copy !req
190. I have never seen you with a tail.Copy !req
191. When would that have even...Copy !req
192. They look happy.Copy !req
193. They do, don't they?Copy !req
194. You think after this, maybe we could...Copy !req
195. Wait a minute! That's a bad thing!Copy !req
196. Explain to daddy Bubble how bad thing?Copy !req
197. I-I think that... Don't say that.Copy !req
198. I-I think they're enjoying
the suggestion box adventuresCopy !req
199. more than the me adventures!Copy !req
200. - What should I do?
- You should die...Copy !req
201. You should throw a [BLEEP!] beach party!Copy !req
202. Why do you swear now?Copy !req
203. Ugh, forget it.
Let's go to an intermission.Copy !req
204. Intermission time.Copy !req
205. Caine,
what are we doing right now?Copy !req
206. We're intermissioning!Copy !req
207. Why?Copy !req
208. Uh... Hello?Copy !req
209. And now, back to the show!Copy !req
210. Gimme a whiskey sour.Copy !req
211. But hold the egg white, since I'm a vegan.Copy !req
212. Wha... I hate this!Copy !req
213. How is this even possible?
I thought Caine couldn't...Copy !req
214. I could have made it
way worse for you.Copy !req
215. Well, I'm calling a vote
to turn Zooble into a slug.Copy !req
216. Everyone voted against that.Copy !req
217. Uuuugghh!Copy !req
218. No hate it...Copy !req
219. Phew! It's raining
like the dickens out there.Copy !req
220. Hey, guys.Copy !req
221. I'll have a cosmopolitan.Copy !req
222. Gimme a corncob blitz.Copy !req
223. I'll throw something together.Copy !req
224. You know your way around alcohol, huh?Copy !req
225. Yeah.
This was one of my suggestions.Copy !req
226. I worked at a bar briefly.
I like making drinks.Copy !req
227. That sounds fitting for you.Copy !req
228. I know
there's an implication there,Copy !req
229. but I can't be [BOINK!] to figure it out.Copy !req
230. So, Pomni, you ever have any jobs?
Or are you too young for that?Copy !req
231. I'm 25 years old.Copy !req
232. And, yeah.Copy !req
233. I was an accountant
for a... a supermarket chain.Copy !req
234. A supermarket? How'd you end up here?Copy !req
235. Well, I...Copy !req
236. sometimes got bored of things...Copy !req
237. and I would seek out mild thrills.Copy !req
238. Like exploring abandoned buildings,
you know?Copy !req
239. And posting videos of it online.Copy !req
240. Ah, a YouTuber.Copy !req
241. Not really. Nobody watched them.Copy !req
242. It was just something I did for me.Copy !req
243. I sometimes did that.
I wouldn't record it, though.Copy !req
244. - Here's your cosmo.
- Thanks.Copy !req
245. Hiding something.Copy !req
246. You'd know
all about that, wouldn't you?Copy !req
247. What's your story, then?Copy !req
248. Ah, I thought you'd never ask.Copy !req
249. Well, after my lung cancer diagnosis,Copy !req
250. me and my junkie associate
from a chemistry class I used to teach...Copy !req
251. I figured. How about you, Gangle?Copy !req
252. Hey, I wasn't done.Copy !req
253. If you're gonna make [BOINK!] up,
at least be creative about it.Copy !req
254. I know what you're referencing.Copy !req
255. Was that a reference to something?Copy !req
256. Uh... I worked in fast food.Copy !req
257. You've done more than that.
What about your art?Copy !req
258. I was in community college
for graphic design,Copy !req
259. but I dropped out.Copy !req
260. I didn't really
pursue art much after that.Copy !req
261. Hey, I'm always down
to make art together, if you want.Copy !req
262. Oh, I didn't know
you were an artist, too, Zooble.Copy !req
263. Uh, yeah, I was
a tattoo artist for a couple years.Copy !req
264. A bartender and a tattoo artist?Copy !req
265. You're killin' me here, Zoobie.Copy !req
266. What do you mean
when you say that?Copy !req
267. Do you have, like, an actual point?
Or are you just talking?Copy !req
268. I'm just havin' fun.
I forgot you hate fun.Copy !req
269. Fun isn't the thing I hate.Copy !req
270. I guess I'll go now. Oh, jeez,
where to start?Copy !req
271. Um, I was born
into a fairly wealthy family.Copy !req
272. We had a large property
with horses and chickens.Copy !req
273. And my mother...Copy !req
274. Uh, well... my mother was... a lot.Copy !req
275. Uh, I worked in real estate for a bit,
until I ended up... here.Copy !req
276. I'm sure she doesn't miss me.Copy !req
277. I certainly don't miss the yelling...Copy !req
278. and the berating... and guilt-tripping...Copy !req
279. And the...Copy !req
280. Yeah. Just kind of a farm girl.
Nothing too out of the ordinary.Copy !req
281. And no point in asking Kinger,Copy !req
282. 'cause there's no way
he remembers anything.Copy !req
283. Never better!Copy !req
284. Do you guys know about his wife?Copy !req
285. - Huh?
- My what?Copy !req
286. Oh.Copy !req
287. He...Copy !req
288. - What?
- That's disappearing guy.Copy !req
289. That's just what he does.Copy !req
290. I see.Copy !req
291. From a previous adventure?Copy !req
292. Yeah. God, Pomni. You didn't know that?Copy !req
293. I'm ignoring you.Copy !req
294. By the way, Pomni, sorry
about the whole president thing.Copy !req
295. I just thought it'd be funny.Copy !req
296. Uh, are... are... are you apologizing?Copy !req
297. - What's happening?
- Just ignore him.Copy !req
298. Uh...Copy !req
299. Apology accepted. I guess.Copy !req
300. Wow, the first steps
of a budding friendship.Copy !req
301. Right, Ragatha?Copy !req
302. Uh, hey, Pomni.Copy !req
303. Remember when Kaufmo
smashed me against the wallsCopy !req
304. and I got all jumbled up?Copy !req
305. Ah, all things considered,
that was pretty funny, right?Copy !req
306. Noooo? Not really.Copy !req
307. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, sorry.Copy !req
308. That was probably
pretty traumatic for you.Copy !req
309. Ooh, remember
when you got high at McDonald'sCopy !req
310. and told Gangle to kill herself?Copy !req
311. Now that was funny.Copy !req
312. What? I-I did not say that! I-I think.Copy !req
313. No. No, of course I didn't. I...Copy !req
314. And I am still so,
so sorry about that, Gangle.Copy !req
315. I would never have said anything like thatCopy !req
316. if I didn't get
that stupid sauce in my eye!Copy !req
317. Jeez, Raggy,
just let yourself be mean sometimes.Copy !req
318. - It's funny.
- Yeah.Copy !req
319. Constantly tormenting Gangle's
really funny, Jax.Copy !req
320. You guys all take this place
way too seriously.Copy !req
321. Wh... What is this? Why'd you do that?Copy !req
322. Can you get that thing away from me?Copy !req
323. Are you afraid of corn?Copy !req
324. No. Who's afraid of corn?Copy !req
325. I'm bored! Let's go to the next adventure!Copy !req
326. You're not even a part of...Copy !req
327. It's softball, ladies and gentlemen!Copy !req
328. O-Oh. We're doing this now?Copy !req
329. Beautiful night for a game, right, Bubble?Copy !req
330. Bleeeh!Copy !req
331. We've got the Big TopsCopy !req
332. playing against the Evil Big Tops!Copy !req
333. 'Sup, [BLEEP!]? I'm Evil Pomni.Copy !req
334. I'm Evil Ragatha!Copy !req
335. Coach Dictatorer, here!Copy !req
336. Uh, hi, guys. I-I'm Evil Jax.Copy !req
337. Evil Orbsman, reporting for duty!Copy !req
338. I'm Bazooble!Copy !req
339. Well, that wasn't in my suggestion.Copy !req
340. Why don't I get an evil clone?Copy !req
341. But first, let's welcome
our special guest,Copy !req
342. here to sing the American national anthem.Copy !req
343. Oh, sa...Copy !req
344. All right, team!Copy !req
345. I may not know what's going on
or who is going on,Copy !req
346. or when is going on, or why is going on,Copy !req
347. but I do know where is going on,Copy !req
348. and it's out on that field.Copy !req
349. So, let's go break some tailbones, team.Copy !req
350. H-Hey, guys.Copy !req
351. I-I hope we all have a fun game,
no matter who ends up winning.Copy !req
352. I wanna kill that guy.Copy !req
353. Well, hello, Stupidgatha!Copy !req
354. I hope you're ready
to get completely annihilated!Copy !req
355. Nobody loves you,
and you're going to die someday!Copy !req
356. We can't exactly die.Copy !req
357. That's like the whole thing here.Copy !req
358. What the frick?Copy !req
359. Huh? Oh, check this [BLEEP!] out.Copy !req
360. You're out, dumb-Copy !req
361. it!Copy !req
362. Hah! Get owned!Copy !req
363. [BLEEP!] yeah,
that's what I'm sayin'.Copy !req
364. Ah, she's cool.Copy !req
365. Wait, w-what's that?Copy !req
366. What the heck? Who did this?Copy !req
367. You!Copy !req
368. Hey!Copy !req
369. - Jax, you're up to bat!
- I cant... Don't wanna...Copy !req
370. I look like this, though!Copy !req
371. Seems fitting for you,
though. I figured you'd be into this.Copy !req
372. What does that mean?
What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
373. I'm just havin' fun.
I forgot you hate fun.Copy !req
374. I don't want to wear this!Copy !req
375. I have never seen you
this upset about something.Copy !req
376. Jax! Bat!Copy !req
377. I'm gonna kill you when this is over.Copy !req
378. Let's see what you're made of!Copy !req
379. Sh... Shut up!Copy !req
380. D-Don't worry!
I think you look good!Copy !req
381. I don't want to hear that!
I want you dead!Copy !req
382. Huh, I guess there's no more ball.
We're done.Copy !req
383. Wait! I got this!Copy !req
384. - Hmm.
- Wh... Hey!Copy !req
385. Sorry, Zooble. It's just
the perfect regulation softball size.Copy !req
386. We're not playin' baseball, here.Copy !req
387. I'm not doing this anymore.Copy !req
388. Wait, Jax!
Wh... What about where is going on?Copy !req
389. I can't believe I hit it right to her.Copy !req
390. I'm supposed to be better than that.Copy !req
391. Sorry. I should be a better sport.Copy !req
392. Not to, like, agree with Jax, or anything,Copy !req
393. but there's nothing wrong
with showing your negative emotions.Copy !req
394. That's... pretty normal.Copy !req
395. I don't know.Copy !req
396. I don't want to be a jerk, or anything.Copy !req
397. I think we all need
to be a jerk sometimes.Copy !req
398. Maybe. Who knows?Copy !req
399. Caine! We need a ball here!Copy !req
400. Wha... Oh!Copy !req
401. Jax, we have a ball now!
What are you doing?Copy !req
402. Ugh, see ya.Copy !req
403. Whoops, I missed.Copy !req
404. Oh, darn, I'm out.Copy !req
405. Having fun?Copy !req
406. Oh, you know it.Copy !req
407. Oh, look, Gangle's up to bat.Copy !req
408. How do you think this is gonna go?Copy !req
409. Would you stop trying
to force her to act like you?Copy !req
410. Oh, yeah, I should force her to be happy
all the time instead, right?Copy !req
411. Well, it's better than turning her
into some insensitive jerkCopy !req
412. who deflects everything.Copy !req
413. I can think for myself, guys.Copy !req
414. Hey, I ain't forcin' anything on ya.Copy !req
415. And then you just act like
you never do anything wrongCopy !req
416. and everybody loves you, when, in reality,Copy !req
417. you just [BONK!] everything up
for everyone else!Copy !req
418. Okay, let's, like, calm down a bit.Copy !req
419. What? You're the one who said
it's fine to be a jerk sometimes!Copy !req
420. Ugh! I'm sorry, Pomni.Copy !req
421. That wasn't very cool of me.Copy !req
422. I-It's fine.Copy !req
423. No apologies for me? This is so sad.Copy !req
424. I'm sorry, Jax...Copy !req
425. for... for bringing up that thing earlier.Copy !req
426. So...Copy !req
427. You wanna... talk about that?Copy !req
428. I'm in a maid outfit. What do you think?Copy !req
429. So, how's the game going?Copy !req
430. Great! Gangle hit a home run!Copy !req
431. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
432. Your instructions helped me a lot.Copy !req
433. Huh.Copy !req
434. Can you give me my eye back?Copy !req
435. Jokes on you... I've already
forgotten what you're talkin' about!Copy !req
436. Wowie! Another home run!Copy !req
437. GodCopy !req
438. What, uh... Okay.Copy !req
439. Nice going, Zooble!Copy !req
440. All right, Pomni, you're up.Copy !req
441. Hey, Ragatha?Copy !req
442. You wanna bat for me instead?Copy !req
443. O-O-Oh, uh...Copy !req
444. I guess I could,
if you really don't want to.Copy !req
445. Think of it as a... a second chance
to show 'em who's boss.Copy !req
446. Yeah.Copy !req
447. - Uh...
- Bazowieezooweewa!Copy !req
448. Another home run!Copy !req
449. And that makes three home runs in a row!Copy !req
450. The Big Tops win!Copy !req
451. Uh, that's... not how softball works.Copy !req
452. Well, that's how my softball works.
We're done! Hooray!Copy !req
453. No!Copy !req
454. Ugh. [BLEEP!], man.Copy !req
455. We didn't even get to bat.Copy !req
456. - You did it, Ragatha!
- Whoa!Copy !req
457. We won!Copy !req
458. Uh, I mean, I guess.Copy !req
459. Good job... whatever you did.Copy !req
460. Huh? Uh, oh, yeah.
Good job, team.Copy !req
461. Huh? Oh, cool. I'm not a vegan anymore.Copy !req
462. Oh, hey! W-Wait, what are you...Copy !req
463. Why is going on?Copy !req
464. Copy !req
465. Well, I hope we all learnedCopy !req
466. that suggestion box ideas
are actually not fun at all,Copy !req
467. and Caine's ideas are much better!Copy !req
468. Well, some of them
were pretty okay.Copy !req
469. I kind of liked the low-stakes ones.Copy !req
470. I thought the first two were awesome.Copy !req
471. The rest... eh.Copy !req
472. Oh, yeah, Pomni... I can show you that thing
in the hall I was talking about.Copy !req
473. Uh, oh, yeah, sure.Copy !req