The Amanda Show 3x8

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Penelope hypnotizes Drake & Josh so they can tell her where Amanda is, but it backfires. We meet the Lucklesses, an unfortunate, and unlucky family. King Henry VIII splashes into Amanda's Jacuzzi to talk and also, to get some spaghetti. Time for a prank call to Mr. Oldman, whilst Eenis and Lula-Mae have fun in yet another Hillbilly Moment.

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1. What do you think?

2. It smells like a... like dead animals.

3. More like... rotten sushi.

4. Dead animals.

5. Rotten sushi!

6. Animal!

7. Sushi!

8. Animal!

9. Hello boys!

10. You're not supposed to be in here!

11. Too bad, Jake!

12. Jake... Amanda, please!

13. She's... We're not gonna tell you where Amanda is, ever!

14. Very well, if you melons won't voluntarily tell me where

15. Amanda is, then I guess I'll have to use truth gas!

16. Yeah!

17. That's rich!

18. Fire in the hole!

19. I want the precise locations of Amanda!

20. Tell me the truth!

21. The truth!

22. I sleep in footsie pajamas.

23. I wish I was Amanda.

24. I am not interested in your pointless lives!

25. Tell me the truth about Amanda!

26. Amanda!

27. I have three hairs on my chest.

28. Please!

29. I wish I was Amanda.

30. This is not a difficult question!

31. Where is Amanda?

32. I think unicorns are cool.

33. I wish I was Amanda.

34. I give up, please!

35. My favorite color is lavender.

36. I wish I was Amanda.

37. My feet smell like a dead animal.

38. I wish I smelled like Amanda.

39. I'm sorry, I forgot my line!

40. What's wrong?

41. I'm up, I can't remember my line.

42. Well, think about it, maybe it'll just come out.

43. Okay...

44. My name's Amanda and sometimes.

45. Try again.

46. My name's Amanda and I try not to drink too much soda!

47. With all the caffeine that's in it.

48. Here, Amanda, I brought you a script.

49. Awesome, okay, let's see.

50. Here!

51. My name's Amanda and... Josh?

52. What's all over your script?

53. Ointment.

54. Gosh.

55. Gross.

56. Amanda, here, use my script.

57. Thanks, Kathy...

58. Yeah!

59. My name's Amanda and sometimes I forget my line!

60. The cereal is so dull.

61. The kids look so bored.

62. We're failures as parents.

63. Try this cereal.

64. Snap, crackle, kaboom!

65. Now listen!

66. Hear it snap?

67. Hear it crackle?

68. Sure do!

69. But what about the...

70. When does my cereal bowl get on?

71. Again, again!

72. You have a cereal in for the milkly room.

73. Then you listen for the snap and the crackle and... Kaboom!

74. Can

75. I have some breakfast?

76. Listen.

77. Snap...

78. Snap, crackle... Kaboom!

79. Attention, attention all.

80. Thank you.

81. I'm so delighted you could all attend this reunion of the Fwebby family.

82. Yes.

83. Tribes, please present young Cynthia.

84. Yes, madam.

85. Presenting Cynthia Worthington.

86. Goodness, how touching.

87. Thank you all so much for your kind reception and warm hospitality.

88. Yes.

89. Achoo!

90. My...

91. You've disrouted my tie.

92. Thank you.

93. Cynthia, why don't you come over here and meet my nephew, Nigel.

94. Nigel, this is Cynthia.

95. A pleasure to meet you.

96. The pleasure is mine.

97. Or do.

98. Would you mind if I brush my teeth first?

99. No, not at all.

100. If you'll just walk down the hallway, Cynthia.

101. My God.

102. are you quite finished?

103. Almost.

104. I must floss, of course.

105. Steamed cherry.

106. I adore cherries.

107. Thank you.

108. Floss for kids.

109. No problem.

110. Marvellous cherries.

111. Why don't you come over and meet my mother?

112. Hello.

113. This is my mother, Lady Brackish.

114. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

115. What a beautiful dog you have.

116. Her name is Tartuffe.

117. She won the Blue Ribbon in the Westchester Dog and Crumpet Show.

118. Spinach dip.

119. I love spinach dip.

120. Cynthia, you have a little, just a tad rough.

121. That's right.

122. You've soiled my toothy.

123. Yes, he's very absorbent.

124. Cynthia, you've had such a long trip.

125. Perhaps you'd like to go upstairs and freshen up.

126. I haven't bathed in days.

127. Or shaved my legs.

128. Cynthia, we have razors upstairs in the bathroom.

129. I don't need a razor.

130. I have a portable hair whacker.

131. Hi.

132. Yo,

133. it's Amanda's Jacuzzi.

134. Hi, welcome to my jacuzzi.

135. Today my special guest is a professional wrestler.

136. Hi.

137. So you're a professional wrestler.

138. That's right, baby.

139. And I understand that you're extremely tough.

140. Little lady, I'm the toughest dude this side of the universe.

141. Yeah.

142. Impressive.

143. Now, is it also true that you like to sniff flowers and wear pretty skirts?

144. Maybe.

145. I see.

146. Well, how about a plate of spaghetti?

147. Bring it on.

148. Yeah.

149. That was Amanda's Jacuzzi.

150. Yo, yo, yo.

151. Hey, hey, there's nothing wrong with wearing skirts.

152. The Lucklesses.

153. Okay, family, we're right here in this row.

154. We will great see.

155. We're going to have an amazing view of the ball game.

156. This is going to be awesome.

157. This is great, isn't it?

158. Hey.

159. Well, this isn't good.

160. I can't see.

161. What rotten luck.

162. Come on, guys, why don't we just move right back to this row.

163. Good idea.

164. All right.

165. Yeah.

166. There we go.

167. Way better.

168. Okay, before we start the game, if you're sitting in row W, seats 14,

169. 15, 16, and 17, you've just won $10 million each.

170. Man, we were supposed to win that.

171. What terrible luck.

172. Well, at least it's a beautiful day for a baseball game.

173. Yep, not a cloud in the sky.

174. Hey, Mindy, are you all right?

175. Yeah.

176. Stupid lightning.

177. Hot dogs, get your hot dogs.

178. Hot dogs, who wants a hot dog?

179. Can I get a hot dog?

180. Sure, honey.

181. Four weenies, please.

182. Four dogs, all right.

183. How much is that?

184. How much you got?

185. Well, let's see, I have about $500.

186. I just got robbed by the hot dog guy.

187. All the rotten luck.

188. What are the odds of that?

189. Look, the game's started.

190. All right.

191. Now batting, Ricardo Stein.

192. Shoot, my all-time favorite player.

193. I love him.

194. And here comes the first pitch.

195. Come on, come on.

196. Come on, Ricardo, I love you.

197. Ricardo Stein has just exploded.

198. It's Ricardo's leg.

199. At least he'll have his limb to remember him by.

200. Yeah.

201. That hot dog guy just stole Mindy's souvenir leg.

202. That wasn't very lucky.

203. Batting next, Jason Marlumpo.

204. Okay, come on, Jason.

205. Yeah, baby.

206. Gee, I sure would love to catch a foul ball.

207. Yeah.

208. It's a foul ball.

209. Right here.

210. Now, don't worry, son, we'll get the next one.

211. Foul ball.

212. I got it.

213. Hit my two foul balls in a row.

214. What are the odds of that?

215. I was just hitting the head with a hockey puck.

216. And we aren't even at a hockey game.

217. What are the odds of that?

218. I don't know.

219. An arrow.

220. How odd.

221. And two, here comes the pitch.

222. He sure got a hold of that one.

223. It's going, going, it's out of here.

224. Home run.

225. Do you guys see that?

226. It's still going.

227. Right onto the parking lot.

228. Yeah.

229. And toward our car.

230. Now that was some bad luck.

231. What are the odds of that?

232. Attention.

233. A foreign submarine has accidentally launched a nuclear missile.

234. No.

235. Did you hear that?

236. A nuclear missile?

237. That's terrible.

238. But don't worry.

239. The odds of the missile landing anywhere near

240. the United States are over five million to one.

241. We can just relax.

242. Dad?

243. Yeah, I see it.

244. I can't believe it landed in the United States.

245. Much less my lap.

246. What are the odds of that?

247. You're just very lucky it didn't explode.

248. I'll say.

249. Yeah.

250. And here comes the pitch.

251. A hand.

252. A hand.

253. I want to hit you in the hand with a hand.

254. Are you sure we're allowed to be up here?

255. Silence, please.

256. Wire cutters.

257. Wire cutters.

258. What are you doing?

259. Somewhere in this mass of wires is Amanda's actual telephone line.

260. Once I find it, I will use this phone to finally make contact with Amanda.

261. Will you be able to order me a sandwich?

262. We did not drive ten miles to disable a phone company

263. worker and climb up a 40-foot pole to order you a sandwich.

264. Have a sandwich?

265. The time has come for me to finally meet Amanda.

266. Bonjour.

267. You're not Amanda.

268. Did you find Amanda?

269. It's ringing, please.

270. Hello?

271. I'm...

272. Amanda either.

273. Good one.

274. Hello?

275. I think

276. we had a bad connection.

277. Don't push me.

278. All children should be sent to Australia.

279. Hello?

280. Hello?

281. Uncle Nipsey?

282. I'm not Nipsey.

283. You have the wrong number.

284. Nipsey, quick, get a can of whipped cream.

285. But I'm afraid of cream that's been whipped.

286. Get the whipped cream.

287. I don't want... Hold on.

288. I've got the whipped cream.

289. Okay, now insert the nozzle into your mouth.

290. But I don't want.

291. No!

292. Okay, the show's just about over.

293. But before we go, I want to show you guys how I can tie my leg into a hoop knot by

294. using a hammer, some margarine, a blowtorch, a little... Voila!

295. Dinner is served.

296. I beg your pardon.

297. Your dinner is served.

298. Glams de parfum.

299. Well, I'm afraid there's been a mistake.

300. Mistake?

301. Yeah, I didn't order any clams.

302. I'm doing a TV show.

303. I see.

304. Okay.

305. Anyway, like I was saying, I tie my leg into a hoop knot by using the margarine.

306. This is safe.

307. You are the TV show person who sent back my clams?

308. Yeah, but I didn't order any food.

309. You say that now.

310. Because of you, I will forever be known as chef.

311. Clams that are bad.

312. Okay, sir, listen.

313. I point you.

314. What?

315. Get a hold of yourself.

316. Hi.

317. I'm the owner of the restaurant.

318. What seems to be the problem here?

319. First of all, this isn't a restaurant.

320. This twif.

321. She... she... she sent back the clams.

322. No!

323. It is true!

324. Security!

325. We're ruined!

326. I am now chef Bad Clams!

327. Stop!

328. Hey!

329. If it's that big of a deal, I'll eat the clams.

330. You mean this?

331. Yeah, bring me the naughty clams or whatever they're called.

332. It's our show.

333. I gotta swallow some awful clams.

334. See ya!

335. Pull it!

336. Amanda, please.